Friends in Equestria

by Assassindog117

A brand new- wait is this zombies parody

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As you woke up it felt like a regular-"AAAAHHH ZOMPONY"

Is all you heard as you rushed to your hooves but as you got up you noticed you got hands again and you looked like the nerdy guy from black ops zombies but you still had your pony body.

"Hell Yea I'm a anthro pony" you heard john scream from up stairs to his home.

As he ran down he was wearing clothes like a biker.

"Well I don't know what is happening but it is cool" you said as you looked around the room to find of the windows were boarded and twilight and rainbow were "wait rainbow twilight" you said as john looked at the passed out mares.

"Hey man looky what I got" you heard john say as he had four magnums.

"Shoot one at the celling" you said as john obliged and shot the celling waking up the two mares.

"Wait were am I " rainbow said looking around and seeing you and john and throwing a bullet casing at your face.

"Dam it rainbow its blitz and red" you said as it success fully calmed her down.

"Ok now that that's over with what in celestia is happening" twilight said having a worried face.

"You are in a game my dear twilight and friends" a voice said as you all turned at what looked like a television to see a black stallion with blood shot eyes" my name is red death and welcome to zombies he said as john and you looked at each other.

"Rainbow twilight grab those" you said pointing at the weapons"now for you while they are not listening who the fuck are you not you in this world but earth" you said seeing a shocked expression on the stallions face.

"My name is really Adam and got stuck hear two years ago when in a car crash and found myself hear I didn't know what to do and this stallion found me and taught me how to live hear and he said 'find a way to kill the evil ones and I can be free' and her is my plan" he said as you got a worried expression.

"Who are the evil ones"

"The rulers of equestrian" he said as the girls gasped.

"Ok dude just stop this and we can help you get back what is the name of the pony who raised you" you asked as the stallion looked happy.

"My master somber" and with that you got angry.

"You don't know what your doing he is a monster he tried to enslave millions and if you are going to try and kill them we will stop you" you said as the stallion looked sad.

"I can't stop it just save the princess just let me help" he said as you nodded as he teleported into the room wearing a suit and tie.

"Ok every pony let's go save the work" you said as you grabbed the magnum and kicked the front door. Open to see five zombies.

"Red,death late take car of this" you said as all three of you shot them sending the over to there death.

"Yo death you can be the grim reaper" you said as he grew a smile.

"Girls your able to come out now" you said as john snickerd

"Got it" the both came out and seeing the zomponies on the ground dead.

"What in Taurus happened hear" rainbow said as she looked at you three holding the steaming weapons.

"Sorry let's go and girls shield-blitz watch out" before you could finish rainbow shot a zombie that was about to kill you.

"Dayum" you said as rainbow dropped the weapon and started crying.

"Rainbow its ok just relax"you said crossing her mane and her crying into you shoulder.

"I just ended a ponys -snif- life -snif- and almost lost yours" she said as you gave the pistol to death and picked up dash."let's go I can't take this anymore I already know there is to much death" you said as you all started walking to the train.

As you all walked down the streets of what used to be ponyville you saw all the destruction there were ponys on roofs holding there kids.

"This is a disaster why did I do this this is all my fault" death said

"Dude this isn't your fault its sombers after this we will find him" red  said and you hooded in agreement.

-bam- an discrete shotgun blast was heard as you looked around for the source.

"Twilight teleport to the train we are going to see were that came from" you said as she nodded and they were both gone.

"Ok blow some stifs"

"Dude  check your wording" you said to john as death bust out laughing.

"Try something cool" death sail in between laughs.

"Ok how about-"

"No you alredy messed it up let's just go" you said  as you all ran down the street.

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