Guess what my day has proven that the goverment sucks let me tell you why. I'm a average kid my life isn't the best but it isn't horrible I'm home schooled have one or two friends. I'm twelve, about five foot two dirty blonde hair and pretty skinny. My day consists of arguing with family doing schoolwork and the reading mlp:fim fanfiction stories. Now My life has gotten better and worse., because now my family can't hate me cause they don't know who I am you can blame neuralizers (think men in black). So now according to the goverment I never existed. Oh and by the way My Name is Garrett and I'm currently uncouncios.
Flash back...........................
I'm at my grandma's house which is next to my house doing my home work it's about noon so I get up and start making lunch which today ends up being chicken ramen. As soon as I'm done making my ramen two men drive up in a black mustang. It looks like they're arguing after a minute they both step out and walk to the front door (our drive way is on the side of the house). About a minute later a red flash appears like five minutes later they start walking over here so I put my dish in the sink and meet them half way.
"Hey wack jobs are you MIB or some other kind of goverment agent? look you can lie to me all you want I'll eventually find out I could care less what you think of me I'm twelve so hurry up with the answers." As you can see I'm very arrogant and don't think things through.
"Hey Z isn't thisw the kid we're looking for." Wow these gays are complete ass holes because he was smirking the hole time he said that also the people are short they're only like an inch taller than me each.
"Yeah looks like it." Jeez can they atleast answer me they probaly have something that will make me forget what they said any ways.
"Hey bozos answers. Now." Yeah maybe I should have run.
"Kid you'll get your answers soon enough" Wait what. I feel a sudden pain in the side of my head as I black out the only thing I hear is them laughing.
Flash Back End.................................
"uuuuuuuuuhhhh" Ow my head and chest.
"Hey the kids waking up." Oh great Agent Z
Yeah hey kid get up." Oh great Bozo 1 is here too.
"Kinda of hard not to get up with you ass holes banging your gaurd sticks on the bars." yep if I can't hurt them I'm gonna piss them off. While I'm saying this a what appears to be an eighteen year old college student walks up two the gaurds demanding that I come with him for more experimentation and opservations and such. Surprisingly they listen and let me out so I can follow the kid him.
"Hey quick question why am I here and what did you and your bosses put in me." Yeah I still want answers.
"First offf I'm the head scientist second off it's modified dark matter so you'll either get very sick and die or turn immortall, impossible to kill and unlimmited power." Wait does that mean one of my wishes has come true he said unlimited so probally.
"Awsome if this works I won't have to cause attempted murder." yeah now if only my mind would let me because that's a bluff.
"Well that's good just get in that tank and we'll start obsevation." Hmmm well this lab is interseting enough ehhh what's the worst that could happen.
"Okay." No duh I'm doing this if this works then I could finally get to Equestria yes I do believe there's a Dimension where Equestria exists.
Three days later
"Well your not gonna die." That's great but will I have unlimmited power.
"Awesome but did it work will i have unlimited power." Yeah I can be really selfish.
"Ummm yes and because of that you can actually make others immortall eventually." Hmmmm this will get interesting.
"So how do I use these powers?" Yeah the sooner I get too Equestria the better.
"That's what we're testing now. Bring in the mannequin!" Wow I wonder if iI can make it explode wait no something more comicall such as making the mannequin's head fill up with water untill it pops yes I'll try that. While Once I decided what I was doing the mannequins head was already bloating up until pop.
"AAAAHHH!" jeez I wasn't expecting that to work.
"Well that proves this was succesfull now to remove your brain so we can take any and all memories." Wait what hell no your not.
"Yeah, no, go inject yourself with dark matter." With that I step into a new dimmension only to black out hearing The voice that sounds like Fluttershy.
Flutter Shy's POV
"EEEEEP!" I squeek frightened by a sudden flash of light.
"Oh no" I whisper as i see the injured creature on my floor.
"I've never seen anything like this before I'll go get Twilight the creature appears fine except for the lump on its head."
"EEEEP" I squeek as three different colored light flash in my living room at once. Once I can see again I can see Twilight, Princess Celestia, and princess Luna.
"Fluttershy what is this?" Twilight asks mystified by the sight of a new creature.
"Ow my head" It groans as it starts to get up.
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Garrett's POV
As i start to get up A feeling of cool darkness envelopes me.
"I'm gonna take a guess here and say that its Luna holding me with her magic so I can't hurt anypony and for a normal human that would be a good idea but I have dark matter in my blood so that could ruin your magic permanently." as I finish my sentence the magic disappears.
"First off how do you know my name!" Luna yells.
"Yes how do you know My sister's name?" Celestia says.
"Hello Celestia." I'm enjoying this I could toy with these ponies all day. "May I leave now I want to see how well the powers that people want to kill me for work?"
"Kill you why would we kill you?" Twilight says.
"Hie Twilight not you ponies people from my world I'm not dead yet and that's why I want to make sure these powers work because if they work properly I'll be more powerful then Luna, Celestia, Discord, and the elements of harmony combined." I say finishing. I look around and they're all looking at me in horror. "What I'm not gonna take over Equestria or anything I'M stay but I'm not going to hurt anypony." I say. At this point they're starting to come out of their trance.
"Yes you may leave just stay in front of the cottage." Celestia says with a hint of anger.
"Thanks." I say as I step outside. Once I got outside I started thinking. "Well time for some bits." I say as I cause it to rain bits around me.
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Princess Celestia's POV
"I think their may be a way to send him back." I say
"What's that Princess?" Twilight says curious
"We have to convince him because he could in fact destroy our magic completely with whatever power he wields whether accidental or not." I answer as I start to here the sound of money falling outside. As I exit the door I'm hit in the head with a bit.
"What are you doing!?" I yell.
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Garrett's POV
"What are you doing?!" I hear Celestia yell.
"Making it rain bits, don't lecture me. This is so I can get a cottage or something and then get a job so again please don't lecture me princess."
"I demand that you stop this is nonsense and chaotic!" She yells.
"As I said please don't lecture me, that and I could do more chaotic things than that one is copying discord like cotton candy clouds I remember the bunnies and other small creatures enjoyed that that and weather ponies have trouble getting rid of them." I say back smirking as I get rid of the clouds and start making the bits float into a cloth bag that I had appear in my hand. "Plus isn't this better than robbery I'm not stealing I'm creating so let's leave it at that so is there anyway I can help this town or any other city here in Equestia?" I say still smirking.
"yes you can answer our questions." Princess Celestia says.
"Sister wouldn't be easier to use a spell that shows us his memories?" Luna asks.
"Sorry Celestia but wouldn't it be easier?" I say smirking at the ignorance.
"Your right sister." Celestia says as her horn starts to glow. About a minute later they're all sitting down in shock in front of me.
"So did you enjoy my memories. Yeah yeah I know how could I just let that creep experiment on me, first off I didn't have much of a choice so it was safer to let him just continue and yes everypony humans are like that they do hate each other so any more questions?" I ask. they just sit there with a blank look on they face. "look I'm gonna go do some thing possible build a house I don't know so princesses am I needed for anything else?"
"No I guess you can go just stay away from anypony else or you'll cause more chaos than your powers."
"Thank you bye." I say as I start heading to the left side of town.
