I thought I was dead.

Drax woke up again, this time fully rested. He tried to move, but found he was restrained by some invisible force. He then blew his hair out of his eyes but still could not see anything and he began to worry if he had been blinded. He was just about to accept the fact that he was blind but when he squinted he realized that he was in a containment cell. His theroy was proved true when he felt the compartment that he was in move. He still unable to move decided not to struggle, he would need his energy later. It was about 20 min later that his cell was placed back down and then it began to move again. This was confusing, even to Drax. In all his traning they had never prepared him for any situation like this. Usually, he would have been able to break free of any metal cuffs that had been put on him, however this force was strong, unlike any other. It took another 50 min until his cell was finally put down for good. Then he heard a voice that sounded familiar... but where... LAST NIGHT. It was the voice that had sounded like his drill instructor but this time, it was... gentler to say the least.

The voice said "Fillies and gentelcolts, we have discovered a new species. It seems to walk on two legs, and this one has a very... interesting past. We have used our magic to restrain him in this cell here. Now we are going to open it up and attempt to communicate with this new species"

Cracks of light appeared around the corners of Drax's cell and then the front of it fell off. Drax squinted his eyes due to the sudden burst of light. He was then pulled out of the cell and into broad daylight. He was wearing his shorts that he had arrived in, but no shirt revealing his many scars on his chest along with a tribal tattoo that covered his back and reached to his right bicep. His vision started to return to normal, and to his huge surprise, was looking down at a very colorful array of ponys, some with an emblem on there flanks. What surprised him the most was that some of them were pegasi and others were unicorns and the fact that they could talk...WAIT FUCKING TALKING PEGASI AND UNICORNS!!!

Then a pink mare appeared right beside Drax, which was followed by a few swears and one of the ponys yelling "DAMMIT PINKY STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, FOR ALL THE HELL WE KNOW IS THATS THE REASON THAT THINGS HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE" the pony yelled.

"Oh be quiet you silly willie, I cant bring any other creature here" said Pinky, "HI my name is Pinky Pie and WELCOME TO PONYVILL"

"Pinky, at the moment he is not able to talk, it took all of our best unicorns to put this spell on him that is prohibiting him from moving any major mussels. I am about to allow all of its facial mussels to move." said the voice. It sounded like it was coming directly to the right of him, but because he could not move his neck, he could not see who the voice belonged too.

Then a warming sensation started to spread across Drax's face and he could now finally blink, which he did multiple times and then he finally spoke.

"Ok first of all, I have no idea how I got here in the first place. I am supposed to be dead. I manually detonated 10 atomic bombs. If I somehow survived, I should have sever radiation poisoning. Secondly, where the hell am I?

"Whats an atom bomb?" asked Pinky? Then a purple mare with a lighter purple highlight in her hair spoke up and said

"Your in equestria, and how can you speak our language?"

Normally any other human would have taken offense at this. It was OUR language, but Drax was a bit too smart

"I dont know, it is very strange how our languages are almost the same." said Drax

"Well, now that you can communicate with us, we have a few questions we would like to ask of you." said the voice off to Drax's right.

"What do you want to know?" said Drax.