Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter and those things da 'umies ride

"I iz da leader of this ere Waaaagh, and I want me pointy stikk back! And me headz!

"By Celestia, what a hideous creature! I have seen fashion disasters in my time but that... That brings the term disaster to a whole new level! I don't think I can look at it any longer..." Rarity turned away from the massive armoured green biped.

"Shut up ya..." Gorgutz searched for the word to escribe the tiny creature ( when compared to him). It obviously wasn't a Humie or Blue Humie, it wasn't a Pasny Eldar or a Spiky Eldar, it wasn't a Spess Mahreen or one of the Chaos Boyz, it was obviously not a Tenticled Blob or Metal Bawx and it wasn't a Grot so that left calling it a...

"Squig. An maybe I won't take dis here Waaaagh to ya home and burn da place to da ground. Afta eatin all ya food and stealin all ya stuff. An killin everything in dat place."

"Squig? Squig? You call me Squig when you are obviously nothing more than some green barbarian who thinks he can do as he pleases? I am a pony, by Celestia. Girls, could we please deal with this walking advertisement for ugliness now before I faint of sheer disgust?"

"Er, Rares, there is the problem of Nightmare over there..." AJ said, slightly annoyed that Rarity could forget about Nightmare Moon.

The green creature looked straight at their group, before it turned to Nightmare. It blinked, before it let out a brutal sounding laugh. "Dis ere's a funny thing. I can't dakka you, you can't dakka da Big Squig, and Big Squig can't dakka me, cuz den da un dat didn't dakka dakka's da un dat did dakka an iz still alive."

"That made no sense at all..." Nightmare began to slowly back towards one of the rooms corners. "What even are you, brute?"

"I iz called Warlord Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter an I iz a Ork!"

"What is a Ork?" Twilight asked, her intrest in whatever the hell this thing was overriding her desire to deal with Nightmare as quickly as possible.

"Orkz is da biggest an da strongest an we'z made fee two things- fightin and winnin!"

Everypony turned to look at the ork with a look of confusion on their faces.

Gorgutz rolled his eyes at the Squigses obvious idiocy at not knowing what he had said. Even a Grot or Tin Kan could understand what he just said, by Mork's left toenail!

Unfortunately, Pinkie came out of the rather intense staring contest she'd been engaged with one of the Stormboyz.

"Hey do you like parties?"

Gorgutz groaned. That one was Grot merged with Squig and the idiot Nob that had been his second in command back on Lorn V.

"Right. Ere's what's gonna happen. Un of you seven iz gonna volunteer to give me ya Ead before I get off dis planet and back to where da real fightin iz at! Afta I'z got ma pointy stikk back az well."

At that point, Ucky and the other Stormboyz who had been dispatched to search for the pointy stikk returned, running into the hall, only for a the purple glow of Twilight's magic to stop them in their charge.

"You want that pointy stick? Do nothing while we deal with Nightmare."

Gorgutz stared at the frozen Orks. He looked to the purple glow on Twilight's horn. He looked to the purple glow surrounding his boyz. He came to one of the best tactical conclusions a ork had ever come to.

"Dakka em up boyz!"

And with that all hell broke loose.

A stream of bullets pierced Twilight's side, fired by Gorgutz. The shield dropped and Ucky threw the pointy stikk like a javelin to Gorgutz who caught it in his power klaw.

Pule rifle fire flew around the room, most of it impacting against the walls or otherwise failing to hit anything.

Nightmare Moon shot out several shards of blue energy at the ork warlord, but Gorgutz's cybernetic frame was too tough to be destroyed by such petty magics.

Pinkie pulled her Party Cannon out of nowhere and blasted several of the Stormboyz off the tower with it.

RD and AJ stared at one another for a second, before they both charged Gorgutz. The Ork grinned, baring his teeth, before he charged in as well.

The combat was one sided, to say the least.

Gorgutz threw Applejack against a wall with one swipe of his power klaw before Rainbow attempted to divebomb him. He smashed the Pegasus on the backswing of his claw before he let out a laugh.

"Iz this all ya got, ya puny gitz?"

"Come face me then, Ork."

Gorgutz turned and found himself staring at the Big Squig.

"You think ya can put up a betta fight?"

Nightmare rolled her eyes. "Obviously."

"Come ave some then. Waaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!" And with that Gorgutz leaped into battle.

Nightmare also charged in, the blue glow of magic around her horn. Just as they were about to connect, Nightmare teleported behind Gorgutz and tried to impale the Ork with her horn.

The horn simply shattered on contact with the Ork's armour and Nightmare screamed out in pain.

She got to her feet and as Gorgutz was turning, teleported back a few meters.

"You'll regret that, greenskin."

"You'z think you iz a betta fighta than da biggest, baddest warboss in dis ere planet?"

"You think you can stand against the might of a God?"

"I've faced mudcrabs more fearsome than you, Big Squig!"

"Come at me then!"

Rarity and Pinkie could only watch as the fight of the century began while Fluttershy cowered behind them.