Every clopfic ever.

by RainbowBlitz8407

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 474

A joke fanfic that pokes fun a clopfics.

A joke fanfic that pokes fun a clopfics. It will be horrible….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-06 03:47:32 UTC

This a chapter about sex.

Twilight was in her library one day. Spike was away on vacation so she had the whole library to herself. She called Pinkie over to organize the library. When Pinkie got there, she did something suggestive then she and twilight had sex. Discord showed up and started staring. Pinkie Pie asked. "Do you want in Mr.Grumpypants?" Twilight immediately started getting pounded by discord up the ass. Then the princess version of Twilight walked in and stared. After that, the rest of the mane six showed up. They all started having an eight-some. Then Princess Molestia walked in and started molesting each of them with magic. They all came and the library exploded.

The End!

This is the chapter about the reprecusions of the sex

After everybody got home, a magical fairy appeared out of nowhere to everyone's houses, one by one. She told each of them the same thing... "YOU HAD A SEXY ORGY SO YOU ARE NOW PREGGERS WITH BABBIES AND WILL HAVE A STUPID RETARDED PONY BABBY AND A SMART CRIPPLE ASSHOLE!"

"Ohnoes!" the Twilights said. "IF PRINCESS CELESTIA FINDS OUT SHE'LL... SHE'LL.. SUMMON MOLESTIA TO MOLEST US AND OUR BABBIES!" The Twilights then murderised Celestia and buried her in a ditch. Everypony(yes, I did that) else was happy they were having babbies and then the had a babby shower and then during it it rained but the rain was babbies. "OMG WE HAVE TONS OF BABBIES YEY YEY YEEEEEEY!" Pinkie Pie said. They had millions of babbies.

This is a chapter about rape

After the ponies had there babbies, they were really busy taking care of them. Then a random pony came to each of their houses and raped them and the babbies. "Oh no!" All the adult ponies said. They didn't want them or their babbies raped. Then, Applejack decided to bite his dick off. After that, he murderised Applejack but he didn't rape any more... Then Celestia came and was like "Awwww HELLL naw! You don't gonna rape any of my little ponies". "You know what this means?" she asked. " It means... TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAH! BEEEYOTCH!" And then all the ponies lived in peace. For now, atleast....

This is a chapter about Nicolas Cage

One day, Nicholas Cage smoked so much weed, he ended up in Equestria. He met Fluttershy and became friends. However, he destroyed her bee hive and then she hated him. In his anger he raped her. He then found all her friends and raped each and everyone. Soon after, he banged everypony in Equestria, except for SunButt. He found her and attempted to rape her. However, she teleported behind him and shoved her dick inside him. Her dick was so big that it tore him apart. And then he woke up, with his ass sore.