Beautiful Oneby TrznceChaptersOh DerpyMares or Stallions?The Head StartTelling the TruthWait, What?The TalkOh DerpyMy first FiM:fic! I hope you all enjoy!!! I was inspired by the handy work of NukaColaBomb and SgtRainbowDash, so I decided to make my own. They rock, you should SOOOOOO check them both out right now! And not in that way, silly's! :D Anyways, please enjoy! Chapter 1 Oh, Derpy Rainbow Dash paces on a cloud, back and forth, with tears flowing fast from her red-ringed eyes. Her rainbow mane is a mess, she has mascara running down her dull cyan cheeks, and her ears flopped down. Small droplets of water hit the apparently solid ball of fog. She would've stopped to wonder how the cloud was solid, but then she remembered she was a pegasus. A lame one, too. "..I..I...I", she attempted to speak, but no real words came out. She opened her mouth once more, and gets greeted with the salty taste of tears mixed with a little mascara. At this point, Rainbow Dash doesn't care anymore. "W..Why....Why did he..." she stumbled around in her brain, looking for the right words to say. "Why does...... Why does this always.... HAPPEN TO ME!" She screams out the last part. She was enraged. There was no pony around to hear it, so it didn't matter. But even if some pony WAS around, all they would do is snicker at her and call her.... "A slut. No pony knows. They think i'm a slut. They think i'm a whore; and you know what? THEY'RE BUCKING RIGHT!" Rainbow Dash breaks down and falls to her knees. "I....I can't take it.... Anymore... all I want is a lover. I don't even care about the Wonderbolts anymore.... So what? What if I AM the best flier in Equestria? That doesn't mean i'm happy to be alone. All I want..... ALL I BUCKING WANT IS A CELESTIA DAMN LOVER! IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR? Why..... I SAID WHY! DAMN IT!" she yells loudly. "Why... Won't... Any.....Pony..... LOVE ME?!?" she screams in between sobs. "..." Rainbow Dash jumps and turns around quickly. "Huh? Who's there? SHOW YOURSELF!" "............." Rainbow Dash is now SURE she heard something. But she doesn't see anything..... "Umm.... Please?" Rainbow says politely, attempting to now coo it out of hiding. Needless to say..... It didn't work. That is until... ".........*Sob*...." Rainbow Dash jumps up at the sound. She quickly faces the direction she heard the noise from, getting in her battle stance. Then she realized....Was it.... Crying!?!? She decided to take further action. "Ummm.... Will you please come out? Don't worry, I won't hurt you....." Dead silence. She was about to go and check on what happened, when suddenly she was tackled from behind. She struggled to get a good look at who the culprit was, but she couldn't get up. Whoever this was, they were REALLY strong! Rainbow Dash saw the hoof of her perpetrator, and did what was needed to be done. She went a bit it. Hard. The pony screams as it releases Dash. Rainbow Dash takes this moment now to kick it where the sun don't shine. Then, all in one swift movement, turns around and back-hands the inferior pony. Dash jumps back to get a good look at it, and finds that it's none other than... "DERPY!?!?!?!?" Yes, it was none other than Ditzy Doo. Ditzy Doo with a probably broken nose (considering how she had a bruised nose and the fact that it was dripping wet with blood), an injured hoof which she was holding ever so tightly, and probably an excruciating....Well, nevermind. Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo just stare at eachother with shock in there eyes. Ditzy's eyes start to tear up a bit. She sniffles, then..... "WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Derpy lets out a deafening scream of pain and anguish. It was then Rainbow Dash realized that she had a saddle over her back. Judging by the looks of it, that plus her weight was enough to take Rainbow down. But that still doesn't account for the fact that Ditzy just attacked her. "Derpy..... Why? Why did you attack me like that? You of all ponies should know that I lash out when you surprise me, but attack me?" Rainbow Dash says softly but firmly. Ditzy Doo sniffled, and didn't answer. "Uhhh... Derpy?" Rainbow spoke, getting a little annoyed that she wasn't answering. Ditzy just stood there in silence with her muzzle down, trembling in pain. "Ok.... let me ask you one more time before I start to get really pissed. Why would you"- She stopped short, hearing Ditzy mutter something under her breath. "...What did you just call me?" Rainbow Dash snarled, bucking as a sign of dominance. Once again, Ditzy Doo muttered something uncomprehendable, but a little louder. Damn, this mare was quieter than Fluttershy! "......SPEAK THE BUCK"- she gets cut off again as an object gets flung at her head. "DAMN IT BITCH! I'M GONNA BUCKING KILL YOU!" Rainbow Dash roared as she started running towards Ditzy. Unaware of what was about to happen because she was still in a state of shock after the broken nose (the blood was still dripping out), she sat on her rump and started crying. Rainbow Dash suddenly stopped, as if she didn't expect Ditzy Doo to give up that easily. Rainbow Dash sighed, and looked down at the now whimpering Ditzy, who was only sitting about a few feet away from her. Dash looked at Derpy's hooves and realized she had something in them. "If you even think about it...." Dash growled, showingly pissed off. Ditzy then did the last thing Rainbow Dash expected her to do. She held the thing she had in her hooves. It was a letter. Rainbow Dash was in shock. She started putting one and one together, but it still wasn't coming out to make two. She got up and handed the letter to Rainbow Dash. ".......Dewivery..." Ditzy Doo says silently, with tears streaming down her face. She then turned around and left, in a pretty big rush, too. Rainbow Dash was going to stop her, but then realized that it doesn't matter. She'll get Derpy tomorrow. "Oh, Derpy.... Why? I'm still so confused....." Rainbow Dash says. She looks at the letter. There was something on it. It was a sticker someone put on to keep the letter shut. The sticker was in the shape of a heart. Rainbow Dash let out a sigh. Oh great. Either it's another "Secret Admirer" who, if they started dating, would probably easily take advantage of her like everyone else, or, it was the fact that it was the last kind of sticker that the pony had. But doesn't every pony know how to tuck in the flaps? You'd have to be worse than Derpy in intelligence..... Then something struck Raibow Dash so hard that she almost cried. There was some red marks also on the letter. Rainbow Dash took a closer inspection and realized it was exactly what she thought it was. It was Derpy's blood. She cringed. "Well", she thought to herself, "She got what was coming to her." Rainbow Dash opened the letter. what she saw next to her made Rainbow Dash so confused, she had to stop and empty the contents of her belly off the side of the cloud. She wiped her mouth and then looked at the picture. Rainbow Dash just realized what a huge mistake she just made. It was a hand-drawn picture, probably made from crayons. It wasn't too pretty, though. She could just make out what it was (It wasn't THAT bad, but she could probably draw better). It was a picture of Rainbow Dash. Above her head, there was a heart; and can you guess who was on the other side of the heart? Did you guess? It was Derpy. Rainbow Dash nearly fainted, but then she brought herself back from her daze with a thought. "Oh, wow! How could I be so ignorant?" she stammered. She walked back to the place that the other pegasus threw the object at her. There, laying upside down, was a muffin. Rainbow Dash just stood there, not knowing what to think anymore. Tears started swelling up in her eyes. "I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!" Rainbow Dash cried. She finally realized it. What she just did to her poor, poor friend. Even if she DID kind of seem like she was attacking her, she still shouldn't have hurt her. She pondered on what was happening and came up with a solution. "So..... Derpy saw me crying and wanted to cheer me up. That's why she didn't answer me. She wanted to have enough time to write the letter without having to do it in front of me. So it would be more of a surprise. And she didn't tackle me, she hugged me! It must of felt like she was trying to attack me because there were probably a lot of letters in the saddle. She wasn't calling me names under her breath, she was attempting to speak with crying again! She threw the muffin at me because either she didn't want to come closer to me in fear of being hit (while still wanting to give her the muffin to try to cheer her up), or she just didn't know what to do. Knowing Derpy, she was probably really confused and didn't know what to do anymore. So she did what she was best at. She was random. UGH! I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DICK RIGHT NOW!!!" Rainbow yelled angrily. But then Rainbow Dash saw something else on the paper..... There were words. She took a deep breath a started to read out loud. Dear Wainbow Dash, I'm Vewy sowwy for not being able too tawk to you in powny (IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S THE SAME THING AS SAYING IN PERSON! LIKE, NOT TALKING TO SOMEONE IN PERSON! GET IT? ..........DAMN), but i was weally newvous. You see..... ummm..... I kind owf..... uhh...... Like you. I know that you awe vewwy stwong, and smawt, and pwetty, and..... I'm nawt. But I feel a stwong connection wetween us..... I'm sowwy if you down't like me anymowre or if you never want to be my fwiend again, and I understand. The only powny's I ever see you with with are big stawwions; and I know that you pwobably didn't wike mares. I didn't until now. I'm vewwy sowwy that this was sudden, but.... I just can't wait any lownger. I weally want to get my feewings out..... again, I'm sowwy. And...... umm...... I wuv you. Love, Derpy. P.S.: Why do you call me Derpy? No wons ever called me that befowre..... I hope that it's a name you aways call me, because I think that feels nice if we become a couple. Nawt that we will or anything.... But umm... I would never say no! Uh-oh..... I fowgot my ewaser!..... Umm.... pwease don't hate me... P.S.S: Why are you cwying? Pwease don't cwy. That make me want to cwy! Uh-oh. I think you heard me. Haha i'm going to do something weally funny to you! I'm going to hug you fwom behind! Haha I hope you smile and waugh and we have a good time..... Then i'll give you the letter and fwy away fast, then you'll be suwpwised! And then you'll tell me that you wuv me and.... oops, did I wight that down? I weally should've bwought an ewaser. Anyways, I'm going to do it now! I wuv you! Derpy Dash =] Then, Dash fainted. Author's Note: Well, that's it! I hope you guys enjoyed! In case you were wondering, I'll try to upload new chapters daily, but considering my chapters are probably going to be about a little shorter than this, unless i put in just a little short and very climactic part (Like calm before the storm). Anyways, please leave a comment saying how my first chapter of my first stowy was!.... Uh-oh, I think Derpy here is twying to.... uh, I mean, trying to rub off on me or something..... Anyways, Have a nice day and expect more!!!! :D .... P.S.(oh shit): If you didn't read the top of my story, then please go check out NukaColaBomb and SgtRainbowDash! They are amazing writers who inspired me to make this. Anyways, PEACE!!! :P Mares or Stallions?OK GUYS!!!! SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! SO HERE. WE. GO!!!!!! =D Chapter 2 Mares or Stallions? The next day, Rainbow Dash woke up looking ike she just had a hangover. Not that she would know, of course!!!! hehehe.... Anyways, Rainbow Dash, remembering what just happened the day before, slowly shuddered. She re-read the letter many times, just to make shure she was seeing it correctly. She was. "So.... small recap of yesterday... I cried, I whined, Derpy heard me, she hugged me from behind, I got scared, I bit her hoof, I called her names, I broke her nose, I kicked her...... umm.... privates , I threatened to kill her and almost did, I got hit in the head with a muffin, and broke her heart. I wonder if she still loves me." Rainbow Dash sighed, thinking to herself. "Well.... I HAVE been thinking..... I've only ever dated stallions, and they only seemed to end up stabbing me in the back.... Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer." *FACEHOOF* "DAMN IT! I completely forgot about the fact that I just injured her physically and emotionally.... And that's just wrong! EWWWW!!! That's gross, dating the same gender pony! Isn't that illegal or something? UUGGHHH!!! WHY DO I HAVE SUCH MIXED EMOTIONS!!!?!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash glanced around to make sure no pony was around to hear. "Well..... let's just break it down. The pro's....hmmm..... pro's pro's pro's.....Oh! It can give me an opportunity to try something new! I've never been with any pony but a stallion. Another one..... Derpy didn't seem like the type that would take advantage of her. Last, I find her pretty cute. Maybe even a little sexy! Mmmmmmm....." Rainbow Dash smiled. She didn't notice a little gasp that came from underneath her soft cloud. Then realizing what she just said..... "...... WHAT THE BUCK! WAS! THAT!?!?!?!? Did I just admit my feelings about Ditzy to myself without realizing it? That's nuts..... but in a good way. But I don't think that i'm in good standings with a relationship with her anymore..... Considering I probably just lost my best friend and my lo...." She caught her muzzle before she said anything else. She could've sworn she heard someone giggling, but she decided to ignore it. It could've been an animal. "Ugh, fine! I'm going. I'm gonna look for Derpy and explain that i'm sorry. But before that..... I gotta talk to Twilight." She shrugged, a giant blush on her face. Rainbow Dash got up, and left. ~-~-~_~_~-~-~_~-~-~_~-~_~-~_~_~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~_~_~_~_~~-~~_~-~~_~_~-~-~-~_~_~~_~-_~_~-~~-_~-~-~\_~\_~-- DITZY DOO's POV ~-~_~-~\_~\_~\_~\_-_\_~~~_~-~-~-~-~-~~\__~_~-~--~-~~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~\_~\_~-~~\_~\_~_~_~_~-~_~_~_~-~_~-~~_~_-~_ "WHY!!!!!?!?!?!? WHY DID SHE DO WHIS TO ME!?!?!?" I yell at the top of my lungs. I went to nurse Redheart and apparently I have a broken nose. This is going to make my speech inpedement even worse than it already is. Bucking shit. I'm guessing it also makes me curse a LOT more. "......I wish..... I wish I didn't supwise her.... I wish I just gave her the letter. Then nowne of this would've happened....." she whines with sadness. I look at my hoof. There's a scar from where she bit me too! This is gonna make it a lot harder to get a mate now. I look down in sadness. "......So.... I gwess she dowsn't wuv me....." I say, with tears starting to leak from my eyes. Then, I perked up my head. "Wait a sec...... Maybe she was a wittle shawcked that I hugged her! Maybe she does like me and now she's sowwy that she did that! I'm gowing to see her again!" I finally reach her cloud. I hear her talking to some pony, but there's no pony there! Maybe she's just talking to herself. I hide in the bushes, in fear of being caught. She doesn't notice me. ".....Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer." Before I had a chance to let out a little fan girl squeal, I heard a loud smack. I couldn't hear a lot of it, but I managed to pick up a few words. "That's just wrong! .....Illegal......Gross......Same gender pony!.....MIXED EMOTIONS!!!!?!?" Rainbow Dash let's out a loud sigh. I see Rainbow take a look around. Good thing she didn't see me! She continues talking to herself. "Ok... So the pros.........Something something advantage...... Cute..... Even a little sexy! Mmmmmm...." I gasp. What the hay!?!? She's attracted.... To ME!?!? Then I realize that the gasp was a little loud, but she didn't hear me. "WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash yells. Oh no.... Did she hear me!!?!? She said something else.... ".....Considering I just lost lost my best friend and my lo...." I giggled. Bad idea. I think she heard me! "Going to look for Derpy..... Twilight." I rush out of the bushes, quietly and quickly. This was going to be a good day, I just feel it!!! Author's note: This was a pretty good chapter, considering it was created at 6:30 AM. =] The Head StartHey guys! Glad you can stop by! Many people commented on my story already, and you guys are the people that move me enough to write this story. Although, I AM in high school. oh! I mean, I am in high school. ;) someone told me that instead of capitalizing the words, I should put them in italics. Anyways, in high school, we have laptops. So, i'm able to keep on putting in bits and pieces in to my story. Sorry if it seems kind of off, i'm trying to pay attention to this and my teacher. Ugh, teachers use big words. I hope I don't end up accidently use words like "velocity", or maybe "masses." Those words are so corrupted!! Thanks! :D Enjoy! By the way, I took out Derpy's speech inpedement. I agree, it's kinnd of hard to understand her. If you guys really want it back, i'll put it in. Chapter 3 the Head Start ~--~_~_~-~~_~_~_~_-~_~_~__--~-~-~-~___~~_~_~_~~-~_~__~-~_~-`_~-~_~_~_~-_~-~-~-~-~~_~_~_~-~-~-~_~_~_~-~~ Derpy's Pov ~-~_~_~~-~-~_~_~_-~_~__~~~-~--~-~-~-\_-~\_--~---~-~\_~\_~\_-~-~\_~\_~-~\_~~-~--\__~-~_~-~------~_~-_~_`-~~~_~-~ "So..... I'm sexy?" I ask myself. I'm still a little shocked. I can't belive she thinks of me that way. Not that I have a problem with that or anything....I think to myself. "I have to find her again! Maybe..... Maybe she also feels the way I do. I have to be brave, and face my fears. I... I'm going to talk to Dash. But how will I catch up to her?" I spoke aloud. "Well, I guess I'll just fly to Twilight's. Maybe Dash is still there!" I squeal with joy. I take off, flying as fast as my little wings could carry me. ~___~~_~\_~\_\_~~\_~_~-~---__-~-~-`\_~~\_~`\_~-~\_~-~\_\_~-~\_`\_-------\_~\__~~~_~~-~_~_~_~--\_~\__\_~-~\_-`~_ Third Person ~-_~_-\_`\_~`---~~~-~-~-~\_\_~_~_~-~-~-~\_-_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~-~_---~_~_\_~\_~\_--~\_~\__~_~-~-~~_~_~-~_~_~ Rainbow Dash bursts through Twilight's window, completely obliterating the entire library. She gets up, and dusts herself off. She looks at Twilight, who is now completely surrounded by books. "Hey Twi, uh..... didn't you tell me yesterday that you were gonna clean this up?" Rainbow Dash snickers. "I did..... Did you fail at flying again?" Twilight Sparkle snorts. Rainbow Dash sticks her tongue out. "You're talking to the best flier in all of Equestria!" "Ugh, whatever. What do you want, Rainbow?" Twilight says, starting to put books away with her magic. "Girl problems." Twilight freezes, dropping her book. She starts laughing. "Hahaha! For a second, I actually thought you meant you had mare problems. I like with dating. But now I know what you mean... I think. Do you mean that you want to help me with a problem I have? Because you did say you wanted girl problems." Rainbow Dash gulps. She realizes that her friends might have something against.... her problem. Or, they might not want to have a friend that questions her sexuality and gender preferences. But that was a risk she's willing to take. "....No..... It means that... I have... y'know.... mare problems." She manages to say, with a tight squeezing feeling in her stomache. "What, did another stallion break up with you?" Twilight asks, still not getting it. "No, it means...... I think I like a mare." Spike, who was coming around the corner, drops his plate of gemstones and glass of milk. He stares at Rainbow Dash, not worrying about his gemstones anymore. "You.... you don't like Rarity, do you?" Spike whispered, obviously worried about his crush turning bisexual. "No! Never! It's really difficult to explain.... I did something really bad yesterday, and I got this letter..." Rainbow Dash replies. "Ok, then I don't care." Spike answers, picking up a gemstone and stuffing it in his mouth. "By the way, why is Twilight on the floor? Is she sleeping?" Spike asks. Dash looks at Twilight, who must've passed out when I said I think I like a mare. Rainbow picks her up, and sets her on the couch. A few minutes later, Twilight comes to. Twilight rubs her eyes with her hoof. "Ugh..... I had the wierdest dream...... It was kinda silly actually." She realizes Rainbow Dash was there with her, and she gasps. "That..... That wasn't a dream, was it?" Rainbow shakes her head. "It doesn't mean I'm lesbian or anything like that. But yesterday I got this letter from some pony, and it says she really likes me; and...... I think I like her too." "So.... who is this special pony your talking of?" Twilight asks politely. No pony was expecting what was going to happen next. Derpy comes crashing through the door, and with a mighty big grin, said- "I am!" Author's note: Celestia Derpy, you could be so random sometimes! Anyways, now that this chapter's over, I'll be starting with the next one. These last two chapters haven't been very long, but I don't want to make every chapter more than 1,500 words. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed! PEACE!! :P Telling the TruthHey guys! I'm glad you're still here! So I'm still and school and I have a small problem. Should I do Extra credit, or should I write another chapter? Extra Credit? CHAPTER!!!!! xP I'm actually scaring myself about how much I'm writing.... I never used to write as much as this.... Eh, who cares? Oh yeah, my grade! XD anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! I'm gonna try to make this one a little more random. Also, I kinda need a little help. Should I capitalize the I in I'm or It's? Thanks!!! By the way, did you know we got the word cereal from Demeter?...... Well.....Yeah. -Harrison Chapter 4 Telling the Truth Everyone in the room gasped in unison. The room went silent, and nobody said a word. Twilight was the first to speak up. "Dash.... is this true?" she spoke with unease. Rainbow Dash looked up at her nervously. Would..... would Twilight not like me anymore if I told her the truth? she wondered, not knowing what to do. "I.... umm.... I don't know...." she said, looking defeated. She took a glance towards Ditzy Doo. She was looking at Rainbow Dash, looking confused. Presumably she thought that Rainbow Dash loved her, but..... was she wrong? "Rainbow.... If you like her, then just say it. I won't hold anything against you." Twilight spoke softly. Dash took this by surprise. "So... you wouldn't hate me?" Rainbow Dash spoke shyly. "Hate you? Celestia forbid I should ever hate you for liking someone! Yes, I might not be glad about your decision, but whatever your heart desires, go for it." Dash dropped to her knees, with tears in her eyes. I've.... never felt this way before..... I don't know..... She let out a cry sadness. Everyone rushed over to Rainbow Dash.... everyone except Derpy. She still had a confused look on her face, not knowing what was going on. "Wow.... Derpy's so cute when she's confused.... although she's always confused!" She thought to herself. They all stared at her, except Derpy, who was jumping up with joy. "Umm.... did I say that out loud?" she asked with a blush. "Uh... Yeah.... Kind of..." Spike laughed. "Well, I'll just let you know that I don't mind you and Derpy being hooked up! I think you guys would look cute together." Spike said happily. ""WHAT!?!?!?" Came a voice from behind them. Rainbow Dash behind her to see four girls standing in the doorway of the house. There was Fluttershy, AppleJack, And Rarity... and angry ones, too. "Well... maybe I shou've kept my mouth shut..." Spike said nervously. "Yeah, you should've." Author's note: Pretty cool story bro! I just finished my spanish class so I hope I don't randomly start talking in Espanol. Anyways, this was meant to be a cliffhanger/filler, so it's not long. The next one will hopefully be longer. Anyways..... ADIOS!(oh shit! XD) Wait, What?Hey guys.... I'm kind of in a bad mood, so I don't know when this chapter will be up. I would tell you guys, but it's kinda hard to understand. It's a jealousy thing, if you know what I mean. Before you say anything, just know that it isn't girl problems or anything. By the way I'm a guy. XD Also, in my other chapters, i've attempted to put in Italics and Bold. I thought I was doing it right. XD I just realized that I have to write in between the two squares, not after a before it. Anyways, I'm gonna try to make this a pretty lengthy chapter; since my last one was only about 500 words long. Anyways... ENJOY!!!! =] --*--*WARNING*--*--! This chapter contains harsh language and sexual themes! Read at your own risk.... Chapter 5 (=D) ...Wait, What? "WHAT!?!?!?" the girls yelled. Rainbow Dash started growing pale to the face. She was going to make up an excuse, but then Derpy steps between them.(Uh-oh) "Hey, hey, hey! Mares! Let's all be mature! We don't need to get so upset over this! Just because Dashie loves me, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it! You can stomp your hooves, you can call us names, but you'll end up just pissing yourselves off even more!" Every pony cringes from hearing the vulgar language used by the usually very clean Derpy. "I mean, before I even"- she was cut off by Rainbow Dash's hoof covering her muzzle. Rainbow Dash whispered into Derpy's ear. Shut up! Your embarrassing me and yourself! Let ME do the talking!" Derpy's ears flop down, giving off her sad face. The girls start walking towards us, obviously very angry. AppleJack was leading the ponies. She raised her hand to slap Rainbow Dash, until Twilight yelled, ["WAIT!!!!" Every pony cringed. Never have they heard Twilight yell before. "Every pony.... I have a few things to say about what's happening here." Twilight began. "I'd say so myself! I mean, that's just gross, wierd, uncomfortable; and no pony wants to be around a.... gay pony." Rarity huffs. Twilight walks up to Rarity very slowly, but before Rarity spoke again, Twilight slapped her as hard as she could. Rarity froze up in complete and utter shock. Then, she started crying. No pony dared to move, deeply afraid. "I'm sorry, Rarity. I just had to shut you up. Now, does any pony else have some smart ass comment to make?" Twilight said angrily. They stood in silence. Twilight never curses. Even Derpy froze. That's a first. "....Thank you. Now, if I heard correctly, Dashie and Derpy are, in fact, a couple. That does, in fact, make her bisexual. Not gay, or a lesbian. It means she likes both mares and stallions. There's nothing wrong with that. You can't control who you fall in love with. I completely understand Rainbow. Now, Rarity, why wouldn't you want to hang out with someone just because they're bisexual?" Rainbow Dash walks up to Twilight. "Umm, Twilight...." She just continues her rant. This time, Rainbow Dash spoke a little louder. "Hey, Twilight! Equestria to Twilight! Please answer me." As usual, she just keeps on speaking. Rainbow Dash was starting to get annoyed. "Twilight. Shut. Up." "Not now, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow would've liked to think that she quietly sat down, and waited until Twilight was finished speaking. But that's not what happened. Every single time Twilight denied her, Dash just got madder. "Twiiiilllliiighttttt. Come on, I'm starting to get impatient...." "Raaaaiiinnnbbooowwww Daassshhh. Let me Fiiiiinnniiissshhhh." "Stop speaking. Now." "One moment Rainbow Dash. Stop interrupting me and it'll be over sooner." "One." "I'm going to ignore you now." "Two." "(Blah blah blah)" "Twilight, please don't make me count to three." "Rainbow Dash, don't make me slap you." "..." "Thank you. (Blah blah blah....)" ".... Twilight..... Please......Shut up.... I'm about to break down. I can't stand it. Don't let this happen. Just let me speak." Twilight didn't seem to hear. That, or she just completely ignored Rainbow Dash. By now, Rainbow Dash was fuming. She couldn't think straight and she started feeling sick. Twilight's voice wasn't making the feeling in her gut feel any better, either. Rainbow Dash clenched her teeth together. She can't stand it anymore! "Twilight." By now, Rainbow Dash's face was beet red. Then, she blew up. "TWILIGHT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" The room fell silent yet again. The once cool and awesome "20% cooler in 10 seconds flat" pony went from daring to crazy. All eyes were on Rainbow Dash now. Dash was standing in the upright position, still beet red. No pony dared to look her in the eye. No pony had ever heard any pony who used that word, but they all knew what it was. Rainbow Dash just used an illegal word. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the word 'fuck'.) It was made illegal in all of Equestria. That's why every pony uses the word 'buck' nowadays. Ditzy Doo was right next to Rainbow Dash, slightly frightened. "DAMN IT! IS THAT WHAT IT FUCKING TAKES TO GET YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!?!?!?" Derpy started to tug lightly at Rainbow Dash's mane. Dash didn't notice it. She was too busy letting out all of her pent up anger. The next thing Dash says sends thousands of needles pricking into Ditzy's skin. "I DON'T FUCKING LOVE HER! IF TWILIGHT, OR MUCH LESS ANYONE EVEN BOTHERED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WOULD HEAR WHAT I TRYING TO TELL YOU! I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU PONIES TO LISTEN TO ME IS TO YELL! DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I YELL? DO YOU!!!???" Everyone stared. Rainbow Dash never acted like this before. She never cursed, she rarely ever yelled, and her face was always.... well, not red. Derpy tugged a little harder. AppleJack noticed this, wondering to herself, Now how the hay isn't she crying right 'bout now? The pony she loved just completely denied her... "UGH! YOU ALL ARE IMPOSSIBLE! ANYWAYS, WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY, WAS THAT IT'S NOT THAT I'M BISEXUAL, LESBIAN, OR FOR THAT MATTER, GAY; I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOME HELP, THAT'S ALL! I WAS LOOKING FOR HELP FROM TWILIGHT, NOT YOU THREE! JUST BECAUSE I QUESTION MY SEXUALITY DOESN'T MEAN I'M QUESTIONING YOURS!" (Celestia Rainbow Dash! Lay off the Caps Lock!!! XD) Derpy tugged even harder (If you haven't figured it out by now, she was pulling it with her muzzle. Just a little fact =D). But, because of her sudden outburst, she couldn't feel anything anymore. She didn't even feel her face heating up. She just let it all out. All of that pain and loneliness, all of that heartbreak. It all started coming back to her, from five years ago, where it all began.... FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! (.....Flashback) He put his hooves on her waist, kissing her neck softly. Rainbow Dash started feeling uncomfortable, but didn't say anything. She didn't want him to stop. His hands started massaging her lower flank area tenderly. Now she started to get a little nervous. 'ummm.... Indigo? Can you.... please stop?' He raised his face to hers, and spoke. 'But this is what you want. Your body is ready. It wants it. YOU want it. Don't deny it, I'm not taking no for an answer.' He started rubbing more vigourously. By now, Dash was in a mode of panic. 'Stop it.... I'm not ready! I don't want to lose my virginity yet!' 'YES YOU DO!' he barked at her. He lashed out, but she was too fast for him. She quickly escaped. (End Flashback) Rainbow Dash was so mad, she didn't even notice the blood dripping out of her eyes. (Yes, that was a metaphor. Just in case you were wondering, it wasn't really blood. It was tears, but because her face was so red, it kinda looked like blood...... Hehe, I'm smart.) Derpy pulled even harder. "WHY DO YOU PONIES CARE ANYWAYS? YOU ALL OBVIOUSLY HATE ME, JUST GO HOME! RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES AGAIN!" Derpy couldn't take it anymore. She stopped pulling on Rainbow's mane. She was about to do possibly the riskiest thing in her life. But she had to try. She couldn't stand seeing Rainbow Dash in so much pain. She silently prayed to herself. Celestia, if I don't make it out of this alive, please let Rainbow Dash know that I love her. Also, if I do end up dying, please let it be fast. I don't want to suffer. I'm sorry for the things I did wrong during my whole life. Please forgive me. Even Derpy knows the consequences of what could happen. Rainbow Dash is very unpredictable when she's mad. I Derpy even lets out the wrong word.... But she's willing to go for it, all or nothing! Now's her time to shine! "DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT?!?!? I SAID GO. HOME. NOW!!!!! DO YOU EVEN FUCKING WANT ME TO SAY IT AGAIN? WELL TOO BAD! GO. THE FUCK. HOME. RIGHT. NOW!!! I BET IT'S FUNNY SEEING ME LOSE MY TEMPER! I BET YOU PONIES ARE STRUGGLING TO HOLD BACK YOUR LAUGHTER! NO PONY WOULD"- Derpy kissed her. She just walked up to her while she was hollering, and kissed her. Right on the lips. Just like that. Every pony gasped. That was the last thing Rainbow Dash expected to happen. This wasn't a peck on the lips, either. If you were to take a picture of it, you would've thought they were making out. Rainbow Dash's eyes fly open in a state of shock. She just sits there and takes it. Her originally deep red skin returned back to it's normal cyan color. Well, almost everything..... Except for her cheeks, which were blushing madly. Everything in both of there minds just seemed to fade away. Nothing else mattered to either of them anymore except eachother. Not wanting to end that wonderful feeling, Rainbow Dash wrapped her hooves around Derpy's neck and head. Derpy then did the same. Then, they actually started making out. Every pony in the room just stared at them, muzzles open and jaws hanging on the floor. They couldn't believe what they were seeing. Rarity was "sleeping", AppleJack was blushing, wondering if she should leave before they get any more intimate, and fluttershy.... well, she's still processing what's going on. (well, all of them are, really.) !!!!-WARNING-!!!! DISTURBING CONTENT STARTS HERE!!! (really? You mean it didn't start yet? XD) There is no nudity, so PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS AND STOP! DON'T CLOP!!!! :D There will be sexual terms in here, nothing too bad. If you skip it, it won't effect the story line. I'll tell you when it ends, so ENJOY!!!! :) (Okay, is anyone looking?...... Ok then. (Pulls down pants.) By this point, every single Pony has either fainted or left. (That includes Spike and Twilight). Derpy and Rainbow Dash notice this and take it into consideration. Derpy is (surprisingly) the first one to start. She slowly sticks her tongue into Rainbow Dash's mouth. This catches Rainbow Dash by surprise. She finally breaks the kiss. Derpy looked worried. "I hope I didn't just ruin the moment.... did I?" Rainbow Dash answers by licking Derpy's lips. "Shhhh.... Nothing can break this moment..... Nothing at all...." Derpy lets out a moan. She gasps, and says, "I....I'm sorry! I didn't mean to.." Ditzy was inturrupted by Rainbow Dash making out with Derpy again. Rainbow Dash didn't want to admit it, but that kinda turned her on..... A LOT. Rainbow starts to put her tongue into derpy's mouth, but Derpy intercepts it. There tongues wrestle, neither of the two giving up. Rainbow Dash then gives Derpy permission to explore her mouth, which is exactly what she did. Ditzy tasted the sweetness of the beautiful mare's mouth. She's extra careful not to leave any spot in her mouth untouched. Rainbow Dash takes this wonderful time to do the exact same thing to her love. Derpy's mouth tasted strangely perfect. Just the right amount of spicyness to make Rainbow Dash moan.... which is exactly what she did. Rainbow Dash started feeling strange. The feeling started from her (WOOHOO!), sending shock waves of pleasure throughout her whole body. She just realized something- she was wet! More wet than Derpy's mouth (:3). There was no denying the fact that Derpy was wet, either. She had her legs clenched together, obviously trying to resist the urge to please herself. (I have the wierdest wing-boner right now..... ;P) Ditzy Doo breaks the kiss. There was a strand of saliva that didn't want to let go, though. Both of the mares had there tongues out, and they smile to eachother. "Umm.... I think it might be a stupid question, but.... will you go out with me?" Derpy asks, letting out a little giggle. Rainbow Dash brings her lips to Ditzy's, and kisses her tenderly. "Really? I kinda thought you were gonna ask me about your little problem......" Derpy flicks her eyes down and blushes, avoiding eye contact with Dash. Dash begins to seductively blink at the nervous mare. "But.... that can wait....." Raindow Dash smiles, kissing her lover once more. OKAY! THE DISTURBING CONTENT ENDS HERE!!!! ! ! ! ! An hour later, the ponies wake up. Not to there surprise, Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo weren't there anymore. "Where do y'all s'pose they went?" AppleJack asked. "I don't have the slightest idea." Twilight replied, frowning. "I think I know..." Spike said with a grin. "Where?" They all asked at once. "Come on, Twi! Don't tell me you've never read books about this subject before! They're probably at Dash's cloud having"- Twilight cut him off. "Well then, there's no time to lose!" Spike watched as the 5 ponies ran out the door. "Umm... guys? That might not be the brightest idea...." Author's Note: ............................................................................................................Ok, that one might've gotten a little out of hand....... XD I don't know how much I wrote, but I just worked a good 4 and a half hours on this chapter.... You guys BETTER like it, or else.... Or else I'll get Rainbow Dash to yell at you!!!! FUS RO DAH!!!!!! :P Thank you every pony who managed to get this far without "emptying your stomache". I give you props!!! =] Keep on cloppin..... Uh... what I meant to say was.... uhh..... NEVERMIND!!! XD Anyways, If you guys didn't get the moral of this story yet, it's "It doesn't matter who you love, or if you and your partner are completely different, love is love." =] By the way, this story isn't done yet.... maybe in a few more chapters. See ya! =] The Talkcolor=silver]HEY GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!! Lol I just figured out how to change the color! HOW KOOLAID IS THAT!?!? XD Sorry, I'm a little hyper right now. There's one this EVERY pony likes to do when they're hyper.... they write!!! =] Anyways... This will sure be an.... interesting, to say the least, chapter. By the way, the reason I don't have Pinkie in this and probably never will is because of something that scarred me for life..... ugh... (Fucking cupcakes). Also, this one is probably going to have to most innapropriate words in it, and if you haven't had the talk, then turn back now. Enjoy! -Harrison Chapter 6(9(Damn it Derpy!):P) The Talk(Oh shit) The four mares (and one baby dragon) rush over to Rainbow Dash's cloud to see what was going on. Rainbow Dash and Derpy left without saying anything to them, so they were apparently they were worried. Spike finally catches up to the girls. "Huff, huff.... Hey, Twilight! Stop, I need to talk to you for a second!" Spike pants. "I wish I could, Spike, but Rainbow Dash might be in trouble!" Twilight says, running a little faster. Spike does the last thing he knows that can get them all to stop (Well, not the last, but they were almost there, so he went with his last resort.) "Twilight, are you still a virgin?" Well, that sure as hell did the trick. Not only Twilight, but every pony there stopped abrubtly to look at Spike. "SPIKE....." Twilight glared him down. Spike flicks the top of his tongue to his palate, making a clicking sound. "I kind of assumed that. Well, have you ever read about sex?" Twilight was taken aback. "No, I haven't... But how do you know? Don't tell me.... You're not a virgin, are you, Spike? (Oh shit)(Trollface)" "Oh, I can guarantee that I am, but Twilight..... you have about 20 versions of those kind of books in that huge library of yours. Ok, gather around every pony, it's time for a lesson. (Oh, this is getting a whole lot more exciting for me to write! :P)." Every pony does as they were told, even though they were nervous. Spike clears his throat. Damn! This is going to be a lot harder than I think. Giving the talk to my big sister.... Uh-oh. I forgot about....RARITY!!! Spike thought. He looked over to Rarity. She had her muzzle down part way, a frown on her face, and big adorable blue eyes that were staring at Spike. Spike gulped. If I do this, then what will Rarity think of me? What if she doesn't like me anymore? What if I'm not her Spikey Wikey anymore? UGH! Well, I better say it before I think things over too much. "Ok, girls. It's going to be hard for me to do this, y'know, this I'm younger than every pony here, but.... you see, when two ponies love each other very much.... they, umm..." Rarity stops him.(GURL POWA!!! :)) "I think I know where you're going with this...." Spike's heart starts racing. "....My mother told me it when I was four..." Spike let out a sign of relief. Ok, good. So apparently she's thinking of something extremely different...(OK THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! =]) "... You see, when two ponies love eachother very much, they have something called sex. Sex is when the stallion sticks his penis into your probably tight mare vagina, considering you're all still virgins. Your first time probably won't be very long, especially if the stallion cums first, but that's usually only if they're virgins or they've never masturbated before. In that case, they're prick, which is another word for penis but dirtier, is very sensitive. The first time you ponies have sex, you'll probably bleed a lot from your vagina. That's what happens when your hymen breaks. Your hymen is technically a wall that their prick has to penetrate, just like a needle piercing the skin, but it hurts a lot more. Once you're hymen breaks, it should only hurt a little longer. After that, the next time you have sex, it won't bleed anymore. Even your first time feels pleasure filled after your hymen breaks. But, since Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo are both mares, it's going to be a little more awkward their first time. They both have vagina's, you see. So, one way to do it is to put their vagina's together and start rubbing them. Another way is to hoof the others vagina. To do that, you slowly start massaging the other vagina, and, when they feel ready, you start to dip your hoof slowly into their vagina. It hurts a lot the first time. There are two more ways. One way is the pretty much lick the other's vagina. The last way is the superior "Strap-On". The strap on is an artifical penis that attaches around your own vagina. It wraps around your flank and snaps on at the back. In this case, you're technically bucking the other mare with an artifical prick. Using any of these methods will soon get the clit to come out. The clit is a G-spot, which if you touch, is extremely pleasurable. When the clit comes out, it means their about ready to cum. Cumming is another word for ejaculation, but again, it's a lot dirtier. Cumming is when you reach a climax, or the end of your sexual session. Unless the stallion pulls out, he has a chance of getting you pregnant. Unfortunately, Ditzy Doo and Rainbow Dash can't get pregnant. That's because the cum isn't compatible. It's also because the cum will not travel far enough to reach the other's ovaries, which is where her eggs are. The eggs produce fillies. Now, I would talk to you about two stallions, but that, my young fillies, is for another lesson. Thank you." ... ... ... (.....................................................................................................................................DA FUCK DID I JUST WRITE!?!?!??!) "......" "....." "......" Rarity lets out a puff. "Why's everyone so quiet? Was it something I said? Does my breath smell? Oh no, anything but that!" She says, proceeding to attempt to smell her own breath. AppleJack was the first one to speak up. ".....So, uh, your mama told ya that when you were four?" "Well, of course! Why, is something wrong with that?" "Nope. Just wondering." Twilight was the next one to join this conversation. "Rarity.... That still doesn't tell us why Ditzy or Rainbow Dash isn't here!" (DAMN IT TWILIGHT! USE YOUR BRAIN!!!) "Yeah! Let's go to the cloud!" Fluttershy said, not at all dazed by the talk. "Ok girls! Let's go!" Twilight bucked, as they all ran, leaving behind a poor, unconscious baby dragon. OK!! That sure was fun! I hope it didn't gross you out on how much I knew about the subject! XD Anyways THANKS!!! See ya next chapter!!! =]
Oh DerpyMy first FiM:fic! I hope you all enjoy!!! I was inspired by the handy work of NukaColaBomb and SgtRainbowDash, so I decided to make my own. They rock, you should SOOOOOO check them both out right now! And not in that way, silly's! :D Anyways, please enjoy! Chapter 1 Oh, Derpy Rainbow Dash paces on a cloud, back and forth, with tears flowing fast from her red-ringed eyes. Her rainbow mane is a mess, she has mascara running down her dull cyan cheeks, and her ears flopped down. Small droplets of water hit the apparently solid ball of fog. She would've stopped to wonder how the cloud was solid, but then she remembered she was a pegasus. A lame one, too. "..I..I...I", she attempted to speak, but no real words came out. She opened her mouth once more, and gets greeted with the salty taste of tears mixed with a little mascara. At this point, Rainbow Dash doesn't care anymore. "W..Why....Why did he..." she stumbled around in her brain, looking for the right words to say. "Why does...... Why does this always.... HAPPEN TO ME!" She screams out the last part. She was enraged. There was no pony around to hear it, so it didn't matter. But even if some pony WAS around, all they would do is snicker at her and call her.... "A slut. No pony knows. They think i'm a slut. They think i'm a whore; and you know what? THEY'RE BUCKING RIGHT!" Rainbow Dash breaks down and falls to her knees. "I....I can't take it.... Anymore... all I want is a lover. I don't even care about the Wonderbolts anymore.... So what? What if I AM the best flier in Equestria? That doesn't mean i'm happy to be alone. All I want..... ALL I BUCKING WANT IS A CELESTIA DAMN LOVER! IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR? Why..... I SAID WHY! DAMN IT!" she yells loudly. "Why... Won't... Any.....Pony..... LOVE ME?!?" she screams in between sobs. "..." Rainbow Dash jumps and turns around quickly. "Huh? Who's there? SHOW YOURSELF!" "............." Rainbow Dash is now SURE she heard something. But she doesn't see anything..... "Umm.... Please?" Rainbow says politely, attempting to now coo it out of hiding. Needless to say..... It didn't work. That is until... ".........*Sob*...." Rainbow Dash jumps up at the sound. She quickly faces the direction she heard the noise from, getting in her battle stance. Then she realized....Was it.... Crying!?!? She decided to take further action. "Ummm.... Will you please come out? Don't worry, I won't hurt you....." Dead silence. She was about to go and check on what happened, when suddenly she was tackled from behind. She struggled to get a good look at who the culprit was, but she couldn't get up. Whoever this was, they were REALLY strong! Rainbow Dash saw the hoof of her perpetrator, and did what was needed to be done. She went a bit it. Hard. The pony screams as it releases Dash. Rainbow Dash takes this moment now to kick it where the sun don't shine. Then, all in one swift movement, turns around and back-hands the inferior pony. Dash jumps back to get a good look at it, and finds that it's none other than... "DERPY!?!?!?!?" Yes, it was none other than Ditzy Doo. Ditzy Doo with a probably broken nose (considering how she had a bruised nose and the fact that it was dripping wet with blood), an injured hoof which she was holding ever so tightly, and probably an excruciating....Well, nevermind. Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo just stare at eachother with shock in there eyes. Ditzy's eyes start to tear up a bit. She sniffles, then..... "WWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Derpy lets out a deafening scream of pain and anguish. It was then Rainbow Dash realized that she had a saddle over her back. Judging by the looks of it, that plus her weight was enough to take Rainbow down. But that still doesn't account for the fact that Ditzy just attacked her. "Derpy..... Why? Why did you attack me like that? You of all ponies should know that I lash out when you surprise me, but attack me?" Rainbow Dash says softly but firmly. Ditzy Doo sniffled, and didn't answer. "Uhhh... Derpy?" Rainbow spoke, getting a little annoyed that she wasn't answering. Ditzy just stood there in silence with her muzzle down, trembling in pain. "Ok.... let me ask you one more time before I start to get really pissed. Why would you"- She stopped short, hearing Ditzy mutter something under her breath. "...What did you just call me?" Rainbow Dash snarled, bucking as a sign of dominance. Once again, Ditzy Doo muttered something uncomprehendable, but a little louder. Damn, this mare was quieter than Fluttershy! "......SPEAK THE BUCK"- she gets cut off again as an object gets flung at her head. "DAMN IT BITCH! I'M GONNA BUCKING KILL YOU!" Rainbow Dash roared as she started running towards Ditzy. Unaware of what was about to happen because she was still in a state of shock after the broken nose (the blood was still dripping out), she sat on her rump and started crying. Rainbow Dash suddenly stopped, as if she didn't expect Ditzy Doo to give up that easily. Rainbow Dash sighed, and looked down at the now whimpering Ditzy, who was only sitting about a few feet away from her. Dash looked at Derpy's hooves and realized she had something in them. "If you even think about it...." Dash growled, showingly pissed off. Ditzy then did the last thing Rainbow Dash expected her to do. She held the thing she had in her hooves. It was a letter. Rainbow Dash was in shock. She started putting one and one together, but it still wasn't coming out to make two. She got up and handed the letter to Rainbow Dash. ".......Dewivery..." Ditzy Doo says silently, with tears streaming down her face. She then turned around and left, in a pretty big rush, too. Rainbow Dash was going to stop her, but then realized that it doesn't matter. She'll get Derpy tomorrow. "Oh, Derpy.... Why? I'm still so confused....." Rainbow Dash says. She looks at the letter. There was something on it. It was a sticker someone put on to keep the letter shut. The sticker was in the shape of a heart. Rainbow Dash let out a sigh. Oh great. Either it's another "Secret Admirer" who, if they started dating, would probably easily take advantage of her like everyone else, or, it was the fact that it was the last kind of sticker that the pony had. But doesn't every pony know how to tuck in the flaps? You'd have to be worse than Derpy in intelligence..... Then something struck Raibow Dash so hard that she almost cried. There was some red marks also on the letter. Rainbow Dash took a closer inspection and realized it was exactly what she thought it was. It was Derpy's blood. She cringed. "Well", she thought to herself, "She got what was coming to her." Rainbow Dash opened the letter. what she saw next to her made Rainbow Dash so confused, she had to stop and empty the contents of her belly off the side of the cloud. She wiped her mouth and then looked at the picture. Rainbow Dash just realized what a huge mistake she just made. It was a hand-drawn picture, probably made from crayons. It wasn't too pretty, though. She could just make out what it was (It wasn't THAT bad, but she could probably draw better). It was a picture of Rainbow Dash. Above her head, there was a heart; and can you guess who was on the other side of the heart? Did you guess? It was Derpy. Rainbow Dash nearly fainted, but then she brought herself back from her daze with a thought. "Oh, wow! How could I be so ignorant?" she stammered. She walked back to the place that the other pegasus threw the object at her. There, laying upside down, was a muffin. Rainbow Dash just stood there, not knowing what to think anymore. Tears started swelling up in her eyes. "I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!" Rainbow Dash cried. She finally realized it. What she just did to her poor, poor friend. Even if she DID kind of seem like she was attacking her, she still shouldn't have hurt her. She pondered on what was happening and came up with a solution. "So..... Derpy saw me crying and wanted to cheer me up. That's why she didn't answer me. She wanted to have enough time to write the letter without having to do it in front of me. So it would be more of a surprise. And she didn't tackle me, she hugged me! It must of felt like she was trying to attack me because there were probably a lot of letters in the saddle. She wasn't calling me names under her breath, she was attempting to speak with crying again! She threw the muffin at me because either she didn't want to come closer to me in fear of being hit (while still wanting to give her the muffin to try to cheer her up), or she just didn't know what to do. Knowing Derpy, she was probably really confused and didn't know what to do anymore. So she did what she was best at. She was random. UGH! I FEEL LIKE SUCH A DICK RIGHT NOW!!!" Rainbow yelled angrily. But then Rainbow Dash saw something else on the paper..... There were words. She took a deep breath a started to read out loud. Dear Wainbow Dash, I'm Vewy sowwy for not being able too tawk to you in powny (IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S THE SAME THING AS SAYING IN PERSON! LIKE, NOT TALKING TO SOMEONE IN PERSON! GET IT? ..........DAMN), but i was weally newvous. You see..... ummm..... I kind owf..... uhh...... Like you. I know that you awe vewwy stwong, and smawt, and pwetty, and..... I'm nawt. But I feel a stwong connection wetween us..... I'm sowwy if you down't like me anymowre or if you never want to be my fwiend again, and I understand. The only powny's I ever see you with with are big stawwions; and I know that you pwobably didn't wike mares. I didn't until now. I'm vewwy sowwy that this was sudden, but.... I just can't wait any lownger. I weally want to get my feewings out..... again, I'm sowwy. And...... umm...... I wuv you. Love, Derpy. P.S.: Why do you call me Derpy? No wons ever called me that befowre..... I hope that it's a name you aways call me, because I think that feels nice if we become a couple. Nawt that we will or anything.... But umm... I would never say no! Uh-oh..... I fowgot my ewaser!..... Umm.... pwease don't hate me... P.S.S: Why are you cwying? Pwease don't cwy. That make me want to cwy! Uh-oh. I think you heard me. Haha i'm going to do something weally funny to you! I'm going to hug you fwom behind! Haha I hope you smile and waugh and we have a good time..... Then i'll give you the letter and fwy away fast, then you'll be suwpwised! And then you'll tell me that you wuv me and.... oops, did I wight that down? I weally should've bwought an ewaser. Anyways, I'm going to do it now! I wuv you! Derpy Dash =] Then, Dash fainted. Author's Note: Well, that's it! I hope you guys enjoyed! In case you were wondering, I'll try to upload new chapters daily, but considering my chapters are probably going to be about a little shorter than this, unless i put in just a little short and very climactic part (Like calm before the storm). Anyways, please leave a comment saying how my first chapter of my first stowy was!.... Uh-oh, I think Derpy here is twying to.... uh, I mean, trying to rub off on me or something..... Anyways, Have a nice day and expect more!!!! :D .... P.S.(oh shit): If you didn't read the top of my story, then please go check out NukaColaBomb and SgtRainbowDash! They are amazing writers who inspired me to make this. Anyways, PEACE!!! :P
Mares or Stallions?OK GUYS!!!! SECOND CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! SO HERE. WE. GO!!!!!! =D Chapter 2 Mares or Stallions? The next day, Rainbow Dash woke up looking ike she just had a hangover. Not that she would know, of course!!!! hehehe.... Anyways, Rainbow Dash, remembering what just happened the day before, slowly shuddered. She re-read the letter many times, just to make shure she was seeing it correctly. She was. "So.... small recap of yesterday... I cried, I whined, Derpy heard me, she hugged me from behind, I got scared, I bit her hoof, I called her names, I broke her nose, I kicked her...... umm.... privates , I threatened to kill her and almost did, I got hit in the head with a muffin, and broke her heart. I wonder if she still loves me." Rainbow Dash sighed, thinking to herself. "Well.... I HAVE been thinking..... I've only ever dated stallions, and they only seemed to end up stabbing me in the back.... Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer." *FACEHOOF* "DAMN IT! I completely forgot about the fact that I just injured her physically and emotionally.... And that's just wrong! EWWWW!!! That's gross, dating the same gender pony! Isn't that illegal or something? UUGGHHH!!! WHY DO I HAVE SUCH MIXED EMOTIONS!!!?!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash glanced around to make sure no pony was around to hear. "Well..... let's just break it down. The pro's....hmmm..... pro's pro's pro's.....Oh! It can give me an opportunity to try something new! I've never been with any pony but a stallion. Another one..... Derpy didn't seem like the type that would take advantage of her. Last, I find her pretty cute. Maybe even a little sexy! Mmmmmmm....." Rainbow Dash smiled. She didn't notice a little gasp that came from underneath her soft cloud. Then realizing what she just said..... "...... WHAT THE BUCK! WAS! THAT!?!?!?!? Did I just admit my feelings about Ditzy to myself without realizing it? That's nuts..... but in a good way. But I don't think that i'm in good standings with a relationship with her anymore..... Considering I probably just lost my best friend and my lo...." She caught her muzzle before she said anything else. She could've sworn she heard someone giggling, but she decided to ignore it. It could've been an animal. "Ugh, fine! I'm going. I'm gonna look for Derpy and explain that i'm sorry. But before that..... I gotta talk to Twilight." She shrugged, a giant blush on her face. Rainbow Dash got up, and left. ~-~-~_~_~-~-~_~-~-~_~-~_~-~_~_~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~_~_~_~_~~-~~_~-~~_~_~-~-~-~_~_~~_~-_~_~-~~-_~-~-~\_~\_~-- DITZY DOO's POV ~-~_~-~\_~\_~\_~\_-_\_~~~_~-~-~-~-~-~~\__~_~-~--~-~~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~\_~\_~-~~\_~\_~_~_~_~-~_~_~_~-~_~-~~_~_-~_ "WHY!!!!!?!?!?!? WHY DID SHE DO WHIS TO ME!?!?!?" I yell at the top of my lungs. I went to nurse Redheart and apparently I have a broken nose. This is going to make my speech inpedement even worse than it already is. Bucking shit. I'm guessing it also makes me curse a LOT more. "......I wish..... I wish I didn't supwise her.... I wish I just gave her the letter. Then nowne of this would've happened....." she whines with sadness. I look at my hoof. There's a scar from where she bit me too! This is gonna make it a lot harder to get a mate now. I look down in sadness. "......So.... I gwess she dowsn't wuv me....." I say, with tears starting to leak from my eyes. Then, I perked up my head. "Wait a sec...... Maybe she was a wittle shawcked that I hugged her! Maybe she does like me and now she's sowwy that she did that! I'm gowing to see her again!" I finally reach her cloud. I hear her talking to some pony, but there's no pony there! Maybe she's just talking to herself. I hide in the bushes, in fear of being caught. She doesn't notice me. ".....Maybe I should take Derpy up on her offer." Before I had a chance to let out a little fan girl squeal, I heard a loud smack. I couldn't hear a lot of it, but I managed to pick up a few words. "That's just wrong! .....Illegal......Gross......Same gender pony!.....MIXED EMOTIONS!!!!?!?" Rainbow Dash let's out a loud sigh. I see Rainbow take a look around. Good thing she didn't see me! She continues talking to herself. "Ok... So the pros.........Something something advantage...... Cute..... Even a little sexy! Mmmmmm...." I gasp. What the hay!?!? She's attracted.... To ME!?!? Then I realize that the gasp was a little loud, but she didn't hear me. "WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!?!?!?" Rainbow Dash yells. Oh no.... Did she hear me!!?!? She said something else.... ".....Considering I just lost lost my best friend and my lo...." I giggled. Bad idea. I think she heard me! "Going to look for Derpy..... Twilight." I rush out of the bushes, quietly and quickly. This was going to be a good day, I just feel it!!! Author's note: This was a pretty good chapter, considering it was created at 6:30 AM. =]
The Head StartHey guys! Glad you can stop by! Many people commented on my story already, and you guys are the people that move me enough to write this story. Although, I AM in high school. oh! I mean, I am in high school. ;) someone told me that instead of capitalizing the words, I should put them in italics. Anyways, in high school, we have laptops. So, i'm able to keep on putting in bits and pieces in to my story. Sorry if it seems kind of off, i'm trying to pay attention to this and my teacher. Ugh, teachers use big words. I hope I don't end up accidently use words like "velocity", or maybe "masses." Those words are so corrupted!! Thanks! :D Enjoy! By the way, I took out Derpy's speech inpedement. I agree, it's kinnd of hard to understand her. If you guys really want it back, i'll put it in. Chapter 3 the Head Start ~--~_~_~-~~_~_~_~_-~_~_~__--~-~-~-~___~~_~_~_~~-~_~__~-~_~-`_~-~_~_~_~-_~-~-~-~-~~_~_~_~-~-~-~_~_~_~-~~ Derpy's Pov ~-~_~_~~-~-~_~_~_-~_~__~~~-~--~-~-~-\_-~\_--~---~-~\_~\_~\_-~-~\_~\_~-~\_~~-~--\__~-~_~-~------~_~-_~_`-~~~_~-~ "So..... I'm sexy?" I ask myself. I'm still a little shocked. I can't belive she thinks of me that way. Not that I have a problem with that or anything....I think to myself. "I have to find her again! Maybe..... Maybe she also feels the way I do. I have to be brave, and face my fears. I... I'm going to talk to Dash. But how will I catch up to her?" I spoke aloud. "Well, I guess I'll just fly to Twilight's. Maybe Dash is still there!" I squeal with joy. I take off, flying as fast as my little wings could carry me. ~___~~_~\_~\_\_~~\_~_~-~---__-~-~-`\_~~\_~`\_~-~\_~-~\_\_~-~\_`\_-------\_~\__~~~_~~-~_~_~_~--\_~\__\_~-~\_-`~_ Third Person ~-_~_-\_`\_~`---~~~-~-~-~\_\_~_~_~-~-~-~\_-_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~-~_---~_~_\_~\_~\_--~\_~\__~_~-~-~~_~_~-~_~_~ Rainbow Dash bursts through Twilight's window, completely obliterating the entire library. She gets up, and dusts herself off. She looks at Twilight, who is now completely surrounded by books. "Hey Twi, uh..... didn't you tell me yesterday that you were gonna clean this up?" Rainbow Dash snickers. "I did..... Did you fail at flying again?" Twilight Sparkle snorts. Rainbow Dash sticks her tongue out. "You're talking to the best flier in all of Equestria!" "Ugh, whatever. What do you want, Rainbow?" Twilight says, starting to put books away with her magic. "Girl problems." Twilight freezes, dropping her book. She starts laughing. "Hahaha! For a second, I actually thought you meant you had mare problems. I like with dating. But now I know what you mean... I think. Do you mean that you want to help me with a problem I have? Because you did say you wanted girl problems." Rainbow Dash gulps. She realizes that her friends might have something against.... her problem. Or, they might not want to have a friend that questions her sexuality and gender preferences. But that was a risk she's willing to take. "....No..... It means that... I have... y'know.... mare problems." She manages to say, with a tight squeezing feeling in her stomache. "What, did another stallion break up with you?" Twilight asks, still not getting it. "No, it means...... I think I like a mare." Spike, who was coming around the corner, drops his plate of gemstones and glass of milk. He stares at Rainbow Dash, not worrying about his gemstones anymore. "You.... you don't like Rarity, do you?" Spike whispered, obviously worried about his crush turning bisexual. "No! Never! It's really difficult to explain.... I did something really bad yesterday, and I got this letter..." Rainbow Dash replies. "Ok, then I don't care." Spike answers, picking up a gemstone and stuffing it in his mouth. "By the way, why is Twilight on the floor? Is she sleeping?" Spike asks. Dash looks at Twilight, who must've passed out when I said I think I like a mare. Rainbow picks her up, and sets her on the couch. A few minutes later, Twilight comes to. Twilight rubs her eyes with her hoof. "Ugh..... I had the wierdest dream...... It was kinda silly actually." She realizes Rainbow Dash was there with her, and she gasps. "That..... That wasn't a dream, was it?" Rainbow shakes her head. "It doesn't mean I'm lesbian or anything like that. But yesterday I got this letter from some pony, and it says she really likes me; and...... I think I like her too." "So.... who is this special pony your talking of?" Twilight asks politely. No pony was expecting what was going to happen next. Derpy comes crashing through the door, and with a mighty big grin, said- "I am!" Author's note: Celestia Derpy, you could be so random sometimes! Anyways, now that this chapter's over, I'll be starting with the next one. These last two chapters haven't been very long, but I don't want to make every chapter more than 1,500 words. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed! PEACE!! :P
Telling the TruthHey guys! I'm glad you're still here! So I'm still and school and I have a small problem. Should I do Extra credit, or should I write another chapter? Extra Credit? CHAPTER!!!!! xP I'm actually scaring myself about how much I'm writing.... I never used to write as much as this.... Eh, who cares? Oh yeah, my grade! XD anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! I'm gonna try to make this one a little more random. Also, I kinda need a little help. Should I capitalize the I in I'm or It's? Thanks!!! By the way, did you know we got the word cereal from Demeter?...... Well.....Yeah. -Harrison Chapter 4 Telling the Truth Everyone in the room gasped in unison. The room went silent, and nobody said a word. Twilight was the first to speak up. "Dash.... is this true?" she spoke with unease. Rainbow Dash looked up at her nervously. Would..... would Twilight not like me anymore if I told her the truth? she wondered, not knowing what to do. "I.... umm.... I don't know...." she said, looking defeated. She took a glance towards Ditzy Doo. She was looking at Rainbow Dash, looking confused. Presumably she thought that Rainbow Dash loved her, but..... was she wrong? "Rainbow.... If you like her, then just say it. I won't hold anything against you." Twilight spoke softly. Dash took this by surprise. "So... you wouldn't hate me?" Rainbow Dash spoke shyly. "Hate you? Celestia forbid I should ever hate you for liking someone! Yes, I might not be glad about your decision, but whatever your heart desires, go for it." Dash dropped to her knees, with tears in her eyes. I've.... never felt this way before..... I don't know..... She let out a cry sadness. Everyone rushed over to Rainbow Dash.... everyone except Derpy. She still had a confused look on her face, not knowing what was going on. "Wow.... Derpy's so cute when she's confused.... although she's always confused!" She thought to herself. They all stared at her, except Derpy, who was jumping up with joy. "Umm.... did I say that out loud?" she asked with a blush. "Uh... Yeah.... Kind of..." Spike laughed. "Well, I'll just let you know that I don't mind you and Derpy being hooked up! I think you guys would look cute together." Spike said happily. ""WHAT!?!?!?" Came a voice from behind them. Rainbow Dash behind her to see four girls standing in the doorway of the house. There was Fluttershy, AppleJack, And Rarity... and angry ones, too. "Well... maybe I shou've kept my mouth shut..." Spike said nervously. "Yeah, you should've." Author's note: Pretty cool story bro! I just finished my spanish class so I hope I don't randomly start talking in Espanol. Anyways, this was meant to be a cliffhanger/filler, so it's not long. The next one will hopefully be longer. Anyways..... ADIOS!(oh shit! XD)
Wait, What?Hey guys.... I'm kind of in a bad mood, so I don't know when this chapter will be up. I would tell you guys, but it's kinda hard to understand. It's a jealousy thing, if you know what I mean. Before you say anything, just know that it isn't girl problems or anything. By the way I'm a guy. XD Also, in my other chapters, i've attempted to put in Italics and Bold. I thought I was doing it right. XD I just realized that I have to write in between the two squares, not after a before it. Anyways, I'm gonna try to make this a pretty lengthy chapter; since my last one was only about 500 words long. Anyways... ENJOY!!!! =] --*--*WARNING*--*--! This chapter contains harsh language and sexual themes! Read at your own risk.... Chapter 5 (=D) ...Wait, What? "WHAT!?!?!?" the girls yelled. Rainbow Dash started growing pale to the face. She was going to make up an excuse, but then Derpy steps between them.(Uh-oh) "Hey, hey, hey! Mares! Let's all be mature! We don't need to get so upset over this! Just because Dashie loves me, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it! You can stomp your hooves, you can call us names, but you'll end up just pissing yourselves off even more!" Every pony cringes from hearing the vulgar language used by the usually very clean Derpy. "I mean, before I even"- she was cut off by Rainbow Dash's hoof covering her muzzle. Rainbow Dash whispered into Derpy's ear. Shut up! Your embarrassing me and yourself! Let ME do the talking!" Derpy's ears flop down, giving off her sad face. The girls start walking towards us, obviously very angry. AppleJack was leading the ponies. She raised her hand to slap Rainbow Dash, until Twilight yelled, ["WAIT!!!!" Every pony cringed. Never have they heard Twilight yell before. "Every pony.... I have a few things to say about what's happening here." Twilight began. "I'd say so myself! I mean, that's just gross, wierd, uncomfortable; and no pony wants to be around a.... gay pony." Rarity huffs. Twilight walks up to Rarity very slowly, but before Rarity spoke again, Twilight slapped her as hard as she could. Rarity froze up in complete and utter shock. Then, she started crying. No pony dared to move, deeply afraid. "I'm sorry, Rarity. I just had to shut you up. Now, does any pony else have some smart ass comment to make?" Twilight said angrily. They stood in silence. Twilight never curses. Even Derpy froze. That's a first. "....Thank you. Now, if I heard correctly, Dashie and Derpy are, in fact, a couple. That does, in fact, make her bisexual. Not gay, or a lesbian. It means she likes both mares and stallions. There's nothing wrong with that. You can't control who you fall in love with. I completely understand Rainbow. Now, Rarity, why wouldn't you want to hang out with someone just because they're bisexual?" Rainbow Dash walks up to Twilight. "Umm, Twilight...." She just continues her rant. This time, Rainbow Dash spoke a little louder. "Hey, Twilight! Equestria to Twilight! Please answer me." As usual, she just keeps on speaking. Rainbow Dash was starting to get annoyed. "Twilight. Shut. Up." "Not now, Rainbow Dash." Rainbow would've liked to think that she quietly sat down, and waited until Twilight was finished speaking. But that's not what happened. Every single time Twilight denied her, Dash just got madder. "Twiiiilllliiighttttt. Come on, I'm starting to get impatient...." "Raaaaiiinnnbbooowwww Daassshhh. Let me Fiiiiinnniiissshhhh." "Stop speaking. Now." "One moment Rainbow Dash. Stop interrupting me and it'll be over sooner." "One." "I'm going to ignore you now." "Two." "(Blah blah blah)" "Twilight, please don't make me count to three." "Rainbow Dash, don't make me slap you." "..." "Thank you. (Blah blah blah....)" ".... Twilight..... Please......Shut up.... I'm about to break down. I can't stand it. Don't let this happen. Just let me speak." Twilight didn't seem to hear. That, or she just completely ignored Rainbow Dash. By now, Rainbow Dash was fuming. She couldn't think straight and she started feeling sick. Twilight's voice wasn't making the feeling in her gut feel any better, either. Rainbow Dash clenched her teeth together. She can't stand it anymore! "Twilight." By now, Rainbow Dash's face was beet red. Then, she blew up. "TWILIGHT! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" The room fell silent yet again. The once cool and awesome "20% cooler in 10 seconds flat" pony went from daring to crazy. All eyes were on Rainbow Dash now. Dash was standing in the upright position, still beet red. No pony dared to look her in the eye. No pony had ever heard any pony who used that word, but they all knew what it was. Rainbow Dash just used an illegal word. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the word 'fuck'.) It was made illegal in all of Equestria. That's why every pony uses the word 'buck' nowadays. Ditzy Doo was right next to Rainbow Dash, slightly frightened. "DAMN IT! IS THAT WHAT IT FUCKING TAKES TO GET YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!?!?!?" Derpy started to tug lightly at Rainbow Dash's mane. Dash didn't notice it. She was too busy letting out all of her pent up anger. The next thing Dash says sends thousands of needles pricking into Ditzy's skin. "I DON'T FUCKING LOVE HER! IF TWILIGHT, OR MUCH LESS ANYONE EVEN BOTHERED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WOULD HEAR WHAT I TRYING TO TELL YOU! I GUESS THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOU PONIES TO LISTEN TO ME IS TO YELL! DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN I YELL? DO YOU!!!???" Everyone stared. Rainbow Dash never acted like this before. She never cursed, she rarely ever yelled, and her face was always.... well, not red. Derpy tugged a little harder. AppleJack noticed this, wondering to herself, Now how the hay isn't she crying right 'bout now? The pony she loved just completely denied her... "UGH! YOU ALL ARE IMPOSSIBLE! ANYWAYS, WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY, WAS THAT IT'S NOT THAT I'M BISEXUAL, LESBIAN, OR FOR THAT MATTER, GAY; I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOME HELP, THAT'S ALL! I WAS LOOKING FOR HELP FROM TWILIGHT, NOT YOU THREE! JUST BECAUSE I QUESTION MY SEXUALITY DOESN'T MEAN I'M QUESTIONING YOURS!" (Celestia Rainbow Dash! Lay off the Caps Lock!!! XD) Derpy tugged even harder (If you haven't figured it out by now, she was pulling it with her muzzle. Just a little fact =D). But, because of her sudden outburst, she couldn't feel anything anymore. She didn't even feel her face heating up. She just let it all out. All of that pain and loneliness, all of that heartbreak. It all started coming back to her, from five years ago, where it all began.... FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!! (.....Flashback) He put his hooves on her waist, kissing her neck softly. Rainbow Dash started feeling uncomfortable, but didn't say anything. She didn't want him to stop. His hands started massaging her lower flank area tenderly. Now she started to get a little nervous. 'ummm.... Indigo? Can you.... please stop?' He raised his face to hers, and spoke. 'But this is what you want. Your body is ready. It wants it. YOU want it. Don't deny it, I'm not taking no for an answer.' He started rubbing more vigourously. By now, Dash was in a mode of panic. 'Stop it.... I'm not ready! I don't want to lose my virginity yet!' 'YES YOU DO!' he barked at her. He lashed out, but she was too fast for him. She quickly escaped. (End Flashback) Rainbow Dash was so mad, she didn't even notice the blood dripping out of her eyes. (Yes, that was a metaphor. Just in case you were wondering, it wasn't really blood. It was tears, but because her face was so red, it kinda looked like blood...... Hehe, I'm smart.) Derpy pulled even harder. "WHY DO YOU PONIES CARE ANYWAYS? YOU ALL OBVIOUSLY HATE ME, JUST GO HOME! RIGHT NOW! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACES AGAIN!" Derpy couldn't take it anymore. She stopped pulling on Rainbow's mane. She was about to do possibly the riskiest thing in her life. But she had to try. She couldn't stand seeing Rainbow Dash in so much pain. She silently prayed to herself. Celestia, if I don't make it out of this alive, please let Rainbow Dash know that I love her. Also, if I do end up dying, please let it be fast. I don't want to suffer. I'm sorry for the things I did wrong during my whole life. Please forgive me. Even Derpy knows the consequences of what could happen. Rainbow Dash is very unpredictable when she's mad. I Derpy even lets out the wrong word.... But she's willing to go for it, all or nothing! Now's her time to shine! "DID YOU GET ALL OF THAT?!?!? I SAID GO. HOME. NOW!!!!! DO YOU EVEN FUCKING WANT ME TO SAY IT AGAIN? WELL TOO BAD! GO. THE FUCK. HOME. RIGHT. NOW!!! I BET IT'S FUNNY SEEING ME LOSE MY TEMPER! I BET YOU PONIES ARE STRUGGLING TO HOLD BACK YOUR LAUGHTER! NO PONY WOULD"- Derpy kissed her. She just walked up to her while she was hollering, and kissed her. Right on the lips. Just like that. Every pony gasped. That was the last thing Rainbow Dash expected to happen. This wasn't a peck on the lips, either. If you were to take a picture of it, you would've thought they were making out. Rainbow Dash's eyes fly open in a state of shock. She just sits there and takes it. Her originally deep red skin returned back to it's normal cyan color. Well, almost everything..... Except for her cheeks, which were blushing madly. Everything in both of there minds just seemed to fade away. Nothing else mattered to either of them anymore except eachother. Not wanting to end that wonderful feeling, Rainbow Dash wrapped her hooves around Derpy's neck and head. Derpy then did the same. Then, they actually started making out. Every pony in the room just stared at them, muzzles open and jaws hanging on the floor. They couldn't believe what they were seeing. Rarity was "sleeping", AppleJack was blushing, wondering if she should leave before they get any more intimate, and fluttershy.... well, she's still processing what's going on. (well, all of them are, really.) !!!!-WARNING-!!!! DISTURBING CONTENT STARTS HERE!!! (really? You mean it didn't start yet? XD) There is no nudity, so PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS AND STOP! DON'T CLOP!!!! :D There will be sexual terms in here, nothing too bad. If you skip it, it won't effect the story line. I'll tell you when it ends, so ENJOY!!!! :) (Okay, is anyone looking?...... Ok then. (Pulls down pants.) By this point, every single Pony has either fainted or left. (That includes Spike and Twilight). Derpy and Rainbow Dash notice this and take it into consideration. Derpy is (surprisingly) the first one to start. She slowly sticks her tongue into Rainbow Dash's mouth. This catches Rainbow Dash by surprise. She finally breaks the kiss. Derpy looked worried. "I hope I didn't just ruin the moment.... did I?" Rainbow Dash answers by licking Derpy's lips. "Shhhh.... Nothing can break this moment..... Nothing at all...." Derpy lets out a moan. She gasps, and says, "I....I'm sorry! I didn't mean to.." Ditzy was inturrupted by Rainbow Dash making out with Derpy again. Rainbow Dash didn't want to admit it, but that kinda turned her on..... A LOT. Rainbow starts to put her tongue into derpy's mouth, but Derpy intercepts it. There tongues wrestle, neither of the two giving up. Rainbow Dash then gives Derpy permission to explore her mouth, which is exactly what she did. Ditzy tasted the sweetness of the beautiful mare's mouth. She's extra careful not to leave any spot in her mouth untouched. Rainbow Dash takes this wonderful time to do the exact same thing to her love. Derpy's mouth tasted strangely perfect. Just the right amount of spicyness to make Rainbow Dash moan.... which is exactly what she did. Rainbow Dash started feeling strange. The feeling started from her (WOOHOO!), sending shock waves of pleasure throughout her whole body. She just realized something- she was wet! More wet than Derpy's mouth (:3). There was no denying the fact that Derpy was wet, either. She had her legs clenched together, obviously trying to resist the urge to please herself. (I have the wierdest wing-boner right now..... ;P) Ditzy Doo breaks the kiss. There was a strand of saliva that didn't want to let go, though. Both of the mares had there tongues out, and they smile to eachother. "Umm.... I think it might be a stupid question, but.... will you go out with me?" Derpy asks, letting out a little giggle. Rainbow Dash brings her lips to Ditzy's, and kisses her tenderly. "Really? I kinda thought you were gonna ask me about your little problem......" Derpy flicks her eyes down and blushes, avoiding eye contact with Dash. Dash begins to seductively blink at the nervous mare. "But.... that can wait....." Raindow Dash smiles, kissing her lover once more. OKAY! THE DISTURBING CONTENT ENDS HERE!!!! ! ! ! ! An hour later, the ponies wake up. Not to there surprise, Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo weren't there anymore. "Where do y'all s'pose they went?" AppleJack asked. "I don't have the slightest idea." Twilight replied, frowning. "I think I know..." Spike said with a grin. "Where?" They all asked at once. "Come on, Twi! Don't tell me you've never read books about this subject before! They're probably at Dash's cloud having"- Twilight cut him off. "Well then, there's no time to lose!" Spike watched as the 5 ponies ran out the door. "Umm... guys? That might not be the brightest idea...." Author's Note: ............................................................................................................Ok, that one might've gotten a little out of hand....... XD I don't know how much I wrote, but I just worked a good 4 and a half hours on this chapter.... You guys BETTER like it, or else.... Or else I'll get Rainbow Dash to yell at you!!!! FUS RO DAH!!!!!! :P Thank you every pony who managed to get this far without "emptying your stomache". I give you props!!! =] Keep on cloppin..... Uh... what I meant to say was.... uhh..... NEVERMIND!!! XD Anyways, If you guys didn't get the moral of this story yet, it's "It doesn't matter who you love, or if you and your partner are completely different, love is love." =] By the way, this story isn't done yet.... maybe in a few more chapters. See ya! =]
The Talkcolor=silver]HEY GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!! Lol I just figured out how to change the color! HOW KOOLAID IS THAT!?!? XD Sorry, I'm a little hyper right now. There's one this EVERY pony likes to do when they're hyper.... they write!!! =] Anyways... This will sure be an.... interesting, to say the least, chapter. By the way, the reason I don't have Pinkie in this and probably never will is because of something that scarred me for life..... ugh... (Fucking cupcakes). Also, this one is probably going to have to most innapropriate words in it, and if you haven't had the talk, then turn back now. Enjoy! -Harrison Chapter 6(9(Damn it Derpy!):P) The Talk(Oh shit) The four mares (and one baby dragon) rush over to Rainbow Dash's cloud to see what was going on. Rainbow Dash and Derpy left without saying anything to them, so they were apparently they were worried. Spike finally catches up to the girls. "Huff, huff.... Hey, Twilight! Stop, I need to talk to you for a second!" Spike pants. "I wish I could, Spike, but Rainbow Dash might be in trouble!" Twilight says, running a little faster. Spike does the last thing he knows that can get them all to stop (Well, not the last, but they were almost there, so he went with his last resort.) "Twilight, are you still a virgin?" Well, that sure as hell did the trick. Not only Twilight, but every pony there stopped abrubtly to look at Spike. "SPIKE....." Twilight glared him down. Spike flicks the top of his tongue to his palate, making a clicking sound. "I kind of assumed that. Well, have you ever read about sex?" Twilight was taken aback. "No, I haven't... But how do you know? Don't tell me.... You're not a virgin, are you, Spike? (Oh shit)(Trollface)" "Oh, I can guarantee that I am, but Twilight..... you have about 20 versions of those kind of books in that huge library of yours. Ok, gather around every pony, it's time for a lesson. (Oh, this is getting a whole lot more exciting for me to write! :P)." Every pony does as they were told, even though they were nervous. Spike clears his throat. Damn! This is going to be a lot harder than I think. Giving the talk to my big sister.... Uh-oh. I forgot about....RARITY!!! Spike thought. He looked over to Rarity. She had her muzzle down part way, a frown on her face, and big adorable blue eyes that were staring at Spike. Spike gulped. If I do this, then what will Rarity think of me? What if she doesn't like me anymore? What if I'm not her Spikey Wikey anymore? UGH! Well, I better say it before I think things over too much. "Ok, girls. It's going to be hard for me to do this, y'know, this I'm younger than every pony here, but.... you see, when two ponies love each other very much.... they, umm..." Rarity stops him.(GURL POWA!!! :)) "I think I know where you're going with this...." Spike's heart starts racing. "....My mother told me it when I was four..." Spike let out a sign of relief. Ok, good. So apparently she's thinking of something extremely different...(OK THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! =]) "... You see, when two ponies love eachother very much, they have something called sex. Sex is when the stallion sticks his penis into your probably tight mare vagina, considering you're all still virgins. Your first time probably won't be very long, especially if the stallion cums first, but that's usually only if they're virgins or they've never masturbated before. In that case, they're prick, which is another word for penis but dirtier, is very sensitive. The first time you ponies have sex, you'll probably bleed a lot from your vagina. That's what happens when your hymen breaks. Your hymen is technically a wall that their prick has to penetrate, just like a needle piercing the skin, but it hurts a lot more. Once you're hymen breaks, it should only hurt a little longer. After that, the next time you have sex, it won't bleed anymore. Even your first time feels pleasure filled after your hymen breaks. But, since Rainbow Dash and Ditzy Doo are both mares, it's going to be a little more awkward their first time. They both have vagina's, you see. So, one way to do it is to put their vagina's together and start rubbing them. Another way is to hoof the others vagina. To do that, you slowly start massaging the other vagina, and, when they feel ready, you start to dip your hoof slowly into their vagina. It hurts a lot the first time. There are two more ways. One way is the pretty much lick the other's vagina. The last way is the superior "Strap-On". The strap on is an artifical penis that attaches around your own vagina. It wraps around your flank and snaps on at the back. In this case, you're technically bucking the other mare with an artifical prick. Using any of these methods will soon get the clit to come out. The clit is a G-spot, which if you touch, is extremely pleasurable. When the clit comes out, it means their about ready to cum. Cumming is another word for ejaculation, but again, it's a lot dirtier. Cumming is when you reach a climax, or the end of your sexual session. Unless the stallion pulls out, he has a chance of getting you pregnant. Unfortunately, Ditzy Doo and Rainbow Dash can't get pregnant. That's because the cum isn't compatible. It's also because the cum will not travel far enough to reach the other's ovaries, which is where her eggs are. The eggs produce fillies. Now, I would talk to you about two stallions, but that, my young fillies, is for another lesson. Thank you." ... ... ... (.....................................................................................................................................DA FUCK DID I JUST WRITE!?!?!??!) "......" "....." "......" Rarity lets out a puff. "Why's everyone so quiet? Was it something I said? Does my breath smell? Oh no, anything but that!" She says, proceeding to attempt to smell her own breath. AppleJack was the first one to speak up. ".....So, uh, your mama told ya that when you were four?" "Well, of course! Why, is something wrong with that?" "Nope. Just wondering." Twilight was the next one to join this conversation. "Rarity.... That still doesn't tell us why Ditzy or Rainbow Dash isn't here!" (DAMN IT TWILIGHT! USE YOUR BRAIN!!!) "Yeah! Let's go to the cloud!" Fluttershy said, not at all dazed by the talk. "Ok girls! Let's go!" Twilight bucked, as they all ran, leaving behind a poor, unconscious baby dragon. OK!! That sure was fun! I hope it didn't gross you out on how much I knew about the subject! XD Anyways THANKS!!! See ya next chapter!!! =]
