Prompt: Psychotic resignation letter that ships Flutterknife
Warning: Please read the title/prompt to find out what you're getting into. This is grimdark. This is CLOP.

“Oh you,” Fluttershy giggled, “You’re always saying that.” The pegasus lowered her lips to the butcher knife, kissing it gently on the handle. “I don’t know what I did to deserve a special somepony as special as you, Adrian.” She held the cutlery up to a yellow ear. After a moment a small gasp escaped her mouth and she placed a hoof to her lips. A tinge of pink colored her cheeks as she stifled another giggle. “Adrian!” she admonished, “It’s a little early in the day for that…” She winked at the knife in her hoof. “Well, if you insist…”

The yellow mare stood on her hind legs and lowered the knife to her delicate folds. Flipping the blade around to face up, she slowly slid the shiny metal inside of her marehood. A shudder ran up her body as the handle brushed against her lower lips. She bent over onto her kitchen table and began to thrust the knife rhythmically in and out with a hoof, a viscous and frothy pink mixture of blood and lust dribbling onto the floor. The foreleg supporting her upper body trembled as she sped up. Tiny squeaks escaped her mouth until she fell face-first down onto the table.

“Oh Adrian!” she cried, panting heated breaths into the wooden surface, “You’re so big!”

PS: I quit.

Author's Note

Dafuq was that? A bizarre request on skype that I couldn't not write. Figured I'd share it with you. Hopefully you laugh. If not, I really tried to warn you.