Friends in Equestria

by Assassindog117

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Alternate Universe, Human, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy
Length: 12248

You and your friend Josh get sucked into equestria everything turns upside down

The average college student's life is pretty redundant.  Most things never change and if they do, it's usually for the worst.  Waiting for another day of college to end you and your buddy, Josh, experience a dream come true.
Now the question is... Why were you really chosen to be in Equestria?

Amateur HiE fic of mine. Every brony and pegasister dreams they can go to Equestria, so please don't be too harsh.

OC X Rainbow Dash and luna

Special thanks to RainbowDash314 and Hydra for letting me use their Oc's in this story.
Editor: Hydra/TYRO Guild

I don't own my little pony (obviously) and don't have copyright ownership of the tech. mentioned in this story.

Hydra's word's of wisdom: Haters gonna hate, so let the insanity of mine take the reins!

Published 2013-02-20 21:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-29 03:15:22 UTC

The Moving Day

You and your friend Josh are looking forward to another boring science lecture when a strange teacher walks into the lecture hall. The odd navy shoes and the flowing cobalt hair make you do a double take as you notice Josh doing the same.  Your confusion continues to grow as you notice a smaller girl following close behind.  Seeing the familiar streaks of pink and violet in her purple hair, you pull Josh into a huddle.

"Are those two..?"

"Looks like it...", Josh answered, "...but why would there be MLP cosplayers today!?  The convention isn't in town until the 14th... right?"

Giving a nod, you lifted your head as you noticed the Twilight look-alike, waving the two of you over.  The horn on her head glowed  slight purple as she levitated a large book in front of her.

"What the?", Josh said as we got out of our seats.

Having read enough HiE fics, you quickly deduced what was to come.  What you didn't expect was having the rest of the class frozen in place.

It wasn't the usual 'what's going on' kind of frozen but more of a time stop.  Passing a paper airplane someone had thrown, you gave it a push and noticed how solid it seemed.  Keeping your eyes on it as you walked past, Josh elbowed you in the ribs to get your attention.

Turning to see the fuss, you smiled sheepishly as you noticed the Luna look-alike staring at the you with a raised eyebrow.

"You guys probably know who we are...", she finally said after ensuring she had their attention.  "...and in case you didn't notice.  This gathering of your kind has been frozen."

"So...  are you really ponies in human form?" you say before humanized Luna gives a nod. "Then what are you doing here?"

"We are here to bring you to our world", humanized Twilight answered.

"Ok we're just supposed to go with you girls without any explanation", Josh retorted.

You facepalmed after hearing Josh. Two ponies from Equestria offer to take you with them and your questioning them?, was the first thought that came to mind.

"Yes, because you both know you don't truly belong here" Luna said giving him a questioning stare.

"Would we be able to grab some things first." you blurted out, hoping to stop this train wreck before Josh made it worse.

Getting a nod from the lunar princess, you jogged out of the lecture hall with Josh close behind.  Getting to your shared dorm room, the two of you quickly pack a few things. Being the sensible one you put on a sweater while placing your  iPod and Xbox 360, with a few games, in a backpack.  Turning around, you narrowed your eyes when you saw Josh carefully packing 'My Little Pony' memorabilia in his bag.

"Seriously...", you said as he zipped up the luggage.

Before he could reply, the two humanized ponies walked through the open doorway. Twilight glanced around the messy room with curiosity while Luna approached you and Josh.

"Are you finished?" she asked with an annoyed look.

"Yes!" you and Josh answered simultaneously.

All three of the group turned as a slight thump was heard.  Twilight gave a sheepish grin as she placed the old pizza box back on the counter.  Giving a light cough, she then opened the large book she carried to a tagged page.

"You might want to hold your breath. You won't be able to breathe during teleportation."  Twilight explained as her and Luna's horn glowed.

"Let's go!" you shouted excitedly as a portal opened.

Looking through, you noticed the familiar throne room of the celestial princesses.  As you and Josh enter, you remember to hold your breath before face planting on the tiled floor.

"Ow!" is the first thing to leave your lips as you try to get on your feet. Slipping once again, you finally decide to lay there as you take a look around.  "Hey Josh! Where are you?" you say before spotting a light gray unicorn sporting a white mane with red streaks.

"I'm here." the unicorn said as it struggled to it's hooves. "Crap that hurt!" he exclaimed as he rubbed his muzzle against his shoulder.

"Dude! You're a unicorn!" you exclaim as you try to mimic Josh's standing technique.  "That's awesome, what am I?"

"You're a pegasus!" he said as you look to see your wings folded to your side.

With a whoosh of air, they fly open.  You try not to notice Josh's muffled laughter as you admire your new light blue coat and jet black mane with red tips in one of the gleaming floor tiles.

"Did you just... pop a wingboner." Josh said before falling to the tiles and laughing hysterically.

"At least I know my wings work." you retort fiercely as the two mares walked between the two of you.

"Now that you're here, lets get down to business. If you're going to stay, you'll have to follow Equestrian law", Twilight said.

As Twilight keeps talking, you attempt walking and succeed a few steps until you face plant again.  Josh simply laughs louder at your fail.  Your glared at him as you managed to crawl over and give him a smack.

"Hey! What was that for?" Josh said as he got up and rubbed the bump on his head.

"For laughing at me." you answered from the floor.

"...Are you guys even listening to me!" Twilight interrupted with a scowl.

"Twilight... I think we can handle this.  I can borrow a book on Equestrian law if it becomes that bad" you say in a suave voice as the unicorn's face reddens.

"Okay then. I'll take my leave." Twilight said as you notice Josh's nose bleeding.

Thinking you'd busted it, you quickly swallow your sympathy after seeing Josh's intent gaze on the mare's flank

"Dude, you're a bucking creep." you say, snapping him out of his stare before managing to stand up again.

"Oh crap! Was it really that obvious?"  Josh said as he blushed a deep scarlet.

Seeing him blush like that makes you want to laugh again, but you quickly notice Luna's disapproving stare.  Flashing her a sheepish smile, she replies with a huff before exiting the chamber.  Bonking Josh again, you finally notice you weren't the only ponies left in the room. Standing by one of the pillars was a white unicorn, fully clad in purple armor.

"Sorry about my friend here, he tends to do stupid things.  Could you tell us where we need to go?" you say, pointing to Josh as he rubs the bumps on his head.

"You two are suppose to go with my sister to Ponyville" he answered while walking over with an oddly innocent smile.  "My name is Shining Armor and  Twilight Sparkle is my sister...", Josh gulped slightly as you sensed anger behind the happy facade. "...and if anything were to happen to her, terrible things could happen."

"We understand completely." you quickly answer as you try to get your ipod out of the luggage.  After fumbling with the pull tab for a few minutes, you finally give up and quickly think of another approach.  "Could you open this for me Shining?", you finally ask the stallion.

As a glow surrounded his horn, a similar glow covered the pull tab as the zipper was opened.  Pointing out the ipod and headset, Shining floated them out of the luggage before zipping it back up.

"Now what is this?" Shining asked as he levitated the mp4 for a better look.

"It's called an ipod and it let's me listen to music" you explain while scrolling through the music to a song labelled, "blame it on the pop".

"But it's just a rectangular box?" he said before you put on the music. (Music in author notes.)

While the song plays, you manage to guide the ipod into your sweater pocket before the stallion's magic disperses.  All three of you jolted when the door suddenly swung open.  Standing in the doorway was a disgruntled Twilight, wearing a heavy saddle bag full of books and parchment.

"Are you guys re-" she said before giving the you and the other two stallions a confused look.

Getting closer, she glanced around before finally using her magic to float the ipod out of your sweater.

"Hey Twilight are you ready to go " you ask as she examines the ipod like it needed to be dissected.

"Yeah... What is this though?" she said pointing to the ipod.

"I will tell you when we get to Ponyville." you say, snatching the ipod out of the air and shoving it in your pocket again.

Grabbing your bag with your teeth, you're followed closely by Josh as he remains by Twilight's side.

"Shall we?" Josh said with a surprisingly good bow.

"Okay.. Bye Shiny I'm going home." she said while waving to her brother and walking out the door.

Welcome to Ponyville part 1

As Twilight escorted you and Josh out the door, you attempt to move your new appendages.  So far the only results were the wings opening in a lopsided position, or the wings made a 'pomf' noise as they quickly extended to full length.    It didn't take to many of thesebefore Josh to start chuckling under his breathe.

"Excited much?"  he asked with a smirk.

“I'm just trying to get them to work." you say, giving him a sour look.

Debating about giving Josh another smack, one of your wings extended as you passed him, brushing under his nose.  His face scrunched up as he tried to hold back the sneeze, but it wasn’t enough.

“Achoo!” he sneezed, sparks flying from his horn.

"How the hell did I do that?" You exclaimed, ignoring Josh as you looked at the partially raised wing.

"I don't know.  Pretty annoying though...” Josh said, his smug grin replaced with a mix of confusion and agitation.

"Gentlecolts!”, Twilight said rather loudly, “we’ll miss the train if this continues.  You’ll learn how to use your abilities soon.”

“Coming!” the two of you answered, hurrying to keep up.

Following the purple mare, your mind slowly wandered.

'Yes I am going to fly in no time.' you thought happily, ‘squee’ing on the inside.

You just want to impress Rainbow. your mind retorted

‘No! I want to fly like a pegasus!’

Or learn how to buck one

‘Fuck you brain! Why did you come out of your shell now?!’

Because I want you off guard.

'What-?”, you started to say before crashing into a metal pole and falling on your flank.

"Damn!" you exclaim, struggling to get up again.

"Wow! That looked painful.” Josh said while lending a hoof.  “Lost in thought?" John whispered discreetly, nodding towards the oblivious Twilight with a smirk.

"Get your mind out of the gutter...” you respond, bonking Josh on the head.

After walking for a while longer, the three of you finally make your way to the train station.  Following Twilight’s lead, the three of you make a stop at the ticket booth.  Sliding the required bits to the conductor, he trades them for three passes.  Unable to pick them up, Twilight kept hold of the tickets as you enter the brightly coloured cabin.

Finding a comfortable seat, you collapsed onto the padded seat.  Even as the conductor made their last call for boarding, you felt your eyelids growing heavy from exhaustion.  Deciding not to fight it, you drifted into slumber listening to the sounds of the busy station and Twilight conversing with Josh about something.

Flying through the clouds easily, you glanced down at your fellow flier.  Flying upside down, the rainbow-maned pegasus gave you a sultry look.  Returning the look,  you dived at her like a predatory bird.  Knocked into a controlled spin, the two of you stared into each others eyes before she leaned close to your ear.

"Wake up!  We're here dumbass!" she shouted into your ear.

With a stunned Josh in tow, you escorted the purple unicorn off the train car.

"So I'm guessing this is..." you said, glancing around.

"Exactly what you'd expect.  Welcome to Ponyville!" Twilight exclaimed cheerfully.

"Wow!... what happened?" Josh asked as he rubbed his sore head.

"Do I need to remind you?",  was the tense answer he received.

"Now that this is done can we g--", you started to ask Twilight.  The small purple and green dragon slamming into your leg, with bag and letter in claw, was enough to loss your train of thought.

"Sorry bro!" he said before turning excitedly to your guide. "Twilight! You got a package from the princess!..Who are these guys", Spike asked while pointing at you and Josh.

Caught off-guard, you struggled to think of a good pony name.

'Dammit brain. You can think of a name, come on!'

How about Blitzkrieg?

'I can be a bucking genius sometimes.'

"My name is Blitzkrieg." you answered, feeling content with the name.

"And I'm Red Daze." Josh said, extending a hoof to Spike, "good to meetcha!"

"Interesting names", Spike said, brohoofing Josh.

Leaving them to their shenanigans, you took the opportunity to peek over Twilight's shoulder.

"Twilight... what does the letter say?" you ask before she pushes the cloth bag into your grasp.

"It says; my faithful student, Twilight.  I'm happy to hear of your safe return to Equestria.  Enclosed are enough bits  for your guests to get settled into Ponyville. Your mentor, Princess Celestia." she said as you inspect the bag.

Placing the bag in your pocket, you watched Twilight walk off.  Motioning for the you to follow, you grabbed hold of Josh before following her to Celestia knows where.

Along the way, Spike yawned as he started to slow.  Twilight must have noticed as he was levitated with her magic.  As she started to place him on her back, you gave her a small bump.  She gave a quizzical look before you turned to the floating dragon.

"Hey Spike, want a pony-back ride?" you ask the young dragon.

"If your offering." he answered sleepily as Twilight carefully placed him on your back. Finding a comfy spot behind you neck, he grabbed hold of your mane before asking, "so how do you guys know Twi?"

"I'd prefer not to talk about it", you said.  The only answer you received was silence.

Apparently your back was more comfortable then you'd thought, as you felt the dragon snore into your mane.  Hearing a giggle, you turned to see Twilight and Josh looking at the spectacle.  Feeling a blush, you tried to ignore them as your destination came into view.

The townhall towered over the three of you as Twilight opened the door and beckoned you in.  Closing the door softly, she then guided the two of you over to a large wooden desk.  Carved into the wood were the words 'Ponyville Realty' along with pictures of various houses you'd seen in the show.  Noticing a door open behind it, you looked up to see a professionally dressed earth mare, her mane held in a neat bun and a shiny name tag on her suit.

"Sorry for the wait, Ms. Sparkle and sirs.  My name is White Collar.  How may I help you today?" she said with a smile that would've put most human secretaries to shame.

"Hello again Ms. Collar.  Are the two houses prepared for these gentlecolts?" Twilight asked as you pulled out the bag of bits and set it on the table.

"Indeed they are, we simply need the deed signed and payment." she answered, placing two parchments on the desk with a small dish of ink.

While White counted the bag's contents with practiced ease, you and Josh inspected the pictures of your future homes.  Looking at you house, you felt rather lucky to be a pegasus.  It seemed like a similar build to Rainbow Dash's house, only with an extended stripe you assumed was for landings.  Meanwhile, Josh's house was one of the generic two-story houses most of the background character's lived in.  Hearing the clinking of coins, you looked up as White Collar returned the remaining bits.

"If I could get you to stamp, here, here and here, sirs." she asked, pushing the ink forward while pointing at large squares on each parchment.

Although it seemed a bit messy, you and Josh managed to put your hoof prints on the parchments before White Collar quickly rolled them up.

"Thank-you for your purchases...", she said while putting the parchments away,"... hope your transition into the Ponyville community goes smoothly."

"Now that everythings in order, lets continue." Twilight said.

"Kay!'", you answered while extending a hoof of thanks to the secretarial mare, "And thanks for the help Mrs. Collar.  If you'd like, you can call me Blitz and my pal Red."  you said, nodding to the waving grey unicorn.

"Then feel free to call me White." she replied, shaking the extended hoof.  "Hope we'll meet again."

Happy to have made a new friend already, and a mare at that,  you practically hopped out the door, before a disgruntled mumble form your back made you remember the sleeping passenger.  Slowing to a quick walk, you followed behind Twilight as she guided you through town.  Along the way, you noticed plenty of strange looks from the local ponies.  Something told you not many tourists appeared in Ponyville, or they found it strange that Celestia's student was guiding two unfamiliar stallions around.

The staring became less noticeable as your little herd made their way to the outskirts of Ponyville.  Judging from the amount of trees bearing familiar red fruit, and the barn Twilight was leading you to, you had a pretty good guess where the four of you were headed next. Josh apparently hadn't been paying too much attention to his surroundings as he suddenly gasped.

"When did we get to Sweet Apple Acres!?" he exclaimed loud enough to turn the heads of the familiar two ponies working the orchard.

"Well now..." Applejack said, grunting as she bucked another apple tree with Big Mac.  "...if it isn't Twi'! " taking a break from work, she trotted over with a glance at me and Josh.

"And a big howdy-do to the two spry stallions."  she said before turning to an unharvested tree.  "Hey Rainbow! Come meet the ponies Twilight was talkin about."

The branches rustled abit before the rainbow maned pegasus hovered out of the tree.  As if by reflex, your wings opened slightly and rolled spike off your back.

"Damit!... Umm, I gotta go." you said sheepishly after the embarrassing display.  Taking a few steps back, you turned to walk away but Rainbow Dash simply hovered beside you.

"That's kinda rude to fly off before introducing yourself." she said while your wings remained open.

"I can't fly, was just going to...." you said before she froze in shock, her mouth slightly ajar. "...are you alright?"

"I think you just broke your wai-" Josh said before you shut him up with a dangerous glare.

Trying to push down the extended wings, you tried to hide them as you and Josh introduced yourselves to the gathered ponies.  Rainbow still looked shocked as she tried to examine your wings.

"What do you mean you can't fly!  Even if you're one of Twilight egghead experiments, no offence...", she said to Twilight before returning her attention to you.  "... most pegasi can at least hover.  Move your hoof so I can get a better look." she said, either not noticing the wingboner or not understanding what it was.

"Could you leave them be?" you ask, starting to get embarassed with the attantion.

"Hey ponies!" Pinkie pie interrupted as she seemed to appear from thin air.

Apparently it'd surprised Dash quite a bit as she painfully grasped your neck.  Time seemed to slow as you felt your face go red and your wings making an obvious snapping noise as they opened fully.  Twilight and Rainbow both blushed after seeing the wings, while the other two earth mares just looked confused.  Josh, meanwhile, rolled on the ground while laughing at your expense.

"Would you please let go..." you said awkwardly to the blushing pegasus mare.

"Sorry... Pinkie startled me..." she responded in kind, quickly untangling herself from your neck.

"Uh. This is a bit akward.  Would you be able to teach me to fly?" you ask Rainbow, trying to avoid eye contact.

"Maybe tomorrow.  Around 10." she answered quickly.

"I'll be there", you respond.

"I've never seen you two before, do you like apples!?" Pinkie asked Josh before joining his laughing fit.

"Pinkie Pie, you are so random!" you exclaimed, hoping to change the subject as Dash glanced at you.

"I was about to say the same thing!" Rainbow responded.

"That's awesome Dashie!"  you answered, reflexly using the nickname most of the brony fandom used.

"What did you just say?"  she replied with a quizzical look.

"Oh! Just a nickname I thought of, sorry if you don't like it."  you answered sheepishly, before getting a surprising response.

"No. I like it." it was her turn to glance to the side with a cute blush.

The first thing that came to mind in response was, d'aww, but Twilight killed the mood when she cleared her throat.

"If the two of you are done, I suggest we continue." Twilight said as Josh recovered from his fit and got to his hooves.

"Just give him 30 seconds." Josh hinted, only to get confused looks from the four mares.

"Wow Red... thanks....", you said in a strained voice before turning to your favorite pony. "...Well, I guess it's time to continue the tour of Ponyville."

"Can I come?" Rainbow asked as she continued to blush and rub one of her hooves over her front legs.

Hey Blitzkreig, guess what~?

'What'?

I think you're getting laid tonight.

'Fuck you! We just meet'

You stud.

'Fuck off! You're worse then Josh'

"Sure Dash come on" you say as you tried to ignore the voice in your head.

Giving a farewell to the rest of the ponies; you, Josh, Twilight, Spike and Dashie, set off to finish the tour.

When Pinkie's new and old friends made it over the hill,  she suddenly let out a gasp.

"Now I get it! His wings represent his...'teehee'."  giggling to herself, the party pony set of for more adventures.

Welcome to Ponyville part 2

As you,dash,twilight,john and spike walk away from sweet apple acers and back in town when you look around you notice a peagus flying towards you guys.

"To rainbow " the peguses said looking at her "I want a rematch"

The peguses said as you look at you notice he has a sand colored coat and jet black mane.

"Dust we have to rescedual" dash said witch put him a little sad.

"Ok but probable tommorow" dust said looking at you."and you are"he said with confusion.

"I'm blitzkrieg and this is my friend red daze" you said flashing a smile.

"I'm dust stormdude I will probably see you guys around "he said as he flown off some were.

As  you guys you continue your tour you catch your self looking at dash as she walks and you think you staird to long and got a nose bleed.

'Wow she is hot'

'Ye-wait fuck off we still just meet' you yell in your head

'Dude just go for it '

'Fuck you'

As you came back from thought you found your self geting stared at by dash.

"Sorry I was trapped in thought" you said but dash still looking at you but a blush present on her face.

As she walks towards you you grow a deeper blush as she gets up to your face.

"You really shouldn't stare you know that" she said as she starts laughing from your face blushing.

"Yea sorry" you said looking down a little sorry.

"Hey blitz rainbow how about you two go on a tour of town me and red are going  to the library to do some work" twilight said as she and john went a different direction.

"Wow they know how to leave ponys alone" rainbow said with you and her snikering.

As the both of you walk down the street you remember your ipod in your pocket as you pull it out you see rainbows curiosity getting control of her. As you turn it on you scroll to your music and play money by mystery skulls (you know the song is next now) as it plays the rainbow is shocked by it.

"What is that" rainbow exclaimed as she looked at you with a questioning look.

"It is my mp3 it plays music watch" you said as the song starts.(in authors note)

"That's awsome" she exclaims.

"Ok you think that is awsome the only thing awsome hear is you" you say making her blush.

"Thanks" she says  looking away.

As you both continue walking you both find your self at a carosel looking building as you both enter and there is a small ding noise. As you look around you see dress that look amazing and suits in various colors.

"Hello rainbow and" rarity said breaking you train of thought.

"Oh hello I'm blitzkrieg it is nice to meet you I'm new in town and rainbow is taking me on a tour" you said and she noddes.

"It is a pleasure to meet you but I have work to do" she said and you nod.

"I understand you have work we will catch up " you said waving good by and leaving.

"Do you like her" rainbow said looking at you.

"Yea but not like like her" you said looking at her and giving her a honest face.

"Ok good" she said wiping her head.

"What was that dashie" you said looking at her.

"Nothing" she answers quickly trying to hide a blush."let's keep going" she says walking forward.

As you follow her you both find your self at the edge of the everfree forest where a cottage is. As you inspect it you see many animals running around but on animal catches your eye it was a small wolf pup. It had a electric blue coate with yellow lightning bolts laying down looking sad. As rainbow walks to the front door of the cottage you walk close to the wolf pup. As the pup sees you it slowly walks up to you it had a curious look on its face. As you got close you moved your hoof closer as you did it moved its snout closer until it started sniffing your hoof. As it got used to you it sat down and you did the same thing.

"Um hello" you hear a soft voice say from behind you. As you turn around you see a buterscotch peguses with long pink mane.

"Hi do you know who this fellas owner is" you said pointing to the pup.

"No he was just hear one day" she said looking at the pup.

"What's his name"  you ask as she has a worried look " it has no name does it" you ask and she shakes her head. As you look at the pup you give it a warm smile"well I'm going to name it" you said going up to it.

The wolf hears this  its tail and stands up looking excited.

"Really you are going to name it " fluttrshy said looking at you excitedly.

"Yep now what should your name be" you say holding your chin.

'It is a electric looking wolf name it ' your mind said

I'm trying um its blue lightining and looks awsome

'Blue thunder'

Thanks

"How about blue thunder" you say as the pup barks and its tail wagging.

"Do you want to keep him he seems to like you a lot" fluttershy said as you turned and nodded.

As you did the wolf pup bounced on your back and nuzeld in your mane.

"It is awsome and adorable I will like it" you said smiling.

As you got introducing watch other you and dash leave as you notice your new home in the sky.

"Hey blue wake up its your new home" you said wakeing up blue.

"How do I get up"  you said facehoofing.

"Well you cant so you have to stay with twilight or red until you can fly" rainbow said looking up and you nod.

"Ok were to next" you say looking at her.

"Next is sugar cube corner" she said flashing a smile back.

Going down the street you see a a building that looked like a ginger bread house. As you look at the building you notice john and twilight walking there.

"Hey guys" you yell as they turn around.

"Hey rainbow hey blitz is what's that" john Said pointing at your new pet.

"It's a long story" you say walking to them. As twilight opens the door you and josh go inside the lights flash on and everypony screams 'surprise'.

As you and john jump back a bite from the surprise you didn't notice that john has fallen on his head and got hit into uncounsiusnes and you fall on your back laughing.

"Hey guys how are you gu-" pinkie was cut off by pinkie seeing john uncouciose.

"He is going to be fine he got up in two minutes tops last time" you said laughing a little but being cut off by seeing the wolf pup looking scared by every pony starring at him."here blue" you said s the pup quickly ran up to you and jumping on your nap shivering.

"Awww" is what you heard when you noticed every pony was staring at you.

"Hey blitz get your friend up its time to party" a wight pony with purple glasses said behind a DJ table.

"You got it scratch" you yell getting up but instead of walking to john you go towards twilight.

"Hey twilight I got an idea to wake up red"you wisperd to twilight as she nodes"I need you to" you whisper other rest into her ear as she grows a blush and walked two reds john.

"What did you tell her" rainbow said coming up behind you.

"You will find out dashie" you said as she grew a little blush and nodded.

As you look back at twilight you see her going up to john and kissing him as his eyes shot open and him growing a blushe breaking the color spectrum.

"Mmmhp" is the only thing that was hear from john before twilight broke the kiss.

"What was that bro" you said as john looked at you.

"Best day ever" he said as he grew a blush with twilight and you rolling your eyes.

"Good for you dude and it is a good day"

"Why isn't it your best day" pinkie said looking at you a little sad.

"Oh I got this" rainbow said going up to you

"What are you do-" you were cut off by dash pressing her lips against yours and your wings opening up to its full length.

The sensation was static like a full pleasure filled your body with emotions that your mind can't comprehend like a test that no one new about until the beggining of class.

As the kiss ended you were shocked and your mouth was stuck with a stupid grin.

"Yo blitz how was your day now" john asked as you looked at rainbow

"Bucking awsom" you said as rainbow grew a blush and the party started.

As you look around you see rainbow giggling with what looked like raindrops and what looked like applejack and you divide to let her talk with her friends as you walk towards the counter were there was some cider and sweets.

"Hey blitz" you heard a feminine voice said as you look behind you to see vinyle.

"Hey what's up"

"I saw what you and rainbow did over there I wish I started like that with tavi" she said as you looked at her with a surprised look. "Yes yes I like mares and you have a lucky one she is hot" you couldn't believe what she was saying and a blush on your face.

"Yea and beutiful talented"

"Don't forget" rainbow said going next to you.

"That would be"

"Awesome" she said

"Yes but get know me better then we go on a date and you still need to learn more about me" you said as she Hughes you.

"Yes and we still have to party" you said as she breaks the hug"hey do you know were twilight is I need to ask her a question" you ask rainbow.

"Yes she is with red daze at the library she said learning some magic" rainbow said with a little grin.

"I think it is to early for that" you said as you notice that vinyle was gone and was back at the DJ table.

"Well I guess it is time to party" you said as you and dash go back to the party.

After the party you walk to johns house with a sleeping blue thunder on your back. As you atempt to open the door you forget you can't open the door with hooves. When you finally open the door you notice that all your luggage is inside and you don't bother to unpack because you were so tiers and it isn't your house.

As you walk to the couch you pass out from the comfort of the couch but before you could john burst into the door with books about how to do magic.

"Holly crap dude that is a shit load of books" you exclaim looking at the books.

"It's homework" he said dropping the books on the ground waking up blue."there was also this stallion that was looking at some magic books it was weird" john said airing down.

"Really what did he look like" you ask

"Well he was a grey earth pony with what looked like a energy ball" he said as your reaction to the situation

"Great we have a possible bad guy now and I still have questions that need to be answered to more I am going to see twilight" you said but forgetting something"oh but after flying training" you said falling a sleep.

A brand new- wait is this zombies parody

As you woke up it felt like a regular-"AAAAHHH ZOMPONY"

Is all you heard as you rushed to your hooves but as you got up you noticed you got hands again and you looked like the nerdy guy from black ops zombies but you still had your pony body.

"Hell Yea I'm a anthro pony" you heard john scream from up stairs to his home.

As he ran down he was wearing clothes like a biker.

"Well I don't know what is happening but it is cool" you said as you looked around the room to find of the windows were boarded and twilight and rainbow were "wait rainbow twilight" you said as john looked at the passed out mares.

"Hey man looky what I got" you heard john say as he had four magnums.

"Shoot one at the celling" you said as john obliged and shot the celling waking up the two mares.

"Wait were am I " rainbow said looking around and seeing you and john and throwing a bullet casing at your face.

"Dam it rainbow its blitz and red" you said as it success fully calmed her down.

"Ok now that that's over with what in celestia is happening" twilight said having a worried face.

"You are in a game my dear twilight and friends" a voice said as you all turned at what looked like a television to see a black stallion with blood shot eyes" my name is red death and welcome to zombies he said as john and you looked at each other.

"Rainbow twilight grab those" you said pointing at the weapons"now for you while they are not listening who the fuck are you not you in this world but earth" you said seeing a shocked expression on the stallions face.

"My name is really Adam and got stuck hear two years ago when in a car crash and found myself hear I didn't know what to do and this stallion found me and taught me how to live hear and he said 'find a way to kill the evil ones and I can be free' and her is my plan" he said as you got a worried expression.

"Who are the evil ones"

"The rulers of equestrian" he said as the girls gasped.

"Ok dude just stop this and we can help you get back what is the name of the pony who raised you" you asked as the stallion looked happy.

"My master somber" and with that you got angry.

"You don't know what your doing he is a monster he tried to enslave millions and if you are going to try and kill them we will stop you" you said as the stallion looked sad.

"I can't stop it just save the princess just let me help" he said as you nodded as he teleported into the room wearing a suit and tie.

"Ok every pony let's go save the work" you said as you grabbed the magnum and kicked the front door. Open to see five zombies.

"Red,death late take car of this" you said as all three of you shot them sending the over to there death.

"Yo death you can be the grim reaper" you said as he grew a smile.

"Girls your able to come out now" you said as john snickerd

"Got it" the both came out and seeing the zomponies on the ground dead.

"What in Taurus happened hear" rainbow said as she looked at you three holding the steaming weapons.

"Sorry let's go and girls shield-blitz watch out" before you could finish rainbow shot a zombie that was about to kill you.

"Dayum" you said as rainbow dropped the weapon and started crying.

"Rainbow its ok just relax"you said crossing her mane and her crying into you shoulder.

"I just ended a ponys -snif- life -snif- and almost lost yours" she said as you gave the pistol to death and picked up dash."let's go I can't take this anymore I already know there is to much death" you said as you all started walking to the train.

As you all walked down the streets of what used to be ponyville you saw all the destruction there were ponys on roofs holding there kids.

"This is a disaster why did I do this this is all my fault" death said

"Dude this isn't your fault its sombers after this we will find him" red  said and you hooded in agreement.

-bam- an discrete shotgun blast was heard as you looked around for the source.

"Twilight teleport to the train we are going to see were that came from" you said as she nodded and they were both gone.

"Ok blow some stifs"

"Dude  check your wording" you said to john as death bust out laughing.

"Try something cool" death sail in between laughs.

"Ok how about-"

"No you alredy messed it up let's just go" you said  as you all ran down the street.

A brand new - wait is this a zombies parody part2

BANG

Another shot gun sound filled the sound in your ears as you all ran down the road.

"Hey any pony out their" john yelled  as he looked around.

"Yo Red is that you help" you all heard spike as he is sitting on a roof of a house with the cmc,rarity, and the rest of ponyville resedents.

"We are hear just hold on just answer this who is the pony with the bomb stick!" You yelled as they pointed at a green stallion with lemon mane and brown eyes.

"I'm the one with shotgun now help assholes!" He yelled as you all climed up the building." Are you gona help or are you going to pick up flowers" he yelled again blasting another zombies head off.

As you were about to answer Death punched him in the face.

"You fucking idiot there are children hear and you think its a good idea to shot when there are colts and fillies around" he said as the stallion held his cheek.

"Yea asshole you could have killed some pony" john said as the stallion got up.

"There isn't a time for sudelty we would die" the stallion was about to punch death but you grabbing his hand and twisting his arm behind his back.

"You say there is no time for sudelty when you are about to start violence and if you try something like that" you said grabbing the revolver and pressing it to the back of his head "I will stop you my self before you get the chance to now tell me were are you really from and tell me the truth" you said as he started to nod his head vigerosly.

"I'll tell you I'll tell you but some were where no pony will hear please" he said spicificly looking at a mare with black mane and tan fur and yellow eyes holding a foal with Greg fur yellow mane and green eyes.

"Ok but if you try something I will not hesitate" you said as you walked to a corner before turning to the made and foal."now if you are ok you husband knows that you know he isn't from this world and he isn't the only one and just be calm we will be ok" you whispered to the mare and going to your friends.

"Ok now tell use" john said as the stallion nodded.

"My name is Blake I was born in Brazil but moved to Florida when I was twelve later on in the years I found this show called my Little Pony and became a fan on day I went to a barony con with my girlfriend when we were in the plane it crashed and we" Death stopped him.

"I know how you feel but I died alone and this two were brought hear we all are from earth and we need your help" he said as he looked at all of use and we nodded.

"Ok but tho use two (pointing at rarity and apple jack) said four of there friends are gone we have to find them" he said as you all nodded.

"HELP" every pony hearted two blood filled screamed.

"Ok we found them let go" john said as he looked over the edge to see a ton of zombies "we arenot leaving this way"

"Ok let's go to the back way  let's go"you said as you looked at the back way to see nothing.

As you all jumped down you guys bust into a full blown sprint into the hell that is now ponyville.

----Pinkie and Fluttershys view----

"HHHHEEEEELLLLLPPPP" Pinkie and Flutter Shy screammed as the zombies pounded on the door of sugar cube corner.

As they moved to the corner of sugar cube corner (weird huh going into a corner of sugar cube corner that's weird).

"Pinkie if I die I want you to know I lo-"

"The word the skull gods GO TO THE PITS OF HELL" is all was heard as loud bangs and a explosion was heard.

"Pinkie, Flutter Shy are you in there" a voice said as the door was pushed open to see four stallions holding five smoking iron rods.

---- back to your view----

As we continued running down the road another blood kertiling scream was heard coming from sugar cube corner  that was sprounded by at least twenty zombies.

"Ok guys this is how we are going to-"

"By the words of the skull gods GO TO THE PITS OF HELL" Red and Death yelled in unusion as they started blasting the zombies and soon the you all are blasting them.

As soon as they were all gone you all rushed to the door.

"Pinkie, Flutter Shy are you in there" you said as you open the door to see them cowering in the corner.

"Hey Flutters sup Pinks we are hear to help its Blitz and Red we are hear to help ok" you said as they nodded "Ok come on" you said as you gave red the pistol and helped pinkie up and try to help flutter shy but to only her falling down again. As you try again she finally gets up but dosn't move.

"Come on shy you can walk come on" Red said as she nodded and started walking.

As you all walked down the road to were every pony else was you dropped off the girls and you, John and Death went to the train.

As you three got to the train you see that the train was started smoking and about to leave station and you all ran. When the train was about to go you there jump on to the train and you were all off to Canterlot to stop all of this madness.

As you all entered the train twilight was breathing hard and rainbow was standing there trying to calm her down.

"What happen to her" you said as rainbow turned to you and twilight looking at john and take long you guys.

"Your ok oh my celestia your ok" rainbow said as she hugged you tighter.

"Were ok-chock- can't breath" you said as you you tried to talk and letting go.

"Ok we can get the mushie stuff later right now let's stop this bull shit" you said getting up o lay to see john and twilight making out. "Oy you two this is not the time you two" you said as they broke the kiss then getting up.

"I don't think k you will be gettig off this stop" a giant lumbering voice said as fire came from the ground a giant armored zombie came out of the ground."ggggaaaahhhh" the zombie roared as it ran twords us shacking  the train car.

As you looked at your team the only word that came out your mouths.

"....Fuck...."

A brand new- wait is this a zombies parody final

As Brutus started to his run to use only one thing is noticed he moves slow.

"I thought he would be faster" death said as he went behind you.

"Twilight do you have any strength spells on you" you ask as you look at the mare that is scared as shit.

"Yes but if I cast it on him it would make him oh you want the spell cast on you NO THAT WILL KILL YOU" she screamed as you look at the advancing brute.

"Do you have any other ideas"

"No but you can die" she said as rainbow started to tear up.

"Rainbow stay strong and john death hold her back" you said as rainbow was about to stop you but getting held back by the two"do it twilight" you said as she the spell blasted into you.

"NNNNOOO" rainbow screamed as your body smashed against the floor of the train.

-----Third Ponys  View----

As blitz raised to his feet  his eyes were glowing red and his his coat changed to dark gray.

"B-blitz" rainbow stammered as blitz raised to his hooves.

"Every one out this is about to get messy" blitz said as he stareted walking towards the giant zombie.

"Yo blitz don't die on use" red daze yelled as the three of them left the cart.

As they both started walking to each other they both started gaining speed as and with a swift movement blitz was already one foot away from the zombie.

As he blitz raised his fist the zombie raised his baton and winging down making contact with blitz skull and snapping in half without pain and blitz making  contact with the zombies helmet making a audibal gong noise and a scream of pain coming from the zombie.

As he did blitz took out his magnum and blasting the zombies head killing it and sending it into a pit of flames.

"Go to hell" blitz said as he fell on the floor with a audible thump.

--- Rainbow point of view----

As death and red dragged me out of the room a ping of regret filled my body as I last saw blitz.

"Its going to be alright rainbow if I know blitz he will be-"

"(Gong) GGGAAA BANG" red was inturupted  by the noise of the zombie.

As I went to the door I peeked out to the next car to see blitz turning back to normal and falling on the ground.

As I quickly ran to him to hear him snoring fast asleep.

"The fool fell asleep" rainbow said as she started to pick up blitz to see that he had a stupid smile on his face.

"How do we wake him up" death said as he quickly looked at john then blitz then me then back to blitz." Blitz Red kissed Rainbow" death said as Blitz's eyes shoot open as he quickly not to his hooves and punched john across his face.

"You fucking bastard if you kiss rainbow again I swear you will bet just like Eminem 10 feet underground" blitz said as death bust out into laughter.

--- back to you---

"What are you laughing at ass hole"

"He didn't kiss Rainbow it was just a way to get up" Death  said as he started to get up.

"Yea and this is the twenty second time you did this" john said as you threw a smile at him.

"Blitz are you ok" twilight said as you were about to answer until rainbow gripped you in a bear hug.

"I was so worried never do that again" rainbow said as you were struggling to breath.

"Rainbow can't breath" you tryed to say as she let go blushing."ok guys ladies let use help the princesses you said as the train stopped at Canterlot station.

As we exited the train a bullet was shot right before you made your next step.

"If your not one of them say something" I familiar voice said as you took a quick look to see shinning armor holding a rifle with five other guards.

"Yo shinning if your going to shoot use shoot your sisters colt friend first" you said

"WHAT" shinning said as you heard hoof steps coming towards you.

"Shiny" twilight said as she jumped and hugged her brother.

"Good to see your ok Twiliy" he said as you looked at twilight to see a bite on he leg.

"Nonononono" john said as he ran to twilight looking at her bite and a tear coming from her eye.

"What what happened" shinning said as he noticed the bite" its just a chew mark what is that going to do"

"Its going to kill her" death said as johns expression turned to anger.

"You fucking bastard how do I help her" john screamed

"Red relax" death said as it earned him a punch to the face.

"You monster you did this and you can't do anything but I can" john said as he grabbed deaths horn and tried bending sending pain through deaths body.

"Stop it now red" a loud bombing voice said as you turned to see celestia and luan.

"Stop this asshole just killed millions and my mare friend"

"Yes and we can revers everything just stop" celestia said pleading and john let go."thank you now move away from him"she said as john steeped back as a blast of navy and wight as death turned to a wight coat and black mane and everything started to revert back to normal.

"What did you do" you said as your clothes started to disappear and your hands turned back to normal.

"We took his dark power that somber controlled and replaced it with the good" Luna said as every pony was back in there regular form.

"Oh and for you two" celestia said giving a soft smile."I believe you deserve something of interest before college starts again" she said as you and john  looked at each other.

"There is college hear " you whispered to Luna as she nodded with a disapproving face."great this is going to be fun" you said as rainbow trotted to you.

"Yea but you get to be with me"rainbow said as she hugged you.

"So celestia what did you want to tell use" john said and she nodded.

"Since you two are not good with your abilitys I guess I'm giving you them"she said as a blast of magic of hit us.

"That hurt" you said as you rubbed your head to feel something" is that what I think it is" you said as you looked up to see a horn on your head as you looked at john to see he has wings.

"This is strange I didn't think that would happen" celestia  said as you looked at her.

"Wait you can fix this right" john asked as she snakes her head.

"Am I going to age normally" you ask as she nodded.

"Ok thanks" you said.

"Now that that's over with I'm going home you said as you flapped your wing and started flying away.

"Yo bro your flying" rainbow said coming next to you.

"Really" you said as you did the stupidest thing look down.

"Dude don't look down" rainbow said as she lifted your head so that you were looking at her.

"You know we can check out my house now" you said as she gave a smile and half lid eyes.

"Yea we can" she said Ashe grabbed your hoof and started flying again.

"Oh and rainbow we have a date on Friday" you said as she looked at you and kissed you on the cheak.

"Pick me up at 7" she said as you continued your way to ponyville.

veterans day in ponyville

As we got to ponyville the first thing you did  was check out your new home.

The first thing that came to your mind was 'wow' the second 'its huge'.

When you walked twi the door it had a letter with what looked like a ha-hoof rekegnition scanner.

"Are you just going to look at it or are you going to read it"rainbow said as you piked up the letter.

"Ok give me a second it says"

Dear Blitz

From the ponys  of ponyville thank you for helping use in a time of need and we appreciate the help with the stallion that was firing in front of all the fillies and colts he will be doing

"HARD TIME" you said as you bolted to the slamer or whatever they call it.

"Were the heck are you going" rainbow said flying in front of you.

"I'm going to jail I'm getting him out" you said as you went around her and went fast.

"Are you serious he was shooting in front of boys and girls" she said and stopped and covered her mouth.

"What was that rainbow" you said turning around and going up to her.

"Nothing" she said quickly.

"Rainbow are you ok I know you think he is bad and I know he shoot in front of boys and girls and trust me I was there he isn't from hear weather is his wife now tell me do you remember" you said as she looked down and tears were present.

"I'm sorry I got to go" she said as she was about to turn and fly but you grabbing her in a hug.

"Rainbow we can talk about this latter right now I need to help a friend" you a said as you released her and pecked her on the cheek.

"Ok" she said as she bolted of and a tear fell on your cheek.

As you bolted to the gauge post you noticed john was there about to go in.

"Red hold the door" you said as he held the door open for you.

"What the fuck happened"john said looking pissed off.

"I don't know  but I'm angry to" you said as you walked over to see blaks wiff.

"Hello" you said as the made looked at you and john and smacked you both.

"You got him in jail this is all your fault" she said as you nodded your head.

"We know and we are getting him out" you said as you walked past her and stopped at two guards."Hello gentlcolts" you said as they looked at you and bowed.

"Good morning prince we didn't think royalty would be here" on guard said.

"I'm no king stallions I am a friend of the stallion that was firing" you said as they looked at you.

"Ok what are you going to do" they both said as you took out the spare bits you had witch was ruffly abouttwo hundred bits.

"I'm paying bail and I'm paying for his release" you said  as they let you pass

As you entered the room it was like any part of a prison movie glass a phone and famillys.

As you approached one of the benches you saw Blake sitting there.

"Hey man guess who's here to get you" you said as he looked at you and smilled.

"Thanks" he said as he helped his  chest. After mor inspection you saw what looked like a giant bruised and looked like he got in a bar fight.

"What happened to you"

"Police brutality" he said as he looked at the door witch the two guards looked through.

"Well then I have to speck with some ponys " you said as you exited the room and looked at the guards to see some blood on there weapons.

"Stallions you will be talking to the princesses and me" you said as they looked at you.

"Why what did we do" he said as you pointed at there weapons and them facehoofing.

"You are coming withuse now" you said as Blake came out of the room.

"We didn't do anything" they both said as you shock your head.

"Red go to Twilights and send a letter to the princesses for info I about something" you said as he nooded and exited the room. "And for you two you are staying he-"you were cut off as a bright light filled the room and you and the two guards were in the palace.

"Hello my little ponies what may be the problem" celestia said as she looked at you then the guards.

"These gaurds have beat the shooter and pony bill witch is on of the people I helped during the out break" you said as she looked at the guards and seeing there weapons.

"Prince krieg" wait why did she call me prince" I understand what happened and they will be dealt with and so close to veterans day" she said as the guards were gone.

"Princess why did you call me prince ?"

"I called you prince because of your sudden change and ponys  will remember that and the title will be with you and Red until you leave"she said.

"Ok but one more question me and red are not"

"No there are many like you everywhere and you have five in ponyville you, Red, Green Screen, "Black screen, and Rainbow dash" she said as you passed out right there in then hearing the mention of rainbows name.

---- 3 ponys  view--

As Blitz passed out celestia gave a little giggle witch was stopped half way by the element of loyalty.

"Princess I  think I  just messed up big time" she said not noticing the passed out pony"I think I blew my cover I don't think he likes me anymore I don't think" she was cut off by the body of blitz on the floor.

"Rainbow you should know that there is more than one human in this world there is at least five in pony ville but there is two hear" Celestia said as she motioned at Blitz.

"Wait is he really"

"Yes"

"And he is from"

"Yes"

"There is another one"

"Yes" but in stead of celestia saying it. It was blitz who stood up after being past out.

"Blitz why didn't you tell me" rainbow said

"Blame Twilight for that and is it true there is veterans day hear?" Blitz ask as she nodded

"Awesome now as prince of Celestia what am I prince of?" Blitz asked as celestia put on a thinking face.

"I guess you can just be a prince but you have to have a background story"

"How about we are your cousins" Blitz said as celestia gave a nodde of approval.

"Ok but you must help with royal duties and must be like a diplomat sometimes" she said as Blitz gave a nod .

---back to your view---

"Auntie!!!" A stallions voice said as your face turned from happynes into anger.

"Damnit not him" you said as you turned to see prince blue blood.

"Yes blue blood" celestia said as blue blood looked at you then rainbow and looked angry at both of you.

"Why are there simple commoners in the royal castle" he said looking descusted.

"They are not commoners blueblood one is the element of loyalty and the other is prince Krieg" celestia said as bluebloods jaw hit the ground.

"Yea that's what I thought and me and prince Daze are showing our selves on veterans day" you said as you walked to celestia side "and Celestia can I host the event if its ok with you?" You ask as she nods her head.

"No I'm not letting this sorry excuse for a prince mess up a event like this" blueblood said as he shoot a magical beam that you blocked with your hoof hitting right back at him.

"Blue blood!" Celestia screamed as he got up about to shoot another charge to see you weren't there.

"Were are you" he yelled in rage as he turned as he is face to face with you and his magic disapating.

"I'm right hear blue ass" you said as you put a hoof to his gut sending him up then back down to the ground.

"Blitz" celestia yelled as you picked up blue blood back to his hooves.

"Are you ok blue blood" you said as he shacked himself off and looked angryer then before.

"I don't need you pity" he said as he coughed out blood" but it appreciated".

"Celestia were is the infirmary" you ask as she nodded.

"It is down the hall five door on the left" she said as you helped blue blood there.

As you helped the prince down the hall you saw the guards looking at you and flashing a smile your way when you got there the doctors quickly got him off you.

"What happened to him?" One of the doctors asked.

"He shot a blast at me I deflected it and I punched him into the roof and he agent smash in ground" you explained and they all grew a smile.

"Thank you -"

"Prince Krieg" you said as they nodded and one of the nurse going up to you.

"Thanks he is a ass some times" she said peeking you on the cheek"meet me up sometime".

"Sorry I have a made friend already and she wouldn't appreciate me being with another mare" you said as she nodded and walked to were blue blood was laying down.

"Thanks for the help and I will be on my way" you said leaving.

When you walked back into the throne room Luna and Cadence was there now.

"Hello princesses I am back" you said as they all looked at you and Luna and Cadence rushing to you and giving you a hug.

"Thank you" they both said as they squeezed you.

"Your-weez-cant-weez-breath" you struggeled to say as they let go of you.

"We are sorry we are just happy that he got what he deserved" Luna said as you moved to Rainbows side.

"Really your that happy about what I did?"

"Yes they are" shinning said entering the room.

"Good evening shinning"

"Hello prince Krieg what brings you hear in the first place?" He asked as you motioned him to follow.

As you both walked in to the hall way you tell him what happened and you both go to the dungeon to see the gaurds sitting there.

"You two are going to court for what you have done follow use" shinning said as the guards followed behind but before you left you saw a strange brick sticking out with a weired emblem.

As you entered the court celestia was sitting there with five high classed looking ponys.

"Prince Krieg shinning armor thank you for joining you may leave your duties are over" she said as you both walked out to see Rainbow and Cadence  waiting.

"Hey babe" you both said in unusion.

"Hey we are staying for the night and we will be leaving in the morning" cadence said as shinning went to cadence.

"Yea you took to long and we are not able to see your home now Blitz" she said giving bedroom eyes.

"Rainbow what is tommorow"

"Friday our date is tommorow" she said as you face hoofed.

"Ok when is veterans day"

"Tommoroooooow" she trailed off

"Yea ok I will tell everypony that we are princes and we can go on our date ok I promise" you said as she nodded as you kissed her cheek.

As she walked away you turned to cadence and shinning.

"I have no plans I really need help is there any wear I can take her?" You ask as they both thought for a moment.

"You can take her to the resteraunt I took cadence on our first date"

"Aww you still remember" you said in a smoking tone.

"Shut up now it is called Dan Ilion cafe it is the best spot and good luck" he said as you left.

"That is sweet you do remember" is all you heard from cadence as you joined up with Rainbow in the room with here laying down giving bedroom eyes with a strange sent that filled the room witch pointed to one solution she was in heat.

"Ok I got a I idea how about this" you said as you flew out the door looking it.

"Hey Blitz need place to hide" shinning said as he teleported in front of you.

"Yea me to quick to the dungeon" you said as you both teleported to the dungeon.

"What are we doing here"

"When we were down hear I saw a brick that didn't belong so I wanna see" you said as you went to the wall and pressed the brick in opening a secret passage.

"That is fucking awsome" you both said entering the room to see it is like the assassins creed hid out.

"Ok how long is heat"

"Well its around 24 hours for cadence Rainbow is possibly same size and weight more or less"

"Wait are you calling my made fat "

"No I'm just saying she is fast so she must have more muscle"

"Good that what I thought"

"Ok so about 24 hours"

As you both explored you found some ok armor and wepons.

"This is awesome" you said as you picked up a cross bow.

"Yea and look at all these maps" shinning exclaimed looking at a map showing Canterlot.

"It seems that there are tunnels all around Canterlot"

"That explained how the changelings got in"

"Your probably right but for now we have bigger problems mare problems" shinning said you both bust out laughing.

"Ok ok that was good" you said getting up.

"Yea now let's shut up before there heat is done" shinning said as you looked in the next room to see some bunk beds.

"Dude this must have been a old guard barraks"

"Why do you say that"

"Really after all we found and the twenty three bunk beds you don't think this is a barraks"

"Ok now I see what you see"

"Yea and from prince to king slash guard look around more"

"Yea I get it"

As you flew up to he bunk you aid down and it broke.

"Damn it" you heard muffeled as you quickly got off the bed and the bed rising to show shinning.

"Woops heh I guess they werent that safe" you said as you rubbed the back of your neck and him smacking the back of your head. "Hey I wonder how Red is doing"

"Wait is you friend with twilight right now" he asked as you shrugged.

"Oh hell no I will be right back" shinning said as he teleported and then coming back in a second.

"So how was your journey"

"Well that was a awkward situation I popped on and your friends might need a wedding ring" he said as your jaw dropped.

"What the fuck"

"Yea and we might be hear longer"

"Why"

"Heat can be up to four days" he said as you looked at him

"How do you know"

"Before I left there was a book open"

"Oh ok then how do we survive without food"

"We could teleport back and fourth"

"Ok that sounds like a good idea"

"Or you two can satisfy our needs" a females voice said as you both looked to see Cadence and Rainbow standing at the entrance.

"Crap ok 1) we are leaving 2) your in heat and 3) we are-" you were cut off by rainbow takling you to one of the beds.

"Ok shinning teleport us now" you said as you were both gone.

"Thank you" you said as shinning helped you up"

"No prob but bad part we are in ponyville"

"Good thing we are under my house" you said as you helped shinning into your home.

"This has a hoof scanner so no pony can get in except for me and some one I bring" you said as you put your hoof to the scanner and the door opening.

As you entered the building was big on the inside also.

"Ok so we can stay hear until it is over" you said

"Ok were is the bedrooms"

"I don't know" you said as you saw two doors that say guest and master bedroom.

"Found it"shinning said going to the guest room.

"Ok see you in the morning" you said as you entered the room and quickly went to bed.

In the morning you woke up to a banging at the door.

As you got up you quickly head to the door and looked through the peep hole to see cadence and rainbow.

"Shinning up now" you yelled as he was now out the room.

"What is it"he said sleepy eyed.

"Blitz Shinning come out we need you" the mares say as he and you were teleported back to Canterlot but at the donut shop.

As you both exited the shop you saw that the peraide has started.

"Ok I will find Celestia and show every pony who is hosting and you hide" you said as he nodded and ran away but disapearing in a pink flash.

"Ok I will avenge you shinning"

As you quickly flew across to the palace you quickly realized that rainbow could get another stallion then you quickly went to find her.

"Rainbow you win you can have me were are you" you yelled as you got take led down by a blur.

"Aww somepoy can't find there made" a yellow made above you said in a sultry tone.

"Eh Yea no I found her she is over there" you said as you teleported away.

"There you are" you heard tomboyish voice say as you brew a smile.

As you were take led to the ground by a rainbow blur.

"Now you are going to help me" rainbow said as you nodded.

----------------20 min later---------------

As you got up you saw a lake were you could wash up as you did a leap of faith into the water.

"Woho" you yelled as came out of the water.

"Gerana bow" rainbow yelled splashing into the water.

As she came out of the water her smile quickly turned sad.

"I'm sorry Blitz it wasn't me it was the heat and I'm so" you stopped her with you connecting your lips.

"Its ok it wasn't you and I respect that" you said as you hugged her.

As you both got out you headed to the peraid.

When you got into view you saw a sign that said 'Welcome Prince Blitz and Daze'.

As you flew down you saw Celestia,Luna,Cadence,and Twilight as you landed.

"So were is daze" you ask as you saw daze fly onto the stage."there he is now let's get started" you said as guest started ariving.

As every pony was there you and daze told who you are continued the peraid.

scratch the relaxing day

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Adventure of Green and Blue

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Adventure of Green and Blue pt.2

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attack on the cave

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let the battle begin

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Blitz's Royal Duty's

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link to other story

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me and tumbler

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the last chapter

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cover pic for sequel and thanks

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not a chapter just authors note

Well guys you should know my story isn't going to have clop but the mature setting is staying due to language and sexual content and music so that is the heads up and also you should know that i added luna for reasons that will happen later in the story so check out the next chapter when I finish sssssssseeeeeeyyyyyaaaa

the relaxing day

Interactive chapter

Hey there pegasisters and bronys im doing a new chapter with luna and blitz its going to like a tumbler thing and I need you guys to ask questions for them and there is something this is how it starts blitz walks around when luna asks for help with a tumbler page and she needs someponys help so she asks and him and her get regular questions  but the the others are really awkward(like if luna and blitz are going out or request like to 'to play games prank then to romance so if you guys can ask questions I will include your user name in the story now thank you and enjoy.

Ok now that that is done  I thank you and have a good day