The Assassin

"Oh no! I'm so sorry sir! I didn't mean to run in to you." What is it with these ponies and running in to each other? "That's alright. Uh, who might you be?" Hmph. If this keeps happening then I'll never get my job done. "Oh. Um... I-I'm Fluttershy..." Fitting name for a pony like this, I swear it's like she'd die of fright just by a bird chirping. "Well then, I'm Quick Draw nice to meet you." Good, now I can be on my way and get to finding out about my target. "Um, mister Quick Draw? Do you think you could help me?" Why in the world should I help this pony? She looks capable enough. You know, besides the fear problem. "What do you need my help?" Why the hell did I just agree to help? "Oh! You'll help? Thank goodness, I really need someone to help me carry this to my cottage." Please tell me it's not far. I've got proorities dammit! I can't just socialize with every pony I run in to! "Alright I'll help. But let's make it quick, I have... errands to run." Okay, now she knows I'm in a hurry, maybe we can actually get this done.

I wonder what's in the package. "So what is this thing I'm lugging around on my back?" It ways a ton, no wonder this pony couldn't carry it. "Oh, it's just a little food for the animals." Great. I fucking hate animals almost as much as they hate me. "Are we almost there?" Please say yes, I think my vertebrae are snapping. "We're almost there, I promise." Weird, this pony seems nicer than the others, I wonder what her deal is. "So why do you like animals so much but not other ponies." She seems very secluded. "I like animals because they like me, ponies generally are kind of mean." Really? This seems like one of the nicest places in Equestria, also what pony would want to harm someone so fragile? Whatever, it's not my business and I don't really care.

"Alright, I'm assuming the giant tree is your cottage?" It seems pretty obvious but I might as well ask anyways. "Yes, it's where all my little animal friends live too." Now may I go? Please? "Well? Is there anything else I need to help with?" Why do I feel compelled to help this Pegasus? "Oh, if you could just carry that inside that would be okay." Thank celestia.

"Here's your package, and if that's all I'll just go and- OH MY GOD!!!" There's a huge ass snake rubbing up against my leg, what the hell! "Oh! It seems you've found yourself a friend! If you would like you can keep him. He seems very happy." Well the little guy doesn't look like he plans on leaving any time soon so what's the harm? How ironic, an assassin just befriended an assassin. "Alright, I'll keep him. I'll see you later then Fluttershy." Finally back to my mission.

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Well that was an interesting recon mission. I got information, but I also had snake resting on my back. In all honesty I kind of like the little guy, he has an intelligent look on him. Time to go back to Sugarcube Corner and hopefully rest for a while. I'll just have to find a way to get past pinkie. I just want to go rest, and sharpen some of my knives. "Whoa! Watch where you're going." And, once again, I'm knocked face first in to the ground. Do I need to keep a fucking shit list of ponies who run in to me?!