Twilight Sparkle likes dishwashers
The door opened slowly and quietly, and a purple hoof stepped in. Twilight sneaked inside and shut the door. ''...Hello?'' she said. ''Fluttershy? Are you home?''
Nopony answered, so Twilight took a couple of steps forwards. ''Fluttershy? Anyone?'' she asked a little louder. No one home, I guess, she thought. Not even any animals? Where are they? she wondered and started walking towards the kitchen. Well, I can probably take them myself, if I just tell Fluttershy that I took them when she comes home, she decided and walked in the kitchen.
Now, where could they be? I must find them, that book said that cucumbers boost your magic for a short time. You don't know when they might come handy, Twilight thought and looked around. She looked from a couple of lockers, but only found spoons and forks, and some plates. All knives were in a big cupboard with a sturdy door. So the animals couldn't get them, Twilight thought.
Maybe she keeps them in cold? Twilight walked to the fridge and opened it. There wasn't much inside, and everything was either broken or messed up. Well, this is weird. But luckily there was a box of cucumbers. Twilight took it out and investigated the cucumbers. Hmm... some of these are all sticky and *sniff* smell pretty strange, Twilight thought. Could these be rotten?
She took a bite from one. Well, they don't taste bad. She took six cucumbers from the box, put them in her bag, closed the box and placed it back to the fridge. I'll just take these, and tell Fluttershy when she I see her, Twilight decided and turned around.
Then her eyes noticed a big white box on the floor behind her. Woah, that's a big dishwasher. I haven't even noticed it before. It's kinda nice.
She poked it's door gently with her right hoof and smiled. M-hm... it's kinda cute. She took a look around and then lowered slowly to lick it's door once. ...this feels weird, Twilight thought and licked the door again.
She accidentally let out a little groan on the fourth lick, and then froze. Am I getting aroused because of a dishwasher? That's kinda... peculiar?
Something nudged her hind leg. ''Aah!'' Twilight shouted and jumped around. Angel was there, with a questioning expression on his face. Twilight blushed immediately. ''Uhh... uhm... I was just... looking?'' she said with a clear fake smile. Angel sighed, facepalmed and walked away.
Twilight stared him until he exited the room, and then turned back to the dishwasher. ''Uh... hi?'' she said softly. ''I... I seem to like you a little bit... do you like me?'' she asked from the dishwasher, touching it with her hoof. The dishwasher was a dishwasher, so it couldn't answer, but Twilight seemed happy anyways. ''Aah, you're so sweet'' she said and gave it's door a little kiss.
Make it know I want it, Twilight thought and pressed her whole body against it. ''Mmh, you feel so good'' she said, which wasn't really true, since it was made of steel or something. However, she felt very comfortable rubbing her body against it. She licked it's door a little more, because she liked it's taste.
''Do you want me to... get inside?'' Twilight asked. She was left without an answer, but she didn't care. Her horn glowed as she opened the door slowly with her magic.
Luckily the spoons, forks, plates and bowls inside were clean, and Twilight admired the sight with half-opened eyes and a gentle smile. ''Wooow... you're handsome...'' she mumbled and touched one plate tenderly. Is there even room for me? Twilight thought. Well, we'll find out.
She crawled inside slowly, and a seductive look on her face. She placed her hoof on a fork. ''Mmf'' she grunted in pain, but kept smiling for the dishwasher. She had problems to turn around, but managed to do so and found a comfortable position. She leaned against it's rear wall and giggled. ''You smell good'' she said to the dishwasher and closed the door with her magic.
Then she didn't see anything but black, but fixed the situation with her magic and created a light blue glow inside the dishwasher, so she could see. ''There we go...'' she whispered, took a spoon and put it in her mouth. ''Mm'' she groaned as she passionately sucked the spoon. Soon she put the spoon away and took a plate, licking and biting it from every spot, as her left hoof started to slide between her legs.
What in Celestia's name am I doing? Twilight thought and stopped. ...well, you only live once, she chuckled and kept going. Her hoof finally hit her sensitive spot, and soon she was moaning and pleasuring herself with occasionally increasing speed.
''Yeaahh... good boy...'' she moaned, probably to the dishwasher. She kept going, harder and harder. It didn't take long when she was already about to come.
What if I turn this thing on? she thought. I'd drown, her rational side said. It'll be hot as ****, her horny side said. You're right, Twilight said to her horny side and started to search the power button with her magic. She found it, and turned the dishwasher on.
Dozens of liters of hot water streamed on Twilight. ''AAAAA-blrbllrbr'' she screamed as the water filled up the dishwasher. The magical glow faded and she didn't see a thing. She tried to calm down to not to further worsen the situation. Calm down. Think. she said to herself, but paniced. She started punching the door to get it open, but it didn't do so. ''Blrraad dlrishwlasherlrl!'' she shouted and tried to wrench the door open with her magic, but didn't succeed.
Fluttershy hummed quietly as she happily walked towards her cottage. ''Mm-m-m-mm-m-m-mm-mmm'' she crooned as she crossed the little bridge on her yard.
Angel ran towards her, a frantic look on his face. ''Ooh, what is it?'' Fluttershy asked. Angel pointed towards her cottage. ''Um, are you hungry?'' Fluttershy asked carefully. Angel tried to make her understand but soon gave up and sighed. He ran inside the cottage. Fluttershy looked after him. ''Uh, well, maybe I should see what's going on in there'' she said and flew inside, without unnecessary hurrying.
She walked into her kitchen and saw the waggling dishwasher with some yelling and pounding coming from inside. ''Oh my'' Fluttershy said quietly with a hoof on her mouth. Angel ran past her and pointed at the dishwasher. ''...oh, right'' Fluttershy said and quickly switched the power off and opened the door.
Twilight's upper body plunged out. She coughed and tried to breathe, leaning to Fluttershy's chest. After a minute of intense coughing she calmed down and laid down on her belly. ''Do I even need to ask?'' Fluttershy asked above her. Twilight sighed. ''I was taking some cucumbers from you, I noticed your dishwasher, I thought it was cute, I went inside it, I turned it on and almost drowned.'' she told.
Fluttershy stared her with round eyes. ''Uuuuuuhhhh.... okayyy...'' Twilight stood up. ''It might be needless to say, but no one needs to know about this, right?'' she asked from Fluttershy awkwardly. ''Um, right'' she replied.
Twilight walked out from the room. ''Oh, and thanks for probably saving my life... bye'' she yelled from the front door. Confused Fluttershy looked at the front door, and then to the mess on her floor.
She walked to the dishwasher and stared it, with almost angry look. ''Well well well. Are you allowed to do that?'' she asked from the dishwasher. The dishwasher didn't reply. Fluttershy looked it and sighed. ''Whatever. But you're cleaning this up'' she said and ran to the front door. ''Twilight! You forgot your cucumbers!'' she yelled and started running after her with Twilight's bag.
Author's Note
No, she's not drunk.
