Razor vs Snowflameby RazortheAwesomeChaptersIntroThe FightThe EndIntroMehrunes Dagon Razor vs Snowflame by RazortheAwesome DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fanbased work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of Lauren Faust. Snowflame is the property of DC comics. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release. Before you start I highly recommend you read this story as this one takes place in the same continuity as it. Chapter 1: Meet Razor After a while Snowflame and the three Cutie Mark Crusaders left Sugarcube corner. Apparently when Snowflame said he wanted more cupcakes he neglected to mention that he didn’t just want one, he wanted fifty. At the same time. “So Snowflame...” Applebloom asked him as they walked back out into the streets of Ponyville. “Do ya’ll have anything important tah do today?” "Yeah cause we were thinking of trying for superhero cutie marks,” Scootaloo interjected before either of them could say anything else. “And since you’re here we thought that maybe it would be great if you helped us out.” “Hmm...” Snowflame said as he brought his right hand to his chin. “Snowflame thinks that...” Right as he was about to suggest that the four of them try for super VILLAIN cutie marks instead, somepony that wasn’t any of the three crusaders interrupted him. “SNOWFLAME!!!” At the sound of that, the four of them turned their attention down the street. To the surprise of all of them, including Snowflame. Standing less than a block away from them was another human. The human in question was just as tall as Snowflame was, and had more or less the same build, though he seemed to be a bit thinner. His skin was a slightly more tan color than Snowflame’s pale white skin, as if this human had spent much more time out in the sun. His mane, or hair as Snowflame referred to it, was light brown in color and ran just barely past his neck, making it slightly shorter than Snowflame’s. The other human’s mane was kind of unkempt, but then again so was Snowflame’s. His eyes were emerald green in color and were slightly larger than Snowflame’s. The clothes that this human wore were vastly different from Snowflame’s one piece red jumpsuit. Instead, this human wore a simple pair of pants and a T-shirt, both of which were separate from each other. The shirt was a black and had the picture of an A with a circle around it (more commonly known as the anarchy symbol to some ponies) that was on fire. His pants were dark green and had a pair of chains coming out from his back pockets to his belt line hanging on both sides. Other than that, the shoes he wore were a pair of simple black sneakers and on his hands he wore a pair of dark grey, fingerless gloves. Despite him being human, his mane/hair combined with the symbol on his shirt was what allowed Applebloom to recognize him. “Razor!” She said to him in a mixture of both shock and confusion. “Hey Applebloom,” the human replied to her with a bright smile on his face. “Hey CMC’s.” “Why do you look like Snowflame?” asked Thrac------ Sweetie Belle, who was just as confused as Applebloom. Razor just let out a light chuckle before he answered them. “I had Twilight turn me into a human for a day,” Razor said to her as he walked closer to the four of them. “Why?” asked Scootaloo as if she was speaking in tandem with her two crusader friends. “Well, its because of Snowflame here,” Razor said to her as he stopped right in front of him. Now that they were closer together, the Cutie Mark Crusaders could see that Snowflame still had at least an inch or two on Razor in height. They could also see that on Razor’s face, the cheerful smile he wore had changed to that of his characteristic smirk. While the Cutie Mark Crusaders themselves had never seen this look before, the few townsponies that had knew that Razor’s smirk was synonymous with “Shit’s about to go down.” “Snowflame doesn-,” before Snowflame could finish his sentence, Razor grabbed him by his face with his left hand. Snowflame’s eyes widened in shock as Razor grabbed him, he didn’t see that coming. Once Razor had Snowflame in his grasp, he jumped up into the air and took Snowflame with him. They only got a little more than two feet off the ground before there was a sudden burst of emerald green light. Once it was gone, Razor and Snowflame were nowhere to be seen. Razor had teleported them away. The Cutie Mark Crusaders could only stand completely still with their mouths agape in awe of what just happened. In the span of only a few moments, their sister’s friend, who as long as they had known him had been a pony, turned himself into a human, grabbed Snowflame by his face in a motion that they could swear that they would have missed if they blinked, and then once he had him, jumped up and teleported the two of them away. Needless to say, none of them really had any words for what they had just seen. “What in the hay did we just see?” asked Applebloom, who was the first to regain her composure. “No idea,” Scootaloo replied. She never took her eyes off of the spot where Razor and Snowflame just stood. “Should we...” Sweetie Belle began to say as she turned to face her friends. “Should we tell Daedalus?” “Nah, I’m sure they’ll be fine,” Scootaloo replied as she finally tore her eyes from the scene and began to turn around. “You sure,” Applebloom asked with obvious concern for her sister’s friend. “Yeah I’m sure,” Scootaloo replied. In truth she had no idea, but she didn’t know what else to say. “Come on,” She said to her fellow Crusaders as she began to walk away. Sweetie Belle followed right behind her. “I wanna see if we can finish building that statue.” “Wasn’t it you who said that we were running out of ideas?” Sweetie Belle asked her as they walked away. “I’m bored okay!” Scootaloo replied to her friend. “Why don’t we just try and get our superhero cutie marks instead?” "Cause we needed Snowflame for that?” Scootaloo replied again before she turned her had back to face Applebloom. “Applebloom come on!” “Wah, oh right. Sorry.” Applebloom quickly said back to her friend as her attention was torn away from the spot she was looking. Without wasting a second she turned back around and galloped towards her friends. As much as she wanted to keep looking, as if that would somehow help her know what was going on, she knew that she wouldn’t get any answers from that. With that she then rejoined her friends. After all they still had some crusading to do, with or without Snowflame. The FightChapter 2: The Pony vs The Supervillain Mehrunes Dagon Razor vs Snowflame Grand Ball by Turmion Kätilöt Meanwhile in a remote, yet open patch of dirt in the Everfree forest that was surrounded by trees and vegetation of all kinds, a flash of emerald green light suddenly lit up the sky as two humans appeared several feet above the ground. The second the two of them had appeared, Razor threw Snowflame down into the clearing. Snowflame hit the ground face down with enough force to form a small, yet sizable crater as well as create several lengthy cracks in the ground that ran away from him. Yet despite all that, he didn’t appear to have a scratch on him. Shortly after he hit the ground, Razor landed on his feet a little more than ten feet away from him. “A blow like that would have sent any ordinary man reeling,” Snowflame said as he began to push himself up off of the ground. White flames began to form around his body as he did. “But I am not ordinary man,” he continued as he got back to his feet and turned around to face Razor. “Lets go Snowflame,” The look on his face more reminiscent of a sadistic grin rather than the smug look he had wore while he was in town. “You wish to fight Snowflame?” Snowflame said as the white flames around his body began to increase in intensity. “You see before you a man on fire. A man who craves any excuse to burn brighter!” Snowflame practically yelled at the top of his lungs as the white flames around his body began to shoot up in intensity. Razor just let out a slight chuckle at that. “You see that’s the thing,” Razor said to him as he held up both his hands. “You see, fire is my element. Fire is my paint, and you...” Razor began to say before orange flames suddenly appeared around both his hands. “are my canvas.” The second he let out those last words, the flames on his hands shot up to match the intensity of Snowflame’s fire. “Snowflame feels no pa-!” Snowflame began to say before Razor quickly ran up and punched him in the face. While he didn’t teleport, he moved with a speed that most would have missed if they so much as blinked. It was like he teleported without the use of any magic. Unlike Iron Will, who barely made Snowflame flinch when he punched him, Razor’s punch actually did send Snowflame reeling. While it wasn’t enough to knock him off his feet, Razor’s punch actually did cause Snowflame to turn his head like one normally would if they got punched in the face, like if someone actually felt pain. To say that Snowflame didn’t expect that to happen would have been an understatement. Razor, not about to let a golden opportunity pass him by, connected his punch with another one the second he saw Snowflame reeling against his first blow. After that he immediately connected with another punch, and then another, and another, all the while the flames on his hands never died down. After the fifth punch or so to Snowflame’s face, Razor then pulled back and punched Snowflame right in the gut, which like before he did react to. Still, Razor wasn’t done yet, the second he was done with that he pulled his fist back from his gut and threw another punch at Snowflame’s face. Right before his punch could connect though, Snowflame suddenly reached up and grabbed Razor’s fist. Without even wasting a second, Snowflame leaned forward and head butted Razor in the face, which caused him to reel back this time. As he did the orange flames on his hands died out as he did. Now that he had him, Snowflame immediately kneed Razor in the stomach. Razor felt himself throw up a bit as Snowflame’s knee connected with him. Snowflame hit hard. Snowflame didn’t waste any time and pulled his knee back before hitting Razor again with his opposite knee. Before his knee hit Razor however, Razor’s instincts kicked in and he brought his left arm out in front of him to block the knee. Instead of hitting Razor, Snowflame’s knee hit a green forcefield. Not even a second later, an emerald green glow wrapped itself on Snowflame’s hand and tore it away from Razor’s fist. With his hand now free Razor pulled away, but not before Snowflame managed to throw a punch with his opposite hand. Razor instinctively put up both his hands to block Snowflame’s punch as magic flowed outward from him. He was successful, as Snowflame hit the green forcefield that Razor put around himself instead of hitting him. The force of the blow however was enough to knock Razor several feet back. He slid on his feet for a few moments before he skidded to a stop. “I feel now pain pony!” Snowflame yelled at him, the flames on his body still as intense as ever. “Although I relish your feeble attempts to inflict it!” “Hey Snowflame,” Razor said to him as he dropped his arms back to his sides. “Do me a favor. Shut your trap and just fight me already.” The second that last word left Razor’s mouth, orange flames suddenly enveloped his entire body to the point where he was completely on fire. The fire was intense it threatened to set the nearby trees on fire just from its head. Although like Snowflame his clothes were fine. Snowflame didn’t say anything in response and instead just ran at Razor with his fist drawn for another punch. Razor quickly ran at Snowflame and threw his own punch. Their fists hit each other with enough force to send out a shock wave that could be felt through most of the Everfree forest. The force of their collision also knocked away the flames on both their bodies as they stood there and relished in the force of the blow. The ground beneath them shook a little and began to break under their feet. They held that spot for a few more moments before they both pulled away and Razor threw another punch at Snowflame, the fire on his hands reignited as he did. Snowflame quickly swatted his hand away before it hit him and counted with a roundhouse kick to Razor’s head. Razor quickly held up his hand and put up a small force field to block Snowflame’s kick. Regular blocks wouldn’t do anything against Snowflame it seemed. Razor then pushed Snowflame’s leg away and came at him with his own roundhouse kick. Snowflame however, quickly backed up and threw his own kick at Razor with his opposing leg. Their kicks hit each other and knocked the flames off of each other as they did. Once they pulled their legs back they quickly jumped back away from each other. The second Razor landed he quickly held out his hands and conjured up a pair of fireballs. The second Razor saw Snowflame land back on his feet he let loose and threw both fireballs at him. Snowflame didn’t move and just let the fireballs hit him. Both exploded with enough force to take out a tree the second they made contact. Razor wasn’t about to take any chances though and quickly conjured up more and threw them at Snowflame. He threw so many fireballs at Snowflame so quickly one would think he was in some sort of rapid pie throwing contest, if one existed that is, and every fireball he through exploded the second it hit its target. Right as Razor was about to throw his thirty-fifth fireball or so, Snowflame suddenly ran out of the explosion of fire right towards Razor. Razor’s eyes widened in shock as he saw Snowflame approaching him. Right before Snowflame could hit him with another punch though, Razor quickly held up his left right arm and put up another forcefield to stop his blow. Not deterred in the slightest, Snowflame pulled back and threw another punch at Razor. Razor blocked it like before, but this time he did something different. Right as Snowflame’s fist got close to him, instead of hitting a forcefield like he had before, his and arm were suddenly enveloped in an emerald green glow. “So he can’t defend against magic threads,” Razor thought to himself as he held Snowflame’s arm still. “That gives me somewhat of an advantage.” Without even wasting a second, Razor lifted up Snowflame by his arm, spun him around and threw him into a nearby tree several feet away. Snowflame crashed through the tree like it was paper, flipped over and landed back on his feet, only to come face to face with another fireball. The fireball exploded just as it hit him. Once the explosion cleared however, Snowflame stood unharmed with his arms cross over his face and chest Snowflame let his arms fall to his sides and ran at Razor only to see that Razor was right in front of him. Razor went low and came up with an uppercut right to Snowflame’s gut. Snowflame took the blow as he had before. Razor however, didn’t even waste a second connecting to his next attack, as he knew Snowflame couldn’t feel pain. He quickly pulled his fist back and punched Snowflame several times in the chest. Each punch knocked Snowflame back a bit, but still Snowflame took them all in stride. Still not about to let up, Razor punched Snowflame two more times, then jumped up, flipped over, and kicked Snowflame in the head with a move that could only be described as a “flash kick.” Snowflame was stunned a little by the kick, yet he wasn’t knocked off his feet like Razor hoped he would be. Still, it allowed Razor to flip over and back onto his feet. The second he was on the ground again, he ran at Snowflame. Snowflame however, recovered first and threw another punch right as Razor as he got back up. Razor wasn’t prepared for that and threw up his guard as best as he could, but he was to late and Snowflame punched right through his force field right as he put it up. Snowflame then stepped forward and punched Razor again, again breaking through another force field right as Razor put it up. Snowflame then threw one last punch. Razor instinctively threw up both his hands and put up another force field. This he was successful. Snowflame punched Razor as hard as he could. Although he didn’t punch through Razor’s force field like he did before, the force of his punched sent Razor flying back several feet. Razor flew backwards and crashed through several trees before finally stopping as he hit one last large tree. The resulting impact actually caused Razor to crash into the tree, creating a sort of “human Razor” imprint in it. Razor stayed stuck in the tree for a few moments before he fell out and onto his knees. He struggled to stand for a few moments, as his legs felt like they could barely hold him up. Not only that, but his head was bleeding as a few trickles of blood ran down the right and left sides of his head. From his spot on the ground, Razor looked back up at Snowflame, who stood several feet away from him, the white flames beginning to form around his body again. He wasn’t running towards him like he was before, but instead just stood where he was and struck a pose that seemed to say, “Come at me bro,” just like he did with Trixie earlier. The second that sight hit his eyes, Razor just laughed to himself and began to stand back up. It took him a moment to do so, and his body seemed to hang limp as he got back up onto his feet, but then he looked back up and shot his gaze back towards Snowflame. As their eyes met, orange flames suddenly enveloped Razor entire body and burned with just as much intensity as before. The look he wore wasn’t the same sadistic grin as before, it was more like that of a child who was having way to much fun. At that, Razor screamed and started to run back towards Snowflame. Snowflame did the same and ran towards Razor howling at the top of his lungs. Neither Razor nor Snowflame were done yet, not by a long shot. As they ran at each other, they were so preoccupied with their battle that neither of them noticed a round, mechanical device fall from the sky. The EndChapter 3: Retribution Right as the two of them were about to hit each other, a round, mechanical device about the size of a coffee pot dropped out from the sky and landed a few feet away from them. Snowflame didn’t notice it, but Razor did, and the moment he saw it, only one thing ran through his mind. “Well buck me.” Suddenly, the device let out a high pitch screeching noise as it activated. A sort of EMP like field shot out from the device and spread out over a radius of a few yards. The second Razor and Snowflame were enveloped in the devices’ field, the flames on both their bodies were suddenly extinguished, as if someone took away all the oxygen in the area and the flames just died. Not only that, but Razor’s human form was whisked away just as quickly as his fire had been. Thus, he was no longer a human, but the grey unicorn everyone knew him as. “Woah, woah wooooaaaaahhhhhh,” Razor said aloud he was no longer able to keep his balance due to ponies not being able to walk on two legs.... hooves. Without any way to hold himself up, Razor tripped forward and rolled over several times on the ground. Snowflame, who was just as surprised by this turn of events as Razor, tripped over him and fell flat on his face. Razor rolled forward a little bit more before he stopped and landed on his back. Confused as all hell, Snowflame pushed himself back up and turned around to see what had happened. The insane human he had been fighting was no longer there. Instead in its place was a dark grey unicorn with emerald green eyes and the same mane and a very similar tail. On his flank he had the same cutie mark that the human wore on his shirt. Snowflame didn’t move, and only watched as the unicorn sat up and rubbed its head with a hoof. Given the evidence, Snowflame had to conclude that this grey unicorn was Razor. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a large, tan colored pegasus flew down from the sky and landed right in front of the grey unicorn. The pegasus was larger than average for a pony, almost as large as Big Mac even. His mane and tail were shorter than normal and were black in color. His cutie mark resembled a T-square crossed with a pen in the shape of an X, and on his face he wore a pair of round glasses while around his neck he wore a red tie. At the sight of him, the unicorn scooted back slightly and let out a nervous laugh. “Uh ha ha... Now Daedalus I assure you there is a very goo...” The pegasus wouldn’t have any of it, and without a word it picked up Razor by his tail with his hoof, lifted him up over his head and slammed him into the ground with enough force to break it under him. Then, without a second’s delay, he picked up Razor again and slammed him into the ground again, and again, and then one more time. After the fourth time, he picked Razor up and looked at him real quick. However, he didn’t even look at him more than two seconds before he lifted him over his head again and threw him into the ground behind him. That done, the pegasus let out a loud, exasperated sigh and walked on over to Snowflame. Snowflame just sat still as the pegasus approached him. “I am terribly sorry about my roommate,” the pegasus said to him in a rather calm voice. “He’s... He’s well... kind of an idiot.” “It’s okay,” Snowflame replied to the pegasus as he stood back up. “Snowflame hasn’t felt that high in a long time.” “High?” “Yes!” Snowflame said as he brushed himself off “The more people fight Snowflame the greater Snowflame’s high becomes and the stronger Snowflame gets!” “Neat,” was all the pegasus could respond to him with. The expression on his face completely deadpanned as he said it. That done, the pegasus then turned back around and walked back over towards Razor. Once he reached him, the pegasus lifted him up onto his back and continued to walk out of the forest. On his way out, he walked over to the coffee pot like device and picked it up with his teeth. With his roommate and his device, the pegasus walked into the trees and out of sight. Snowflame just stood still for a few moments and watched them go until they were out of sight. Once they were gone, he then proceeded to walk out of the forest himself. -Some time later- About a forty-five minutes later, Snowflame was out of the Everfree forest and back in Ponyville. Surprisingly, Snowflame knew his way through the forest better than most ponies. As he walked through the town though, something caught his eye. “Oh so the head was backwards,” Applebloom said as she finally put the head on the now completed statue of the silver monkey. “That’s what I've been trying to tell you!” Sweetie Belle said, now thoroughly annoyed. “Great!” Scootaloo shouted as she saw the statue completed. “So did we get our statue building cutie marks!?” Enthusiastically, the three crusaders all turned to look at their flanks, which to the not surprise and disappointment of all of them, were still blank. The End Author's Note I wrote this entire thing in about the span of three hours so yeah. Also I'm working on changing around and improving my writing style a little bit so yeah, all feedback is appreciated. Thank you Oh and for those of you who are curious as to what Mehrune's Dagon Razor's human form looks like, well it looks kind of like this. Art courtesy of DaedaltheusXIV:
IntroMehrunes Dagon Razor vs Snowflame by RazortheAwesome DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fanbased work of prose. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the property of Hasbro, and the reinvention of Lauren Faust. Snowflame is the property of DC comics. No copyright infringement is intended, please support the official release. Before you start I highly recommend you read this story as this one takes place in the same continuity as it. Chapter 1: Meet Razor After a while Snowflame and the three Cutie Mark Crusaders left Sugarcube corner. Apparently when Snowflame said he wanted more cupcakes he neglected to mention that he didn’t just want one, he wanted fifty. At the same time. “So Snowflame...” Applebloom asked him as they walked back out into the streets of Ponyville. “Do ya’ll have anything important tah do today?” "Yeah cause we were thinking of trying for superhero cutie marks,” Scootaloo interjected before either of them could say anything else. “And since you’re here we thought that maybe it would be great if you helped us out.” “Hmm...” Snowflame said as he brought his right hand to his chin. “Snowflame thinks that...” Right as he was about to suggest that the four of them try for super VILLAIN cutie marks instead, somepony that wasn’t any of the three crusaders interrupted him. “SNOWFLAME!!!” At the sound of that, the four of them turned their attention down the street. To the surprise of all of them, including Snowflame. Standing less than a block away from them was another human. The human in question was just as tall as Snowflame was, and had more or less the same build, though he seemed to be a bit thinner. His skin was a slightly more tan color than Snowflame’s pale white skin, as if this human had spent much more time out in the sun. His mane, or hair as Snowflame referred to it, was light brown in color and ran just barely past his neck, making it slightly shorter than Snowflame’s. The other human’s mane was kind of unkempt, but then again so was Snowflame’s. His eyes were emerald green in color and were slightly larger than Snowflame’s. The clothes that this human wore were vastly different from Snowflame’s one piece red jumpsuit. Instead, this human wore a simple pair of pants and a T-shirt, both of which were separate from each other. The shirt was a black and had the picture of an A with a circle around it (more commonly known as the anarchy symbol to some ponies) that was on fire. His pants were dark green and had a pair of chains coming out from his back pockets to his belt line hanging on both sides. Other than that, the shoes he wore were a pair of simple black sneakers and on his hands he wore a pair of dark grey, fingerless gloves. Despite him being human, his mane/hair combined with the symbol on his shirt was what allowed Applebloom to recognize him. “Razor!” She said to him in a mixture of both shock and confusion. “Hey Applebloom,” the human replied to her with a bright smile on his face. “Hey CMC’s.” “Why do you look like Snowflame?” asked Thrac------ Sweetie Belle, who was just as confused as Applebloom. Razor just let out a light chuckle before he answered them. “I had Twilight turn me into a human for a day,” Razor said to her as he walked closer to the four of them. “Why?” asked Scootaloo as if she was speaking in tandem with her two crusader friends. “Well, its because of Snowflame here,” Razor said to her as he stopped right in front of him. Now that they were closer together, the Cutie Mark Crusaders could see that Snowflame still had at least an inch or two on Razor in height. They could also see that on Razor’s face, the cheerful smile he wore had changed to that of his characteristic smirk. While the Cutie Mark Crusaders themselves had never seen this look before, the few townsponies that had knew that Razor’s smirk was synonymous with “Shit’s about to go down.” “Snowflame doesn-,” before Snowflame could finish his sentence, Razor grabbed him by his face with his left hand. Snowflame’s eyes widened in shock as Razor grabbed him, he didn’t see that coming. Once Razor had Snowflame in his grasp, he jumped up into the air and took Snowflame with him. They only got a little more than two feet off the ground before there was a sudden burst of emerald green light. Once it was gone, Razor and Snowflame were nowhere to be seen. Razor had teleported them away. The Cutie Mark Crusaders could only stand completely still with their mouths agape in awe of what just happened. In the span of only a few moments, their sister’s friend, who as long as they had known him had been a pony, turned himself into a human, grabbed Snowflame by his face in a motion that they could swear that they would have missed if they blinked, and then once he had him, jumped up and teleported the two of them away. Needless to say, none of them really had any words for what they had just seen. “What in the hay did we just see?” asked Applebloom, who was the first to regain her composure. “No idea,” Scootaloo replied. She never took her eyes off of the spot where Razor and Snowflame just stood. “Should we...” Sweetie Belle began to say as she turned to face her friends. “Should we tell Daedalus?” “Nah, I’m sure they’ll be fine,” Scootaloo replied as she finally tore her eyes from the scene and began to turn around. “You sure,” Applebloom asked with obvious concern for her sister’s friend. “Yeah I’m sure,” Scootaloo replied. In truth she had no idea, but she didn’t know what else to say. “Come on,” She said to her fellow Crusaders as she began to walk away. Sweetie Belle followed right behind her. “I wanna see if we can finish building that statue.” “Wasn’t it you who said that we were running out of ideas?” Sweetie Belle asked her as they walked away. “I’m bored okay!” Scootaloo replied to her friend. “Why don’t we just try and get our superhero cutie marks instead?” "Cause we needed Snowflame for that?” Scootaloo replied again before she turned her had back to face Applebloom. “Applebloom come on!” “Wah, oh right. Sorry.” Applebloom quickly said back to her friend as her attention was torn away from the spot she was looking. Without wasting a second she turned back around and galloped towards her friends. As much as she wanted to keep looking, as if that would somehow help her know what was going on, she knew that she wouldn’t get any answers from that. With that she then rejoined her friends. After all they still had some crusading to do, with or without Snowflame.
The FightChapter 2: The Pony vs The Supervillain Mehrunes Dagon Razor vs Snowflame Grand Ball by Turmion Kätilöt Meanwhile in a remote, yet open patch of dirt in the Everfree forest that was surrounded by trees and vegetation of all kinds, a flash of emerald green light suddenly lit up the sky as two humans appeared several feet above the ground. The second the two of them had appeared, Razor threw Snowflame down into the clearing. Snowflame hit the ground face down with enough force to form a small, yet sizable crater as well as create several lengthy cracks in the ground that ran away from him. Yet despite all that, he didn’t appear to have a scratch on him. Shortly after he hit the ground, Razor landed on his feet a little more than ten feet away from him. “A blow like that would have sent any ordinary man reeling,” Snowflame said as he began to push himself up off of the ground. White flames began to form around his body as he did. “But I am not ordinary man,” he continued as he got back to his feet and turned around to face Razor. “Lets go Snowflame,” The look on his face more reminiscent of a sadistic grin rather than the smug look he had wore while he was in town. “You wish to fight Snowflame?” Snowflame said as the white flames around his body began to increase in intensity. “You see before you a man on fire. A man who craves any excuse to burn brighter!” Snowflame practically yelled at the top of his lungs as the white flames around his body began to shoot up in intensity. Razor just let out a slight chuckle at that. “You see that’s the thing,” Razor said to him as he held up both his hands. “You see, fire is my element. Fire is my paint, and you...” Razor began to say before orange flames suddenly appeared around both his hands. “are my canvas.” The second he let out those last words, the flames on his hands shot up to match the intensity of Snowflame’s fire. “Snowflame feels no pa-!” Snowflame began to say before Razor quickly ran up and punched him in the face. While he didn’t teleport, he moved with a speed that most would have missed if they so much as blinked. It was like he teleported without the use of any magic. Unlike Iron Will, who barely made Snowflame flinch when he punched him, Razor’s punch actually did send Snowflame reeling. While it wasn’t enough to knock him off his feet, Razor’s punch actually did cause Snowflame to turn his head like one normally would if they got punched in the face, like if someone actually felt pain. To say that Snowflame didn’t expect that to happen would have been an understatement. Razor, not about to let a golden opportunity pass him by, connected his punch with another one the second he saw Snowflame reeling against his first blow. After that he immediately connected with another punch, and then another, and another, all the while the flames on his hands never died down. After the fifth punch or so to Snowflame’s face, Razor then pulled back and punched Snowflame right in the gut, which like before he did react to. Still, Razor wasn’t done yet, the second he was done with that he pulled his fist back from his gut and threw another punch at Snowflame’s face. Right before his punch could connect though, Snowflame suddenly reached up and grabbed Razor’s fist. Without even wasting a second, Snowflame leaned forward and head butted Razor in the face, which caused him to reel back this time. As he did the orange flames on his hands died out as he did. Now that he had him, Snowflame immediately kneed Razor in the stomach. Razor felt himself throw up a bit as Snowflame’s knee connected with him. Snowflame hit hard. Snowflame didn’t waste any time and pulled his knee back before hitting Razor again with his opposite knee. Before his knee hit Razor however, Razor’s instincts kicked in and he brought his left arm out in front of him to block the knee. Instead of hitting Razor, Snowflame’s knee hit a green forcefield. Not even a second later, an emerald green glow wrapped itself on Snowflame’s hand and tore it away from Razor’s fist. With his hand now free Razor pulled away, but not before Snowflame managed to throw a punch with his opposite hand. Razor instinctively put up both his hands to block Snowflame’s punch as magic flowed outward from him. He was successful, as Snowflame hit the green forcefield that Razor put around himself instead of hitting him. The force of the blow however was enough to knock Razor several feet back. He slid on his feet for a few moments before he skidded to a stop. “I feel now pain pony!” Snowflame yelled at him, the flames on his body still as intense as ever. “Although I relish your feeble attempts to inflict it!” “Hey Snowflame,” Razor said to him as he dropped his arms back to his sides. “Do me a favor. Shut your trap and just fight me already.” The second that last word left Razor’s mouth, orange flames suddenly enveloped his entire body to the point where he was completely on fire. The fire was intense it threatened to set the nearby trees on fire just from its head. Although like Snowflame his clothes were fine. Snowflame didn’t say anything in response and instead just ran at Razor with his fist drawn for another punch. Razor quickly ran at Snowflame and threw his own punch. Their fists hit each other with enough force to send out a shock wave that could be felt through most of the Everfree forest. The force of their collision also knocked away the flames on both their bodies as they stood there and relished in the force of the blow. The ground beneath them shook a little and began to break under their feet. They held that spot for a few more moments before they both pulled away and Razor threw another punch at Snowflame, the fire on his hands reignited as he did. Snowflame quickly swatted his hand away before it hit him and counted with a roundhouse kick to Razor’s head. Razor quickly held up his hand and put up a small force field to block Snowflame’s kick. Regular blocks wouldn’t do anything against Snowflame it seemed. Razor then pushed Snowflame’s leg away and came at him with his own roundhouse kick. Snowflame however, quickly backed up and threw his own kick at Razor with his opposing leg. Their kicks hit each other and knocked the flames off of each other as they did. Once they pulled their legs back they quickly jumped back away from each other. The second Razor landed he quickly held out his hands and conjured up a pair of fireballs. The second Razor saw Snowflame land back on his feet he let loose and threw both fireballs at him. Snowflame didn’t move and just let the fireballs hit him. Both exploded with enough force to take out a tree the second they made contact. Razor wasn’t about to take any chances though and quickly conjured up more and threw them at Snowflame. He threw so many fireballs at Snowflame so quickly one would think he was in some sort of rapid pie throwing contest, if one existed that is, and every fireball he through exploded the second it hit its target. Right as Razor was about to throw his thirty-fifth fireball or so, Snowflame suddenly ran out of the explosion of fire right towards Razor. Razor’s eyes widened in shock as he saw Snowflame approaching him. Right before Snowflame could hit him with another punch though, Razor quickly held up his left right arm and put up another forcefield to stop his blow. Not deterred in the slightest, Snowflame pulled back and threw another punch at Razor. Razor blocked it like before, but this time he did something different. Right as Snowflame’s fist got close to him, instead of hitting a forcefield like he had before, his and arm were suddenly enveloped in an emerald green glow. “So he can’t defend against magic threads,” Razor thought to himself as he held Snowflame’s arm still. “That gives me somewhat of an advantage.” Without even wasting a second, Razor lifted up Snowflame by his arm, spun him around and threw him into a nearby tree several feet away. Snowflame crashed through the tree like it was paper, flipped over and landed back on his feet, only to come face to face with another fireball. The fireball exploded just as it hit him. Once the explosion cleared however, Snowflame stood unharmed with his arms cross over his face and chest Snowflame let his arms fall to his sides and ran at Razor only to see that Razor was right in front of him. Razor went low and came up with an uppercut right to Snowflame’s gut. Snowflame took the blow as he had before. Razor however, didn’t even waste a second connecting to his next attack, as he knew Snowflame couldn’t feel pain. He quickly pulled his fist back and punched Snowflame several times in the chest. Each punch knocked Snowflame back a bit, but still Snowflame took them all in stride. Still not about to let up, Razor punched Snowflame two more times, then jumped up, flipped over, and kicked Snowflame in the head with a move that could only be described as a “flash kick.” Snowflame was stunned a little by the kick, yet he wasn’t knocked off his feet like Razor hoped he would be. Still, it allowed Razor to flip over and back onto his feet. The second he was on the ground again, he ran at Snowflame. Snowflame however, recovered first and threw another punch right as Razor as he got back up. Razor wasn’t prepared for that and threw up his guard as best as he could, but he was to late and Snowflame punched right through his force field right as he put it up. Snowflame then stepped forward and punched Razor again, again breaking through another force field right as Razor put it up. Snowflame then threw one last punch. Razor instinctively threw up both his hands and put up another force field. This he was successful. Snowflame punched Razor as hard as he could. Although he didn’t punch through Razor’s force field like he did before, the force of his punched sent Razor flying back several feet. Razor flew backwards and crashed through several trees before finally stopping as he hit one last large tree. The resulting impact actually caused Razor to crash into the tree, creating a sort of “human Razor” imprint in it. Razor stayed stuck in the tree for a few moments before he fell out and onto his knees. He struggled to stand for a few moments, as his legs felt like they could barely hold him up. Not only that, but his head was bleeding as a few trickles of blood ran down the right and left sides of his head. From his spot on the ground, Razor looked back up at Snowflame, who stood several feet away from him, the white flames beginning to form around his body again. He wasn’t running towards him like he was before, but instead just stood where he was and struck a pose that seemed to say, “Come at me bro,” just like he did with Trixie earlier. The second that sight hit his eyes, Razor just laughed to himself and began to stand back up. It took him a moment to do so, and his body seemed to hang limp as he got back up onto his feet, but then he looked back up and shot his gaze back towards Snowflame. As their eyes met, orange flames suddenly enveloped Razor entire body and burned with just as much intensity as before. The look he wore wasn’t the same sadistic grin as before, it was more like that of a child who was having way to much fun. At that, Razor screamed and started to run back towards Snowflame. Snowflame did the same and ran towards Razor howling at the top of his lungs. Neither Razor nor Snowflame were done yet, not by a long shot. As they ran at each other, they were so preoccupied with their battle that neither of them noticed a round, mechanical device fall from the sky.
The EndChapter 3: Retribution Right as the two of them were about to hit each other, a round, mechanical device about the size of a coffee pot dropped out from the sky and landed a few feet away from them. Snowflame didn’t notice it, but Razor did, and the moment he saw it, only one thing ran through his mind. “Well buck me.” Suddenly, the device let out a high pitch screeching noise as it activated. A sort of EMP like field shot out from the device and spread out over a radius of a few yards. The second Razor and Snowflame were enveloped in the devices’ field, the flames on both their bodies were suddenly extinguished, as if someone took away all the oxygen in the area and the flames just died. Not only that, but Razor’s human form was whisked away just as quickly as his fire had been. Thus, he was no longer a human, but the grey unicorn everyone knew him as. “Woah, woah wooooaaaaahhhhhh,” Razor said aloud he was no longer able to keep his balance due to ponies not being able to walk on two legs.... hooves. Without any way to hold himself up, Razor tripped forward and rolled over several times on the ground. Snowflame, who was just as surprised by this turn of events as Razor, tripped over him and fell flat on his face. Razor rolled forward a little bit more before he stopped and landed on his back. Confused as all hell, Snowflame pushed himself back up and turned around to see what had happened. The insane human he had been fighting was no longer there. Instead in its place was a dark grey unicorn with emerald green eyes and the same mane and a very similar tail. On his flank he had the same cutie mark that the human wore on his shirt. Snowflame didn’t move, and only watched as the unicorn sat up and rubbed its head with a hoof. Given the evidence, Snowflame had to conclude that this grey unicorn was Razor. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, a large, tan colored pegasus flew down from the sky and landed right in front of the grey unicorn. The pegasus was larger than average for a pony, almost as large as Big Mac even. His mane and tail were shorter than normal and were black in color. His cutie mark resembled a T-square crossed with a pen in the shape of an X, and on his face he wore a pair of round glasses while around his neck he wore a red tie. At the sight of him, the unicorn scooted back slightly and let out a nervous laugh. “Uh ha ha... Now Daedalus I assure you there is a very goo...” The pegasus wouldn’t have any of it, and without a word it picked up Razor by his tail with his hoof, lifted him up over his head and slammed him into the ground with enough force to break it under him. Then, without a second’s delay, he picked up Razor again and slammed him into the ground again, and again, and then one more time. After the fourth time, he picked Razor up and looked at him real quick. However, he didn’t even look at him more than two seconds before he lifted him over his head again and threw him into the ground behind him. That done, the pegasus let out a loud, exasperated sigh and walked on over to Snowflame. Snowflame just sat still as the pegasus approached him. “I am terribly sorry about my roommate,” the pegasus said to him in a rather calm voice. “He’s... He’s well... kind of an idiot.” “It’s okay,” Snowflame replied to the pegasus as he stood back up. “Snowflame hasn’t felt that high in a long time.” “High?” “Yes!” Snowflame said as he brushed himself off “The more people fight Snowflame the greater Snowflame’s high becomes and the stronger Snowflame gets!” “Neat,” was all the pegasus could respond to him with. The expression on his face completely deadpanned as he said it. That done, the pegasus then turned back around and walked back over towards Razor. Once he reached him, the pegasus lifted him up onto his back and continued to walk out of the forest. On his way out, he walked over to the coffee pot like device and picked it up with his teeth. With his roommate and his device, the pegasus walked into the trees and out of sight. Snowflame just stood still for a few moments and watched them go until they were out of sight. Once they were gone, he then proceeded to walk out of the forest himself. -Some time later- About a forty-five minutes later, Snowflame was out of the Everfree forest and back in Ponyville. Surprisingly, Snowflame knew his way through the forest better than most ponies. As he walked through the town though, something caught his eye. “Oh so the head was backwards,” Applebloom said as she finally put the head on the now completed statue of the silver monkey. “That’s what I've been trying to tell you!” Sweetie Belle said, now thoroughly annoyed. “Great!” Scootaloo shouted as she saw the statue completed. “So did we get our statue building cutie marks!?” Enthusiastically, the three crusaders all turned to look at their flanks, which to the not surprise and disappointment of all of them, were still blank. The End Author's Note I wrote this entire thing in about the span of three hours so yeah. Also I'm working on changing around and improving my writing style a little bit so yeah, all feedback is appreciated. Thank you Oh and for those of you who are curious as to what Mehrune's Dagon Razor's human form looks like, well it looks kind of like this. Art courtesy of DaedaltheusXIV:
