Apocrypha's Reach

by Bok

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 3146

Hermaeus Mora has been most displeased with the way the wheels of fate have turned in Equestria.

[Skyrim/FiM crossover]

Hermaeus Mora is the deadric prince of fate, knowledge and memory. He sees into worlds unknown, and the fate of one world has been the subject of his profane and undivided attention in particular.

To the literal god of destiny, Twilight's sudden ascension and coronation is a blasphemous mockery of his works. With some assistance from his loyal minion, he will...correct this injunction.

Published 2013-02-17 23:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-09-28 04:16:34 UTC

Chapter I: Rahgol

Chapter I: Rahgol

"Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!" Twilight Sparkle triumphantly declared as she soared off into the sunset, her hopes carrying her higher than any breeze. She did not feel the weight of a trillion blistered eyes gazing upon her with otherworldly discontent as she celebrated her coronation, not the subtle rocks of anger that gently quaked throughout Equestria.

Hermaeus Mora had witnessed the ebbs of destiny turn and tide toward its unwanted conclusion.

From Apocrypha, the writhing mass of tentacles and deep eyes that claimed a wealth of knowledge not known to even his most powerful brothers and sisters of Oblivion saw everything. From Twilight's birth he had delighted in her quirky adventures, heart-breaking hardships, and placid moments of serendipity. Much to his infinite shame, he had devoted so much attention to enjoying the activities of the pony that he did not see her break from the web of destiny until it was even beyond his power.

"This...is an undesirable outcome." the wretched abyss of sapient horrors hissed from his unholy verge. Untold pages swirled around the terrible greatness as his anger flowed throughout Oblivion. His loyal Keepers quaked in fear, and the Lurkers screamed in pain from inside their slick, green pools.

In truth, which he possessed in the highest quantity, he admitted to a certain kinship with the lilac unicorn whose scholarly nature and meticulous search for arcane knowledge reminded the deadric lord much of himself. With the swing of one of his massive tentacles and a bellow that would shatter the sanity of any mortal, the god summoned his most powerful Keeper.

The creature appeared out of a dark wetness that emerged from the dry, black books that made up so much of what could be considered floors of Apocrypha. "I am your servant, slave, and tool, Hermaeus Mora. What do you wish of me?"

"Niagu," he soothed in the greyest of shameful and horrible purrs, "I seek not your consul, but your opinion. What do you make of Twilight Sparkle's transformation into an alicorn?"

The Keeper thought of this for a moment, delving into its vast intellect to pull out an answer that most agreed for every page of every book of every library that had ever passed in front of its un-eyes. Finally, Niagu produced an answer.

"Twilight Sparkle's progress into that of an alicorn is the most logical conclusion. The fates, stars, and premonitions of the sun and moon goddess produced a line of reasoning that could only result in one outcome. In her quest for knowledge, she has become more."

Hermaeus Mora did not immediately reply.

"Are you truly that unenlightened?" the deadra replied after a great silence. "Have you taken my gifts for granted? In all the time you have spent crawling through my great library, did you read even the most insignificant and unworthy of my tomes? Can you not even begin to wonder why Twilight Sparkle is the best pony, and this destiny unfolding before us is not remotely tolerable?"

Niagu recoiled. "I—I don't understand."

The murky waters below them erupted, and Niagu was immediately seized by hundreds of slimy tentacles.

Hermaeus Mora looked down upon his servant. "No. You do not. Begone."

The Keeper screamed as the tentacles dragged it down into the depths, until the servant existed no more.

Hermaeus Mora once again directed his attention towards the unfolding destiny of Twilight Sparkle. "I believe that more...substantial help is required if I am to adjust this error."

Felvos Garil. The Last Dragonborn. The Thane of Whiterun. The destroyer of Lord Harkon, the slayer of the vile Miraak, and one who defeated Alduin the World-Eater...was sleeping off a drinking binge in Breezehome. He tossed in his sleep, the werewolf blood already agitated by the numerous and possibly poisonous drinks he had gulped down during the night.

Eventually, the Dark Elf started from his sleep. He rubbed his eyes as he sat up, and groggily walked downstairs to fix himself something to eat. He wished Lydia was still alive; then again, there was never much hope for survival for people shouted off the Throat of the World by Alduin.

As Felvos descended the stairs, he heard the most curious chanting, and the sound of grinding wood. He withdrew his trusty dagger Nettlebane from one of his boots, and slowly proceeded the rest of the way down. When he touched the bottom step, he took not time to get a take for his surroundings and immediately conjured a shout.

"Mul Qah Diiv!"

A orange fire surrounded Felvos as he took on the aspects of the mighty dragons. In this form, he was nearly invincible, and any intruder within his home would find that he was no common noble to rob blind.

Instead, he found his house entirely in order. Still, he kept his dagger up in preparation of an ambush.

"Who's there? Show yourselves!" he demanded, and spun around to check his backside. When he turned back to the entrance of his house, he dropped Nettlebane.

There, sitting on the floor, was one of the Black Books of Hermaeus Mora. It glowed black with putrid and forbidden intelligence, beckoning Felvos further in. The Dark Elf looked around his home.

"By Azura, why's this thing here?"

"It is foolish to answer a question when the answer is already known, Felvos Garil." a taunting, sleepy voice answered.

Felvos looked back at the book. "Hermaeus Mora?"

The Dark Elf backpedaled when a black mass of tentacles and eyes emerged from where the front door was. An eye larger than any of the others surfaced from the sea of madness.

"Yes, my champion. It is I, purveyor of all things in both mind, and beyond."

Felvos sighed; it wasn't like Mora to be so upfront in contacting him. "What do you want? I already killed Miraak and I read that bloody book of yours made out of elf skin!"

"You service me well. I simply require another task of you. Pick up the book, read it, and we will discuss this matter further. I do promise that in the end, you will be most handsomely rewarded."

Ever since he had slain Alduin, the thing that the Dragonborn feared the most had come to pass: he had become bored. It had been months since he had slain a dragon, and months before that since any dragon posed a challenge to him.

"Alright," Felvos said and he put Nettlebane on the fireplace, "But this better be worth it." The Dark Elf sat down and placed the heavy book on his lap, and cautiously cracked it open to reveal the moving dark text inside. At the glimpse of the first sentence, three green appendages seized his skull, and his essence was dragged into Apocrypha.

Felvos regained awareness in the great library of Hermaeus Mora, with the great black eye of the deadra lord himself peering down upon him.

"Welcome back to my realm, Dragonborn." the god soothed.

"Yeah, yeah. So what's this you want? You gotta another upstart lackey that needs a claymore in his ribs?"

"An upstart of sorts, yes. My task will be quite different from the ones I have set you upon in the past."

"Look, I did some things I'm not very proud of to get the Oghma Infinium. It's not anything like that, is it?"

A dark, bubbly laughed flowed from the darkness from which Hermaeus Mora spoke. "Oh, quite the opposite. In fact, I do believe that you will even enjoy my task, perhaps even revel in it."

"Alright, I'll bite. What's this great quest you're gonna send me on?"

The great eye turned its gaze toward the green, toxic skies of Apocrypha. The cloud condensed and soon images not of their world began to play in front of them.

"What's all this? Are those horses?" Felvos dared ask.

All of Apocrypha shook when Hermaeus replied in annoyance. "NOT. HORSES. Ponies."

"Why are they talking? Why's that one pink?"

The eyeball continued to watch the images play. "There are many worlds that I do enjoy observing, but this one is by far my favorite. More specifically, I have watched the activities of the pony that is named Twilight Sparkle, and found her adventures to be most amusing. Even more amusing than your adventures, Dragonborn. But recently, this reality has deviated from the path that I so hoped it would stay on."

"Couldn't you just put it back?"

"The world is too far away for my...direct intervention. That is where you come into play, my champion. You will go there. You will prevent Twilight Sparkle from gaining those horrendous wings, and when you do so, you will be most handsomely gifted with my knowledge."

Felvos turned aside for a moment to give it thought, and quickly whipped back with his answer. "Alright, I'll do it. I've already done time travel once; this can't be any worse than reading an Elder Scroll."

"Indeed," the deadra replied, and Felvos yelped in surprise as one massive tentacle wrapped itself around him and covered his entire body. The Dark Elf's dragon aspect shout was immediately canceled as the tentacles did their horrid work.

"Perhaps I should have mentioned that your current body is...unattuned to the land called Equestria? A slight readjustment is necessary, and you shall answer to the name Greyfeather. I will be send to a place some time before Twilight's transformation. Do everything in your power to prevent it, hm?"

Hermaeus Mora kept his grip around the mortal until he felt the change was complete, and used his power to open the widest gateway to the magical horse land that he could. Much too large for his glorious form, but just the right size for a loyal servant. With one swing he threw the transformed Felvos into the hole, and turned back to the images in the clouds.

"Soon, Twilight Sparkle. Soon you will be free from your imposed royalty."

Consciousness slowly returned to Felvos as he attempted to get a hold on his surroundings. He was on a small green hill, and a large village lay in front of him. As his strength returned to him, he found the mettle to stand up.

On all fours.

He looked at his grey coat and frowned. "I really should have seen this coming."

"Seen what coming?" a shrill voice answered behind him.

He turned around to find a pink pony much like the one he had seen in Apocrypha mere inches from face.

"Also, I'm Pinkie Pie!" the pony continued, "And you must be new to Ponyville!"

The equine produced a large set of drums out of nowhere, and sang a long, drawn-out song of hospitality to the Dragonborn. When Pinkie was finished, she pulled out a cannon and shot herself in the face with a berry pie. The jam spelt out 'WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!" and she licked it off her face.

"There's usually fireworks too, but I ran out yesterday!" the pony cheerily said. "So, what you're name? Wait! You're from Cloudsdale, huh? All the pegasus ponies are from Cloudsdale! In fact, two of my best friends are—"

"Uh, Greyfeather. My name is Greyfeather."

"Oh!" Pinkie jumped, "There's a pony in Phillydelphia named Blackfeather! Are you two related! Huh huh huh?"

The Dragonborn missed Skyrim already.

Chapter II: Heyv

Chapter II: Heyv

From the uncoiling black mass of squirming horrors, Hermaeus Mora was delighted to see that the journey to Equestria had not ripped the Dragonborn's soul apart. That would have been inconvenient. From his throne of infinite depth, he observed "Greyfeather" attempt to communicate with his favorite pony, the one so artfully named Pinkie Pie.

Below him in the seething liquid wastes, his Keepers diligently recorded every detail of the window to Equestria, as Hermaeus Mora devoted an entire sphere of his endless library to nothing but studies and observations on the magical talking ponies.

"Hi!" Pinkie Pie said, her voice magnified by the profuse magical sigils old Herma-Mora had spread around the gateway. "So, new to town, huh?"

Hermaeus Mora's boundless mind calculated that anything Greyfeather said in reply would not be to his liking. Greyfeather was the deadra's champion, and as such the only being that Hermaeus Mora could directly interact with; with a ghastly swing of one of his greater tentacles that shined with a horrible glistening void, he poured his desires into his steward.

"Dragonborn," The deadra's cool, dripping voice echoed throughout Greyfeather's mind.

Pinkie continued to ramble as Greyfeather looked around him. He saw no dark tentacles in the sky, nor acidic green gas peeling off the skin of the unworthy, so Hermaeus Mora wasn't around in physical form at least.

"Hermaeus? What are you doing in my head?"

"My methods are unknowable to you. I simply request that you say something in my stead when the one known as Pinkie Pie ceases her most amusing babbling."

"Do I have to?"

"Do not invoke my wrath, mortal. Now, say to her 'Pinkamena Diane Pie, where is Twilight Sparkle?' It shall be most...acceptable."

Pinkie had gone into some long-winded rant on why she distrusted pinecones and finally snapped back to Greyfeather when he looked like he was ready to say something.

"Oooh! A question! I love questions!"

"Pinkamena Diane Pie, where is Twilight Sparkle?" Greyfeather asked in a stale, bored voice. He'd already become tired of Hermaeus Mora's ridiculous errand.

"Your tone is heretical, Dragonborn," hummed the deadric prince's harsh needling voice of evil.

"Shut up, Herma-Mora," Greyfeather shot back in his thoughts.

Pinkie simply looked at Greyfeather as if he'd just asked her if he could mug her. "How do you know my middle name? And who's Twilight Sparkle? She sounds nice, though!"

"Hermaeus?" Greyfeather asked again in his mind.

"I have sent you to...the beginning of the end. Twilight Sparkle will arrive shortly in this quaint, undisturbed, pure settlement known as Ponyville, and you will dissuade her from her transformation into an alicorn."

"And how do I do that? Did you even think this through?"

"I am the master of fate, and all shall bend to my unerring knowledge! Simply guarantee that Twilight Sparkle does not acquire the assets needed for her...downfall. Make sure that the Elements of Harmony are not found, and the tides of fate shall flow in my favor once more."

Pinkie continued to stare at Greyfeather as he stood there with a chagrined look on his face, seemingly arguing with someone else in silence.

"Well, it sure was nice talking to you!" Pinkie exclaimed and began to trot off. She stopped when she witnessed something descend from the sky. "Ooooh! Is that a chariot?" she asked, running off towards the object.

"Dragonborn! Pinkie Pie must not reach that chariot; it carries Twilight Sparkle! Distract her for as long as you can!"

"Right," Greyfeather replied, and quickly ran in front of the pink pony and blocked her way. "So, yes! I'm new to Ponyville, and I sure don't know my way around here! Could you give me a tour?"

Pinkie Pie arched an eyebrow and turned around. When she turned back, she had produced a small microphone. "Well, I can't have that! C'mon, I'll give you the grade-A Ponyville Tour Plus! With Chocolate Sprinkles! And Whipped Cream! And—"

"This had better be worth it," thought Greyfeather.

Just a few dozen meters behind them, Twilight Sparkle exited the carriage and thanked the guards for the ride. At Spike's urging, she looked over the ponies that walked up and down the street to find one to strike up conversation with. She eventually found such a pony in Rose, and made small talk with her for a few minutes before going to check up on preparation for the Summer Sun Celebration.

Pinkie's tour of Ponyville was exhausting; the earth pony literally showed him every house, every pony, and every rock withing five square miles of the village before she announced that the first part of the tour was complete, and to meet her back at the same spot tomorrow so she could perform Part 2 of the Great Ponyville Expedition, as she called it.

The sun had just began to set when Pinkie Pie hopped off, strange springing noises sounding with every bounce she took.

When Greyfeather was alone, he checked his mind to see if the writhing mass of forbidden intellect was still with him.

"Herma? You there?"

"Your arrogant butchery of my name is paramount treason. But I am here, and I have observed your distraction with approval."

"That's it? Did it work? Can I go home now?"

"Not yet, my champion. I find a certain...pleasure in the observation of events in what you mortals call the present. In a few short hours, my plan will succeed. Go amuse yourself with petty trifles; I shall begin the final preparations."

Greyfeather amused himself with sleep. He awoke when he felt himself being grabbed by the shoulders.

"IT'S HORRIBLE!" shouted Rarity as she shook Greyfeather, "Some horrible pony has kidnapped the Princess! There's no sun! We're all doomed!"

The dressmaker ran off screaming. Greyfeather dismissed her words as the rantings of a crazy person until he saw several other ponies running around in a panic.

"Herma?" he asked, "Is this part of the plan? I know how much you love wrecking stuff just to see what would happen."

"My champion, do you not see?" Without meeting her so-called friends, Twilight Sparkle has not formed the Elements of Harmony! Without the Elements, she cannot attain those accursed wings!"

"If you say so," Greyfeather answered. He didn't much care what happened to this town as long as Herma-Mora dangled the vague promise of a reward over a head. While it was probably just another helmet or sword he would never use, loot was loot.

The Dragonborn was about to ask Herma-Mora to send him back home when he heard the screams come from a nearby alley. Curious, he trotted into it. There he found Twilight Sparkle, eyes wide as she rocked back and forth.

"Princess...Preparations...Failure..." she repeated.

"No no NO!" Herme-Mora shouted from beyond the abyss, "This is NOT the desired outcome!"

Greyfeather looked up. "Why? What was supposed to happen? I thought driving people crazy was sort of your thing. Sheogorath once told me you keep taking his property."

"Do not lecture me on the laws of Oblivion, mortal. Twilight Sparkle was supposed to became a happy pony librarian. But something went wrong! This is not the Twilight Sparkle desired!"

"So now what? Can I go home now?"

"No. This simply means that Twilight's encounter with Pinkie Pie was...not the catalyst for her transformation. I will send you a bit further on the tides of eternity. Perhaps there you can avert this catastrophe."

Greyfeather sighed as he was sucked into a summoned portal by the deadric prince.