The Power of the Dragon
Being a Dragon Just Got a Lot More Complicated Part Two: Douple Crap!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterHey everyone, here’s the second part. Please review and tell me what you think.
But before that I wish to say a few things to clear up some things and kinda of a update I hope will be for the better. As you all probably know by now I have the tendency to update my stories between months and that kinda ticks people off, I don’t blame you guys but please understand that I don’t have much free time since I have a full-time job and going to school at the same time so I have to juggle my free time with other stuff I either need to do or want to do. But I think I figure out a short cut that won’t hurt my stories in the slightest and still be able to update them a hell of a lot faster. I’m trying to do a 30,000 word chapter limit of each chapter, meaning I won’t go over or try not to go over 30,000 words. Now many of you would ask ‘why not make a 6,000 or less limit chapter’ thing instead of the mention before? The thing is I can’t do 10,000 or less cause I try to put so much exposition, character time, explanations, and other shit in equal space and I can’t do that with that low of a setting but I can with the 30,000 word limit. I will agree it would be manageable and would have less mistakes but I feel as if I would rush it and forget critical parts of the chapter that needs to tie in the story for the short and long term deals. So there’s that. Another is that you guys may be wondering what the fuck was I thinking making my other story? Tell me this, how many of the stories I’ve written have you seen out there that have OC’s and characters from different genres that wasn’t either a pony of some kind, a popular character from some game/movie/cartoon/etc. with the settings I place, or a human regardless if they had power/abilities or not? I’m guessing not that many, which is why I made these stories.
There’s a shit load of Pony OC’s and HiE stories by the thousands out there, many are damn good and I have nothing against any writer who wish to make them, but about what, a few dozen about dragons at best? And before you say anything, Spike is a establish dragon character, so he doesn’t really count as far as what I’m talking about. And a hell of a lot less with the other main character I’m using in my other story. So yeah, I might be fucked up in the head…which I am but that’s beside the point, I make stories you don’t see every day that I hope opens new doors to broaden our imagination and take us further…or I’m just trying to do something different that someone hasn’t done yet, either or is fine with me. The point is that I won’t write a HiE or Pony OC story, again not saying there bad idea’s just been done, though I have been juggling with the idea of making a few HiE stories with each of them having something a bit different or I hope so in term of how my messed up mind works. But I won’t work on one till I have at least one of these stories half way or nearly done, whatever comes first.
So with that all being said I hope this clears up a few things and with my mind set on how to fully utilizes my time for the chapter and what I can place properly in each one I hope each chapter will come sooner than before. Thank you for your time and enjoy this chapter, again please review, favorite, or whatever letting me know what you think.
BEING A DRAGON JUST GOT A LOT MORE COMPLICATED PART TWO: DOUBLE CRAP!
It was a beautiful day as Samson and the others were on a train heading to Canterlot to meet with Princess Celestia and Luna. They wanted to meet Samson in person after hearing about his heroic deeds of saving Ponyville twice. Twilight had written a letter to Celestia about Samson the day after the Bat Creatures attack Ponyville but both Princesses had duties they couldn’t pass over. So when they had free time they ask Twilight to bring Samson to them. Of course Samson agrees being curious as to what the Princesses will be like, rulers of peace, wisdom, grace, and beauty or plain old bitches. But being how this world is the later was pretty much was not going to happen. The train ride was a nice one as only Samson, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash were on the train right now while Spike stayed back in Ponyville saying he needed to practice more on being a awesome dragon like Samson. Applejack’s family volunteer to look after him while they were away. It’s been two days since the party and Samson was fully healed so he decided to train a little with Spike on using fire. Spike already had the basic knowledge of using it but since Dragon Fire can be used in many ways he thought it would be cool to show him how to make a fire ball. Needless to say a swarm of angry wasps didn’t take to kindly to Spike’s lousy aiming and go for the one place that would hurt like fucking hell to any creature even a dragon.
Right in the eyeballs.
But thankfully after Fluttershy calmed the wasps and reinsure them that their nest will be replaced things pretty must were good. But Samson couldn’t stop thinking what Avache said the night of the party. His words still loom within his mind as it was eating at him. He knows his method of handling threats was gruesome and barbaric but it just seems so right to him. He was puzzled why it never bothered him when he killed a living thing, weither it be food or enemy, it just seems to never faze him. He wanted to ask Ju-long why but the topic never seemed to come up. With that knowledge plus what Avache said, it was making Samson wonder. Was he really a hero or is he just a killer that acts on instincts and the Ponies don’t know it yet? As much as he didn’t want to think about it there was one thing he knew, if someone does get hurt because of his fights then he truly is no better than the beast he fights. His thoughts were interrupted as he felt something soft and warm rubbing his shoulder. He looked over to see Fluttershy was rubbing her head against his arm.
“…Um…Fluttershy, what are you doing?”
“Oh sorry Samson didn’t mean to interrupt your thoughts but you seemed to be down so I thought a nice rub would help. Is something wrong, I mean if you don’t mind saying?” Fluttershy asks with a shy smile.
“No it’s nothing really, just thinking about junk. Nothing big but um, why the rubbing of the head?” The question made her blush a bit.
“Well…um…you see Samson…you looked kinda sad…and a rub usually makes me feel better so I thought you might like it too…and cause…I like you…a lot.” She whispers cutely.
“You…do?” He asks actually shocked.
“I do.” She smiles at him.
“Wow…thanks Fluttershy, not many said they like me like you do.” Samson said as he scratches her behind the ears thinking she may like it like a dog or cat does.
But the reaction he got from her was beyond what he would imagine it to be. Fluttershy made a quite eep as she felt Samson’s claws gently scratches her and she found the interaction very pleasing. She leans in his hands and lets out a quite moan making Samson pulled back in surprise. He was about to say sorry thinking he hurt her in some way but he couldn’t utter a word as Fluttershy looked at him with a gaze that seemed to have a mixer of longing, slight disappointment, plea, and another he can’t seem to figure out all mixed in her eyes. Quickly figuring out what she might want, he reached back over to her head and continues scratching behind the ears gently like before. Fluttershy closed her eyes enjoying the feeling of his touch. This lasted about three minutes before Samson pulled back. Fluttershy let out a content sigh as she looked back at him with a lovely smile and eyes filled with the same emotion he saw before but still couldn’t figure out what it was. It seemed to be on the tip of his fork tongue
“Uh…judging by the way you reacted to the scratch I’m guessing you liked it a lot.” Samson said but was a little uncomfortable with her stare but in a weird good way.
“I did, thank you Samson. Nopony has ever done that to me and it felt…really good.” Fluttershy smile grew a bit.
“…Yeah…I can tell…well I’m glad you liked it Shy.” He said putting on his smile.
“No…I should be thanking you Samson…you are without a doubt the very few ponies that has ever shown me that you not only care…but also wanted to be my friend when I didn’t want nothing to do with you…you even went so far as to risked your life for me…even when I thought you were a…monster still.” Fluttershy said with sadness in her voice as she said the last part.
Fluttershy hated herself when she remembered that she not only didn’t give Samson a chance to be her friend but still viewed him as a beast that would strike any second. She would stay clear of him everytime she saw him, which wasn’t hard to do when you’re a large dragon with ruby scales like Samson, and barely said a word to him. Then when the Wendigo shot it’s ice shards at her and the others she was certain she would die. But Samson took the attack head on and the pain she saw on his face was forever scared in her memory. He shielded her from her death when he could of just let her die but yet he didn’t knowing she was still afraid of him. Tears started to run down her face as she remembered the pain he was in breathing raged and clutching his teeth to bare the injury and all that blood that was coming out of him…it was like a horror scene. Fluttershy looked at his neck where the ice shard hit him, it was gone now but she remembers exactly where it was as she placed her hoof on the spot slowly rubbing it as if trying to sooth a unknown pain he might have. A claw softly grasps her hoof making her snap out of her ‘trance’; she looked up to Samson and saw he had a gentle smile on his face.
“I know what you’re thinking Shy and like the others I’ve told it wasn’t your fault. That asshole caused my pains not you. And I told you from the start that I would give you space till you were ok with me. I knew you were afraid of me and it would take time for you to be comfortable with the idea of me being in the town, I don’t hold a grudge against you if you thought I was a monster. You might still be iffy with me but that’s ok. I’m sorry I made you feel uncomfortable with me but like I said I don’t mind that you didn’t want to be my friend at the time or you thought I might be a prick cause in the end we’re now friends so all of it is under and over.” Samson reinsures her with a toothy grin carefully wiping her tears.
Fluttershy looked at him with a stun facial expression after hearing him say he was ok with all she did. Without thought, Fluttershy moved up to his face and gave him a sweet kiss on the cheeks that lasted for a minute. Samson was frozen in surprise at her bold move, Fluttershy let go of the kiss and looked at him with a smile that could beat an angle on how beautiful it was and he had the strange feeling that this smile was ment for him.
“Thank you so much Samson, you have such a big heart and I am truly grateful that you’re in my life…and…I not only like you a lot…but I deeply care for you with all my heart and soul.” She said giving his snout a kiss.
“She actually likes me that way? But that can’t be right, she’s a Pony and I’m a dragon…that was once a human but that’s beside the point. How can she care for me that much? Shouldn’t she like males of her own species? And isn’t she like still iffy with dragons so why like the one thing you fear? Maybe she’s just saying those things cause I saved her and junk, yeah that’s got to be it. She must of felt bad about not being my friend at the beginning and now just wants to say sorry in a…rather emotional way… a shit ton emotional it seems. But I know she can’t like me like that; I mean sure she’s so cute with her lovely silk mane that covers her wonderful face just right that makes her even more-STOP! STOP! STOP GODDAMMIT! I am NOT attracted to her or any pony PERIOD! She should be with her kind……not a brute like me.” Samson thought sadly.
“Hey guys what’s up?” Rainbow Dash pokes her face behind them.
“Oh hey RD, nothing much just getting cheered up by Fluttershy here and vice versa that’s all.” Samson said.
“Down in the dumps today Samson?”
“Not really just thinking that’s all. But Fluttershy rubbed her head against my arm made me forget what I was thinking of so-” But Rainbow Dash interrupted him.
“Really? Didn’t know you were so cuddly with eachother? What’s next, you’re going to give him a lick on the cheek?” Rainbow Dash smirks.
“Eep! Rainbow Dash!” Fluttershy squeaked embarrassed by her friend’s words.
Even if she already kissed him twice but she wasn’t the type to gossip about those kind of things.
“Thought you were scared stiff of dragons Shy but I might be wrong, you probably want to buck him till next Tuesday am I right.” She said with a coy smile.
Fluttershy’s whole face was bright red as she passed out from extreme embarrassment. Samson quickly set her on the seat in front of him making sure she was ok.
“Huh, guess I went a bit too far?” Rainbow Dash rubbed her chin.
“Oh gee you think?” He said sarcastically.
“She’ll be fine, it’s Fluttershy after all.” She waved it off
“Yet you gave her one hell of a embarrassment RD, not to mention saying she wanted to kick me. What’s that about?”
“Kicking?”
“Yeah when you said she wanted to buck me, now why would you say she wanted to kick me?”
Rainbow Dash looked at him for a few seconds till she started chuckling which made Samson confused.
“What’s so funny?” He asks.
“Samson, bucking means different things. I was talking about the different kind of bucking.”
“A different kind?”
“Well yeah, bucking means not only kicking.” Rainbow Dash suddenly went up to his ear.
“It also means to fuck you.” She said in a low seductive whisper.
“……I…wha?” Samson was lost for words.
“Yup and I can see why she would totally buck you, you are one hell of a stallion. I wouldn’t mind being part of your herd Samson. I do find you a really great guy and quite attractive as well, scales, wings and all.” Rainbow Dash gave him a small lick on his ear.
If Samson could, he would be bright red as Fluttershy was right now, but since he has ruby scales he can’t. Samson couldn’t believe she actually said those words and licked him! Why were they doing this? First it was Twilight’s confession she really cares for him, then it was Applejack when she kissed him in her home, next it was Rarity’s slightly long kiss at the party, the talk with Fluttershy he had not too long ago and where that led up, now this? Why were they acting like this, he is a dragon and they are ponies and yet they seem to be showing that they want to be more than friends with him. He was trying to figure out why but then Rainbow Dash gave him a quick rub on his face before she hopped off the chair and went back to her seat but not without giving Samson a good view of her flank as she sways it back and further sexily. He followed the moving ass for a few seconds before he snaps out of his ogling and realized that he was checking out Rainbow Dash!
“What. The. Fuck. Just. HAPPENED!? Where the hell did that come from? How can she think that way of me? It doesn’t make any freak’n sense at all! I’m a fucking lizard and she’s a hot sexy Pony…MOTHERFUCKER NOT AGAIN! Bad thoughts, very, very, very, VERY bad thoughts! No think of ponies of ANY sexual manner at all! Get your hormones under control Samson, tis neither the place nor the time to EVER think like that of them! Wait, maybe this is some weird Pony faze, yeah that’s got to be it. Once they find a nice guy and fall for them they’ll stop having these feelings for me……and why does that sound like I wouldn’t like that? Oh dear lord I must be some kind of perverted freak.” A low groan brought back Samson out of his thoughts as Fluttershy regain conciseness.
“Hey Fluttershy, you ok?” He asks as he helped her back up.
“…Yeah I’m ok…sorry about Rainbow Dash…she has the tendency to have a foul mouth and say some inappropriate things at times. But she means no harm.”
“Yeah I kinda figured. But weird thing is when she said you wanted to buck me I thought she implied you wanted to kick me.”
“But I would never kick you Samson.”
“I know that, what I was getting at is I should of realize that words here have different meanings.”
“Why sure, many of our words have different meanings…though when she said I wanted to buck you…” She went silent with a blush on her face.
“No need to go any further Fluttershy, I know you aren’t like that plus you wouldn’t even consider doing that with someone like me.” He chuckle a little
“…Well…I can’t say I wouldn’t mind doing that with you.” She said in a low whisper with a small smile.
“……Come again?”
“Um nothing, I’m just going to see how the others are doing so if you’ll excuse me Samson.” Fluttershy went over to where the others sat leaving a very confused Samson to himself.
“………What the flying fuck…did I hear that right or am I crazy?” Samson said to himself.
While Samson sat by himself trying to make sense as to what was going on in the back rows, the girls started talking at the front. They were discussing a few things, mainly about Samson.
“I can’t believe you said that Dash and in front of Samson! What were you thinking?” Twilight snapped at Rainbow Dash.
“Not to mention how crud your words are. Saying things like bucking him till Tuesday, such a un-lady like manner indeed.” Rarity added.
“Oh like none of you haven’t ever thought of him that way at least once. I know for damn sure all of you want to fuck him just as much as I do.” Rainbow Dash retorted.
“Will you lower your voice?! May I remind you Samson can hear a pin drop a mile away. We know you really like him Rainbow Dash like that, hell we all do. After all he’s done for us plus for the fact that he’s the sweetest, kindest, and pretty much all around greatest guy ever to walk in our lives. It ain’t a big wonder why we want him. But you can’t let your Cycle think for yer and blurt out those obscene words like a two Bit whore.” Applejack said.
“…Did I really come off like that?”
“It’s not your fault Rainbow Dash, our Cycle makes us so out of character at times that we can’t help it. Plus the whole last for a week or so is always a pain.” Pinkie Pie said.
“That’s right, it’s almost that time again. It’s in about four days from now isn’t it?” Fluttershy asks.
“Yes and we have to control it the best we can. We may all agree that we want to be part of Samson’s herd but we have to take baby steps. He is after all a completely different species than us so he might not find us attractive at all…I don’t think he even finds us nearly close to his type of female. So the possibility of getting rejected by him is very high.” Twilight said.
“But we won’t know till we try.” Pinkie Pie said.
“She’s right. Maybe we can have a night together with him after the business with the Princesses is over and tell him our feelings for him and hopefully explain the situation we’re in.” Rarity suggested.
“Then it’s settle, after our visit with the Princesses we’ll talk to Samson about it…um…is it me or does Samson look distracted lately?” Twilight asks as she looked over to Samson as he was looking out the window with a far off gaze.
Which was a good thing meaning he isn’t using his sharp hearing to listen to their conversation which would make it very awkward.
“Actually yes, he’s been like that since the party ended that night. I hope nothing’s wrong with him…I tried to cheer him up a bit but I guess I failed.” Fluttershy said with a slight frown.
“It’s probably just all the crazy stuff that has been happening to him lately. Fighting monster and getting thrashed like he did must be a lot for him so don’t feel bad Fluttershy. He’s just needs time for himself for now.” Rainbow Dash said.
“I guess you’re right. Oh we’re here!”
The train finally made it to the Canterlot Train Station as it pulled in. The group got off and headed to the castle but then Twilight placed a little necklace with a sun and moon piece around Samson’s neck.
“Um, what’s this?” Samson asks looking at the necklace.
“It’s a special pass to let you in Canterlot, the Princesses wanted to give this for you so the guards won’t think you’re a threat since you are a dragon going into a Pony society like this one.” Twilight explains.
“Oh good thinking. That would be a pain in the ass to get stop by the guard’s just cause of my looks.”
“Hold it right there!” A white Pegasus guard with gold armor shouted at the group going up to Samson.
“…just like that. Crap.” He said with an apathetic expression.
“You’re not going near Canterlot dragon now fly off before I call in the entire army on your scaly ass!” The guard snapped.
“Wait good sir, he’s a special guest of the princesses. Take a look.” Rarity pointed at Samson’s pass port necklace.
“What the? Why would our majesties what to see a hot-headed, fire-breathing, scaly devil like that thing?” He asks quite shocked.
“Thing? Ok I know dragons aren’t ‘buddy friendly’ with ponies but that’s just fucking speciesism…I think?” Samson frowned.
“The Princesses wish to speak with him on some very important matters and I believe they won’t be pleased to know that you held us up for the important meeting.” Twilight stated making the guard gulp.
“R-r-right, well then you may go. Have a nice day in Canterlot. Sorry for the delay.” He smiled nervously moving to the side.
“Thank you.” Twilight nodded and the others went by.
Now Canterlot was a hell of a different city than Ponyville, it was basically the Hollywood version of Equestria. The folks were all high class Ponies, mainly Unicorns and Earth ponies here than Pegasi. The buildings, shops, and restaurants were all fancy and made with sturdy material than just wood and hay. The Ponies for some strange reason had their heads held high and their eyes close while walking, like those stereotypical style high class stance, they even have the stereotypical cloths to match their attitude. Samson could tell right off the bat they were full of themselves and thought little of those who aren’t like them. And as expected, they were gawking and scared of him as he walked along the city road to the castle. They gave him wide birth as he walked with the others. And he saw many of the guards were on edge as well waiting for him to start doing something ‘dragony’ and have an excuse to go after him. But Samson heeded no mind to them and just followed the others.
Soon they reached the castle and boy was it big, it looked like one of those castles from those fairy tale books you seen as a kid. It had the works, large stain class windows, a drawbridge with a river under it, white guard walls, and flags on top of the place. Samson was impressed by the architect of this place as it was a throw back to what Equestria might have been years ago.
“Damn, this place is huge. Hate to get lost in here.” Samson said looking at the castle.
“Yeah the first time I lived here to be teach by the Princess I got lost within the first hour. Princess Celestia sent all her guards to find me. I was found by her in one of the halls, they all looked alike so how was a filly supposed to know where she was?” Twilight said.
“I bet, so what are the Princesses like anyways?”
“Oh where to begin, Princess Celestia is probably the kindest, bravest, smartest, and the most beautiful Pony ever. Her wisdom and kindness has helped many ponies over the years as her guidance to advance their knowledge and greatness in themselves has spread throughout all of Equestria. She has saved many lives and gave many hopes. She rules all of Equestria with her younger sister Princess Luna. Like her sister Princess Luna both the beauty and the wisdom that makes her a great leader. She brings the moon up every night while Princess Celestia raises the sun every morning.” Twilight explains with enthusiasm.
“Wait, are you saying the Princesses control the sun and moon? How is that even possible!?”
“They’re Alicorns Samson, they are the most powerful type of ponies ever. They can do stuff like that with no problem at all. Some say that even made the sun and moon.” Applejack said.
“No shitting? Back in my world no one controls the sun, the planet just revolves around it because of the sun’s gravity and same goes for the moon except the planet’s gravity moves it. So holy hell they must be powerful to do stuff like that.” Samson said.
“Oh yes darling, the Princesses are powerful but are benevolent and fair to all.” Rarity said.
“You think they’ll be ok with me since you know I’m all scales and stuff?”
“Oh don’t worry Samson, unlike that jerky guard back at the station the Princesses will be kind to you. Even if you’re not a Pony they’ll like you just fine, like we love you.” Pinkie Pie said giving him a pat on the head.
“If you say so guys.”
The group went through the gates into the court yard and went up the stairs but like at the train station they stop Samson from entering.
“Halt! This dragon is not allowed in the castle.” The guard said.
“Oh for the love of Equestria! Listen meat head, Samson is a special guest here can’t you see the pass port on his neck?!” Rainbow Dash snapped at him.
“We weren’t informed of this so until we hear it from the Princesses themselves the dragon stays outside.” The other said.
“Look sirs, Samson is with me and I’m Princess Celestia’s number one student so that should say he’s isn’t a threat at all.” Twilight tried to explain.
“We’re sorry Madam Sparkle but that’s not enough to make us let him through. If you have important business with the Princesses then you and the other five can enter but he has to stay outside.”
“Now hold on there partner, the Princesses ask Samson to see him too.” Applejack stepped in.
“Ok now just settle down girls, no need to cause a scene. I can wait out here and you guys can go on.” Samson spoke up.
“Are you sure Samson?” Fluttershy asks.
“Yeah I’ll be fine.”
“If you say so, it won’t take long to get the Princesses to get you in so we’ll be quick.” Twilight said and the other went inside to find the Princesses.
“…so…how long have you two been guards?” Samson tried to start a conversation with them but it was really awkward.
“If you could, please don’t talk to us dragon. There’s an area you can wait in till we can figure out what to do with you. Just follow the signs.” The guard pointed to a hedge opening.
“…Um…cool. Thanks.” Samson walks over to the entrance and followed the path.
“Man what jerks these guys are, I can definitely say Ponyville is a thousand times better than this stuck up place filled with assholes. Really hope these Princesses aren’t like the rest of these jerkwads. Still this place is amazing.” Samson said to himself.
Samson walked through the maze like hedges till he reached a large open garden with a small bond, a table with chair, a few walk ways leading to door on the palace, and thousands of different flowers.
“Holy crap, look at this place. Now this is what I call a garden. But then again if you roll in big bucks you can afford things like this.”
Samson walked around the garden looking at the flowers admiring them while taken a whiff at some of them. They smell really good, unlike the flowers of earth these flowers carried a soothing aroma that put him at ease. Samson breathed in as he felt relax.
“Got to say, this is pretty nice. The town, though filled with jerks, looks amazing. The cool temperature complements the warm sun. The Mountain side makes this place stand out. And the low pink cloud makes the scenery look……wait, low pink cloud?” Samson whipped around to see indeed there was a low pink cloud hovering near him.
“………ok……this is weird……and I mean more than usual in this world. Now I’ll accept sentient Technicolor ponies, mythical beasts, and ponies eating eggs, but what the fuck is with the pink cloud?”
The cloud slowly moved over Samson and started to drizzle him in brown rain.
“Gah, nasty! For fuck sakes man, a pink cloud the rains dirty water now that’s just…wait a minute…this tastes just like…chocolate milk!?” Samson licked his lips tasting the rain.
“What the hell is going on? First I got this bullshit from the guards now there’s a pink cloud that rains chocolate milk, what’s next? The dam cloud taste like candy……ok I know I can’t really grab a cloud since its all vapor…but fuck it!” Samson slowly reached out and was surprised he actually took a chunk of the cloud.
He examines it a little bit before smelling it. It smelled like cotton candy so he took a bite and found it was cotton candy!
“Holy shit pickles on a stick! A cotton candy cloud raining chocolate milk, I have to be going crazy now cause there’s no way……but maybe I should ask the one who made this thing. You can show yourself now, you hid yourself pretty well but now I can sense you.” Samson called out.
“I was wondering how long it would take you to notice me.” Said a male voice.
Samson turned to the owner of the voice and was shocked to see who it was. There floating just a yard away from him was a creature that looked like a mix match experiment gone crazy as he had different animal parts on his body, a horse-like head with a deer antler on the right, a blue goat horn on the left on top of his head, one long fang, yellow eyes with different-sized red pupils, a goat beard, and white bushy eyebrows. He has the right arm of a lion, the left claw of an eagle, the right leg of a lizard which was red, and the left leg of a goat which was light brown. In addition, he has a bat's right wing, a Pegasus' left wing, a horse's mane and a dragon-like snake's tail with a white tail tuft. The shape of his body resembles that of a snake or an Oriental Dragon and it was dark brown with the exception of his neck and head which were grey and his tail which was red.
“So you’re the dragon I’ve heard so much about. The one that saved Ponyville not once but twice and protect them from monsters of horror. But I must admit I imagine you to be…taller.” The creature said with a smile hovering in the air.
“……Um…no disrespect to you what so ever…but what the fuck are you supposed to be?” Samson blurted out.
“Oh how rude of me, I am Discord, the Spirit of Disharmony and a Draconequus……recently reformed but not all the way as I still love to pull out a little chaos here and there to keep things lively.” Discord said as he pulled out a glass from behind his back and held it near the cotton candy cloud as it filled it up with chocolate milk.
“Want some?” He offered.
“No thanks I’m good.”
“Suit yourself.” Discord ate the glass of milk like it was a piece of food.
“…So Discord, how’d you hear of me anyways?”
“Who hasn’t? A large ruby dragon with the ability to use more than fire to stop evil beast from hurting the innocent ponies while serving a good beat down on the monsters. My boy you’re a legend in the Pony world now Samson.” He said acting out some of the parts of Samson defeating puppet monsters while he wore a Samson hat.
“I’m a Pony legend; man did not see that shit coming.”
“Yup but I’m a lot more interested in your ability to use chaos.” He said snapping his fingers making the stuff he had disappeared.
“Why is that?”
“As a wielder of chaos like myself I am always in the lookout for another that can use it too. You see, I am the only Draconequus around these parts so it gets a bit lonely to be the only one to have the powers I have. And when I heard of another that uses chaos as well, as you can imagine my surprise and glee to know there is, out there in the yonder, another chaos user like moi. Makes my heart swell with great happiness.” Discord said while poofing around Samson.
“Um, glad to hear it but you might not want to think too deep into that man. The Chaos Breath is a bit different than your chaos as it is ment to disrupt and disorientates the power flow within the enemy. While your chaos looks like when an animator goes shit crazy with cartoon nonsense…no offense to you.”
“I see, well beggars can’t be choosers as they say. But I have a wonderful idea. How’s about you and I have a good fashion chaos brawl!” He said excitedly.
“Beg your pardon?”
“Indeed, a chaos battle to see what kind of chaos you have. I am quite curious as to what type your chaos wield Samson my boy.” He repeated with a toothy grin.
“I don’t think that’s wise Discord, the Chaos Breath is an ancient and powerful breath any dragon could use. It’s not something you throw around willy nilly, it’s a very dangerous power that shouldn’t be taken likely.”
“Oh come now don’t be such a little wuss. A little spare never hurt anypony now put up your dukes Samson and let’s have ourselves a showdown!” Discord snaps his fingers and an old time boxing uniform appeared on him with a handlebar mustache rolling his gloves in the air.
“Sorry Discord but I was taught not to do things like that concerning my ancient breaths so I’ll have to pass. I hope you under-SPLAT!” A pie slammed into Samson’s face interrupting him.
“I’m afraid I must insist, I need to know what powers you wield for the sake of all.” He said looking at his loin paw.
“…Ok let’s try this. You need to understand that the power I have can’t just-SLAP!” A banana peel slaps him in the face.
“And you must understand you’re a little pussy for not taking my offer like a man.” Samson was getting really ticked off by this.
“So being a pussy for saying no to dumb shit like you want then call me the biggest fucking pussy of them all cause there isn’t nothing you can say……wait a minute. Why did you said need to know? Unless…you want to know if I am the trouble because I have the ability to use chaos.”
“Now you’re catching on. I know first-hand how chaos can change lives and any being that has it can drastically change the game field to their own way. So when I heard of a dragon using chaos I had to know, will you be like me or worse?” He said with a little seriousness in his voice.
“I guess that would cause some eyebrows to rise. Well then I say we get this shit started right.” Samson grinned showing his teeth.
“Now you’re talking my language dragon, let’s play chaos!”
“Bring it on you fucked up Chimera!” Samson smirked standing on two legs ready to brawl.
WITH THE MANE SIX
“I just can’t believe how rude these guards are to Samson, I knew he wouldn’t get a warm welcome but to be called it and thing! Now that just boils my blood!” Rarity huffed as her and the others headed to the throne chamber.
“I know right? Why are they being so mean to Samson? He’s like the nicety niceness of all guys, plus he’s so fun to party with.” Pinkie added.
“I’m afraid that’s how things are girls. As much as I hate to bring this up, we weren’t any different when we first met him. We all thought Samson was just another dragon wanting to hurt us…so it’s not so hard to think why they act towards him…we pretty much did the same thing.” Twilight responded with a slight sad sigh.
“Even I didn’t fully trust him after he saved us from the Bat Creatures, it took me some time to see he’s a really great Pony…dragon that is. And now Samson is facing this all over again. Poor Samson, I wish we could help him somehow.” Fluttershy said.
“Don’t worry guys Samson will just brush this off. He does have a cool head about this.” Rainbow Dash said.
“Better than most, don’t know how he keeps his temper like he does. Must be self-taught or something.” Applejack said.
“Now that is a trait most rare these days.” Said a kind voice from behind.
“Indeed it is sister.” Another voice spoke.
The voices spook the Mane Six making them jump. They quickly turned around to see two regal Ponies standing in front of them. The first was taller out of the two with a gleaming white coat and a flowing mane and tail of light cerulean, light turquoise, very light cobalt blue, and pale heliotrope long and moving as if the wind was moving it but there wasn’t any wind. Her pale, light grayish magenta eyes held both kindness and great wisdom. Her Cutie Mark was the sun and she wore a golden crown with a purple gem and matching necklace with ‘shoes’ on her hooves. She had both a horn and wings making her an Alicorn. Next to her was another Alicorn with teal eyes, dark sapphire blue coat, moderate cobalt blue mane and tail with a translucent outline, and she wore a little black tiara with a black necklace with a crescent moon on it and ‘shoes’ and her hooves. Her Cutie Mark was a crescent moon on a black backround.
These two are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.
“Princess!” Twilight went up to her and rubbed her head on her neck affectionately.
“My most faithful student, it’s good to see you again.” Celestia said while rubbing her head on hers.
“And it’s good to see you too Princess Luna.” Twilight said looking at Luna with a smile.
“And a good afternoon to you and your friends…odd, we thought thou would bring the dragon known as Samson.” Luna asks.
“Yeah about that, the guards wouldn’t let him in for the fact he’s a dragon and all.” Applejack answered.
“What, didn’t you give him the amulet passport?” Celestia said.
“Well um you see Twilight did but um the guards didn’t believe it so Samson is waiting outside.” Fluttershy said.
“Oh dear, I was hoping his first trip to Canterlot would be better than this. But the guards are just doing their jobs so we can’t blame them. Let’s go find him and we’ll treat him with the proper hospitality he should have gotten. Now where is he?” Celestia asks.
“He’s waiting at the courtyard near the drawbridge you majesty.” Rarity answered.
“Then we shall greet him there now.” Luna said.
So the Mane Sixe and the Princesses walked back to the court yard but found no Samson in sight.
“Samson! Paging Mister Samson! Samson! Where are you? Are you here? Or here? Maybe in here? Up there? Down there?” Pinkie Pie called out while looking up trees, in pots, on the wall, under the bridge, and in bushes but still hasn’t found him.
“Weird, where the hay did that dragon go? Hey guards, did you do something to our friend?” Applejack spoke to the guards but they didn’t answer.
“Yo royal jackasses, have you seen our friend that you brush off like a bug? Hey I’m talking to you jerks!” Rainbow Dash snaps at the guards but he doesn’t respond at all.
“What’s with these guys? They’re acting as if I am not totally flying in front of them.” Rainbow Dash waves her hoof at their face and yet nothing.
“Perhaps we have the answer thy seeks. Allow us.” Luna walks up to the guards.
She first inspects them by looking them straight in the eye for a bit seeing if they could see her. After a minute she lets out a sigh.
“That jokester did it again my beloved sister; put them in a trance spell and by the looks of it was a couple of hours in these two are in.” Luna said.
“Wait, are you saying these two are under some spell?” Pinkie Pie said.
“You’re hitting the nail on the head; it seems Discord is at his ways once again.” Celestia said.
“But I thought he was done with being evil? I mean we still have our usual Wednesday afternoon tea and he is always polite.” Fluttershy said.
“Oh he’s reformed but that doesn’t mean he completely kick the habit of pulling pranks and jokes around here as it is his nature to do so. Normally they are just harmless though pain in the rear pranks he does around here, but seeing this spell he has not only put them in a deep trance but it looks like he had control them as well. This is far from the normal jokes he does. It seems he wanted a private audience with your friend.” Luna explained.
“Meaning he was the one that made Samson stay out here, but why do it?” Twilight asks.
“As Luna explained, it would stand to reason that he wishes to see him in private and without any of you there. The reason even I can’t guess…unless it’s about his powers…then that would make sense.” Celestia said.
“How come?” Pinkie Pie asks.
“I believe the missing letter from you explains much. In your letters you send me about Samson and his heroics you also mention he was able to use darkness and chaos as his breaths. Discord must have wanted to know if Samson truly does wield chaos as his power, but for what extent of how much he wants to know is beyond even me. But if I have to guess, he wants to know if Samson could use chaos like him, and factoring that Samson is a dragon then it would be safe to say he may want to form a collaboration of some kind.” Celestia explains.
“But it also gives us worry. To have such powers and accounting he is a dragon, an ancient creature that outdates even Alicorns, we also have a bit of wonder and caution with him as well. Any being with great power such as he must be seen as a potential threat till otherwise concluded. It is a precaution we have to see for he could be a threat, it is no offense to him but we need to know.” Luna added.
“I understand but where could Samson gone off to?” Twilight asks.
“I believe these two may know that question, Lulu if you please?” Celestia asks nicely.
Luna nodded as she lowered her horn near the guards as it glowed with her power. The aura surrounded the two dispelling the spell Discord used on them and within a few seconds the two came out of the trance.
“Oh my head, what happen?” One of them asks in a low groan.
“I feel like I was being pulled by strings like a puppet.” The other said rubbing his head.
“Guards do you remember anything that transpired within the last hour or so?” Luna asks.
“I…I can’t remember a thing…I do remember relieving some of the guys from there morning post and was letting my mind wonder a bit…and then nothing…what happen to us?” The guard asks.
“Discord put you in a trance but it seems you have no ill effect from it however I would feel better if you two go to head to the infirmary just to make sure nothing’s wrong, will both of you be able to walk there on your own?” Celestia asks with concern.
“Yeah we’ll be fine your Highness. Let’s go man.” The two guards slowly went to the infirmary to get checked out.
“We are always displeased with Discord pulls stunts like this with our subject’s sister. Why do we have him here again?” Luna asks.
“Another time to ponder; right now Discord has Samson with him and we must find them.”
“But how can we find them if we have no clue as to where to start?” Rarity asks.
“YEOW! OK NOW YOUR ASKING FOR IT YOU JACKED UP MEAT PUZZLE!” Samson’s voice roared in the air.
“…asks a stupid question.” Rarity began.
“There in Tea Garden, quickly follow us!” Celestia said as the two Princesses lead the others to the garden.
It didn’t take them long to reach the garden and found both Samson and Discord locked in battle. Samson was trying to catch Discord in the air but he was evading him with ease. The others were shocked to see them fighting one another but this fight seems different than the ones Samson’s old fights. But none of the less they need to stop it.
“Come on guys we need to-don’t interfere my little ponies.” Celestia spoke up interrupting Applejack.
“But Princess, we have to stop them. They’re making a mistake, they think they are enemies and they might hurt eachother.” Twilight said with sound reason.
“I’m afraid we can’t interject in this one, Discord wanted to see Samson in action for a reason and whatever that reason is we must let this continue, with minimum bloodshed I hope.” Celestia said.
The others were confused by her words but seeing as none of them could really just step in this fight without getting hurt they had no choice but to wait. They looked back to see Samson still trying to catch Discord, Discord himself looked like he was having a lot of fun and he was.
“Come now Samson I really want to see what you can truly do. Be creative and show me what you got!” Discord egged him.
“If you insist.”
Samson stopped chasing him as his eyes turned light grey but instead on using his Gale Breath Samson started to twirl in the air going faster and faster each second. Discord and the others were puzzled as to what he was doing. As Samson continue to go faster a tornado formed around him as a suction started to pull Discord in the tornado. Acting quickly Discord latch his claws on the concrete wall and hang on for dear life but the strength of the tornado was too much and was sucked right in. Discord spun around and around in the vortex getting dizzy as hell before it spat him right onto the ground with a hard thump.
“Ouch…got to say didn’t see that coming.” Discord mumbled in the dirt.
Samson stops his vortex spin and landed near Discord picking him up by his head looking at him with a grin.
“Was that a creative for you dude?”
“Indeed but nothing comes close to this!” Discord suddenly disappeared from his grasp.
Samson looked around trying to see where he’ll pop up or what he would do. From little he gather Discord can summon up any object or recreate living and non-living things into new forms but they all have the same M.O. they all have to have a joke, prank, or laugh of a cartoon way. Meaning he must expect the unexpected. So Samson ready himself for whatever Discord will do. Suddenly music filled the air that sounded hypnotic. He turned to Discord sitting on a rug playing a wooden flute with a rag wrapped around his head and white pants and in front of him was a weave basket with the lid off. Slowly something green came out of the basket and it looked like a king cobra made out of toilet paper. Samson cocked his head back both confused and wondering. Soon more toilet paper cobras slithered out from the basket and made their way to Samson. Then they all jumped on him wrapping themselves around his body cocooning him in a toilet paper trap, he kinda looks like a dragon mummy. Samson blinked not sure how to react to the situation he’s in now. Discord moved his way over on his now flying carpet.
“Now that’s creativity dragon, I like to see you try getting out of this.” He smirked.
But his smirk vanish as Samson easily ripped the toilet paper off of him and grab Discord by the horns.
“……Right…maybe toilet paper may not been a good way to hold off a dragon.” He concluded.
“No shit man but if you want to play it like that then let me show you something from my world I like to call mega noogie!”
Samson threw him in a head lock and started to give him a noogie with great force. Discord squirm and yelps as he felt his fur coming off and his scalp feeling like it was on fire. Samson kept it up for four minutes strait before letting him go. Discord ran around the garden trying to ease his now flaming head, no seriously it’s on fire. Samson was laughing at Discord’s attempt to cool himself off but with no water around he tries to put it out by taking off his head and stomping off the flames. After the flames was out he put his head back on his neck but now he has a headache.
“Gah, by all the chaos in the world that smarts! Now that was a dirty trick Samson.” Discord said pointing his finger at him.
“Don’t blame me dude, you’re the one that started this by throwing banana peels and pies at me. All I’m doing is playing your game you oh so insisted I needed to play.” Samson said.
“And I’m loving it! Oh you have no idea how much fun this is for me. I’m always cooped up in this castle board out of my mind cause everypony is such a stick in the mud and none of them can even match me to combat all I do to them. The Princesses have the power but of course they don’t act upon it; by the Pit it was driving me crazy! But then you showed up and now I have a playmate that can actually play one of my games and throw back even harder!” Discord said with a happy tune.
“Um…glad you’re having fun?”
“And it’s all thanks to you and to show my appreciation we’ll take this to a whole new level!” Discord then summoned hundreds of pies out of nowhere.
“…crap.” Samson groaned.
With an arm motion by Discord all the pies flew right at Samson but instead of evading them his eyes turn dark purple and let loose a powerful beam of darkness at the pies destroying them all with a few shots. The others were awe at his aim using darkness even Discord was impressed.
“Not bad right? Hey you wanted to see some of my powers and you-WHAM!” But a kitchen sink slams on his head stopping his sentence.
“If I my correct you my boy, I said I wish to see your chaos powers in action. But I would be lying if I said I wasn’t surprise or impress with you using darkness like that. Not many beings could control it well without turning dark themselves. So kudos to you, cheers!” Discord turned on the sink and out came a mug with apple cider in it.
But before he could sip it Samson’s tail wraps around his feet and pulls him off the ground and slams him on the ground. Shaking off the sink he quickly pin him down and lick his index claws but instead of saliva it was a thin layer of ice. He sticks the ice claws in both his ears and did a swirling motion in them. Discords eyes blow up into the sizes of dishes as the eerie feeling of the cold inside his ears was sending bad shivers down his body. Samson gets off of him as Discord rolls around trying to get the ice out while Samson was laughing his ass off.
“Oh god this is too much! I think I’m going to lose my lunch.” He laughed.
But suddenly the ground turned into a brown soft substance and started to sink. Samson tried to get out but the stuff just keeps pulling him back in and it wasn’t long till only his head was above the muck. Samson struggles to get out but still was unable to even move more than an inch. Discord just chuckled at his attempts.
“It’s surprising how thick chocolate pudding is that many just brush it off as a desert rather than a trap.” Discord takes a taste of the pudding with a large spoon.
“Chocolate pudding!? Dude, is sweets all you think about?” Samson asks.
“Not really, I also thinks about pranks like this one.” He snaps his finger.
In a flash of light Samson was out of the pudding and in a wooden catapult. Before he could react it launches him in the air as Discord appears with a bucket of tare in claw. He stick it out as Samson passes him dumping the whole thing on him as the wind spreads it all over his body. Discord disappears and reappears head with a pillow case and holds it in front of Samson’s path as he slams into it. White feathers clung on the tare making him look like a ugly tailed bird thing. He soon lands head first on the ground and slowly rolls sitting up. Discord was next to him as he puts on a red rubber glove in his head and an orange paper mache peak on his snout. Now Samson looks like a big ass ugly chicken. The others couldn’t help but snickered at his ridiculous looks.
“I must say, you make an excellent chicken, you might want to rethink your carrier as a poultry rather than a lizard with wings Samson.” He chuckled.
“Ini wer vers di wer Mana batobot zhrenic erekess ve, ITREWIC NOMENO SHIT STODA DI VE JAKA!” Samson spoke in the dragon tongue.
(Translation: By the power of the Mana that flows through me, GET THIS SHIT OFF OF ME NOW!)
“…Come again?” Discord asks not know what he said.
Soon a green aura surrounded Samson and suddenly all the stuff that was on him exploded off in a very cool way. Discord was astonish by the power he felt when Samson spoke those words.
“My word, was that the ancient dragon tongue itself?” He asks.
“Damn right it was, and to answer the other question I know you had about the green aura, that was my Mana doing its thing. Mana is like the fuel of Dragon Magic I have that got that shit off me…though I have to admit that was a damn good prank.” Samson said.
“Thank you kind sir but now I am even more enthralled to see that chaos power you poses, now then let’s play the final part!” Discord grinned as he shot in the air.
“Let’s!” Samson followed him up.
The two flew up a pretty good ways in the air and hovered about 20 feet away from eachother. Both Samson and Discord just looked at eachother grinning showing their teeth to one another neither moved an inch. Just waiting for the right moment to strike. Discord summons his powers in both his hands while Samson’s eyes turned dark red with black outlines as his Chaos Breath leaked out from his mouth. Everything was dead silent as the others from ground side was waiting for the final move from both of them. Suddenly Discord brought both his hands together and shot his chaos while Samson shot his. The two attacks collided into on another, both so different in nature. Both continue to unleash their attack not wanting to give up, the combined powers suddenly exploded in an intense blaze of heat and energy that could be felt up to a mile away. The Princesses quickly brought up a barrier to block the exploding attack. A cloud blocks their sights on the two so they have no idea what is going on but they could still hear their attacks for a few minutes till everything went silent again.
“Holy crap ya’ll, that has to be one hay of a way to show their powers. I never realize Discord could fight like that or show that kind of chaos before.” Applejack said.
“Indeed, he has great powers over chaos and all its forms. But Samson was equally amazing with his chaos powers too. It felt so different than Discord’s, it felt like the force of nature itself concentrated in one attack. We could never imagine such powers from a dragon before.” Luna said.
“But where are they, I can’t see anything?” Fluttershy asks.
“That’s where I come in, stand back guys.” Rainbow Dash spoke up.
The Princesses lower the barrier and Rainbow Dash made a mini tornado to remove the cloud. Once it was all clear the group saw both Discord and Samson on the ground looking at eachother as if they were ready to go again. The group stood tense waiting for another fight to break out. But then they heard a soft chuckle from them that slowly grew into a full blown laughter. The group just stood there wondering why they were laughing.
“Oh man, I have to say Discord that was indeed fun as hell. I never had so much fun in our ‘fight’ beats getting thrash by evil demonic spirits any day that’s for damn sure.” Samson said after he stopped laughing.
“And you put up a great fight Samson; you had such great control over that Chaos Breath of yours that I now see that you aren’t like me back in the old days nor will you ever be. Please accept my apologies for taken drastic steps in getting you to face me like this but I had to know.”
“No I understand, any creature using chaos shouldn’t be taken likely. You were worried I was a monster ready to spill blood and I hold no grudge against you. However I am a little tick that you actually use a fucking kitchen sink on me.”
“Call it payback for that noogie and I won’t forget that ice in my ears either.”
“Oh it was just a little icy wet willy that stuff comes off in the shower. Don’t be a baby man.” Samson snorted.
“Hey that was both nasty and kinda cool…but all in all, I like you Samson. You showed this old Draconequus a great time. Friends?” He stuck his lion paw for a shake.
“Friends.” Samson shook on it.
“Samson!” The two turned to see the Mane Six rushing up to them.
“Guys? Why are you all-OOF!” Samson was knocked on his back as all six of them jump on him.
“Oh Samson, we were so worried that you were actually in a fight with Discord and you might get hurt again.” Twilight said while hugging him.
“Him getting hurt? What about me, I was in that fight too.” Discord said.
“Please don’t scare us again darling, we don’t want to see you hurt again like before. I don’t think I could stand seeing you in pain again.” Rarity said rubbing her face on his.
“You know I think I twisted my ankle in the fight.” Discord spoke up.
“You mean so much to us Samson, please don’t go into fights so blindly again cause the next time…we might not see you again.” Applejack said hugging his arm.
“Ooooo my poor back, I think I need medical attention now.” Discord fake being in pain lying in a hospital bed.
“We care so much about you, so much more than you think. So please no more fighting like back with the spirit.” Fluttershy said with tears in her eyes giving him a small peck on the cheek.
“Man you guys are really hamming this on aren’t you?” Discord huffed.
“You’re the greatest guy ever in the whole wide world. We want you to know that we will always be with you but no more fights like these…I…I don’t want you to go bye-bye forever.” Pinkie Pie said kissing him too.
“Oh for crying out loud what am I chop liver?!” Discord spat out.
“Samson you may be awesome, cool, great, and really powerful……but we don’t want to lose you when you fight others like that…I…I don’t know what I would do if you died.” Rainbow Dash whispered touching her nose to his snout giving him a small nuzzle.
“Seriously? Am I like a ghost now, I’m right here! I’m the great Discord, you shouldn’t be ignoring me!” He said in mild anger having a hissy fit in the air.
“Just let it go Discord.” Celestia said and Discord just mumbled something about 'Samson get's all the attention.
Samson was so lost right now, their words sank very deep into his heart. He could feel as if their most strongest emotion was coming off of them and he could somehow tell it was for him, what the emotion was he couldn’t tell you. He never felt this kind of affection ever in his life. But when they said how he just went into a fight and that is scared them, the words of Avache ran through his mind. Again his point was made, he fought Discord a lot sooner than he wanted and even though it was only to show him he wasn’t a threat, they thought it was real. Meaning he was beginning to be like the monsters he fought, he is starting to believe he is becoming a beast. Samson then notice two large ponies with wings and a horn coming up to them. He was captivated by their beauty and grace, these must be the Princesses. Twilight was right they are very gorgeous ponies.
“Hello Samson, my name is Princes Celestia ruler of Equestria and this is my younger sister Luna who rules with me. It’s a pleasure to finally meet you. We’ve heard many great things about you.” Celestia said with a kind smile.
“Really?” Samson asks getting up after the others got off of him.
“INDEED WE HAVE SIR SAMSON!” Luna used her royal voice.
“Gah! Holy crap girl what’s with the booming voice!” Samson held his ears from the pain of her loud voice.
“THIS IS THE ROYAL VOICE THAT WE USE TO GREET ALL NEWCOMERS!” Luna replied.
“Arg!” Samson recoil from the loud voice.
“Luna, perhaps you should stop that, it seems Samson here has very acute hearing.” Celestia stated.
“Huh?” Luna looked at Samson and saw he was on the ground holding his ears as his left eye was twitching badly.
“Oh no, we are terribly sorry Sir Samson. We have to reminded ourselves this isn’t the days before we were banish. Please accept our apologies.”
“No biggie Princess but holy crap you got one nice set of lungs. It’s Luna right, nice name and I like your name too Celestia.” Samson said after he got the ringing out of his ears.
“Why thank you kindly and I am terrible sorry how you were treated so far, the ponies are very friendly once you get to know them. But the dragon race has been known to give them trouble more than once so please understand why they are uneasy by your presence.” Celestia said.
“I kinda knew that so I’m used to it by now.” He waved it off.
“Um Samson?” Fluttershy spoke up.
“Yeah?”
“If you don’t mind me asking, but why were you fighting Discord?”
“Oh that, he wanted to know if I was a threat or not since I use chaos like him.”
“So you two duked it out because Discord was suspicious of you?” Applejack asks.
“Pretty much, after you guys went into the castle the guards told me where I could wait so I went to the garden and after a rather WTF moment with a pink cloud, Discord showed up and demanded that he and I should fight, course I didn’t want to but after figuring out that he wanted to see if I was a threat or not since I can use the Chaos Breath.” He finishes his story.
“We are terribly sorry about Discord, as his nature is he can be quite a handful and pain but he does know what he is doing so we believe it was all for the better. Now how about we all retreat in the dining room for some lunch, we hope you will accept it as a proper apology for everything you went through this morning.” Luna said.
“That sounds good and please just Samson will do.”
“Of course I knew what I was doing Luna dear, but one thing still puzzles me though, aren’t you suppose too be larger than life?” Discord asks.
“Yes, by Twilight’s letters, you are larger than most common dragons but your around my hieght. How is it so?” Celestia asks.
“That would be my magic.” He answered.
“Dragons can actually do magic? I’ve only read about that in books but never in real life, would you be so kind and show us a little of your magic?”
Samson nodded tapping his chin thinking of what spell he could use, then he got an idea, taking a few steps back before being covered in the green aura. It grew to exponential size within seconds as the aura faded away revealing Samson in his normal sizes looking awesome as hell. The Princesses looked at him with awe and amazement as he was indeed a sight to behold. He looked both fearsome and magnificent, never before have they seen a dragon like him since many of the dragons they seen were never this big, have tusks, or were both quad and bipedal creatures. The sun seemed to aluminate his ruby scales making him stand out, but really got their attention was his eyes. His mix blaze orange and red eyes show great power, ferocity, and intelligent beyond most dragons but they also see kindness, wisdom, and what seems to be something…dark. Both of them guessed it wasn’t he that was dark but rather he has been in the darkness and it has made a great impact of his life. But that just seem to make him more of an amazing individual as it told them he was still kind even with a dark past and risked his life for other. Plus he really was a cool looking dragon as they heard, Discord however decided to be a little wise crack.
“Indeed you are an impressive dragon my boy, I can’t remember the last time I saw a dragon like you that had such a huge fat ass like yourself.” Discord said kindly.
“Yeah I’ve been told……come again?” Samson asks.
“Not to mention you are one scary sucker too, you must scare the kiddies everytime you walk down the road.” He continues on.
“Discord, that’s very rude to say.” Fluttershy said with a frown.
“I bet they made new laws for being so ugly is a crime too.” He snickered.
Samson just stared at him snorted a little as Discord continue his rant of him being uglier and scarier than a Diamond Dog’s butt and stuff like that. This lasted for a minute before Samson had an idea, he motion with his tail to the others to move away a bit. They got the message as they moved away from Discord. While his back was to him, Samson lowers his head near Discord and as he inhales deeply. The others saw what he was about to do so they covered their ears as Samson let loose a powerful roar that shook the very ground. The force of the roar was so great that Discord slammed into a wall face first with all of his fur removed from said roar leaving him a pink skin Draconequus with white boxes with little red hearts on them. Samson let up his roar while smirking at how silly Discord looked.
“Well what do you know; he took the meaning ‘jumped out of your fur’ in a whole new level.” Samson snickered.
The others also laughed at how funny Discord looked. It was Luna that first regained her composer but still had a smile as she turned to Samson.
“Thou has made quite a display indeed, not many could take on the Spirit of Chaos himself on his level and deliver it at the same time, plus it’s funny to see him get what he deserves.” Luna said.
“I do what I can.” Samson said shrinking back to his mini form.
“Indeed you have, now that is out of the way how about we retire into the dining room for something to eat?” Celestia said and the others nodded leaving Discord where he is.
So the group lead by the Princesses all headed to the dining room. When twilight said this place was big she wasn’t kidding, you could easily get lost in these halls for hours it seems. The inside was glamorous as the outside with expensive looking furniture, vases, paintings, rugs, and curtains. The walls, ceilings, and floor were garnish in the same expensive marble slabs and such. The place had many butlers, maids, and guards all walking around doing different tasks to keep this place running. And again, the guards were on edge and the other ponies gave him wide birth. Even though he didn’t show it, it was getting to him. The stares of fear and anger were starting to rattle him in the inside a bit. But he keeps him to himself. Soon they enter the dining room and there was a good spread of food on a large table in front. Most of it was vegetation of some kind while the rest were sweets, Samson figured he’ll be ok with just eating some fruits for now and when they get back home he’ll hunt for some meat. But then he saw one of the servants brought out a cooked meat of some kind and placed it in front of Samson. This surprised Samson greatly, Celestia saw his confused expression.
“Though we don’t eat meat at all for obvious reasons, we do serve it to guest that do eat it such as the Diamond Dogs and Griffins. We don’t want any of our guests to think we don’t recognize their diet and make them eat what we eat for our comfort, so please dig in Samson.” She said but Samson still didn’t touch the meat, he actually looked worried.
“Is something wrong?”
“…I…I don’t want you guys to feel uncomfortable about me eating meat. I know you are pretty disgusted that I do eat meat…so for the sakes of the rest of you I’ll just pass.” He said.
“It’s ok Samson, we don’t mind.” Pinkie Pie said.
“Really?”
“We appreciate that you want to restrain yourself from eating it in front of us darling but we don’t mind nor do we think little of you for doing it.” Rarity said.
“You sure?”
“We do sugar cube, we know you don’t eat meat in front of us for our sakes but we don’t want to force you to stop for us. So go on eat it.” Applejack insured him.
Samson looked at them all seeing if they all agree and they do. So with no hesitation, but with manners and restraint, he eat the rather good cooked food.
“So Samson, how have you adjusted in being in this world so far?” Celestia asks.
“Pretty good all considering, this place is just so unbelievable sometimes. Finding a world of talking ponies that can fly, use magic, or none of the above really makes you say ‘was that for real?’ and what not and that’s only the opening act as other creatures I thought that didn’t exist are also here. But all in all I say this place rocks, But I got to say when I woke up in the body of a dragon I kinda freaked out a bit but thanks to another dragon name Ju-long I was able to survive and learn many things of being a dragon. And I have to say being a dragon is freak’n awesome! But one thing still bugs me, how did I end up here?” Samson said taking a bite out of an apple.
“Yeah you never tell us how you ended up here, wanna spill the beans for us?” Rainbow Dash said.
“The very last thing I remembered was running to school cause I was a little late. I turned a corner to a short cut in hoping I could make it…and then nothing. After I turn that corner everything went black and when it all cleared here I am. So I have no clue as to how I got here.”
“So no super neat portals that suddenly appeared to suck you in, a magical cave of wonders, or even a rabbit hole you fell in?” Pinkie Pie asks.
“Nope, nothing like that…just darkness…I…I think something happen to me…but I don’t want to remember…I have this eerie chill everytime I try to remember…I’ll regret it.” He said looking down.
“Perhaps it just a post traumatic feeling of coming here in a new body, maybe after some time you’ll remember.” Twilight said.
“Here’s hoping, so what’s it like being rulers of a whole continent? Must be a real pain in the ass at times huh?”
“It does have its stressful moments and there are times that the position tests your every being but we have managed to do what we can for the good of all Ponies.” Luna said.
“My sister and I have tried our best to lead our kind to a greater tomorrow and bring peace. And along the way we have made many jumps forward into that dream…but also setbacks had taken its toll as well. We also tried to teach them to respect and learn to live in harmony to all species that live here, not just ponies…but for some it is hard. As you have might experience yourself, we are not on top of the food chain for there are creatures that could kill us, even myself and Luna. Creatures with greater power even the Elements of Harmony couldn’t defeat. But we stayed strong and have thrived in this world of ours and will continue to do so advancing to bring peace to all species everywhere.” Celestia said.
“Well I say you guys did a great job. Can’t imagine having that kind of weight all the time, trying to make you people lives good and shielding them from the horrors of what’s out there. Trying to always look strong for them when times get rough and making the tough decisions no one else can. I have respect for you guys and from what Twilight has told me you two truly care for your people and only want what’s best for them.” Samson said.
“I…we thank you for thy’s thoughtful words about us…and thou is correct…it hasn’t been easy making those tough calls…and we wish to say thank you for protecting our subjects from the monsters that invaded our land as well going so far as to even giving up your life for theirs. We must admit that when we heard a dragon was protecting Ponyville from creatures we were skeptical of thy’s motives but when we saw thy’s fight with Discord and the power thee wield and the decision to use alternate ways to defeat him it made us see you aren’t like other dragons in Equestria.” Luna said.
“Thanks, I try to make the best decision without going into violence. But is seems that’s getting harder to do by the passing day what with all these monsters coming from the wood work, especially the ones from my world.” Samson sighed.
“I believe Twilight mention about this different Wendigo from your world, a very dangerous spirit that poses the bodies of the living to kill and eat flesh. It was…very unnerving information to know that thing was among my little ponies. I must know, what other creatures are like the spirit from your world?” Celestia asks.
“Hard to say Princess, between all the folklore, myths, stories, and legends of my world, there has to be roughly 300 or so different creatures like the Wendigo in the aspect of being dangerous and deadly to all, and those are the ones I know, there might be hundreds to possible thousands more I haven’t heard off. But the thing is, I always believe they were made up from our wildest and darkest imaginations. Till today, there wasn’t any hard core proof they existed at all. So if any are real and come here, then we could have a problem.” Samson said.
“A-a-are they all bad like the spirit Samson? Fluttershy asks in slight fear.
“A lot of them yes and some even worse. But the real question is who is bringing them here. I talked to the Wendigo and it said it was brought here by a very powerful being and made it try to kill me plus it gave it power to help kill me and it was this same asshole that ordered the bat creatures to attack Ponyville to get to the Elements of Harmony as well. So we have something that can open a portal to my world and grab monster from there to here that have no problem killing anything in sight and some are very powerful.”
“Could this very same uncouth being might have brought you here too, maybe by mistake?” Rarity asks.
“I guess anything is possible Rarity but who knows. All I know is this dude has a serious beef with me and wants to get to you guys no matter the cost. But I won’t let that happen, I’ll protect you all even if I have to give up my life to do it.” Samson stated.
“A valiant thing Samson, Twilight was right you do have a good heart.” Celestia said with a smile.
“Thanks…is Discord still back at the garden, I know my roar scared the living crap out of him but damn I hope it’s not permanent.” Samson said looking kinda sheepish.
“Oh he’ll be fine; he always bounces back form anything so he’ll pop up so-BAM!” A loud thud noise was heard.
The others turn to see a large slab of stone with unusual writing on it at the end of the table and there next to it was Discord.
“Look what I found while exploring the vault from the sub-basement. And old dusty rock of some kind. Oh and I’ll get you back Samson from that roar.” He said casually.
“Discord! How many times do I have to say never go into that vault ever! That is a sacred place to my family and you had no right to go in there without our consult.” Celestia snapped at him.
“Now don’t ruin your pretty little face about it Tia, I merely brought this up so Samson could translate it for us.”
“Is…that written in the dragon language?” Samson asks looking at the slabs text.
“Yes, it used to belong to our parents. They had it for a long time but were unable to translate it. The dragon language is a very old tongue that many outside of the dragon race can’t read.” Luna said.
“Even I can’t read this nonsense and I’m part of the dragon family, but then again I spend my time perfecting chaos rather than learn anything boring like this.” Discord said.
“Hey think you can read it Samson?” Rainbow Dash asks.
“It’s pretty old and some of the words have been erased from whatever but I think I can give it a shot.” Samson walked up to it and started reading it.
“To the future, a warning from the past. Beware of a…creature born in one skin…and forge in another…for this world is in…new light and darkness…it shall bring a great terror…it…will bring great…battle and suffering to all…those around it…it…shall…be the betrayer…of all…this being…will have the power…of an ancient race…of species that…holds the power of change...and to those it…considers an alley…will perish in a blaze… of anger, betrayal, and ashes.” Samson finished.
“Well that sure doesn’t sound up lifting.” Applejack commented.
“I really don’t like the sound of that.” Fluttershy said.
“Nor us, this passage is foretelling of a great upcoming of evil and death. Does it specificity as to when it well happen?” Luna asks Samson.
“Eh hard to say, this thing has seen better days. The writing is shot to hell and the ones I could read I’m not sure that is what it is. For all I know this is just junk, but where did your parents get a stone slab of the dragon writing anyways?” Samson asks the Princesses.
“We don’t know, they never said where they got it or how. All they told us is that this slab is very important to all.” Celestia said.
“But the whole ‘creature of power’ and ‘betrayer’ business, what does that mean?” Rarity asks.
“It could mean a lot of things, from the writing I could read it’s pretty vague on the whole thing. It’s things like this that could mean anything that has already happen, like that king Sombra you told me once. He was a pony that betrayed his kind, the ashes and death could mean the disappearance of the Crystal Ponies since everyone thought they might of died, the jerk brought a lot of suffering and pain plus the blaze thing could be the conquest he left while taking over the place, and the change of skin might mean his looks as he couldn’t look like that before he turned into a asshole.” Samson explained.
“But what about the ancient species that held power or forge of skin deal, Sombra didn’t have all that.” Pinkie Pie asks.
“It might mean the changelings that attack here, those guys are a old race right, and they could change their appearance with a snap. So the slab could mean them too, from what Twilight told me on the takeover of this place the slab pretty much said all that and a little more. The point I’m getting at is the slab doesn’t say exactly how this is going to happen, when is going to go down, or who’s behind it. It could be talking about a lot of things that already happen so I say we just won’t let this bother us so much you know? Back in my world there was like a million stories and ‘prophecies’ that said pretty much what this slab is talking about and throughout history bits and pieces of it did happen and the world didn’t stop turning so I say with confidence that this slab is just talking about the things that already happen and even though I don’t know squat about your history, I won ‘t worry about it.” Samson explained more.
“He’s right you know, this thing is just talking out it’s behind about stuff that has happen before and we’re all still here. Might as well put this back, nothing but gibberish anyways.” Discord snaps his fingers and left with the slab.
“Sorry it wasn’t all that important like your parents thought.” Samson said looking at the two Princesses.
“No, it's for the better to know this was a future that will never happen then something to wait for, of a battle that could kill all. Thank you for translating this text and showing us that it has already pass us.” Celestia said.
“But if you don’t mind me asking, wouldn’t your parents know it was nothing to be afraid of and just throw it away?” Fluttershy asks.
“They were unable to translate it and were told it was very important so they just held onto it hoping it would tell them of the important they were told. As to who told them…they never said…all they told us is that it was somepony we would trust with all our hearts.” Luna said.
“Well that’s helpful. So besides the stone thingy being a dud what else should we do?” Rainbow Dash asks.
“How about a tour around the castle, I know many if you have yet to see the entirety of it yet plus we can give Samson a little history of our species as well if that interest you.” Celestia asks.
“Sure sounds like it could be cool, lead on.”
So the Princesses lead the group around the castle showing them important places and went into what most of the rooms were for. Basically a typical tour of the castle and it was somewhat interesting to Samson, it was when they enter a large room with stain glass windows with what look like the picture story of Equestria important events in their history that things got really interesting. (AN: I’m not going through each window cause I’m lazy you all know what windows are there.) Samson was amazed by what the story each one holds.
“Looks like you guys had some crap dealt to you before I came around.” Samson spoke up.
“Equestria may seem a peaceful place but we experience hardship and tragedy from different threats and timelines, from before and after mine sister and I rule. Our most recent threat was the return of King Sombra, but as you can see he was defeated and the Crystal Empire was saved.” Luna said showing him the glass.
“Yeah from what Twilight told me about him and what they went through, he sounded like a real prick.”
“A crude way of depicting him but yes he was a real tyrant. Such as Discord once was.” Celestia said.
“Oh now I thought we had that cold blood under the bridge by now Tia and I was only having fun.” Discord voice popped out from nowhere.
“You terrorize and humiliated the ponies for untold years with your ‘fun’ so excuse me for still holding a bit of a grudge.” She said with a deadpan tune.
“Where’s that old Pony saying ‘we should forgive and make friends with our enemies’ you were so into teaching Twilight here?” He asks as he steps out from the wall.
“He’s got a point, besides from what I’ve seen and heard Discord wasn’t a tyrant like you make him to be.” Samson said.
“See Tia, if my new friend here can see that then you should too.”
“If anything, Discord here was just being a titanic asshole.” He finished.
“…come again?”
“Well yeah dude, you were being a douche to the ponies doing dumb crap just to get a kick out of it. Not cool man. But then again, you are the embodiment of chaos and thus you do random and stupid things because it is both your nature and your very being. To be anything besides yourself is contradicting what the very essence of who you are, the changing factor of every formula of life itself. However man, there should be a balance in your life. Chaos is part of the balance of life so instead of always bringing chaos, why not bring it out when it’s needed. I know harmony isn’t your thing but balance is very different as it is the motion of opposite forces equaling out eachother to bring new ways of life. Harmony isn’t for everyone man so try balance.” Samson said.
The others were dumbstruck by his words. His logic did make sense to them as Discord was having trouble using his powers for harmony but if he did use it for balance then maybe it could actually work.
“Well my scaly friend you sure know how to surprise us, I would never thought you know such words of wisdom from somepony so young as you.” Discord said walking up to him patted his back.
“I’m a dragon of many scales.” Samson smiled before removing a ‘kick me’ sign from his back.
“Nice try.” He grinned.
“Dammit.” Discord snapped his finger in slight frustration.
“Hey I might be from another world but that doesn’t mean I don’t know pranks dude, but I respect you for using the classics. Not many-Auntie Celestia, Auntie Luna!” A voice ranged out from the halls.
“And that’s my que to leave, have fun with Prince Prick!” Discord then disappeared.
“Why do I have the feeling I’m not going to like who’s going to come from that door?” Samson said.
Before anyone could answer him a male Unicorn with a white coat, light brilliant artic blue eyes, and light amber mane and tail that looked regal came in. His mane looks like it was soaked in styling gel for days making it look slicker than butter. He had what looked like a piece of a suit on his chest with a red rose. He had that ‘high class’ look of a Canterlot Pony. Samson had this feeling this dude was not going to be pleasant at all. He heard a groan as he looked over to Rarity who looked like she was ready to punch the dude; she was trying to hide behind Samson as if she wanted to stay out of sight of him. The Unicorn walked up to the princesses with a disgruntle facial expression.
“There you are aunties; I have been looking all over for you. I have just had the most dreadful day ever!” The Unicorn whined.
“…I see…and what is it this time? Celestia said calmly but you can tell she was putting up an act.
“I was going to my favorite restaurant today when this commoner pumps into me, the nerve of someponies these days. The klutz not only had the audacity to pump into me but she also got me to step in a puddle. A PUDDLE! I was so outrage by this that I asked the local guards to take her in the cellar but they said ‘it was just an accident.’ and just left! It was like they didn’t know who I am, so I ask you to not only find the two guards that blow me of but also the mare that ruined my day and throw them all in the cells!” He said with a huff.
“…you don’t say? Well I’m sure the Pony didn’t mean to pump into you as the restaurant you are most likely talking about is the one that has the most crowds anywhere in Canterlot. It’s hard not to get pumped there, so understand Blueblood that it wasn’t ment against you at all.” Celestia said trying to reason with him.
“You don’t understand Auntie; I was touched by a commoner! I feel so violated that I had to take a two hour long shower. I’m a prince! And Princes shouldn’t have to deal with this at all.” The one known as Blueblood said with a stomp of his hoof.
“I am so ready to claw this dudes face out in the most violent and painful way, who the hell is this douche bag?” Samson whispers to Twilight.
“That’s Prince Blueblood, the nephew of the Princesses. I think their his 55 or 56 great aunts, can’t really remember.” She said.
“Not to mention he is the most pigheaded, self-center, rude, uncouth, uncivil, selfish, snooty, and all around biggest jackass I have ever the displeasure of knowing…pardon my language.” Rarity added poking her head from behind Samson as she was on his back still hiding.
“Plus he also said my apple delights were low-level commoner food unfit for his ‘royal lips’ that stallion has got to be the most unpleasant guy I have ever seen.” Applejack said.
“Ok screw the douche bag remark, this guy is a blame old prick. I’ve met his types before, give them a higher status and they think they can walk on anyone with little care for them.” Samson snorted.
“Anypony.” Twilight corrected.
“……really? Just really? Trying to make a point and you need to correct me…sigh…what am I going to do with you Twilight.” Samson shook his head but still had a smile.
“Oh sorry Samson got to remember to not do that to you.” Twilight blush a little.
“It’s fine.” He said giving her a scratch behind the ears.
Despite him having claws that can rip through bone, flesh, rock, and metal Samson was very careful about using them. Twilight was surprise that his claws felt good as he scratch behind her ears making her moan a bit. She leans in his touch loosing herself in how gentle and great it felt. Samson raised his eyebrow kinda surprised how much that affects her; it was the same reaction he got from Fluttershy back on the train. He was beginning to think that scratching the ears may be a tender spot for all ponies and not just Fluttershy.
“Note to self: Must be very careful with this power I have learned, it has great effects on them.” Samson thought to himself as he stops making Twilight look at him with her eyes saying ‘please don’t stop.’
“Since I’m here I require more Bits.” Blueblood said to the Princesses.
“More? We have given thou at least 3,000 Bits nay only a week ago, why thy need more?” Luna asks.
“I already spend it all.” He said like it was chump chance.
Now Samson was still new to this places currency deal with the whole Bit thing, but what he got so far is that when you set a price on an item you can haggle the price to a more desire setting so both parties can be happy. And it was basically like American dollars, one Bit is equal to one dollar. Plus there was no change either; it was all rounded numbers not the whole ‘you see it is 99 cents but it’s actually a 1.02’ bullshit. It’s all even out which he found out it was better. And many of the prices here are actually cheaper than his old world. So let’s just say a regular Pony makes 12 bits a day for a week, not eight hours a day but a whole day, that rounds up to roughly 84 Bits or 60 Bits if they only work five days a week. Seeing many of the foods are around 3 to 7 Bits depending on the quality, quantity, and freshness of the food plus other items such as drinks and other items for a day to day use. That might round up about 40 to 50 Bits of groceries alone leaving still enough to by extra items. Also keep in mind you can haggle the price to go lower making it more like 30 to 40 so Samson can see that this system of finance it better than the one in his old world and you can live a comfortable life if you’re smart about it. Knowing all that, what in the hell would cost at least 3,000 Bits? Or was this dude just a ‘I see it I must get it no matter the price’ which if he was then he’s a fucking greedy asshole.
“You know we can only give you a certain amount every few months Blueblood and we gave you more then you required than normal last time as you stated it was of the up most important that you need the increase. So you must wait until your next allowance.” Celestia said.
“What?! But this is extremely important, I ran out of my gel cream.”
“…Beg your pardon?”
“I ran out of it this morning and I need to stuck up, it’s a least 300 Bits a jar and I need about two hundred of it plus I need some new dress jackets since I wore all my pairs already twice in the past three weeks and need new ones, can’t be seen wearing the same thing more than twice you know.” He said looking at his hoof.
The others just stared at him can’t believing this pony was not only stuck up but a greedy little asshole that doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings or the person at all. It was then he notices the others standing next to the Princesses as he trotted up to them with a board expression looking them over. But for some reason missed that there was a ruby dragon in the room, making him not a observant Pony to begin with.
“Aunties, why are there commoners in the palace? Are they from some charity or something? I swear every charity from Cloudsdale to Manehattan is trying to take our money for their ‘causes’ such a dreadful way to do bother us important Ponies with meaningless things like ‘help the orphans’ or ‘better education’ such greedy little things.” Blueblood sneered.
“Hey watch it buster or I’ll knock your block off so hard you’ll be feeling it for a week!” Rainbow Dash snapped at him.
“How dare you, do you know you’re in the presence of royalty here? I am Prince Blueblood and you will show me respect you little cloud walker.” He said.
“You may be royalty but that doesn’t mean you earn our respects bub.” Applejack said ready to hit him.
“It most certainly does you filthy hic. Now stand away from me your horrid smell offends my sensitive noes.” Blueblood turns his head to make a point.
“Now see here mister, Applejack my not have the Canterlot fashion but she is not a hic nor smells horrid at all you boorish jerk!” Rarity backed up Applejack.
“You better watch your…wait a minute, why do you look familiar?” Blueblood asks.
“…If you must, though I can’t believe you forgotten, you and I met at the last Grand Galloping Gala where we spend the night at the party…though you were a horrible gentlecolt to me.” Rarity said with a frown.
“Oh yes, you were that Bit a dozen mare that fawned over me that night in that tacky dress.” He said not really caring.
“TACKY!? I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU!” Rarity screamed and lunges at him but Twilight’s magic field caught her.
“Rarity please calm down, he’s not worth it.” Twilight said.
“You’re lucky your friend stop you or else I would of thrown you in the cells. Threatening royalty is a serious crime you know. In fact I could have all of you arrested just for being here.” He snorted.
“But the Princesses invited us.” Fluttershy said.
“Oh please like my aunts would let in noponies like you. Your all just low class bugs that aren’t ment for anything but to be the path beneath my hooves. None of you are fit to be anything more than a bunch of street whores and thus should be treated as such.” He said with a gruel smirk.
“Really, it’s funny you call yourself a prince cause all I see is a whiny little prick who is about as charming as a drunk jackass.” Samson replied making the other laugh.
“Who dares call me that?!” Blueblood looks around before his eyes lands on Samson.
Everything was quite as Blueblood looked at Samson with shock before Samson decided to speak up.
“Boo.” He said simply.
Blueblood screamed like a little girl and hid underneath Luna which she scoffed in irritation. Blueblood looked like he seen a ghost.
“GUARDS! Please help me! There’s a monster here that’s going to kill me!” He yelled in fear.
“Wow what a little wuss.” Samson said.
“Please don’t eat me; here have one of these commoners, their lives meaning nothing. You can eat this eyesore of a pink mess.” Blueblood took hold of Pinkie Pie and held her up to Samson.
Samson and Pinkie Pie just blinked at eachother before Samson carefully took her from his hooves and place her down.
“Thanks Samson.” Pinkie Pie rubs her head on his chest before she trots happily back to the others.
“What the?” Blueblood was stun Samson didn’t eat her or anything like that.
“Expected me to eat her? Nah me and Pinkie Pie here are friends. Like the others you so rudely badmouth and I take offends to that.” He said with a frown as he moved in front of the others so he was between Blueblood and the girls.
“P-p-please don’t eat me!” He coward under Luna before she moved away from him.
“No wait don’t leave your favorite nephew to this beast!” He pleaded.
“Oh cut your belly aching dude, I’m not going to eat you.”
“Your…not?” Blueblood asks very surprised.
“Course not, I don’t eat assholes like you, gives me wicked indigestion.” He said making the other snicker.
“What did you call me?” Blueblood shot up looking angry.
“You heard me, what are you deaf as well as blind? Cause how the hell can you miss a ruby scale dragon in a place like this? Seriously, even a blind pony would spot me out.”
“How dare you insult me you monster! Show some respect.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m royalty!”
“And that’s means…what to me?”
“I will have you arrested for trespassing in this castle.” Blueblood was losing his temper.
“No you can’t jerk, he’s here as a guest of the Princesses.” Rainbow Dash spoke up.
“What, that’s impossible!”
“Indeed she’s right Blueblood. Look what’s around his neck.” Celestia said.
Blueblood looked at the necklace around Samson’s neck and gasped as he saw the royal pass.
“But…how…you…why…” He was speechless.
“And since he is a guest of the Princesses, you have no authority to say weither he stays or goes.” Twilight said with a grin.
“So now we establish that you can’t do crap, why not apologies to my friends so we can end all this ugliness in a clean fashion?” Samson said.
“…I won’t stoop so low as to even acknowledge this wenches at all.” He huffed.
“Watch it dude, you really don’t want to make enemies when you know you are as useless as a rock.”
“You dare threaten me?”
“More like given you advice to try and not piss off anything that could whoop your sorry ass since I can tell you can’t fight to save your life Blueballs.”
“Why should I lift a hoof when there’s a…wait…what did you call me?”
“Blueballs, that’s your name right?” Samson asks making the others giggle.
“Why you over size lizard, you dare make fun of me?”
“Make fun of you Blueballs? Never.” He said.
“It isn’t Blueballs it’s Blueblood!”
“It is? I could of sworn its Blueballs?”
“It’s Blueblood!”
“You sure?”
“Yes I’m sure of my own name!” Blueblood was losing his temper really quickly.
“Whatever you say Blueballs.” Samson shrugged.
“That’s not my name!”
“What is?”
Blueballs, that isn’t my name!”
“It’s not?”
“Yes!”
“You sure it isn’t Blueballs?”
“YES!”
“Then what is it?”
“Blueblood!”
“So no Blueballs?”
“Yes!”
“Yes on Blueballs?”
“NO!”
“No on Blueblood?”
“Yes!”
“But I thought your name was Blueblood?”
“No you idiotic dragon! My name is Blueballs you hear me? MY NAME IS BUCKING BLUEBALLS!” Blueblood yelled so loud that everyone heard it throughout the castle.
After a few seconds everyone started laughing their asses off. Blueblood looked at them not knowing why they were laughing till it dawn to him what happen. His face turned red from embarrassment. Samson was just smiling as the prince looked at with murder in his eyes but he didn’t care.
“Damn you dragon, I’ll get you for this I swear!” And with that Blueblood stormed off to his room.
“Oh man, that was just too awesome.” Samson grinned.
“Oh man Samson that was the best thing ever! You totally made that ass a fool.” Rainbow Dash snickered.
“That wasn’t so hard since he was making himself one already.”
“I gotta say sugar cube that was the funniest thing I ever seen. I can’t believe you made him say his name was Blueballs.” Applejack said.
“Indeed, even if he deserved more I must say that was quite the trick you pulled Samson, could of sworn you would lash out on him.” Rarity said.
“I could but that would be to easy, I could of tear this guy a new hole with no problem but the best fight ever is the one where no physical force is used.”
“A wise statement Samson, you truly showed our nephew some humility something of which he needs sorely.” Luna said.
“More than that if you ask me.” Applejack added.
“How about we move the tour to another part of the palace, our garden has just bloom a new set of flowers I believe you all will like. Luna how about you show the girls the garden I’m talking about while I have a quick word with Samson here?”
“Is something wrong Princess?” Twilight asks.
“Just want to discuss something with him in private, we’ll be along shortly."
Twilight nodded as the others follow Luna to the garden leaving the princess and the dragon alone.
“Guess I’m in trouble huh?” Samson asks casually.
“Trouble?” Celestia asks.
“Well yeah, I pretty much pissed off your nephew who happens to be a prince of your kingdom and made him look like an idiot. So whatever punishment you have in mind I’ll go corporately.”
“As admirable as that is, it is unnecessary Samson.” Celestia said.
“Huh?”
“The way I see it, my nephew started the confutation and you didn’t lay a claw on him nor harmed him physically in anyway. All you did was talk and he stormed off. Nothing more.” She smiled.
“…Huh, well thanks for not thinking of putting me in the slammer. You are a really good Princess.” Samson smiled.
“I try. But I also want to properly thank you Samson.”
“For what?”
“For all you done, you saved my little ponies more than once and even going so far as risking your life for theirs not caring if you died. And you continue to do so. I notice when you were talking to Blueballs-I mean Blueblood you put yourself in front of the girls as if protecting them from an attack that Blueblood might use on them.”
“I did?” He asks not really remembering that but catch her saying her calling her nephew Blueballs which made him smile a bit.
“Yes, you instinctively put yourself in front of them so you could protect them. This shows me you have a good heart and are willing to protect them. You have great power in you and yet you didn’t use it against Blueblood but yet you use a more peaceful way to ward him away…though I wouldn’t mind if you did use your powers on him.” She said with a slight mischievous grin.
“I know and like I told Rarity it would be too easy…the power I have he could never wield nor understand it’s both a gift and a curse. To be able to end a life is so easy…it’s almost sickening.” Samson said as he stared at one of the windows.
Celestia just looked at him with a slight worried look; she could tell that he must be conflicted about killing, weither it be for protection of himself and others or by other means. She herself knew of the curse he speaks of as she and her sister are also cursed. The power they wield are that of gods and it is so easy to just do what you want cause you have said power, just like how Blueblood is. But she saw Samson had held back and tried to use other ways to end conflicts but knew that he had to use his powers to overthrown an enemy for the sake of others. It isn’t always easy even if the opponents is like the bat creatures or the Wendigo, beings with no soul or consideration of others. Celestia put her hoof on his shoulder in a comfort way. Samson looked at her seeing the kind smile showing him she knows the feeling.
“It is indeed hard to wield such power trying to balance what’s right and wrong. But I know you are strong enough to overcome the odds and do what you think its right for the sake of the ones you care for. But you aren’t alone; you have them to be your reason knowing they will help you as you help them. And now you have me and my sister to help as well.” Samson was surprised by her words.
“…I…thank you princess.” He smiled.
“Anytime Samson…and please, call me Celestia.” She said as she leaned in to give him a quick kiss on the cheek.
Samson froze in shock can’t believing Celestia just kissed him.
“Come Samson, the other are waiting for us, let’s not keep them waiting shall we?” She winked and lead Samson to the garden.
“Son of a bitch these Ponies are really fucking with my mind. It’s almost like there…no it can’t be…they can’t love a monster like me…if they didn’t love me…why would they?” Samson thought sadly and followed Celestia.
Author's Note
Whelp here's the second part, I hope you all enjoyed it. Please review and tell me what you think. See ya next time!
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