SigmatheAwesome's Miscellaneous Clop 1 - Anthro

by SigmatheAwesome

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Romance
Length: 6495

A collection of short Anthro clop stories with little-to-no connection to each other.

What follows are a bunch of random clop stories with almost no continuity.

Themes in each chapter:
1) F/M: Romance. [Adult Sweetie Belle x Spike]
2) F/F/F: Anal, Foodsex, Double Penetration. [Adult CMC]
3) M/F: Genderswap (Twilight and Spike), Oral. [Dusk Shine x Barbara]
4) M/F: Oral, Anal, 2nd Person view. [Vinyl Scratch x Reader]
Updates will be posted as a new chapter is added

As there are so many characters in this set of stories, I have marked 'Other' up to cover it.

Published 2013-02-18 04:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-20 00:35:51 UTC

2) Between Two Apples (Adult Applebloom and Babs x Adult Scootaloo)

Scootaloo nodded, taking a bite of her food. "Oh, that reminds me. Sweetie Belle, you said you have something for Spike, don't you?"

Sweetie Belle blushed slightly. "O-oh yeah."

"Something for me?" Spike inquired.

"Y-yeah, it's in my room. I'll just get it ready and let you know when you can get it." She stood up swiftly and trotted off, opening the back door with magic.

"Wonder what it is...?"

The other three looked at each other with smirks.

"I... don't think I like the way you're looking at each other." Spike mumbled.

"I think ya gonna like what Sweetie Belle has for you." Babs replied.

Spike pulled himself up and dusted some crumbs off. "I hope so. I've always liked gifts, especially from her and Rarity." He started walking to the back door.

"Wait, where are you going?" Scootaloo asked, a little panicked.

"Going to check on Sweetie Belle. She might need some help."

"A-Ah don't think that's necessary!" Applebloom laughed nervously.

Spike raised an eyebrow, pulling the door open and stepping inside to the protests of the girls.

Then the door shut.

"I hope Sweetie Belle gets that gemstone lingerie in time." Scootaloo mumbled, reclining back on the chair. "So now what?"

Babs and Applebloom exchanged a glance, their smirks returning.

"What? What've you thought of?" Scootaloo asked, sitting up.

"Oh, nothin'." Applebloom lied, dismissively waving. "Just... Babs?"

"Hey, don't get me to explain it!" Babs flailed, a blush growing on her face. "It was your idea, anyway!"

Scootaloo raised an eyebrow. "So... What is it?"

Babs gulped, her blush growing even more. "Uh... W-well, Applebloom thought... Um..."

Applebloom sighed. "Ah thought we could have some..." She ran a finger along Scootaloo's chin seductively. "Fun, while those two are busy."

After a moment, Scootaloo's brain clicked. "Oh, so that's what you were- Wait, what?!"

Babs sighed. "I told you it was a bad idea, AB."

"No ya didn't!" Applebloom protested.

"Hold it, girls!" Scootaloo stopped them. "I'm just surprised, that's it."

Applebloom and Babs glanced at each other before returning to look at Scootaloo. "So... Are ya sayin'...?"

"Sure, why not?" Scootaloo shrugged.

Applebloom smiled and made the first move, grabbing Scootaloo's head and kissing her deeply. Babs walked up and did the same, one of her hands wandering over Scootaloo's chest. Her other hand undid the shirt she had tied up at the bottom and slid it off her shoulders. Applebloom pulled up Scootaloo's tank top and grabbed one of the small breasts, Babs's hand following suit. Scootaloo undid Applebloom's shirt with one hand and the other squeezed one of Babs's sizable boobs.

Babs moved her head up to Scootaloo's nipple and started sucking, Applebloom following her lead. Scootaloo moaned as the two Apples slid their hands into her denim shorts and started rubbing her sex gently, their other hands slipping into their own. After a moment, though, they both stopped their work and pulled back.

"Aw, is that it?" Scootaloo asked, standing up with them.

"Of course not." Babs replied, opening up the barbeque and reaching in. "Just getting some extra stuff."

"Okay then...?" Scootaloo gave her a suspicious look. She felt Applebloom's hands at her waist, pulling her shorts down and exposing her wet slit.

Applebloom walked to her front and knelt down, planting a kiss on Scootaloo's clit and sending a jolt of pleasure up her spine. Her wings burst open as she moaned.

"Don't finish her off, Applebloom." Babs called out, pulling two thick sausages out from the barbeque and handing one to her cousin.

Applebloom took the sausage and prodded Scootaloo's entrance with it.

"Wait, why are you using sausages?"

"Why not?" Applebloom replied, pushing the not-actually-meat into the pegasus. Babs grinned, watching Scootaloo twitch with each thrust.

She prodded Scootaloo's mouth with her own sausage. "Suck it."

Scootaloo opened her mouth for the object, and Babs slowly pushed it in.

Then Scootaloo bit down.

"Mmm..." Scootaloo chewed on the sausage. "Delicious."

Babs looked at the sausage with an unimpressed look, Scootaloo grinning as much as she could with a piece of tofu being pumped into her. "I said suck it, not eat it." She walked behind Scootaloo as she licked it herself, smacking her ass.

Scootaloo yelped when she was spanked.

"You need to be punished." Babs knelt down and lifted her tail up, prodding her asshole with the sausage.

"No, wait!"

Babs thrust the food into her ass, the pegasus screaming in pain.

"Ow! What the heck, Babs?!"

Babs only smirked, following Applebloom's rhythm. Scootaloo's moans turned to yelps of pain as she was taken in both entrances, her tail flicking and her wings starting to flap by themselves.

Applebloom leant to the side, looking at Babs enthusiastically thrusting the object into the pegasus. "Aren't ya bein' a little rough?"

"She obviously likes it." Babs, with her free hand, pointed to Scootaloo's slit, which was positively dripping. "She hasn't told me to stop either."

Applebloom looked at her own hand, the fur soaking wet from Scootaloo's fluids. "Oh yeah."

Scootaloo started panting, her body occasionally jerking. "Faster!"

The two earth ponies sped up their thrusting, watching as Scootaloo started yelling more with each thrust. With no warning Scootaloo let out a long moan, and a jet of fluid squirted all over Applebloom. As Babs pulled out Scootaloo fell to her knees and leant on Applebloom, panting and twitching.

Babs tossed the sausage aside and knelt behind Scootaloo, pulling her off Applebloom and onto herself.

"Wow." Applebloom looked at her sodden coat, rubbing one of her breasts. "That's a lot of cum."

Babs smiled, wrapping her arms around Scootaloo's stomach. "Hey, I have an idea."

"Shoot." Applebloom replied.

"We could have a squirting contest or something."

Scootaloo pulled herself out of Babs's grip. "I'm good for a round two."

Applebloom smiled and grabbed a nearby suitcase. She clicked it open and pulled out three sex toys with some electronics attached to the back.

"What's that?" Babs and Scootaloo asked, each taking one.

"Somethin' I designed a while back." Applebloom pointed to the tech at the back of one. "Long story short, they're linked so that we cum at the same time."

"Cool." Scootaloo looked at the one in her hands. The electronic part had two switches and a series of screens and lights. "So how does it work?"

"The first switch activates th' biotracking hardware and its wireless link with the other active units."

Scootaloo flicked the switch marked '1' and the lights started glowing. "Oooh..."

"The second switch activates the device itself. If the biotracking hardware is inactive it just acts like a vibrator, the speed of which is controlled by this dial." She pointed to a dial on her own. "If the BTH is active, then it changes speed and intensity based on how close y'all are to orgasm and how close the other units are."

Scootaloo flicked the second switch and slid the device into her vagina. "It's not doing anything." She pulled it out and looked at it with suspicion

"That's because other active units aren't inserted." She held up her own, the lights active.

Babs fell to her back and slid her shorts off, spreading her legs to massage her own clit. "So how are we gonna do this?"

"Sit in a row, facing the house." Scootaloo announced. "Besides, Sweetie Belle's folks aren't here." She turned to face the building and patted the spots next to her. Babs sat to her left, turning the device on. Applebloom stood up and removed her own shorts before sitting to the right of the pegasus.

"Ready?" Applebloom asked.

"Ready." Babs and Scootaloo replied at the same time.

"Go!" The three mares slid their devices in, leaning back. While Applebloom's and Babs's were barely vibrating, Scootaloo's was shaking about like mad, trying to bring her up to their level.

"How many of these do you have anyway?" Babs asked.

"Ten linked units."

"Why-?"

"Iunno, it was a nice round number." She eyed the device as it started to build up power. "Ah, it's workin' now."

Scootaloo moaned loudly, using her hand to keep the device inside her. Soon enough, the Apples were being stimulated, their own moans mingling with the pegasus's.

The three ponies could feel their stomachs tightening as their orgasms approached. Applebloom grabbed a camera and pressed record. Scootaloo was writhing around in pleasure. Babs was rubbing her clit like mad.

Scootaloo froze, her body locking up as her orgasm hit simultaneously with the others. A jet of girl-cum squirted out of her slit, as high as a pony's leg, as she screamed. Applebloom bit her lip as she fell over the edge, a steady stream flowing out, barely getting any height. Babs swore loudly as she came, her own squirt as high as a pony and twice the length of Scootaloo's. It could've just been them, but it almost felt like the ground was shaking.

They went limp at the same time. Scootaloo was occasionally twitching as she pulled the device out. Applebloom was breathing heavily, reviewing the footage she had taken. Babs was jolting about, her orgasm just on its way out.

"Wow..." Applebloom mumbled, pulling her device out. "Babs, it looks like ya win."

Babs turned her head, still twitching. "T-thanks... I think..."

Scootaloo pulled Babs's dildo out and cast it aside, before turning to Applebloom. "Lemme see."

Applebloom passed the camera over to her, and Scootaloo watched her final moments of orgasm. "Seriously?"

Babs grabbed the camera and watched the footage. Her eyes widened. "Jeez, it's as tall as me." She passed the camera back, rolling to her side. "I didn't know I could do that."

Scootaloo fell to her back, her hand idly rubbing her clit. "That was... kinda fun, actually."

Applebloom rolled to her side, propping herself up on her elbow. "Glad ya liked it."

"She has a whole notebook on sexy things to do." Babs added. "The squirting contest was on the list."

"You have a notebook on this sort of stuff?" Scootaloo raised an eyebrow. "Even the whole anal sausage thing?"

"It was supposed to be your mouth."

"Oh yeah."

Applebloom inched closer and laid one of her arms across Scootaloo, kissing the pegasus' cheek. "Y'all did great anyway, Scoots."

Babs mimicked her cousin, her hand instead gently stroking Scootaloo's clit. "If you want to do more stuff like this, just let us know."

The three closed their eyes. As they were about to drift off they heard the back door opening.

"Uh..." They heard Sweetie Belle's voice. "Did we miss something?"

Scootaloo raised a hand. "Hey guys."

"What..." They heard Spike's voice, thick with confusion. "Happened...?"

"Sexy fun." Babs sat up, rubbing her eyes. "How'd it go?"

Sweetie Belle looked at Spike, the dragon looking back with the same look of embarrassment and confusion. "It... Went well, thanks...?"

Applebloom pulled Scootaloo and herself up, covering her breasts. "Could ya give us a moment, please?"

Spike nodded and returned inside, Sweetie Belle following.

Scootaloo stretched. "Do ya think the lingerie went over well then?"

3) Sexy Time with Dusk and Barb

Barb grabbed a carrot and, with one of her claws, peeled it expertly.

"Study time, come on grab your friends,"

She grabbed a knife off the rack and deftly cut the vegetable.

"We'll research very... distant lands."

Using the knife, she pushed the cut carrot into the pot and started stirring.

"With Barb the Drake and Dusk the Pony,"

She opened a can of tinned vegetables and tipped the contents into the pot.

"The fun will never end, it's-"

"Barb!" A stallion's voice called out. "Is dinner ready yet?"

"A few more minutes, Dusk!"

Dusk groused.

True to the dragon's sense of timing, Barb had the meal prepared in a matter of minutes. As she walked out one of the bowls was caught in a lavender aura and floated over to the stallion buried in books.

"Thanks Barb."

Barb took a seat on the other side of the table, swirling the contents of the bowl. "Dusk, do you remember what Prince Solaris keeps saying?"

"Uh huh."

"What is it then?"

"Uh huh."

Barb blinked, then grinned. "Are you physically attracted to Blitz?"

"Uh hu- Wait, no!"

Barb fell of her seat in a fit of laughter.

"Oh, you think that's funny, huh?" Dusk grinned evilly. "Well, I'm sure you wouldn't mind if I showed Elusive your personal diary, huh?"

Barb froze. "You wouldn't dare."

"Oh, I would. After all, I wouldn't do threaten to do so if I didn't know that you'd written poems on his looks and that one imaginative piece where he screws you."

Barb gasped. "You read my diary?!"

"Uh huh."

The dragon stammered. "You jerk! That contains all of my personal secrets!"

"Like how much you don't like Prince Artemis, and Prince Solaris's beard."

"I can explain the beard." Barb replied. "And Artemis is scary."

"I see. Well, just keep in mind that I don't like you insulting my sexuality, or else it's your diary in Elusive's hands."

"Fine..." Barb crossed her arms. "Uh... How much did you read?"

"I just skimmed over it."

"So you read the entire thing once."

"Noooooooyeah, I read it once, skipping the bits I didn't want to read, like you hypothesising how big Elusive's-"

"TMI! TMI!" Barb waved her arms about. "Owlowicious doesn't need to know!"

"Hoo."

"Oh very well." Dusk snapped the book in his hands shut and placed to his side before picking up his dinner.

"I might as well mention this, but I read your diary."

"Uh huh."

"Very... Vivid description on what Little Mac's vagina looks like."

Dusk blushed. "That was in my personal research journal?"

"Apparently."

"Anything else that shouldn't be there?"

"If you mean 'detailed descriptions of all the cute mare's parts' then no."

"Thank Solaris..."

"However, there was an interesting article on your hypothesis on how female ejaculation works."

"That's supposed to be there."

Barb blinked. "Seriously?"

"It's a hypothesis that relates to my personal interests, and therefore it goes in my personal research journal." Dusk replied matter-of-factly.

"Uh huh, sure." Barb wolfed down her food. "Hey, what do ya know on dragon reproduction?"

Dusk looked up from his food. "Why do you ask?"

"Just curious."

"Well, in terms of having offspring, I believe a male impregnates a female, who then lays eggs. When the temperature and time is right they hatch."

"Anything else?"

"Well, other than records of the possibility of young dragons being able to reproduce with a pony, which ends up with ponies with some dragon features, then nothing else."

"I already knew that bit."

"So I read. After all, you were describing your hypothesised offspring with Elusive, so you must know."

"Dude, shut up about my diary."

"At least they weren't all called Elusive or Barbara."

"I like the name Rarity, so I thought it'd be good-" She shook her head. "Wait a minute, I told you to stop talking about my diary!"

"Sorry."

Barb stood up. "Anything else you know about dragon mating?"

"I know their genitals are hidden under their scales." Dusk finished his dinner. "I had a good example."

"Who?"

Dusk looked at Barb.

It took a few moments for her to get it, but when she did she blushed brightly. "You watched me masturbate?! What kind of sick-!"

The door opened. Standing in the doorway was a sharply-dressed unicorn stallion with a purple mane. "Dusk, are you here?"

"Yes." Dusk replied, looking up. "Hello Elusive."

"Hello Du-"

"HaiElusivewowthat'sanicesuityoulookreallygoodinit!" Barb blurted out, running up and looking over the unicorn.

"Hello Barb." Elusive smiled, nearly making Barb faint. "How are you?"

"Awesome~"

"That's wonderful to hear." Elusive playfully stroked one of Barb's spines, making the drake freeze with a growing blush. "Dusk, do you have a book on 9th century fashions? I feel like the style is going to be coming in and I want to be ready."

Dusk nodded, grabbing several books from the shelves and floating them over. "Get these back as soon as possible, ok?"

"I shall with the upmost haste." Elusive performed a courteous bow before he scooped the floating books up in a magic aura. "See you at a later time, Dusk." He leant over and planted a light kiss on Barb's forehead. "Adieu, Barbara."

Barb watched him as he left, waving pathetically. "Bye..." The door shut in an aura of lavender.

Dusk let out a low whistle. "You lucky girl."

"Dusk," Barb turned to face the unicorn. "I'm going to be in our room. If you so much as think about entering without my permission I will gut you where you stand."

"Barb, wash your forehead."

"Never!" Barb hissed, climbing up the wall.

"Barb."

Barb hissed.

"Barb, you're being disgusting."

"And you're being anal-retentive, so what?"

"Do you think Elusive would like to see you like that?"

Barb paused. "Maybe..."

"If you think I'm anal-retentive, Elusive is off the chart."

Barb sighed, leaping down off the bookshelf. "Do what you must."

Dusk wiped a cloth over her forehead, clearing it of the dirt and sweat that had accumulated over time. "There."

"I'm not happy about it, but I guess I can't wait for when I next shed my skin."

"When is that, anyway?"

"A few years."

Dusk facepalmed. "Really? You weren't going to clean your forehead for three years?"

"That was the plan, which only now do I realise how stupid it was." She blinked. "On an unrelated note, I found this near the door." She pulled out a piece of paper and handed it to Dusk. "It's yours."

Dusk scanned the document: A vivid and highly complicated description of Honeycomb's nether regions. "Can't be."

"Dude, you're the only pony I know to describe inner lips-"

"Labia minor."

"- In lengths up to seven decimal places. In millimetres."

"You still sure?"

"Nopony writes in millimetres unless it's a scientific report!" Barb countered, before sighing and dragging her claw down her face. "Dude, we need to get you a fillyfriend."

"We do?"

"Yeah, otherwise you'll spend half of your life writing scientific reports on the imaginative diameters of random girls' vaginas."

Dusk thought for a moment. "You make a compelling argument, but I can't find any girls that I like."

"Little Mac?"

"Ok, maybe one. But I need to get some confidence, or I could-"

"Tear the town in half in a panicked rage?"

"Exactly." Dusk took a seat. "How does one go about asking someone out?"

Barb swatted a book that was floating up to Dusk out of the air. "From some of my friend's experiences, you basically tell them you're going somewhere and ask if they want to come with. Helps a lot if you have a something to begin with."

Dusk tapped his chin. "That makes sense. I still need to work up the nerve, though."

Barb sat next to him. "That's something you have to do on your own." She crossed her arms. "I still need to get the confidence for asking Elusive out myself."

"How can I tell if Little Mac likes me or not, anyway?"

"Just be yourself, and you should be fine."

"Also," Dusk mused. "How can I be good in bed?"

Barb stammered. "Dude, don't think so far ahead!"

"I can't help it." Dusk adopted a serious, wide-eyed look. "I can't stop thinking."

"Look, if it's bothering you that much, I'll..." Barb took a deep breath. "I'll help you."

"How?"

Barb stood up in front of Dusk and crossed her arms. "Your options are either we fuck, or you sit in your room reading the Kama Sutra for weeks on end."

Dusk blushed. "Well, some first-hand experience would be good, but..."

"I'll let you take notes and use the Kama Sutra as a guide." Barb added with a lack of enthusiasm. She reached for a blank book and a well-worn copy of the Kama Sutra, and handed them to Dusk. She sat in his lap, wrapping her scaly arms around his back. "First and foremost, I'm a dragon and not a pony. And I don't think like Little Mac either, so what works for me might not for her."

Dusk jotted down in the journal. "You're not a pony or Little Mac. Got it."

Barb planted a kiss on his lips, pulling herself closer to Dusk's body. The two continued their kiss, which rapidly became a tongue kiss, before Barb broke off, sliding down his body so that she was kneeling in front of him. "Now, if a girl offers to suck or jack you off, let her unless you have a valid medical reason." She ran her hand along the bulge in Dusk's trousers before gripping the edge and pulling down. The member flicked out, striking her nose.

"Are you alright?"

"Fine." She looked at the object in front of her. "Alright, here goes." She licked the tip a few times before placing it in her mouth, wrapping her long tongue around it. As she pushed herself down her tongue writhed around it, lathering it in her saliva and smoothing the path down to the base. Her nose hit Dusk and she pulled back up, building a strong rhythm.

"B-Barb, I'm..." He grunted, holding her head down, as he reached climax. Hot seed poured out of his member and down her throat, and after a moment he fell limp.

Barb pulled his cock out and coughed. "Gotta be a bit more careful, but otherwise not bad. Now, it's your turn." She pulled herself up and spread her legs, rubbing her claw over her crotch, her breathing heavy. "Just gotta..." A gap in the scales opened up, revealing an oddly-shaped slit. It was sort-of sideways, but the notable features from his various books were in their normal places. At the same time, the scales opened on her breasts and revealed a pair of nipples.

Dusk leant closer, studying it like a book. "So... This is your vaginal entrance..." He prodded the opening. "Your urethra..." Poke.

"Hey, careful."

"This nub here is your clitoris, I believe." He poked her clit, sending a jolt of pleasure up her body.

"Yeah..."

He prodded his fingers at her entrance again before sticking his middle one in. Barb sighed with pleasure as he pulled it out and pushed it back in, starting a rhythm. "Are you enjoying this?"

"Mmhmm..." One of her claws worked their way down to her clit and started circling it. Her breathing picked up and she closed her eyes. "Oh Solaris..." After a minute Barb grabbed Dusk's hand and pulled it out.

"You alright, Barb?"

"Don't wanna come yet." She stood up, still stroking her clit and one of her breasts. She leant over the table, her rear in the air, slit dripping. "Now here comes the fun part."

Dusk stood up and positioned himself behind her, prodding his member at her entrance. "Let me know if I'm being too rough."

"Got it."

He placed his hands on her hips and pushed himself in slowly, the two of them gasping. Dusk quickly established a rhythm, and each thrust was accompanied by a noise from the dragon. Dusk let go of her hips and continued his pace, using his free hands to continue his writing.

After some time, though, his pace dropped. Barb looked behind her in confusion. "Something wrong?"

"Just... Tired..."

"Alright, let's swap." Barb stood up and pulled Dusk out, guiding him to lie on the couch. Once he was settled she sat on top of him and slid his member back inside, starting a rhythm. "Just enjoy yourself."

Dusk nodded, leaning back. "Show me what you've got."

Barb grinned, quickening her pace. As she slammed her hips against his she threw her head back, moaning and panting. She pulled herself forwards, opening her eyes to look straight into Dusk's.

Dusk, however, was solving a rubix cube.

Barb froze, sitting up. "Dusk, what the fuck?" She slapped the rubix cube out of his hands. "Dude, we're having sex! Why the heck are you solving a rubix cube?"

"I-I'm trying to keep my mind sharp."

"The whole point of sex is not to have a sharp mind! You're supposed to let your mind step back and let your body have fun!" Barb crossed her arms. "If you did that to someone else they might think you don't care for them, and in this situation that's the worst possible thing."

"Oh." Dusk grinned sheepishly

"'Oh' is right, jerk." She picked up her pace. "I'll forgive you this time, but if I catch you solving it again I'll break it in half, capice?"

"Understood."

Barb continued her rhythm, her natural dragon constitution doing wonders. After a few moments her breathing got deeper and her moans became louder as she felt climax approaching. "D-Dusk... I'm nearly there..."

"S-same..." Dusk panted. "In or out?"

"In~" Barb moaned, her pace tripling. Her breathing became fast and deep, and she threw her head back. "I-I... I'm... Oh Solaris, I'm coming!" She screamed, her hips slamming against his, as a splash of girl-cum pooled over Dusk. She pulled her hips up and slammed them down, followed by another squirt, and then again, just as Dusk hit his climax and seed spurted into her, splashing out and mixing with the dragon's cum.

Barb fell limp on top of Dusk, the two of them breathing heavily. Barb pulled Dusk into a sloppy kiss for a second before continuing to lie on top of him.

"By Artemis..." Dusk mumbled.

"That was awesome..." Barb cooed, curling up closer. "Except for the rubix cube."

Both of their ears twitched at the sound of the door opening. "Dusk? It's me, Elusive!"

Barb looked back to see Elusive looking around. Unfortunately for her, his eyes quickly locked onto them.

Elusive blinked. "Am... I interrupting something?"

Barb blushed, tears forming. In a second she dashed off, running on all fours to the safety of the basement before Dusk or Elusive could stop her.

"Mind explaining what that was all about?" Elusive asked with curiosity.

"Long story short," Dusk started, refitting his clothing. "She was trying to help me with some sexual experience for when I eventually get a girlfriend."

"I see." Elusive stroked his chin. "I can understand why the poor girl's distressed. The pony she has fallen in love with has walked in on her having intercourse with her best friend of the same gender as her love interest. If I were in her position I'd do much the same."

"Likewise." He turned to face Elusive. "So, what brings you here?"

"Two reasons. One, I'm here to return the books I borrowed. Two, I..." He looked around nervously. "I was going to ask Barb out to see a movie this weekend."

"You... What?" Dusk raised an eyebrow.

"It took me a while to figure out, but Barbara is a pretty charming girl." He blushed a little. "That and her body is very well-proportioned." He struck a dramatic pose. "But alas, it will never work out due to this completely unprecedented circumstance!"

"Dude, relax. This is Barb we're talking about. If you just go up, apologise, and ask her out, you'll be in the green."

"I... I guess you're right." Elusive started walking towards where Barb had dashed off.

"Barb?" Elusive's voice carried through the basement. "Barbara, are you here?"

The sound of crying answered him. He continued down the stairs slowly, one ear tracking the sobbing.

"Barb?" Elusive reached the floor, and saw the dragon curled up in the corner. He approached slowly. "Barb, are you alright?"

Barb curled up more.

"Dusk explained the situation to me, so you have nothing to worry about." He placed a hand on one of the dragon's.

Barb looked up, eyes bloodshot and wet. "R-really?"

"I give you my word, I hold nothing against you."

In one quick move Barb had her arms wrapped around Elusive, sobbing thank-yous and dampening his suit. The smell of sex hit Elusive's nose, no doubt from before.

"Barb..."

The dragon pulled herself back to look Elusive in the eyes. "Yeah...?"

"Would you... do me the honour of accompanying me on a date?"

Barb blinked. Then blinked again. "I have to be dreaming. There's no way you just asked me that."

Elusive chuckled. "I assure you, I'm very real. Feel free to check."

Barb blushed, then leant closer to kiss him. After a moment she pulled back, face as bright as the sun.

Elusive was also blushing. "I guess that's one way of checking."

Barb fainted.

Author's Note

I was writing this story late at night, so the quality may be lacking.

I should have also been doing homework while writing this and the last three... Heh heh... Heh...

The title of this one references Adventure Time (Full title: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake). The (first) genderswap episode of Adventure Time is titled 'Adventure Time with Fionna and Cake', and I decided to play with that name for this Genderswapped story, hence 'Sexy Time with Dusk and Barb'.

There's more: In 'Fionna and Cake', Finn's genderswapped self, Fionna, is shown to be older than Finn actually is. This is similar to how Barb, the genderswapped Spike, in 'Sexy Time with Dusk and Barb' is older than Spike actually is.

Lastly, Barb sings a version of the Adventure Time theme at the start, while she is cooking.

If it wasn't obvious, I'm a huge fan of Adventure Time.

1) Waiting for Years (Adult Sweetie Belle x Adult Spike)

"Smells good, Spike." Scootaloo raised her can of cola in salute to the dragon working on the barbeque.

Spike smiled, flipping over one of the (vegetarian) patties. "Thanks. I have a lot of practice."

Applebloom nodded, reclining on her chair. "Th' weather's nice too."

Scootaloo grinned sheepishly. "I... I, uh, may have gotten Rainbow Dash to alter the forecast for today. It was supposed to storm."

Sweetie Belle raised an eyebrow, sucking on her juicebox.

"Don't worry, tomorrow they're gonna make up for it." Scootaloo reclined.

"Yo, Spike?" Babs Seed asked, her Manehatten accent thick. "How's the food?"

"Good." Spike flipped over a rather shiny, multi-coloured patty. "Just a few moments and they'll be good."

Babs smiled, replacing her sunglasses. "Awesome."

"Aaand... Good." Spike clicked the barbeque off after a moment.

Babs pulled her sunglasses off. "Wow, that was fast..."

Sweetie Belle was the first to approach, having not been sitting down like the others. With an aura of green magic she grabbed some bread slices and held them open as Spike placed a patty onto one of them. The others got up and grabbed their food as Sweetie Belle put some cheese and lettuce on hers before snapping it shut and taking a bite.

"Mmm..." Sweetie Belle smiled.

"Like it?" Spike asked.

Sweetie Belle nodded, taking another bite and chewing slowly.

Spike scooped up the rainbow patty and placed it in some of his own bread before taking a bite and chewing. "Hey, this is pretty good."

"Spike, that's a gemstone patty." Babs pointed out.

"Still good." Spike swallowed his mouthful before taking a seat of his own. "Thanks for letting us have this barbeque at your place, Sweetie Belle."

Sweetie Belle blushed. "Aww, don't mention it." She took a seat next to Spike. "Besides, my back yard is probably the best out of the five of ours."

Spike raised an eyebrow. "How so?"

"Applebloom's is farmland, Babs lives in the city, Scootaloo in an apartment and the library... Well, its got bees."

Spike blinked.

"I'm scared of bees."

"Oh."

"Ah think this place is nice." Applebloom replied, looking around. "An' y' have a big umbrella thingy. That always helps."

Scootaloo nodded, taking a bite of her food. "Oh, that reminds me. Sweetie Belle, you said you have something for Spike, don't you?"

Sweetie Belle blushed slightly. "O-oh yeah."

"Something for me?" Spike inquired.

"Y-yeah, it's in my room. I'll just get it ready and let you know when you can get it." She stood up swiftly and trotted off, opening the back door with magic.

"Wonder what it is...?"

The other three looked at each other with smirks.

"I... don't think I like the way you're looking at each other." Spike mumbled.

"I think ya gonna like what Sweetie Belle has for you." Babs replied.

Spike pulled himself up and dusted some crumbs off. "I hope so. I've always liked gifts, especially from her and Rarity." He started walking to the back door.

"Wait, where are you going?" Scootaloo asked, a little panicked.

"Going to check on Sweetie Belle. She might need some help."

"A-Ah don't think that's necessary!" Applebloom laughed nervously.

Spike raised an eyebrow, pulling the door open and stepping inside to the protests of the girls. He made his way along the hall, ascended the staircase and made his way to Sweetie Belle's room.

Inside, Sweetie Belle was looking under her bed, flank waving in the air, her short skirt following the laws of gravity and exposing her behind. Spike could just make out the bottom of her cutie mark, a music note with a heart instead of a circle.

"C'mon... Where is it?"

"Need any help?"

Sweetie Belle yelped and slammed against her bed, falling flat for a second before clambering out. "Spike! I told you to wait!"

"Sorry, the girls were being a little... Crazy."

Sweetie Belle blushed, pulling at the hem of her hoodie. "W-well, I can't exactly ask you to go back out then..."

Spike walked up, placing a hand on her shoulder. "You alright? You're looking a little hot."

Sweetie Belle gently brushed his hand off and moved in front of him, looking down at her hooves. "Um..." She took a deep breath, then breathed out slowly with her mouth. "S-Spike, I..."

She placed her hands on his shoulder softly. After a moment her expression shifted and she pushed him on the bed. Before he could react she followed and leaned over him, staring him in the eyes with a lustful expression.

"I want you."

Spike's own blush grew. "W-woah, dude! Slow down!"

Her lustful expression turned to one of confusion. "Huh? Don't you like me?"

"No no, I do. In fact, I like-like you..."

Sweetie Belle blushed more.

"... But I think you're being a little too... quick about this."

"Oh..." Sweetie started tearing up. "I-I'm sorry..."

Spike sighed and gently stroke her cheek. "Look, if you want, we can still do this, but afterwards we need to go and see a movie or something."

Sweetie Belle sniffed, now smiling. "Okay."

She sat up and fiddled with her skirt, slipping it off and tossing it aside. She pulled her panties down and discarded them in much the same way, while closing and locking the door with her magic. She pressed her now-exposed slit against his scaly crotch, gasping sharply at the contact.

"Uh... How do I get it out?"

"You have to rub the area a bit and then it should pop out." Spike directed.

"Right." Sweetie Belle started rubbing her sex against Spike, moaning softly.

Something started swelling under Spike's scales. "Almost..."

Sweetie Belle picked up the pace, her moans becoming louder, until she heard a squelching noise and something pressing against her. She looked down and watched an oddly-shaped member slide under her from a crack in Spike's scales. "Woah... That thing is huge!"

"Huh... Twilight always said it was average-sized."

"What-?"

"Medical examinations." Spike replied.

"It seems big to me..." Sweetie Belle said, grabbing it and placing the tip at her entrance. Spike inhaled sharply as she slid it in slowly.

"Uh... You're bleeding." Spike asked with concern.

Sweetie Belle looked down, seeing a thin trickle of blood coming out of her. "Oh, that's normal for somepony who just loses her virginity." She winced. "Does hurt a bit though."

"Do you need a moment?"

Sweetie Belle slowly gyrated her hips, feeling the length inside her. "No, I think I'm good." She pulled her hips up slowly, exposing his member except for the tip, then she pushed down at a slow pace, starting a slow rhythm.

Spike gripped the edge of Sweetie Belle's hoodie and slowly lifted it up along with her shirt, discarding the lot. He followed by unhooking her bra and tossing it with the rest of her stuff. "Better?"

Sweetie Belle nodded in reply, biting her lip as she picked up the pace. "E-enjoying... Y-yourse-self?

Spike sighed, nodding.

With a smile she sped up more, her moans becoming louder and more frequent, her hips slapping against his scales. "Sp-Spike, I-I'm almost there..."

"S-same..."

Sweetie Belle froze for a moment, before doubling her previous pace. Spike's hips bucked instinctively, his breath becoming heavy and frequent. After a moment Sweetie Belle stiffened, letting out a high-pitched scream of ecstasy, girl-cum squirting over Spike's member and her inner walls constricting. Her orgasm pulled Spike over the edge, who let out an earth-shaking roar as his dick released a thick stream of hot semen into her.

The two fell limp on top of each other, their breathing heavy and the unicorn twitching on occasion. Spike's member pulled itself out and sheathed itself, sending a flick of cum aside.

"Woah..." Sweetie Belle hummed after a few moments, feeling Spike's juice leaking out. "That... was awesome..."

"Yeah..." Spike smiled, wrapping his arms around the unicorn.

Sweetie Belle smiled, but suddenly her face turned dark "I forgot to ask, can dragons get ponies knocked up?"

"Sometimes." Spike replied. "I remember Twilight explaining that it's only possible every three weeks for about three days at a time."

"Was this... one of those safe days?" Sweetie Belle asked with concern.

"Yep."

Sweetie Belle sighed deeply. "Good. I don't want kids just yet."

Spike stroked her mane gently. "Well, one day you might."

She smiled, placing a light kiss on his mouth. "I'll let you know when that happens."

After a few minutes of resting the two got up, cleaned themselves off and Sweetie Belle replaced her clothing. As they descended the stairs they discussed the movie they were to see and when.

"... What about Daring Do?" Sweetie Belle offered, her hand on the back door.

"They've already made a movie of that?" Spike rubbed his chin.

"Yeah." Sweetie Belle smiled. "It's been, like, ten years since the first book was written, and the series ended a little while ago-"

"I can still hear Rainbow's lamenting." Spike chuckled. "Poor girl."

"Point is, it makes sense they've made a Daring Do movie."

"They're probably going to try and make a Lord of the Bracelet movie next."

Sweetie smiled. "Probably. If they can even manage it." She pushed open the door and froze. "Uh..."

Spike poked his head out, and spotted the two Apples laying down either side of Scootaloo, all undressed, fluid everywhere, toys and a few of the sausages he had cooked scattered around them.

"Did we miss something?"