Chapter 1 (The scout that won it all)
Chapter 1 (The scout that won it all)
It was a war-filled day in 2Fort. A Whooshing sound of bullets filled the summer sky as Medic shouted to his hulking Russian friend "Ze Ubercharge is almost ready mein friend! Vonce I activate Zit, ve vill provide cover for Scout and from zhen, He'll capture they're Intelligence and ve vill win this game!" Medic then made a mad doctor's laugh that Heavy normally hears when Medic is doing one of his craze-filled laughs down in his lab. As a matter of fact, The laugh was so loud, Heavy could clearly hear it throughout the base. From than, Heavy forgot about the laugh and knew that his team had a game to win.
Heavy looked to his side and saw his skinny, but fast team-mate right besides him panting. Scout looked up and said "Sentry....ahh.....Ahead." Scout tried to catch his breath to say those two words. "Hollah at me when that charge is ready alright?" Heavy was stunned, he never saw anyone in his entire life that could catch their breath that fast. From what he knew, he was an athlete, not just any athlete, a hard-working athlete that never lets his cool down. A few minutes later he heard someone shout "I am fully charged!" Medic yelled from right behind him while mowing down a couple of pyros that tried to burn all three of them into BBQ steaks. "The burning you feel.... More shame!" Heavy said as he got three domination medals.
They finally approached the sentry nest that over-looked the Intel room. Scout loaded his scatter-gun preparing for the capture. "Do it doc, do it!" Scout said preparing to enter the room. "Ja, Auf Wiedersehen!" Medic shouted when he flipped the switch on his medi-gun. They bursted into the room destroying every last bit of the sentry gun. "I destroy COWARD TOYS!" Heavy shouted with a smile on his face. Scout swooshed right by and said in a strong Boston accent "Thanks pally!" while capturing the enemy's Intelligence
From than, Scout sprinted back to his home base to score the final capture. He did it, they've won! "Um....is anyone even paying attention to me?" Scout said cheerfully. From behind, he saw a dark figure in the corner of the room. To his surprise, the figure began to walk out of the shadow decloaking to reveal it's face. It was none other then that french assassin, The Red Spy. "You did a fine job boy" Spy said with a smile on his face. Minutes later, the entire R.E.D team showed up to congratulate him for the win. "Outstanding son!" Soldier said. "Fine job mate!" Sniper shouted. "Mighty fine job their city boy!" Engineer said doing his Texan dance that he does normally when they win a round. "Since it's a free day, we're be taking a day off until tomorrow, Alright mates?" Sniper said. Sniper heard a chorus of yes's coming from the eight other mercenaries. "Got ya! I'm gonna be on the internet to look at some interesting trends" Scout said. Spy added "Will one of those trends be you looking at pornography?" The other mercenaries started to burst into laughter. Scout sighed "No! i'm not that desperate to get laid anyways, catch you guys tomorrow!" Scout than ran off back to his private quarters where he then looked up some interesting trends on 4Chan.
"His a good kid, although i make jokes about his virginity" spy said. "I don't mind that lad, his a good boyo" Demoman said while sipping on a bottle of scrumpy that he kept in his front pouch. Heavy and Medic traded feelings about Scout. "I know tiny Scout makes fun of weight, but his always loyal." Heavy said. "Ich know, He may be bossy at times, but he never lets anyone von of us down." Medic replied back. The room went silent as everyone began to head back to the re-spawn room to get ready for tomorrow's battle.
Back in Scout's room, Scout was looking up some interesting trends on 4Chan. Their were all sorts of trends. From Video games to memes, you name it. Scout stumbled upon a photo that had something to do with Grand Theft Auto. He loved the Grand Theft Auto series for a reason because it made him feel like a badass although he already was a badass. He clicked on the photo and the meme said "Sees you kill dozens of innocent civilians in street, Happily sells you a hot-dog." Scout couldn't hold back but laugh his eyes out. Medic came in and wanted to know what the commotion was. "Scout, everything okay in here?" Medic asked worriedly. "Oh it's nothing, just found a funny photo was all." Scout replied back. "Alright mein friend, see you in ze morning." Medic then walked out back to his lab where insane laughing can be heard.
After finding some hilarious trends, Scout decided to check in on other categories until he stumbled upon a rather interesting one. The category read "Pony". "What the hell? Ponies? ain't that a little girl's thing or something?" Scout said. He then clicked on the "Pony" category and with eyes widened, He found out that it was a page dedicated to Ponies. "What the hell? My Little Pony?" Scout said furiously.
Scout looked through the category until he found a certain pony that caught his eye. It's mane and tail was the color of rainbow. Scout cringed when he saw this photo. Tears began rolling down his cheeks. As he looked at the comments below, they said that this one was named "Rainbow Dash". "Rainbow Dash eh? I guess spy was right about me crying to rainbows..." Scout sighed. Unable of what to do, lucky for him, he had a 4Chan account. He began to write a comment that said "What the hell? what's up with all this Pony non-sense? Isn't this supposed to be a girl thing?" Scout then submitted the comment for everyone to see on that trend.
A few minutes later, a whole crap-load of messages filled up his inbox. "What the hell? wait...It must be about that Pony non-sense." Scout said laughing. He checked his inbox and read one saying "I saw that comment you submitted About the My Little Pony photos. If your wondering what we are, Then we my friend are called Bronies. Bronies are the growing number of adult men ranging from the ages of 13-40 who watches the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. It's a great show actually. You just need to watch one episode and see what you think." Scout thought that this was kinda weird that Adult men watches a show that was aimed for little girls. Scout replied "I find that sorta thing weird, but i'll give the show a shot."
Scout thought about this for a moment. Watch the show and become a Brony, or lie and say that it was a great show. He couldn't break this guy's lie. Scout decided that he'll watch an episode tomorrow right after they win yet another fight against their rival, Builders League United. Scout then turned off his computer monitor and headed straight to bed awaiting tomorrow's fight.
