Twilight Sparkle, by nature, wasn’t a very suspicious pony. She’d always been genuinely surprised when Pinkie Pie played a prank on her, but even she couldn’t help but suspect something was up when she heard inexplicable noises coming from the treehouse’s basement – gears turning, as well as a series of clicks. Spike wasn’t home, so she went down to investigate herself, expecting yet another surprise party.
Instead, she saw nothing. Looking around the room, it seemed exactly as she left it – that is to say, full of books. “Pinkie Pie?”, she asked.
“Guess again”, said another voice from behind her. Before she could turn around, Twilight felt a sharp pain in her flank and drifted out of consciousness.
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When she awoke, Twilight found herself tied up, in her own basement. She tried to remove the bonds via telekinesis, but nothing happened – her horn was covered in a magic-draining oil. But, maybe whoever had captured her wasn’t here – and this was her chance to escape. Twilight began to wiggle, to try to force herself across the floor to the door. Then perhaps she could get help.
A hoof wrapped around her before she’d barely gotten halfway across the room. After being spun around to face her captor, Twilight finally knew where it was that she recognized the voice from – it had been The Great and Powerful Trixie.
“Did you honestly think”, Trixie asked, a look of smugness on her face, “That you could hide from The Great and Powerful Trixie forever?”
“Trixie?”, asked Twilight, more surprised than worried. “What are you doing here?”
A hoof struck the purple pony in the mouth. “Twilight, you are to address The Great and Powerful Trixie by her full title.”
“Great and Powerful Trixie”, Twilight said while grimacing in both pain and disgust. “Why are you here?”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie is here for a single reason - she requires that you service her.”
Twilight only stared at her captor in confusion. Trixie only responded by smiling, and spreading her forelegs to reveal a massive and erect stallion cock.
Twilight recoiled in shock. “Trixie! What… what the hay!”
The cock-bearing pony didn’t say anything. Instead she simply pushed Twilight Sparkle flat onto her back, and pressed her muzzle into Twilight’s plump lower lips. “They taste”, she said in between slurps, “like candy.”
Despite how Great and Dexterous Trixie’s tongue was, Twilight still struggled. Maybe if she could get to a book, she could flip it open with her horn and then rub the oil on her horn off into the pages. Then she could use her magic to get away from Trixie. Still, despite her mental resistance, her body was starting to betray her. Love syrup was pooling up in her slit, and she could tell from the expression on Trixie’s face that she knew it too.
Giving Twilight only a few more licks, Trixie then lifted her head away from Twilight’s sex before guiding the tip of her phallus to the bound pony’s honeypot. “Witness the Great and Powerful Cock of Trixie!”, Trixie proclaimed as she began to thrust into Twilight.
No matter how much she wanted to escape, some bestial part of Twilight compelled her to push against Trixie, driving the Great and Powerful Stallion Cock deeper into her. Still, she knew she couldn’t lose focus. She needed to get to a book, and clean off her horn.
Trixie gave her no respite, and began to thrust even harder before a thoughtful look came onto her face. “The Great and Powerful Trixie knows a way to make this much more fun, for the both of us.”
Trixie’s horn lit up, and Twilight looked around to try to see what she’d done. There appeared beside them a gelatinous pink blob. As Trixie’s horn continued to glow, a few ropelike extensions grew out of the amorphous blob and started towards the bucking ponies.
“I’m certain you see what the Great and Powerful Trixie is planning?” was all Trixie had the chance to say before a slight pained look came onto her face. A pair of pink tentacles had slipped in between Trixie’s moist lips, while a third invaded the secret confines of her anus. As soon as she recovered, she continued to speak. “Three for Trixie. You’re a lucky pony, though. You get more.”
One slimy tentacle slipped into Twilight’s sex, Trixie smiling as the moistness cradled her stallion cock. A second entered Twilight’s anus, the pony closing one eye and grimacing as the tentacle pushed. A second tentacle then entered Twilight’s vagina as well, stretching it to its limit. Just as the shock of penetration was fading from Twilight’s face, one more tentacle slipped into her plothole.
By now, Twilight wasn’t thinking clearly at all. Trixie’s cock and a pair of tentacles were marauding her syrup hole, all three of them thrusting in and out and the tentacles changing size and shape. Two further tentacles caressed her plot from the inside, a feeling that she wasn’t used to. Still, if she could get to a book…
Trixie leaned down and pushed her tongue as deep into Twilight’s mouth as it would go. An eighth tentacles wrapping around the backs of the two ponies’ heads, pushing Trixie’s tongue in so deep that it nearly triggered Twilight’s gag reflex. She could feel an orgasm beginning to well up inside her.
Trixie lit her horn up once again, and four more tentacles moved in to rub against the ponies’ nipples. Suddenly, the tentacles – and Trixie – all pushed deeper into her, and she cried out in orgasm as best she could with Trixie’s tongue still in her.
Not 10 seconds later did Trixie withdraw her tongue and groan in orgasm. Her magic dick flooded Twilight with its magical toothpaste of love, and then she sighed once, withdrew all the tentacles, and rolled off of Twilight. Both ponies simply laid there for a while.
“Great and Powerful Trixie”, the Great and Powerful Trixie said to herself while lightly stroking her cock, “you were great.” Twilight apparently regained her senses before Trixie did – and she saw that the amorphous pink tentacle blob had reverted to an amorphous pink tentacle-less blob. Gathering up her remaining strength, Twilight threw herself at it – and her horn sunk into it, the mana-sinking oils coming off of her horn.
Trixie, seeing what was happening, tried desperately to pull Twilight out of the tentacle beast – but it was too late. Twilight had already shed the ropes binding her, and then placed a binding spell onto Trixie’s horn. A brace appeared around the base of the horn, stopping Trixie from using her own magic again.
Now panicked, the blue pony tried to run up the stairs before Twilight got revenge on her for what she’d just done. Twilight simply conjured up a length of wire for Trixie to trip on, before levitating her over to herself.
“Now, Trixie. What you’ve done wasn’t very nice at all.”
“Twilight!”, she begged. “Trixie is sorry! Let her go!”
“I think”, said Twilight, “you’re misunderstanding me. I want a turn too.”
And with that, Twilight’s horn began to glow, and with a flash of light, she grew a horsecock even larger than Trixie’s. Wrapping her forehooves around Trixie’s back, Twilight forced her tongue down into Trixie’s mouth before ramming her own enchanted phallus into Trixie’s moist sex. Trixie’s cock began to grow erect once again under Twilight’s weight – and Twilight’s horn lit up, causing Trixie’s erection to grow to an ever larger size. When it nudged against the ponies’ chins, Twilight lifted her head up to make clearance for the huge dick. It stopped growing just above Trixie’s mouth, and both ponies then began to lick the tip. Trixie shuddered in pleasure.
Twilight lit her horn up yet again, conjuring a number of magical vibrators from the ether. Stretched out by Trixie’s tentacle monster, Twilight levitated three vibrators into her toothpaste-filled hole, and another two into her plothole. Trixie’s plothole received the same treatment – two supernatural vibrators stretched her beyond her previous limit, causing her to recoil in pain, while a third vibrator found its way into her love canyon, causing Twilight to squirm in pleasure as it massaged the underside of her cock.
The sensations were too much for Twilight to bear. Her own crème-de-la-crème shot out of her otherworldly phallus, flooding Trixie’s insides. With her first male orgasm came a mental tension that caused her to push all the vibrators in deeper, before starting to withdraw them.
Twilight’s manwomanjuice and the vibrators brought Trixie to a second orgasm. She cried out as her cum-filled canyon pulsated around Twilight’s cock, and as her own dong squirted lovejuice over her face and a few of Twilight’s books lying on the ground.
Twilight didn’t even bother to withdraw her cock from Trixie, but instead lazily thrust in and out and licked Trixie’s lovejuice off of her face. Eventually, she simply rolled over onto her side.
“That was fun”, she said, exhausted. “Want to come back Wednesday?”
Trixie panted before responding. “Yeah”, she said. “The Great and Powerful Trixie might do that.”
With the two ponies lying beside each other silently, they could finally make out the curious sound of an owl masturbating.
Dicks Everywhere Interlude: The Elements of Horse Semen
Note: Dramatic Readings of the older version (without some grammatical/word choice fixes) are around on Youtube, if you'd prefer to audio to text.
In the many millennia of her life, Princess Celestia had fought numerous foes – some of the most fearsome amongst them, the Draconequi. She remembered Strife, who had caused tensions between the ponies of Europony and Damarescus to blow so long ago. She remembered Grief, who’d caused numerous plagues and riots. She remembered Murder, who’d possessed so many ponies throughout the course of history until he was finally turned to stone just two hundred years ago. She certainly remembered Discord, who’d escaped from his stone prison just recently and was only defeated once again with the help of Twilight Sparkle and her friends.
There was, however, one Draconequus which Celestia had never been able to defeat. And, curiously, that Draconequus made its home just underneath Canterlot Castle. Princess Celestia was on her way to talk to it, before a thought flashed through her mind. Twilight Sparkle and her friends had managed to defeat Discord. Maybe, with just a bit of luck, they could defeat this Draconequus as well.
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Twilight Sparkle was with her friends when she received a summons from Princess Celestia, calling them to Canterlot immediately. Rarity couldn’t contain her glee.
“Canterlot! And to think, we were just there! How wonderful to go again!”
“Rarity,” responded Twilight, “This doesn’t sound like a casual visit. Princess Celestia is obviously calling us there for something important.”
“Important or no, that doesn’t mean there’s no time for shopping afterwards! Let’s go!”
Following behind an eagerly galloping Rarity, the friends made their way to Canterlot. Upon their arrival, Princess Celestia gave them each their Element of Harmony.
“Twilight Sparkle,” said the Princess solemnly, “I’m sure you know that Discord isn’t the only Draconequus.”
“I’ve read about the others after we defeated Discord. There are four Draconequi – Discord, Strife, Grief, and Murder. Did… did one of the others break free, too?”
“No, my faithful student. There are five Draconequi. One, you won’t see in any history books – because I never defeated him. I surrendered.”
Rainbow Dash looked aghast. “You, the Princess, surrender? We’ll show this Draconequus what ponies can do!”
“I hope you can. I really do.”
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Princess Celestia lead the six friends underneath Canterlot Castle, through a network of tunnels, and finally to a simple wooden door.
“Behind this door,” said Celestia, “is the fifth Draconequus. Violation – the spirit of Sodomy. Thousands of years ago, he” – Princess Celestia was interrupted by a flash of light. Beside her, appeared the Great and Powerful Trixie.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie’s newest spell,” she said, “tells Trixie that somepony just said ‘sodomy’. Did somepony just say ‘sodomy’?”
Applejack looked at her other friends in confusion. “Now why would Trixie even have a spell for that?” she asked.
Princess Celestia turned to face Trixie. “And… who are you?”
“Don’t worry, Princess,” said Twilight. “I know her. Trixie, we’re about to battle a Draconequus. We could use your help.”
“Let nopony say that the Great and Powerful Trixie would ever back down from a test of might.”
“Actually,” said Fluttershy, “maybe it would help to wait a little bit first. I’m not quite sure that I’m ready to” – before she even finished talking, she noticed the other ponies had already opened the door and rushed beyond it. After swallowing in fear, Fluttershy followed them.
Beyond the door was a small room, approximately 20 feet by 20 feet. In the center was not a Draconequus, but rather, a pony. It was male, with a velvet-red coat and some sort of curious Sumareian-looking design instead of a cutie mark. Most noticeably, the pony was chained (albeit loosely) to each of the four corners of the room. And, oddly, despite being the deity representing Sodomy, his magical elder god penis was only about a foot long – Twilight had been able conjure much larger penises with her magic.
However, as soon as the pony noticed them, its godcock began to grow until it stretched all the way to the end of the room where Twilight and her friends stood. Unexpectedly, the godcock also became prehensile – and began to rub Celestia’s cheek.
“Ah,” the chained pony said in a voice that sounded like a whisper and yet overwhelmed the ponies with its volume. “My dear, sweet Princess Molestia. It’s” - he stopped to flash an unearthly smile – “It’s so nice of you to visit once again. And you’ve brought along some friends, too. You really are too kind” – he displayed his wicked smile once again – “for your own good.”
“Violation,” said Celestia grimly, brushing his penis aside with a forehoof. “Maybe you were the only one I couldn’t defeat before, but now I can. With the help of my student, and her friends.”
“Really. Friendship – and the Elements of Harmony.” Violation’s penis shrank until it was at its resting size of one foot. He placed his two forehooves upon his chest – and pulled them apart. There appeared a vagina, just like any mare’s – except for its size. The supernatural horse vagina was nearly two feet tall. Violation stretched it open, as his plot thickened and he took feminine facial structure. With another smile, he spoke in a seductive mare’s voice: “Take your best shot.”
The six friends lined up, and powered up their elements (while Celestia and Trixie awkwardly waited behind them). Violation simply waited while the elements were activated – and when their rainbow hit him, he simply smiled.
“Well,” he said as he returned to his previous form. “That was ineffective.”
Applejack spoke up. “Now just why in tarnation didn’t that work?”
Violation’s Penis of Olympus hyperextended once again and tussled Applejack’s hair. “Because, Applejack, I’m not disharmonious. Nightmare Moon betrayed Celestia – that’s disharmony. Discord was… Discord. You don’t need an explanation. But I’ve always been fair. I offered Celestia the chance to surrender, to keep her throne, and she took it. I said that she’d have to come down here every month so that I could… enjoy her, and have not once tried to change my terms. Now, if you actually wanted to defeat me, you’d need something like ‘The Elements of Chastity’, if those existed.”
“Not that any of you would be able to wield them,” he added with a knowing smile.
“Maybe,” said Pinkie Pie, while limboing under Violation’s god-dick. “But what you’re doing isn’t fair.”
“Isn’t fair? The Princess was late today. That isn’t fair. But she did bring you all along, so I suppose that makes up for it.”
Suddenly, the door to the room slammed shut – and Violation simply melted to free himself from the chains.
Rainbow Dash glanced at Princess Celestia. “What’s the point of keeping him chained up if he can shapeshift like that?”
Celestia sighed. “He demanded that I keep him chained up when I surrendered. He said it’s one of his fetishes.”
“Oh my,” responded Rarity.
Immediately afterwards, the puddle that was Violation spread itself out – covering the walls, floor, and ceiling of the room.
“Princess?” asked Twilight. “What’s he doing?”
Before she had the chance to respond, thousands of dicks of various sizes and colors shot out of all the surfaces in the room, and a magic-dampening field filled the whole room. Trixie was propelled into the air by the sudden emergence of ground-dicks, but managed to land her rear hooves on a pair of dicks. She flailed her forehooves around to try to stay balanced.
Pinkie Pie broke out in laughter despite all the other ponies panicking. “Look!” she said. “She’s surfing on a sea of dicks! She’s The Gnarly and Tubular Trixie!”
Prehensile dicks wrapped around each of the ponies’ legs, keeping them immobile. They began to force Rarity and Fluttershy together until the two ponies were face-to-face, their bodies pressed up against one-another.
“What’s going on?” squeaked Fluttershy, clearly panicked.
Coming from all around them, Violation’s voice responded, “Rarity and Futashy OTP.” No sooner than that was said, did Fluttershy sprout a ponydick a foot long. Violation maneuvered the two ponies until the head of Fluttershy’s dong pressed against the third-best pony’s lower lips.
Fluttershy broke into tears. “Rarity, I” – she was interrupted by Violation forcing Rarity’s marshmallow vagina all the way down Fluttershy’s Magic School Bus. Both ponies screamed, Rarity in pain and Fluttershy in pleasure.
“Who should take Rarity’s plot?” wondered Violation, before he made up his mind and his myriad dicks moved Applejack over to join the two ponies. With another one of Violation’s spells, Applejack sprouted a pair of dicks – one just above her apple-flavored ponyvag, and a second, prehensile horsedong shooting out of her apple pony butthole. Violation moved Applejack behind Rarity, ramming her regular horsecock into Rarity’s marshmallow anus. A few of Violation’s own dicks grabbed hold of Applejack’s assdick, shoving it forcefully into Fluttershy’s plothole.
Rarity screamed once again, Fluttershy groaned, and Applejack could only ask, “Now just why the hay do ah have an assdicktentacle?”
“That just makes it more fun, doesn’t it, Applejack? A better question would be why Rarity doesn’t have a penis. The answer: I forgot! Here’s one for her now!”
Just as suddenly as the other ponies, Rarity sprouted a horsecock – except, hers was different. About a foot down its shaft, it suddenly split off into three different marshmallow bendy straw penises – all of which moved to enter the three ponies’ mouths. “I can’t control it!” cried Rarity. “My Cerberus marshmallow pony penis has a mind of its own!”
Celestia, Twilight and Rainbow Dash watched in horror. Pinkie Pie began rubbing her pink Appalachian Mountains with one forehoof while jamming the other into her shiny pink pony vagoo, while Trixie managed to catch hold of a few of Violation’s dicktentacles and force them into her mystical pony genitals, plothole, and mouth.
“Look at this one,” said Violation. “Such initiative.”
Violation maneuvered Trixie over to the panicked Twilight, and a pair of dicks sprouted on the blue pony’s abdomen. “Violation?” said Trixie. “If you would?”
Violation guided Trixie’s two arcane pony pulverizers into Twilight’s fluorescent horse vagina and purple pony plothole. Trixie responded with a smile, while Twilight was clearly irritated. “Trixie!” she said. “This isn’t what I said you could come along for!”
Ignoring Twilight’s protests, Trixie simply rapidly thrust in and out of the nerdpony. By now, Rarity was also excited, moaning as she was penetrated by Fluttershy and Applejack. Applejack continued to resist, and attempted to withdraw her assdicktentacle from Fluttershy’s plot was met by a painful squeeze on said assdicktentacle by Violation’s many walldicktentacles.
Violation spoke. “That’s quite rude, Applejack. Fluttershy was enjoying that – weren’t you, Fluttershy?” Fluttershy nodded. “Then keep at it, Applejack. That’s what friends are for.”
Finally, Violation paid some attention to the resisting Rainbow Dash. “Dashie,” he said, “You’ve never had a penis, have you?”
Rainbow Dash could only gulp fearfully in response before a magically summoned candydick appeared over her other more different genitalia. Her massive candyvag destroyer was even bigger than she was – six feet long, and two across. Rainbow Dash’s entire shook with the dick-recoil of the throbbing erection. The second-best pony didn’t want to admit it, but the dick felt shamefully good. Of course, she had no idea how she’d use it – but even just the massage it was receiving from both Violation’s appropriately multicolored dongs and her own hooves felt incredible.
Violation moved the furiously masturbating Pinkie Pie over to Rainbow Dash, the rainbow pony unsure what was about to happen and the pink pony masturbating even harder. To nopony’s great surprise (in hindsight, at least) Pinkie Pie found herself the proud wielder of a giant pink ponycock stretching out 5 feet – though just a few inches in diameter.
Pinkie Pie couldn’t help but shout, “Penis Party!” as Violation gently guided the head of her penis into Rainbow Dash’s. The blue pony’s eyes went wide as her friend thrust her love sausage into Rainbow Dash’s gargantuan blue fire hydrant of a cock.
By now, all the ponies except Celestia were bucking – even Applejack and Twilight had gotten into the mood of things, and after bestowing a moderately sized horsecock upon Twilight Sparkle (which she and Trixie sucked together) Violation turned his dickvalves to the left, unleashing a cascade of horse semen.
Pinkie Pie was the most enthused of all the ponies, grabbing Violation’s wiggling dicks out of the air and shoving as many as she could into her. All of her orifices flooded with horse semen, she began bucking Rainbow Dash’s cockhole even harder. Rudely speaking with her mouth full, she joyously exclaimed, “Ith tathtes good!”
Rarity too was pleased at the chance to frolic underneath a shower of horse semen. To Applejack’s surprise, the marshmallow pony was rubbing the falling semen all over her body. Rarity caught Applejack staring at her and responded, “Why, darling, it matches my coat. Now, keep bucking!”
Fluttershy opened her mouth as wide as she could and was swallowing as much magical ponygod cum as she could. She blushed when Applejack saw her. “I… um… I think it tastes nice.”
Applejack didn’t show it in any way other than bucking harder, but the shower of horse semen drove her wild with arousal. She was just about ready to shoot her organic applesauce.
Rainbow Dash, too overwhelmed by sensation, simply laid back and smiled as she was coated with gallons of Violation’s cream cheese. Trixie grabbed hold of Twilight’s mouth, and forced it open as wide as it would go until the purple pony was nearly drowning in moisturizing dick shampoo. Moving her head over to Twilight’s, she lapped up the semen with the tongue like some sort of slut puppy.
It was only Princess Celestia who didn’t appear to be enjoying herself. She spoke – not to Violation, but rather the seven bucking ponies around here. “My little ponies,” she said, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry I tried to get you all to fight my battle for me. I was wrong to overestimate you.”
Pinkie Pie shouted from across the room, still bucking Rainbow Dash’s cockhole as hard as she could. “Don’t be sorry, silly! This is the most fun I’ve had in my life!”
Swallowing all the semen in her mouth, Twilight turned to face the Princess. “Princess,” she spoke, her words interspersed with sexy pony groans, “You weren’t wrong to bring us here. I’m your student – and your friend – and I would do anything for you. Friends have to take risks for each other, to help each other out.”
Twilight was cut short by the feeling of her own horse semen starting to rise from her dick. Grabbing Trixie, she forced the best pony’s head down onto her cock and came into her mouth. Trixie swallowed what she could of Twilight’s gushing love serum, but Twilight noticed something curious – that small amount that Trixie didn’t swallow wasn’t the color of marshmallows. Instead, it was the color of rainbows.
Applejack spoke up, as well. “Twilight’s right. Friends help each other out. That’s what they’re for.” And, just as suddenly as she finished speaking, orgasm overtook her. Shoving a forehoof as far into her applevag as she could, her cock began pulsating as it shot spicy rainbows into Rarity’s butt. Her entire assdicktentacle shook as it poured similar rainbow semen deep into Fluttershy’s plothole. Applejack smiled as her dicks began to go flaccid.
Fluttershy spoke next. “Princess, Applejack is right. We’re Twilight’s friends, and we’ll follow her – and you – anywhere.” Fluttershy’s friendshipgasm filled Rarity’s marshmallow pony vagina with a helping of rainbows, and the yellow pony laid back on a cushion of erect jizzing horsedicks as her erection too faded away.
Hugging the two ponies that had just been violating her two holes, Rarity was the next to speak. “Princess Celestia, we’ll always be beside you.” Rarity shuddered as her three-pronged tridentcock sprayed rainbow semen onto not just her face, but also soaked the faces of both Fluttershy and Applejack until they were completely covered in rainbow donut glaze.
Trixie spoke nonchalantly as she continued to buck Twilight. “Whatever,” she said. “Trixie is just here because she wanted to buck Twilight.” Rainbows shot out of her pair of stallion cocks, filling Twilight’s insides to the brim and then spilling onto the ground and dicks below them.
“Princess,” said Rainbow Dash. “You know that I’m the Element of Loyalty. For your sake, I’d go up against any enemy.” Rainbow Dash’s rainbow cock shot rainbow cum at such a great velocity, that it blew Pinkie Pie off her and into the air.
“Whoopie!” shouted Pinkie Pie as she came rainbows in mid-air, propelling herself around the room with the multicolored horse semen. The pink pony’s flight pattern almost made her look like a cruise missile, if the cruise missile was actually a pony and also had a dick.
With all the friends and the best pony having horsegasmed, their rainbow semen congealed into a sphere into the center of the room. A fearful, “No!” from Violation was all that the ponies heard before their semen bowling ball exploded, coating all of Violation’s dicks in rainbows and turning them into stone.
After carefully crawling down from what had become a hedgemaze of flailing stone erections, the 7 sex-exhausted ponies stood before Celestia.
“It’s too bad Violation turned to stone,” remarked Trixie. “What Trixie is saying is that he was a god that could turn into dicks.” She sighed, a look of remembrance in her eyes. “What a great role model.”
“Quit it, Trixie,” reprimanded Twilight. “Princess, we’re honored to have helped.” All the other ponies nodded in agreement.
“Well then,” said Celestia, “Let’s get going. There's no use in standing around.”
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A year later, a political scandal ensued when reporters found a room full of stone dicks underneath Canterlot Castle.
Dicks Everywhere 2: Penile Palooza
It was cold, and Rarity had taken all the covers for herself. Rainbow Dash couldn’t believe it – but, in the entirety of Carousel Boutique, Rarity had only a single blanket. Rainbow Dash had come in earlier during the day to get her flightsuit repaired, and the sun had already set by the time Rarity was finished.
While most ponies getting clothes repaired would simply go home and pick them up the next day, Rainbow Dash didn’t trust Rarity to just repair her flightsuit – leave a designer alone for too long, and she’d try her hooves at beautifying anything. Fearing that her flightsuit might end up too frilly, the rainbow-colored pony elected to stay and keep an eye on Rarity. Come nightfall, the friends figured that Rainbow Dash may as well spend the night with Rarity, so as to avoid the pain of flying at night.
Rainbow Dash was having a bit of difficult falling asleep – she wasn’t used to beds, just clouds. It looked like Rarity had already fallen asleep, and she was now pressing herself up against Rainbow Dash. This was going to be a sleepless night, for sure. Ten minutes later, Rainbow Dash had nearly managed to fall asleep before she felt something pressing into her back. Only after opening her eyes and turning around to push Rarity a distance away did she notice what it was – a massive horse dick nearly a foot and a half long.
It couldn’t be real, could it? Tentatively, Rainbow Dash poked it. Chances were Rarity was just trying to get back at her for the prank she’d played a few days back. But, as Rainbow Dash’s forehoof grazed the gargantuan cock, she could have sworn she saw Rarity squirm. No, thought the blue pony. It must have been my imagination. She touched the pole once more, just to be certain.
This time, Rarity’s eyes shot open. “Rainbow Dash!”, she yelled. “Now, just what do you think you’re doing?!”
“I… uh… it’s real? I wasn’t sure.”
Flustered, Rarity responded. “Why, darling! Just because I’m a lady, doesn’t mean that I don’t have a penis!”
Rainbow Dash ran a hoof down the cock. It definitely was attached to Rarity. The toothpaste-white pony blushed.
“Yes, Rainbow”, she said. “It’s real. Now, if you would be so kind as to stop that?”
A mischievous grin dawned upon Rainbow Dash’s face before her head lunged at the cock, taking a full half of it into her mouth. Rarity’s jaw dropped in shock before her expression changed instead into a smile. “That”, she said to the pony sucking on her marecock, “is just fine as well. Just fine, darling.”
Rarity felt great. She moved her friend’s forehooves onto the bottom half of her meatrod, before laying back in bliss. She hadn’t expected that Rainbow Dash would be able to work such wonders with her tongue, and the sensations were growing a bit too much. Rainbow Dash herself was leaking maple syrup from her candyhole, and removed one of her forehooves from Rarity’s monster dong so she could rub herself.
Rainbow Dash slowly lifted her head off Rarity’s ramrod while delicately going over the bottom of the shaft with her tongue. Rarity squeed in bliss.
“Rarity”, said Rainbow Dash, spreading the curtains to her tunnel of love as she lay on her back. “Put it in me.”
Guiding her cuntcrusher into position, Rarity exhaled happily. “If you buck as well as you fellate, dear, I can forget about trying to nab a prince’s plothole.”
Rainbow Dash grunted as the fashionista pony’s wrecking ball plowed into her sugary insides. Rarity only had time to thrust in and out once before a noise made her jump back in shock.
“Hi, Rarity!”, said a voice behind her. “I’m glad to see you’re still awake; I just got word from Princess Celestia that I’m needed in Canterlot tomorrow, and I was hoping you could fix this hole in my dress? It looks like some worms got to it – don’t worry, I’ll pay you double, and –”
The newly arrived purple pony suddenly stopped talking. “Oh my”, she said before starting to back out of the room. “I guess I shouldn’t teleport directly into your room next time.”
Rainbow Dash hid under the blanket while Rarity turned around and looked at Twilight sheepishly.
“Uh, yeah.” was all Rarity could think of to say. After a few seconds of silence, she continued: “You could just leave your dress on that counter; I’ll get to it soon. It’s just that right now… I’m a little busy.”
“Okay, Rarity”, acknowledged Twilight cheerily as ever as she levitated her dress over to the counter that Rarity had pointed out. “I’ll pick it up in the morning, okay?”
“Yes, Twilight! Goodbye!”, screeched Rarity.
Twilight’s horn lit up as she began to cast a teleport spell. Finally peeking out from under the covers, Rainbow Dash yelled. “Twilight! You can’t just barge into something like this and leave like nothing happened! Get over here!”
The magic in Twilight’s horn faded. “Are you sure, Rainbow Dash? Rarity?”
Rainbow Dash nodded. Rarity looked at Rainbow Dash, and then at Twilight before speaking. “Well”, she said, “I suppose more friends more fun. Come on, Twilight.”
“I thought you’d never ask”, responded Twilight before climbing into Rarity’s bed. Rarity smiled at her before inserting her cement roller back into Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash smiled, but Twilight telekinetically pulled Rainbow Dash’s mouth open.
“How big a horsecock do you want?”, asked Twilight as a magical dick 12 inches long sprouted from her nether regions. “Tell me if that’s too big for you.”
Rainbow Dash tried to speak, but Twilight’s telekinesis was still forcing her mouth open. “Not big enough?”, asked Twilight. “No worries.”
Twilight’s horn glowed yet again as her cock extended to be nearly two feet in length. Straddling Rainbow Dash’s face, she forced her entire purple sparkle penis down the blue pony’s throat. Rainbow Dash gagged audibly as Rarity continued to pound away, letting a squeal escape her with every stroke.
While she continued to ravage the struggling Rainbow Dash’s mouth, Twilight Sparkle felt something press up against the Bag of Holding that was her sparkly purple pony vagina. If Rarity was in front of her, then who would be behind her, unless it was…
Twilight saw Trixie looking at her with the most douchetastic grin imaginable. “Twilight”, she said calmly. “The Great and Powerful Trixie figured she’d scry a bit to see what you were up to – and you went to something like this without telling Trixie? How shameful.”
Trixie’s five-dollar footlong found its way into Twilight’s moist Indus Valley, and began to pound away, making Twilight’s thrusts into Rainbow’s mouth spastic. The gagged pony had a look of panic of her eyes.
“Trixie recognizes these lesser ponies. The brutish blue one, and the prissy white one.”
Ignoring Trixie, Twilight continued to pound away into Rainbow Dash while Rarity gave Trixie a look of “What the hell are you doing in my house” – Trixie simply continued to grin and make laser sounds with her mouth as her marine frigate docked with Twilight Sparkle’s mothership, readying itself for troop deployment. Trixie lit up her horn, causing a large rubber horsecock to appear near her – nearly six inches in diameter.
“For you, blue pony”, said Trixie matter-of-factly as she floated the artificial appendage over to Rainbow Dash’s anus. “A plot device.”
Rainbow Dash winced in pain as the massive dildo the size of the sun penetrated her Venetian Canal. Rarity yelped as Rainbow’s sudden movement brought her to orgasm, her organ gun firing rapid bursts of authentic Mexican-style sour cream into Rainbow Dash. Yawning, the marshmallow pony lay down on the floor. “Would you ponies take it from here?”, she asked. “I still need to get some sleep.”
Rainbow Dash choked as bursts of Twilight’s unborn fillies made their way down her throat. Finally, Twilight pulled out. Rainbow Dash coughed up some of Twilight’s seed before speaking – “Ow, buck”, she said before coughing again. “I was about to pass out.”
Ignoring the two ponies that had left their mini-orgy, Trixie continued to pound into Twilight with all her might. Lighting up her horn, she expanded the size of her mammoth erection until Twilight’s wind tunnel of a vagina was stretched to its limits. Only then did the obviously best pony allow herself to ejaculate, the plague of locusts that was her semen of fury moving through Twilight’s horse vagina.
A few minutes later, and Twilight and Trixie found themselves asleep as well. Only Rainbow Dash was still up, trying to decide which ponycock to jam into herself first.
