CELTZIA FROM HER CASHTLE

by LordSteeve

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 973

A true story based upon true facts based upon YouTube

Celtzia is feeling all fun tonight.

(I have no idea why I made this)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-23 02:18:52 UTC

CELTZIA SAVES THE EQUINE HUMANS

CELTZIA FROM HER CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One day CELTZIAAAA was jus walking down the STREET at 120 miles per square foot an HOOOUUUR. Because she was obviously transporting herself from her CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHITHOLE. And then TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACLIT was like, "Hey CEEEEEEEEEELTZIA areyoufromyour CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOLE? Can you maybe spot me a cup of SHOVE YOUR HOOF UP MY-" then Rambo Dos was like "YE!" But then TACLITHOLE was from her SHE GOT NEW WIIIIINGS. Then TWACLOPSALOT said "Ey boi we goin smokey a cocaine blunt force trauma accident wanna join in on the banging?" And FLUTTSHIT was like "Hey hey hey! Stay outta my-" BUT THEN I CUT HER FROM THE STORY BECAUSE COPYRIGHT 2012-20FOREVER @MLP #Soniclikeyaknogoesdown2radioshackNNNGetsfoocomponents @Twitter uploaded via Facebook uploader app for Android RAZR phone for HD FlipVideo Camera Video/Audio Recorder Standard Set.

NOW LET'S PRETEND THERE'S A TRACK, SO LET'S GET BACK ON IT.

Then the TWITLOT was all up in Dosh's grillz sayin, "WANNABANG?" And then Doshikins 2.0 was ups in the hiz-house saying, "No TWITIFAGET, I'm British and Italian so I don't do lesbian stuff so if you'd kindly back off I'd not Sonic Rainboom on your face." BUT THEN I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS ABOUT CELTZIA SO SHE SAID ALL THAT:

Then the TWITLOT CELTZIA was all up in Dosh's grillz sayin, "WANNABANG?" And then Doshikins 2.0 was ups in the hiz-house saying, "No TWITIFAGET CELTZAAAA, I'm British and Italian so I don't do lesbian stuff so if you'd kindly back off I'd not Sonic Rainboom on your face. Yes." BUT THEN I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS ABOUT CELTZIA SO SHE SAID ALL THAT:

And then some time paradox shit happens and we all die. But I'm the Author of this piece of crap so I can do whatever the hell I want so:

One day CELTZIAAAA was jus walking down the STREET at 120 miles per square foot an HOOOUUUR. Because she was obviously transporting herself from her CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHITHOLE. And then TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACLIT was like, "Hey CEEEEEEEEEELTZIA areyoufromyour CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOLE? Can you maybe spot me a cup of SHOVE YOUR HOOF UP MY-" then Rambo Dos was like "YE!" But then TACLITHOLE was from her SHE GOT NEW WIIIIINGS. Then TWACLOPSALOT said "Ey boi we goin smokey a cocaine blunt force trauma accident wanna join in on the banging?" And FLUTTSHIT was like "Hey hey hey! Stay outta my-" BUT THEN I CUT HER FROM THE STORY BECAUSE COPYRIGHT 2012-20FOREVER @MLP #Soniclikeyaknogoesdown2radioshackNNNGetsfoocomponents @Twitter uploaded via Facebook uploader app for Android RAZR phone for HD FlipVideo Camera Video/Audio Recorder Standard Set.

NOW LET'S PRETEND THERE'S A TRACK, SO LET'S GET BACK ON IT.

Then the TWITLOT was all up in Dosh's grillz sayin, "WANNABANG?" And then Doshikins 2.0 was ups in the hiz-house saying, "No TWITIFAGET, I'm British and Italian so I don't do lesbian stuff so if you'd kindly back off I'd not Sonic Rainboom on your face." BUT THEN I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS ABOUT CELTZIA SO SHE SAID ALL THAT:

Then the TWITLOT CELTZIA was all up in Dosh's grillz sayin, "WANNABANG?" And then Doshikins 2.0 was ups in the hiz-house saying, "No TWITIFAGET CELTZAAAA, I'm British and Italian so I don't do lesbian stuff so if you'd kindly back off I'd not Sonic Rainboom on your face. Yes." BUT THEN I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS ABOUT CELTZIA SO SHE SAID ALL THAT: Celestia was walking down the street of her beloved city, Canterlot, at a slow pace, enjoying the scenery and watching her faithful subjects trot merrily through the city, enjoying their lives.

BUT THEN THIS IS ALL A COMEMEMY so I'm gonna go back on my word (Wherever that was) and fuck shit up.

CELTZETZIA was walking down the ROOOOOAD of RACKINESSSSSSSSS to save the EQUINE FERAL TEMPERATURES OF HUMANITY SO SHE WILL REDEEM HERSELF FOR LORD ROXAS. So she walked a few feet down the road, fought a giant demon, blew up the world about 34,210 times, took 59,000,000,000,000 episodes to power up to Super Saiyaner Fighter Princess 91,204,518,192,578,100,500.51 x 1 to the power of ten trillion divided by the square root of 122, saved the galaxy, went to a dungeon for a while, met an evil frog, stomped on it, got a life as an executioner, murdered millions, then eventually went back, vanquished the demon, made a few shitty fan fictions,ran the Tesela run in 12 parsecs, made a bunch of references to other things that are not hers, saved the world after she rebuilt it, fought a raptor possessed by Jesus, then became Princess again.

After the fight was over and the pants were dead, she took a long nap. A long, well deserved nap...

But then she woke up all fancy like because she was using a new font because she was bored. She walked down the steps, typed 90 words a minute, and took a cup of tea. Making sure to add a lemon to the cup, she took a sip and it tasted like utter crap so she went back to a new font.

After a while of saying "Fuck" constantly as she rolled herself down the stairwell, she made it to the court room where her supervisors were waiting. She addressed the court but was pelted by rotten tomatoes and potatoes and paper bags full of vomit and shitty fan fictions and 4chan clover leafs.

Then she saved the equine humans by sacrificing herself to them in a holy ceremony that was produced and copyrighted by Michael Bay, co-starring Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson. Actually, they were more or less anthropomorphic beings, you know, those things.

JUST KIDDING, NONE OF THIS HAPPENED AND CELTZIA NEVER MADE IT OUT OF THE CELLAR OF BROKEN BONDS AND STUFF SO SHE DIED ALONE AND WITHOUT STUFF SO THE END.

Bring on the reviews, my body is ready.