The Master of Chaos, Now The Master of Love?

Discord wakes up to his loud alarm beeping. *BEEP BEEP BEEP*

"Shut up already!" He shoots a laser at the alarm clock and it goes *BOOM*

"What a great way to wake up!"

He jumps out of bed then gets a cup of coffee and drinks the cup like he does with chocolate milk. "Awwwwww, I love a good cup every morning." He laughs at his silly pun.

Then, he takes off his comfy PJs and hops in the shower. "Do I smell... shampoo? This will not do at all." He changes it to chocolate milk. "There we go!" He cleans himself and hums a little tune. He turns off the water and poofs out of the shower.

He looks at himself in the mirror. "I look gorgeous, I don`t need to change anything!" He winks at himself in the mirror and does a weird pose.

Now that his morning routine is done, he walks out the door upside-down. "Hmmm, I think I wanna go out to breakfast." He decides to walk over to his favorite restaurant Ponyrific Pancakes.

Discord waits at the table. He taps his fingers. *TAP TAP TAP* "Hi, what can I get you?" asked the pink-coated waitress She seems relatively nice and fast... so far.

"Can I get three pancakes with extra syrup please?" She smiles kindly.

"Coming right up." He sits waiting for a long time. *sighs* What's taking so long?

"Here you go, three pancakes with extra syrup!"

"It's about time that they got here." He butters his pancakes, cuts them and puts on a lot of syrup. *chewing* He finishes two and a half pancakes and then decides that he`s full. "That was delicious!"

The waitress walks back over to the table. "Have you finished your meal?" Discord nods.

"The total of the meal will be 5 bits."

"Ok!" He takes the money out of his wallet and hands it to the waitress.

"Goodbye, have a nice day!"

"You too!" Discord says. He walks out the door.

I think Ill go to Fluttershys cottage *or** I could go pranking with Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.* He ponders that for a few moments. Ill go to Fluttershys cottage. I think I`ll take a shortcut through the forest to get there.