I must be dreaming!!!

"Hey doc! You got a plan?" I asked The Doctor. He nods then continues to pull me into an alley.

Wait....I should probably backtrack to let you guys know what happened before I met the Doc.

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"SHIT SHIT SHIT!" I cursed out loud while being chased with a bunch of mares behind me. Apparently once every few months, the mares go into 'heat' which gives them an urge to mate. Problem is, they are also extremely fertile during this. Even worst for me, this lasts for a week at most. So now I'm running around town, avoiding sex crazed mares.

As I continued to run, I began hearing things from the mares like, "Come on big guy! Lets see how big you really are!", "Give us some of that juicy human meat!" and "Make love to us!!". 'God...Their absolutely terrifying when in heat! I just hope somepony can help me...'

=Meanwhile, in a different part of the town=

"Derpy! Please! I beg of you! Don't do this!" A stallion, with a dark brown mane and light brown fur coat said to his companion. He is cornered by his companion, a golden maned, light grey fured mare. She is cross-eyed, with her retinas golden in colour.

"Like I said doc, your not going to escape this time. I'm planning to tie you up on a bed and just rut me till there's no tomorrow" the grey pegasus told him while licking her lips and giving him sultry eyes. The stallion gulped. He didn't want to hurt her, but he also didn't want to be tied up for a week on the bed. He pushed her aside and went straight for the door. He didn't bother opening it and just rammed it down. He just kept on running, hoping that his pegasus companion doesn't find him.

=Back to Ryan=

"Shit!" I cursed once again as a mare almost caught my left leg. I was running around for god knows how long and my feet are killing me. I know I couldn't stop, so I just kept on running, even with the unbearable pain.

I saw two ways in which I could run, left or right. I decided to go left and hoped for the best. Thank god I chose left. I know that the mares are still behind me but I couldn't see them anymore. I decided to test my luck again and ran into a nearby alley in which I collided with a stallion.

"OOF!" Both of us said at the same time. The collision made my head hurt a lot. The stallion managed to recover first.

"Oh I'm terribly sorry my good sir" he said in a British accent that I seemed to know, but can't put my finger on it. I looked up and saw a hand greeting my face. I hesitantly grabbed it and was then pulled up by the stallion. He wore a brown jacket with a white shirt underneath and wore a red neck tie, he also wore dark blue pants with a, what it appeared to be, a golden hourglass that seemed to be imprinted on it. His mane and tail were dark brown while his fur coat is a lighter shade of brown, lighter than his leather jacket.

He looked very familiar, it's as if I had seen him from somewhere or from some show. I swatted away those thoughts and we then began to introduce ourselves. "No problem. I'm Ryan, the only human here in equestria." I told him

"Human you say? Well nice to meet you too. I'm the Doctor" he replied

"Doctor Who?" I asked

"Whooves. Not who but Whooves" he replied

"Okay...Well nice to meet you Doc but I'm currently being chased by a couple of mares" I said. I told him about my situation to which he jut out a finger to his head.

"Hmmm....It seems you and I have the same problem. You see, I'm being chased by my traveling companion. A light grey Pegasus" He told me. 'Huh...He and I should get along quite fine methinks'.

"Well, we won't get anywhere if we just stand here and talk all day Doc. Soooo....

You have a plan?" I asked the light brown stallion. He nodded. He grabbed my shirt and began to pull me into another nearby alley....Weird...This seems déjà vu to me...oh well.

"So what's the plan Doc?" I asked him, whom was still pulling my shirt. We stopped when we reached the end of the alley. He then stopped pulling on my shirt and the next thing I'm hearing is a weorping sound.

'Hey...Doesn't that sound familiar?'

'I know....It sounds so familiar'

"Ahh...It's here." Doctor Whooves said. I turned around to see a blue police box that the british use. ' Isn't that the...meh...Maybe just a coincidence'

"THERE HE IS!!" We turned to the right to see a group of sex crazed mares. Our eyes suddenly widened with horror. "HEY!! HE BROUGHT HIS STALLION FRIEND ALONG!" One of them yelled out loud. Then they charged at us.

We didn't have any time to think of what to do with them, so we both entered the small police box. What surprised me was that the inside I much, MUCH bigger than the outside. "Shit...I need to relocate this thing fast" he said. I was confused for a while when he meant 'relocate' but before questioning him on it, the entire police box began to shake.

"Quick! Grab onto something!" He yelled. I didn't hesitate any further and quickly grabbed the nearest metal object, a pole. The police box then made the same weorping sound. After a while, the voices of the mares outside began to grow quieter and quieter, until we couldn't hear them no more.

"Phew...That was close" Doctor Whooves stated.

"Yea...close call back there" I said. I was curious as to what this entire thing was called. So I asked him. "Please. Can you tell me, what the hell is this place called?"

"Oh...Well, we're inside of what is known as 'The Tardis' " he told me. I nodded at this. The first thing that came to mind about this 'Tardis' was that it is really freaking big inside. The next thing that came in mind was that, what were those buttons, levers and switches were for? I didn't have anytime to ask that as the Tardis began to make the same weorping sound it made earlier on.

"Where did you 'relocate' us Doc?" I asked him. I was afraid that he might have relocated us in the center of Ponyville. When the weorping died down, we stepped outside and, ironically enough, we were in the Everfree Forest, the last place I wanted to be. Even worst, the Tardis began to make the weorping noise again and when we turned around, the Tardis was gone.

"Well, this can't get any worst now can it?" Doctor Whooves said. Great Doc...Just great. With those words being said, I knew that things will get worst.

'ROAAAAAAARRR!'

We turned around and saw a manticore that was a few meters away from us. The options we had were, run or fight it. The chose the 1st. We hauled ass, away from that cat thing.

After a while, we stopped to catch our breaths, when a female voice caught out attention. "Ahh...Mr Whooves, glad I can see, that you have made it in one piece" Her voice was ethereal to my ears. Her way of speaking also caught my attention as it was in a rhyme.

"Ah! Miss Zecora! Thank Celestia we found you!" The Doctor exclaimed. 'Hmm...Zecora...What a strange name...Meh. All pony names are quite strange....but she's no pony! She's a zebra!' I was shocked to see a black and white striped zebra instead of a pony in front of us. She was wearing a simple grey robe that seemed to be made of...an animal hide preferably a wolf.

"Please do come with me. I have not had many visitors you see." She rhymed.

'Oh god...I wonder what will happen next?'