Waking up while falling through the sky isnt something I wanted to happen, hitting the ground is probably the next thing. After being pieced back together and finding out that the 'humans' that were taking care of me were actually little colorful ponies. Yeah, this has to be a dream.

This is a story about Anon and his life in Equestria.

Readers, both new and old. I welcome you to the first fanfic I posted on this site. It's had a bit of a rough history. Going through many changes and even a complete rewrite that ended up failing. The fact is, you shouldn't try to rewrite your past. This is the story that started it all and now I have realised that it should stay the way it is, a flawed but loved story. This story is largely untouched with only minimal spelling changes to keep it as close to the original as possible.

Mature: Contains clop in marked chapters. *Will be skippable*