Chapters A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 1: The Accident
“I’m really glad you guys came. It really means a lot to me.” TheBigT2000 said as he walked through his house with his friend’s following him.
“No problem T, but if you don’t mind me asking, what is it you wanted to show us?” Geno asked walking beside him.
“Ya T, what’s the big surprise?” Tamyki asked anxiously.
“You guy remember when I made that Leap Into Hypertime Abridged awhile back?” T asked looking back at his friends.
“Of course, that was freaking awesome; too bad you had to cancel it.” Nevet said with a laugh remembering its craziness. “Don’t tell me you’re planning on reviving it?” He asked excitedly.
“No I just wanted to see if you guys remembered it. Anyway what I wanted to show you guys is down here.” He said opening the door to the basement. “Come on.”
As they walked down stairs to the basement they started to hear strange electrical and other laboratory type sounds.
“Sheen! Is everything set up?” T called out into the darkness.
“Ya it’s all set up,” A disembodied voice answered. “But I feel like I must once again warn you that what you are planning to do will break every sin known to man and dogs and just might tear a hole in the space time continuum.”
“Enough! Those trivial matters of mortals don’t concern me. NOW THROW THE SWITCH!” TheBigT said laughing manically.
“All right fine. God you don’t have to yell.” Sheen said as he through a switch and a low humming noise like a large machine powering up started to fill the room.
“T, what are you-“ Nevet started to ask but was intruded by blinding flash of light.
“So what do you think?’ T asked when the light died down.
“Wow!” The three guests said in unison as they looked around.
The basement had been completely renovated into a full sized OMNIMAX Theater complete with a fully stoked fridge, a cupboard full of junk food, one of those popcorn machines you see at movie theaters and reclaimable seats with cup holders and footrests.
“Wow, for two seconds I thought you built a portal of some kind with all the noises that we heard.” Nevet said with a little laugh.
“No, that was just the Furriness. It makes those noises from time to time. So who wants to watch some movies? Woo.”
“Hell ya, but where did sheen go?” Geno asked looking around.
“Oh, I’m still here; I’m just off screen is all.” Sheen said as T grabbed a couple of movies from his collection.
“So T, how did you pay for all this?” Tamyki asked grabbing a drink from the fridge.
“Well you see the real reason I canceled A Leap into Hypertime was because some government agencies came by my house and said something about it actually happening then gave me ninety-five gajillion dollars to cancel it and to not say anything.“ He said bring some movies over to a table. “So what should we watch first?”
“My sister, I have managed to track down the ones you asked for, and they are on their way. All that’s left is for the four from the other world to arrive.” Luna said walking up to her older sister. “Luckily they seem to be all in one place; also it seems that a rift in space seems to be forming in their area for some reason.”
“Good, now make hast with the necessary preparations for their arrival. I don’t think Shining Armor will be able to hold them off much longer even with Discord’s help.“ Celestia said worriedly.
“Right, but are you sure the Elements can’t handle this?” The Night Alicorn asked.
“I’m afraid this is one enemy that the Elements won’t be able to defeat alone. Our only hope rests with their natural enemy.” She said a little sadly.
“I hope your right, sister.”
“I hope so to Luna. This enemy is like no other we have ever faced. The Statue Police.”
“God, watching The Avengers in OMNIMAX is epic.” Geno said taking a sip of his drink.
“Ya, this is epic but I still feel like this may be a bad idea.” Sheen said worriedly.
“Why’s that?” Tamyki asked.
“Maybe that’s way?” Nevet said pointing to a worm hole that was forming in front of them.
“Oh man, the epicness level is so high it tore a hole in the space time continuum!” Geno said trying to hold onto his seat.
“I tried to warn you. Now look. Whoa!” Sheen yelled before being sucked into the portal.
“SHEEN!” T yelled before losing his grip and being sucked into the portal as well.
“T! Geno! Tamyki!” Nevet yelled as one by one his friends were sucked into the portal. “Well here goes nothing.” He said before jumping at the portal only to have it close before he reached it causing him to smack into the screen. “Ow!” The portal then reopened and sucked him in to join his friends.
“Alright Navi, according to Maskman the contact should be around here.” Link said walking into a clearing.
“Don’t you find it just a bit weird that the contact asked us to meet him outside of Termina?” Navi asked.
“I guess but the Maskman gave us permission to kill the contact if they don’t pay this time.” The Hyrule Assassin said looking at his girlfriend/partner.
“Really? Alright then.” The fairy said happily. “Hey maybe that’s him now.” She said pointing to a shadowy figure moving towards them.
“Let’s ask him. Hey are you the contact.” He asked the shadowy figure.
“Link, is that you?” the shadowy figure asked.
“Tim? What are you doing here?” Link asked his old friend.
“Well I was sitting at home, playing Xbox, when there was a knock at my door and when I opened it there was a note hanging on it that said to come here.” Tim said.
“You too huh?” Another voice said.
Everyone turned to see Skullkid, Tattle, and Tale entering the clearing.
“Skullkid? Tattle? Tale? What are you guys doing here?” Navi asked.
“Probably the same thing we’re doing here” A sweater wearing squirrel said walking into the clearing followed by four other Links, Kafei, Anju, two Midnas and Fi.
“What the hell? Conker, other Link, Fi, Whiny Link, Girly voice Link, Street Tough Link, Kafei, Anju, Nevet Midna, Tamyki Midna?” The Assassin Fairy said confused.
“Why are you all here.” Assassin Link asked.
“We were hoping you could tell us.” Conker said looking around.
“Sorry but we’re just as clueless as you are, especially Link.” Navi said.
“Ya…Hey!” He yelled.
“Hehe, sorry honey but you make it too easy.” She said with a laugh.
“Sorry to interrupt your little lovers spat but I think I have an idea on why we’re all here.” Nevet Midna said.
“Really, why?” Assassin Link asked.
“That.” Nevet Midna said pointing to a portal that had opened in the sky above the clearing.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
The following Fimfiction contains scenes of violence, coarse language, brief nudity, as well as a sense of humor some people might not share and is not suitable for children under the age of 14. Viewer discretion is advised.
But you can read it if your under 14 if you want I can’t stop you.
Last time on A Leap Into Hyper Equestria:
“I’m really glad you guys came. It really means a lot to me.” TheBigT2000 said.
“No problem T, but if you don’t mind me asking, what is it you wanted to show us?” Geno asked.
“You guy remember when I made that Leap Into Hypertime Abridged awhile back?” T asked.
“Of course, that was freckling awesome; too bad you had to cancel it.” Nevet said.
“My sister, I have managed to track down the ones you asked for, and they are on their way. All that’s left is to for the four from the other world to arrive.” Luna said.
“Good, now make hast with the necessary preparations for their arrival. I don’t think Shining Armor will be able to hold them off much longer even with Discord’s help.“ Celestia said worriedly.
“Are you sure the Elements can’t handle this?” The Night Alicorn asked.
“I’m afraid this is one enemy that the Elements won’t be able to defeat alone. Our only hope rests with their nature enemy.” She said a little sadly.
“I hope your right, sister.”
“I hope so to Luna. This enemy is like no other we have faced.”
“Sheen! Is everything set up?” T called out into the darkness.
“Ya it’s all set up,” A disembodied voice answered. “But I feel like I must once again warn you that what you are planning to do will break every sin known to man and dogs and just might tear apart the space time continuum.”
“THROUGH THE SWITCH!” TheBigT said laughing manically.
“Wow!” The three guests said in unison as they looked around the basement witch had been completely renovatebd into a full sized OMNIMAX Theater.
“So who wants to watch some movies? Woo.” T said excitedly.
“Hell ya, but where did sheen go?” Geno asked looking around.
“Oh, I’m still here; I’m just off screen is all.” Sheen said as T grabbed a couple of movies form his collection.
“How did you pay for all this?” Tamyki asked.
“Well the real reason I canceled A Leap into Hypertime was because some government agencies came by my house and said something about it actually happening then gave me ninety-five gajillion dollars to cancel it.” TheBigT said nonchalantly.
“God, watching the Avengers in OMNIMAX is epic.” Geno said taking a sip of his drink.
“Ya, this is epic but I still feel like this may be a bad idea.” Sheen said worriedly.
“Why’s that?” Tamyki asked.
“May that’s way?” Nevet said pointing to a worm hole that was forming in front of them.
“Oh man, the epicness level is so high it tore a hole in the space time continuum!” Geno said trying to hold onto his seat.
“SHEEN!” T yelled before losing his grip and also being sucked into the portal.
“T! Geno! Tamyki!” Nevet Yelled as one by one his friends were sucked into the portal. “Well here goes nothing.” He said before jumping at the portal.
“Alright Navi, according to Maskman the contact should be around here.” Link said walking into a clearing.
“Hey maybe that’s him now.” Navi said pointing to a shadowy figure moving towards them.
“Hey are you the contact.” He asked the shadowy figure.
“Link, is that you?” the shadowy figure asked.
“Tim? Skullkid? Tattle? Tale? Conker? Other Link? Fi? Whiny Link? Girly voice Link? Street Tough Link? Kafei? Anju? Nevet Midna? Tamyki Midna?” What are you guys doing here?” The Assassin asked confused.
“I think I have an idea on why we’re all here.” Nevet Midna said.
“Really, why?” Assassin Link asked.
“That.” Nevet Midna said pointing to a portal that had opened in the sky above the clearing.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
“What the hell is that?” Anju asked looking up at the Sky.
“Damn women, how the hell should I know?” Kafei said dismissively.
“Hay man you better show her with a little more respect or I’ll be forced to use my…BEAR HANDS on you. *dog noise*” Street Tough Link said a little angrily.
“Now there’s no need for that. I’m a changed man now, remember?” He said defensively.
“So you say, but just remember, I have my eye on you.” The Street Tough said warningly.
“Anyway moving our attention back to the GIANT F@%KING WORMHOLE that is currently forming above our heads.” Navi said getting everyone’s attention.
“Now, now Navi calm down. No one’s forgotten about it.” Fi said trying to calm the assassin fairy down.
“I did!” Skullkid said happily.
“DIE!” The Assassin Fairy shouted before shooting Skullkid.
“Ok I’ll shut up now.” He said backing away a little.
“Moving on.” Other Link said starting to get annoyed.
“So Midna and Tamyki Midna, you two have experience when it comes to wormholes, what do you make of it?” Whiny Link asked.
“Well, for the most part our wormholes only connect to the Twilight Realm and other parts of Hyrule.” Tamyki Midna explained.
“And even with those ones we don’t real create them, Zant did. We just have the ability to stabilize them.” Nevet Midna finished explaining.
“Ya, so the best we can do is stabilize it and pray that whatever comes out is friendly.” Tamyki Midna said.
“All right let’s go with that. Ladies you get that portal stabilized, everyone else get ready in case whatever’s on the other side of that thing decides to attack or is very, very ugly.” Conker said pulling out a CM-901 assault rifle.
“Right.” Everyone said in unison pulling out their weapons.
Tim had a S.O.C.O.M, Whiny Link had a 12 Gage, Street Tough Link had a M-16, Kafei and Anju had matching couples 6 shot revolvers, Skullkid had a sawed off shotgun, Tale had an M-590 Shotgun, Tattle had a MP-5, Other Link had a AK-47, Fi had an M-2 handgun, Assassin Link had a portable turret and Navi had a AK-45.
“Wow is everyone here packing?” Girly Voice Link asked looking around at all the guns.
“Purity much.” Assassin Link said making sure he had enough ammo.
“If you feel left out you can have my AR-15.” Navi said handing it to her.
“Thanks.” She said taking it and cocking it. “Let’s do this.”
Nevet Midna and Tamyki Midna concentrated on the wormhole and used their hair hands to stabilize the portal.
“Wow, where is this thing taking us.” Tamyki asked as she and her friends were flying through the wormhole.
“I don’t know but were ever it is I hope it has an I Hop.” Geno said putting his hand to his stomach.
“I can’t believe your thinking of food at a time like this.” TheBigT said. “For all we know this wormhole could spit us out in an alternate demotion where naked women with huge breasts will tend to our every will and need!”
“How would that be a bad thing?” Nevet asked confused.
“I never said it would be a bad thing, I just said that for all we know that could happen.” T said.
“Well were ever we’re going it looks like we’re there now!” Sheen said as they flew towards a bright light.
“All right everyone get ready, it looks like something’s coming out” Nevet Midna said as she and Tamyki Midna struggled to keep the Wormhole stabilized.
“Oof!”
“Ow!”
“F@%k!”
“Sh&t!”
T, Geno, Nevet, Tamyki and Sheen landed in the clearing as the wormhole collapsed.
“Well that hurt. Where are we?” Geno said sitting up and rubbing his head.
“Welcome to Costco. I love you.” Skullkid said randomly.
“What the, T why are you doing your Skullkid voice?” Nevet asked rubbing some dirt from his eyes.
“He’s not, Skullkid is right there.” Sheen said.
“AHH!” Conker yelled before shooting Sheen in the face.
“OW! What was that for?” Sheen asked.
“Sorry Sheen I thought you were a Quail. Wait…SHEEN? What are you doing here? I thought you went to go live with T.” Conker asked his old meat shield.
“Well I did but then he decided to turn his basement into an OMNIMAX Theater and watch the Avengers.”
“What? Didn’t he know that the epicness level would be so high it could tear a hole in the space time continuum?” The Squirrel asked. “I'm purity sure it specifically says NOT to watch it in OMINMAX right on the back of the box.”
“Well I tried to warn him but he wouldn’t listen. Then about half way through the movie a wormhole opened up and now we’re here.” Sheen said finishing his story.
“Speaking of which, where is here and what the hell are you all doing here? T asked standing up and dusting himself off. “Shouldn’t you all be in some section of Hyrule, Termina or Conkerland?”
“Well we would be, but we all got notes telling us to come here.” Tale explained.
“Well, you guys got notes, me and Navi were sent here to meet a contact.” Assassin Link said.
“Anyway, I think I might know where we are.” Tamyki said looking around.
“Where?” Asked Nevet.
“Well judging on how bright and colorful everything is and the fact that Zacora's hut is right over there. I would say we are in the Everfree Forest in the magic land of Equestria.” She said with enthusiasm.
“Wait a minute. Was there anything odd about the notes you guys got?” Assassin Link asked.
“Well yes, they smelled a bit like cotton candy.” Tattle said thinking back.
“And there were streamers left all over the front porch.” Skullkid added.
“I seeeee. Give me a minute well I make a call.” He said pulling out his phone.
“Hmm, I wonder if Link and Navi have found the contact yet.” The Happy Mask Salesman thought out loud.
*Ring, ring*
“Hello?” He said answering his phone.
“Hey Mask Man.” Assassin Link greeted.
“Ah, Link. Have you made contact with the contact yet?” The mask salesman asked.
“Not yet. But I was wondering how he contacted you.” Link asked.
“Well that’s the thing, he didn’t. Pinkie Pie’s the one who told me about it.”
“I see. Well thanks for telling me. Bye.” Link said before hanging up.
“Man I hope they get paid this time.”
“Well that explains a lot.” Assassin Link said a little irritated.
“What did he say?” Navi asked.
“Well it turns out that Pinkie Pie’s behind all this.” He said peeved.
“No I’m not! Wait yes, yes I am.” Pinkie said appearing beside Nevet.
“WHAT THE HELL!” Nevet yelled backing up a bit which caused Pinkie to giggle a little. “Where f%$k did you come from?”
“It’s Pinkie Pie, don’t ask.” Tamyki said trying to hold back her inner Fangirl.
“So I take it you’re the contact?” Navi asked.
“Yes and no.” She said happily.
*Gun cocks*
“Ok Pinkie you have ten seconds to start making sense before my double barrel friend here makes mints meat out of you.” Conker said pointing a shot gun at her.
“Oh, I am the one who sent all the notes and contacted the Mask sales man but its Princess Celestia who wants to talk to you all.” Pinkie said energetically. “But be for we go to Canterlot to see the Princess we have to go to Ponyville.”
“Why?” Tale asked.
“So I can throw you all…..A PARTY!” She shouted ecstatically well firing off her party cannon.
“That sounds awesome let’s go!” Skullkid said happily.
“I don’t know, I think I would rather just get on with the assignmen-… No Oni you can’t come out!” Assassin Link said randomly. “Because Violet doesn’t know if you are going to continue to be in Ts Assassin series after we kill that wizard guy….Fine, God!”
“What the hell was that all about?” Girly Voice Link asked.
“Oh, Link has a thousand year old demon living inside him.” The Assassin Fairy explained
“Ok then.” He said still a little confused.
“So what did he want?” Navi asked.
“Well, he wanted to come out but he can't because Violet doesn’t know if he will still be in the series and he also wants to go to the party so I guess I’m out voted.” Link said a little Pissed.
“All right, a party with Pinkie Pie. This day just got 20% cooler.” Tamyki said as all started to follow Pinkie out of the woods.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
The following is a nonprofit fan based parody. My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic belongs to Hasbro, Zelda and Conker's Bad Fur Day belong to Nintendo and Rare, all other characters and themes are either of my own creation or that of Nevet1212, Tamyki, Geno8699 or the BigT2000. Please support their official release.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 3: The Party
“What the hell. Since when does Violet use openings for his Fimfiction?” Navi asked.
“Who knows, he’s probably just milking the Random tag.” Assassin Link said shrugging.
“What was that anyway? It sounded like some kind of Japanese.” Conker said as they walked through Ponyvile.
“Well I liked it.” Pinkie said happily.
“What are you guys talking about?” Whiny Link asked.
“Oh right I keep forgetting you guys don’t have the ability to see past the fourth wall.” Tale said. “So, where are we going anyway?"
“To Sugar-Cube Corner, were I work and sell cupcakes and candies such as Chocolate-“ Pinkie started but was interrupted.
“CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE, CHOC-“ Tattle shouted before Tale slapped her to get her back to normal. “Sorry about that. So where is Sugar-Cube Corner?”
“Oh we’ve passed it about 5 times now; we’ve been circling the block for the past 10 minutes. Everypony else is already inside.” The Pink party pony said.
“What? Why didn’t you say so before?” Tim asked a little angrily.
“Well, you guys were listening to the opening and I didn’t want to interrupt you. Besides I thought it would be fun to walk around Ponyvile and seewhere we ended up.” Pinkie said playfully.
“Let’s just get to sweat shop so I can find Sheen. I feel like shooting something, and I doubt that I’ll be able to shoot you.” Conker said pulling out an M-16.
“Don’t worry were here.” She said stopping in front of a building that looked like a giant cake.
They all walked in to see Geno talking to Street Tough Link.
“Wait, so you’re saying whenever someone creates an abridged or parody series it actually happens?” Geno ask his Link counterpart.
“Well not all of them you see. It’s mostly just you, Tamyki, T, Nevet and some of your friends. I believe adamwestslapdog may make an appearance but it will probably just be for laughs.” The Street Tough explained.
“And T, you knew about this the whole time?” He asked turning to his friend who was contemplating eating an oddly coloured cupcake .
“Purity much.” T said before finally taking a bit.
“Why didn’t you ever tell us?” Tamyki asked joining the conversation.
“Well you never asked.” He said finishing the cupcake. “Besides, I told Nevet.”
Geno was about to say something but noticed Pinkie and the others walk in.
“Hey Sheen come over here.” Conker said to his off screen friend.
“Ok, what is it Conker?” Sheen asked.
*Bang*
“OW! What was that for?”
“Pinkie made me mad and wanted to shoot something.” The sweater wearing squirrel said putting his gun away.
“Oh, alright then.” Sheen said before walking over to food table.
“All right, all that’s left is for my friends to arrive and we can get this party started!” Pinkie said as she bounced up and down in anticipation.
“There you are Pinkie we’ve been looking all over for you.” Twilight said entering the shop followed by Spike and the other mane six. “You know you were supposed to meet the guys Celestia told us about and bring them to the train station so we can go to Canterlot.”
“I know but since most of them are new to not just Ponyvile but all of Equestria and I didn’t get to through Link one last time he was here, I thought I would through them all a party.” Pinkie said with an innocent smile on her face.
“There will be time for parties later. The Princess needs us, and the sooner we save Equestria the sooner me and Fluttershy can get back to what we had planned for today.” Rainbow Dash said a little annoyed.
“Eee!” Tamyki squealed letting out her inner fangirl.
“What’s her problem?” Spike asked with a confused look.
“It’s a long story.” Nevet said as they exited the bakery.
“Ok Navi if my calculations are correct, then this should be Clocktown.” Link said as they walked through Ponyville.
“And I keep telling you we’re lost. I’m not even sure this is Termina.” His fairy companion said angrily.
“What makes you say that?” He asked.
“Well for one thing the moon doesn’t seem to be falling and second so far everyone we’ve past has been a pony.” Tattle said even more angrily.
“Navi you so crazy, there are some people over there.” Link said pointing to a group of people coming out of a building shaped like a giant cake. “Excuse me but can you please tell my confused friend here that this is indeed Clocktown.”
“Clocktown? Wow buddy you’re way off. This is Ponyvile, here in the magical land of Equestria.” Assassin Link said.
“Oh. Well, in that case would you be able to tell us how we can get back to Termina?” Link asked.
“Sure, you see that mountain over there?” Twilight asked pointing to a mountain in the far distance. "It’s right on the other side of it.”
“Thanks. If we hurry we should be able to get back before adamwestslapdog’s fans start complaining.” The fairy said.
“Or we could stay here and help these people with their adventure.” Link said.
“Oh no, we’re not delaying any longer. The sooner we get back the sooner Adam can get the next episode out.” She said almost ready to smack him.
“All right good like with whatever you guys are doing.” He said as they walked away.
“Called it.” Street Tough Link said before they continued on their way to the train station.
“So what is it that you need our help with?” Nevet Midna asked as the train pulled out of the station.
“Ya it must be really big if you require my help. Especially after what happened the last I was here.” Assassin Link said.
“I’m not sure, but the princess must think that the elements might not be enough if she called for all of you.” Twilight said.
“Well it must have been fairly resent or else she would have told me about it at the Meeting of the 5 kingdoms last week.” Conker said thinking back.
“So who are all of you again?” Applejack asked looking around.
“Oh, well my name is Tamyki and these are my counterparts; Girly voice link, Tamyki Midna, and Anju.” Tamyki said introducing herself and the people who share her voice.
“I’m Geno and this here’s Street Tough Link.” He said doing the same.
“Hello I’m Nevet, This is Whiny Link, Nevet Midna, and Kafei.” Nevet said Introducing himself and his voice counterparts.
“I’m TheBigT2000 but you can call me T, this here is Skullkid, Tattle, Tale, Tim, Conker, Fi, Other Link, Sheen, and you already know Assassin Link and Navi.” T said finishing off the introductions.
“Well it’s nice to meet you all. Ah we’re finally pulling into Canterlot now.” Twilight said looking out the window.
Author's Note
Here's the next episode for you all.
I hope you liked the little Flutterdash I put in there just for you Tamyki (NintendoGal55).
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 4: Meeting The Princesses
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria was written in front of a live studio ostrich.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 4: Meeting the Princesses
“Tamyki, I know we’re living every bronies dream but do you think you could at least try to keep up with the group?” TheBigT asked as Tamyki caught up with the group for the eighth time after falling behind to look at everything around them as they moved through the halls of Canterlot palace.
“Sorry, this is just so awesome!” Tamyki said a little embarrassed as they arrived at the doors to the throne room.
The doors opened to reveal the two Alicorn Princesses sitting on their thrones. The group walked up to the Princesses and everyone bowed except for Assassin Link, Navi, Tale and Conker who didn’t give a shit.
“Raise TheBigT2000, Tamyki, Nevet1212 and Geno8869, for you are our honored guests and have no need to bow.” Celestia said in a regal voice.
“H-how do you know our names?” Tamyki asked shocked as she and her friends stood up.
“I know a great many of things.” Celestia said with a bit of a laugh which made Luna roll her eyes.
“Your names are well known in this world.” Luna explained. “As the ones responsible for creating phantasmal stories and events that come alive.”
“Wow.” The four said in unison.
“Yay great. Quick question, who are you?” Assassin Link asked pointing to Luna.
“LINK!” Navi said scoldingly.
“What?” The assassin asked innocently.
“That’s quite alright Young Fairy.” The Night Alicorn said. “I am princess Luna, Co ruler of Equestria. I am responsible for the Night and everything that happens during it.”
“Everything?” Tale asked.
“Yes.” Luna nodded.
“Even…“ He said alluding to something.
“EVERYTHING!” She emphasized.
“Anyway, why didn’t I see you the last time I was here?” Assassin Link asked.
“Well you see, as the ruler of the night I need to stay up from Sunset to Sunrise. So the long and short of it is, I was sleeping.” Luna said a little embarrassed.
“You slept through all that chose and gunfire?” The Assassin asked.
“I’d like to see you get up in the morning after literally staying up all night and listening to ponies complain about stuff my sister was too lazy to deal with and helping other ponies with their nightmares.” The Younger Alicorn said a little angry.
“Ok, now that we all know each other.” Conker said changing the subject. “Why did you bring us all here?”
“A new enemy has threatened Equestria. An enemy that up until most recently didn’t pose much of a threat, and I fear the Elements won’t be enough to stop them.” Celestia said getting down to business.
“Who is this new enemy?” Twilight asked worriedly.
“An enemy I’m sure our guests are quite familiar with. For most of them have faced this evil on more than one occasion and managed come out victories.” The White Alicorn explained.
“Wait you don’t mean…?” Geno asked shocked.
“Yes, The Statue Police.” She confirmed.
“But I don’t understand. From what I’ve read, The Statue Police are just a small band of soldiers that barely make up an army. How can you be having such a hard time dealing with them?” Twilight asked confused.
“Ya, surely the Royal Guards should be able to take care of them.” T said thinking back to all the times the Street Toughs faced off agents them.
“Under normal circumstances yes, but recently they have appointed two new generals to lead their army. The first is creature so foul we dare not say its name, so evil that even Discord is having a hard time dealing with it.” Luna explained.
“Wait, you porously released Discord after what he did last time I was here?” Assassin Link asked still a little pissed about what happened.
“No need to worry Link. Thanks to Fluttershy, we’ve managed to reform him.” Rarity explained.
“Alright, but if he tries anything he’s getting a bullet in the head. Who’s the other general?” The Hyrule Assassin asked.
“The other is a demon from Tartarus itself. They say it runs so fast it’s near imposable to out run, and put’s his victims into a bag he cares around never to be seen again.” Celestia explained.
“If they’re using demons then I’ll just have to level the Plainfield.” A new voice said.
Everyone turned to see a very large, white haired man with facial markings, a light blue tunic underneath a metal cuirass, metallic gauntlet, black leggings, white eyes without pupils, and a large, double-handed, helix-edged sword standing where Assassin Link was.
“Oni, It’s good to see you again after all these years.” Celestia said looking at the ancient demon.
“And you Celestia.” Oni Link said nodding to the Alicorn Princess.
“Wait you to know each other?” Navi asked.
“We went to the same high school and dated for a while, but it didn’t real work out.” The demon explained.
“Why, what happened?” Fi asked.
“Well I got imprisoned by a wizard and she became the ruler of Equestria.” Oni Link explained.
“Anyway, I believe we have more pressing matters than Your and Celestia’s love life.” Tale said.
“The purple fairy’s right,” Luna said getting the conversation back to the matter at hand. “We need all of you to meet with Shining Armor and Discord at Equestria’s western border. They’ll fill you in on anything you need to know.”
“Forgive me for asking, but what exactly do you expect us to do? Me, Geno, Nevet and T aren’t exactly packing and we can’t fly or use magic like you guys.” Tamyki asked.
“That’s where you are wrong. You see as the one responsible for the creation of many of the world around here, you have powers only limited by your imagination.” Celestia explained. “You know what powers I’m speaking of don’t you T.”
“You mean like how I can censor and uncensor Tale?” T asked.
“That is a part of it, but you four are capable of much, much more. In time you will learn to use these powers fully. But now you must go, time is of the essence and good luck.” She said as two guards came to escort them out of the castle.
“Right!” Everyone said before leaving.
“Guards, prepare to retrieve the Elements and the bodies.” Celestia said once the doors closed.
“Tia!” Luna said shocked.
“Only joking.” She said with a laugh.
A Leap Into Hyper Equestria
Episode 5: The Western Boarder
In the future Anonymous will destroy the world then Bronies will rebuild and rule it.
We join our heroes as they ride the train too Equestria’s western border to help Shining Armor and Discord defeat the Statue Police.
“So, what the fuck do you guys think Princess Celestia meant when she said that you four would have powers here?” Anju asked.
“Wow, what happened to your voice?” Tim asked, looking at the Inn keeper.
“What the fuck are you talking about? My voice has always sounded like this.” She said.
“Nuh uh, before it sounded kind of nice and sweet but now it’s all choppy and grainy like it’s coming out of a computer or something. Also you seem to be using the F word a lot. ” Other Link said a little confused.
“Well maybe you fuckers should talk to Geno or Tamyki about it after all he created me and she gave me my voice.” Anju said a little annoyed.
“Such language.” Fluttershy said timidly.
“Oh I think I know what’s going on.” Geno said as he realized the reason for Anju’s voice change.
“Well go ahead and tell us what’s wrong with my wife.” Kafei said impatiently.
“Well you see, sometimes when I made a video that had Anju in it, I couldn’t get the lines from Tamyki in time for the video to be released so I would use Microsoft Kate for her voice.” He explained.
“Well do ya think ya can fix it? Ah really don’t appreciate that kind ah language.” Applejack said with a look of disgust on her face.
“Maybe…Hey T, how do you censor and uncensor Tael?” Geno asked.
“Hmm, well I just kind of will it and it just sort of happens.” T said after thinking about it.
“Ok let’s try it.” Geno said a little skeptically as he concentrated on changing Anju’s voice.
“So did it work?” Conker asked after a while.
“I don’t feel any different.” Skullkid said.
“Not you, you idiot, we’re talking about Anju.” Tattle said a little annoyed.
“Well I think it worked.” Anju said in her regular voice.
“Cool, I wonder what else we can do.” Tamyki said in wonder.
“Who knows?” Nevet said shrugging. “I Just hope it’s enough to defeat those demons Celestia told us about.”
“Wow nelly, what the hay is that?” Applejack asked looking out her window.
As they approached the western border, the sky started to turn black and flames could be seen in the distance. The train pulled up to a half destroyed station and a white unicorn stallion was on the platform waiting for them.
“BBBFF!” Twilight shouted as she got off the train and ran to her brother.
“Twily! I’m glad you’re here; I just got the princess’s massage. So these are the worriers that are supposed to help take down The Statue Police?” Shining Armor asked as everyone else got off the train.
“Yep that’s us.” Nevet said stretching.
“Wait, aren’t there supposed to be twenty-one of you? I only count twenty.” He said looking at every one.
“Oh that’s probably me.” Sheen said. “You can’t see me because, well, I’m off screen.”
“Oh, well in that case that’s everypony. Come on we have to hurry Discord won’t be able to hold them off much longer.” Shining Armor said walking away from the station with everyone following him.
“What happened here?” Twilight asked as they walked through the remains of a burned out city.
“The Statue Police happened. As you know Las Pegasus is the city where all the best clubs, bars, casinos, and IHops are found. A city where good times are had and the fun never stops. When The Statue Police came they tried to shut it all down. So when the citizens resisted their Demon Generals burned the city down destroying every IHop and killing millions.” Shining explained as they neared a tent.
“Those. Mother. Fuckers.” Assassin Link said angrily. “You can burn down a city, you can mercilessly slaughter millions of inanest civilians, you can even skull fuck those civilians once their dead,”
“Um Link?” Navi said a little nervous.
“But no one, and I mean NO ONE, Fucks with IHop!” He said ragging. “Navi get me The Mississippi Queen. Those fuckers are going down.”
“But Link, we don’t even fully know what it does.” She said worriedly.
“I know, but those guys need to be taught a lesson they’ll never forget.” The Hyrule Assassin said with a determined look on his face.
“What’s the Mississippi Queen?” T asked as Navi opened their gun caring case. “I don’t remember putting that in your arsenal.”
“It’s a gift from Violet just for this FanFic.” He said as Navi pulled out a huge gun and handed it to him. “This is the Mississippi Queen; it shouts every type of projectile ever invented by man and dogs, it has a special attachment for Nuclear Missiles, has a built in coffee, latte and cappuccino maker, doughnut despiser, a microphone for Tael to shout his vocal attacks into and it makes julienne fries, WOO!”
“Why is it called the Mississippi Queen?” Whiny Voice Link asked.
“You’ll see when I fire this baby off. Now where are they?” Assassin Link asked.
“Come on in and I’ll show you.” Shining said opening the tent flap and walking in.
Every one followed him in took a seat around the table with a big map of the area on it.
“Ok, Discord is holding off their main forces being led by the Speed Demon here.” He said pointing to a spot on a map. “However we just reserved word that a second force is circling around here, in attempt to take our forces by surprise.” He said pointing to another spot on the map.
“Alright, In that case we should split into two groups. Me, Assassin Link, Navi, Tael, Tim, Conker, Sheen, Skullkid, Geno, Street Tough Link, Applejack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Shining Armor will talk on the secondary forces. Well, Nevet, Whiny Link, Nevet Midna, Kafei, Tamyki, Girly voice link, Tamyki Midna Anju, Tattle, Fi, Other Link, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Fluttershy go help Discord with their main forces.” T said laying out a battle strategy.
“Sounds like a plan.” Geno said looking around.
“Right,” Shining Armor said nodding. “Alright let’s move out.”
Author's Note
All fans of The BigT2000 and Nevet1212 should already have a good idea who the two demons are.
