Every clopfic ever.

Twilight was in her library one day. Spike was away on vacation so she had the whole library to herself. She called Pinkie over to organize the library. When Pinkie got there, she did something suggestive then she and twilight had sex. Discord showed up and started staring. Pinkie Pie asked. "Do you want in Mr.Grumpypants?" Twilight immediately started getting pounded by discord up the ass. Then the princess version of Twilight walked in and stared. After that, the rest of the mane six showed up. They all started having an eight-some. Then Princess Molestia walked in and started molesting each of them with magic. They all came and the library exploded.

The End!