Friendship Is Magic, Part 1
Miss Sparkle, sent away because
A studious unicorn she was,
Never made any friends,
Which in the end,
Set her on an interesting course.
When learning of impending doom,
She tried to warn Celly incredibly soon,
“I know what you’ll hate,
Throw me a party, and find a mate!”
Said Celly, much like a loon.
Off to Ponyville she went,
Along with Spike, who was a true gent,
But it wasn’t all fun and games,
She had a set of difficult aims,
To manage the SSC, an important event.
A crazy pink pony she met in a hurry,
For her presence filled the pony with worry.
Away she ran,
Faster than a van,
It seems she was in a hurry.
Next she inspected the food,
The whole fiasco put her in a bad mood,
"Applejack is my name"
Twilight thought "She's insane!
There's so many apples... I'm screwed."
Next they found taking a nap,
A rainbow Pegasus, the weather team cap,
Rainbow Dash was her name,
"I am the best!" She proclaimed,
But Twilight wouldn't believe that.
So in front of the onlooking crowd,
All the rainclouds away, she plowed.
"Well would you look at that,
Ten seconds flat,
Oh no, you were rained on by a cloud!"
Now she had to sort out her mane,
which had been ruined by the rain,
But a fortunate twist,
A boutique was on the list,
Regrettably, the owner was insane.
But the event itself was wracked
With chaos, Nightmare showed up with a ‘Crack’
Twilight said “I don’t like this one bit,
I give up, to hell with this shit,
End the episode, hurry, fade to black”
