A Nightmare in Equestria

Rainbow Dash was flying through the skies doing her normal weather duties when the mail pony came by and threw a newspaper at her. What she read was a complete shocker: The murderer struck again, this time he murdered Nurse Redheart by cuting open her head and lobotomizing her brain.

'The killer struck again. But once I get my hooves on the killer he'll never be able to smile right for days!"

She tore up the newspaper and threw it into the nearest garbage can and then flew home.

Dash decided to take a quick nap and fell asleep in her bed. When she awoke she found a tight leather strap attatched to her head and braces around her chest and limbs. She frantically tried to escape but couldn't. Then she heard a crazed laughter go out and someone in the shadows.

"Who are you?" She asked.

"I am Fredrick Charles Krueger. But everybody calls me Freddy Krueger." The springwood slasher answered.

"Why have you brought me here?" Dash asked.

"Why else? To kill you." Krueger said.

Dash then had fearful look in her eyes and tried to escape again.

"It's no use Rainbow Dash. Those straps and binds are as tight as they can be, bitch. There's no escape." Krueger said.

He then flipped a light switch and saw that she was in a nightmarish version of Sugarcube Corner's basement. There were decapitated heads everywhere and a banner that said,

"Life is a party"

Plus other body parts and organs.

"Do you like it? I got the idea from a paticular fanfic. Ever read Cupcakes?" The springwood slasher asked with a grin on his devilish face,

"I did. I paticulary enjoyed the method of killing. So I'm going to recreate it."

He then pulled a tarp from off a table to show a whole bundle of sharp tools and knives.

"Now. Shall we begin?" The killer said.

He picked up a scalpal and put it about an inch above Dash's right cutie mark. He then started cutting into it and watched happily as Dash screamed in pain. He then picked up a bladed glove and put it on his right hand and then used one of the blades to cut off the flesh and then he did the same to the other one.

"Heh heh heh. Are you enjoying this? Because I am." Krueger said.

He then picked up a large butcher's knife and grinned,

"Hope you don't mind. But I think I'll WING it. Heh heh heh heh heh. Never gets old." The crazed killer said.

He then lifted the knife and brought it down but the wing moved out of the way and he missed.

"Dash, you have to keep your wings still or else I'm gonna miss it over and over again." Krueger went.

Krueger struck one more time and it hit its target. He then kept on swinging it and cutting into the wing but then saw he was getting nowhere.

"Hm. Forgot to sharpen it. Hey Dash better RESTRAIN yourself for a moment. Heh heh heh heh heh heh." Krueger laughed walking away.

Dash then learned two things. That this Krueger was the killer and the world's worst joke teller. Krueger then picked up the hacksaw and then came over again.

"You wanna know why they call it a hacksaw? It doesn't hack ... But it does SAW." The killer joked.

He then began sawing into the blue pegasus's wing and brought it back and forth and enjoyed listening to her screams of terror. He then proceeded to do it to the other wing.

"Hey Dash. Hope this doesn't seem RIPPING to you." Krueger joked.

He then grabbed her wings and proceeded to rip them off with incredible force until the bones snapped off and then Dash blacked out.

When Dash awoke she was still strapped to a table and a smiling Krueger.

"Bout time. I was starting to get bored. Now ... Where were we? Oh now I remember." He said.

He then cut open a jar with one of his bladed fingers and it showed several large nails on really hot coals. He then put one of them into her left front hoof and then got a giant hammer and began hammering the nail into it. He did the same to the other hooves. He then attached some sort of helmet on her with cords on it. He then flipped a switch and electricity stormed her and began shocking her into submission. Again she blacked out and then felt a slap come to her face.

"Now don't you fall asleep on me again. We're almost done."

He then lowered one of his bladed fingers into Dash's ribcage and seemed to inject something into her.

"Now you won't be able to feel anything in your ribcage." The crazed man went.

He then made a long horizontal cut across the pegasus' pelvis, made a similar incision under her ribs and a long vertical cut down Dash's stomach.

"It appears I have my 'I' on you. Heh heh heh." Krueger went.

He then opened up her skin and then looked upon her organs. He then used one of his blade fingers to slice her abdominal sac and grabbed her large intestines and ripped them out. He then smiled and put it around his neck.

"How do you like my new scarf?" He joked.

He threw it off and cut out her smaller intestine and started flossing his teeth.

"You know 5 out of 10 dentists say to floss your teeth to keep them healthy and clean." He joked.

He then looked to see Dash start loosing her sight.

"Now don't you go off and die on me now." He said.

The crazy Krueger then began ripping out every other organ and went,

"I know I can be a real pancreas, but you know I'm just kidney with you. You really got to liver it up. Boy, these jokes are getting bladder. Guess you gotta develop a stomach for them." Krueger joked on.

Then again he saw her fainting away and then planted another slap to keep her up.

"Not just yet. Just one more. You know I've enjoyed this. But don't worry ... In death you shall become legend."

Krueger put one of his blade fingers onto Dash's neck and began slicing into it and then Dash had a little bit of strength but then she felt all go away. Then darkness came to her eyes.

Krueger was looking at the remains of Dash and smiled at looking at his work.

"You know 'Cupcakes' is a great read. I should probably send copies to all my friends. Now for the citizens of Ponyville to see one of the most gruesomest deaths in the history of Ponyville. Heh heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!"