Alpha, Bravo, Charlie and Fluttershy?

Bloody Ame and Fluttershy was getting close to ponyville it took them like 10 minutes to get to pony ville. The sniper saw that the place was empty no pony was around. "Umm Fluttershy why is this place empty and what happened" said the sniper. "Oh umm .................. I don't know" Fluttershy lied. "OK then" said Bloody Ame, he notice that a object or something was flying straight at him. He tried to dodge it but it hit directly at him. It made a big thud!

"Umm are you ok" said the butter yellow and pink pegasus. "What the heck is this thing.............................oh its a dead body"said the sniper as he push the body off himself. The dead body was a Russian soldier in red and black camo and was wearing a helmet and a gas mask. "WAIT A MINUTE IS THAT TAKPUPI HE'S DEAD!" yelled Bloody Ame. "He might died from that explosion that we saw that was big" said the sniper.

"I'm sorry to ask but what do we do" said Fluttershy. "..........I guess bury him or something" said Bloody Ame. "The body twitch"................
..............."What the fffffffffff... how did he survived that explosion" said the sniper. "I have blast shield which help not that much because that hurt a .... lot!" yelled TAKPUPI. The Russian tried to stand up but then face plant in the ground. "Like it can get any worst" said TAKPUPI then out of no where a arrow went into the Russian's knee. "Did u just.....the sniper said after getting interrupted by TAKPUPI which said "yes I just took an f*cking arrow to the knee. "One what is this and two I'M DONE!!!!!!!" yelled TAKPUPI...................................................