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To Serve Bronies

by Fuzzy Necromancer
Twilight Sparkle and Rarity, like all unicorns, are omnivores with a taste for certain types of meat. Fluttershy and Applejack are used to protecting non-equine critters. Two savory bronies will put friendships in jeopardy.

Norse legends tell of men sacrificing bears and bulls to unicorns to keep them from devouring human villages. Pre-equestrian legends tell of a cunning prey prized by unicorn royalty. A holiday fast, commemorating the defense of the wishing star from changeling armies, sharpens Rarity and Twilight Sparkle's appetites just as some very lost Bronycon attendees crash out of the Everfree Forest. Rainbow Dash finds herself wrenched apart by conflicting loyalties. Fluttershy gains, and loses, a pet. Applejack relates to somebody. Spike will execute a cunning scheme, but finds himself torn between the two unicorns that matter the most to him. Pinkie Pie explains why "Cupcakes" is a silly fanfic and tries to quell bloodlust with pineapple inside-out cake.
Friendships will be tested. Hearts will be broken. Secrets will be revealed. Also, magic kindergarten.

When humans come to Equestria, it's not the ponies that should be afraid.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Death
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
Suicide / Self Harm
Violence
 
TALOP

75270 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
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59 Chapters:

  1. HopeStar Night 2013-02-21 07:01:44 UTC
    2834
  2. Visitors in Everfree 2013-02-23 01:05:34 UTC
    1108
  3. Monster Hunting and Pastry Shopping 2013-02-24 06:15:03 UTC
    1295
  4. Guest in the Barn 2013-02-25 06:32:04 UTC
    571
  5. Conflicted Dragon and Personal Questions 2013-02-26 04:08:12 UTC
    2252
  6. Dumplings with Ponies and Chocolates Alone 2013-02-27 06:28:38 UTC
    1767
  7. Scooting Towards Disaster and Raise This Chicken Coop 2013-03-06 03:15:06 UTC
    1626
  8. A Taste of Humanity 2013-03-08 08:07:53 UTC
    2034
  9. Magic Kindergarten 2013-03-11 02:36:58 UTC
    1763
  10. Right Lesson, Wrong Time 2013-03-22 03:56:17 UTC
    1334
  11. Up Late With Applejack 2013-03-24 23:59:22 UTC
    2245
  12. An Important Cake Delivery 2013-03-30 05:19:09 UTC
    1923
  13. Good Morning Ponyville 2013-04-12 22:01:06 UTC
    1826
  14. Pickle Juice and Quail Eggs 2013-05-09 03:10:36 UTC
    1827
  15. Unconfirmed Party Clown Status 2013-06-10 03:58:27 UTC
    1515
  16. Research is Hungry Work 2013-07-02 02:43:27 UTC
    938
  17. Fluttershy's Fishy Business 2013-09-12 02:11:44 UTC
    1163
  18. Fullness and Hunger 2013-11-23 04:27:57 UTC
    1206
  19. Fascinating Experimentation 2013-12-29 02:08:13 UTC
    1154
  20. Party Plans and Physical Impossiblity 2014-07-10 21:49:06 UTC
    846
  21. Humans and Nature 2014-07-13 22:34:54 UTC
    1061
  22. Killing Frost and Naked Contemplation 2014-07-19 01:57:31 UTC
    1076
  23. The Hunt, The Costume, and the Numbing 2014-07-27 02:43:28 UTC
    1082
  24. Core Sample and Finger Food 2014-08-03 23:28:41 UTC
    798
  25. Nervous Dragons and Shy Humans 2014-08-14 19:14:19 UTC
    1240
  26. Twilight's Amazing Spell 2014-08-20 23:06:40 UTC
    1094
  27. Falling Out Among Non-Friends 2014-10-12 21:19:31 UTC
    1069
  28. Falling Shy and Uroc Bones 2014-10-15 00:45:33 UTC
    2082
  29. Warm Straw and Cold Fries 2014-11-17 01:40:43 UTC
    880
  30. Fresh Fish 2014-12-16 23:54:29 UTC
    986
  31. Nandi Bear and Irish Coffee 2015-01-19 06:47:04 UTC
    609
  32. Elders and a Diaper 2015-01-29 03:39:04 UTC
    1136
  33. A Human in the Hand and One in the Bush 2015-02-28 23:41:54 UTC
    869
  34. Self Control and Curry 2015-03-19 22:39:16 UTC
    1650
  35. Stranger at the Door and Chilling at the Party 2015-04-05 18:30:39 UTC
    1448
  36. Thick Liquor and Lyra Feeds 2015-05-13 02:07:42 UTC
    1229
  37. Whipped Cream Makeup and Cinnamon Styx 2015-08-31 23:25:07 UTC
    1611
  38. Dragon Meats 2015-09-30 18:24:32 UTC
    1028
  39. Icing on the Cake 2016-05-12 22:42:31 UTC
    1164
  40. The Fireworks Start 2016-06-28 23:51:34 UTC
    1264
  41. Chapter 41 2017-04-27 22:10:59 UTC
    1166
  42. Chapter 42 2017-05-28 00:08:49 UTC
    492
  43. Chapter 43 2017-06-08 23:33:47 UTC
    1029
  44. Chapter 44 2017-06-30 01:36:44 UTC
    961
  45. Chapter 45 2017-07-21 22:03:23 UTC
    1409
  46. Chapter 46 2018-04-04 02:16:58 UTC
    1388
  47. Chapter 47 2018-04-20 01:46:51 UTC
    916
  48. Chapter 48 2019-02-13 12:16:53 UTC
    1102
  49. Chapter 49 2019-02-18 02:44:11 UTC
    1220
  50. Chapter 50 2019-04-26 05:42:58 UTC
    1342
  51. Chapter 51 2019-04-27 03:04:49 UTC
    950
  52. Chapter 52 2019-04-28 06:13:24 UTC
    1046
  53. Chapter 53 2019-05-01 01:14:25 UTC
    873
  54. Chapter 54 2019-05-03 21:21:04 UTC
    1067
  55. Chapter 55 2019-05-13 23:24:59 UTC
    1023
  56. Chapter 56 2019-05-22 00:56:20 UTC
    743
  57. Chapter 57 2019-06-05 01:16:42 UTC
    1635
  58. Chapter 58 2019-06-23 01:53:11 UTC
    1718
  59. Journey's End 2019-06-28 22:36:14 UTC
    587