“Pinkie! Not on the console!” The Doctor yelled at the pink pony, who took it upon herself to start decorating the inside of the Tardis.
“Oh come on! I just wanna make her feel pretty!” Pinkie Pie said laughing as the started decorating the console with streamers and confetti.
“She’s beautiful just the way she is!” The Doctor yelled as he tried to chase away the crazy party mare.
“Ohhh maybe some dots here and there!” Pinkie Pie yelled out happily as she ran a paint brush across it.
“Discord put you up to this, didn't he?! He was always jealous of her beauty!” The Doctor yelled again trying to chase down the pink pony.
“Guys!” Spike yelled, poking his head out of a random hall, making both of them stop in their tracks.
“We’re about ready to eat so come on.” Spike said as he retreated back into the hall. Pinkie Pie smiled as she began to hop away until The Doctor grabbed hold of her tail and pulled her back.
“Oh no you don't! No pizza for you until you clean up the Tardis.” He said firmly.
“Awww but-“

“No buts, now hurry up, the faster you clean up this mess the faster you get pizza.” the Doctor said firmly as he turned to walk away. He didn't take more than 2 steps before Pinkie zoomed past him.
“Hey! I-“
“Finished now! I’ll race you to the pizza!” Pinkie Pie said as she dashed past him.
“What?! What?” he said as he turned around to see the Tardis back to the way it was, it even had a slight shine to it.
“...what?” he said in a deadpan voice as he looked at the scene in shock. The Doctor quickly shook it off as he trotted down the same hall the young dragon and pink pony went down. He made a mental note to have the Tardis scan Pinkie Pie later. He quickly came into a rather large room with a large wooden round table in the middle. He still needed to say sorry to Arthur for “borrowing” it. The young mares and dragon were already sitting around it, grinning from ear to ear at the large amount of pizza in front of them with drinks in their hoofs.
“It’s about time you showed up! Rarity said we’re not allowed to eat until you got here.” Rainbow Dash said slightly annoyed before turning her attention to the pizza drooling a little as she watched it as if it was the first time she had seen one.
“Well it is rude, darling, to eat without the host.” Rarity said as she wrapped a napkin around her neck earning an eye roll from Rainbow Dash.

“Well, she is right; it is a bit rude to start without the host, especially one as handsome as me.” The Doctor said with a chuckle as he made his way to an empty seat between Derpy and Twilight. They just rolled their eyes at him.
“Can we dig in now!?” Rainbow Dash said, eager to eat.
“Not yet.” The Doctor said, earning a whine from her as he grinned a bit taking a look around the room, he clapped his hoofs and jazz music began to play.
“Awww yeah! The Doctor’s in the house!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as the music played.
“Well, dig in!” The Doctor said as he grabbed a slice for himself. The others eagerly grabbed a slice for themselves, eagerly biting into it.
“Mmm, who would have thought a pizza with dandelions, daisies, mushrooms and hay would taste so good!” The Doctor yelled, finishing up his slice and quickly reached for another one.
“Well, chances are if you drown anything with lots of tomato juice and melted cheese it would taste good.” Derpy said as she munched on her slice and pulled away a long string of cheese, connecting her and her pizza. Soon the room was filled with the sounds of laughter and talking.
“So girls, anypony see the new movie? The one about the prince and the peasant.” Rarity asked as she took a sip of her soda enjoying the sweet drink.
“Saw it last week.” Derpy said as she took another bite of her pizza.
“...wait how? It just came out yesterday.” Rarity asked, looking at her puzzled. Derpy pointed to the Doctor, making the mares sigh at him.

“What?” He asked, looking at them as he finished his third slice.
“You know what, you cheater.” Twilight said in a deadpan tone, shaking her head slightly.
“Oh come on! She wouldn't stop bothering me!” The Doctor said, pointing back at Derpy.
“Hey, don't go blaming that on me!” Derpy yelled back as she held up a pizza.
“Hey no! No throwing food in the Tardis!” He yelled in a panic as he moved right and left, trying to angle himself away from the line of fire.
“Hey, you said we couldn't touch anything, didn't say anything about a little food fight.” Derpy said with a grin, suddenly Spike screamed, the Doctor turned and saw him hiding under the table. He was about to ask what got into him, but then saw what had made him hide. Pinkie Pie had pulled out her Party Cannon, ready to fire. She must have a pocket universe in her mane, that was the only explanation he had for the things she could pull out.
“No! If you fire that I will be very- “
Pinkie Pie fired the cannon, covering everypony in pizza and confetti. The Doctor sat there, covered in layers of pizza, he slowly wiped away the cheese from his face a frown on his face.
“Crossed.” he said in a dead pan tone. Derpy wiped cheese off her face only to see a very angry Doctor. Pinkie noticed this and backed off a little, worried about what the Doctor might do.
“You know what this means.” He said firmly, the rest of the group trying to get clean, Rarity nearly fainting at the sight of cheese on her white coat.

“Ummm…it was only a joke…” Pinkie Pie said nervously nearly slipping on the sauce on the floor.
“I don’t care, someone has to be punished.” he said standing up his frown still on his face.
“Aww Doctor, don’t be like that, she was only playing, no need to punish her or anything.” Derpy said looking at him feeling sad that he was mad. She never did like seeing him sad.
“I know she isn't the one who's going to be getting her just deserts.” he said firmly, only then did he realize the Cannon was gone, but he didn't think too hard on it.
“Wait what? Who---” Derpy's question was cut off due to The Doctor throwing a slice of pizza in her face. A collective “Ooooooh~!” was heard as Derpy stood there for a moment before wiping away the pizza and the first thing she saw was The Doctor grinning at her. Derpy looked shocked at him, and then small tears began to form in her eyes, making his smile fade as quickly as a gem given to Spike.
“Why...Why ...would...you...do ….that?” Derpy said, her eyes watering, as her lips contorted into frown.
“Oh come on! I was just kidding!” The Doctor said in a panic as he tried to calm her down. The girls and Spike watched on, whispering.

“I thought ….you were my ….friend…” Derpy said, covering her face with her hooves as she turned around. The crying only made The Doctor panic more.
“I'm sorry! I’m so soo sorry!” The Doctor said still panicking, if there was one thing he hated more than all the evil in the universe, it was to make a girl cry.
“Look Derp---.” The Doctor was cut off as a large wad of Pizza was shoved in his face.
“That’s Ditsy doo to you Mr.!” she said with a chuckle. The Doctor wiped the pizza off his face for the second time tonight and saw his companion grinning at him.
“Cheater!” he yelled, pointing a hoof at her.
“All’s fair in pizza and cheese.” she said with a grin. The Doctor glared at her.
“This means war!” he yelled as he grabbed another blob of pizza and tossed it, Derpy ducked just in time, only for it to miss her and hit Rarity in the face, making the whole group gasp.
“Whoa Rarity you OK?” Rainbow Dash asked looking at her. Rarity used her magic to whip the cheese off, glaring at everypony.
“Oh it is ON!” Rarity yelled as she tossed it back. Within seconds, the dining hall of the Tardis became a battle ground of pizza, and soon the all-out war turned into a team vs team battle royal. Derpy and The Doctor teamed up naturally, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, Rarity and her self-appointed knight in shining scales Spike, and Pinkie and Twilight as the final team and Fluttershy was just hiding under a table, not wanting to see any violence.

“Come Miss Hooves, we must eliminate the pink menace!” The Doctor yelled as he tossed a slice of pizza at Pinkie.
“Oh that’s me!” Pinkie Pie said happily as she opened her mouth and ate the slice whole. Pinkie smiled as she took out her Party Cannon and pointed it at them, Derpy and The Doctor screamed as they took cover behind a table.
“Come on! That’s not fair!” He yelled angrily, poking his head out slightly and quickly ducked as Pinkie opened fire.
“Return fire Miss Hooves!” Doctor yelled out as he tossed a pizza out from his cover.
“Right Doctor!” Derpy said as she retaliated by tossing pizza, missing the pink pony and hitting the rainbow colored one instead.
“Hey cheap shot!” She yelled as she tossed a few slices back at them.
“How did you even miss Pinkie and hit Skittles?” The Doctor asked, looking over at his companion, she returned his look with a pout.

“Hello?!” Derpy said annoyed as she pointed to her eyes, The Doctor gave her a sheepish smile.
“For the last time, my name is not bucking Skittles!” Rainbow Dash yelled angrily as she tossed a slice at The Doctor. Missing as he ducked before popping back up.
“Hey, language! We have children here!” The Doctor said pointing a hoof at her, dodging another slice as she threw it.
“Come, my knight of shining scales, we must defeat these ruffians!” Rarity yelled as she used her magic to toss pizza at all of them, Spike stood under her wearing a paper hat while holding a plate in front of him like a shield.
“Yes milady!” Spike yelled as he tossed a slice at Twilight which in turn got him a stern look, he giggled a bit nervously before taking a pizza slice to the face by Twilight.
“Ha! Take that, my fateful assistant!” Twilight grinned before being hit by Applejack.
“Hehe, now this is my kind of slumber party, none of that fancy stuff to ruin it.” Applejack said with a grin, noticing the shocked look from Rarity.
“Hey, I thought you said you liked it when I did your hair~” Rarity said, her voice a bit high pitched and whiny making them all cringe slightly.

“Can't...we...all...get...along?” Fluttershy said, getting everypony’s attention, still hiding under the table.
“NO!” They all yelled happily as they tossed pizza here and there. The battle went on for what seemed like hours, the whole dining room being covered in cheese and sauce. Laughs filled the whole room as they continued to have their food war. Finally after the pizza ammo had been completely exhausted the group of friends laid sprawled on the ground, panting and laughing.
“Wow…Discord would so have loved that.” Pinkie Pie said, laying on the ground, wheezing and panting from laughing so hard.
“True my dear Pinkie Pie, but if he were here we'd still be fighting.” The Doctor said laughing as he rolled onto his stomach giving a slight groan as he did so.
“Wow, never thought that would have happened in the Tardis.” the Doctor said with a chuckle as he looked at his friends, who were recovering from the food fight as well. Fluttershy had come out and sat next to Twilight and Pinkie Pie completely untouched by the food artillery.
“Yeah, this was definitely one of the best moments I've had in here.” Derpy said with a smile, picking cheese out of her wings as she did.
“So true Miss Hooves, I will definitely put this in my top ten moments I have had in the old girl.” The Doctor said picking cheese from his brown coat and tossing it aside.
“Yeah, too bad Dinky and Sparkler aren't here.” Derpy said, slightly disappointed.
“Oh that reminds me, where are the little darlings?” Rarity said, using her magic to take chunks of cheese off of her, much to her dismay.

“Oh, well, Dinky is having her own sleepover with your sister, Applebloom, and Scootaloo, and Sparkler is away with some friends on a weekend retreat to Canterlot.” Derpy said with a smile pulling off some hay off of her wings.
“Oh, that sounds lovely! I’m glad the 4 of them are getting along, and where in Canterlot is Sparkler?” Rarity asked as Spike had started to help her with peeling cheese off of her.
“I think it’s called Le Golden Hoof.” Derpy said, Rarity looked over at her, her mouth hanging open in shock.
“WHAT!? HOW!?” Rarity shouted, standing up and rushed over to her, making Derpy look up at her in fear.
“Oh, here we go! Rarity on another crazy fancy moment.” Applejack said, picking her hat clean of any cheese it had on it, earning a glare from Rarity.
“Doesn't that mean she is crazy all the time?” Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle, earning a high hoof from Applejack.
“Well excuse me! I’m just curious how Derpy—“
“Oh no, I may let the Doctor get away with that only because it would be easier to teach a Manticore to sing opera than to get him to say my name right, but you have to say it right!” Derpy said annoyed making Rarity chuckle nervously at her. The Doctor pouted at his assistant, mouthing out the words “That’s not fair.”
“Yes...as I was saying, how did Ditsy here got her daughter into to the fanciest resort and spa?” Rarity said, looking at Derpy with hopeful eyes.

“Well....it helps that you’re friends with someone who's saved Equestria a lot of times now.” Derpy said chuckling as she looked at The Doctor who was cleaning his green tie.
“Oh that is not fair!” Rarity whined again as she suddenly dashed over to The Doctor.
“You so sold him out.” Twilight said with a grin as she watched Rarity bombard the Doctor with pleas making him back away from her slowly.
“I so did.” Derpy said grinning as she watched The Doctor back into a corner, a scared look on his face. Rarity continued to beg and plea with him, he continued to back away until his plot hit the cold wall of the Tardis. The Doctor looked over to his assistant and mouthed out “Save me” as Rarity started talking about a getaway for the both of them.
“Jeez, let the poor stallion breath Rarity.” Applejack said, looking over at her overly eager friend.
“Excuse me, I and Turner are talking so be kind and don't interrupt.” Rarity snapped back as she went back to talking to him.
“It’s The Doctor.” he said, sweating nervously. Rarity wrinkled her nose at him.
“Oh, but dear, we can't put that on our wedding vows, and Turner sounds so much more sophisticated.” She said as her eyes sparkled at the word.
“Well your right about―WEDDING!?” The Doctor yelled in panic, looking over at Derpy, his eyes begging her to intervene. He quickly noticed that all the mares, including his assistant, were choking back laughs.
“Yes dear, our wedding will be the envy of all of Equestria.” Rarity said, looking off into space with a dreamy look in her eyes. Spike looked up at her, his eyes full of hurt. But this went unnoticed by the fashionista as she continued to have her day dream. The Doctor looked over at Twilight hoping she would help him. He grew more desperate when she started talking about children.
“Aww I have to help him Ditsy.” Twilight said standing up, making the wall eyed mare pout.
“Awww why? It’s fun to watch him sweat.” Derpy said with an evil grin, enjoying his misery.

“True, but look he's doing the Doctor eyes.” Twilight said pointing to him. Derpy looked over and almost squealed at the puppy dog eyes he was making along with a pouting frown.
“Aww that cheater, OK go help him.” Derpy said giggling. Twilight smiled as she walked over to Rarity.
“Rarity you should probably stop bothering him.” Twilight said with a warm smile.
“What? I’m not bothering him! And besides why should I? We are talking about our future! ”Rarity said, slightly offended by her comment.
“Well, if I was you, I’d be more worried about the cheese staining my coat than a wedding. I mean, can you imagine that? A cheese colored coat, I don’t think Le Golden Hoof would like that.” Twilight said, her smile still on her face.
“OH MY GOODNESS!” Rarity yelled as she looked over herself, going into a near panic at the sight of the cheese starting to harden.
“Spike help me!” Rarity whined loudly as she began to pick at the cheese herself. Spike shot to attention, running to her side.
“Anything for you.” Spike said as he helped her peel the cheese off staring at her dreamily. Twilight and the others giggled as The Doctor slowly moved away from Rarity.
“Thank you.” The Doctor whispered, his tone telling Twilight how grateful he was.
“AHHHH! Ewwww!” Rarity suddenly yelled disgusted. The group looked over and saw Rarity looking at Rainbow Dash with a horrified look.

“What? It’s food.” Rainbow Dash said dully as she took another hoofful of cheese and ate it gleefully.
“Well, she does have a point Rarity.” Applejack said sniffing the cheese before shrugging and eating some herself. Rarity shrieked again as she stepped away from her friends, almost gagging.
“Shower! I need to shower!” Rarity yelled in a panic as she tried to hold back the pizza she ate.
“Actually that’s not a bad idea.” Twilight said, noting her cheesy coat and how it was already hardening.
“No, the pool doesn't count.” Derpy said as The Doctor slowly put his hoof down giving her a sheepish grin. The rest of the mares just stared at him.
“What? Like you never bathed in a pool before!” The Doctor yelled, pointing a hoof at the group.
“Mares, they are impossible to please.” Spike said annoyed, he quickly received a swift whack across the back of his head by Twilight. Spike grumbled as he rubbed his head.
“Anyway where is the shower room?” Twilight asked with a warm smile. The doctor just chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head a bit.
“I…don’t have one big enough for six mares, a stallion and a dragon….actually, I don’t have a shower at all.” The Doctor said giving them a sheepish grin as he chuckled nervously, the stares he got back made him stop.
“Though I can fix that, just give me a moment!” He said quickly as he made his way away from them and disappeared into the hallway. A few moments passed and the girls began to gossip, well Rarity did at least, much to the groups annoyance.
“Can you believe what Blue Blood did?” Rarity said, a bit angry as she turned her nose up at his name, a few groans were heard as the mares just rolled their eyes at her.

“Jeez Rarity, the way you talk about him makes me think you still like the jerk.” Rainbow Dash said annoyed but grinned at her when she looked back at her in shock.
“I made that mistake once! And I will never make it again! I will never fall for that pig, NEVER” she said glaring at her rainbow maned friend as she huffed and puffed a little.
“Yeah yeah, whatever.” Rainbow Dash said shrugging as she looked around a bit before grinning.
“Not like you sat in a tree with him.” Rainbow dash said grinning at the bright red blush Rarity had.
“How DARE you---
“Well, if you combine the love Rarity has for dresses and the love Blue Blood has for himself, we might have stopped the Changelings from invading, that would have been a power couple for sure, though who they would be attracted to more would be a mystery.” Twilight said grinning making Rarity gasp at her, she was about to retort, until Applejack gave a whistle.
“Well now if Rarity does hookup with that Prince then she will have one heck of a wedding, though ah don’t know who would be wearing the dress.” Applejack said before she howled out in laughter as the group joined in, even Spike was laughing, even though he tried his hardest not to.
“You too Applejack?!” Rarity practically screamed at her.
“OH! That would be so wonderful! That means me and Dissy can plan the wedding! Oh and Discord would make one heck of a bachelor party! And I can set up the baby shower! Oh Rarity will have like the most epic baby carriage ever!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she practically started bouncing off the walls of the Tardis.
“PINKIE!” Rarity yelled as she blushed hard, she quickly turned her gaze to Derpy and Fluttershy making one grin and the other eep and hide behind her mane.

“Well, I’m sure me and The Doctor would be invited and for all you know we already saw you with your 3erd grandson, but as The Doctor puts it…”Spoilers”” Derpy said grinning at the white mare as the group went into another fit of laughter.
“Yeah Rarity, I’m betting you like the chump!” Rainbow Dash said as she pointed her hoof at her, laughing as she did so, that was the last straw.
“Oh yeah? What about you and that Gilda character!?” Rarity said making Rainbow Dash stop and stare at her.
“Yeah, what about her?” Rainbow Dash asked curious to what she would say.
“Oh, you know, just the fact she’s your Marefriend.” Rarity said, grinning as she saw Rainbow’s face light up a nice shade of red.
“Wha wha---
“Oh don’t be embarrassed dear, I’d be more than happy to make a nice little dress for the both of you; I am sure she would love to see you in a pink fluffy dress.” Rarity said, grinning at the victory she just had, Applejack laughed at her, earning herself a glare.
“What are you laughing about AJ!? You shouldn't be laughing…Mrs. Caramel.” Rainbow Dash said grinning as Applejack stopped laughing and glared at her.
“Yeah you heard me. I knew adding some Caramel to the Apple family recipe would be fun.” Rainbow Dash said grinning at the bright shade of red her cheeks turned.
“Oh! That’s wonderful Applejack! Now we can have Apple Caramel babies running around! OH! Let me be the auntie! I will spoil them to no end!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she went on to talk about parties and balloons. Applejack grinned as her sights were turned to Pinkie, she looked around the room, the group nodded as they gave a group evil grin.
“Oh really Pinkie Pie? You like the idea of babies?” Applejack asked grinning evilly as Pinkie Pie nodded happily, being oblivious to the hungry look she was getting.

“Well duh! I love babies!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she started to hop getting excited.
“Oh good! So when will you and Discord have some running around?” Applejack said, she could swear the walls themselves cringed as Pinkie fell flat on her face. She quickly stood up again, waving her hoofs around frantically.
“WHAT!?” she yelled so hard it left everypony’s ears ringing, her face brighter than the tomato sauce covering it. The group went into a fit of laughter, pointing and giggling at her reaction making her look at the floor a bit, drawing circles around on the ground a bit. Twilight noticed this and walked up to her.
“Pinkie, relax, we are having fun here, we----“
“He’s cute.” Pinkie Pie said loud enough to make the whole room go dead quiet. The silence lingered for a moment before she pouted a little.
“What? He is, he might not seem much to you girls but to me he does, he’s special.” She said, smiling a bit before it turns into a grin.
“Like how Derpy and the Doctor, or how Twilight and Flash act.” Pinkie Pie said grinning, turning the whole situation back at her friends, making the grey Pegasus and purple Unicorn blush madly.
“WHAT!?” they yell in unison as the group goes into a fit of giggles.

“Derpy, does a Time Lord kiss differently than a normal stallion? And Twilight, does Flash ever get in trouble for smooching you in front of Shining?” Pinkie Pie asked, her smile turning into a grin as she gave a slight manic stare but faded just as quickly as it popped out. Immediately the room was filled with giggles and laughs as the two mares used the “we are just friends” excuse, though none of the friends bought that. Before they could continue the chat, the Tardis shook, making the mares and dragon grab onto the nearest things they could, but since there was nothing solid to grab onto they just grabbed onto each other trying to hold on to dear life as the table and chairs moved about the room.
“What did he do now!?” Derpy yelled as she clung to Twilight, whose horn flared, wrapping all of her friends in a magic field, protecting them as a few plates and forks bounced off of it. A loud click is heard, followed by static before the Doctor’s voice chimed through.
“Sorry! Hit a solar flare, fixing it right now!” he yelled though the intercom as the Tardis shook again, this time a bit more violently.
“What is he doing!?” Rarity yelled as she held onto Spike for dear life, much to the joy of the small dragon, even though his face started to go a slight pale blue color. A few more moments passed as the Tardis continued to shake before stopping suddenly, making a loud groaning sound. The mares let go of each other, relaxing a bit before Derpy stood up worried as she took off into the hall.

“Doctor!” she yelled scared as the rest of the mares chased after her, before long they ran into the Doctor almost quite literally.
“What?! I’m right here! No need to yell!” He said panting a bit but smiled as he caught his breath.
“What was that---“
“Solar flare, I told you I hit one.” He said with a bit of nervous chuckle. Derpy only stared at him…or at least tried to.
“That was a bit too much for a solar flarey thingy.” She said sounding a bit worried as the rest of the mares nodded.
“I am not familiar with Tardis technology but—
“Time Lord.” The stallion said interrupting Twilight, making him flinch a bit at her glare.
“But are you sure that was a Solar Flare?” Twilight asked, staring him down, he blinked for a moment as if thinking before giving her a sheepish grin.
“You are worrying too much Miss Sparkle, all of you are.” He said turning to them, giving them a kind smile.
“I assure you, nothing is wrong, it was just a little snag.” He said as he started walking past them. The group of mares and dragon looked at each other worried for a bit before sighing, deciding to put their trust in him, like they have so many times before.
“Well, good news and bad news” he said chuckling a bit as he continued to trot, he felt like trotting over walking at the moment so the group followed behind him.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” Twilight asked, looking a bit worried at the possibilities of the sleep over being ruined.
“I misplaced the Library.” He said calmly, the Tardis gave a slight groan as if cringing as Twilight stopped walking and stood still for a moment. The group slowly passed her giving her a wide berth knowing that the stallion had poked at someone he should not have.

“WHAT?! HOW?!” she yelled dashing up to him at such speeds that Rainbow Dash gave a little whistle, anger clear in the unicorns voice, he backed away a bit, taken back by her outburst and lack of personal space. He gulped a bit, nervously adjusting his green cheesy crusty tie.
“Easy Miss Sparkle, I said “misplaced”, it’s still here, I just need to find it again.” He said pointing over his shoulder, prompting the group to continue, Twilight grumbling to herself as they continued to walk.
“Good news is that now I have a bathhouse! Never had a bathhouse before. Come on!” he said happily as he trotted to said bathhouse with an extra spring in his step, or at least he hoped they were going in the right direction. The group walked around for a bit, starting up small talk again though this time keeping off the stallion talk, with a stallion so close to them. Much to Twilight’s delight they found the Library a few moments later, though the pool table and the pool being in the middle of the floor was a bit disconcerting to her, while the others just waved it off, Rainbow Dash saying it was an improvement, earning a pout from Twilight. After a few more minutes of looking, they found a new door; The Doctor quickly made his way to it and opened it, the sight that greeted them left all of them speechless. Inside the room was a large round pound lined with round rocks, easily being able to fit 20 maybe even 30 ponies. A small waterfall to the left of it shined in the light as the water flowed freely. A soft steam coming off of the water as it slowly filled the large bath. The Doctor smiled again as he made his way to the side, opening a door in the wall making it slid open.

“Soap, towels, and conditioner, have fun!” The Doctor said with a smile as he stepped aside and showed the group of mares the items. Rarity gasped loudly as she quickly ran up to them, almost knocking the poor stallion down in the process.
“Oi! Careful!” The Doctor said, shaking his head a bit as he smiled, he looked up at the group.
“Well, go on then, get to cleaning yourselves up, you've dragged enough cheese through the Tardis as it is!” he said grinning as he walked past them, leaving them to talk alone, noting that Spike was handing out the soap to everyone—everypony. He walked out of the room, still smiling, thinking he heard them mention his name giggling. He continued to smile before he closed the door, the moment they were out of sight, his smile disappeared and placed his hoof on his chin in deep thought, ignoring the cheese being smeared on his chin.
“You are sharp Miss Sparkle, but at times I wish you weren't.” he said as he started pacing around a bit.
“But now the question is what the bloody hell did I hit?” he thought to himself as he continued to pace. His mind trying to figure out what he hit, or rather what hit the Tardis? Was it a gravity field? A simple time tear? Maybe another ship? Or was it a simple case of hiccups from the Tardis? Ever since Derpy installed that new oven—well, demanded to, have said oven installed, the Tardis has been acting iffy, like the poor girl had a stomach ache. He sighed, he thought about removing it but that would make his companion sad, that and the Tardis did get better rather quickly.

“Doctor!” Derpy’s voice called to him, making him snap out of his thoughts making him turned to face her.
“What!? I’m right here no need to yell!” he yelled back, his smile returning as his companion poked her head out the door, completely oblivious to the evil grin she had.
“Come here, we need to talk.” She said as she beckoned him to come in with her hoof a bit suggestively, how that was possible with hooves he had no idea but shrugged. The Tardis didn't pick up any abnormalities so he shouldn't worry about what that little “bump” was. He felt something tap him making him look up. Apparently he was once again in deep thought and was meet with a pouting companion.
“Alright alright, what is it?” He asked, walking back into the room, the door slowly closing behind him, as the mares surrounded him like piranhas. As the door closed, the wall to the opposite side of it started to crack a bit, before giving a low groan as if something was waking up after a very long sleep.

Author's Note

Finally and not that long! :D