A new kind of milking

I lay on the ground grieving in pain. Whatever the hell she was doing just there was fine, well sort of. But did she really have to boot my nose?

I grimaced in pain as I grabbed my nose between my thumb and my index finger and snapped it back into place, letting out a roar of pain as I did it. After my nose was back in place I just lay there, holding my bloodied hands over my blood ridden face.

“Oh my gosh… I’m so sorry” she apologized. I groaned in reply. “How bad is it?” she asked, and I chuckled from the question.

“My nose is broken” I laughed as I took my hands away from my face. Christ this hurt like a son of a bitch. “Oh my goddess… will you be okay?” she asked as she leaned down to inspect my nose further.

I staggered up to my feet and nodded. “Yeah I’ll be fine…looks like it will be a light trip back” I commented as I noticed that in her spasm she had knocked over the milk canister, soaking herself in the process. She blushed furiously and tried to cover it up.

“Do you have Advil back at your place?” I asked and she raised an eyebrow in curiosity. “Painkillers?” I asked then she nodded. I walked over to the milk canister and picked it up. I wasn’t even going to ask what had gotten into her. If she was a human then I would know what she was doing but she was a pony so I didn’t know if that was typical behaviour when they got milked.

I gave her a nod and we began to walk back to her place. The sun was setting and it gave the forest around us a beautiful shading. Leaves blew along the trail as we continued on through the forest and finally reached the city streets again.

As we continued on I noticed that no other pony had large breasts like hers, not that I was looking but I realized that she was different in that particular way. “Are you the only one with these kinds of…” I trailed off but she shook her head.

“No, cows have large utters too” she informed me. I wanted to face palm. “I meant, are you the only pony?” I asked and she nodded.

“From what I know… yes. I’m not exactly sure why I have them and no-pony else has this size but well you know…” she trailed off and I nodded, getting the idea of what she was saying.

We walked up to a large apartment building and we both entered it. As we entered the stairwell I looked over to her. She was trotting along fine now, her breasts not giving her too much trouble.

“Doesn’t this place have an elevator?” I asked and she chuckled. “Yeah it does, but it broke down two months ago and no-pony has fixed it” she told me. I let out a laugh from the humor of it.

We finally reached the eighth floor then proceeded to the very end of the hallway until we reached her room. She unlocked the door and let me in. It was a stylish place, so to speak. There was a kitchen right beside the front door and if you walked straight in you would find yourself in a living room.

A few windows in the living room overlooked the city and there was a door that led to the balcony. I closed the door behind me and followed her inside. There was a small hallway and from what I could tell there were two bedrooms and a bathroom.

She opened the doors to one of the bedrooms and revealed it to actually be a small room with milking hoses. She placed her milk crates and bottles in the room and I placed the milk canister in there as well.

“I need to take a shower. The painkillers are in the cupboards above the fridge in the kitchen” she told me then trotted off towards the washroom. As she trotted away I found myself staring at her supple flank, it had a heavy sway to it that memorized me and I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

“You need something?” she asked as she turned to find me looking at her. I shook off the thoughts that were running through my head and nodded. “Uh… do you have anything to drink?” I asked and she nodded.

“I wouldn’t drink the water straight from the tap but I have Sparkle Cola in the fridge, help yourself” she informed me then trotted into the bathroom and closed the door behind her.

‘Damn, I was sort of hoping she’d have beer… or maybe vodka or something’ I thought to myself as I walked into the kitchen. I immediately opened the cupboards and found a pill bottle. It had to be painkillers because there were no other pill bottles in the cupboards.

The label read ‘Admill’ and the pills were red. ‘Rip off of Advil if I’ve ever seen it’ I thought to myself and downed two pills then placed the pill bottle back in the cupboards. I opened the fridge to look for the soda. They weren’t in can but rather the soda was in glass bottles.

I grabbed one and tried to open it but found that it wasn’t twist off. I closed the fridge then began to search for a bottle opener. She had to have one lying around somewhere. I searched through the drawers but couldn’t find any.

I sighed to myself then popped the cap off using the counter’s edge. I took a sip and it tasted kind of like Coca-Cola. I continued to drink the beverage and decided to explore the living room. My nose had stopped bleeding but still hurt pretty bad.

There was no television but there was a radio. I flicked it on and it was the news. I decided not to screw with her radio and turned it back off. I opened one of the living room cupboards, revealing a television.

“Ah… here we go” I said then grabbed the remote off the top of the television. I sat down on the couch which felt rather uncomfortable like something was poking at me. I flicked on the television and surfed through the channels.

It was mostly crap: dramas, documentaries, interviews, the news etc. I began to surf into the higher channels when suddenly an explicit channel came on.

“Oh yes… yes just like that… oh yeah buck me” screamed a mare as she rode a stallion in cowgirl position. “Ech” I muttered then switched the channel. I quickly surfed down the channels looking for something more my style.

“Why aren’t there any cool TV shows like Sons of guns or Duck Dynasty?” I muttered to myself. The comfortableness of the couch continued to irritate me and I sat up then pulled off the cushion to see what was poking at me. There, lying underneath the cushion, was an eleven inch dildo, shaped like a horse cock.

“Ech” I grunted then quickly placed the cushion back over it before sitting on the other side of the couch. ‘A woman err mare has needs I guess’ I thought to myself as I sat on the other side of the couch and began to watch some kids TV show.

Soon Milky Way came out of the washroom, a towel wrapped around her head to help dry her pretty blue mane.

“Would you like to take a shower?” she asked and I shrugged, I probably could do with a wash. “Your boyfriend won’t mind?” I asked and she scrunched her nose. “You mean Coltfriend?” she asked and I nodded.

“I don’t currently have one. Actually I never really did, they just sort of come and go. They don’t really care for me just my… well you know” she told me and I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, guys are one minded sometimes” I chuckled and she tilted her head to the side.

“Well you don’t appear to be one minded” she told me and I sighed. “Yeah, but I guess that’s what makes me different” I chuckled then stood up and walked into the washroom.

I let out a tired sigh as I closed the door behind me. I looked to see that the washroom was quite fancy. I readied a towel to use for after I took my shower then slipped off all my clothes.

I entered the shower and turned on the nozzle. I was splashed with a constant spray of water, though I had to kneel down somewhat due to the fact that it was made for ponies, not humans.

I continued to wash myself off then looked to see what she had to shampoo my shaggy hair. I found some fancy looking shampoo bottle and began to shampoo my hair. As I caressed my hair the annoying little voice returned.

‘Well you really have outdone yourself this time John’ he scolded me. “How?” I asked and the voice chuckled. ‘Oh please John, don’t act stupid. You know as well as I do that she was getting off on you’ he told me then my mind was flooded with the memory of that musky smell and her rubbing herself up against my shoulder. And the unforgettable moans.

I found myself getting an erection and cursed myself for getting aroused over the thought of a pony. “Hey knock it off” I told my conscious, knowing that he was probably behind this.

He laughed to himself. ‘Oh poor John. You have the whole plot right in front of you yet you’re so blind you can’t even see it for yourself’ he told me.

“Hey, I don’t like her… not in that way. She’s a nice young mare with a bright future ahead of her and she doesn’t need someone like me in her life” I yelled at my conscious but made sure I didn’t yell too loud.

‘Well maybe you should ask her yourself’ he told me as he flooded my mind with dirty thoughts of Milky Way. “Screw you” I told him and he chuckled again. ‘Johnny, Johnny, Johnny… I’m disappointed in you. If it was some girl back on earth you’d probably be rutting her like a wild animal’ my conscious told me.

“Yeah but at least girls back on earth were my own species. I mean Milky Way isn’t even my type” I told him and he laughed. ‘You’ve got no type Johnny’ he laughed and I curled my lips in anger. ‘Well Johnny you best be going. You’ve spent the last twenty minutes in the shower’ he told me then I realized he was right.

I quickly turned off the shower nozzles and grabbed the towel before I began to dry myself off. Then I realized that the towel was too small to wrap around my entire waist. I groaned to myself as I dried myself off, not able to fully cover my waist with the towel.

I walked over to the mirror and looked at myself. “Damn… I bet everyone wants a piece of you, handsome devil” I told myself in the mirror and flexed my biceps in a pose, showing off to myself.

I still had a boner but it didn’t bother me. I pretended like I was Arnold Schwarzenegger during the Mr. Olympia contest and began to do muscular poses. ‘Like I said, even with the picture right in front of you’ my conscious told me.

That’s when I clued in. I didn’t need to wipe off the condensation on the mirror from the hot steamy shower because there was none. I frowned then a breeze of air blew past me and I looked over to the door. I saw a blue mane quickly disappear from behind the opened door.

Hadn’t I closed it before I got in? Well regardless I guess Milky Way got quite a show. I looked to my dirty clothes. I stepped over to the door. “Hey… uhh, whatta yah want me to do with my dirty laundry?” I asked.

Her voice called out from the living room. “Oh just put it in the washing machine” she told me. I nodded to myself and tossed my load into the washer then grabbed a second towel and wrapped the two together to cover my waist.

I turned on the washing machine and walked out into the living room where Milky Way sat watching television, something about a zebra tribe or something. She looked over to me and blushed.

“I have a robe that might fit you…but it might be a little tight” she said and quickly trotted off into her room then soon returned with a robe. Like she said, it would fit be but it would be a little tight. She handed it over to me and I quickly slipped it on, it covered most of my body, ending just above my knees.

“Thanks” I said, thanking her for the robe. “Oh it’s nothing really” she said. I took off the wet towels from underneath my robe and she blushed. I couldn’t help but to blush back, it was a little strange feeling this naked around her but the feeling soon passed as I went back into the washroom and hung the towels up before returning to the living room.

She was sitting on the far end of the couch, leaving me with the dildo side. ‘Dammit’ I thought to myself as I sat down but I didn’t feel the dildo’s presence underneath the cushion.

I quickly forgot about the whole dildo thing as we began to watch some TV movie about some ponies on an African safari, or whatever Africa is called in this world.