Clue Me In

by migzie

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Sex, Tragedy, Gore, Crossover, Wonderbolts, DJ P0N-3, Dark, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Octavia
Length: 21958

Dinner is served. All the music and lights turn off... a shriek is heard. The lights turn back on and...!?!?!?!?

WARNING: A few chapters in will start the reasoning for the SEX CONTEXT RATING. and Chapter 7 starts the actual story & deal of GORE & DISGUST it'll start out light & then get heavier. (so don't be hating if you think this is slowly paced. i just didn't want extremely long chapters. this is a vacationing story... of course there's a lot of sex.) (S)=sex (G)=gore (SG)=sex&gore not suicide girls unfortunately!
PLEASE: Please do not be a HATER, if you don't like "erotic literature"/"clop" or think this is supposed to be extra gory cause it's not, don't hit the dislike button just because this isn't your thing. Click it if it truly sucks and tell me why. THANKS!

Twilight became a new Princess? Vacation to celebrate? In London? Free trip? YES! They'll take it!
They will be staying in a lovely resort with oddball people roaming around town. The Inn serves complimentary meals if you lodge there.
Dinner is served. All the music and lights turn off... a shriek is heard. The lights turn back on and...!?!?!?!? A Murder Mystery Dinner occurs!

**this is like a picture book... there should be a photo or two for each chapter... except the first first one introducing the characters... testing out a new concept with this one!**

Twilight becoming a new Princess is just an excuse to have a story.

...always Flutterdash with a hint of Rarijack...
There's Twixie Fluff and Pinkie Pie paired with....................?
There's SoarinXSpitfire and VinylScratchXOctavia...
OTHER SURPRISES!!! Partner Swaps? Orgies? Self Love? Read to FIND OUT!

Published 2013-02-28 09:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-03 03:31:21 UTC

Top Secret

A room. A dark, cold room. One light bulb dimly shines above a simple wooden square table. Two chairs. A clock on the wall. Every counting second, there’s a ticking sound. Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick…

“It is time to set up the game.” a deep muffled voice said. “Who are our players?”

A knocking on the door tapped into a crescendo.

“We’ll find out now.” a low seductive woman’s voice answered. “Come IN!”

The door creeks open. A scrawny thin boy walks in shaking, holding a manila envelope. He places it on top of the table without being told and backed his way out of the room not breathing till the door closes.

“This will be fun…” the woman voice says as she flips open the envelope scattering photos of the game candidates. “This will be extra fun.”

“How so?” asks the manly voice.

“We have rare visitors from the hidden land of Equestria! Oh, and of course, the U.S. we’ve got Americans!” the woman said in response.

“I’ve never heard of such place. Equestria. How do you know of it?” the man says with a disbelieving voice.

“Well, for starters… I’m from there!” the woman’s voice was excited. “It’s a land of extremely gorgeous people. But, not just any ordinary people… some of them have wings or horns, or BOTH! I’m allowed to live off land away from the enchanted paradise because I’m considered ‘From the Earth’ and look like regular humans.”

“You’re telling me you’re from a magical place and choose to live here? Uhhh, okay.” the man says, still a nonbeliever. “Where is this located again?”

“It’s between Asia and North America.” the woman says “Here, look at some of these pictures.”

“They just look like models to me! Very hot, sexy models. Where are the horns and wings you’re talking about?”

“I can see them. Hmmm. These pictures must have a protection spell on them. But, in person, you’ll see everything.” the woman explains. “But, when they leave, you’ll probably remember them by these photos.”

“Ummm, okay. Let’s flip through them and you’ll tell me their descriptions.” he digs through the pile. “This one, says Fluttershy.”

“Gosh, okay, some of these pictures are when we were in high school! Someone needs to update these.” she got a weird look and continued on. “I just remember them, they might not remember me, and hopefully with what we do they don’t…! Anyway, Fluttershy... she’s a Pegasus, age 24, married to…” the woman shuffles the stack and produces another photo. “…to Rainbow Dash, another Pegasus, also age 24. Fluttershy is soft spoken, in animal care. And Rainbow Dash works as a weather reporter for the news station and lead weather damage control and athlete.”

“Oooo! How about this one!?” he shoves the picture of Apple Jack over to her.

“Her name is Apple Jack, she’s a ‘From the Earth’ person like I am. Age 24, but in a month, 25. Owns a whole apple orchard and farm. She is engaged to this girl, Rarity, Unicorn, age 24, one of the biggest fashionistas around the globe!”

“Shucks! Are they all gay?!”

“No, haha, it just so happened that, the first 4 pictures were of lesbians. Well, I remembered in high school Rarity dated a few guys…” she hands a few pictures over to the man. “These two are part of a flying aerodynamic team called ‘The Wonderbolts’, Spitfire and Soarin. Another person on the team is here too. Fleetfoot. Oh, oops, and Rapid Fire. I enjoy watching them perform when I visit home.”

“So, they’re all not gay but all taken.”

“Nooo, Fleetfoot is single. And Rapid Fire is too, not that you’re interested in guys.” she says shoving another two pictures at the man. “This one is Pinkie Pie. ‘From the Earth’. Age 23. A baker. And, she usually has wild poofy hair… Twilight Sparkle. HEY! I know this girl. She didn’t go to school with us. She’s family with the Royals… come to think of it… she just was recently crowned the newest Princess. Saw it in my Equestrian email... the girls combined are the ‘Elements of Harmony’! They’re famous. More famous than ‘The Wonderbolts’! It says here that she’s 23 and a Unicorn and whatever I just said to you about her...”

“Hmmm, okay. Alright.” the man looks at the clock. “I’ll just thrift through the rest of these on my own.”

“That’s a good idea. We have to start talking about what we’re going to do with all of them… the town is excited to start the new game…”

The rest of those from the land of Equestria

What's In A Clue?

It wasn’t a typical day in the neighborhood of the town called Clue. Sure, people were outside enjoying a beautiful sunny day. Sure, there were kids flying kites and old men fishing at the lakes. But, most of the attention was set on the surfing shorelines. Inquiry Beach was giving Nahoon Beach a run for its popularity today and it was not because the waves were simply perfect to work with. Today the locals of the Eastern part of London could not stop staring at the middle of the beach.

From the airport to the beach and already wearing their swim suits, six exotic occupants lay down to sunbathe. All six ladies were individually mouth watering to look at, even their beach wear. They seemed like Victoria’s Secret met Suicide Girls combined. They were used to stares and photos being taken of them back home where they came from. They were the Elements of Harmony. They wouldn’t, however, be on vacation right now if Twilight Sparkle did not get crowned one of the newest Princesses of Equestria.

From left to right lay towels in these colours: purple, white, yellow, pink, blue, orange.

Twilight Sparkle is wearing her vintage 1950’s purple and white striped one piece bathing suit and has her nose in a book. Her indigo hair, with the pink and purple streaks, is tied up in an Asian Style Bun with the chopstick accessory that isn’t supposed to be used while eating.

Rarity decided to wear an extra revealing white bikini thong that had diamonds attached daintily in 3’s where fabric was present. There is silver glitter woven into her glamorous dual toned purple hair. She had massively huge movie star sun glasses covering her eyes. Fluttershy was talking to her, the next towel over, about their love lives. Fluttershy wears a yellow one piece, but it may as well have been two pieces! It was, for sure, a one piece. Though, her tummy and back side were exposed with only thin strings that linked the top and bottom together at her sides. Butterflies made from flowers sits on top of her baby pink hair.

A fluffier, darker pink head of hair curled into an afro. Pinkie Pie sat upright between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash people watching. She was on the lookout for the next ‘hottie mc naughty’ to come her way. She also notices how odd some of the locals looked and carried themselves. And, for Pinkie to think others were weird, is saying something. Pinkie is wearing a two piece suit that’s a pink lighter than her hair colour. The bra part had a cupcake as each cup including a cherry sewn on. And the lower half of her two piece was a skort… both skirt and shorts put together. Her bottoms had writing on it that says, ‘Taste Me! I’m Just The Right Amount Of Sweet!’

Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack wore swim trunks and bikini tops. Dash’s swim shorts were the same colour as the sky including clouds and her top was every colour matching her messy rainbow hair. Apple Jack has on orange swim shorts with two red vertical stripes going downwards on each leg and a brown top with red polka dots. The scrunchie holding her blond hair in a ponytail was the same red colour matching the accents of her suit. She also wears her most favourite cowboy hat and twirls her lucky horseshoe in her hands by her finger tips. They busied themselves in talking about future races on foot, by car, by anything. Or, they were talking about how they can one up each other in whatever competition they could think of.

*******

“It sure is super duper whooper awesome blossom that we get to throw your ‘CONGRATULATIONS TWILIGHT FOR BECOMING A PRINCESS’ party here in London, Twilight!” exclaims Pinkie. “AAAaaaand vacationing! Which means it’s a PARTY EVERY DAY!!!”

“I know what you mean! Time to go shopping! Oooo lala! And, we are sure to go site seeing!” Rarity sighed happily turning to face Apple Jack. “Perhaps, I can find our wedding dress and suits here, my darling lover, or at least ideas on how to design them!”

“Yes! Site seeing! There are a lot of historical hot spots to see!! Too bad Spike didn’t make the trip with us.” Twilight Sparkle frowned, but, for a second. “Ugh. I cannot WAIT till Trixie lands! She had a prior commitment to tend to with her family, which is excusable, by all means!”

“I trust that our sisters and Spikey Wikey are behaving themselves!” Rarity hopes out loud.

“Ah’m sure they are, mah Sugar Love!” Apple Jack says to solidify the hopeful statement. “What do all ya’ll think about where we’re all here a stayin?”

“It appears to me that everyone here in Clue seems quite peculiar. In fact, more so than our own dear Pinkie!” Twilight answers.

“Hey!” Pinkie shouted after hearing that. She shrugs her shoulders and calms down though. “Oh, okay. You’re right. There really are people weirder than even me! This morning when we got here, there was this lady with a peacock on her head! A PEACOCK!”

Lying down with her eyes closed Dash says in a monotone sleepy voice “Her name really is Peacock. Mrs. Peacock.” a stiff laugh comes out as well. “I saw her too. I just had to ask somebody about that lady. So they told me. Whoever, that was.”

“Yeah! So anyway, people in Clue are either too nice, too secretive, or too whatever their cases may be!” Pinkie continued to say in addition to the peacock lady.

A gasping sound came from Fluttershy interrupting Pinkie. “Oh, I am so sorry Pinkie to cut you off… if that’s okay… Dashie! Oh Dashie! LOOK! Wake up! Open your eyes! Please!”

“What is it, Babe?” mumbled Rainbow Dash in her almost successful drift off to sleep.

“The Wonderbolts!” an excited Fluttershy jumps over Pinkie and got on top of her Rainbow. She places a kiss on Dash’s lips and that, for sure, woke up her wife.

“That cannot possibly be them, can it?” Rarity asks Fluttershy as she lifts up her sunglasses and squints her eyes.

“Since Dashie has been a fan since we were kids… I definitely can spot them!” Fluttershy blushes. “And don’t forget she flies and performs with them sometimes… so I sit in on practices and rehearsals.”

“Ohhh Yeah! It’s them alright! They’re just not in their uniforms! They’re in civilian wear! I know their moves anywhere!” Dash says, alive as can be. No one would ever be able to tell she even tried napping.

Pinkie started to giggle. “You mean that they’re in their bikini and speedo wear!” Everyone starts to laugh with her.

*******

Rainbow Dash shoots up in the air flipping and summer salting. She speeds over to her Wonderbolt friends making quite the presence. With her fist up above her head still heading upwards, her fellow flyers shot up with her on each of her sides forming a ‘V’ and followed through with an act they all worked on together that looked like they were synchronized swimming in air and then twirling apart like fireworks. They all landed high-fiving each other in front of their applauding friends and other spectators. Cheering words like ‘BRAVA!’ and ‘THAT WAS AWESOME!’ came at them from all directions.

“What are you guys doing here?” Dash asks.

“The Princesses gave us this trip! Ya know… to pay us back for the last three shows we put on!” Spitfire tells the group.

“And surprisingly… there’s ‘ALL YOU CAN EAT’ PIE HERE!” Soarin says. “What are you ladies here for? Saving London’s Bridge from falling down?”

"That's what I'm hoping for!" Pinkie says under her breath, almost mute, that no one really heard her. "And I'm providing the Pie! Come at me Peoples!"

“That’s funny, haha, Soarin!” Dash says back at him. “We’re here for vacation as well… didn’t you read your Equestrian email?”

“AND Now that you’re here you can go to our celebration party for Twilight!” Pinkie jumps up and twist opens a can of streamers that popped out of it.

Spitfire and Soarin bow down to Twilight.

“Oh stop that, you don’t have to do that with me, we’re friends!” Twilight blushes. “I take it you guys are staying at the ‘King David’s Façade Inn’?”

“Yep, Princess Luna gave us her ‘PREMIER ROYALTY CLUB’ card” Soarin shows everyone what he was talking about. “Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are here too! Princess Celestia lent them her card.”

“Cadence lent us hers. She says I’ll get my own when I make it home…” Twilight says to him.

“So, did you ladies just get here or something?” Spitfire asks looking at all the suitcases in a pile next to the beach towels.

“Ohhh, yes.” Fluttershy speaks in her soft spoken way. “We got off the plane and went straight here to the beach! We haven’t been to the hotel yet…” she crawls on top of Rainbow Dash who decided to sit down for a bit.

“It’s pretty neat, I do have to say.” Spitfire says in return. “Fleetfoot and Rapidfire are there relaxing. They have jet lag.”

“But, don’t they fly all the time!?” asks Pinkie Pie.

“Well, yes. But, planes are different, silly girl!” Soarin says as he joins in the conversation by placing his arm around Spitfire’s waist.

“Ahem.” Twilight clears her throat and everyone looks at her. “Oops! Excuse me! Though, since I have your attention… According to my tour guide pamphlet, it says today is the first day of this town’s season. I wonder what that could mean…”

“It means it’s time to PARTAY!” Pinkie yells out bouncing around in a circle.

“Yeah, Eggy! ‘LIVE a lil’ is what it means!” Dash says receiving a kiss from Fluttershy who was still sitting on her lap.

“Ah’m gonna live!” Apple Jack tells everyone. “A lot!”

Ignoring the craziness of Pinkie, Dash, and Apple Jack, “There’s a spa at the Inn and a full gym! I want to sit in the steam room or Jacuzzi.” Twilight says next.

“That sounds ravishing. Let’s go!” Rarity’s eyes lit up. “And we can all gossip the latest gossip!”

“You can count A.J. and me out!” Dash says sticking out her tongue.

“And me!” Soarin quickly added.

“And Soarin!” Dash says with a head nod.

“I vote for the steam room!” Pinkie says “We can all be nekkid together!”

“We can all be naked in the Jacuzzi too, Pinkie! There are several of them in private rooms!” Spitfire proclaims.

“Then, it’s settled. Let’s all head to the Inn.” Twilight says to the group.

Apple jack turns to Twilight. “R.D., Soarin, and Ah will stay behind ta do one last surf run.”

“We’ll catch up to ya!” Soarin says and assures the ladies leaving.

“Ohhh my, ohhh no… What about our bags and luggage?” Fluttershy questions in a worry “I know it’s not a far walk to the hotel… and it’s not like we have many items… but they’re quite heavy. The escort guide person left and took the transportation as well.”

“Babe, I got our stuff!” Rainbow Dash kisses her Flutters. “Don’t worry about it!”

“And Ah will git ours, Rare!” Apple Jack says to her fiancée.

“And I will help carry the rest.” Soarin promises.

“Well, I can take mine!” Pinkie says still bouncing around in a circle.

“Our stuff is already in our rooms!” Spitfire picks up one of the suitcases. “I can help Twilight… I mean, PRINCESS TWILIGHT! …with her things!”

“You really don’t have to help… I’ll take most of my things myself. Really…” Twilight says embarrassed. She picks up two of her other bags.

All the goodbyes with the promise of one surfing race only were said. The three left on the beach, raced for the best wave.

(S)Tea For Two & Two For Tea

“I’m shocked Vinyl stuck around as long as she did!” Spitfire says to Octavia.

“Well, I convinced her to join us while we were in our suite… but, yeah, she’ll have more fun wherever the rest of the group is at.” Octavia says as she readjusts herself in the Jacuzzi. “What time is it anyway? Some lady, I think she owns this Inn, recognized me and Vinyl and wants us to provide music for the 1st dinner of the season tonight… we said we were on vacation but just for tonight we’ll do our thang!”

“Ohhh, ummm, that’s very nice of you!” stammers Fluttershy half way out of the water to reach her cell phone. “It’s almost 2 in the afternoon!”

“Oh, yeah, I’ve time to do whatever for the next few hours.” Octavia happily clasps her hands together.

“Well, I for one, think that we all should go out for tea. That’s what Fluttershy and I do back at home after a relaxing spa day.” Rarity says.

“Ohhh, I saw a very cutie patootie tea store earlier today on the walk here.” Pinkie Pie shot out of the water excited. “But you guys go on ahead without me. I’m going to hop over to the other half of our troop! THANKS FOR THE NEKKID FUNNY FUN FUN!!!”

“I have to decline. I promised Fleetfoot and Rapidfire to go out on some tour bus.” Spitfire tells the group. “But, I think it passes the shop Pinkie talked about a minute ago. I’ll wave!”

Twilight Sparkle clears her throat. “And, I have to Skype with Princess Celestia and Luna before dinner. I’ll probably take awhile.”

“Tavi?” Rarity asks. “You said you had a couple hours to kill.”

Octavia shook her head. “I really would love to go, however, I didn’t bring my cello with me. I figured to go check out all the music stores or see what this place has as far as their string instruments go.”

“I guess it’s just you and me darling!” says Rarity looking at Fluttershy.

“That’s okay.” Fluttershy says quietly. “We’ll still have a lot of fun! And, we can check out the clothing boutiques here! I’m sure you’ll enjoy that.”

“Sounds splendid, Fluttershy.” Rarity gets up and wraps herself in a towel. “Should I be the one to make the dinner reservations? I’m sure it’s going to be packed.”

“Don’t worry about it.” Twilight spoke up. “I got this covered!”

*******

“This really is such a quaint tea place Pinkie sent us to.” Fluttershy says quietly sipping her tea.

“Indeed. I must simply agree.” says Rarity taking a petite bite of toast with a blackberry jam. “This is simply divine!”

“We should start heading out to go shopping for tonight’s masquerade ball… I’m going to freshen myself up in the washroom, Rarity! I mean, if that’s alright with you...”

“But of course!” Rarity waves over the server for the bill.

Fluttershy gets up and heads over to the hostess. “Excuse me… Uhhh, is there a little girl's room in the hall?”

The slender young woman looked at Fluttershy and says “Oui oui, Madame.” She points down the little hallway.

Fluttershy blushes. “No, I just wanna powder my nose.” She walks the direction pointed out to her.

*******

Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie were out in the town pulling pranks on each other while site seeing. They took site of Rarity and Fluttershy entering a store.

“Its cause they have nothing to wear for the ball tonight!” Pinkie says bouncing around. “I am prepared for everything of course. I’m like Mary Poppins like that. But, it’s one of the first and few parties I’m not throwing… maybe I should go and shop too!”

“I’d totally just go just to get some action in the dressing room!” Dash says her thoughts out loud.

“Ah’d do the same thing, R.D.!” Apple Jack says in agreement readjusting her cowboy hat.

Pinkie pokes her head between both of their shoulders. “So why don’t you!?” she asks as they both laugh at her.

“We can’t…. can we?” Dash asks back.

“I don’t see why not. I’ll even watch!” Pinkie winks at them.

“Ah don’t see why not neither! We’re in a different country… Ah vote for kinky adolescent fun ta almost borderline trouble.”

“How kinky are we talking about?” Pinkie pipes in very interested. “I’ll be on double watch! Watch for coming people and watch for cumming you guys!”

“Why, A.J., what has gotten into you!?” Dash starts to laugh. “I would never have thought you’d want to, well, uhhh, okay maybe I knew, but I didn’t want to think about it.”

Apply Jack looks at Dash all serious. “Ah’m about ta get married. Ah need ta do something new, something dangerous and daring. Ah need ta…”

“SWITCH PARTNERS!” Pinkie interrupts Apple Jack getting a ‘WHAT!?!?’ from both friends. “You should! And I’ll watch. PLEASE! Not for my personal releases. But, for yours.” She got silent stares with eyes so wide and jaws dropped to the floor. “I know that it’s easy peasy. Ah hahaha! The dressing room doors open into each other too so that friends can help each other better and see what other’s are trying on.” Before they could respond, Pinkie grabs both their arms and headed to the shop.

*******

Pinkie, the voyeur of the year (the last every year since she hit puberty), waved her friends towards the dressing room. “Just don’t be too loud like you usually are!” she whispered to her sneaking friends who both turned to her with semi shocked faces. “Ohhh, you know you love me! Now get in there!” she shoves them both into the fitting rooms and points to a cracked ceiling tile. “I’m going to be up at that ceiling in a minute!”

Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack stand at the doors where their significant others stood diagonally opposite from them. They open the doors seeing that the separating door to the tiny changing rooms was actually a curtain that was already pulled.

At the same time both of them put their hands over the other’s lover and kissed their necks. They both received appreciative moans. They went to high five each other and that left the feminine girls with one eye open each and gasping with bewildered faces. Without saying a word or letting the femmes say a word, they started making out with the ladies in their arms.

Rarity and Fluttershy were only in their brassieres and panties and already they felt themselves soaking through.

Rarity started to push off her thong and Dash just lightly spanked her fingers away from the string and guided them above where the fabric was blocking the entrance of her vagina. Dash, using Rarity’s hand, started to rub Rarity’s area making her panties even moister. Dash winks at Apple Jack as Fluttershy’s breasts were being played with. A nipple was being tugged one at a time.

Still behind each other’s ladies, they waddle them closer to each other. Apple Jack’s hands slide down to Fluttershy’s hips so that hers and Rarity’s bosoms touch each other. Dash couldn’t help herself, she reached over to squeeze Fluttershy’s bottom. However, Rarity couldn’t help herself either… she reached her arms out to spank Apple Jack’s bottom.

Rarity knew then why her lover and Dash were grinning. Fluttershy also realized what was happening at the same time. They both shrugged at each other and started to kiss. That left their butchy partners stunned and turned on even more so taking a step back to watch the way Pinkie watches… the way Pinkie was watching.

Fluttershy nods her head at Rarity, licking her lips as she grinned. Shuffling along on her elbows, with her ass in the air, she brought her face close to her friend's crotch. Rarity enjoyed the vision of Fluttershy's neat round buttocks squirming as she moved, the panties stretching so tightly that they seemed like a thin layer of light pink paint sprayed on the firm flesh. Dash and Apple Jack both enjoyed their vision as well.

"Sexy girl." Rarity whispered, her long eyelashes fluttering when she felt hot breath against her inner thighs.

Fluttershy stared at Rarity's crotch for a while, her eyes discerning the outlined shape of Rarity's vagina through the white panties. Beneath the thin material she saw the faint shadow of her friend's pubic hair, a perfect dark triangle with edges defined by a recent bikini-wax. The vision was so appealing that Fluttershy felt a sudden burning urge to kiss it, so she pouted her lips and placed a small delicate kiss one inch above the slit, feeling the trimmed bristles prickling the tip of her nose through the white cotton.

Rarity reacted by moaning softly, her hands crawling onto Fluttershy's head to stroke the baby pink flowing hair. Fluttershy inhaled her friend's scent, savoring a strong feminine odor that was like and yet unlike her own.

Rarity chuckled, grabbing Fluttershy's head in both hands and pulling her face inwards. Fluttershy gave a muffled giggle, before her tongue poked out to lick up and down Rarity's slit. Even through the cotton Rarity felt the sensation as intensely as if her cunt was bare, especially when the material became slick with a cocktail of her own juices and Fluttershy's saliva. The usually timid girl's tongue worked faster and faster, tracing quick circles around the edge of Rarity's swollen labia while darting into the groove between them, pushing the wet gusset deep into the slit. For Fluttershy, the crowning moment came when the tip of her tongue found her friend's stiffening clitoris, a bubble of firm flesh pushing upward beneath the panties. Having discovered it, she diverted all her attention to it, until Rarity lies there writhing and purring like a kitten.

Boldly, but only after mustering all her courage, Fluttershy wormed a finger along Rarity's gusset, exploring beneath her body to where the underwear swept around to her ass. Fluttershy felt an overwhelming curiosity to see Rarity's reaction to anal stimulation, so she pressed her fingertip into the cotton at the place where she guessed her friend's rear hole to be located. The guess was accurate, the touch bringing a quivering gasp from Rarity.

"Amazing," whispered Rarity. "It's like a lovely tingling in two places at the same time. Don't stop!"

"I won't," says Fluttershy, quickly resuming her task.

Apple Jack and Rainbow Dash have their arms around each other playing with each other’s nipples and masturbating themselves watching the site before them. They hear Pinkie giggling and moaning above them.

Two minutes passed before Rarity’s surrendered to orgasm, her climax erupting with such vigor that she yelled a muffled shriek into the dress she was to try on next. Her whole body shuddered, the sensations intensifying when Fluttershy pulled the waistband of the white panties so high and taut that the drenched gusset clasped Rarity's cunt like a vice, compressing the sensitive flesh. An exquisite pain shot through her throbbing clit, doubling and trebling the power of the orgasm, making her cry out loudly.

Footsteps sounded in the corridor, followed by an urgent tap on the door. "You OK, Miss?" a female voice inquired anxiously.

"Yes, I'm fine!" Rarity answered, sitting upright suddenly. "Just having a laugh with my Maid of Honour trying on these garments."

The footsteps faded away into a brief silence, which the five girls quickly shattered in a mutual fit of giggling. Pinkie fell from the ceiling to the pile of rejected clothes in the corner of the fitting room.

Pinkie had already cum. “I think A.J. and Dashie Washie need a little bit more help finishing off if you know what I mean!”

Rarity turns to Fluttershy and starts to kiss her harder and deeper than the initial time pushing her up against an actual wall. She starts to kiss Fluttershy’s neck making her way down to the smooth tummy and even lower yet.

Fluttershy’s moans got louder and louder as Rarity pushed her tongue past the slit and into Fluttershy’s pussy. Rarity moves in and out of her, while flicking the tip of her tongue inside.

"Ohhh God Rarity!!! Mmm yes! Don't Stop!! Ahhh!" Fluttershy arched her back and pushed against Rarity’s face.

Rarity dove her tongue deep inside of her. She ran her hands slowly up Fluttershy’s stomach to tease her nipples. Pinching them in between her thumb and index finger. Rarity took her tongue out of Fluttershy and licked all around her pussy, but not touching her clit. Her body tensed up and Rarity knew she was about to cum. Rarity made her wait just a little longer, then when Fluttershy couldn't hold it any longer she pushed her tongue hard onto the clit. Sending Fluttershy into a huge orgasm.

"OH MY GOD!!! YES RARITY!!!! AHHHH!!!!"Fluttershy’s juices flowed into Rarity’s mouth. It was swallowed and still savouring in Rarity’s mouth. Apple Jack at that point came.

Dash was still in need to let her own juices flow. Rarity went up on top of her and kissed her, letting the rest of Fluttershy’s cum go into her mouth. Respectively, Fluttershy blushes as she goes up to Apple Jack and kisses her.

Pinkie Pie just gathered her four friends into a group hug and kissed them all individually. “THIS WAS SO AWESOME!!!”

Rarity looks at the clothes in the fitting room. “I guess I’m buying all of this!”

“I’ll pay for half of it.” Fluttershy tells her friend.

“Well you three go ahead and buy your things already… dinner is going to start in an hour and a half or something.” Dash says.

“What are you two wearing!?” Rarity starts to question making a worried expression go on Fluttershy’s face.

“Well, Ah for one, don’t wanta take away from both yer beauties.” Apple Jack says kissing ass.

“We’ll go to the next store over…” Dash says coughing and looks down to the ground cause she and Apple Jack were trying to avoid clothe shopping the first day of vacation.

Fluttershy takes her Rainbow by the hand. “I trust you in choosing your attire for tonight, my Love.” She gently places a kiss on Dash’s lips.

“I got you, Babe. I won’t disappoint. And, I will be your best accessory.” Dash promises her wife.

“Now, why can’t you be like that when it comes to agreeing with what to wear or choose, Apple Jack.” Rarity starts to pout.

“Ah got ya covered also, SugarLove!” Apple Jack reassures Rarity and cements it with a kiss.

“I bought you a new hat earlier. I would love it if you wore it tonight.” Rarity says.

“Oh, alrighty. Ya have mah word.” Apple Jack says receiving a kiss back in return to the one she gave.

“You two have fun next door! The rest of us have to go back to the Inn and get ready!”

(S)Meanwhile... Back At The Farm...

It was a beautiful day at the Apple Farm. Granny Smith was out and about picking apples for her apple pie she was about to cook. She sang to herself. She was happy. She had a full house rumbling in it like old days.

*******

Upstairs in Apple Bloom’s room was a pretty big mess. There were clothes thrown everywhere. The usually made bed was pretty naked. Empty alcohol bottles were poorly hidden.

“Yeah.” Sweetie Belle says to the phone. “Uh-huh. I’ll be there in 30 minutes.” She continues to put her clothes on. “Right. The RainbowShy Fortress. I have to check on the garden. And, apparently, the party tonight is going to be moved there too. I know, right? Mmmm-Hmmm. We thought Big Mac was taking Granny Smith out of town, but that’s not till tomorrow. PLUS, I remember during Fluttershy and Dash’s wedding reception we didn’t finish what we started. I mean, we did… but not there!”

Scootaloo and Apple Bloom walk in unnoticed and extra curious. They watch as Sweetie Belle continues to talk.

“Yes. Okay! Mmmm-Hmmm. Got it. I won’t.” Sweetie Belle starts to giggle. “Let me get off the phone already! I need to go so that we… I can get there! Mmmm-Kay… BYE!” she presses the end call button of her cell phone. Turning around, she sees her two best friends charging right at her tackling her onto the bed. “AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!”

“Who was that? Who was that!?” Scootaloo presses. “Huh-huh-huh-huh!?”

Apple Bloom laughs starting to tickle Sweetie Belle into confessing. “Who was that on yer phone!? TELL US!!!”

“It was nobody! REALLY!” gasps Sweetie Belle giggling from the tickles. “HONEST!”

“Riiiiiiiiight… Apple Bloom, stop tickling her. She’ll tell us eventually or we’ll find out one way or another.” Scootaloo hops off the bed.

“Ah have the number ta call fer the booze.” Apple Bloom hops off her bed. “Ah just had ta grab that there phone of mine.” She leaves the room with Scootaloo after grabbing her phone.

Sweetie Belle exhales a breath she didn’t know she was holding. She grabbed a change of clothes and left the Apple Orchard vicinity.

*******

As Sweetie Belle weeded the RainbowShy rose garden, Diamond Tiara walked up silently falling to her knees beside Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle looked at Diamond Tiara and smiled. As Sweetie Belle continued to pull weeds, Diamond Tiara got up filling the watering can, brought it back and poured the water at the base of the roses.

“What if your friends find out? We’ve been doing this for quite some time now.” Diamond Tiara says all worried.

Some of the water splashed up on Sweetie Belle getting the front of her shirt wet, she smiled as she stood up taking the water can from Diamond Tiara and poured it over her head. Diamond Tiara was struck speechless as Sweetie Belle’s firm round breasts were clearly outlined by her now wet t-shirt. Sweetie Belle wasn’t wearing a bra so her nipples were protruding and easily visible. Diamond Tiara choked back a gasp and then smiled as she took the water can and poured the last of the water over her own head.

Sweetie Belle kisses her lover. “Don’t worry about that today! But, I guess we should tell everyone eventually. They sure would… irrr, will be shocked!”

Laughing and shaking water out of her eyes Diamond Tiara realized Sweetie Belle was staring at her wet breasts that stood out against her drenched t-shirt too. Sweetie Belle licked her lips and smiled. Diamond Tiara smiled back. Diamond Tiara took Sweetie Belle’s hand and guided it to her breasts. Sweetie Belle just stood there fingering the erect nipple between her finger and thumb and stared at the breast in her hand.

Diamond Tiara reached up and took Sweetie Belle’s breast in her hand and also rubbed the nipple between her finger and thumb. Sweetie Belle’s breath came in and out in a flustered gasp and her eyes opened wide at the sensation.

Diamond Tiara slowly lifted Sweetie Belle’s t-shirt over her head and pulled it off and at the same time pulled off her own shirt. Standing there in the garden with bare breasts Sweetie Belle looked like a Goddess. Her breasts were beautifully firm and high with light pink nipples. Her set is a nice size comparable to a grapefruit just begging to be licked and sucked.

Sweetie Belle took Diamond Tiara by the hand leading her to the gazebo so that the privacy it would ensure. As Diamond Tiara sat down Sweetie Belle gently reached up with now a breast in her hand and stroked it. Diamond Tiara lay back with a sigh and looked at Sweetie Belle as she bent her head to pull the nipple into her mouth. Suckling on Diamond Tiara’s breast, Sweetie Belle slid a hand down the front of Diamond Tiara’s shorts and brushed her fingers back and forth over the clit. Diamond Tiara wiggled and moaned her pleasure. Sweetie Belle slid the shorts off Diamond Tiara’s hips and dropped them on the floor.

Lying across each other now, Diamond Tiara kissed Sweetie Belle full on the mouth and licked her lips gently with the tip of her tongue. Sweetie Belle opened her mouth and Diamond Tiara took it as an invitation and plunged her eager tongue deep, licking the inside of Sweetie Belle’s sweet tender mouth. Sweetie Belle returned the passionate kiss and began sucking on Diamond Tiara’s tongue.

Sweetie Belle decided this was best taken inside before they got caught fucking in the gazebo. Rising to her feet she took Diamond Tiara by the hand and led her into the house and down the hall, up the stairs, through the open guest bedroom door. Without any prompting Diamond Tiara reached out and slid Sweetie Belle’s shorts off her hips so they were both now naked.

Lying back on the bed Diamond Tiara reached up and gently touched her wet pink tongue to the tip of Sweetie Belle’s breast. Sweetie Belle sighed and moved into a position that would allow them to suck each other’s breasts at the same time. Licking around the full bottom of a breast, licking the nipple and then sucking it deep into her mouth Diamond Tiara was in Heaven as Sweetie Belle followed her every move. They mirrored each other every bit of the way. Licking and sucking and gently biting down on the nipple and rolling the nipple of the other breast in their fingers. Each one made sure to lave equal attention to each breast.

Sweetie Belle slid her hand down and began to slowly dance her fingers over Diamond Tiara’s clit and just waited for the reaction she was sure would follow. Diamond Tiara thrust her hips up toward the invading hand and Sweetie Belle obliged by stroking Diamond Tiara’s pussy with her fingers.

Diamond Tiara moved around and slid down Sweetie Belle’s belly licking every inch of skin as she went while still fingering the wet willing pussy. As Sweetie Belle reached her goal she licked Diamond Tiara’s clit with the tip of her tongue and was rewarded with a wiggle of Diamond Tiara’s hips and a moan. Now Sweetie Belle licked and sucked the clit and lowered her head and inhaled the fresh sweet scent of woman. As she licked and sucked Diamond Tiara wiggled and moaned her pleasure.

Reaching into her purse on the floor by the bed, Diamond Tiara drew out her newest favorite sex toy, a double headed 15” cock shaped dildo. She showed it to Sweetie Belle and motioned putting it inside her. Sweetie Belle’s legs dropped wide open and she licked her lips and nodded her consent. Licking the dildo Diamond Tiara slowly inserted it into Sweetie Belle’s wet gaping love cave. Slowly as to make the invasion and deflowering a pleasant experience Diamond Tiara kissed Sweetie Belle deeply as Sweetie Belle reached down and shoved the dildo into herself. Diamond Tiara moved into position and inserted the other end of the dildo deep into her own pussy. Clit to clit, face to face, she and Sweetie Belle began a dance of pure bliss. Kissing Sweetie Belle deeply and grinding her pussy against hers, Diamond Tiara moaned as her baby rocked with her.

As Diamond Tiara began to build toward an orgasm, Sweetie Belle shook and almost exploded off the bed as her own orgasm overtook her. Diamond Tiara shouted and exploded too. Collapsing in each other’s arms they laid there kissing and settling back to earth.

Sweetie Belle stirred reaching down between their bodies to remove the dildo. What happens next is what put all of Diamond Tiara’s hormones back onto high gear. Sweetie Belle slid down the bed between Diamond Tiara’s legs and began to lick and suck her lover’s slippery bottom lips and clit, using her fingers just like Diamond Tiara had done earlier. With that, she quickly brought in another orgasm.

The two laid there in the bed kissing, licking and sucking each other for a couple hours. As the sun began to go down Sweetie Belle reluctantly rose and looking for her spare change clothes for the party smiled when Diamond Tiara motioned that they were still outside in the garden and the gazebo. Laughing the two ran outside to retrieve them and as Sweetie Belle dressed she smiled at Diamond Tiara giving her a deep kiss.

Sweetie Belle disappeared back through the hedge between their two houses. They heard a car pull into the drive way. Smiling to herself, Diamond Tiara went into the house to wait.

*******

The van stopped right at the garage. Spike hopped out and started to unload it. His friends parked behind him and also started to unpack the vehicle.

‘Band equipment is heavy.’ Spike thinks to himself. He turns around and sure enough another car pulls up. ‘Right on time! PIZZA AND APPETIZERS!’

The liquor hook-up followed. And then the girls did. Slowly but surely the party came into a full swing.

‘We won’t get caught… we just have to clean this up ourselves or hire someone!’ Spike continues to prep himself silently. ‘We have a couple weeks.’

“Hey, Spike!” Sweetie Belle startles him.

“Hey, back!” Spike got a hold of himself. “Great job on the garden!”

“It was no big. Diamond Tiara came by and kept me company…”

Preparations

Preparations

“Are you ready for show time?” says Miss Scarlet.

“Yes, Mistress Scarlet.” chorused the whole office.

“Yvette, did all our guests check in? How about the R.S.V.P.s of the town? Did you tell everyone coming to save room for dinner? It’s going to be a feast.”

“Yes, Mistress Scarlett. And, I even taste tested the food from the kitchen. Very, very delicious.” Yvette answers.

“Marvelous! Ladies and the few gents that we have, before you exit this room to proceed to the grand ball… do a twirl or something so I may approve of what you are wearing. Let me see your sexiness!” Miss Scarlet demands cracking out her whip to her desk.

Mistress Scarlet’s subjects started to walk and/or crawl about for their mistress.

Only a few of the Staff

Miss Scarlet was pleased with the fashion show. “MMMM!!! FANTABULOUS! Go now. I have to prepare for this evening and change my attire as well! Yvette! Assist me. You can have your assistant, Cicely, help you help me if you desire!” she clapped her hands a couple times and everyone departed leaving just herself alone with Yvette and Cicely.

*******

“Ya look studdly, R.D.!” Apple Jack compliments her friend.

“So? You look sharp yourself! High five!” Rainbow Dash returns the compliment. She adjusts her friend’s bow tie. “And, the new cowboy hat Rarity just got you looks really awesome!”

“It’s pretty nifty, Ah must say.” Apple Jack continues the conversation. “Ah still can’t believe what happened in that there dressin room still. Mah Rarity and yer Fluttershy at it doin each other in front of us and all…” she starts to blush making her friend blush too.

“Yeah. That was something. That Pinkie Pie sure knows how to have a fun time!” Rainbow Dash does a stretch and yawns. “I wish I can take a nap cause this whole day… airport, beach, bar, shopping, now heading to dinner is tiring me out hardcore! And you know me and my nap times!”

“Ah hear ya there! Ah’m gonna sleep well TA-night!

“Alas, we must head over to your suite and get the girls.”

There’s a knocking on the door. A high pitched girls voice pushes through. “HOUSE KEEPING? HOUSE KEEPING? You want towel?”

“Ya ordered room service, R.D.?” Apple Jack asks as they started hearing two sets of giggling from the other side.

“HOUSE KEEPING? You want mint for PILLOW? HOUSE KEEPING!? YOU WANT ME JERK YOU OFF?”

Dash shakes her head no and starts to laugh herself. “I have a feeling…” she swings the room door wide open. “WOW! Pinkster! Twilight! You guys look AWESOME!”

“Where’d ya’ll get yer masks?” Apple Jack asks.

“Oh, I got some prior to skyping with Princess Celestia and Luna. Yours are with Fluttershy and Rarity. I thought everyone would be in their assigned rooms.”

“We thought we would just chill here and go with you to get your ladies and head to the Masquerade Ball together!” Pinkie Pie bounced inside the room. “But it looks like you two are all ready and set to go! Uhhh, but, they’re not…!” she giggles.

“I guesstimate at least another half hour.” Twilight Sparkle informs. She receives loud obnoxious groans from her butchy friends. “Ahem.”

“We’ll wait and chill here.” Dash says in a low upset tone.

Apple Jack changes the topic with an energetic tone. “Ya look so fancy there, Twi! Beein all beautiful and breath takin. Trixie just flew in din’t she.”

“No, she’s supposed to arrive after dinner or after midnight before dawn.” Twilight responds with a minor frown.

“Why are you two both in red?” questions Dash. “I guess we didn’t get the memo, huh A.J.?”

“Silly Dashie Washie! There was a memo! You really didn’t read it!” Pinkie waves a paper in Dash’s face.

Dash rubs the back of her neck. “Let me just switch ties. A.J. I have a red bow tie if you want!”

“Thank ya kindly.” Apple Jack says lifting her new hat off her head for a second.

Outside the hotel a lot of horns started honking back and forth.

(G)The Masquerade Ball

Pinkie Pie looks out the hotel window. “WOW! The whole town is coming here for the ball! Look at what they’re wearing! Or, uhhh, what they’re not wearing! Gosh am I over dressed!? I can take off some of my clothes! Ah hahaha! There’s the PEACOCK lady!” she says all in one breath.

Everyone gathers around Pinkie to look at the traffic coming in. Fireworks were set off and speakers from around the Inn started to blast the soundtrack of Phantom of the Opera , Title: Masquerade. The towns people started to sing along.

‘Masquerade! Paper faces on parade . . . Masquerade! Hide your face, so the world will never find you!

Masquerade! Every face a different shade . . . Masquerade! Look around - there's another mask behind you!

Flash of mauve . . . Splash of puce . . . Fool and king . . . Ghoul and goose . . . Green and black . . . Queen and priest . . . Trace of rouge . . . Face of beast . . .

Faces . . . Take your turn, take a ride on the merry-go-round . . . in an inhuman race . . .

Eye of gold . . . Thigh of blue . . . True is false . . . Who is who . . .? Curl of lip . . . Swirl of gown . . . Ace of hearts . . . Face of clown . . .

Faces . . . Drink it in, drink it up, till you've drowned in the light . . . in the sound . . .

But who can name the face . . .?

Masquerade! Grinning yellows, spinning reds . . . Masquerade! Take your fill - let the spectacle astound you!

Masquerade! Burning glances, turning heads . . . Masquerade! Stop and stare at the sea of smiles around you!

Masquerade! Seething shadows breathing lies . . . Masquerade! You can fool any friend who ever knew you!

Masquerade! Leering satyrs, peering eyes . . . Masquerade! Run and hide - but a face will still pursue you!’

“It’s like the whole town is tonight’s show!” laughs Rainbow Dash. “Oh, by the way, you’re dressed fine! Gosh I’m hungry!”

Apple Jack’s stomach growls. “EEyup! No kiddin! Ah’m a starvin! Our ladies better be ready, RIGHT NOW! I don’t wanna get there and everythins already eaten up!”

“Then let’s GO!” Pinkie jumps up excited. “I can’t wait to see the dessert table!”

They exit Dash’s suite and heads over to Apple Jack’s. On the way, they pass Pinkie’s room. They had to stop for a hot sec so that she could strip a layer of clothing off. She acquired several pairs of rolling eyes. The group passed Twilight Sparkle’s room and she assured them she had everything she needed and didn’t want to reveal anymore of her skin than what was already showing.

“Are you supposed to knock if you have a key, A.J.?” Pinkie ponders out loud.

“Ah’m just gonna tap lightly before we enter…” Apple Jack does what she says and opens the door softly. Her eyes widened. “OH MAH LORDY!”

Inside the suite was an organized mess. Make up kits spread out on the dresser. Dresses and hangers are in two separate piles on top of the bed. The ironing board was open. Towels were on the floor. The two ladies dressed and masked.

“You two took a shower together didn’t you?!” Pinkie shouts out loud bouncing into this room like the other one.

“Why would they do that?” asks a confused Twilight.

Dash starts to cough. “Oh brother, nothing. No reason. They wouldn’t. Would you?!” she blushes and looks at her wife and Rarity. Fluttershy blushes the same shade.

“If you must know… us girls shower all the time at the spa together. But, we did not shower in that way, PINKIE!” Rarity glares.

“Well, EXCUSE Me!” Pinkie says. “I was just wondering.”

“You look stunning, Babe!” Dash hovers to Fluttershy giving her a kiss. Fluttershy gives her Rainbow the mask that slightly matched hers.

“Ya look a ravashin, SugarLove!” Apple Jack says giving Rarity a kiss.

“Mmmm! That hat looks sexy on you!” Rarity gives Apple Jack a kiss back. “And here, this is your mask that matches mine!”

Twilight starts to grin. “Shall we, Ladies?”

“YES!” everyone shouts in unison.

*******

Vinyl Scratch is in the lobby by herself doing whatever she does to prep and pump herself up for her gig. The elevator opens and she sees her six lady friends get out of it. “Hey, guys!” she says.

“Aren’t you supposed to be in the grand ballroom already spinning your amazing music?” Twilight asks?

“Not yet! I am during dinner intermission and dancing after dinner.” Vinyl says grinning. “Octavia is doin her thang! She saw this awesome white cello. I took a picture of her before we came down here. Want to see? I kinda took the picture before she got dressed. Ah hahahaha.”

“That’s a mighty fine photo ya got there!” Apple Jack says.

Pinkie had to compliment as well. “That is a super duper sexy rexy picture you have there, Vinyl!”

Dash starts to laugh at Pinkie’s comment and turns to Twilight to ask “Everyone’s at our table right, Twi?”

“Yep! That’s how it’s set up! I know you and Apple Jack are really hungry… go to the buffet already and get your food! The rest of us will grab our seats!” Twilight says pointing out the direction to the grand ballroom. When she did her tummy started to grumble just as loudly as her friends'.

*******

Dash and Apple Jack race to the ballroom’s entrance.

A beautiful woman in a red dress and gloves, holding a hand held mask welcomes them. “Hungry?” she asks receiving two heads nodding. The woman leads them to the beginning of the food line. “Enjoy this meal!” she smiles at them and gives them a kiss on the cheek each.

“Look at all this grub, R.D.! Ah can’t wait ta dig mah teeth in ta that there pig roast! Whatcha gonna grab at first?”

“Mmmm… I’m thinking about that filet mignon and those loaded baked potatoes! But, Fluttershy will most likely have a salad waiting at the table for me to eat first.” Dash looks at the table. “Ah ha! And, Rarity, apparently, has one for you too!”

“Uhhh, Ah think that them servers automatically just refill yer salad when it’s empty!” Apple Jack laughs at her friend and points to several other tables.

“Oh… awesome.” Dash starts to say as Octavia’s cello music and pianist accompaniment does a subtle ending.

An older gentleman walks up to the stage with a roaring applause from the locals in town shooting at him. He points fingers at several people in between waving. Miss Scarlet walks on to the stage handing him a microphone. He taps it a few times. “Testing… testing… one, two, three!” he clears his throat, “Can you all hear me?” he smiles to the crowd even bigger. “Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Façade Inn. We are pleased, honoured, and happy to have you here joining us for our first dinner of the season… our annual MASQUERADE BALL! We have plenty of food in all varieties and cuisines! We want you to feel right at home! We have special guests performing for us on last minute notice and on their vacations! Be sure to shake their hands later! They are both rather brilliant and they are dazzling to my eyes and I am sure in yours when you greet them! This is the end of my speech as I want this dinner to commence!”

Another round of applause clamored throughout the banquet. Dash and Apple Jack waited till the man stopped talking to get to their seats. The lights started to flicker just a little bit. Octavia had a plate of food in her hands as she joined the table as well.

“Over here, Tavi!” Vinyl called for her lover. “Saved you a seat next to me, of course!”

“Love, you must check the equipment you’re to use… the electricity, I think, is a little off today. The lights have been flickering.”

“It might be due to not being functional for the last 2 seasons!” Spitfire yells across the table.

“Spitfire’s right, Babe!” Vinyl says getting a look. “Oh, alright. I’ll check right now. Please don’t let them take my plate away!?” she gets up and leaves the table to where the DJ booth is next to the stage. The lights flicker again. She returns to the table after passing one with someone in need of a band aid due to slicing their finger on accident. There were several napkins seeping with blood from one tiny index finger.

“Everything all cool?” Soarin asks.

Vinyl makes a face forgetting that one table. “Yeah, for the most part. I hope nothing skips while I’m doing my first set in half an hour!”

“Everything is so scrumptious!” Rarity muses out loud.

The food was. Everyone started to eat in silence. Only sounds of mouthgasms throughout the room. Vinyl’s cell phone alarm started to ring, ‘SHOW TIME SHOW TIME SHOW TIME SHOW TIME’.

*******

“May I have this dance?” Soarin asks Spitfire.

“Yes! I was wondering when you were going to ask!” Spitfire replies standing up with the help of Soarin’s hand.

They join the dancing crowd. The lights flicker.

Apple Jack and Dash had only room for dessert. They both leaned back into their chairs rubbing their bellies. Pinkie was out on the dance floor by herself dancing with any couple that swung her path till Octavia joined her. Fleetfoot and Rapidfire too started to dance. That left the five at the table.

Apple Jack nudged Twilight with the back of her hand. “Like Ah told R.D. over there… Ah am gonna sleep good TA-night!” Rarity giggles next to her giving her a kiss.

The lights turn off for a minute cutting the music. A glass fell to the ground shattering. Water splashed everywhere from it letting the tiny glass shreds flow. Everything turned back on as if nothing happened. Bus boys just hurried to clean it up.

“Figures. The lights just turn off for a sec and someone is clumsy to drop their glass of water.” Dash says to no one in particular. She rests her head on Fluttershy’s shoulder with her eyes shutting.

The lights flicker and Vinyl turns off the system to cut the power before the power cuts her again. Everybody booed. Some people continued to dance regardless because they were simply drunk. Dash sat up after hearing the upset crowd getting loud.

The lights turn off. Silence. Some drunk on the dance floor says ‘WHOAH’ trying to hold their balance. Dash, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy got splashed with something warm and oozy which immediately turned cold and icky. Ruffling noise and a breeze surrounds them. Rarity and Fluttershy shriek. Fluttershy jumps onto her Rainbow’s lap after getting shoved. Rarity jumps onto a big puddle of wetness.

“Apple Jack?” Rarity says in the darkness her voice wobbly. “Apple Jack, my love… where are you!?” She feels the air as she reaches. “I need you, APPLE JACK!” Rarity stands up and hears a metal something drop clanking to the floor. She screams again as she loses balance and her hand touches the puddle of wetness she was just sitting on. Against the chair she felt something squishy. Lifting it up she brought it to her nose without even touching her face. It smelled disgusting. Rarity started to have a really big sinking feeling in her gut. “Apple Jack” she whispers. “Where are you.” She didn’t even notice anyone around her calling for Apple Jack. She bumped into the soaked chair and a lighter metal sound happened.

More tables have turned upside down. Food was on the Floor. People calling for each other left and right, some of them are screaming. The lights, finally, turned back on. The room was covered in red. The place was redder than anyone following the dress code. Rarity and Fluttershy both shriek as Rarity drops a heart to the table. Fluttershy buries her blood splattered face into her Rainbow’s neck sobbing uncontrollably. After screaming Apple Jack’s name one more time, Rarity faints on top of the brand new cowboy hat that was lying on the ground that turned red and sticky. There laid a knife that could kill and Apple Jack’s lucky horseshoe.

(G)Paradise Is Troubled

“Nobody move!” a man with a gold shiny star on his button up shirt commands the grand ballroom. “Everybody stop! Freeze! For all of you who do not know who I am, my name is Colonel Mustard Seed.”

Everyone did as they were told. Sounds of sobbing carried in the air.

As per usual, in situations such as these, Pinkie’s hair deflated in poofy-ness. She paid attention to her surroundings using her ninja senses to the max. Pinkie was determined to get to the bottom of this. “No one messes with Auntie Pinkie Pie’s family and gets away with it!” she mutters to herself.

"I have called for back up to take account of all the bodies.” Colonel Mustard Seed continued to talk. “My lovely twin daughters are my second in commands! Their names are Dharma and Justice.” Two jaw dropping Amazon looking women walk up and stand next to their father. “Say hello now, go on! Don’t be shy!”

For the first time in the whole scenario, Rarity notices other people crying over bodies. Some of the bodies don’t even have heads attached to them anymore. She sees the blood on their faces and on their clothes. She places a hand on her own cheek as she starts to wail her heart out. Then, Rarity snapped to reality mode for a second. It was a delayed reaction to the officer’s announcement of the bringing of the body bags. She stood up from her knees and waved her hand frantically. “OFFICER! Oh, OFFICER!” she started to get hysterical. “I DON’T HAVE A BODY! Oh, I DON’T HAVE A BODY!”

“Then you are lucky not to have to mourn with the others, Miss.” The Colonel walks up to Rarity and places a firm hand on her shoulder to calm her down a little.

“Miss Rarity.” she sniffled. “I don’t have a body, but, I have this.” she shows him the heart. Everyone in the grand ballroom zoned in on her to see what she was holding. Rarity trembles as she produced a knife as well. She picked it up with a napkin.

“What a smart young lady you are! By holding the murder weapon with a handkerchief so we can run it for finger prints!”

She blushes and lifts her head up becoming Rarity for a brief moment. “I picked it up like that because it was simply gross. It is bloody revolting. Just look at it!”

“Fair enough, Miss Rarity!” speaks up one of the Daughter Deputies.

“Anyone else, here, can say they are in this young lady’s predicament?” Colonel Mustard Seed questions. No one answers him. “No one is to leave the Inn’s boundaries. Miss Scarlet has opened the extended hotel wing for you locals.” His walkie on his hip starts to crackle and word was, was that back up came. “Everyone will be escorted out and to their rooms individually or by the group unit they came here with. Those of you with members of the recently deceased, we ask for you to stay for questioning on both our sides and yours and statements that you have or concerns. That is all.” The Colonel walks out of the ballroom to converse with the officers that had just arrived at the premise to give them their orders and assignments.

*******

A moment of silence has now passed. Apple Jack’s heart sat in the center of a still hugging circle of friends.

Rarity’s tears have started to burn her eyes and currently falling in slow spurts on and off. Everyone in her entourage was worried about her… and worried for her. She shouldn’t be in her suite by herself. All the rooms had two people in it each already except Pinkie Pie. She wasn’t one to be selfish at a time like this. Pinkie pushes her vacationing sexual escapades on pause and invites Rarity to room with her the rest of the stay. Pinkie did have a lot of convincing to do. Rarity was telling her that she would be a blubbering nuisance. That she shouldn’t be around anybody.

Rainbow Dash came up to the two friends bickering, to save the moment. Only the moment because there was no way to salvage the day. “Hey Pinks, R-rarity! I think we all need some fresh air outside.” The two girls just looked at her blankly at the interference of their argument of being left alone or with the rest of civilization. Dash doesn't care and keeps on going stressing out a few words. “You’ll feel much better with a brand new change of clothes. If you don’t feel like heading all the way up to your room to change before coming all the way back down here so I can drag you outside… then, use your that there horn of yers. You must stay strong. You have to hold yourself together and be Rarity. I know it’s tough. But you MUST!”

“You’re right Rainbow Dash…” Rarity whines. “I MUST!” the horn on her forehead started to glow and her attire has changed.

“You’re still bunking with me the rest of the trip.” Pinkie states as a matter of fact and turns around to check on everyone else.

“You must.” Dash tells Rarity. “Now let’s head outside. The others will follow. It’ll be a little bit quieter out there for all of us to talk. It’s secluded. Those who need to smoke are in front of the building where the mass majority of the officers are at. You look like you need a ciggie. I know that we all don’t really smoke. But, I think today of days, a cigar or pipe or something. Someone at a different table said they had something medicinal to smoke…” she was still talking to a mute Rarity. Dash just takes a hold of her arm and walks to the back doors being super patient and cool for her friend.

*******

The night sky was cloudy with the moon still trying to peek through. The air turned foggy with a light glistening mist. Rarity started walking on her own letting Dash’s grasp go. She walks towards the forest and stops in the shadow placing her face in her hands. A camera reporter guy had followed and snapped a photo of Rarity accidently letting his flash to go off.

Rainbow Dash turns around to yell at the guy. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!? SHE JUST LOST SOMEONE! SHE JUST LOST HER SOULMATE AND YOU’RE TAKING PICTURES!? GET OUT OF HERE!”

“Sh-she’s s-so b-beautiful re-re-gar-da-le-less… and, and her f-face isn’t in th-the shot.” the poor guy stammered out.

“It’s alright, Dash, let him be.” Rarity spoke quietly. “Let me see the photo, please. If you are to publish it.”

The camera reporter guy fumbles with his camera. “Y-yes, M-miss Rarity. I g-got yo-your name fr-from earlier…” He blushes.

“It’s enchanting. You may use it. But, please, no more. And you can call me that if you want.” Rarity says and turns away.

“You got your picture… please leave.” Dash says as cool as she could. And the guy leaves. She turns back towards Rarity and almost gets toppled over. Rarity threw her arms around Dash crying hard once more. All she could do was wrap her arms around her friend to comfort. Fluttershy walks up behind Rarity and embraces her and Dash at the same time. Soon, everyone else started to join in one by one like earlier inside the grand ballroom.

After a few more minutes they all let go. There were chairs set outside just enough for all of them to sit.

“We have to call home and inform everyone, I can do that. I also need to call Princess Celestia and Luna to ask them what to do…” Twilight Sparkle says solemnly.

“Please?” Rarity speaks up. “Please do that for me? For us?”

“Of course, Rarity.” Twilight responds. “I take it upon myself, this duty.”

Rarity’s eyes start to tear up again. “But, please? When you get the Apple Family side of everyone? Guide me through with courage to tell them myself?”

“Yes, anything.” Twilight breathes, inhaling and exhaling as deep as her lungs could take in.

Everyone else repeated the word “Anything.” to Rarity.

“Trixie isn’t here yet, Twily.” Pinkie talks to Twilight but looks at Rarity. “We wouldn’t want you to be by yourself. You can join my suite. We can even throw a Depression Party.” she didn’t even know how she was able to deadpan a joke like that but she managed with a monotone ‘Ha-ha’ attached.

“Not its fine, Pinkie. Thanks for the invite. Trixie sent me a text that she’s on her way. She just landed half an hour ago and is going through customs or whatever.” Twilight stood up to hug Pinkie.

Everyone started the group hug again. Then they herded their way to the Inn’s door not bothering to look at the red stained carpets. The elevator squeezed all 12 bodies in it with the girl Pegasi flapping their wings above everyone else.

(SG)Guess Who?

“That’s how the trip started out and this is how the first day has ended, Spike! Want me to repeat it again? Because I don’t want to.” says Twilight Sparkle through sobs. “We cannot leave this place… planes are allowed to fly in but none are flying out till this investigation is over.”

There’s a knock at the door.

“Spike, I got to go. Someone’s at the door. Yeah I already talked to the other Princesses. I got to handle this on my own.” Twilight hears the door knocking again. “I’ll keep you posted, Spike. And have fun at the party you’re throwing. Don’t think we didn’t know about it. Bye, Spike. I love you.” She hangs up the phone and shakes herself prepping to open the door.

Instead, the door opens and walks in Trixie with a few bags of luggage. Twilight flings herself at Trixie and starts to cry louder. The luggage scatters all over the floor. Trixie could do nothing other than kiss Twilight.

“What’s going on, Dear?” Trixie asks Twilight.

“Did you just call me Dear?”

“Just tell me what’s going on? I saw a lot of officer cars outside. I was told that I people are allowed in the Inn but not out.”

“Apple Jack… she’s… no longer with us.” Twilight says as her body heaves harder.

“You’re so tense. You need a massage.” Trixie purrrs.

“Didn’t you just hear me? Apple Jack, she’s up in the Heavens now…”

“It will be okay. Let me undress you and give you a full body massage.”

Twilight looks at her significant other. “At a time like this!?”

“I thought that’s what you wanted since we have been apart for a few days.” Trixie argues.

“It was, but we messaged each other while I was at the dinner and I said something terrible has happened!” Twilight screams looking at Trixie with a scowl. “What’s wrong with your eyes? And your hair is…” She gets stopped by a kiss that was deep and hard.

“Let me distract you from your worries for just a hot minute. Trust me. You need this. And did I ever tell you that I think women who are mad are extra sexy?” Trixie says as she undresses Twilight as she walks them towards the bed.

Twilight gives up thinking. Maybe Trixie is right and she just needs a distressing hour. “You said massage?”

“A full body one!” Trixie guaranteed Twilight. Her horn lit up and an oil bottle appeared at her hand. “Where would you like me to start?” she gives Twilight an angelic look. “How about your feet?”

Trixie applied oil in her hands and rubs them together to make the cold liquid heat up a bit. She places her lubricated hands on Twilight’s feet and carefully massages the soles and between each of the toes. Then she works her way upwards to the inside of Twilight’s legs until she reaches the entry way of the love cave.

Twilight felt the edge of Trixie’s fingers brush against her pussy. Her body shakes out a yearning moan. She slightly parts her thighs giving Trixie’s hands more room to work. But, Trixie didn’t seem to notice as she moved upwards, even more, eventually reaching the shoulders of a tense Twilight.

“Okay, you can turn over now.” Trixie says as her horn lit up again to switch her oil bottle to a lotion bottle.

Twilight did as she was told and was now facing up bare breasted. Her nipples were a bit stiff from the cool air. She raises her head and looks down to see her bare pubic mound and pussy lips peeking out between her thighs. Twilight feels a little on display, granted they’ve traveled and stayed at hotels before. This was different. They are doing this after a small massacre has happened? She couldn’t help also being a little turned on as well.

Trixie finished rubbing the lotion warm in her hands. She places herself over Twilight’s head and starts to rub the temple area going down towards the neck to the chest. Trixie applies more lotion to Twilight’s breast and began massaging them softly at first increasing the pressure little by little. She focuses on the nipples arousing Twilight even more than the encounter grazing over the love cave.

Twilight begins to breathe heavier as her nipples grew even harder than ever. She closes her eyes and pushes her chest up so that Trixie’s hands can grasp her tits tighter. Trixie caught on and started to pinch the juju beans candied nipples. Goosebumps appeared on Twilight’s body as Trixie’s hot breath hovers above her breasts before Trixie takes one whole in her mouth slowly taking it out so that her tongue can circle around the swollen areola.

“Your touch feels slightly off.” Twilight got out.

Trixie hushes her. “Shhh, you’re to love this.”

“I am.”

Trixie’s hand slides down over Twilight’s stomach and between her legs. Her oily fingers found Twilight’s clit and gently stroked it before slipping down inside of her. As Twilight was already wet, her pussy welcomes Trixie’s penetrating touch and she moans loudly. She moans loudly again as Trixie’s fingers slid deeper inside her nether lips and added another finger.

Trixie feels Twilight’s muscles tighten around her fingers as she slowly pushes them in and out. She takes in Twilight’s other boob and does the same thing she did to the first one moaning to enhance Twilight’s moans. Twilight decides to play with Trixie’s nipples giving Trixie a real reason to moan.

Trixie slips her fingers out of Twilight and slowly rubs her hand back gliding over Twilight’s stomach between her tits. Then she closes her eyes and places her two fingers in her mouth and starts to suck the juices from them for taste savoring the flavour. She opens her eyes and slid herself down between Twilight’s already parted legs giving slow, gentle licks and kisses everywhere on the inner thighs. Her mouth makes it onto the clit sucking and tonguing it. Trixie places Twilight’s legs on each of her shoulders so that she could go at it as if she were exploring this slit for the first time.

“Don’t stop! But place your fingers inside me again!” Twilight commands. She pulls her knees up against her chest trying to spread her legs even wider. Her legs started to tremble as Trixie did as she was told pushing her fingers back inside.

The faster Trixie’s fingers went, so did her tongue. Her fingers started to probe the g-spot and could sense the orgasm rising in Twilight because Twilight’s whole body tensed up and she started to grind her pussy against Trixie’s fingers and mouth. Trixie sucks Twilight’s clit tight into her lips and vigorously flicks her tongue over it. Her fingers pump in and out of the wet pussy and finally Twilight releases her orgasm.

Twilight’s body convulsed. Her voice shook in half screams and went silent at times not being able to make any noise. Twilight’s hands grip the sheets of the bed making fists and held on the whole duration of the undoubtedly endless climax.

Trixie’s tongue travel back up to meet Twilight’s breasts again and nibbled each of the sore pink nips. The sensitivity shoots waves of electricity through Twilight’s still quivering body.

Twilight found it rather weird that Trixie just took her fingers that were still slowly easing their way in and out of her into her own mouth making Twilight taste herself. She rolls out of bed and excuses herself. “I need to, ummm, fetch more ice for the room. I’ll be right back.”

Twilight waves as she walks out of her suite leaving a transforming Trixie plastered on the bed.

‘That was such a lame line.’ Twilight says to herself. She walks down the hallway with her head down and bumps into a surprised girl. “Sorry.” she mumbles and continues on her way.

“Ummm, Twily? That’s the welcome that your Great & Powerful receives!?” Trixie’s eyes bulged out of her sockets almost.

“Trixie!? We just, ummm… I left you in the bedroom!?” Twilight exclaims.

“Are you kidding me? I was trying to find some food to eat. I had one of the Inn’s attendants deliver my luggage to the room.” Trixie starts to get a little angry.

“Ummm… we should find you some food.” Twilight says kissing Trixie. She grabs her hands and they bump into Pinkie Pie.

“Hi ladies! I heard something going on in your room so I was going to come by and never mind what I was up to… where are we going now?” Pinkie says with full energy.

“I thought you were supposed to be watching Rarity.” Twilight says.

“Oh! I AM! Rarity is hungry though and Miss Scarlet said she was allowed to roam in the kitchen for something to eat.”

“Well, we’re hungry ourselves.” Twilight speaks for both her and Trixie. Both of them were very hungry for two different reasons. “Hey, look! We’re in front of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy’s room… let’s ask them to join. I am sure Fluttershy can’t sleep because of the whole scenario.”

“Should I wake up the Wonderbolts too?” Pinkie questions.

“No. I am sure they are passed out. Let’s just…” Twilight gets cut off by the door opening.

“Hey, guys!” Dash says loudly so that Fluttershy could hear her.

“We’re going to the kitchen for food!” Pinkie bounced trying to stay in her regular Pinkie character but slightly failing.

“We’ll be out in 10 seconds.” Dash says shutting the door just to reopen in producing her and her clinging Flutters.

*******

DING DING the elevator doors open.

Rarity bumps into the oncoming traffic flowing from the elevator and starts to fall backwards. Pinkie shot out and became her savior trampoline.

“You’re done getting food already?” Pinkie asks under Rarity.

“No, I didn’t feel safe going by myself so I was heading up to get you. What is everyone else doing here?” Rarity asks back standing back up with the help of Dash and Fluttershy.

“We’re pretty hungry.” Twilight says as Dash’s tummy answers at the same time.

“I’ll lead the way.” Miss Scarlet appears out of nowhere.

They all follow her to the kitchen area. Miss Scarlet stops dead in her tracks. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Trixie screams along with herself at the sight. “Oh my GOD!”

“This is extra bad if the food and sanitation lady came by right now.” Pinkie says in a low monotone voice and shaking her head.

Blood was splattered on the walls and on the prep tables and sinks. The walk in freezers and refrigerators were swung open.

“Wouldn’t it make more sense to put the body in the freezer and shut it? And not half way out of the fridge? Who is this anyway!?” Pinkie was starting to go hysterical. “Whoever did this crime and the ones earlier is retarded!”

Miss Scarlet answers. “This is our head sous-chef. You seem to know a lot about dead body storing. Did you do this, huh, Miss Pie!?”

“No way! And I have an alibi!” Pinkie shouts pointing at all her friends. "Where were YOU!?" her fingers traced back to Miss Scarlet.

“I am going to call the Colonel.” Miss Scarlet says.

“I already did.” Rarity growls in a not so lady like manner at Miss Scarlet for accusing Pinkie.

“I’ll probably be hungry again when breakfast time comes. Trixie cannot eat after seeing this. I’m beat from the flight. Let’s go to our room.” Trixie starts to whine.

“We can’t until we get the clear to.” Twilight whispers. ‘…and I have to make sure whoever that was that gave me that massage is out of the room before we get there.’ Twilight added silently to herself.

The Clock Strikes Two

“Good Morning.” Colonel Mustard Seed walks into the kitchen in his jeans struggling to put on his button up shirt. He yawns “The sun’s not even up yet!” he barely was able to button up his pants.

“Good mourning!” purrs Miss Scarlet who immediately clings onto his arms dramatically as if she were the next victim holding tightly to her hero. “My, you’re stronger than the last time I felt your arms…”

“I started the force on playing football as part of the daily police work outs.” Colonel Mustard Seed explains while he gently pushes Miss Scarlet off his side. “So what do we have here?”

“Me!” an elderly woman walks through the kitchen. “Oh, Colonel, I lost my peacock! Can you help me find it? Please? Oh, what time is it, sonny?” she looks around at everyone and then at the floor. “Oh, my! Who would do such a thing like this?”

“That’s what we’re looking into, Ma’am.” Twilight Sparkle answers the older woman calmly. “But, we have nowhere to start yet. We need to organize and situate and list everything that happens to see if there’s a pattern.”

“I am sorry that I cannot be at your service, Ma’am… as you can see we have a case to continue solving…” the Colonel says apologetically.

“So far, Miss Scarlet is already pointing fingers rather quickly!” Rarity adds.

Rainbow Dash checks her watch. “It’s 1:07 in the morning, Ma’am.”

Pinkie Pie still stands over at the body wrapped in plastic. “We wouldn’t mind, if your captivating daughters don’t mind, us helping out with your investigations, Colonel.”

“You wouldn’t want to spend your vacation looking for…” Miss Scarlet pauses to find the right words. She couldn’t, so she changes her sentence direction completely. Turning towards the Colonel “You don’t need anyone interrupting or delaying your investigations… do you?”

Colonel Mustard Seed shrugs his shoulders to the crowd. “I guess we’ll just wait and ask what my daughters think and have to say about this.”

A walkie-talkie crackled and spoke something out loud. Miss Scarlet took hold of the lady’s arm. “Mrs. Peacock, I was just informed by the Inn’s second in charge, you should know her because you spoke to her thirty minutes ago? Yvette? She just walkied me saying that your peacock is back in your suite... One of your granddaughters borrowed your pet for her rehearsal because of the ballet performance coming up? And, Yvette is sending down her assistant to escort you back to your room.”

“What’s her name, deary?” the older woman asks.

“Her name is Cicely. You should know her too. She used to be the singing telegram girl.” Miss Scarlet assures Mrs. Peacock that she’ll be just fine.

Mrs. Peacock starts to tremble as she remembered to say something. “Just so you know, little darlings, it feels like I’m being watched. Beware of your surroundings… some person can just jump out at you around the corner.”

“I felt that earlier.” Fluttershy whispers.

“I felt it up close and personal.” Twilight says not going further into detail.

On cue, Cicely walks into the kitchen wearing her masquerade ball attire still. She takes Mrs. Peacock by the hand and winks at Twilight Sparkle. “I’m beat. I over worked myself.” Cicely says to her Mistress Scarlet. “After I help Mrs. Peacock back to her chambers, I am undressing and heading to bed, with permission of course. Have a good night everyone… the best you can, anyhow.”

“You are granted the permission. Pleasant slumbers.” Miss Scarlet waves the two away from the kitchen and turns back to the situation at hand noticing Twilights dropped jaw from shock. “Anything the matter, Miss Princess Twilight Sparkle? It looks like you’re startled by a realization of some sorts?”

“We don’t mind.” Justice says out loud saving Twilight from having to answer the question shot at her.

“We don’t mind, at all.” Dharma adds.

Colonol Mustard Seed looks at his daughters smiling. “When did you two girls get here?”

Justice smiles back “A few minutes ago, unnoticed.”

“Unnoticed ninja style!” Dharma says grinning.

“That’s my kind of style!” Pinkie bounced her way back to the circle from the body. She gets a double identical wink her way. “Hubba, hubba!”

“We did our research on this group of ladies, Dad.” Dharma says.

“Remarkable wonders they achieve on missions impossible, Father!” adds Justice.

Colonel Mustard Seed clears his throat. “Well, if my lovely daughters don’t mind, and they do seem to trust you already… I approve of this partnership.”

“The meeting during brunch, Colonel, should we mention that these ladies are helping out with the solving of these crimes? Or should we just let it happen without anyone knowing?” Miss Scarlet ponders. “I mean, do you think people will treat them differently or act weird around them if they knew?”

“We’ll talk about it just before you do your speech.” says the Colonel and yawns. He looks at the door way and a crew of guys with a stretcher come in to take the body. “I need to sleep a little bit more. There’s nothing more we can do at this hour anyhow.”

“Need me to tuck you in?” Miss Scarlet says trickling her fingers down the Colonel’s half bare chest.

“No, thanks.” Colonel Mustard Seed says courteously.

“You can’t blame a woman for trying.” Miss Scarlet says showing a ravishing smile that could change his mind.

“It really is so kind of you though. It’s the thought that matters.” the Colonel looks at his daughters. “You two have a long day ahead… you should sleep and rest, too. You don’t want to end up like your old man!” He points his thumbs to his chest.

Dharma and Justice both giggle. “We’re going to escort the ladies back to their floor, Father. And then, we’ll take a cat nap!”

Monologue To A Dummy Audience

Monologue To A Dummy Audience

“No one still has yet to see your face.” a deep muffled voice talks to himself at a wall of solid mirror. “Not even that Mistress Scarlet… this time, however, she did not turn away from your mask chosen.”

He paces back and forth from life like statues to the next and back to the mirror. “She was right. These Equestrian people… she told me they were going to be interesting. And she became extra sexy now that she told me what she was. I watched her through the hidden cameras and holes in the walls. She shifted into someone else. So, I kidnapped her for an hour of her time. Don’t worry. She didn’t mind. She’s always cool and collected. And not afraid of you!” the man points a finger at the mirror. “‘From the Earth’ is only half of what she is… she’s something called a ‘Changeling’ as well! This intrigues me. And she isn’t the only one on her staff.”

Grabbing a master remote control off a counter, he presses a button. The ground parted open and a couple of leather reclining chairs rise up. One of them was occupied with a statue in sit position. He sits down and faces the mirror wall and the statue at the same time. “Ahhh, much more comfy… Derailed from topic because of that Mistress Scarlet and her whip that I have yet to confess I want her to use on me? Yes. Yes, I did derail. So moving onwards in this soliloquy of mine. The Equestrian people... the Equestrian people are everything she spoke of. And now they are investigators!? Very different from what I had in mind. But, we can work with that. We’ll have every trick play through and then some. I’m glad everyone is taking this light heartedly and going with the flow.”

Another click on the remote and his legs prop up. “Perhaps we shall invite the Equestrians for ‘John Boddy’s’ private birthday dinner. An invite sent to Princess Twilight and friends. A special request of those Wonderbolts as well. I would love to see that show of theirs which is highly spoken of. Those wings are gorgeous. If these people never came here… I would still be a non-believer.” He glances at his wall of television screens. “These Americans are a different story. And they never get old to watch. So easily scared, they are. Must be all those reality shows they watch. Ohhh, how they are all the most perfect reality show for me. I think I’m about to outdo myself this season. Okay… okay… the beginning of this season.”

Yawning and stretching, he looks at his watch. “A few minutes to 2AM, time for my beauty sleep. First, I must email that Mistress Scarlet to assure Princess Twilight and company comes to dinner.” He smiles at himself. “Oh, self in the mirror, what a great idea you have. That Cicely girl who brought luggage to the Princess Suite we saw earlier, gave Princess Twilight the best big orgasmic massage. We shall watch that. Thank goodness this system is programmed by room and hour.”

*******

Laying in bed, the man kisses a picture frame. “Goodnight, Mistress Scarlet. See you in my dreams!”

(SG)Mourning Showers

Mrs. Peacock.

Mrs. Peacock is this elderly woman that is a permanent resident at the Façade Inn. She is a charismatic aristocrat that seems to, only now, have trouble with her memory. Her wardrobe is the up most elegant and the mass majority of colour is the royal blue.

This month, she gets the pleasure of having her two granddaughters visiting and staying at the Inn. Mrs. Peacock is on her way to her granddaughter’s room down the hall on the level lower than hers. She knows one of the girls is at a rehearsal so she is going to pick up the younger girl to go to the meeting. She was tired of waiting. She actually was the one who was to be picked up, not the other way around.

*******

Eleanor was thinking how lucky her older sister was getting to leave for a ballet rehearsal. She was stuck going to a meeting at the hotel. Though she was rather curious as to what the investigators have found out so far from what had happened during dinner the night before. She sighed and thought "It is for my safety and others… plus Grandmother lives here, after all…"

She wanted to look nice and fresh if she were to be present around people who weren’t of her own family. Eleanor looked at the clock and saw she was granted 45 minutes to spare before having to go down the hallway to get her Grandmother.

Off went Eleanor’s robe. She was already completely naked. And into the shower she went. Her eyes were shut as she stood underneath the running water. She practiced her meditation breathing as she stood. Inhale deep. Hold. Exhale slowly. Repeatedly she did that.

The water temperature became slightly hotter than she had it set on. But still she did not open her eyes. Eleanor loved the heat. The hotter it was the better. Her already erected nipples became more sensitive to each drop of water. She started to get aroused to the point of touching herself.

Soon, a strange coppery iron smell started to fill the room. The water started to feel thicker and stuck onto her skin. Eleanor opened her eyes and shrieked.

*******

Mrs. Peacock heard her granddaughter’s screams which made her old bones start running. She yells for help as well because she had no way into the room.

Pinkie Pie was in the hallway holding an ice bucket on her way to the ice machine and immediately ran to help Mrs. Peacock after recognizing the voice. “The PEACOCK LADY!!!” she thinks to herself. Pinkie turns the corner and passes the elevator and grabs a hold of Mrs. Peacock hearing a fainter scream even further down around the corner. “Stay right here Mrs. Peacock Ma’am!!!” She left to get help dialing the Colonel’s daughters right away as she ran off again.

*******

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

A muffled Pinkie giggle came through the door. A muffled “PINKIE!” from a Twilight Sparkle shot out.

“I’m on serious mode. But I can’t help it! Didn’t you just hear that symphonic finale just now!?” the muffled Pinkie spoke.

A muffled Rarity spoke up. “She has a point. It was quite beautiful.”

“Ugh…” muffled Twilight face palms before knocking again. Louder she says “Hey, You Two!!! It’s IMPORTANT!!!”

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

---Half Hour Prior---

Vinyl Scratch was in her suite waiting for Octavia to get back from performing for the breakfast crowd. The crowd that was catered to was still able to have appetites from the dinner last night.

Vinyl started a bath and her clitoris started to pulse at just the thought of the joint bath about to happen. She took a few steps back and sat down on the bed, cupping her breasts then pinching her nipples. The feeling was making her wet more.

“Oh Goddess, I need to get off right now…” Vinyl moaned to herself out loud as she moved a hand down to her soft natural hair patch on her pussy. She was soaking as she began sliding her hand back and forth over her lips. Pulling her legs up and laying back she quickly found her clit and began to rub furiously as she pinched her nipples. Her body felt warm as she began to twitch and softly moans with her eyes closed. She started to rub faster and faster feeling her orgasm building up inside. As she worked her clit with one hand she sucked and licked the fingers of her other hand wetting them then going back to her breasts. She pinched and tugged on her hard pink nipples with her body tightening up and hips lifting off the bed. An orgasm hits her real quicker than she could handle. Her pussy contracted as she flooded her fingers and bed with her lady juices letting out a short scream of pleasure into a pillow before she went limp.

Applause from one starts to clap a standing ovation, Vinyl shoved the pillow off her face and lifts her head to see a grinning Octavia. “Tavi!” she says catching her breath.

“Started without me?” Octavia teases.

Vinyl scrambles off the bed and pours Octavia a Mimosa and kisses her on the lips sheepishly.

“Mmmm! This is refreshing.” Octavia says still grinning and sitting down. “Well you’re a yummy dirty that needs the bath… should we catch me up too? You know… so I am worthy of this bath you pulled out for us?”

Still mute, Vinyl nods her head yes.

“Good.” Octavia says after downing the last of her glass of Mimosa. She leans over and gently cups Vinyl’s face bringing it back closer to hers for another kiss.

Before Vinyl could finally utter a syllable to Octavia, her lips were being pressed up against lightly. She accidently drops her own glass of Mimosa on the floor because she wasn’t able to place it down on the table before the kiss became too passionate. Vinyl’s heart rate went faster as Octavia’s kiss became stronger. With that, she melted into those sweet lips.

Vinyl recalled Octavia saying she wanted to be dirty enough to be worthy for the drawn bath and didn’t allow this next kiss to last as long as the last distracting one and got back on course to being the more dominant one.

Octavia felt a touch to her right breast and started stammering encouraging words to touch more of her body than just that. She felt Vinyl smirk within their kiss and she started to do sobbing pleads pivoting her body letting her left breast brush against the hand playing with the right one.

Vinyl’s other hand travels between Octavia’s legs receiving a big loud gasp of acceptance. Octavia felt a soft hand slide up her short dress and to her panties as if they’ve never been wetter. Vinyl broke that kiss to grin at Octavia taunting before she acted on her next move. “You’re dirty enough I guess… your panties are soaked.” Vinyl teases this time pretending to walk away towards the bathroom.

Octavia grabs Vinyl’s waist and has her straddle her on the chair but grounds one of Vinyl’s legs by placing one of hers on top. They start grinding their hips together. Both of them start getting turned on even more because of their clits rubbing against each other’s through the drenched panty dividing them apart.

Since Vinyl had already cum before Octavia got back to the room she didn’t hesitate to hop off Octavia the moment she felt like Octavia was about to cum. She almost got an objection but before that happened she slid Octavia’s panty off and dove right in and started licking. Vinyl’s tongue slid up and down, clockwise and anticlockwise over Octavia’s lower lips and teases the love cave hole or the clit just to hear louder moans and pleads. The moment she heard the whispered “Please, I love you.” Vinyl went all out. She continuously rammed two of her fingers inside and out of Octavia and sucked on her clit at the same time not stopping till after Octavia stopped vibrating and went limp on the chair just as she had on the bed.

Octavia’s orgasm had her screaming “AAAAAAAHHHHH” in several scales.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

---Time Catches Up---

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

“We’re coming!” Vinyl panted towards the door.

A muffled Soarin laughs as a muffled Rainbow Dash responds “We know you did already!!! We heard!!!”

“Give us a few measures in 4/4 time!” Octavia says to the door.

“What does that mean!?” the muffled Rapid Fire asks.

“That’s ‘band geek’ for ‘give us a minute or less’ or something like that…” says a muffled Spitfire as the door swings open.

“Wow. Everyone…” Vinyl starts to say.

Octavia finishes “…Everyone is here. So early! What’s going on!? Find something new to Apple Jacks death… irrr disappearance!?”

“Well, something happened alright!” Pinkie says getting hyped up. Without needing to breathe she continues “Old lady Peacock’s granddaughter was taking a shower and… BLOOD started to splash her through the shower head!!! We all agreed that we’d stick together and so we came over here to see if you were here or performing or, or, or… well you are here so let’s go!!! They followed the pipes and…”

“PINKIE BREATHE!” Dash says to her friend.

Pinkie breathes. “…and it lead to the laundry room! Come on!!!”

There was a pause. Octavia and Vinyl looked at each other and knew their bath will just have to wait.

*******

Colonel Mustard Seed was in the Laundry room already taking photographs of the crime scene because he sent the photographer to fetch some coffee.

The assistant’s assistant, Cicely, was in the room as well writing things down. Her eyes sparkled when she saw Twilight walk in with the rest of the group.

Twilight squeezed Trixie’s hand but started to blush and look down regardless looking at Cicely recalling her massage unspoken. She was so grateful Pinkie was as vocal as she usually is so she could pass over with the ‘lack of sleep’ excuse for her silence.

“So what… or should I say whoooooooo do we have here!?” Pinkie questioned for everybody present.

“This is the messenger guy that took over my job when I got promoted…” Cicely answers.

Colonel Mustard Seed adds “We also found this box of envelopes with all your names and a few other residents in this Inn. My daughters found it actually.”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaand where are your lovely daughters right now!?” Pinkie asks her next question.

“PINKIE!!!” Twilight hissed getting their whole group to dull out their giggles. “Don’t mind Pinkie sometimes, Colonel.”

Rarity opens the envelope with her name on it. “How fancy this is. An invite to a birthday party…!”

“A PARTY!?!?” Pinkie exclaims.

“An elegant birthday dinner party.” Rarity says as a matter of fact.

“Who’s birthday!?!? We need to get balloons… and cake…” Pinkie starts to ramble.

Fluttershy opens her envelope too and answers Pinkie this time “A mi-Mister Boddy.” She accidently glances at the body on the ground as she spoke and clung on to her Rainbow for protection.

(S)Sing Us A Song

The laundry room was silent. All of a sudden a loud buzz sound went off of one of the drying machines and startled half the room. Fluttershy hid behind Rainbow Dash’s wings. After everyone calmed down from that noise, another sound went off. This time, it was Soarin’s stomach.

“My tummy is growling.” Soarin complains. “I missed breakfast.”

“Most of us did.” Trixie rolled her eyes at him.

Spitfire looks at her watch. “It’s almost lunch time. Are we all just meeting in the Grand Ballroom? What say you, Princess Twilight?”

Twilight Sparkle blushes. “Come on! How many times do I have to tell you I’m totally not used to that and coming from all of you guys is ridiculous! Oh, and lunch is being held at the Dining Hall for those who missed the brunch meeting at the Grand Ballroom. Which, we did.”

“Ah, I see. Dining Hall it is!” Spitfire starts to back up herself. “Well, to be honest, I say it for a few reasons, as a matter of fact. One, it’s to see your reaction each time. Two, so you can get used to hearing it. Three, I have to get used to it when we have formal Wonderbolt/Royalty business stuff.”

“That makes sense darling.” Rarity says. “So, we must meet for lunch to talk about tonight’s dinner party. Let’s say in half an hour’s time? We do need to prepare.”

“Oooo! YEAH! I have to grab some of my emergency party things from my room!” Pinkie Pie jumps up and down. “This is such a super duper happy thing to do in all this jumbled frowny mc frowny times.”

As everyone mumbled how perfect to time lunch for half an hour due to random personal errands, Dash and Fluttershy emerge from the corner of the room.

“Excuse us for interrupting and all. But, Fluttershy and I are going to be late.” Fluttershy clings on to her Rainbow tighter as Dash continues. “Ehhh… yeah. She’s still really shaken up. We’ll see you at the dining room hall place.” Pause for awkward second. “Later!”

Everyone just stood there shrugging their shoulders as they saw Dash zoom out with a trail of Fluttershy’s pink hair flowing. It wasn’t that unusual that Fluttershy was jittery!

A flyer on the wall fell down. Octavia picks it up and reads it out loud. “DINING HALL Karaoke Table Battle… Win the competition and your whole table’s meal is on the house.”

“One or more persons eating at your table must sing when your table number is called. Failure to Sing*, read below for meaning, or if you get booed at, you are disqualified.” Vinyl Scratch reads further. “It’s marked for today. This will be interesting.”

Pinkie bursts out. “I’m a bitch, I’m a TEASE! I’m a GODDESS on my knees! When you hurt, when you suffer, I’m your ANGEL undercover!”

“Okay there Meredith Brooks, save it for lunch time…” says a woman’s voice.

Pinkie looks around. “WHO SAID THAT?!” She sees FleetFoot giggling. “YOU!!!”

FleetFoot shakes her head. “Nope, that was said in the hallway!”

Twilight whispers to herself. “Cicely.”

*******

The two Pegasi girls get into their suite. Fluttershy closes the door behind her with a soundless bang. She proceeds to the bed and curls into a ball singing to herself her favourite things waiting for Dash to join her to cuddle.

Music fills the air to set the mood as Dash turns on the music box and goes to gets a couple glasses of water to calm her Flutters a bit and to quench her thirst. “Mushy and gushy stuff I know how to sing to will make Flutters feel better…” Dash thinks to herself and then starts to sing along to a song that’s half way over “And when just the two of us are there, You won’t have to ask if I still care, Cause as the time turns the page, My love won't age at all.” She takes a breath, “And I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky, I'll be there… I swear, Like, the shadow that’s by your side, I'll be there…” Takes another breath, “For better or worse, till death do us part, I'll love you with every beat of my heart…I swear.”

Fluttershy starts to giggle her shivers away as Dash floats back towards the bed. Noticing the laughter of her love was full of admiration and obviously directed at her, Dash gives her “I’m Confused” look at Fluttershy while rubbing the back of her neck and planting her feet firmly on the ground.

Fluttershy continues to giggle as she starts hugging a pillow. “I love when you’re the one singing to me. AND…” With her lips and her eyes, she points at her Rainbow to look down. Obediently, Dash does so and starts a little chuckle of her own.

“Ehhh, heh heh heh. You’re the better singer, Flutters.” Dash starts to blush. “Oh, yeah! I was extra tired when we rolled out of bed this morning as Pinkie pounded on our door.” Dash turns around to face one of the wall mirrors to take a full look at her own self from top to bottom and back up. To accompany her sneakers, were knee high socks that have cutesy wootsie butterflies on them and the shirt to go along with her basketball shorts was actually a cream coloured baby tee that read “I’ll Be Gentle”. She places the two glasses of water down on the side table and giggled her way, diving on top of her Flutters in bed. They knelt facing each other in an embrace.

Fluttershy calms down and looks Dash straight into her eyes and sings. “I can stay like this forever in your arms.”

“Are you feeling better, Shy? We can fly high, all the way till we reach the stars.” Dash responds quietly massaging Fluttershy’s wings still holding her.

There was a mischievous sparkle in Fluttershy’s eyes. “I know how I can feel 20% better, even more so…” She starts to trail her sentence off.

“Yeah? What is it!? Aaaanything! Name it! Please!”

“You’ll just have to do what that shirt says!”

“What shirt!?” Dash asks as the “I’ll Be Gentle” shirt was off in under 10 seconds flat.

The two of them immediately start to kiss. Dash eagerly pushed against Fluttershy, nudging her face up to Fluttershy’s chest just above her breasts. Fluttershy felt so warm to Dash’s skin, and she had a familiar unique but wonderful welcoming fragrance about her. The intoxicating musky aroma of sex reminded Fluttershy of the scent her panties gives off after she’s rubbed herself waiting for Dash to come home from a long days work. Dash moved closer until they were snugly joined together. Fluttershy tucked her head under her chin and murmured a sigh of pure contentment. She was at ease and no one in the world existed but the two of them, right then.

Fluttershy inserts one of her tiny fingers in Dash’s mouth. “Mmmm…” Dash was able to get out.

Dash places her hand on Fluttershy’s hip and begins to lightly caress and tickle underneath where the wings attach with her other hand undoing Fluttershy’s bra. With her mission accomplished, they soon were both in the nude and Dash felt like she was in heaven because Fluttershy’s skin was so creamy and soft, as she used the pads of her fingers slowly outlining her body. Fluttershy stirred and a small gasp escaped her lips as Dash’s fingers glided through her back in between her two wings. Dash started using her lips to outline Fluttershy’s body. Her kisses kept getting lower and lower. Fluttershy shifted her body to get even more comfortable as Dash was massaging her inner thighs with her face. Rainbow Dash sticks out her tongue and slides it up Fluttershy’s slit and over her clit, receiving a sexy gasp and a hip raise. But, she ran her tongue passed, over Fluttershy’s tummy and belly button, passed the milky white succulent breasts and to her neck. Fluttershy started to moan at the tingling feeling flowing through her body as Dash continues to suck and nibble on her neck and earlobe.

“I love you.” Fluttershy whispers.

Fluttershy was beginning to glow all over. She was entranced by the firm suppleness of Dash’s breast, the way the nipple felt against her palm and the way Dash rolled and moaned. Dash was sure to be gentle today. She herself was extremely happy for this moment. Fluttershy may sound very, very soft to almost inaudible, hardly more than wind whooshing passed wind chimes… but, Dash felt it. She felt all of Fluttershy’s muscle spasms of joy which motivated her and made her hunger for more.

Fluttershy parted her lips, descended and suckled Dash into her mouth. That took Dash by a slight surprise by the assertiveness causing her to jump and squirm, gasping pretty loud and burying her hands in Fluttershy’s hair restlessly combing her fingers through the silken tangles. Fluttershy did not stop there. She circled Dash’s nipple with her tongue, delighting in its texture, before flicking it and sucking it harder.

Dash drew her fingers over Fluttershy’s sex, nudging the labia open. It was hot and sticky and intricate. She rubbed Fluttershy there and without realizing she was moving too fast, she slides her finger inside Fluttershy’s vagina despite of their bodies’ motion rhythm. Fluttershy cried out a little stiffening as her back arched. For a hot second, Dash thought she hurt her Flutters. So, she was pulling her hand as quickly as she could away but was intercepted by Fluttershy’s hands indicating it wasn’t true. Fluttershy forced Dash’s hand closer and fingers back inside of her. Dash wriggled deeper inside and marveled at the heat and wetness… at the spongy, silky feel of Fluttershy’s insides. Fluttershy moved her hips with greater urgency.

Fluttershy’s body was trembling. She wanted to explode and orgasm. Dash pulls her hand away and starts licking her fingers of the delicious nectar that seeped out of Fluttershy’s sex. She hears little pleading whimpers to place them back inside Fluttershy’s love cave. Ignoring the invitation, Dash starts to do a 180 degree crawl on top of Fluttershy kissing every part of her love’s body that was in her path. Her ass was in the air and her wings stretched out to its full length. She adjusts her knees on both sides of Fluttershy straddling her. Her pussy was exposed above Fluttershy’s face as she was looking down at Fluttershy’s drooling.

Fluttershy instinctively drew her finger up the channel of Dash’s inner labia and over her swollen button rubbing it firmly... nudging it. She lifted her head and poked with her tongue. Dash felt the natural electrifying shock waves racing through her body by the teasing of Fluttershy. Dash’s clit was pulsing. She spread Fluttershy’s pussy lips apart and licked her own lips doing so. Fluttershy felt a circle being traced around her clit and then vacuum sucked arching her back once more. Dash pushed her hips down connecting her pussy in direct contact with Fluttershy’s mouth.

No hesitation, Fluttershy started sucking on Dash’s clit grabbing a hold of both Dash’s ass cheeks. Her head was attached rocking back and forth with Dash’s thrusts. She felt her Rainbow about to cum. Fluttershy lets Dash’s clit slide on its own as her tongue just lies out of her mouth. She maneuvers her arm and places two her of tiny fingers inside Dash still in action.

Dash started to flap her wings. She lifted her head briefly from Fluttershy’s pussy and cries out “OH FUCK!!!” she starts to levitate. “OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH! OMIGOSH! OH. MY. GOSH. FL-FLUTT-FLUTTERS!!!”

Fluttershy’s mini orgasms built up into one massive one. She wrapped her legs around Dash’s neck having to flap her wings underneath her just slightly. Both of them are greedily feasting on each other in mid air. Their fingers no longer capable of entering and exiting their bodies but shoved in as deep as they can go, wiggling inside. Their bodies twirled multiple times. A release happened, squirting cum shot out of each girl. Rainbow Dash fell on the bed on her back. Fluttershy turned around and landed on top of Dash tenderly.

Dainty kisses were planted as their bodies started to relax, still breathing as if they were one. Both of their cell phones beeped saying they each had a text message. Dash found the remote to the music box on the side table next to the bed and clicked the music off.

“W-we should get to lunch, Dashie!” Fluttershy starts to giggle again “Or, ummm… you should turn that music box back on and sing me another song… a li’l more of that, Boyz II Men…?”

“Cute. I’ll grab more suitable clothes. Ha. Ha.” Dash said in the most monotone tired voice ever.

Fluttershy responds in her usual sweet toned voice. “Ohhh! I was thinking about wearing one of your comfy shirts. The slightly bigger one with rainbows and a super happy smiley face on it?”

“Of course, Babe. And I’ll grab my hoodie just in case you get cold later.”

Fluttershy kisses Dash one more time before they headed out to the Dining Hall letting their phones continue to beep.

*******

“THANKS TABLE NUMBER 18 FOR THAT SPICE GIRLS SONG… TABLE NUMBER 2 YOU’RE ON!” Miss Scarlet announces on her microphone at her side table rolling a raffle ball twirler and reaches for the next number after table 2 already. "Before we go any further, I'd like to just thank the Piano Man for singing us our first song. Round of applause, please!"

Pinkie Pie starts to laugh when her peripherals caught sight of Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy kissing passionately outside the doors of the Dining Hall.

“Oh, THERE you two are!!! We’ve been eating appetizers the last 20 minutes.” Rarity says to the two tardy friends that completed their group. “This is NOT even fashionably late!”

“Yeah, you two are later than late! We ate your food and reordered you more! And don’t blame me for no more pies! Blame you know who if you know what I mean!” Pinkie says in her typical one breath and looking like she has a tick in her neck as she points over at Soarin.

“Eee-yeeeahhh, I did say we’d be late.” Dash starts to say.

“We’re really sorry.” Fluttershy whispers loud enough for all to hear.

“It’s okay.” Twilight says to them. “You look a lot better than earlier, Fluttershy.”

“What did we miss as far as talking about plans for this evening? If you don’t mind answering, that is…” Fluttershy says blushing sitting down next to Rarity.

The waitress brings over the entrées including two small plates of salad and an extra sampler platter for the late comers.

“Hit Me BABY One More TIME!” Table 16 ended out of tune receiving a lot of negative reactions.

Twilight thanks the waitress and watched the girl swaying her hips in a familiar fashion. She realizes who the server really was and clears her throat. To not have all the attention on her and be inquired about that, she answered Fluttershy’s question. “Since we received our invitations in the laundry room and noticed other envelopes… Pinkie delivered them to the other guests. Pinkie?”

Pinkie was munching on her side dish of carrot sticks she was dipping in Ranch dressing. “I was going to sing to everyone like I did for Gummy’s birthday, but, I just handed it over to the residents and asked how the dinner worked. Then I shared with the confused American tourists also invited how the dinner goes and what to expect…”

“Breathe, Pinkster!” Dash says.

In the background Miss Scarlet calls out table number 35.

“And get to one of the even more interesting things you gathered of all this.” Trixie added. “What table number are we?”

Pinkie takes a moment to deeply inhale a new bundle of air to continue. “The American tourists lost someone special to them too!!!”

“Wait till she tells you about the residents who are invited to dinner… Mrs. Peacock, we know already!” Rarity Miss Gossip adds. “We are table number 23… or 17? Who joined our table together and didn’t toss the second number aside? We can get called twice in a row because of this!”

“Table 12 ROUND 2!

“Why does that lady keep calling table numbers to sing?” Dash asks.

Fluttershy was quietly reading the flyer that was found in the laundry room and was super pale as she passed it to Dash.

“Oh.”

Pinkie starts to open her mouth to continue her findings but Miss Scarlet opened her mouth first!

Miss Scarlet reaches her arm in the raffle ball number thing and reads it and says “Table 16 was disqualified. Table 17 must come up!”

Rapid Fire grumbles “Someone jinxed us.”

“We got this.” Soarin says standing up and grabbing a surprised Spitfire.

Rainbow Dash just starts laughing.

(S)Where Did The Bartender Go, Hello!?

“You totally nailed that wave, Soarin!” Rainbow Dash goes for a high five.

“Oh mah Lordy!” Apple Jack says as she sees the hotel up close and in person.

“Yep, here is where we are residing for a couple weeks!” Soarin tells his two friends. “I think our ladies are still caught up at the Spa… let’s check out the bar in here!”

*******

“Oh snap, Dash! That was quite a story!” Soarin sweats from being overly excited. “Though, A.J., that story of yours, whew! Both of you!”

“Haha, you’re just a regular guy inside that extraordinary exterior of yours with fantasies and such!” Dash says taking a sip of her Malibu Coconut Rum with Pineapple.

“Ah’ll tell ya what, Soarin…” Apple Jack starts up a proposition. “If ya can tell us a story that can out beat the one’s we just told you of the past week… we’ll buy out all the rounds!”

Dash’s jaw drops but takes on the challenge if Soarin agrees. And, of course he did. “DEAL!” Soarin had said. “So the last time I had some is what I’m going to tell you about… and that was earlier today, last night? Anyway, it was before our flight here to London…”

“We’re a listenin!” Apple Jack says facing Soarin and raising her hand up for a refill.

“Yeah! We’re all ears!” Dash punches Soarin playfully on his arm. “We won’t interrupt you once!”

Soarin takes a sip of his drink and stretches. “Okay. It was right before the airport. All of us had to meet at the Wonderbolt Academy to go altogether on the plane. Spitfire and I got there first. We got there 3 hours before we had to. You know? To make sure things will be okay for the half a month we’re gone. She unlocked the door and turned on the lights. I went to check on the outside obstacle course.

When I got into the building I called for her. No response! So I went to the office and poked my head in and I was like ‘Oh, there you are, Babe!’ All she wore was a trench coat and her back was facing me. She ordered me to shut the door behind me and lock it in her drill sergeant voice. I did as I was told. She, then, went back to her normal voice and was like ‘How do you like your women, Soarin?’ That’s when I knew we were role playing. I pretended to stutter by saying ‘I, uhhh… don’t ummm… know how to, irrr answer that question! So sorry, Miss Spitfire!”

She turns around and strokes my arm purring at me saying ‘Do you like them naked?’ I continued to play back still stuttering ‘Ummm, well, you, see, I, irrr… any man would love them naked but I am on duty right now!’

‘Good! AWESOME! Your duty is to satisfy me!’ she states in a serious tone. I looked over at the desk and noticed that the Hard Apple Cider from your orchard, Apple Jack, was opened! So I said, ‘Why Miss Spitfire, you’ve been drinking… I don’t know if I should take advantage of you!’

She starts to unbutton my ruffled shirt. ‘Oh, I’ve been drinking but I’m sober enough to know I want you!’

‘I can’t do it. I could get into massive trouble. Or, what if you regret this in the future?’ I said.

‘I’m your boss, haha! I know what I want and I want to fuck you now! Right NOW! I can’t wait anymore. No more of this role playing foreplay!’ she out right said to me.

All of a sudden, my phone vibrated as she was up against me. She moaned real loud to the touch of the vibration. I said I had to answer that cause it was Fleetfoot and Rapidfire. She grumbled but paused regardless. Her face lit up when I told her that they were in traffic and we had the whole building to ourselves a whole extra hour… though we kept it in the office.

She finishes undressing me within seconds and I rose up to kiss her and was greeted with her lustful tongue. Our breaths turned heavy as we licked and sucked each other’s mouth. I slipped the trench coat right off her and started groping her breaking the kiss to dive for a nipple. Spitfire wraps her legs around me letting me feast for awhile. Then, when she decided I had enough of that, she guided me to the next nip!

At that point, I was sex drunk because, she was on the rag last week… I didn’t have any for that long leaving me simmering for it. ANYWAY, I was still servicing her breasts by tugging on them with my lips. She spread her legs open to invite my member inside her. I had to make her wait. I had to make her yearn for that. So I dropped on to my knees. I rubbed my cheek on her feathered pubes. All I thought of was Heaven as I reveled in her musk. I sucked over the top and munched my way down. I grabbed her hands and placed them on my head to give her a handle to hold on to while she took this wild ride.

Spitfire knew there was no stopping me now. I had given her the chance to change her mind but she refused to hear it. I was headed for her heat. I readied myself to feel what she had been churning over for the entire ride. She pushed my head and forced me lower and when I was at her slit… she yanked me by my hair onto her love cave! I took the hint and sucked her in, no more foreplay. My little vixen of a girlfriend was bitterly sweet as I tasted her warm juice on my tongue. She shook my head with her hand while her lower lips melted in my mouth. Tugging and sucking, I took more juice and felt her buck into my face.

Spitfire started to boil over and demanded more and more. This whole scenario had been one of anticipation and I wasn’t going to deny her what she wanted all along since I really needed it as well. I stuck my tongue out as far as it could come out… she kept raising her hips up at me continuously bucking my mouth. She screamed her orgasm all over my face!

I was so shocked at the force of that orgasm! She told me who was boss by that! I had to grip her by her ass to stay on target! As she released her lust into my mouth, I felt the heat in my throat to my loins. It was such a turn on to be able to render such pleasure to a woman. Spitfire took her ride as long as she could go and handle. She shuddered in the end, hardcore! The grip of hers on my hair had let go, she leaned backwards reflecting an afterglow. I had to catch her.

We both looked at each other. We marveled at our performance. However, apparently… that was just act one. I didn’t know that was just an intermission. Spitfire pushed me onto the office chair. She crawled to me and grabbed my ridged cock. She bent over to feed it to herself. Settling in, she stroked it and sucked it. I start to gasp and lifted up a little. Though, you know me… I’m a gentleman. I brushed her hair from her face and my crotch and held it back for her. She bobbed up and down, taking more and more with each thrust.

I was ready to burst! I was pretty much serviced to the point of explosion! I begged Spitfire to not finish me off. She rose up and kissed me. She turned around and took the doggie position, straddling the hump in the middle. It was the only good position possible with me sitting in that chair! I took the queue and slid the chair forwards directly behind her. I grabbed my throbbing shaft and rubbed it in her slit. She moaned at its touch. I joked with her asking if I should put a condom on still teasing her with the tip of my penis head. I didn’t put one on… we’re trying to have a baby actually… but don’t tell anyone. Your ladies will flower her with a different type of attention and things get into girl’s heads when it comes to baby talk… no offense…

Okay, okay… the story is almost over… really…

She was like ‘No! Fuck me raw!’ She demanded it actually. So, I started rubbing her clit. When I reached her hole, that’s when I popped myself inside really hard and deep. I pulled out and repeated. She called me an asshole jerk for being a tease. So the third time doing that I just forced it in and pulled it out and in again, increasing speed.

Before long, I wasn’t even thrusting upwards. She was bouncing up and down. I purposefully pulled out and rubbed her clit left and right and just as abruptly I shoved my penis back inside her. Torture, just pure torture… Spitfire wanted more but I wasn’t giving it. She was forced to cum with only my cock head to do it. No amount of effort could cram more of my meat into her but she tried really hard. I pulled it out again and rubbed her clit as she trembled. I placed myself back inside her again. She started to sob and collapsed her chest on the desk and her ass still in my arms.

I slowed my pace down stroking her ass waiting for her sobs to fade. When Spitfire calmed down, I decided to play and tease her with my thumb while I kept my own self hard by stroking myself. She reacted and knew what I was doing. She had her breather and rose again to take me in one more time.

I was still being the asshole jerk doing the same thing I was prior to the short lived break. And she begged me with the single word of ‘PLEASE’. So, I let her have all of it. She felt the rush of my meat cramming into her. She instinctively arched her back. The force was so great. My balls hit her clit with a slap and tingles raced from her groin to her tits. I heard her say ‘MY GOD!’ as I held it inside of her which felt like forever. Once she was accustomed to the invasion, I grinded it into her then backed it out and did it again.

I savoured every inch of her sheath. She was going to take all of me and take it with force. She wanted it. To be fucked is what she wanted and fucked is what I provided her with. I went faster, speeding both of us into paradise. I had no choice but to drive my manhood in with extreme speed.

Spitfire took it. She took the pace. Her clit heated up and puckered with each hard kiss of my balls. She welcomed it. She needed it. She was getting it. It turned into a brutal scene. Her ass stung, her clit burned, her tits ached from the caressing of act one.

A wail started from somewhere, me or her, who knows. It was quiet at first but it got louder. It peaked in pitch and pierced out ears, going nowhere in the sound proof office. Another yell joined in and both our sounds mingled. One no louder than the other, both heard the screams of ecstasy as our work yielded the pleasure. Like any siren the sound dwindled but then turned into small shrieks and grunts.

I felt her pussy trembling on my shaft and wondered if it was more like a quiver. I know, stupid me, in the middle of sex I debate about something like that. But at that point it really didn’t matter cause just then my own hips shuttered as well. Spitfire could only spasm and pant at that moment. Her senses had left her in a moment of Zen. The cum shooting inside her twat, the force of my ramming, and the sounds of our screaming were all she remembered after the grand finale as her nerves trembled with exhaustion.

I knew I had another round in me… but I didn’t think Spitfire wanted it. So I went back into roll playing mode and said in her ear ‘Are you satisfied or do you want more?’

All she got out was ‘It’ll do.’ And she closed her eyes and rested.

All of a sudden we heard the intercom on her desk asked me, ‘WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO SPITFIRE!?’ and lots of giggles. The monitor room was the only thing I didn’t turn off and couldn’t turn off just for safety purposes while we’re gone!

The End.”

“Oh my God…” Dash says.

Apple Jack was floored. “Ah guess we are ta pay the tab!”

“Oh! This is what I sent Spitfire just before the plane took off!” Soarin showed off the picture on his phone. “Don’t worry… I’m paying for everything, your stories in my mind still out beat mine… and I just aroused myself again.”

“Let me see too!” Vinyl Scratch says from behind the three sitting at the bar and gets their attention. “Do I get a drink for listening?”

Soarin turns around and shows the new comer. “When did you get here?”

Vinyl answers “Oh, you know… the very beginning of the story!” she smirks.

“Yer face looks mighty glossy!” Apple Jack observes her friend.

“Your hair is all wet and everything!” Dash added.

“I left. The talk was becoming way too girly for me! And so I ventured off because I was told you three were here and I figured the bar! Ha ha!” explains Vinyl.

“Well, you definitely need that drink… I am not even going to ask how long you lasted with all that gossip stuff!” Soarin waves for the bartender. “Ugh. Where is this guy?! We need to find a liquor store!”

“I have a joke, while we wait for the guy to come back.” Vinyl says.

“Let’s hear it!” Dash says with lots of interest.

“Man who feels inside pockets… feels money, feels rich. Man who feels holes inside pockets… feels BALLS!” Vinyl says starting to laugh with the others. “It’s more like an ASIAN proverb. Ah ha… my girlfriend is so damn Asian it’s cute!”