Dr. Anonymous or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dash

The morning after next, Rainbow Dash awoke from her comatose state feeling sore all over. Barely pulling the covers down, she was assaulted by a pain in her shoulder and groaned. Looking around the sky blue room with fluffy clouds she first notices the giant bed she’s in. Rainbow began to fear she was captured by a giant monster. There are pictures on the wall of what appears to be some sort of hairless apes, strange machines with flashing lights of color, and other things she didn’t quite understand.

Ding! A harsh ring came from behind the only door and cold sweat started to drip from her every pore. Throwing the covers back over her head she started shaking with terror. Knock. Knock Knock. Dash was frozen in place as the door began to creak open. “You awake alien? I don’t know what you eat so I made carrot cake, since Earth horses eat carrots. I mean, I think they do but if you won’t eat it I will,” Anon said with chuckle.

“Where am I and who are you?” His laughter turned her fear into curiosity. “You’re in my sex dungeon and my name is Buster. Buster Cherry. You’re my new toy.” Anon decided to see what, if any, sense of humor this little horse had. Rainbow’s face turned red with anger. “I swear if you did anything to me while I was sleeping I’ll kill you and I’m nopony’s toy!” She tried to get up but a wave of agony seemed to wash over her face and she fell off the bed knocking her unconscious.

A couple hours later Rainbow awoke to Anon washing her in the sink. “For such a tiny creature you have a lot of spunk in you, and I’m not talking about the cream filling I stuffed in you with while you were passed out.” Raising a weak hoof to punch him, he grabbed her weak arm and held it down. “Now now, my little alien I was only joking earlier. My name is Anon and I found you when you crashed in the forest.” Running the wet cloth behind her ears she lowered her hoof. “I nursed you back to health and you’ve been asleep for two days...”

He pulled her out of the sink and toweled her off and she began to pester Anon with some questions. After finishing telling her about Earth, humans, and about a million other things, she sheepishly said “Yeah, thanks for saving me and everything. I was such an idiot. There was a Zap Apple storm and Lightning Dust said that I couldn’t clear every cloud in less than ten seconds flat.” Anon tried to interrupt her because she started to sound like a marketing executive for some shitty kid’s product but she said she would explain later. “So I performed my signature move the Sonic Rainboom but something went wrong, then I was blinded by a bright light and somehow must have ended up here.”

Brushing her slightly damp mane Anon carried her to his living room not wanting to risk her hurting herself again. Rainbow’s pot belly started to rumble and when she gave him that cute little beggar’s face his heart grew three sizes that day. “Do you have any of that cake left, I’m starving.”