A Dash of Humanity

Alternate ending
Author’s notes: This is not my next fic (yes I am writing another one don’t know when it will be done. Hopefully it has a better response then this one did) I just felt as if it had a bittersweet ending and I wanted to end it in my special kind of way. How you ask? That’s for you to find out.
[This occurs after I break the bond on my arm but before I smash Pinkie’s head against the table]
“Oh I love it when they put up a fight” she says this while effortlessly stopping my arm with her hoof “it makes this so much more fun.” (Shit, no matter what I do I can’t stop her)
“You’re right you can’t stop me.”
“YOU CAN READ MINDS!”
“No I’ve just been doing this for so long I could tell what you were thinking.” (wait a minute I have an idea)
“Pinkie you do know there is one pony you can never turn into a cupcake.”
“Yes that would be myself.” [insert clip of the Hindenberg crash here]
“Oh I just had an idea!”
“Which would be” depression beginning to affect my tone [I have problems with depression IRL]
“I’m going to skin you alive” At hearing this the world fades into darkness

I come to on the same table but my bonds are redone and this time they are metal chains instead of leather straps
“Oh you’re back.”
“But how?”
“Twenty milliliters of concentrated adrenaline can do that to a body.”
“You really want to milk this to the end don’t you.”
“Of course I do, but before you die I will tell you one thing.”
“Which would be?”
“I know of a way to your world.”
“That isn’t possible!”
“Oh yes it is and I’m sure your family will taste just as good as you will.” (NO SHE CAN’T DO THIS I HAVE TO STOP HER. But how. I’m chained to this table, I’m missing more than a few of my organs, and the only thing keeping me alive is that adrenaline, which is, wearing off, damn it’s, getting, harder, to think)
“Oh looks like I better hurry. I used the last of the adrenaline to bring you back so once you’re gone. You’re gone.” The last thing I saw was Pinkie skipping over to the table to grab a long thin knife. “Aww, looks like I can’t skin you. Alive anyway.” she says to no one in particular “Oh well there will be plenty of other humans on your world. Yes I’m talking about you.”