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                    An Unlikely Savior                     
                     -by RainbowIsaac-                     
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                       I Like Trains                       
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I Like Trains
"...And everything is going to be fine!" Twilight sang as she flew away from Canterlot.
Unfortunately, she was wrong.
"Ahaha! I have returned with my army, now composed of mine turtles, to take over Equestria!" laughed Chrysalis maniacally.
Unfortunately, nopony heard her, because she was on the border.
So she teleported herself and her army of mine turtles to Ponyville. "AHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED WITH MY ARMY, NOW COMPOSED OF MINE TURTLES, TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA!" yelled Chrysalis, significantly hammierly, which is now a word, DON'T QUESTION IT, to ensure everypony heard her.
The ponies all gasped. Except for Derpy.
She's just badass like that.
Her tail flopped around her head and she screamed "A STACK OF BARRELS APPEARED!"
Suddenly, the dinosaurs died out. But that's okay, because they weren't alive to begin with; rather, they were just undead dead bodies. Which may be rather redundant, but I don't care.
Because then, Discord did a glass window!
Brown lines shot out of the window.
"I am the window of brown lines!" said the window, as it killed Discord and gained his position through Klingon Promotion.