FEAR

by Iamsorry

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Spike, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Tragedy, Discord, Derpy Hooves, Crossover, Doctor Whooves, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 22245

A sleep over in the Tardis quickly turns into a fight for survival against nightmares made real.

A sleep over in the Tardis starts off as the best sleep over ever, but takes a turn for the worst as the group of mares and The Doctor have to fight against living nightmares that threaten to tear them to pieces both literally and mentally.
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Cover art by the talented CrystalGem523

Published 2013-02-17 09:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-16 07:01:19 UTC

Chapter 1: Let get this party started!

The night was bright and beautiful. Luna's moon shined high in the sky, as if smiling down on Equestria. The stars shined brightly next to the moon; each one blinking at random as if they were dancing. The quiet town of Ponyville was closing down for the night, everypony already heading home, except for a certain purple pony and her young assistant.
"Come on Twilight lets hurry up!" The small dragon whined, looking up at a purple unicorn.
"Oh shush Spike. We aren't late." Twilight said a little annoyed.
"So? I want to get their early!" Spike said eagerly, practically hopping up and down.
"It's only a sleepover Spike."Twilight said, rolling her eyes at the small dragon, but smiled down at him.
"I know! But come on Twilight its my first sleepover with everypony!" Spike said out loud, filled with energy.
"Yeah, yeah I know." Twilight said as they made their way up a hill. Upon reaching the top they saw 5 other mares standing in a circle there.

"Hi girls!" Twilight yelled happily as she walked up to the group with a smile on her face.
"Hi Twilight!" A pink pony said loudly as she hopped up to her.
"Hi Pinkie Pie. Ready for the best sleepover ever?" Twilight asked with a grin noticing the big saddle bag the pink pony was carrying.
"Yup. I brought cupcakes, soda, chips, dip, balloons, hats, candy--mhphph!" Her sentence was cut short due to the fact that Twilight raised her hoof to cover her mouth.
"OK I get it Pinkie, you brought the whole shop." Twilight said with a laugh, making everypony near them burst out into a giggling fit.
"Wow Pinkie Pie, you brought a lot of things." Spike said as he began to rummage though the bag. Twilight was about to give him an earful, but Pinkie Pie stopped her, grinning at the small dragon.
"What the.....? What is this?" Spike said, feeling something strange in the bag. He tugged and pulled at it as hard as he could until a golden box with red ribbons popped out; much to everypony's surprise.

"How in the world did you fit that in there Pinkie Pie?" The white unicorn of the group asked in disbelieve.
"Oh Rarity you should how it works." Pinkie Pie said as she looked over at the small dragon, her grin still on her face.
"Actually dear, I don't" Rarity said looking over at the scene with a confused look.
"OK. Lets see whats inside." He said with a grin as he tugged on the ribbon. Suddenly the front of the box opened up to show a row of razor sharp teeth, growling at the small dragon as it opened up. Spike let out a girly scream, the box snapped shut behind him as he dived behind Rarity, using her for cover.
"Hahahahaha! Best prank of the week~!" The box said in a sing a along voice as it laughed.
"Ahahahah! That was great!" Pinkie Pie said laughing as she pulled the box into a tight hug. The box wiggled and shook as it began to twist and turn like living gum, when a flash of light surrounded the box, making Pinkie Pie let go of it.
"AHAHAHAHA!" A loud laugh was heard as the light faded. Standing their in all his glory was Discord, the mismatched Spirit of chaos.

"Ahhh! Its Discord!" Spike yelled as he continued to hide behind Rarity.
"Well, duh. I invited him you silly-fil...dragon." Pinkie Pie said smiling. The other ponies just rolled their eyes annoyed as Discord stood their with a grin.
"What? No applause or cheers, or maybe some cries of fear?" Discord said, looking around rather annoyed. As if to mock him a cricket in the distance began chirping, making the girls giggle.
"Oh that's just a low blow." Discord said drooping as a rain cloud appeared above his head and began to rain on him as he looked down at the ground with a sad look on his face.

".....Oh I'm so ......sorry I didn't...mean..to....meep." The yellow mare said getting more and more quiet the more she talked as she reached into her saddle bag and pulled out a cage with a cricket in it, chirping happily. Discord looked up and saw how she opened the cage and as soon as it was wide enough the cricket jumped out and began to hop away.
"Goodbye Bob. Have fun with your family." The yellow mare said excitedly, yet in a still barely audible tone. Discord stood there, his face contorting as he stared at the yellow mare. The mare noticed this and looked down at the ground shyly.
"I am really----AHHH!" She screamed as she was suddenly picked up by the Dragoneqiuus.
"HAHAHA! BOB?! YOU NAMED A CRITKET BOB?! HHAHAHAAH!" Discord laughed loudly as he spun the mare around the air.
"It's a good name!" The mare yelled in panic.
"Oh Fluttershy my dear that is a good name, but its not a normal name!" He sang out happily as he slowed down his spinning, letting go of the dizzy mare. Discord fell to the ground as he continued his fit of laughing.
"That name! That name! It's....its so Chaotic!" He yelled out as he wheezed a little, being out of breath from laughing so much.

"Wait. Chaotic? How Discord?" Twilight said looking over at the scene that just unfolded in front of her. It took Discord the better half of five minutes to settle down.
"Because, my dear Twilight Sparkle, it's not a normal name, and if it's not normal, it is abnormal and if it is abnormal, it is Chaotic and I like chaotic!" He said with a smile as he lay on the ground. While the girls just giggled at him, he shot up and looked around.
"What it is!" He said firmly but then gave them all a big smile.
"Yes, yes. We all know you adore chaos and all its things you big brute." Rarity said with a giggle.
"Oh a brute am I?" He said, his smile suddenly turning into a evil grin, his mismatched wings beginning to flap as he floated in the air, looking evilly at Rarity.
"No no no Twilight!" Rarity yelled as Discord suddenly flew at her and picked her up.
"Let go you brute!" Rarity yelled with a start.

"Nope." Was all Discord said as he flipped her over and held her in his arms as if she was a small child.
"This is degrading in so---Would you kindly remove your finger from my stomach?" Rarity said, glaring at Discord as he poked her stomach a little. He just stared at her with a dull look.
"How dare you put your hands on---HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" Rarity suddenly screamed at the top of her lungs. Everypony looked up suddenly, but what they saw made them speechless for a few seconds, before bursting into laughter. Discord, the god of chaos and disharmony, was tickling Rarity's soft stomach with his eagle claw as she laid on his big lion hand making Rarity squirm and struggle to get free from him, who was laughing all the while.
"Hey! Let her go!" Spike said, walking up to him, giving his lizard leg a few kicks. Discord looked down at the small dragon, barely feeling anything as he kicked him, making Discord smile some more.
"Awww that's cute feeling left out little guy? Discord asked in a baby voice. Before Spike could react to the baby talk, Discords snake tail wrapped itself around spike's small feet and lifted him in the air, making him scream like a little filly. Twilight and the others burst out laughing as Discord began to tickle Spike alongside Rarity, his eagle claw running itself over the right, spots making them scream in joy.

"Ha! Take that Rarity!" The cyan Pegasus with the rainbow mane yelled laughing. Discord Stopped tickling his two prisoners for a moment as he looked over at the rest of the group. He looked at all of them and gave them his most wicked smile as he raised his eagle claw. Everypony stopped laughing and looked at him and his evil smile. Twilight's heart skipped a beat as she realized what was going to happen.
"No! Girls! Run!" Twilight yelled in a panic as she took off running, but was too late as the sound of his fingers clicking reached her ear. Twilight yelped as the grass around them came to life and shot out, wrapping itself around their legs and torsos.
"Hey! What the hay?!" Rainbow Dash yelled being pulled down in mid-flight as the grass rope slowly pulled all of them toward the Draconequus.
"Hey! Let me go you varmint!" The orange pony yelled as she bucked in the rope.
"Oh Applejack. There is no use in struggling. That rope is as stretchy as rubber but as strong as iron. Not to mention it smells like blueberries." Discord said with a laugh as the same rope wrapped around Spike and Rarity lifting them into the air.

"what....what are ...you going to....do?" Fluttershy asked in that barely audible tone of hers. Discord grinned at them.
"Well my dears I thought I'd share the laughs." He said pulling them all close enough to him that they where almost touching him. He grinned as he clicked his fingers again, flipping them all over so that their underbellies where exposed to him.
"Hey! This is a little indecent don't you think?!" Rarity yelled, trying to cover herself, but failed.
"Oh why?...Are there some naughty thoughts going through your head madame?" Discord said with a grin, winking at her. Rarity just blushed hard at his words.
"Don't get me wrong you are quite beautiful with that white coat of yours and your mane, staying perfect in any condition. It is just breath taking. In fact I find it hard to believe that any of you are single. Except for Spike." He said with a chuckle as he saw Rarity blush even harder, her face being of the deepest crimson he ever saw.
"Hey!" Spike yelled, trying to kick at him again, but failed, his tiny legs not even reaching close to him.
"Discord you flirt you! Pinkie Pie exclaimed, giggling happily.

"Oh please. How lame." Rainbow Dash said with a snort, rolling her eyes.
"Oh really? Well excuse me Dash....but at least you got one thing I can say that I like about you." Discord said pulling her close to him.
"What? That I can kick your tail any day of the week?" Rainbow Dash said with a grin.
"No its the fact that you can easily be mistaken for an angel when you fly. Those wings of yours are delicate, yet powerful and the way your coat blends into the sky perfectly. It's just amazing. Not to mention those eyes of yours are quite stunning." Discord said in a deep voice as he gently ran his eagle claw under her chin making her blush deeply. Discord grinned at her reaction.
"Touche Discord." Rainbow Dash said, the blush still lingering very deeply on hr face.
"OH! ME! TAKE ME NEXT!" Pinkie Pie shouted eagerly. Discord looked over at her with a shocked look on his face.
"My dear I can't. Ponies are watching....oh wait. You mean my charms...My bad." He said with a chuckle making everypony burst into a fit of giggles, including Pinkie pie, giggling and blushing at the same time.

"Well my dear, where do I begin? Your laugh is music to my ears like angels singing, your eyes sparkle every time I look into them, and that hair of your just makes you look more adorable, that sometimes I can't help myself." He said in a sensual voice as he ran his claw around her mane making her whole coat turn bright red as she giggled softly.
"You really don't have a sense of personal space do you?" Twilight asked with a snort and a giggle.
"Such trivial things like 'personal space' do not apply to me." Discord said with a smile.
"But lets face it Twilight. You enjoy being this close to handsome me, but there is one thing I can't figure out." He said looking into her eyes.
"Dare I ask what?" Twilight asked trying not to look him in the eyes.
"Well the fact that you are single my dear. I mean, if I had a bit for every time I saw somepony glance your way, I'd have enough to buy me all of Equestria." He said with a grin.
"Oh. Shush." Twilight said blushing.

"Oh? And why should I do that? You clearly are attractive my dear. That coat of yours is a unique shade, your voice is to be adored and when you are reading a book and look up, you are absolutely adorable. Not to mention that unique cutie mark you have it simply turns heads." He said in a warm voice as he petted her head gently. Twilight just blushed as she hung their enjoying the petting for a few seconds, then suddenly looked at him angrily.
"Wait a minute! Why are you staring at my cutie mark?!" Twilight yelled embarrassed. Discord quickly took his hand away from her a little worried.
"Well. I'm not the one showing it off like a new hat, and come on. I'm not the only one who likes the plot." Discord said with a grin.
"True dat...." Rainbow Dash said quietly.
"What was that?" Rarity asked looking over at Rainbow Dash.
"Nothing....wait a sec....plot?" Rainbow Dash asked looking over at Discord. It took a few moments for everypony to make the connection.

"Discord you PERV!" Twilight yelled out angrily, trying to turn in midair.
"Oh come on, you can't blame an old Draconequus for that. Hehe." He said with a sly grin.
"When I get out of here, I'm going to buck you so hard you won't feel your flank for a week!" Applejack said angrily.
"Ohhh, feisty. I like that about you Applejack." He said with a grin.
"Oh no. You're not sweet talking your way out of the bucking of your life!" Applejack said bucking harder in the ropes.
"Oh my dear, I wanted to say that theirs another reason why you do so well at selling apples." He said with a grin.
".....go on" Applejack said hesitantly.

"Well those eyes are a start. Those emerald eyes shine in the sunlight when you're hard at work or just walking into town; your orange mane shining in the light yet still keeping its form, even after a hard day's work; your country accent is just adorable; that Stetson of yours just compliments your whole thing that makes you you and last but not least those freckles you have make you much more adorable to the point where I could cuddle you all day long, as well as every stallion." He said looking into her eyes never blinking as he talked.
"....OK. I'll let you off the hook this time, but don't let me catch you staring. You hear? Or I'll buck you through a tree." Applejack said blushing.
"Loud and clear." Discord said giving her a salute, making her giggle.
"Wow Discord, you're good!" Pinkie Pie said happily.
"Yes I know my dear...But there is one more." Discord said, looking over at Fluttershy, making her eep.
"No....that's quite alright I don't need any attention....if that's OK with you I mean...." Fluttershy said, getting quieter and quieter the more she talked.

"Oh my dear, that is why you're so adorable." Discord said with a smile.
"Oh...thank you...very much..." Fluttershy said, her coat already turning red.
"You're very welcome my dear. You see, what makes you adorable is your shyness. You may think it is bad, but in reality it makes you much more attractive. Shy girls are always cute, not to mention that voice it's like an angel singing and when you get too shy and begin to blush or panic, you take adorableness to the next level. In fact my dear, I'm pretty sure you have a PHD in adorableness." He said in such a sweet voice, that Fluttershy's yellow coat was replaced with bright red.
"OK. That's everypony now, so are ya going to let us down now?" Spike asked rather annoyed. Discord just looked down at him and grinned.
"Nope. I still need to put my evil idea into action." Discord said evilly as he clicked his talon fingers, making all the ponies and dragon pulled so close by the grass ropes, that they were lined up next to each other.
"What do you have in mind for us you ruffian?" Rarity asked, failing to notice the small dragon next to her, looking up at her with small hearts in his eyes. Discord just smiled evilly at her.

"Oh, I think you know what I have planned." He said poking her stomach again.
"NO! Twilight make him stop!" Rarity said in a whiny voice.
"What makes you think I can stop him?" Twilight asked dully.
"Yeah. Besides it's not like he can tickle all of us---
"RAINBOW DASH!" Everypony yelled at the same time except for Fluttershy, who just stayed quiet and Pinkie Pie who was just giggling, but it was too late. The look on Discords face said it all.
"Oh my dear little ponies, normally you'd be right, but in this case I've come prepared. Hehe." He said in a sinister voice. He raised his lion paw and pressed his palm. Twilight's and the others eyes grew wide in horror at what popped out if his fingertips. It wasn't claws, or even nails, but something much more horrifying. At the end of each fingertip of his lion paw was the one thing no pony wanted to see Discord wielding. A big, long, white, puffy feather.

"NO Discord! Please no!" Twilight said panicking, horror clearly on her face. But it was to no avail as Discord mercilessly ran his feather fingers across the bellies of the 6 young ponies and dragon. They screamed and cried out in laughter as he wickedly tickled them. He laughed as his feathers touched each one of them, making them cry out in utter joy.
"PLEASE! HAHA! STOP!" Twilight cried out between giggles as Discord tickled all the right spots.
"Revenge is sweet my dear!" Discord laughed loudly as he moved from pony to pony, the feathers being too big and poofy made it easy for him. Suddenly a sound was heard, coming out of nowhere. Discord and the others were too distracted by the fun they had to notice the wheezing, whining sound.

......WREEEOOOO, WREEEOOOO, VWORP, VWORP.........

A big blue box began to appear from thin air, slowly reappearing and disappearing for a few seconds, before finally staying solid. The top of the big blue box said "Police Public Call Box". Suddenly the door opened.
"Stop complaining! You lost fair and square!" A Grey Pegasus with walled eyes said annoyed as she stepped out, being followed by a light brown stallion.
"But why the TARDIS? That is just maddening!" He said just as annoyed.
"But Doctor you promised that, if I beat you at a Tennis match, you would do anything I want and I wanted to have a sleepover with my friends!" She said in a whine.
"But Derpy----"
"For the last time, my name is Ditzy Doo! Not Derpy Hooves!" She said angrily.

"As I was saying "Derpy", why the Tardis? I mean can't we just sleep over at Miss Sparkles house? Or why not have the princess give us a room? She does owe me for the whole exploding sun thing." The Doctor said, trying to reason with his assistant. She only sighed at the mention of her name as she just looked at him pouting.
"It's not the same! You promised!" Derpy said angrily as she looked over at him. The Doctor gave her an annoyed look.
"...Fine. I guess I can change it since you always seem to break your promises anyway." Derpy said sadly, her ears pinned against her head.
"When have I....oooh...the Muffin Planet." The Doctor said, looking over at her. She just nodded, not making eye contact. The Doctor looked at her and then sighed loudly.

"....Oh OK. Fine. You can have the bloody sleepover in the Tardis, But! No touching, ANYTHING." The Doctor said firmly, but was surprised by Derpy, suddenly wrapping her arms around him and pulling him into a hug.
"Oh! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" She said happily, spinning him around.
"How do you have this much---ooohpf. Hey? Why'd you drop me?" He asked confused at suddenly being dropped. Derpy just looked confused as she pointed her hoof behind him. The Doctor turned around to look at what Derpy was pointing at and his jaw dropped. There, in front of him, was Discord, the spirit of chaos, tickling the wearers of the Elements of Harmony with big, white, poofy feathers that where coming out of his lion paw rather than claws.
"What the Bloody hell?" The Doctor asked just siting there, staring at the scene before him.
"You mean Tartarus Doctor." Derpy said with a smile.
"Ah, Yes. Tartarus." He said standing up.

"Uhhh Doctor how did we not notice that?" Derpy asked, pointing to the group, who has yet to notice them.
"Perception Filter or maybe we are just thick." The Doctor said with a smile.
"Why is it when you miss something, or don't notice it, you say "Perception Filter"? I don't even know what that means!" Derpy said annoyed.
"Well my dear assistant a Percept---"
"I don't want a lecture doctor!" Derpy said aggravated.
"Then why did you ask?" The Doctor asked with a smile. Derpy just stared at him with a pout as she pointed at the group again.
"Alright, alright." He said, walking over to the strangest thing he has ever seen in his 900 years of life. He cleared his throat loudly; Discord jumped in panic as he turned around to see The Doctor standing there.
"Help!" He yelled as he dived behind Twilight, using her as a living shield.

"Hey!" Twilight yelled with wheezes and gasped as she tried to calm down form the merciless tickling.
"What in the bloody he―Tartarus is going on here?" The Doctor said with shock clearly written on his face.
"Uh, nothing!" Discord yelled nervously. The Doctor just looked at him and then looked at the girls, who were still being held up with grass rope. Discord quickly clicked his fingers, making them all fall to the ground with a thud except for Twilight, who he still held up in front of him.
"See! Nothing!" Discord said in a worried tone. The Doctor just looked at him and chuckled quietly as he walked closer, putting on a serious face.
"Oh really? Because it looked like you where torturing my friends....I don't like that." He said firmly at the end. Discord was sweating bullets now as he slowly backed up, still holding an annoyed Twilight in front of him.
"Uhhh tell him Twilight!" He said shaking her a bit.

"What on how you've been torturing us for about 15 minutes?" Twilight said in a sad tone, putting on her puppy dog face.
"Yes dear. This horrid brute was threatening us so badly." Rarity said with a smile as she and the others calmed down enough to start talking. The Doctor shot Discord a glare, which in turn, Discord glared at Rarity.
"Oh really? Now that I really don't like." The Doctor said firmly as he continued to walk to Discord. When he was right in front of him, he stopped and reached into his pocket.
"Wait! Wait! Wait!" Twilight said in a panicked voice, her horn glowing as she suddenly teleported away from them, leaving Discord defenseless, reappearing next to her friends.
"OK. Now." Twilight said beaming as she stood next to her friends, enjoying the look of horror on Discords face.
"Oh I hate you all sooooo much." Discord said bitterly.

"Oh you know you love us!" Pinkie Pie yelled with glee, making him blush.
"Well. Now I think I know what I must do." The Doctor said as he pulled out something shiny. Discord closed his eyes, expecting something horrible to happen.
"It's not fair. I was only having a little fun." Discord said quietly as he readied himself for the worst.
-----------Click---whine----
"There. Done." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord slowly opened his eyes and saw the Doctor holding.....a camera.
"This will make a great addition to the photo-album." The Doctor said with a smile.
"What?" Discord said in a dead pan voice, being completely confused.

"What what? The moment was too spectacular to not take a moment to take a picture of." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord just stared at him as if he just ate his own head.
"Soooo that means I panicked for no reason?" Discord finally asked dully, making the girls giggle.
"Why on earth would you need to panic?" The Doctor asked hurt.
"Well I don't know! Maybe the fact you thought I was hurting your friends!" Discord said angrily.
"Well, where you?" The Doctor asked back confused.
"No! I just tickled them!" Discord yelled again making the girls giggle louder.
"Ah, well. No need to panic or worry then." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord looked at him. He knew that smile all too well. He invented that smile.

"You did that on purpose didn't you?" Discord asked annoyed.
"What do you mean?" The Doctor asked back.
"You were making it look like you were about to do something to me and made me panic for no reason!" Discord yelled angrily.
"Oh right...My bad." The Doctor said with a chuckle. Discord looked at him angrily, but then smiled at him.
"I should so get back at you." Discord said with that same smile and with that clicked his fingers. The Doctor looked confused at his action. Discord grinned as he pointed to the Doctors tie; he looked down and was horrified that his green tie was replaced by a giant.....Pair.
"ALLONS-Y!" The Doctor yelled as he tackled Discord to the ground.

"En garde sir Doctor!" Discord yelled in a French accent as the two began to wrestle on the grass. The girls and Spike all burst out in another round of laughter. Derpy looking shocked at first, joined in on the laughter soon after. The wall eyed mare laughed so hard, that she was having a hard time walking as she made her way to her friends.
"Wow. So far this is the best sleepover ever and it hasn't even started!" Pinkie Pie yelled out loud as she snorted and giggled. The girls nodded along with Spike, who was sitting down, cheering for The Doctor.
"Surrender you ugly beast!" The Doctor said as he held onto Discords horns, pulling them with his hoofs.

"Your mother!" Discord said angrily as he contorted his body around, knocking The Doctor off and quickly wrapping himself around the Timelord, squeezing him like a snake would. The girls continued to laugh as the two continued to fight.
"Wow girls, who would have thought we'd be treated to such a show." Rarity said, wheezing slightly due to so much laughter.
"Oh yeah and the night is just getting started!" Rainbow Dash said, chuckling weakly.
"Come on Discord! Give him the old one, two, buckle my hoof!" Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she waved her arms around frantically.
"No way The Doc's got him beat!" Spike said cheering.
"Wow! Who knew that stallion had it in him!" Applejack yelled laughing as she watched The Doctor rolling to the side, pining Discords head to the ground.

"Oh...my...I hope...they don't....get ...hurt." Fluttershy said, covering her eyes, not wanting to see the violence. Twilight smiled as she watched the whole scene with her friends; Discord flipping himself over, picking up the Doctor in the process and spinning him around like a helicopter, with The Doctor yelling with a smile on his face. She sat down on the soft grass, the scene in front of her was truly chaotic and random, but everypony was happy, playing without a care in the world, but the pony she was, she was more shocked by how well Discord, the god of chaos and disharmony, was enjoying himself, being caught in the act completely. She smiled at how happy he looked. So peaceful, so friendly, so....loved.
"It's hard to believe it's only been a few weeks since he got out thanks to a certain Time lord." Twilight said with a smile a she remembered that day all too clearly.

...........................................................................................................

Twilight had just arrived at Canterlot Castle with her friends Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie.
"So Twilight, what the hay are we doing here again?" Rainbow Dash asked a little annoyed.
"I don't know. The princess's letter told us all to come, but it doesn't say why." Twilight said, looking a little worried.
"OH! Maybe we're invited to a super duper special surprise party!" Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she hopped around happily around the group.
"Well I hope not. Had to skip working the south field today for this." Applejack said, making her friend stop in mid hop. Pinkie Pie floated in midair for a moment before landing on her hooves with a smile on her face.
"Darling, must you act so.....hyper all the time?" Rarity asked, looking at her friend with a nervous smile.

"Hyper?! What you talking about Rarity?!" Pinkie Pie said as she dashed in front of her, looking into her eyes.
"Girls! We don't have time for this!" Twilight said firmly as she began to walk forward, smiling at some of the guards as they passed them. The girls walked through the front door, taking in how beautiful the hall was. The six ponies continued to walk, until Pinkie Pie stopped dead in her tracks.
"Hmmm....that's interesting." Pinkie said as her knees tickled and her tail stood on end, doing a little twirl. The others stopped and looked over at her.
"Pinkie Pie what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked, looking back at her friend.
"My Pinkie sense is tingling." Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"Wait isn't that a bad thing?" Rainbow Dash asked, looking around nervously.
"Nope!" Pinkie Pie said happily as she hopped to the front of the group
"Why?" Twilight asked looking at her strangely.

"Simple! We are going to have an unexpected guest! And since I'm happy it's going to be somepony I will like to see!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile. Twilight just stared at her with a confused look on her face.
"Don't Twilight. You know you will never figure it out." Applejack said with a sigh.
"....Yeah I know." Twilight said, remembering her first encounter with the pinkie sense all to well. They continued to walk down the hall. They made a left turn and were shocked to see, who was coming out of the royal dining area.
"Princess Celestia!" Twilight yelled happily as she ran over to greet her teacher.
"Twilight Sparkle?" Celestia said in a surprised tone as she hugged her with her wings.
"Sister! Why didn't you tell us―me that they where coming?" A voice said from behind the Princess.
"Princess Luna!" The girls said happily as the younger of the two sisters stepped out.
"Hello friends! And please it's just Luna." The princess of the night said happily.
"So what brings you here anyway my faithful student?" Celestia said with a smile. Twilight looked up at her with a confused look on her face.

"You said you needed to see us. You sent us a letter that you needed us to come today, saying it was important." The purple unicorn said, looking up at the Alicorn.
"...I never sent a letter Twilight." Celestia said, looking down at her and her friends confused. Twilight looked up at her shocked, before using her magic to pull out a scroll. The pure white alicorn looked at it confused as she took it from her with her own magic and began to read it, but quickly noticed something was wrong.
"Dear Twilight

I write this to let you know, that something big is going to happen today, so you and the other mane Six come on over to Canterlot Castle for the big surprise! Oh how fun it will be. It might even Rock your world! So I hope to see you soon.
Love Your Dearest Princess Molest--Celestia"

They were all silent as Celestia rolled the scroll back up.
"That was rather odd." Luna was the first to speak breaking the silence.
"Yes indeed Luna, who send this letter and more importantly how?" Celestia asked as she looked over at the Element bearers.
"Princess Celestia? What does this mean?" Twilight asked, looking a little worried.
"It means, my fateful student, that somepony or something was able to hijack the magic mail service." Celestia said firmly.
"Wait ..that means..." Twilight gasped as the realization hit her.
"What is it Twi? Will you spit it out already?" Applejack asked slightly annoyed, making the others nod. They hated to be left out of the loop.
"It means that something was powerful enough to break the Princess's spell and basically hack the entire magic mailing system. Nopony can send mail like this without the princess's permission." Twilight said firmly, earning gasps from her friends, except one, who just smiled as she hopped away.

"Yes quite so, but what do we do about it dear sister?" Luna asked, looking up at her older sister.
"We need to investigate as soon as possible." Celestia said as she turned to leave, motioning her sister and the others to follow her.
"Yes we do and we―what is the pink one doing?" Luna asked, looking over at the hopping pink pony.
"Pinkie!" Twilight yelled annoyed, making her stop in midair, before landing on her hooves.
"What is it Twilight?" Pinkie Pie asked in her cheery voice.
"Why are you so happy and when did you get that?" Twilight asked, pointing to the pink box on her back.
"I told you! The unexpected guest I was talking about! Duh! Oh I'm so happy! I can't wait to see him again!" Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she began to hop up and down.
"Wait! Who?" Twilight asked her pink friend.

"Well, duh. It's obvious. The note says it!" Pinkie Pie said happily.
"But Celestia didn't write it. She said so herself." Twilight said firmly.
"I didn't say it was Celestia silly filly." Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"OK?...That still doesn't explain how you got that box." Twilight said confused, already feeling a headache coming up.
"Well its cupcakes! You should always have cupcakes at the ready!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"OK, but how did you get them?!" Twilight yelled, her head already feeling like a jack hammer was beating on it.
"Oh, I brought them from Sugarcube Corner." Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"But you didn't have those when we were on the train." Twilight said, grinding her teeth by now.
"Well, I forgot them, so I went back for them. Sheesh Twilight, you need to pay attention more. Duh!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile as she turned and hopped away. Twilight's horn began to glow as she prepared to fire at the random pony, before her other friends tackled her to the ground.

"Twi! Relax!" Applejack yelled as she held her head down.
"NO! Let me! Just this once!" Twilight yelled trying to get free; Pinkie Pie being completely oblivious to what was happening behind her. Luna and Celestia looked over in shock as they witnessed the scene in front of them. After a few moments of struggling, Twilight stopped struggling and began to take deep breaths, before fully calming down.
"Are ya OK sugar cube?" Applejack asked, looking down at her friend.
"...Yes I'm good." Twilight said with a huff. The others looked up at Applejack, she looked down at Twilight and nodded up at the others making them let go of her. She stood up and brushed herself off, but jumped at Celestia clearing her throat.
"Oh umm...sorry I sort...of lost...my...head for a moment." Twilight said, chuckling nervously.
"Sort of?" Rainbow Dash asked slightly annoyed, but quickly shut up at the glare she received from Twilight.
"Wait a minute...Pinkie dear did you say him?" Rarity asked as she examined some purple curtains.
"Yup! I hope he likes my cupcakes! I was so sad I didn't get to give him some last time." Pinkie Pie said, looking a little sad, but quickly smiling afterwards, continuing her hopping.

"OK that's enough Pinkie. What the hay, or should I say who the hay, are you talking about." Rainbow Dash asked, being more than slightly annoyed. Pinkie Pie stopped her hopping again, but this time looked rather annoyed.
"Well Duh! The note said it already!" Pinkie Pie said with a hint of anger in her voice.
"Where!?" Twilight snapped back as she looked over to her teacher; Celestia silently nodded as she hooved the scroll back to her student. Twilight quickly opened it, almost tearing it in the process.
"Where is it?" Twilight said quietly as she read the note over and over again.
"Tia I am getting rather bored here. Mind if we take this to the throne room?" Luna asked with a sigh.
"Yes I'll have the servants bring us some tea while we figure this out." Celestia said with a smile and motioned for everypony to follow her, which they happily obliged. As they walked, Pinkie Pie quickly made it to the front, hopping as they walked, earning a giggle from the princesses.

"Pinkie. Wait up." Rarity said out loud as she galloped to the front of the group, stopping alongside the pink pony.
"What's up Rarity?" Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"You seem really happy about seeing this stranger and I can't help but wonder why." Rarity said with a hint of curiosity in her voice.
"Oh he's not a stranger...but he is a bit..well more than a bit strange!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"Oh, OK. An old acquaintance. But that doesn't narrow it down dear." Rarity said a little annoyed, her gossip sense tingling like crazy at this point.
"Oh well, duh! The note said who sent it! Seriously am I the only one who can read?! Hello!" Pinkie Pie said rather annoyed at this point.
"OK. You keep saying that dear, but it doesn't help." Rarity said firmly, which in turn made Pinkie Pie pout.
"OK. Will you at least tell me why you seem to like him so much?" Rarity asked, even though it sounded more like a plea. Pinkie Pie suddenly stopped, rubbing her head as if she was thinking really hard. After a few moments of silence she smiled.
"He made me laugh." Pinkie Pie said with a smile.

"Of course. Anything else dear?" Rarity said with a giggle.
"He made me smile so much when he was here, and not to mention he's really funny and a good dancer." Pinkie Pie said as the rest of the group caught up to them.
"Really? He's a good dancer and made you laugh? How did he manage such a feat?" Rarity asked as she rolled her eyes playfully; but this went unnoticed by Pinkie.
"Well it's really hard to not laugh when he was dancing on Twilight's head." Pinkie Pie said with a smile. This made the whole group stop dead in their tracks.
"Pardon?" Applejack said, overhearing the conversation.
"Sure. He may have been a meanie head but I forgave him. I just hope he's not mad at me for not visiting him in the gardens." Pinkie Pie said with a hint of worry in her voice, but shook it off as she continued to hop away, leaving her friends and the two princesses in shock. Twilight was the most shocked as she just stared at her friend.

"....did she mean?....Naaah." Twilight said, shaking her head, knowing her friend did not mean the most chaotic being in Equestria. Suddenly, as if something was waiting for the magic word, something stood out in the note.
"D?" Twilight said louder than she intended, making everypony look at her. She read the note again, this time noticing something. Some of the letters where different. A bit darker than the others.
"D....I....S....C.....O.....R.......D." Twilight read each of the letters out loud. Celestia was the first to notice that pattern, which made her gallop away from the others. It took only a second to put together what the letters spelled out and without a second thought Twilight galloped after her teacher. Sensing their friend's worry the other Elements of Harmony and Luna galloped right behind Twilight. Twilight quickly caught up to her teacher, who had the same look in her eyes. The sounds of hoofs hitting the ground in rapid succession echoed through the halls as the sun princess and her faithful student galloped to their destination; the younger princess and the rest of the Elements of Harmony following close behind.
"Pinkie Pie must be wrong." Twilight said, looking up to her teacher.

"Yes she has to be, it can't be possible....it just can't." Celestia said angrily. Twilight nodded up at her teacher. They galloped some more, until they turned and saw the Pink pony standing in front of the door to the throne room.
"Pinkie! You need too―"
"Shh! It's rude to yell like that when they are talking!" Pinkie Pie yelled in a quite whisper. The sun goddess and her student stopped in front of the door and looked at the pink pony with a confused look.
"Pinkie what are you doing?" Twilight asked confused.
"Well, duh! I'm listening in! So shhh!" Pinkie Pie said with a smile as she put her head closer to the door.
"Who's in there?" Twilight asked as she leaned in closer too. She could hear voices. Two of them, but couldn't make out what they were saying. Twilight turned around and looked up at her teacher, noticing that the others made it just in time for what she wanted to do, so with pleading eyes she asked her teacher a silent question. Celestia nodded, knowing what she wanted to do. Twilight's horn began to glow a dull purple.

"What is going on Tia?" Luna asked as she noticed the spell.
"Somepony's inside our chamber and I do not wish to rush in before I know who is inside." Celestia said quietly.
"Well, duh! You already know who it is! You said it! Though it's not who. It's more Whooves." Pinkie Pie said with a giggle. Before Celestia could respond the spell Twilight casted took effect and the door glowed a dull purple. The voices could now be heard clear as day and everything they said was heard loud and clear.
"AHAHAHA! You have got to be kidding me!" One of the voices said, laughing at the top of his lungs.
"Nope. True story." the other voice said.
"So.so you're telling me that you helped a theft get away in front of the cop who was after her?" the voice stated clearly.
"Yup." the other voice said, making the other voice laugh some more.

"And! And on top that of you "arrested yourself" in your blue box and just teleported away, leaving him wondering where the box and you went!?" the voice laughed harder as he spoke.
"Welllll. When you put it that way I guess it was rather mean, but still pretty funny." the other voice said laughing a little.
"Pretty funny?! It's hysterical!" the Voice yelled happily.
"Yeah I guess it is." The other voice said with a chuckle.
"This is such a bad idea." another voice said; this one being female.
"Ah. No this is not a bad idea, but I do know a few bad ideas, but they were very entertaining my dear Pegasus." the voice said with a laugh.
"Like this one time I turned Celestia's shower into an ant shooter! She didn't know until it was too late! Thousands of little ants biting at her fat flank! Oh such sweet, sweet chaos!" He yelled as he laughed hard again. This time Celestia had enough she used her horn to force open the door. She and the others quickly charged in, ready for anything, but what greeted them was the one thing they were not expecting. A mismatched creature was sitting down on a chair, next to a weird looking table, having some tea and muffins with a light brown stallion, and a grey pegasus.

"Well, if it isn't the guest of honor! How did the eavesdropping go!?" the tall mismatched creature said with a grin as he turned around, his red and golden eyes looking at them.
"Discord!" Celestia yelled angrily as she charged in, ready for a fight; her younger sister quickly stepping next to her.
"Oh well if it isn't Luna and the mane six!" Discord yelled happily as he stood up, towering over everypony in the room.
"So many questions are running through my mind right now, but those can wait. Right now I'm going to take you down once and for all!" Celestia yelled angrily as her horn began to glow.
"Oh so serious. It's soo boring." He said with a grin as he clicked his fingers and before Celestia could react, her horn along with her wings disappeared.
"Discord! What have you done to our sister!?" Luna yelled as she saw the terrified look on Celestia's face.
"Oh don't worry. I didn't forget about you or them either." Discord said with a grin as he clicked his fingers again, making the various pony's horns and wings disappear.
"Oh buck, not again." Rainbow Dash said out loud as she hit the floor with a thud.

"We stopped you once and we can do it again!" Twilight yelled angrily as she felt her horn was missing yet again. The rest of the girls were standing next to her, which made Discord chuckle slightly.
"I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously. I mean a used to be unicorn along with her misfit friends? I mean you have to---"
"DISCORD!" Pinkie Pie suddenly yelled as she pounced at the mismatched spirit of chaos.
"What in chaos name?!" Discord yelled as he was pinned under a fluffy pink ball.
"I knew you'd come back! Iknewit!Iknewit!Iknewit!" Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she hopped up and down rapidly.
"Whoa! It's good Pinkie Pie! I think he gets the message!" The brown stallion said, standing up, looking worried. Pinkie Pie blinked a few times and then noticed how soft the ground was. She looked down and saw that she was still on top of Discord.
"That's...for...sure!" Discord gasped in pain as her hoofs dug into him, some cracking sounds coming from him. Before Pinkie Pie could react he reached up and clicked his fingers, disappearing in a bright light and reappearing in the middle of the room again.

"Wow. That was sure random." Discord said dully.
"Sorry." Pinkie Pie said with a hint of sadness in her voice and looked down.
"Why are you sorry my dear? I like random." Discord said, making her look up at him and noticing the big smile on his face.
"Enough of this! We demand an answer now!" Luna's voice boomed as she used her Royal Canterlot voice. Discord as well as everypony else in the room winched, but then Discord rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Well my dear Luna it's quite obvious. The answer is C." Discord said dully.
"Wait what?" Luna asked, her anger completely disappearing, replaced with confusion.
"Is it not C? That's strange it's always C. Well sometimes it is." Discord said, running his eagle claw though his beard, looking like he was deep in thought.
"What!?" Luna yelled again, this time anger mixing in with confusion.
"Well I―oh! You mean an answer to what's happening right now?" Discord asked as he looked over at Luna. Luna growled at him, but nodded; making him smile.

"Oh well! Next time be more specific!" Discord said with a laugh.
"Discord! Enough of your games! Answer us, or face the wrath of harmony!" Celestia's voice boomed as she stood next to her little sister. Discord laughed, holding his sides as his fit of powerful laughing started to make the two princesses angry.
"See? I told you this was a bad idea Doctor." The grey pegasus whispered to the brown stallion.
"Nah, my dear Derpy. This is turning out..more or less how I planned." The stallion said.
"Why must you call me Derpy? My name is Ditzy Doo!" she said annoyed.
"I like calling you Derpy." He said with a smile.
"You're lucky that you're my best friend." Derpy said with a smile.
"Well yes, that helps, but I believe my good looks are the main reason." He said with a grin.
"Don't flatter yourself." Derpy said, rolling her eyes.
"Doctor!? What are you doing here?!" a voice yelled out, getting everypony's attention.
"Well. It's about time you noticed me Miss Sparkle." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord stopped laughing and jumped to his feet.

"Wait so your name really is The Doctor?" Discord asked looking at him.
"Yes. Hello I'm The Doctor." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord burst into another fit of laughter as the rolled on the ground again.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! Your name is The Doctor! Hahahahah!" Discord yelled harder, crying as he did.
"Oh come on now. At least my name isn't Discord." The Doctor said slightly annoyed.
"Hahaha nice try Doc, but Discord is a cool name. In fact. I would have loved to have seen you in school as a young colt and how the kids must have taunted you!" Discord said with a smile. The Doctor rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"ENOUGH!" Celestia's voice boomed as she used her royal voice for the first time in ages, making the whole room shake.
"Jeez! Blow my ear drums out, why don't you?" Discord said annoyed as he looked over to the princess.
"I demand to know how you got out! Now!" She hissed at him, not playing his little game. Discord smiled as he took a deep breath, obviously preparing to give one of his speeches of chaos, but then deflated a little as he looked confused.
"I don't know." He said with genuine confusion in his voice. The sound of falling ponies rang out though the room as everypony fell sideways dumbfounded.

"My, my. It looks like my good looks are once again too much for these simple ponies." Discord said with a chuckle. All he got in return was silence, which made him pout slightly.
"Look Molestia, Luna, and the mane six. I don't know. I just woke up and was ready to leave to spread my beautiful chaos, when the smell of muffins got my attention." Discord said, looking over at the silent ponies behind him.
"See? I told you bringing muffins would work!" The doctor said with a smile.
"And I still say this is a bad idea." Derpy said pouting.
"Well it doesn't matter now." Twilight said with a smile, making Discord look over at her in confusion.
"What you mean?" Discord asked, wanting an answer to the mare's sudden change of tone.
"Well because The Doctor is here and he's going to stop you." Twilight said with a smile as she stood next to the strange stallion.
"OK?" Discord said still confused. This made Twilight smile more.
"You have no idea who he is, do you?" Twilight asked with confidence.
"Your lover?" Discord said, making The Doctor and Twilight blush, while Derpy gave them an "hmhp".
"NO!" Twilight said angrily blushing hard.
"My my. A little defensive aren't we?" Discord asked with a big grin.
"Doctor...please get rid of him." Twilight said, rubbing her forehead, having just about enough of his games. The Doctor was about to answer but Discord cut in.

"Hahaha! And what will he do? Give me more muffins?" Discord said, that grin of his never leaving his face.
"He will destroy you!" Twilight hissed angrily at him. Discord looked at her a little confused but then laughed at her.
"Really my dear? Destroy me? I highly doubt that, I mean what can he do that Celestia's fat plot couldn't do?" Discord said with a smirk as he looked back at Celestia, who was glaring daggers at him. Twilight was about to say something but The Doctor stepped forth, making her hold her tongue.
"Don't be so dramatic Midlight Sprinkle. I don't like killing things. Besides, he is chaos and chaos itself isn't evil. Some would argue that chaos is change, and change for a place can be good, because it introduces new and wonderful things that can help ponies grow. After all, wasn't your life a little chaotic when you first showed up in Ponyville?" The Doctor said with a smile. Twilight stood there as if she was just slapped across the face. She couldn't believe her ears. The Doctor was defending Discord. Discord looked just as shocked as Twilight. In fact, this might be the first time in his chaotic life he was speechless. The Doctor looked around and smiled a little smugly as he walked up to Discord.

"You OK?" The Doctor asked a bit curious how the creature before him was silent for the first time this day.
"..I....I...no pony has ever refereed to me like that before." Discord said, shock clearly in his voice.
"Well its true isn't it? From what I saw your "chaos" was more like someone just wanting to have some fun." The Doctor said with a smile. Everypony in the room, even Discord, stood in silence.
"What?" The Doctor asked, looking around the silent room, and was met with outbursts. Everypony in the room began to yell at him and Discord. Words were thrown left and right. Words like, monster, evil, fiend, bad guy, tyrant, or abomination. Discord stood in silence, flinching a little. The Doctor noticed this. Noticed that the words that they threw at him where words he heard plenty of times, but still stung.
"That is enough!" The Doctor yelled making everypony go silent. He turned around and glared at the ponies.
"His name is Discord." he said firmly, even though everypony was still quiet and shocked.

"He is not a monster, fiend, or an abomination! He is a living, breathing creature!" The Doctor yelled with a hint of angry and disappointment in his voice.
"A creature with dreams, with wishes! A creature that has every right to live them! Not something that should be feared or shunned!" He said angrily.
"Discord sure he made mistakes, but everyone deserves a chance at redemption, not to be labeled a monster his entire life." He said, calming down as he turned around and looked at Discord. Discord stood in silence, clearly affected by The Doctor's words; he didn't like that one bit.
"Sorry I tend to lose my head a little when creatures are judged by how they look." The Doctor said with a nervous laugh.
"What makes you think you know anything about me?" Discord asked bitterly. The Doctor stopped laughing and looked at him.
"Because I know what it's like to be the outsider." The Doctor said, a hint of sadness washing over his eyes.
"So I was right about you. You're not a pony are you?" Discord asked as he began to circle The Doctor like the part snake he was. The Doctor never showed any signs of being uncomfortable as he just stood still.

"You are correct. I am not a pony. To be honest, I'm not even from this dimension." The Doctor said, looking at the Draconequus.
"Wait. How did you know he was not a pony?" Derpy asked, stepping closer to The Doctor. Discord looked up and smiled a wise smile as he looked over at them as if he knew something they didn't.
"Well my dear, when I first came into this dreadfully decorated hall; I'm sure its decorator needs her head examined." He said with a grin as he looked over at Celestia, who was fuming.
"The moment I laid eyes on you, Doctor, I knew you were different. Want to know how I knew?" Discord asked, stopping in front of him at eye level. The Doctor nodded, curious to where this would go.
"Your eyes." Discord said firmly, making the Doctor blink in confusion.

"Your eyes. Eyes that look so happy but so sad at the same time. Eyes that are full of energy yet look so tired. Eyes that have seen both, terrible and wonderful things. Things that filled them with so much happiness yet so much anger. Eyes that have seen civilizations burn and rise. Eyes that have seen infinity and beyond. And yet, among all these things, there is one thing that stands out. Something that is the most powerful thing I have seen in them." Discord said as serious as he could, making everypony in the room stare in shock.
"And what would that be my dear Draconequus?" The Doctor asked with a smile.
"Hope." Discord said with a smile.
"Hope, that one day you will no longer be needed. Hope, that one day the horrible things you have seen will be outnumbered by the wonderful things you have seen and done." Discord said with a smile.
"Wow. I am impressed and let me tell you something, it's rare for me to be impressed and guess what?" The Doctor said with a smile.

"What?" Discord asked.
"That is Fantastic!" The Doctor said with a smile. Derpy smiled as she saw the look in his eyes. That smile and that sparkle in his eyes only happens, when something great just happened. Suddenly Discords smile disappeared and was replaced with a frown.
"So what happens next?" Discord asked, his tone showing he was not playing around, not taking his eyes off The Doctor.
"That depends on you." The Doctor said, his voice showing that he was just as serious. Derpy got a little nervous as she looked at the two beings being so serious.
"On?" Discord said, starting to get annoyed.
"It depends on, if you want to live in peace with these ponies." The Doctor said firmly. Discord looked shocked at his proposal, but then laughed a bitter laugh.

"You really think it would work?" Discord asked a hint of anger in his voice.
"Yes I do." The Doctor said, not breaking eye contact with the creature in front of him.
"News flash Doc. Even if I wanted to, what makes you think they wouldn't try to get rid of me the first chance they get?" Discord asked. The Doctor simply shook his head.
"Well ignorance is bliss; trust me no one knows these ponies better than me." He said bitterly.
"Doctor you may mean good, but it would never work out. These ponies would never accept me." Discord said, the bitterness in his voice getting clearer and clearer as he looked around the room, glaring at each pony. Discord suddenly turned back to the Doctor with a smile. The Doctor's face never dropped the stone look he was giving the Draconequus.
"And who said I wanted peace? I am chaos and chaos is all I know. It's all I want." Discord said, grinning evilly as he clicked his fingers. Before anypony could react the room came alive. The ceiling contorting and twisting, the doors disappearing, the floor coming to life and wrapping itself around everypony except Discord. He laughed as they were held in place by the living floor.

"See Doctor? This is my world!" He yelled as the ceiling turned into a green sky with pink clouds that began to leak chocolate milk. The walls disappeared and were replaced with a world of swirling colors, twisting buildings, trees that grew candy, cupcakes, and other colorful items. The floor began to turn into blue grass, but part of it remained the tiled floor of Celestia's castle, still holding them all in place. The Doctor gazed at the world in shock, making Discord smile.
"Well Doctor what do you think of my world?" Discord said his voice dark and deep as he got down to eye level with The Doctor.
"It's beautiful." The Doctor said, a big smile forming on his face. Discord backed away as if he was just struck by a hard hoof swing.
"What?!" Discord hissed at him.
"It's beautiful. It really is." The Doctor said with a smile.
"It's chaos! It's not....it's not supposed to be beautiful." Discord said, looking more confused than ever. The Doctor noticed the hurt look in his eyes at what he said.

"Well you are wrong. This world is beautiful." The Doctor said firmly. Discord began to get angry at The Doctor.
"You're lying." Discord hissed angrily as the clouds above him boomed, making it rain popcorn. The Doctor just stared at him his face never changing.
"Look at you. You could be so wonderful." The Doctor said with a smile. Discord looked at him shocked and confused, his anger disappearing.
"I mean it. You could be so wonderful. You could be so much more than what these ponies think you are." The Doctor said, his smile never leaving his face. Celestia looked over, seeing something she has never seen before, a nervous Discord.
"You could be so beautiful, like this world." The Doctor said, not breaking eye contact. Discord got more nervous.
"Stop it." Discord said angrily, clicking his fingers. The floor began to move around the Doctors face, slowly covering it; much to the dismay of the others. Derpy tried to step forward, but couldn't, due to the fact of being held in place by the floor. The Doctor looked at her with a smile. That smile made her stop struggling.
"Doctor?" Derpy said her voice filled with worry. The Doctor just smiled at her. That warm smile of him made her worries go away.

"Discord. Please." The Doctor said, looking over at the Draconequus
"Please spare your life? Hehe. I think not." Discord said with a chuckle.
"Oh stop it. You won't kill me. You never have and I respect that." The Doctor said, making Discord growl.
"Don't temp me Doc. You don't know if I might snap!" Discord hissed.
"Alright.....Do it." The Doctor said with smile. A smile that dared the spirit of chaos to cross the line.
"You're on thin ice doctor." Discord said, gritting his teeth.
"I said, come on." The doctor said with a smile.
"You have all that power! So why don't you use it!? hmm!?" The Doctor yelled at him. Discord backed away at the sudden outburst.

"Doctor! Don't!" Twilight yelled in panic, trying to get free from the living floor to help him.
"With all that power you can easily turn me into dust! Or maybe turn me inside out; maybe even rip this planet to pieces! So why don't you? Hmm?" The Doctor said, that grin never leaving his face. Discord looked at him bitterly and raised his hand, ready to click his fingers.
"Fine Doctor you asked for it. This planet will burn." Discord said angrily. Everypony began to struggle more and more in fear of what Discord would do to their world. The Doctor never once showed any sign of being scared, the look in his eyes screaming at him to do it, daring him to take the final step. Derpy looked at the two titans, each of them not daring to break eye contact. She could have sworn that she saw lighting bolts crackle between the two of them. Discord's hand stayed still, but then suddenly the doctor noticed something. Discords hand trembled.

His face was a mixture of some pained expression and anger. The Doctor continued to stare him down, noting the rage growing in his eyes, but something else began to appear in his eyes. Insecurity. He began to growl angrily as he looked over at the doctor. He cursed under his breath at him. Discord sighed loudly as his fingers relaxed and fell. The Doctor smiled, but before he could say something an angry, extremely loud, almost animal-like scream escaped Discords lips. The god of chaos, the incarnation of disharmony, sounded defeated, frustrated; almost helpless. Discord glared around the room, his glare shutting everypony up.
"You think you're so clever. Huh Doctor? Well, you're not! I won't let you win!" Discord yelled angrily.
"Who said I wanted to win?" The Doctor asked, making Discords attention snap back at him.

"I want to help you. I know you think you can't trust me, but believe me. These words have never been truer than now. These five simple words." The Doctor said firmly.
"And what would those five simple words be?" Discord asked, still glaring at him. The Doctor smiled warmly at him again. Discord was starting to get tired of that warm smile.
"Trust me I'm The Doctor." The Doctor said. His voice sounding so warm, so kind. Discord rolled his eyes as he lifted his hand again and clicked it, making the floor turn to bubble butterflies; much to the joy of Fluttershy. The Doctor smiled at Discord as he saw the butterflies flying around.
"What?" Discord said annoyed
"See? This is what I mean." The Doctor said as he held out his hoof, letting a bubble butterfly land on it.
"You have the power to bend reality to your will. It is clay in your hands and you choose to make this." The Doctor said as he lifted his hoof higher, letting the butterfly fly away.

"So? It's my business what I do with my powers not yours." Discord snapped back at him.
"You don't understand. You can bend reality at your will and you choose this." The Doctor said, waving his hoof at the world.
"I have fought creatures which would kill to have a fraction of your power. Creatures that would do horrible things with it. Wars, genocide, the suffering of others for their own amusement." The Doctor said sadly.
"But you, you take that power and create a beautiful world. A world that, if toned down a bit, a pony could live in easily." The Doctor said again, pointing to the world.
"Tone it down?" Discord asked, raising his brow, still not believing that this strange pony thought his world, his chaos, was beautiful. Not only that but this strange pony probably admires it.
"Well, yeah. Tone it down a little and I'm pretty sure a child would be more than willing to live in this world and enjoy exploring it freely, but an adult wouldn't, due to their more rigid minds." The Doctor said with a smile.
"You would allow children near me?" Discord asked.
"Yes. Yes, I would. Can't think of a reason not to." The Doctor said with a smile.

"I'm a Monster. That should be a good reason why." Discord said, not breaking eye contact. The Doctor rolled his eyes.
"For the last time. You are not a monster. Believe me. I would know. A monster...a real monster...would want to destroy all of this. Simply because it was different. You, however, celebrate it! You live for different things and sharing those new and wonderful experiences with the whole world." The doctor said firmly. Discord just stood there, taking in what the doctor was saying.
"Yes, I know. Chaos can be bad, but so can water, air, and money. Too much of anything is bad." The Doctor said.
"But you, you have a chance to change your life and turn from a "Monster", as you call yourself, to a normal resident of eqadore." The Doctor said with a smile.
"Equestria." Everypony said in unison.
"...Yes that." The Doctor said with a sheepish smile. The ponies in the room rolled their eyes at him. The Doctor looked back at Discord, who was in his own little world, clearly thinking.
"....Hehe, nice try." Discord said suddenly with a chuckle.
"Care to share with the rest of the class?" The Doctor asked, looking over at him.
"It's quite simple Doc. It's you." Discord said with a grin. The Doctor looked at him confusion clearly on his face.
"The fact that you think you can trick me so easily." Discord said angrily.
"Who said I was trying to trick you?" The Doctor asked, looking at him.

"Oh please! The whole 'I know what it is to be an outsider' is a load of crap Doctor." Discord said angrily.
"You expect me to believe you?! Ha!" Discord laughed as he walked around the Doctor.
"You may not be a pony Doctor, but I highly doubt you can even imagine what I have been though." Discord said as he continued to circle the doctor like a predator hunting its prey. The Doctor stood still, never taking his eyes off of Discord.
"You expect me to trust you? I learned not to trust anyone." Discord said as he casted a brief look over at Celestia and Luna.
"You were hurt, I know that." The Doctor said firmly.
"But that doesn't mean everypony is out to get you. It doesn't mean that you can't be accepted." The Doctor said firmly. Discord laughed.
"Hurt? That doesn't even come close to what I've been through!" Discord hissed angrily.
"Then tell me what happened and I can help." The Doctor snapped back this time, a little angry.
"Please. You expect me to tell you what hurt me? I try to forget it every single day." Discord hissed at him.
"You may not be a pony Doctor, but I doubt you know my pain." Discord said as he turned and began to walk away from him, clearly done with the conversation.
"It's a lonely pedestal being the last of your kind is it not?" The Doctor said, making Discord stop dead in his tracks and turn around to face the doctor.
"How di---

"How did I know? Like you said Discord. You can tell by the eyes and I read yours like an open book and you know what?" The Doctor asked with a smile. Discord stood silent.
"I saw a creature who only wanted one thing, and it wasn't chaos, a kingdom to rule, or even toys. It was someone to talk to, so he wouldn't be alone anymore." The Doctor said firmly, but with a hint of sadness.
"How do you know what it feels like to be alone? To have my loneliness?" Discord asked angrily. The Doctor looked at him his firm eyes replaced with sad ones as he looked up into the sky.
"...Have you ever looked up into the sky and knew, just knew, you were all alone?" The Doctor asked, looking into the infinite sky with sad eyes. Discord fallowed his gaze and looked up.
"Every single day." Discord said dully.
"The first memory I have is me crying." Discord said still looking up. Everypony was silent. Listening to what the two had to talk about.

"I remember walking through a cold dark forest, crying my eyes out. Then I looked up at the moon." Discord said sadly.
"At that moment I stopped crying, I knew it. Like you said Doctor. I knew it was pointless. I knew I was alone and that no one was coming for me." Discord said, shaking his head, trying to get rid of the painful memory.
"You grew up alone, I'm sorry I'm so, so sorry." The Doctor said sadly.
"What about you Doctor?" Discord asked, looking down at the doctor. The Doctor stayed silent as he continued to look up, not looking at Discord.
“What not going to----
"There was a war." The Doctor said sadly cutting Discord off. His eyes looking very sad at that moment, and for the first time in his entire life Discord had regretted asking a question.
"Doctor. You don't need to say anything else. I'm sure he gets it." Derpy said, walking up to him. He waved her off and took a deep breath.

"The war wasn't any normal war. It was a Time War. The last great Time War. It may sound fancy or even cool, but this war was filled with the worst fears and monsters you could possibly imagine." The Doctor said his eyes tense as he continued to look upward.
"...My people...My entire race, was part of it. We fought it to the very end." He continued his audience, standing still as if time itself had stopped.
"We fought until time itself began to collapse around us. I fought till the bitter end...and...We lost...everyone lost in the end. No one won the war and my planet, along with my entire race, was gone in the blink of an eye." The Doctor said, looking down at the ground, closing his eyes tightly.

"Everything I ever held dear to my heart is gone now. My home, my planet, my friends, my family, even the beautiful sky. I lost everything." he said, gritting his teeth. Derpy was about to hug him, before she felt a paw on her shoulder. Discord looked at her, giving her a stern look. She stopped but looked sadly at the Doctor. Discord took a quick glance around and noticed that everypony was in the same boat as Derpy, not happy at all to see their doctor like that.
"I....I don't know how, or why I survived, and why I am not with my people right now, but the sad fact is, that I am the only one left in the whole line of time and the universe. The Last of the Time Lords." the doctor said, his eyes still closed.
"...Wh...What is a 'Time Lord'?" Discord asked. He knew The Doctor was hiding something. Something dark, but he choose not to ask, already regretting the conversation so far, but his curiosity getting the better of him. The Doctor smiled sadly as he gazed up at the sky again and sighs

"I am...I am a Time Lord. It's what my race called ourselves. We would watch over time itself and keep track of its ebb and flow, ensuring that things were going alright...That is...Well...Until the Daleks." The Doctor said, anger quickly showing itself. For the first time of the whole conversation Discord was talking with the doctor. He had never seen him angry before and he didn't like it one bit. The Doctor looked up at him, knowing the look he had on his face.
"The Daleks were the reason there was a Time war to begin with." he said bitterly, before looking at Discord and then the rest of the ponies.

"You all said that Discord was the face of evil. That's a load of rubbish. If you ever want to see what evil looks like, then all you need to do is to find a Dalek." He said the name with so much hatred in his voice that it scared everypony.
"What's so bad about a...Dalek?" Discord asked. He immediately regretted asking the question when the doctor shot him a glare.
"They are incarnated hate! Vile, evil things that sole purpose for its existence is to wipe out everything else that aren't them. Men, women, even children! If it wasn't Dalek, they'd destroy it without mercy, without remorse!" the doctor yelled angrily.
"A Dalek is the worst sin in all of creation, and they keep coming up with new ways to make me sick to my stomach." The Doctor said angrily, glaring into nothingness. He snapped out of it quickly and looked around at the horrified looks.
"Doctor...they would really kill children?" Fluttershy asked, looking at him in shock. The doctor looked down and sighed.
"..There was a boy.......his name was Danny. He was only 7 years old." The Doctor said sadly. Discord did not like where this was going and neither was anyone else.

"He saw a Dalek and walked up to it...and gave it a flower." The Doctor said as a small tear ran down his face.
"And do you know what the Dalek did? ...it shot him point blank without even caring about the flower." the doctor said. Gasps where heard coming from the others and Fluttershy began to cry.
"I tried to save him....but I couldn't. It was too late....he died in my arms, and I knew right then and there that there was no hope for the Daleks. They had to be destroyed, all of them, and that's when I decided to fight in the war." The Doctor said wiping tears away, before looking up at them again. Rainbow Dash rubbed Fluttershy's shoulders, trying to calm her down.
"Now ask yourself something. Is Discord evil? Knowing what has existed out there before, does he even come close to that?" he asked, looking at them. There was a long silence.

"...No he's not." Pinkie Pie said firmly breaking the silence. Everyone looked back at her.
"In fact, I agree with the doctor he's not evil, just chaotic." Pinkie Pie said with a smile.
"I am willing to give him a chance." Pinkie said, looking at him. Discord just looked at her in confusion.
"Yes. You see? If Pinkie Pie is willing to give you one more shot, why not take it?" The Doctor asked as he looked over at him smiling. Discord looked as if he was being backed into a corner like a caged animal.
"...You're asking me to give up the way I've been living for my entire life for another one that might not even work?" he asked, unsure of what to say next.
"Who said you had to give up your chaotic ways?" The Doctor asked with a smile. Discord looked up at him obviously confused.
"The only thing I would ask of you is to tune it down a little. A cotton candy cloud here, a multicolored tree there, etc." The Doctor said with a smile.

"You mean I can still use my chaos, just not overdo it?" Discord asked, looking at The Time Lord. The Doctor smiled as he nodded. Discord chuckled in response.
"I like the way you think Doctor, but I know for a fact it would never work, I am chaos incarnate." Discord said coldly.
"Nope. You're not chaos incarnate!" Pinkie Pie yelled out happily, getting everyone's attention.
"Would you mind explaining dear?" Discord asked slightly annoyed at the silly mare. Pinkie Pie giggled happily as she hopped around him.
"Well. Let's see how many animals you are." Pinkie said as she began to look him up and down. Discord looked away from her. The doctor noticed the hurt expression on his face. He obviously remembered a painful memory.
"No....don't." Discord thought as he tried to drown her out.
"I see a Lion and a dragon." She said pointing to the parts.
"No. Don't say it....Not now." He said to himself, trying to drown her out, but failing miserably.

"There's a bird and antler and horn, and the two different wings." pinkie said as she stopped hopping around him.
"I don't..... wanna hear it!" Discord yelled at himself, clutching his eyes shut.
"If you're anything I'd say you're harmony!" she said, waving her hoofs up and down rapidly. Discord looked at her as if she just swallowed her own head.
"You do know who I am?" Discord asked, not noticing the big grin the doctor was giving him.
"Well duh, you silly billy goat-a-lopey thing." she said with a smile.
"You're everything rolled up into one and I just wanna know. How is it that your body is not fighting itself?" Pinkie Pie asked with a pout that quickly turned into a smile.
"Chaos wouldn't work together like that! SO! The other option is harmony! So yeah I think you're harmony." Pinkie Pie said, sitting down in front of him. Discord stared at her for what felt like hours.
"You....you really believe that?" Discord asked, sounding unsure.
"Yes! I mean, if you didn't, your head would probably explode! So there must be some harmony in you." Pinkie Pie said as she did something that shocked everyone but the doctor. She wrapped her hoofs around Discord, bringing him into a hug.
"You're not a monster. If you wanted some pony to talk to, all you had to do is ask." she said, nuzzling him. Discord didn't move at all. Pinkie looked up at him, thinking that he was turned to stone again. Thankfully he wasn't. He just stared down at her not sure what to do.

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Twilight smiled at the memory. He was skeptical at first. Hay. All of them where, but within days he adjusted to his new life. Sure he made chaos here and there and of course, when he first announced his return to the population and declared himself the most chaotic being, it caused quite a panic. But after some debate it was agreed he had to pay for his crimes. So the doctor suggested community service. They quickly regretted that decision. No matter what they got Discord to do, it would be chaos. A part of her knew it was on purpose. From trying to make suites and dresses that would try to wear the pony who bought them. Rarity put an end to her turn quickly. To raising an army of turtles and other slow animals with rainbows tortoise "Tank" as the leader to slowly attack the populace. To this day Fluttershy swears the turtles are still planing an uprising.

She giggled at how Rarity was the first to give him a chance to redeem himself, then passing him off to Fluttershy. Fluttershy passed him off to Applejack. She was shocked at how good he was at picking apples; the problem was he didn't pick any apples. He picked everything. From pears to oranges and bananas. In fact he picked every kind of fruit except Apples. Applejack made the mistake to take him to the market, he got fired quickly after he threatened to make it rain apples if no one bought any. Rainbow Dash was next on the list. She was ready for him, or at least she thought that. Within a day, Cloudsdale was a mess of chocolate and cotton candy and any cloud over Ponyville was leaking ice cream. It rained that hardest over Canterlot more precisely over Canterlot castle, Celestia immediately told Rainbow to let him go which she gladly did much to the relief of Cloudsdale.

Next was the Doctor, that lasted for about 10 seconds. Discord had no sooner walked into the Tardis when the sky itself split open. The Doctor luckily fixed it but they had to deal with two Discords for a brief moment. Pinkie Pie thought it would have been awesome to have two Discords around but everyone began to panic when they started to give each other advice. The Doctor to this day refuses to let Discord anywhere near the door of the Tardis, something about tearing the universe a new one.

Twilight shivered when she remembered her turn. Books flying everywhere, being sorted in every way imaginable except alphabetically or numerically. Books being found written backwards, some with no words in them at all. He even had the nerve to arrange the books so the first letter of the title would spell out that she liked being in a certain position that involved a six and a nine. The worst was the story he sent to Celestia in her name. A story that involved Twilight, doing many inappropriate things to her teacher. Celestia was furious with him, but he countered by mentioning something about a cretin pony who had lose lips about entering other ponies dreams, Luna was in timeout for the reminder of the week after that. Everypony was on their last string. She smiled as she looked at Pinkie Pie, noticing that they were wrestling in a ring now. She smiled, not being surprised at the random things that happen to pop out anymore. Discord owes her for his freedom; if it wasn't for her, he would have probably been banished or sealed up again.

She had managed to convince the Cakes to let him work there. Everypony thought it was a big mistake, with him having access to sharp objects and fire but everypony was quickly proven wrong. Within days the Cakes had so many treats, they had to start giving them away for free. Twilight giggled. Who knew the spirit of chaos loved to cook and was very good at it? He said something about Chaos and Cooking go hand in hand. He invented new treats much to the delight of Pinkie. Like bubble gum cupcakes, chocolate foam ice cream cake and apple cinnamon pumpkin pie.

She hated to admit it to herself, but Twilight loved Discord's cooking. To be fair she didn't think anyone in all of Equestria didn't like his cooking. Celestia herself was taken back from his cooking,though her first reaction was fear when she found out he was the one who cooked the royal dinner for her monthly get together with Twilight and her friends. Luna was more than happy to dig into his food especially the moon cookies he made from bubble gum and apple cheesecake
.

Though the problem was then fighting over the giant vanilla banana nut chocolate cake, though Twilight was sure he planned that. From there it was only natural for the Cakes to hire him on full time and quickly put Sugarcube Corner on the map as one of the best places to buy sweets in all of Equestria. The big shocker was the fact that Pinkie Pie insisted that he moved into the spare bedroom. Discord agreed, obviously wanting to hang out with his best friend even more. Twilight smiled. She thought she would never use "Discord" and Friend" in the same sentence before. She smiled as she remembered when he invited everypony to his room for a party and much to the surprise of everypony except the doctor who seemed to smile the biggest when they walked into a bigger on the inside room. Even though it was originally a small one bed room but was as big as Sugercube corner by the time he was done with it.

"Twilight? You OK?" Spike asked, snapping her out of her trance.
"Oh I'm fine. Just thinking about....this." she said, pointing to the group. At that moment she noticed the Doctor and Discord where throwing an assortment of pies at each other. Spike looked at them and smiled.
"Hard to believe huh?" Spike asked, looking at Twilight.
"Yes it is, but I'm so happy that this happened Spike." Twilight said, before suddenly getting a pie in her face. Her horn glowed a dark purple as the pie evaporated, showing a very angry Twilight underneath it. Discord and The Doctor looked at each other with scared eyes.
"He did it!" they yelled in unison, pointing at each other. Twilight sighed as she stood up, walking to the ring.
"How did you even start this?" Twilight asked annoyed.
"He started it!" Discord said, pointing to The Doctor.

"No I didn't!" he yelled back, ready to hit Discord with another pie.
"Uhh Doctor technically you did." Derpy said as she bit into a muffin.
"Traitor! You only say that, because he gave you that muffin!" The Doctor yelled pouting; Derpy hid the muffin behind her.
"Oh leave her alone Doctor. If you don't stop bothering her I doubt you'll be getting some loving tonight." Discord said dully.
"WHAT!?" Both Derpy and the Doctor yelled in unison, blushing madly, making Discord grin from ear to ear.
"Discord. Stop teasing them." Twilight said dully.
"Jealous, are we?" Discord said with a grin. Suddenly there was a growl. Everypony and dragon looked over at Rainbow Dash, who just blushed.

"What? I'm hungry OK." she said dully.
"Well it is past dinner." Spike said, rubbing his stomach a little. Discord looked at him shocked.
"Really?! Horse apples!" He said clicking his fingers, making the ring and pies disappear.
"What's wrong Discord?" Pinkie Pie asked, looking up at him.
"I'm late. I said I would baby sit the twins today!" Discord said as he suddenly picked her up.
"I must not fail!" he said loudly as he posed himself as a hero on a mission, making the girls giggle at him.
"Well it is getting a little late, shall we?" The Doctor asked as he began to walk to the Tardis. He opened it and stepped in.
"Yeah! Sleep over!" Spike yelled as he dashed into the box with glee. Twilight rolled her eyes as she followed close behind her number one assistant. The rest followed one by one, stepping into the, bigger on the inside, box. Discord walked to it, Pinkie Pie on his shoulder like a parrot.
"Here you are my dear." he said, turning his back into a slide that Pinkie eagerly slid down.

"You wanna come in?" She asked as she trotted to the box, as if to answer her question the Tardis made a hissing sound.
"Well I would, but if I remember The Doctors words correctly." Discord said, clearing his throat ignoring the hissing sounds.
"If you set one foot into my Tardis again, I will tear a hole in the universe and throw you in." Discord said, mimicking the doctor's voice perfectly.
"Oi! I don't sound like that! And yes, I would!" The doctor's voice came from inside the Tardis. Discord and Pinkie laughed hard.
"Oh come on Doctor can't you---
"Noooo! I already agreed to a slumber party in the Tardis. I am not letting Discord go anywhere near her." The Doctor said firmly. Pinkie Pie was about to say something before she felt the Draconequus paw on her shoulder.
"It's OK Pinkie. Besides, I couldn't stay. I have a job to do and I can't miss It." he said with a smile; Pinkie pouted a little.
"And besides, we all know why he's not letting me in." Discord said with a grin.

"Because you will recolor the time vortex and muck about all of time. Oh and let us not forget how you somehow used the Tardis to bring a past self of you into the present creating a Paradox almost destroying time itself!" The doctor said firmly.
"I was going to say you're still mad at me for painting it pink with bubbles on it." Discord said with a grin.
"That too. Now come my dear Pinkie Pie. Adventure waits!" The doctor yelled with a grin.
"Go. Be with your friends. I'm sure I'll get a chance to hang out with you some other time." Discord said warmly.
"OK. I pinkie promise we will hang out when I get back." Pinkie said smiling at him as she began to walk away. Suddenly she felt something grab her tail. She looked behind her to see Discord as he was about to say something, but noticed something. Discord had a very scared look in his eyes.

"Discord? Are you OK?" she asked, turning around, staring at him. Discord didn't answer. He began to shake. His tail stood on end as did most of his fur. The Doctor stepped out wondering what was happening and stopped in his tracks as he saw the look in Discords eyes. He quickly made his way to Discord.
"Hey, are you OK?" The doctor asked, waving his hoof in front of Discord. He blinked and held his head as if he was in pain.
"Yeah....I'm fine." Discord said, looking at Pinkie.
"Pinkie? Are you sure you and the others want to go on this sleepover?" Discord asked in a serious voice. The Doctor stood quite watching Discord not liking his behavior.
"....Yes I do. Why?" Pinkie Pie asked, looking worried at him for a moment before he smiled.
"Oh, no reason. You go enjoy yourself." he said with a smile. Pinkie stared at him before she began to walk away.
"Oh promise me one thing Pinkie." he said, getting her attention.
"Yeah what is it?" she asked, turning around.
"Promise me you'll come back." Discord said, looking at her. Pinkie pie looked at him shocked, before galloping to him and giving him a big hug.

"Of course I will! Nothing can keep me from my best friend." She said, nuzzling him. He hugged her back. The Doctor looked confused. In all this time, he has only seen Discord nervous once before and it was when he started working at Sugarcube Corner, but this was something different. This was Fear.
"Promise?" Discord said with a weak smile.
"I Pinkie Pie Promise." she said with a giggle.
"Ummm Pinkie would you mind going into the Tardis? I and Discord have something to talk about. Guy stuff." The Doctor said with a smile. She looked at Discord who nodded; she smiled as she trotted back to the Tardis.
"Yo Pinkie Pie what was that all about?" Rainbow Dash asked, looking at her friend.
"I don't know...He seemed really scared." she said as she closed the door behind her. The Doctor looked at Discord who had calmed down a little.

"What was that about?" the doctor asked, looking at Discord.
"I...I don't know, but every fiber of my being is screaming at me to not let her go." Discord said, clutching his fists shut.
"Then why don't you stop her?" The Doctor asked looking him over, a little worried about his reaction.
"...Because it would break her heart." Discord said with a smile.
"You really care about her don't you?" The Doctor asked with a smile.
"Yes I care about all of them. Really. Hehe. I never thought I would say that, and it's thanks to you Doctor." Discord said, smiling down at the doctor, relaxing a bit.
"Ah, it's no problem I enjoy helping." The Doctor said, smiling up at him. Discords smile faded as he looked at the Tardis.
"Will you promise me one thing Doctor?" Discord asked, looking down at him a serious look in his eyes.
"Anything." The Doctor said, looking as serious as he did.
"Protect her. Keep her safe." Discord said in a dead serious tone.
"...Of course I'll protect her. All of them. You have my word." The Doctor said, never cracking a smile, showing how serious he was.

"Thank you Doctor.....I don't know what I'd do if I lost all my friends." Discord said sadly. The Doctor suddenly nudged Discord, making the god of chaos look at him; he was smiling up at him.
"Don't be over dramatic. You won't lose them, that I can promise you." The Doctor said, smiling up at him.
"Now get going. You said you where late and now....you're very late." The Doctor said with a grin as he saw Discords eyes shoot open.
"CRRRRRAAP!" Discord yelled as he began to run away. The Doctor smiled, but suddenly dropped as he heard the breaking of glass, coming from inside the Tardis. He dashed inside, closing the door behind him. Discord stopped running and looked back one more time. In the back of his mind something was telling him that this might be the last time he would see any of them.

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"What was that?!" The Doctor yelled, looking around worried. He quickly walked over to the Tardis console inspecting it, before looking up at the girls. They looked a little worried as they stepped aside. At that moment he noticed Spike, looking at the ground shyly.
"It...it was an accident." he said quietly.
"What happened?" The Doctor asked firmly. Spike shyly held out a broken glass cup. The doctor sighed with relief.
"Oh I have literally an infinite amount of those, so no worries my boy---err dragon." The Doctor said with a smile as he petted Spike on the head.

"Really? I thought you would be mad or something." Spike asked, looking up at the doctor.
"For a glass cup? Nah. Accidents happen." he said with a smile as he walked over to the console, Derpy noticed how he gently stroked it as he walked, rolling her eyes as he did.
"So Doc? Where are we going?" Rainbow Dash asked as she flew next to him. He smiled as he looked at the screen.
"Pit stop!" he said, moving a few levers here and there, spinning a wheel, and finally hitting the jiggly leaver as he called it. The group felt the Tardis move slightly for a few moments before stopping.

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"Let's see 1800 Tardis Lane...." a young orange unicorn said as he walked up to a corner, holding a few boxes, he looked at it and sighed.
"Oh come on! Another prank call!? I really needed this." he said sighing as he turned to walk away. Suddenly a whining, wheezing, sound, coming from behind him made him stop; he turned around just in time to see a blue box appear before him. He was speechless as he stood there for a few moments.
"Ummm hello?" he asked as he walked up to it. He carefully knocked on it and yelped as the doors swung open.
"Hello! I'm The Doctor, and I believe those are the pizzas I ordered." He said with a smile as he stepped out. A number of cheers were heard, coming from inside the box.

"Uuhh I ummmmh." the unicorn stammered as he held out the boxes in front of him.
"That would be 25 bits s-s-s-s-sir." he said, not knowing what else to do.
"OK. Twilight you mind helping me?" The Doctor yelled as he reached into his pocket, pulling out a few bits.
"I'm coming." a female voice said as she popped her head out of it.
"Thank you. I'll be taking that." She said, taking the boxes with her magic. The young unicorn blushed as he looked at her.
"Hey. Down boy." The doctor said firmly as he handed him the bits.
"Uuuh....thank you." He said as he took the coins. The Doctor smiled at him as he walked back into the blue box. Moments later the wheezing, whining, sound was heard followed by the box's disappearing. The orange unicorn just stood there, staring in shock.
"I need a vacation." he said as he turned to leave.

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"Wow! That's a lot of pizzas!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she rushed up to Twilight, practically drooling.
"Yup. Can't have a sleepover without Pizza." The Doctor said with a smile.
"Oh. You've been reading my book?" Twilight asked with a smile.
"Book? What book?" The Doctor asked, looking at her.
".....Oh never mind." Twilight sighed as she pouted slightly. Spike giggled at her, earning a stern look form the mare that made him shut up.
"So Doctor. What did you and Discord talk about?" Pinkie Pie asked, looking over at him. The Doctor looked at her and smiled.

"Oh nothing. You know guy stuff." he said with a chuckle.
"Oh OK then!" she said with a smile as she hopped away. The Doctor thought about telling her―them about what Discord said, but decided against it. He didn't want to ruin the fun night.
"So what are we waiting for?! Let's get this sleepover going!" Pinkie Pie yelled, pulling her party cannon out of nowhere, firing it. The girls and even The Doctor laughed as the party officially began.

Author's Note

ok this took a while but im happy with it!
last new story for a WHILE but im still going to work on my other stories! ok fixed it a little! it is now not a almighty wall of text!

Chapter 2: Fun night of fun part 1

“Pinkie! Not on the console!” The Doctor yelled at the pink pony, who took it upon herself to start decorating the inside of the Tardis.
“Oh come on! I just wanna make her feel pretty!” Pinkie Pie said laughing as the started decorating the console with streamers and confetti.
“She’s beautiful just the way she is!” The Doctor yelled as he tried to chase away the crazy party mare.
“Ohhh maybe some dots here and there!” Pinkie Pie yelled out happily as she ran a paint brush across it.
“Discord put you up to this, didn't he?! He was always jealous of her beauty!” The Doctor yelled again trying to chase down the pink pony.
“Guys!” Spike yelled, poking his head out of a random hall, making both of them stop in their tracks.
“We’re about ready to eat so come on.” Spike said as he retreated back into the hall. Pinkie Pie smiled as she began to hop away until The Doctor grabbed hold of her tail and pulled her back.
“Oh no you don't! No pizza for you until you clean up the Tardis.” He said firmly.
“Awww but-“

“No buts, now hurry up, the faster you clean up this mess the faster you get pizza.” the Doctor said firmly as he turned to walk away. He didn't take more than 2 steps before Pinkie zoomed past him.
“Hey! I-“
“Finished now! I’ll race you to the pizza!” Pinkie Pie said as she dashed past him.
“What?! What?” he said as he turned around to see the Tardis back to the way it was, it even had a slight shine to it.
“...what?” he said in a deadpan voice as he looked at the scene in shock. The Doctor quickly shook it off as he trotted down the same hall the young dragon and pink pony went down. He made a mental note to have the Tardis scan Pinkie Pie later. He quickly came into a rather large room with a large wooden round table in the middle. He still needed to say sorry to Arthur for “borrowing” it. The young mares and dragon were already sitting around it, grinning from ear to ear at the large amount of pizza in front of them with drinks in their hoofs.
“It’s about time you showed up! Rarity said we’re not allowed to eat until you got here.” Rainbow Dash said slightly annoyed before turning her attention to the pizza drooling a little as she watched it as if it was the first time she had seen one.
“Well it is rude, darling, to eat without the host.” Rarity said as she wrapped a napkin around her neck earning an eye roll from Rainbow Dash.

“Well, she is right; it is a bit rude to start without the host, especially one as handsome as me.” The Doctor said with a chuckle as he made his way to an empty seat between Derpy and Twilight. They just rolled their eyes at him.
“Can we dig in now!?” Rainbow Dash said, eager to eat.
“Not yet.” The Doctor said, earning a whine from her as he grinned a bit taking a look around the room, he clapped his hoofs and jazz music began to play.
“Awww yeah! The Doctor’s in the house!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as the music played.
“Well, dig in!” The Doctor said as he grabbed a slice for himself. The others eagerly grabbed a slice for themselves, eagerly biting into it.
“Mmm, who would have thought a pizza with dandelions, daisies, mushrooms and hay would taste so good!” The Doctor yelled, finishing up his slice and quickly reached for another one.
“Well, chances are if you drown anything with lots of tomato juice and melted cheese it would taste good.” Derpy said as she munched on her slice and pulled away a long string of cheese, connecting her and her pizza. Soon the room was filled with the sounds of laughter and talking.
“So girls, anypony see the new movie? The one about the prince and the peasant.” Rarity asked as she took a sip of her soda enjoying the sweet drink.
“Saw it last week.” Derpy said as she took another bite of her pizza.
“...wait how? It just came out yesterday.” Rarity asked, looking at her puzzled. Derpy pointed to the Doctor, making the mares sigh at him.

“What?” He asked, looking at them as he finished his third slice.
“You know what, you cheater.” Twilight said in a deadpan tone, shaking her head slightly.
“Oh come on! She wouldn't stop bothering me!” The Doctor said, pointing back at Derpy.
“Hey, don't go blaming that on me!” Derpy yelled back as she held up a pizza.
“Hey no! No throwing food in the Tardis!” He yelled in a panic as he moved right and left, trying to angle himself away from the line of fire.
“Hey, you said we couldn't touch anything, didn't say anything about a little food fight.” Derpy said with a grin, suddenly Spike screamed, the Doctor turned and saw him hiding under the table. He was about to ask what got into him, but then saw what had made him hide. Pinkie Pie had pulled out her Party Cannon, ready to fire. She must have a pocket universe in her mane, that was the only explanation he had for the things she could pull out.
“No! If you fire that I will be very- “
Pinkie Pie fired the cannon, covering everypony in pizza and confetti. The Doctor sat there, covered in layers of pizza, he slowly wiped away the cheese from his face a frown on his face.
“Crossed.” he said in a dead pan tone. Derpy wiped cheese off her face only to see a very angry Doctor. Pinkie noticed this and backed off a little, worried about what the Doctor might do.
“You know what this means.” He said firmly, the rest of the group trying to get clean, Rarity nearly fainting at the sight of cheese on her white coat.

“Ummm…it was only a joke…” Pinkie Pie said nervously nearly slipping on the sauce on the floor.
“I don’t care, someone has to be punished.” he said standing up his frown still on his face.
“Aww Doctor, don’t be like that, she was only playing, no need to punish her or anything.” Derpy said looking at him feeling sad that he was mad. She never did like seeing him sad.
“I know she isn't the one who's going to be getting her just deserts.” he said firmly, only then did he realize the Cannon was gone, but he didn't think too hard on it.
“Wait what? Who---” Derpy's question was cut off due to The Doctor throwing a slice of pizza in her face. A collective “Ooooooh~!” was heard as Derpy stood there for a moment before wiping away the pizza and the first thing she saw was The Doctor grinning at her. Derpy looked shocked at him, and then small tears began to form in her eyes, making his smile fade as quickly as a gem given to Spike.
“Why...Why ...would...you...do ….that?” Derpy said, her eyes watering, as her lips contorted into frown.
“Oh come on! I was just kidding!” The Doctor said in a panic as he tried to calm her down. The girls and Spike watched on, whispering.

“I thought ….you were my ….friend…” Derpy said, covering her face with her hooves as she turned around. The crying only made The Doctor panic more.
“I'm sorry! I’m so soo sorry!” The Doctor said still panicking, if there was one thing he hated more than all the evil in the universe, it was to make a girl cry.
“Look Derp---.” The Doctor was cut off as a large wad of Pizza was shoved in his face.
“That’s Ditsy doo to you Mr.!” she said with a chuckle. The Doctor wiped the pizza off his face for the second time tonight and saw his companion grinning at him.
“Cheater!” he yelled, pointing a hoof at her.
“All’s fair in pizza and cheese.” she said with a grin. The Doctor glared at her.
“This means war!” he yelled as he grabbed another blob of pizza and tossed it, Derpy ducked just in time, only for it to miss her and hit Rarity in the face, making the whole group gasp.
“Whoa Rarity you OK?” Rainbow Dash asked looking at her. Rarity used her magic to whip the cheese off, glaring at everypony.
“Oh it is ON!” Rarity yelled as she tossed it back. Within seconds, the dining hall of the Tardis became a battle ground of pizza, and soon the all-out war turned into a team vs team battle royal. Derpy and The Doctor teamed up naturally, Applejack and Rainbow Dash, Rarity and her self-appointed knight in shining scales Spike, and Pinkie and Twilight as the final team and Fluttershy was just hiding under a table, not wanting to see any violence.

“Come Miss Hooves, we must eliminate the pink menace!” The Doctor yelled as he tossed a slice of pizza at Pinkie.
“Oh that’s me!” Pinkie Pie said happily as she opened her mouth and ate the slice whole. Pinkie smiled as she took out her Party Cannon and pointed it at them, Derpy and The Doctor screamed as they took cover behind a table.
“Come on! That’s not fair!” He yelled angrily, poking his head out slightly and quickly ducked as Pinkie opened fire.
“Return fire Miss Hooves!” Doctor yelled out as he tossed a pizza out from his cover.
“Right Doctor!” Derpy said as she retaliated by tossing pizza, missing the pink pony and hitting the rainbow colored one instead.
“Hey cheap shot!” She yelled as she tossed a few slices back at them.
“How did you even miss Pinkie and hit Skittles?” The Doctor asked, looking over at his companion, she returned his look with a pout.

“Hello?!” Derpy said annoyed as she pointed to her eyes, The Doctor gave her a sheepish smile.
“For the last time, my name is not bucking Skittles!” Rainbow Dash yelled angrily as she tossed a slice at The Doctor. Missing as he ducked before popping back up.
“Hey, language! We have children here!” The Doctor said pointing a hoof at her, dodging another slice as she threw it.
“Come, my knight of shining scales, we must defeat these ruffians!” Rarity yelled as she used her magic to toss pizza at all of them, Spike stood under her wearing a paper hat while holding a plate in front of him like a shield.
“Yes milady!” Spike yelled as he tossed a slice at Twilight which in turn got him a stern look, he giggled a bit nervously before taking a pizza slice to the face by Twilight.
“Ha! Take that, my fateful assistant!” Twilight grinned before being hit by Applejack.
“Hehe, now this is my kind of slumber party, none of that fancy stuff to ruin it.” Applejack said with a grin, noticing the shocked look from Rarity.
“Hey, I thought you said you liked it when I did your hair~” Rarity said, her voice a bit high pitched and whiny making them all cringe slightly.

“Can't...we...all...get...along?” Fluttershy said, getting everypony’s attention, still hiding under the table.
“NO!” They all yelled happily as they tossed pizza here and there. The battle went on for what seemed like hours, the whole dining room being covered in cheese and sauce. Laughs filled the whole room as they continued to have their food war. Finally after the pizza ammo had been completely exhausted the group of friends laid sprawled on the ground, panting and laughing.
“Wow…Discord would so have loved that.” Pinkie Pie said, laying on the ground, wheezing and panting from laughing so hard.
“True my dear Pinkie Pie, but if he were here we'd still be fighting.” The Doctor said laughing as he rolled onto his stomach giving a slight groan as he did so.
“Wow, never thought that would have happened in the Tardis.” the Doctor said with a chuckle as he looked at his friends, who were recovering from the food fight as well. Fluttershy had come out and sat next to Twilight and Pinkie Pie completely untouched by the food artillery.
“Yeah, this was definitely one of the best moments I've had in here.” Derpy said with a smile, picking cheese out of her wings as she did.
“So true Miss Hooves, I will definitely put this in my top ten moments I have had in the old girl.” The Doctor said picking cheese from his brown coat and tossing it aside.
“Yeah, too bad Dinky and Sparkler aren't here.” Derpy said, slightly disappointed.
“Oh that reminds me, where are the little darlings?” Rarity said, using her magic to take chunks of cheese off of her, much to her dismay.

“Oh, well, Dinky is having her own sleepover with your sister, Applebloom, and Scootaloo, and Sparkler is away with some friends on a weekend retreat to Canterlot.” Derpy said with a smile pulling off some hay off of her wings.
“Oh, that sounds lovely! I’m glad the 4 of them are getting along, and where in Canterlot is Sparkler?” Rarity asked as Spike had started to help her with peeling cheese off of her.
“I think it’s called Le Golden Hoof.” Derpy said, Rarity looked over at her, her mouth hanging open in shock.
“WHAT!? HOW!?” Rarity shouted, standing up and rushed over to her, making Derpy look up at her in fear.
“Oh, here we go! Rarity on another crazy fancy moment.” Applejack said, picking her hat clean of any cheese it had on it, earning a glare from Rarity.
“Doesn't that mean she is crazy all the time?” Rainbow Dash said with a chuckle, earning a high hoof from Applejack.
“Well excuse me! I’m just curious how Derpy—“
“Oh no, I may let the Doctor get away with that only because it would be easier to teach a Manticore to sing opera than to get him to say my name right, but you have to say it right!” Derpy said annoyed making Rarity chuckle nervously at her. The Doctor pouted at his assistant, mouthing out the words “That’s not fair.”
“Yes...as I was saying, how did Ditsy here got her daughter into to the fanciest resort and spa?” Rarity said, looking at Derpy with hopeful eyes.

“Well....it helps that you’re friends with someone who's saved Equestria a lot of times now.” Derpy said chuckling as she looked at The Doctor who was cleaning his green tie.
“Oh that is not fair!” Rarity whined again as she suddenly dashed over to The Doctor.
“You so sold him out.” Twilight said with a grin as she watched Rarity bombard the Doctor with pleas making him back away from her slowly.
“I so did.” Derpy said grinning as she watched The Doctor back into a corner, a scared look on his face. Rarity continued to beg and plea with him, he continued to back away until his plot hit the cold wall of the Tardis. The Doctor looked over to his assistant and mouthed out “Save me” as Rarity started talking about a getaway for the both of them.
“Jeez, let the poor stallion breath Rarity.” Applejack said, looking over at her overly eager friend.
“Excuse me, I and Turner are talking so be kind and don't interrupt.” Rarity snapped back as she went back to talking to him.
“It’s The Doctor.” he said, sweating nervously. Rarity wrinkled her nose at him.
“Oh, but dear, we can't put that on our wedding vows, and Turner sounds so much more sophisticated.” She said as her eyes sparkled at the word.
“Well your right about―WEDDING!?” The Doctor yelled in panic, looking over at Derpy, his eyes begging her to intervene. He quickly noticed that all the mares, including his assistant, were choking back laughs.
“Yes dear, our wedding will be the envy of all of Equestria.” Rarity said, looking off into space with a dreamy look in her eyes. Spike looked up at her, his eyes full of hurt. But this went unnoticed by the fashionista as she continued to have her day dream. The Doctor looked over at Twilight hoping she would help him. He grew more desperate when she started talking about children.
“Aww I have to help him Ditsy.” Twilight said standing up, making the wall eyed mare pout.
“Awww why? It’s fun to watch him sweat.” Derpy said with an evil grin, enjoying his misery.

“True, but look he's doing the Doctor eyes.” Twilight said pointing to him. Derpy looked over and almost squealed at the puppy dog eyes he was making along with a pouting frown.
“Aww that cheater, OK go help him.” Derpy said giggling. Twilight smiled as she walked over to Rarity.
“Rarity you should probably stop bothering him.” Twilight said with a warm smile.
“What? I’m not bothering him! And besides why should I? We are talking about our future! ”Rarity said, slightly offended by her comment.
“Well, if I was you, I’d be more worried about the cheese staining my coat than a wedding. I mean, can you imagine that? A cheese colored coat, I don’t think Le Golden Hoof would like that.” Twilight said, her smile still on her face.
“OH MY GOODNESS!” Rarity yelled as she looked over herself, going into a near panic at the sight of the cheese starting to harden.
“Spike help me!” Rarity whined loudly as she began to pick at the cheese herself. Spike shot to attention, running to her side.
“Anything for you.” Spike said as he helped her peel the cheese off staring at her dreamily. Twilight and the others giggled as The Doctor slowly moved away from Rarity.
“Thank you.” The Doctor whispered, his tone telling Twilight how grateful he was.
“AHHHH! Ewwww!” Rarity suddenly yelled disgusted. The group looked over and saw Rarity looking at Rainbow Dash with a horrified look.

“What? It’s food.” Rainbow Dash said dully as she took another hoofful of cheese and ate it gleefully.
“Well, she does have a point Rarity.” Applejack said sniffing the cheese before shrugging and eating some herself. Rarity shrieked again as she stepped away from her friends, almost gagging.
“Shower! I need to shower!” Rarity yelled in a panic as she tried to hold back the pizza she ate.
“Actually that’s not a bad idea.” Twilight said, noting her cheesy coat and how it was already hardening.
“No, the pool doesn't count.” Derpy said as The Doctor slowly put his hoof down giving her a sheepish grin. The rest of the mares just stared at him.
“What? Like you never bathed in a pool before!” The Doctor yelled, pointing a hoof at the group.
“Mares, they are impossible to please.” Spike said annoyed, he quickly received a swift whack across the back of his head by Twilight. Spike grumbled as he rubbed his head.
“Anyway where is the shower room?” Twilight asked with a warm smile. The doctor just chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head a bit.
“I…don’t have one big enough for six mares, a stallion and a dragon….actually, I don’t have a shower at all.” The Doctor said giving them a sheepish grin as he chuckled nervously, the stares he got back made him stop.
“Though I can fix that, just give me a moment!” He said quickly as he made his way away from them and disappeared into the hallway. A few moments passed and the girls began to gossip, well Rarity did at least, much to the groups annoyance.
“Can you believe what Blue Blood did?” Rarity said, a bit angry as she turned her nose up at his name, a few groans were heard as the mares just rolled their eyes at her.

“Jeez Rarity, the way you talk about him makes me think you still like the jerk.” Rainbow Dash said annoyed but grinned at her when she looked back at her in shock.
“I made that mistake once! And I will never make it again! I will never fall for that pig, NEVER” she said glaring at her rainbow maned friend as she huffed and puffed a little.
“Yeah yeah, whatever.” Rainbow Dash said shrugging as she looked around a bit before grinning.
“Not like you sat in a tree with him.” Rainbow dash said grinning at the bright red blush Rarity had.
“How DARE you---
“Well, if you combine the love Rarity has for dresses and the love Blue Blood has for himself, we might have stopped the Changelings from invading, that would have been a power couple for sure, though who they would be attracted to more would be a mystery.” Twilight said grinning making Rarity gasp at her, she was about to retort, until Applejack gave a whistle.
“Well now if Rarity does hookup with that Prince then she will have one heck of a wedding, though ah don’t know who would be wearing the dress.” Applejack said before she howled out in laughter as the group joined in, even Spike was laughing, even though he tried his hardest not to.
“You too Applejack?!” Rarity practically screamed at her.
“OH! That would be so wonderful! That means me and Dissy can plan the wedding! Oh and Discord would make one heck of a bachelor party! And I can set up the baby shower! Oh Rarity will have like the most epic baby carriage ever!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she practically started bouncing off the walls of the Tardis.
“PINKIE!” Rarity yelled as she blushed hard, she quickly turned her gaze to Derpy and Fluttershy making one grin and the other eep and hide behind her mane.

“Well, I’m sure me and The Doctor would be invited and for all you know we already saw you with your 3erd grandson, but as The Doctor puts it…”Spoilers”” Derpy said grinning at the white mare as the group went into another fit of laughter.
“Yeah Rarity, I’m betting you like the chump!” Rainbow Dash said as she pointed her hoof at her, laughing as she did so, that was the last straw.
“Oh yeah? What about you and that Gilda character!?” Rarity said making Rainbow Dash stop and stare at her.
“Yeah, what about her?” Rainbow Dash asked curious to what she would say.
“Oh, you know, just the fact she’s your Marefriend.” Rarity said, grinning as she saw Rainbow’s face light up a nice shade of red.
“Wha wha---
“Oh don’t be embarrassed dear, I’d be more than happy to make a nice little dress for the both of you; I am sure she would love to see you in a pink fluffy dress.” Rarity said, grinning at the victory she just had, Applejack laughed at her, earning herself a glare.
“What are you laughing about AJ!? You shouldn't be laughing…Mrs. Caramel.” Rainbow Dash said grinning as Applejack stopped laughing and glared at her.
“Yeah you heard me. I knew adding some Caramel to the Apple family recipe would be fun.” Rainbow Dash said grinning at the bright shade of red her cheeks turned.
“Oh! That’s wonderful Applejack! Now we can have Apple Caramel babies running around! OH! Let me be the auntie! I will spoil them to no end!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she went on to talk about parties and balloons. Applejack grinned as her sights were turned to Pinkie, she looked around the room, the group nodded as they gave a group evil grin.
“Oh really Pinkie Pie? You like the idea of babies?” Applejack asked grinning evilly as Pinkie Pie nodded happily, being oblivious to the hungry look she was getting.

“Well duh! I love babies!” Pinkie Pie yelled happily as she started to hop getting excited.
“Oh good! So when will you and Discord have some running around?” Applejack said, she could swear the walls themselves cringed as Pinkie fell flat on her face. She quickly stood up again, waving her hoofs around frantically.
“WHAT!?” she yelled so hard it left everypony’s ears ringing, her face brighter than the tomato sauce covering it. The group went into a fit of laughter, pointing and giggling at her reaction making her look at the floor a bit, drawing circles around on the ground a bit. Twilight noticed this and walked up to her.
“Pinkie, relax, we are having fun here, we----“
“He’s cute.” Pinkie Pie said loud enough to make the whole room go dead quiet. The silence lingered for a moment before she pouted a little.
“What? He is, he might not seem much to you girls but to me he does, he’s special.” She said, smiling a bit before it turns into a grin.
“Like how Derpy and the Doctor, or how Twilight and Flash act.” Pinkie Pie said grinning, turning the whole situation back at her friends, making the grey Pegasus and purple Unicorn blush madly.
“WHAT!?” they yell in unison as the group goes into a fit of giggles.

“Derpy, does a Time Lord kiss differently than a normal stallion? And Twilight, does Flash ever get in trouble for smooching you in front of Shining?” Pinkie Pie asked, her smile turning into a grin as she gave a slight manic stare but faded just as quickly as it popped out. Immediately the room was filled with giggles and laughs as the two mares used the “we are just friends” excuse, though none of the friends bought that. Before they could continue the chat, the Tardis shook, making the mares and dragon grab onto the nearest things they could, but since there was nothing solid to grab onto they just grabbed onto each other trying to hold on to dear life as the table and chairs moved about the room.
“What did he do now!?” Derpy yelled as she clung to Twilight, whose horn flared, wrapping all of her friends in a magic field, protecting them as a few plates and forks bounced off of it. A loud click is heard, followed by static before the Doctor’s voice chimed through.
“Sorry! Hit a solar flare, fixing it right now!” he yelled though the intercom as the Tardis shook again, this time a bit more violently.
“What is he doing!?” Rarity yelled as she held onto Spike for dear life, much to the joy of the small dragon, even though his face started to go a slight pale blue color. A few more moments passed as the Tardis continued to shake before stopping suddenly, making a loud groaning sound. The mares let go of each other, relaxing a bit before Derpy stood up worried as she took off into the hall.

“Doctor!” she yelled scared as the rest of the mares chased after her, before long they ran into the Doctor almost quite literally.
“What?! I’m right here! No need to yell!” He said panting a bit but smiled as he caught his breath.
“What was that---“
“Solar flare, I told you I hit one.” He said with a bit of nervous chuckle. Derpy only stared at him…or at least tried to.
“That was a bit too much for a solar flarey thingy.” She said sounding a bit worried as the rest of the mares nodded.
“I am not familiar with Tardis technology but—
“Time Lord.” The stallion said interrupting Twilight, making him flinch a bit at her glare.
“But are you sure that was a Solar Flare?” Twilight asked, staring him down, he blinked for a moment as if thinking before giving her a sheepish grin.
“You are worrying too much Miss Sparkle, all of you are.” He said turning to them, giving them a kind smile.
“I assure you, nothing is wrong, it was just a little snag.” He said as he started walking past them. The group of mares and dragon looked at each other worried for a bit before sighing, deciding to put their trust in him, like they have so many times before.
“Well, good news and bad news” he said chuckling a bit as he continued to trot, he felt like trotting over walking at the moment so the group followed behind him.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” Twilight asked, looking a bit worried at the possibilities of the sleep over being ruined.
“I misplaced the Library.” He said calmly, the Tardis gave a slight groan as if cringing as Twilight stopped walking and stood still for a moment. The group slowly passed her giving her a wide berth knowing that the stallion had poked at someone he should not have.

“WHAT?! HOW?!” she yelled dashing up to him at such speeds that Rainbow Dash gave a little whistle, anger clear in the unicorns voice, he backed away a bit, taken back by her outburst and lack of personal space. He gulped a bit, nervously adjusting his green cheesy crusty tie.
“Easy Miss Sparkle, I said “misplaced”, it’s still here, I just need to find it again.” He said pointing over his shoulder, prompting the group to continue, Twilight grumbling to herself as they continued to walk.
“Good news is that now I have a bathhouse! Never had a bathhouse before. Come on!” he said happily as he trotted to said bathhouse with an extra spring in his step, or at least he hoped they were going in the right direction. The group walked around for a bit, starting up small talk again though this time keeping off the stallion talk, with a stallion so close to them. Much to Twilight’s delight they found the Library a few moments later, though the pool table and the pool being in the middle of the floor was a bit disconcerting to her, while the others just waved it off, Rainbow Dash saying it was an improvement, earning a pout from Twilight. After a few more minutes of looking, they found a new door; The Doctor quickly made his way to it and opened it, the sight that greeted them left all of them speechless. Inside the room was a large round pound lined with round rocks, easily being able to fit 20 maybe even 30 ponies. A small waterfall to the left of it shined in the light as the water flowed freely. A soft steam coming off of the water as it slowly filled the large bath. The Doctor smiled again as he made his way to the side, opening a door in the wall making it slid open.

“Soap, towels, and conditioner, have fun!” The Doctor said with a smile as he stepped aside and showed the group of mares the items. Rarity gasped loudly as she quickly ran up to them, almost knocking the poor stallion down in the process.
“Oi! Careful!” The Doctor said, shaking his head a bit as he smiled, he looked up at the group.
“Well, go on then, get to cleaning yourselves up, you've dragged enough cheese through the Tardis as it is!” he said grinning as he walked past them, leaving them to talk alone, noting that Spike was handing out the soap to everyone—everypony. He walked out of the room, still smiling, thinking he heard them mention his name giggling. He continued to smile before he closed the door, the moment they were out of sight, his smile disappeared and placed his hoof on his chin in deep thought, ignoring the cheese being smeared on his chin.
“You are sharp Miss Sparkle, but at times I wish you weren't.” he said as he started pacing around a bit.
“But now the question is what the bloody hell did I hit?” he thought to himself as he continued to pace. His mind trying to figure out what he hit, or rather what hit the Tardis? Was it a gravity field? A simple time tear? Maybe another ship? Or was it a simple case of hiccups from the Tardis? Ever since Derpy installed that new oven—well, demanded to, have said oven installed, the Tardis has been acting iffy, like the poor girl had a stomach ache. He sighed, he thought about removing it but that would make his companion sad, that and the Tardis did get better rather quickly.

“Doctor!” Derpy’s voice called to him, making him snap out of his thoughts making him turned to face her.
“What!? I’m right here no need to yell!” he yelled back, his smile returning as his companion poked her head out the door, completely oblivious to the evil grin she had.
“Come here, we need to talk.” She said as she beckoned him to come in with her hoof a bit suggestively, how that was possible with hooves he had no idea but shrugged. The Tardis didn't pick up any abnormalities so he shouldn't worry about what that little “bump” was. He felt something tap him making him look up. Apparently he was once again in deep thought and was meet with a pouting companion.
“Alright alright, what is it?” He asked, walking back into the room, the door slowly closing behind him, as the mares surrounded him like piranhas. As the door closed, the wall to the opposite side of it started to crack a bit, before giving a low groan as if something was waking up after a very long sleep.

Author's Note

Finally and not that long! :D