Living The Dream, Fan Remake.

Chapter 2

Yolo

Alright first day at “Young Cares Orphanage for Colts.” It's basically like a university, you have the boys dorm and the girls dorm. And the roads in this part of town are like Savannah. Cobblestone Streets. Anyways, on the other side of the street is “Young Cares Orphanage for Fillies.” Why, oh why did they torture us colts like this. We are forced to sit in this dump with no fillies to look at and get dirty thoughts.

Anyways, I'd like to see how I'd last, first day right? Can't be that bad.

DAY 1

I am writing this to make this feel more dramatic, three colts are now bullying a small skinny gray nerd with glasses and brown hair. While the colts has blue coats. But each had different hair. I may be next, only time can save my red ass-

“Hey” I looked up scared as fuck. The blue buffed pony glaring down at me.

“Oh dear god... I am now royally bucked...” WHEN DID I EVER SAY BUCK... Oh wait...

“What? No, we aren't going to buck you,” Oh thank you jesus. “We are going pound you” … No Me Gusta.

DAY 1... 6 hours in at least

I eat at the table, the colt in charge of this building laid out some nice food. At least I get something good today. Beaten up by bullies, thrown into a garbage can. The Garbage pony found my unconscious body 5 seconds before he was about to throw me in the crusher. By my rights I will get back at the three. And-

“Hey!” The Blue colt glared at me. “Food” Buck... Me... Hard... In... My... Ass... Literally. But, I can just say no, after all the orphan matron is here.

DAY 6

THE MATRON DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT BUCKING HAPPENS TO ME! I got bullied all week, and he just shrugs it off and live to laugh another day! If he doesn't give a shit then I am going to sneak into the girls dorm and attempt to get noticed.

Day 6... 5 Hours in.

Well... I now know for a fact that the two matrons don't give two flying bucks about what happens to their kids... The filly matron saw me... And shrugged... I then went on a rampage throwing the girls clothes about, but she didn't care until I went into her room and threw shit around... I am running away

“Sing the packing song! Singa, singa, sing the packing song, enjoy packing all your clothes! And get ready for the close, of... Your... Do___or!” And here comes the nerd I talked about on day 1.

“Whatcha doin” He examined and realized “You'sth not reawwy runnin' way?”

“I am.” I stood up and faced him. “When you see the three we do not speak of... Tell them these three words...” I stared at him, eyes dead in the center of his pupils. “Buck.... You....” Think of a third word “... Ass”  I stepped back, and walked out of the building. Nailed it.

“Thank you god” I used the bits he gave me to buy train tickets to where? Ponyville. At least I will be educated there with a great teacher.

After a couple hours of waiting, the train arrived and a pony in a blue suit yelled out “ALL BOARD THE EXPRESS OF PONYVILLE!” I then see many people board... Betting the invisible person next to me 500$ that 1/3 of them are bronies or pegasisters.

On the train ride I met a brown pony with red hair... Damn we did not talk at all, only about 4 sentences she spoke. Said something about meeting a cousin or something. The ponyville countryside is pretty. You know... Pretty... And boring as hell. Because the red maned filly sat next to the damn window! I GET TO SEE BUCKING TWO HOMELESS PONIES HAVING SEX ON THE TRAIN IN THE LANE! Not Literally but... You would suspect that to happen.

“WE ARE NOW ARRIVING IN PONYVILLE!” The blue suited pony SCREAMED. Then went to the next room and screamed... And the next. Until the 6th room where we couldn't hear him... And by then we were at ponyville... Ahh... Nice peaceful...

“THATS HER!” OH BUCK SHE SCARED ME! All I heard was a voice like Appleblooms and- Oh dear... Buck me I am in equestria...