Just Say Yes

"SUGAR CAKE Come on, It's time to go to the Night club" I heard Rainbow Dash outside of my window. I slowly awoke and rubbed my eyes.

She dragged me out of bed from my nap, Dragging me all the way to the Nightclub.

"Come on.. It's not like we're gonna get laid" I yawned as she threw me into the doors of the club, There were cute mares and stallions, Wonderful. Oh look Cider!. I ran to the bar section wide awake and gave them 5 bits for two ciders. Rainbow dash went right up to me and took a sip of her cider.

"Laid? Are you kidding me!. We are totally gonna get laid" Dash laughed

"Dash.. I was being serious. Look, you know I am not into Colts anymore Dash" I hissed

I saw dash lower her head blushing a bit, I guess she wasn't use to me only being attracted to mares. I rolled my eyes and took another sip of my cider. "Besides, look on the bright side. There are many mares here to Sugar Cake" I looked at dash furiously and looked at all the mares. "No Dash.. None of these mares are attractive to me. I need that mare of my dreams"

She looked at me with a disgusted look, I can't believe I told her I am looking for a mare that'll accept me, and wont leave me, but then I smiled a bit. "As in.. A mare who is like me and will stick to me, and maybe has a twin or two, that's a colt so we can have children"

I saw Rainbow dash give me that look again, she shook her head and took a sip of her cider, she looked at the colts then back at me. I facehoofed, Maybe it's time to mess around with her. "Hey Dash.. I love you".

I knew she would be surprised at that, She looked away. "No Dash. I'm kidding". Her face went back to normal she was blushing a bit. Did she have a crush on me or something? Or do I have that effect on ponies?.

I probably have that cute effect on ponies, not to mention, Once I had a mare in my bed that I didn't even know. The people who sneak in my house when they see me inside of it while searching. I kicked her out though. Maybe I got drunk.

As I saw Rainbow dash go dance with the colts, I finished my cider and chugged hers down. I wiped my face and asked for two more drinks, then someone challegened me to a drinking contest. I accepted and we chugged. He lost by 16 and I wont by 30.

I fell from the chair and Rainbow dash helped me up, I was barely thinking, I was dizzy, and better yet. Drunk. "Yo, Sugar Cake, You okay?" I heard her ask the question, as I was dizzy I looked at her. "Y.Yeah I am very very okay" I tried getting up in the chair but I fell backwards and fell into Rainbow Dash's arms. "Are you Drunk?" My speech was slurred so she could barely understand me. "Whatever do you mean Dash.."

She looked at me and helped me up on the chair, "You sure?" I looked at her, gulping down one more drink. After I was done I smiled "I am very sure" She looked at all the empty cups the bar tender was washing then looked back at me.

"How many drinks did you have?" I looked at her and thought, I started to laugh and then sighed. "31" I saw her face turn into a furious look but then she was surprised at the same time. "Really Sugar Cake!. You're drunk!" After hearing what she said I got up from the chair.

I walked over to the dance floor, drunk, dancing like a fool, The mares looked at me in surprise, They saw how drunk I was, Rainbow dash face hoofed and trotted down to me and grabbed me by the hoof. "Come on Sugar Cake, Time to go home!" She pulled me away and we both went home.

"That was the best night ever, The colts, mares, oh I think I found the one of my dreams already" I kept saying things that I didn't mean to say, After all I was under the influence. Rainbow dash and I entered my house and she tucked me into bed, I was laughing really hard but ran into the bathroom and threw up, Once Dash helped me clean up. She tucked me in again. "Good Night Sugar Cake" I refused to go to bed so I keep pushing the blanket off, she kept trying to keep the blanket on me, Then we had a little wrestling fight "I am not going to bed" She held me down "You need sleep You're drunk"

"I'm not drunk!" I was pushing her off, and decided to fly around my room hitting every wall She caught me "You can't even fly!, give in! GIVE IN!" Dash pulled me down to the bed slamming me, I was laughing giving her a seductive look, she looked at me in disgust "Stop it" she told me, I was laughing so hard and I sighed afterwards. "Still not drunk" Dash rollder her eyes and correctly placed me on the bed she stood over me.

"Mmm. Sexy Dashie" Rainbow dash blushed but then looked at me furiously "Shut up, I don't even like you, I am not attracted to mares at all, Now bed time" She got off and put the blanket over me, I feel asleep with my mouth open and tongue out. I didn't hear what else she said...

"Sugar Cake, I'll see you in the morning when you're NOT drunk"