A life as a pony.by LunaluverChaptersWhere am I ?Where are you, Lauren ?Arcade tripUm, Hi.Oh screw you guys. WarWhere am I ?I grab my nineteenth beer, and chug it. Today I was celebrating my Irish haritage. After about two hours of drinking, me and my friends try to drive. The last thing I can remember is I was in the back of the truck parting with two of my friends, the truck started to go to the other side of the road. Everything soon went black I awoken in a room I have never been in before, and I was on a little girls bed. I try to rub my eyes, but something felt wrong. I looked at a pink hoof. I jumped back and eeped. I heard footsteps and saw the door knob wiggle. I jumped under the bed, and saw a girl with red hair open the door. I tried to be a quiet as I could, but she could here me trying to move. She looks under the bed and tells me that she doesn't bite. Yeah like I haven't heard that before. I back up more under the bed. Then she grabs me, and yanks me out from under the bed. She sits on the floor next to me and starts to talk. I zone out while she talks and look around her room. She has a normal twin sized bed with a My Little Pony sleeping bag draped over it on the right side of the room. On the left side was a shelf that had pony toys on it. From top to bottom there was: Firefly, Posey, Applejack, Surprise, Twilight, and Sparkler. There is a box on the floor that was also full of G1 ponies. There was the "Dream Castle play set" on the floor, a calendar that said July 1985. There was a desk that had sketches of random ponies on it, and some bean bag chairs. There was also a small T.V near the front of the room. "So how did you end up here in my world ?" I look down and notice I have wings, no cutiemark and a blue tail. I look up at her and shrug my..shoulders? Shoulders. "I'm Lauren. Do you know your name ?" I look down, then back up... "Firefly..?" "But..You don't look anything like the toy, or the show. And you don't have a symbol ! And-" "Cutie Mark." "What ?" "A cutiemark it's-" I cut myself off because I remembered I was in the 80's and couldn't alter the timeline more than I already had. Lauren looked at me with a confused look. Then the door knob started to wiggle and I hid under the bed. A woman that looked simaliar to Lauren walked in. "Who are you talking to ? "Um.. No one....why ?" "Um. No reason. Anyway that "My Little Pony'' show you like is on." "Thanks mom." Her mother walked out and shut the door. Lauren grabbed the remote and turned on the T.V. I slowly crawl out from under the bed and the first premiere of MLP was playing. "See you don't look any thing like that ! You don't even have a cute..cutie-mark..." "I haven't really seen what I looked like..." She pulled a mirror out of no where. Oh great back then people could break the fourth wall. I looked out myself and I looked like a G4 pony. "G4 !!" "What ?" "Nothing." We watched the second MLP premiere which was Escape From Catrina. It was getting late the clock read 10:30PM so I went under the bed and Lauren climbed on the bed. Firefly.. Don't you want to sleep on the bed with me ?" "No, I don't want to be seen." "Okay.." She handed me a small blanket and I snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ Lauren sat on the bed, and got lost in her thoughts. She had her favorite pony in her house. How did she get here ? Why doesn't she act like the show ? Is she really Firefly ? Why does she look different ? What is G4 ? What is a cutiemark ? She glanced over at her clock it read 1:30 AM. She grabbed a Firefly plushie and snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ About 2:00AM I had to pee REALLY BAD. I crawled out from under the bed and realized something. I think this kid may be Lauren Faust. I walk over to her desk and try to find some proof. I found her school I.D and sure enough she was the Lauren Faust. It made me excited knowing that I was in the same room with Lauren Faust, but it also made me have to pee more. I tried to open her door. That was a struggle. I twisted the knob with my hooves, kicked it, and eventually bit it. I turned the knob with my mouth, and started gagging. The door came open and I spit on the floor. That crap was NASTY ! I walk into a little hallway that led to random doors, that were cracked slightly opened. I peak through one door, and was scarred for life. All I have to say is: Lauren's parents, and sexy roleplay. I go to one of the doors on the left and opened it. Thank Celestia it was the bathroom. I left the door a crack open, I was not going through that horrible experience again. How do horses pee ? DAMN IT ! I sit on the toilet and my tail gets wet. I did the guy pose and tried. No wang. I stand in the shower and pee. I tried wiping, I'm not even going to explain what happened there. I slowly crawl through the hallway, avoiding the adult room. I slip into Lauren's room and slide slowly under the bed. I can't get back to sleep. I toss and turn. I'm used to sleeping on a floor, I don't like my bed. I decided I should stay awake. About 15 minutes later I get lost in my thoughts. How did I get here ? Am I dead ? I miss beer. HOLY CRAP ! I am back in the 80's ! I'm a Pegasus ! Wow..I'm slow.. No facebook... No DA.. No FIM... No interwebs... Well this sucks. Is there internet ? I have know idea... Should I tell Lauren her future ? Should I stay ? Should I leave ? I miss my sister.. I lay my head down and begin to cry.. I miss home.. Where are you, Lauren ?I woke up from the sound of birds chirping. I look at the clock "6:00 AM" it read. I look down, I'm still filly Firefly. "Damn it" I slowly crawl out from under the bed, and look up. Lauren is gone. Who the hell wakes up before 6:00AM in the middle of July ? I here a loud a growl, it was my stomach. I look over and Lauren's door was shut. "Oh Gawd. No" I have to go through that horrible experience again. I walk to the door and kick it. No movement at all. "I will regret all of this." I put my mouth on the knob and twist, the door instantly opens. I run to the bathroom and throw up. I walk down stairs and stupidly called Lauren's name. No answer. I walk in the kitchen and open the refrigerator. So much food. I grab some carrots, because I didn't want to be to rude. I sit at the table and got so bored, and I ate all the carrots in the house. My wings start to flap for no reason. "Well my cutie mark will be for flying..." I walk into the living room and jump on the couch. My wings start to flap faster, then I jump of the couch. I start to flutter two inches off the ground. Even though it wasn't much it felt awesome. Then my wing gave out on my and I fell flat on my face. "Ow.." Slowly I get back up, and walk to the living room. They have a small T.V, but it probably has more channels than Lauren's. I look frantically for the remote. A fly up and look on top of the T.V there lay the remote. I grab it and press the big red button. The first thing that popped up was: My Little Pony. My Little Pony. I comb and brush her hair. My Little Pony. My Little Pony. Tie a ribbon to show how much I care ! My Little Pony. My Little Pony. I take her where ever I go ! My Little Pony. My Little Pony. Oh I love her so ! "Well that was extremely gay." I turned off the T.V and walked to Lauren's room. I sat on her bed and derped out, and started to sing. When danger makes me want to hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side ! Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten, twice Fluttershy. "Who are Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy ?" I jumped up and fell flat on my face. "How long have you been here ?" Lauren covers her mouth and tries not to laugh. I got up and rolled my eyes. " I was shopping, and I got you something." She held up some ugly dog-suit. " If you wear this, you can leave the house." "Is there an arcade near here ?" "Yes." I yank the outfit out of her hands and march into the closet. About five minutes later I come out looking like a puppy. "I hate this." "Aww, you look adorable !" "What ever. TO THE ARCADE !" I ran out of the room before Lauren could stop me. Lauren ran down the stairs and found me in front of the door kicking it. She sighed and opened the door. "I could have done that.." "Yeah right." she replied as she grabbed her purse. Author's Note Short chapter.. NEXT CHAPTER, The arcade trip. Arcade tripLauren and I walk outside. I decide to look around the yard, it has a white fence around it, with a small concrete pathway leading to the exit. To the left was a swing set, nothing else. On the right was an old tool shed. The first that came to my mind, was SHED.MOV. Oh how I miss the internet, but sadly Lauren had no computer. I look up and hiss, for I saw my worst enemy. The Sun. I HATE the Sun. As I got ready to attack the enemy, Lauren began to was away. As we walked to the arcade, I kept scratching my front legs. This dog costume was itchy. The walk seemed like an eternity, but we finally made it. As Lauren opens the door I notice that the place is super crowded, and so does she. "Maybe we should come back later." I look at the ground sadly, but it might be for the best. "I guess you're right." We begin to walk down the street,and I start getting itchy. "Can I take this off ?" "..... " I look down sadly. Did I say something wrong ? Did she not here me ? I snapped out of my thoughts when Lauren made a sharp turn to the right, then stopped. I look left and see an old abandon park, rusty swing sets, slides, and monkey bars. "Yes." "What ?" "You can take the dog costume off." I yank that itchy, piece of crap off of me. "Why are we here ?" "You have wings, so try to fly." "Okay !" I climb up the monkey bars and think of yaoi. (Yes, yaoi.) This gives me the biggest wing-boner ever, time to fly. I look down and gulp. Not the best time to think of it, but I have a fear of heights. My wings begin to flap, I guess it's time to fly. I jump up and start flapping as fast as I can. I am about a foot off the ground, but it feels amazing. I flew up as high as I could and close my wings. As I was falling I counted. "1..2..3.." Then my wings shot open. I was about to fly when my wings flew up, out of my control, causing me to crash. As I hit the ground, a sharp pain runs in my wing, I look down to see a small pile of blood. Lauren runs over to me, and picks me up. She ran home avoiding everyone on the streets. As we enter her house, no one is home. "Are you okay ?" "Yeah. Why ?" "Your wing might be broken." I sat there in her arms and gave her blank stare. My wing might be broken ? Eh. I'm pretty lazy I probably wouldn't fly much anyway. Lauren sets me down and starts looking for bandages. "Do you even know how to fix a wing ?" "Um no.." There we sat doing nothing. "Well I'm going to bed." I got up and left Lauren, with my wing still bleeding. 'What the actual fuck ?" I jumped in Lauren's bed and started laughing. I have never heard heard Lauren say fuck before. I look at my wing, it doesn't look broken. It was a little bit paler than the rest of my body. Probably because of blood loss. Oh well. Maybe I should I go see someone about this. But who would I go to ? Not like I can walk to a vet and be like "Hey Nigga ! Down here ! Yeah me, the pink horse thing. My wing is broken." No. No, that would never work. I walk out onto the stairs and look at Lauren. She is still looking for bandages. I roll my eyes, and try to flap my wings. With that I let out a sharp cry of pain. Okay maybe it is broken. I look down at Lauren, thank Celestia she didn't here that. The pain reminded me of my sister. We used to get in fist fights, and we made up when we watched My Little Pony. I miss her, but not as much as I miss beer. I started to derp out, when there was a knock on the front door. I run under Lauren's bed, and pray that know one sees me. Then I here Lauren, and her mom talking. I sit under her, really bored, because they have been talking for about an hour. I finally heard them shut up. I walk to Lauren's door, and saw Lauren's mom climbing up the stairs. She looked really tired, but then again she was working before 6:00AM, it's almost 4:00PM, and her husband is still working. Then Lauren comes up stairs, holding an ace bandage. She wrapped up my wing then set me on the bed. "My wing is broken isn't it ?" "Yup." "How am I going to fly ?" "Wait for it to heal, I guess." "Hey Lauren." "What ?" "We never went to the arcade." "Shut up." I turned over and looked out the window it was pretty dark, so I decided to, um "Hit the hay.". I climbed under the bed, and wrapped up with the blanket. Lauren climbed on her bed and fell asleep instantly. Her snoring was just like Rainbow Dash's. I lie under the bed and can't get to sleep. I was still homesick, but there was something missing. My Rainbow Dash plushie. I can't live without her, my dad bought her for me and she very special. I have almost never went a night without her, and no one is aloud to touch her. I miss Dashie. I miss my sister, and my brother. It's cool living with Lauren, but I have never been this far from family. Why do I only think about my problems at night ? I really liked flying though. When I was little a loved the sky. It just looked so open, and free. I envied the birds, but now I have wings. One may be broken, but still awesome. After about fifteen minutes I fall asleep. Author's Note First off before anyone asks about the yaoi thing. I am a girl, girls like yaoi. If you don't know what yaoi is, you're better off that way. I might not be posting chapter four anytime soon, due to school. Any questions ? http://fmaluver01.deviantart.com/ Link to my DA, I'm more active on it then I am on this website. Um, Hi.It's been a few days now, and my wing is still broken. I sat in the floor bored out of my mind. Today was Saturday, July 20th, 1985. I had to stay in Lauren's room, because her parents were home on the weekends. They were also having a family game day, which might turn to night. I sat in front her desk staring at my hooves. I missed hands. As I kept thinking about how great it would be to grab things better, something out of the corner of my eye sparkled. I turned around and saw a mirror. It wasn't big, but it was big enough for me to see myself. I walked over to mirror and stared at it. Like I said before, I looked like a G4 pony, a Rainbow Dash recolor. I had purple eyes, blue hair, and a pink coat. I looked like a filly Rainbow Dash, sort of. I stared into the mirror for about an hour. The more I stared the more my mane looked rainbow, my coat looked blue, and I had rose eyes. The sad thing was, I knew I wouldn't be a Dashie. The only thing that stopped my starring was the doorknob wiggling. I ran and hid under the desk. When I looked up I saw Lauren. She had a pez dispenser. "Here. I know this isn't much, considering the fact that you ate 12 PB&J's yesterday." "I still wasn't done eating those !" Lauren rolled her eyes, handed me the pez dispenser and left. How do I open one of these with hooves ? Damn. I threw it against the wall, nothing. I was about to bite it, then I realized it would more than likely taste horrible. I sat down and put the pez thingy between my bottom two hooves, and pulled. The top of the dispenser broke, and candy went everywhere. "Oops. I hope she didn't want that back." I looked around the room, candy in every corner. I just grabbed the three pieces in front of me, I'm too lazy to grab the others. I looked around the room and looked at Lauren's toy chest. "Lauren does have a lot of toys...." Okay, I'll admit it. I love to play with little kid toys. I grabbed her Medly toy, and started to run with it. I jumped on Lauren's bed, and grabbed her Firefly toy off the shelf. I put those two on the floor, and started jumping on Lauren's bed again. I grabbed Twilight and Applejack. When I got down I saw an Ember toy on the floor, and grabbed her. With that I started to reenact "Firefly's Adventure." "I'M GOING FOR THE DOUBLE INSIDE OUT LOOP !" I started running around Lauren's room, with pony toys in my hooves. I wasn't really paying attention to what was happening, but when I turned around, there was a block headed boy and Lauren standing in front of the door. Oh. Shit. "Um, Hi." "Um Craig, this is Firefly." "Sweet a talking horse." ___________________________________________________________________________________ It's been a few years since that indecent, I hope they forgot all about it. It's Lauren's birthday today. Saturday July 25 1987. I had to be locked in Lauren's room all day, and every since Craig and Lauren saw me with the toys, I've been staying under the bed more often. Lauren was 14, Craig was 17, and I looked 8 or 9 when I should be 23. I looked down at my flank, still blank. My wings have gotten a lot stronger, and bigger. I looked over at the window, it was open. I walked over to the door and peeked out of it. No one on the second floor. I climbed on the window sill and flapped my wings. Before I knew it I was soaring in the air. Looping around, it was easy. Now I see how Princess Twilight didn't need help learning too fly. As I was getting lost into my thoughts I bumped into something. What would be so high in the air ? When I looked up I saw a green Pegasus filly. Medly ? "Ow." The Pegasus said as she rubbed her head. "Huh ?! Another Pegasus !" "Yeah, sup. I'm Firefly. You?" "You don't seem shocked." "So? Answer my question." "Um, all I know is that I'm a G1 pony. A girl at that." "What ? Are you supposed to be a boy ?" "Yeah, when I was a human. I am- well was J.W." "James William ?" "HEY ! NO ONE KNOWS THAT !" "Cheyenne does." "Cheyenne ? Is it really you ?" "Yup. I missed you buddy !" I said as I pulled him, well her into a tight hug. We got back down on to the ground, but near the forest, so we wouldn't be spotted. "So how to you suspect we got into pony bodies, and in the 80's" "I have no idea." he said rubbing a hoof against his neck. "So. Who have you been living with ?" "Nigga, you know I don't trust anybody !" "You trust me !" "Yeah, I knew you since we were two ! I don't know anyone here." "Your mom was alive in the 80's." "SHHHH. SHH. " "Um, okay...So how did you end up here ?" "Huh ?" "Ya know HERE." "Oh. Well when we were out drinking, yada yada. The truck wrecked and closed my eyes in fear, when I opened them I was near a lake in a pony body.What about you ?" "All I remember is the truck swerved, stuff went black, and I woke up on a girly bed." "Who's bed was it ?" "Lauren Faust !" We had a conversation that lasted for hours, but it was soon getting dark. JW er Medly naw JW. He was about to leave into the woods, but I convinced him to come with me. We didn't need to fly, most people were already in bed. As we walked down the street the Sun began to set, it was beautiful, and my enemy was leaving for the night. As we got closer to Lauren's we started to fly, to get to the second floor window. As soon as we climb in to the window Lauren opened the door. She was covered in cake, and had wrapping paper on her clothes. "Hey, Firefly. I saved you a piece of cake, before food fight started ! Hey ! Who's this ?" "Um. Hi." Jw said as I was pulling him through the window. "Lauren, this is Medly. Can she stay here ?" "Um, is there anypony else I should know about ?" "Nope !" "I guess." "YAY !" Me and JW yelled at the same time "Shh. Keep it down. No one except me and Craig know of you guys." "Sorry." That night me and JW had to sleep under the bed together. It was awkward. We may have known each other from birth (Seriously 6 days apart.) we only shared a blanket when we were babies. Lauren only had only spare blanket, and her room was cold. About about 2:00AM I was almost asleep when JW wrapped his wing around me, and started mumbling. At 3:00 AM we had a tug of war with the blanket, I won. After a half hour of arguing he finally went to sleep. I couldn't get to sleep, so I kicked JW. When we were in 6th grade I got payed to be his tutor. The best part about it was, his grandma gave me permission to slap him. Ever since it just stayed. After I kicked him, he just rolled over and snored. At about four AM I couldn't take it. I climbed in Lauren's bed and made her move. "Firefly ? What do you want ? " "Scoot. I'm sleeping with you. " "Fine." Over the night I was pretty much a blanket hog. About 5:00AM I kicked Lauren out of the bed and sprawled out, before she could get off the floor. Author's Note Okay, JW always gives me money so I put him in the story, even though he forgot all about it. And it's in past tense now. Note: In real life me and JW are cousins. Oh screw you guys. Oh screw you guys. I woke up and looked out the window, it was just starting to turn daylight. I looked at the clock, frigging 6am. I rolled over and stretched, causing my wings to pop out. I looked under the bed, JW wasn't there. I looked where I kicked Lauren off the bed, she wasn't there either. I jumped off the bed and looked around the room. "Jay.. Lauren ?" No reply. I walked to the closet and kicked t open. No one was in there either. "Where are you guys ?" I went under the desk and looked. Nothing. I sat in the floor for a minute then realized, I have to pee. I walked to the door. It was slightly open. I put my hoof on the door and "BOO !" "HOLYSHIT !" When I looked up I saw JW and Lauren. They had some old Halloween masks on. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ?" "PAYBACK !" The two screamed in unison while laughing on the floor. "Hey what's that smell ?" Jw asked with a scrunched up nose. "Jesus Firefly. I didn't know we were that scary." I looked at them with a confused look. Then it hit me. I looked at the ground, and there was a pile of warm yellow liquid on the floor. "Oh screw you guys." For the next hour I locked myself in the bathroom. I was scrubbing myself with a bar of soap, trying to get rid of that horrid smell. "As Celestia as my witness I will get revenge. Yes, REVENGE." While I was plotting my revenge, I heard talking downstairs. I heard Lauren Jw and a familiar voice. "Who is that ?.. CRAIG!" They could be telling him about my humiliation ! I jumped out of the tub, and started to shake like a dog. I looked at the mirror, my mane was spikier than usual. "Oh well." I was running down stairs, and water was dripping from my mane. I slipped. "DAMN DAMN DAMN. Ow." I got up and looked around. Surprisingly no one heard me. I looked over in the living room and saw Craig Lauren and Jw piled around the TV. Since they weren't talking about anything that concerned me, I flew back upstairs. I sat at a desk and wondered: How the hell can I get revenge ? I could put a bucket of water over a door. No, no to much of an old trick. Warm water and a sleeping victim ? No, I've had enough piss in one day. Murder ? Nah, to drastic. "Think Firefly. Think." I sat in the floor and thought about ever thing I have read. I thought about all the fan-fics, prank books, un-returned library books. Still nothing. Then it hit me. "Yes ! This one will need science." I walked into the living room to see where everyone was, but when I got there no one was in the room. I walked into the kitchen and looked around. I saw something at the top of the refrigerator, it was out of reach. I fluttered my wings and grabbed the thing. It was a note. Dear Firefly, We went to the store to buy some chips. Medly keeps eating them all. P.S We would have brought you, but you seemed pretty mad. I rolled my eyes and threw away the note. I climbed up on the counters and opened the cupboards. Revenge. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ I turned on the stove and put a pot of vinegar on it. I grabbed some cinnamon and dumped it in. I looked over at the bottle of vinegar and took a drink. "It taste better if you store it in a boot." I grabbed some lemons, and dumped them in the pot. Then I realized J.W is a weird per-pony. He'll eat anything. I grabbed some Brussels sprouts, shredded them up, and put them in the pot. I got three ups out. Each already had Medly's, Lauren's, and Craig's name on them. In Craig's glass was just plain milk, since he did nothing mean. I grabbed a ladle and spooned my creation into the left over glasses. I poured milk into it and mixed it. You could hardly see the sludge, all you saw was milk. I sniffed it and was delighted.You couldn't smell anything, but the cinnamon I saw that. I had some sludge left in the and dumped it out the window. After I was done disposing, I saw Lauren, Medly, and Craig walking towards the house. I flew up the stairs and stood near the banister. From here I had a perfect view of the walking into the kitchen. "If my calculations are correct. The hot summer sun, AKA the enemy, would make them thirsty. They would grab their cup not question it and drink. I will hide under Lauren's bed and pretend to be asleep. When they find me ready to kill me I pretend to be confused. It only works half of the time, but still worth it. " I whispered to my self. I looked over at the kitchen and saw them drink. Instantly Lauren ran to the sink and puked. Jw questioned the taste then gagged. I slightly giggled, I didn't want them to here me. I fluttered off the ground and somehow made it to Lauren's room. After I was n the sanctuary I ran under her bed. I was think I was safe until- "FIREFLY !" Yup. I'm screwed. Author's Note The vinegar thing.. When I was little I walked around school with vinegar packets in my boots. I was either going to drink it, or squirt it in peoples eyes. Okay the main character is a girl. She was a girl when she was a human, and as a pony. She is based off my personality. Wow. I'm a bitch. Sorry for it being a short chapter. WarI slid back farther under Lauren's bed, and hit the wall. "Shit, shit, shit. I'm screwed. " I whispered to myself. I sat under Lauren's bed praying for about five minutes. I noticed that all the screaming had stopped. Where could they be ? I slowly crawled out from under the bed and looked out the window. I saw Craig and Lauren looking around the yard. I didn't see JW. "Maybe he's flying so- EEP !" I looked down. The was ice and water all in the floor, and I was soaked. I looked out in the yard. Craig and Lauren were laughing and pointing. I turned around and saw J.W laughing. "I hate you so much right now. " He opened his eyes and flew away as fast as he could. I opened the window and screamed. "This. Means. WAR ! I slammed the window shut and marched into Lauren's closet. It's actually a nice closet. Ever since came back to the 80's I've made a little home in it. Enough rambling. (Gawd I feel old .-.) I turned on the light and walked to the corner. In the far left was an old pink toy chest. It was a little (very) dusty. I kicked it, it opened, yet dust flew everywhere. I looked down inside, and Jesus, it was like Narnia. Inside was: hats, purses, dresses, shoes, scarves, gloves, toy guns, etc. I grabbed an army hat, purse, darts, and dart gun. Like I said, war. I put on the army hat and purse. I put the darts and gun in the purse. I kicked the door and walked around. Lauren's room wasn't full of stuff that would help in battle. I was about to leave Lauren's room then I realized "how the hell am I going to shoot?" I got the gun out of the purse, and broke the piece off, where the trigger is. I put my mouth in the trigger, and a dart hit the wall. "Oops.." I backed away slowly and ran out the door. I ran to the stairs, and slipped once again. "OW ! OW ! OW ! DAMN IT !" Okay, it shouldn't have been wet from my bath. I looked up to the top of the stair case and saw a bottle of wax. I gritted my teeth and flew to the kitchen. There I saw Jw holding.. lemons ? "Dude, really ?" He jut smirked and squeezed the lemons. Juice shot everywhere, and I just jumped back. I grabbed the dart gun, and shot Jw's leg. "OW ! What the hell man !?" I just laughed like a demonic freak, and got in battle stance. Jw slowly got up, and yanked the dart out of his leg. "Bring it, bitch." I ran towards Jw and kicked him. He took his dart and stabbed me in the shoulder blade. "DAMN IT !" I grabbed the gun, then he kicked it out of my hoof. Jw hit me in the face, leaving a horse-shoe mark. I lifted up my hind leg, and let the biggest fart I ever had. Jw ran to the sink and puked. I just fell in the floor laughing. Then Jw threw vomit at me. I wiped the vomit off and slapped him. "HEY NEEDY !" Jw said laughing. I walked over to him and slapped the piss out of him. "DON'T FUCKING CALL ME NEEDY !" I said with a much more high-pitched voice. We started to slap each other, and pull manes. Lauren and Craig just walked in the kitchen staring at us with confused looks. There they saw two fillies, slightly covered in blood, slapping each over. Lauren decided to finally speak up, "Really, really ?" Me and Jw just looked up and yelled in unison. "SHE STARTED IT !" "What am I going to do with you two ?" Lauren said shaking her head. "Hey, Lauren. I think we may need some ace bandages, and some alcohol. Craig said while staring at our dart wounds. Lauren sighed then said,"Should I even ask ?" "No." Me and Jw said really fast. After they took care of our wounds me and Jw just plopped on the couch and turned on the tv. "Never speak of this again ?" "Never." "Speak of it tomorrow ?" "Yup." Author's Note I have to stop making my chapters so short. Picture by me. The Needy thing, BFDI reference. Me and Jw are weird. I am working on two other fanfics right now, so I might not upload as much. PS. I originally planned to have five chapters, no Jw, and they all die at the end. The more you know !
Where am I ?I grab my nineteenth beer, and chug it. Today I was celebrating my Irish haritage. After about two hours of drinking, me and my friends try to drive. The last thing I can remember is I was in the back of the truck parting with two of my friends, the truck started to go to the other side of the road. Everything soon went black I awoken in a room I have never been in before, and I was on a little girls bed. I try to rub my eyes, but something felt wrong. I looked at a pink hoof. I jumped back and eeped. I heard footsteps and saw the door knob wiggle. I jumped under the bed, and saw a girl with red hair open the door. I tried to be a quiet as I could, but she could here me trying to move. She looks under the bed and tells me that she doesn't bite. Yeah like I haven't heard that before. I back up more under the bed. Then she grabs me, and yanks me out from under the bed. She sits on the floor next to me and starts to talk. I zone out while she talks and look around her room. She has a normal twin sized bed with a My Little Pony sleeping bag draped over it on the right side of the room. On the left side was a shelf that had pony toys on it. From top to bottom there was: Firefly, Posey, Applejack, Surprise, Twilight, and Sparkler. There is a box on the floor that was also full of G1 ponies. There was the "Dream Castle play set" on the floor, a calendar that said July 1985. There was a desk that had sketches of random ponies on it, and some bean bag chairs. There was also a small T.V near the front of the room. "So how did you end up here in my world ?" I look down and notice I have wings, no cutiemark and a blue tail. I look up at her and shrug my..shoulders? Shoulders. "I'm Lauren. Do you know your name ?" I look down, then back up... "Firefly..?" "But..You don't look anything like the toy, or the show. And you don't have a symbol ! And-" "Cutie Mark." "What ?" "A cutiemark it's-" I cut myself off because I remembered I was in the 80's and couldn't alter the timeline more than I already had. Lauren looked at me with a confused look. Then the door knob started to wiggle and I hid under the bed. A woman that looked simaliar to Lauren walked in. "Who are you talking to ? "Um.. No one....why ?" "Um. No reason. Anyway that "My Little Pony'' show you like is on." "Thanks mom." Her mother walked out and shut the door. Lauren grabbed the remote and turned on the T.V. I slowly crawl out from under the bed and the first premiere of MLP was playing. "See you don't look any thing like that ! You don't even have a cute..cutie-mark..." "I haven't really seen what I looked like..." She pulled a mirror out of no where. Oh great back then people could break the fourth wall. I looked out myself and I looked like a G4 pony. "G4 !!" "What ?" "Nothing." We watched the second MLP premiere which was Escape From Catrina. It was getting late the clock read 10:30PM so I went under the bed and Lauren climbed on the bed. Firefly.. Don't you want to sleep on the bed with me ?" "No, I don't want to be seen." "Okay.." She handed me a small blanket and I snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ Lauren sat on the bed, and got lost in her thoughts. She had her favorite pony in her house. How did she get here ? Why doesn't she act like the show ? Is she really Firefly ? Why does she look different ? What is G4 ? What is a cutiemark ? She glanced over at her clock it read 1:30 AM. She grabbed a Firefly plushie and snuggled up. __________________________________________________________________________________ About 2:00AM I had to pee REALLY BAD. I crawled out from under the bed and realized something. I think this kid may be Lauren Faust. I walk over to her desk and try to find some proof. I found her school I.D and sure enough she was the Lauren Faust. It made me excited knowing that I was in the same room with Lauren Faust, but it also made me have to pee more. I tried to open her door. That was a struggle. I twisted the knob with my hooves, kicked it, and eventually bit it. I turned the knob with my mouth, and started gagging. The door came open and I spit on the floor. That crap was NASTY ! I walk into a little hallway that led to random doors, that were cracked slightly opened. I peak through one door, and was scarred for life. All I have to say is: Lauren's parents, and sexy roleplay. I go to one of the doors on the left and opened it. Thank Celestia it was the bathroom. I left the door a crack open, I was not going through that horrible experience again. How do horses pee ? DAMN IT ! I sit on the toilet and my tail gets wet. I did the guy pose and tried. No wang. I stand in the shower and pee. I tried wiping, I'm not even going to explain what happened there. I slowly crawl through the hallway, avoiding the adult room. I slip into Lauren's room and slide slowly under the bed. I can't get back to sleep. I toss and turn. I'm used to sleeping on a floor, I don't like my bed. I decided I should stay awake. About 15 minutes later I get lost in my thoughts. How did I get here ? Am I dead ? I miss beer. HOLY CRAP ! I am back in the 80's ! I'm a Pegasus ! Wow..I'm slow.. No facebook... No DA.. No FIM... No interwebs... Well this sucks. Is there internet ? I have know idea... Should I tell Lauren her future ? Should I stay ? Should I leave ? I miss my sister.. I lay my head down and begin to cry.. I miss home..
Where are you, Lauren ?I woke up from the sound of birds chirping. I look at the clock "6:00 AM" it read. I look down, I'm still filly Firefly. "Damn it" I slowly crawl out from under the bed, and look up. Lauren is gone. Who the hell wakes up before 6:00AM in the middle of July ? I here a loud a growl, it was my stomach. I look over and Lauren's door was shut. "Oh Gawd. No" I have to go through that horrible experience again. I walk to the door and kick it. No movement at all. "I will regret all of this." I put my mouth on the knob and twist, the door instantly opens. I run to the bathroom and throw up. I walk down stairs and stupidly called Lauren's name. No answer. I walk in the kitchen and open the refrigerator. So much food. I grab some carrots, because I didn't want to be to rude. I sit at the table and got so bored, and I ate all the carrots in the house. My wings start to flap for no reason. "Well my cutie mark will be for flying..." I walk into the living room and jump on the couch. My wings start to flap faster, then I jump of the couch. I start to flutter two inches off the ground. Even though it wasn't much it felt awesome. Then my wing gave out on my and I fell flat on my face. "Ow.." Slowly I get back up, and walk to the living room. They have a small T.V, but it probably has more channels than Lauren's. I look frantically for the remote. A fly up and look on top of the T.V there lay the remote. I grab it and press the big red button. The first thing that popped up was: My Little Pony. My Little Pony. I comb and brush her hair. My Little Pony. My Little Pony. Tie a ribbon to show how much I care ! My Little Pony. My Little Pony. I take her where ever I go ! My Little Pony. My Little Pony. Oh I love her so ! "Well that was extremely gay." I turned off the T.V and walked to Lauren's room. I sat on her bed and derped out, and started to sing. When danger makes me want to hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side ! Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten, twice Fluttershy. "Who are Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy ?" I jumped up and fell flat on my face. "How long have you been here ?" Lauren covers her mouth and tries not to laugh. I got up and rolled my eyes. " I was shopping, and I got you something." She held up some ugly dog-suit. " If you wear this, you can leave the house." "Is there an arcade near here ?" "Yes." I yank the outfit out of her hands and march into the closet. About five minutes later I come out looking like a puppy. "I hate this." "Aww, you look adorable !" "What ever. TO THE ARCADE !" I ran out of the room before Lauren could stop me. Lauren ran down the stairs and found me in front of the door kicking it. She sighed and opened the door. "I could have done that.." "Yeah right." she replied as she grabbed her purse. Author's Note Short chapter.. NEXT CHAPTER, The arcade trip.
Arcade tripLauren and I walk outside. I decide to look around the yard, it has a white fence around it, with a small concrete pathway leading to the exit. To the left was a swing set, nothing else. On the right was an old tool shed. The first that came to my mind, was SHED.MOV. Oh how I miss the internet, but sadly Lauren had no computer. I look up and hiss, for I saw my worst enemy. The Sun. I HATE the Sun. As I got ready to attack the enemy, Lauren began to was away. As we walked to the arcade, I kept scratching my front legs. This dog costume was itchy. The walk seemed like an eternity, but we finally made it. As Lauren opens the door I notice that the place is super crowded, and so does she. "Maybe we should come back later." I look at the ground sadly, but it might be for the best. "I guess you're right." We begin to walk down the street,and I start getting itchy. "Can I take this off ?" "..... " I look down sadly. Did I say something wrong ? Did she not here me ? I snapped out of my thoughts when Lauren made a sharp turn to the right, then stopped. I look left and see an old abandon park, rusty swing sets, slides, and monkey bars. "Yes." "What ?" "You can take the dog costume off." I yank that itchy, piece of crap off of me. "Why are we here ?" "You have wings, so try to fly." "Okay !" I climb up the monkey bars and think of yaoi. (Yes, yaoi.) This gives me the biggest wing-boner ever, time to fly. I look down and gulp. Not the best time to think of it, but I have a fear of heights. My wings begin to flap, I guess it's time to fly. I jump up and start flapping as fast as I can. I am about a foot off the ground, but it feels amazing. I flew up as high as I could and close my wings. As I was falling I counted. "1..2..3.." Then my wings shot open. I was about to fly when my wings flew up, out of my control, causing me to crash. As I hit the ground, a sharp pain runs in my wing, I look down to see a small pile of blood. Lauren runs over to me, and picks me up. She ran home avoiding everyone on the streets. As we enter her house, no one is home. "Are you okay ?" "Yeah. Why ?" "Your wing might be broken." I sat there in her arms and gave her blank stare. My wing might be broken ? Eh. I'm pretty lazy I probably wouldn't fly much anyway. Lauren sets me down and starts looking for bandages. "Do you even know how to fix a wing ?" "Um no.." There we sat doing nothing. "Well I'm going to bed." I got up and left Lauren, with my wing still bleeding. 'What the actual fuck ?" I jumped in Lauren's bed and started laughing. I have never heard heard Lauren say fuck before. I look at my wing, it doesn't look broken. It was a little bit paler than the rest of my body. Probably because of blood loss. Oh well. Maybe I should I go see someone about this. But who would I go to ? Not like I can walk to a vet and be like "Hey Nigga ! Down here ! Yeah me, the pink horse thing. My wing is broken." No. No, that would never work. I walk out onto the stairs and look at Lauren. She is still looking for bandages. I roll my eyes, and try to flap my wings. With that I let out a sharp cry of pain. Okay maybe it is broken. I look down at Lauren, thank Celestia she didn't here that. The pain reminded me of my sister. We used to get in fist fights, and we made up when we watched My Little Pony. I miss her, but not as much as I miss beer. I started to derp out, when there was a knock on the front door. I run under Lauren's bed, and pray that know one sees me. Then I here Lauren, and her mom talking. I sit under her, really bored, because they have been talking for about an hour. I finally heard them shut up. I walk to Lauren's door, and saw Lauren's mom climbing up the stairs. She looked really tired, but then again she was working before 6:00AM, it's almost 4:00PM, and her husband is still working. Then Lauren comes up stairs, holding an ace bandage. She wrapped up my wing then set me on the bed. "My wing is broken isn't it ?" "Yup." "How am I going to fly ?" "Wait for it to heal, I guess." "Hey Lauren." "What ?" "We never went to the arcade." "Shut up." I turned over and looked out the window it was pretty dark, so I decided to, um "Hit the hay.". I climbed under the bed, and wrapped up with the blanket. Lauren climbed on her bed and fell asleep instantly. Her snoring was just like Rainbow Dash's. I lie under the bed and can't get to sleep. I was still homesick, but there was something missing. My Rainbow Dash plushie. I can't live without her, my dad bought her for me and she very special. I have almost never went a night without her, and no one is aloud to touch her. I miss Dashie. I miss my sister, and my brother. It's cool living with Lauren, but I have never been this far from family. Why do I only think about my problems at night ? I really liked flying though. When I was little a loved the sky. It just looked so open, and free. I envied the birds, but now I have wings. One may be broken, but still awesome. After about fifteen minutes I fall asleep. Author's Note First off before anyone asks about the yaoi thing. I am a girl, girls like yaoi. If you don't know what yaoi is, you're better off that way. I might not be posting chapter four anytime soon, due to school. Any questions ? http://fmaluver01.deviantart.com/ Link to my DA, I'm more active on it then I am on this website.
Um, Hi.It's been a few days now, and my wing is still broken. I sat in the floor bored out of my mind. Today was Saturday, July 20th, 1985. I had to stay in Lauren's room, because her parents were home on the weekends. They were also having a family game day, which might turn to night. I sat in front her desk staring at my hooves. I missed hands. As I kept thinking about how great it would be to grab things better, something out of the corner of my eye sparkled. I turned around and saw a mirror. It wasn't big, but it was big enough for me to see myself. I walked over to mirror and stared at it. Like I said before, I looked like a G4 pony, a Rainbow Dash recolor. I had purple eyes, blue hair, and a pink coat. I looked like a filly Rainbow Dash, sort of. I stared into the mirror for about an hour. The more I stared the more my mane looked rainbow, my coat looked blue, and I had rose eyes. The sad thing was, I knew I wouldn't be a Dashie. The only thing that stopped my starring was the doorknob wiggling. I ran and hid under the desk. When I looked up I saw Lauren. She had a pez dispenser. "Here. I know this isn't much, considering the fact that you ate 12 PB&J's yesterday." "I still wasn't done eating those !" Lauren rolled her eyes, handed me the pez dispenser and left. How do I open one of these with hooves ? Damn. I threw it against the wall, nothing. I was about to bite it, then I realized it would more than likely taste horrible. I sat down and put the pez thingy between my bottom two hooves, and pulled. The top of the dispenser broke, and candy went everywhere. "Oops. I hope she didn't want that back." I looked around the room, candy in every corner. I just grabbed the three pieces in front of me, I'm too lazy to grab the others. I looked around the room and looked at Lauren's toy chest. "Lauren does have a lot of toys...." Okay, I'll admit it. I love to play with little kid toys. I grabbed her Medly toy, and started to run with it. I jumped on Lauren's bed, and grabbed her Firefly toy off the shelf. I put those two on the floor, and started jumping on Lauren's bed again. I grabbed Twilight and Applejack. When I got down I saw an Ember toy on the floor, and grabbed her. With that I started to reenact "Firefly's Adventure." "I'M GOING FOR THE DOUBLE INSIDE OUT LOOP !" I started running around Lauren's room, with pony toys in my hooves. I wasn't really paying attention to what was happening, but when I turned around, there was a block headed boy and Lauren standing in front of the door. Oh. Shit. "Um, Hi." "Um Craig, this is Firefly." "Sweet a talking horse." ___________________________________________________________________________________ It's been a few years since that indecent, I hope they forgot all about it. It's Lauren's birthday today. Saturday July 25 1987. I had to be locked in Lauren's room all day, and every since Craig and Lauren saw me with the toys, I've been staying under the bed more often. Lauren was 14, Craig was 17, and I looked 8 or 9 when I should be 23. I looked down at my flank, still blank. My wings have gotten a lot stronger, and bigger. I looked over at the window, it was open. I walked over to the door and peeked out of it. No one on the second floor. I climbed on the window sill and flapped my wings. Before I knew it I was soaring in the air. Looping around, it was easy. Now I see how Princess Twilight didn't need help learning too fly. As I was getting lost into my thoughts I bumped into something. What would be so high in the air ? When I looked up I saw a green Pegasus filly. Medly ? "Ow." The Pegasus said as she rubbed her head. "Huh ?! Another Pegasus !" "Yeah, sup. I'm Firefly. You?" "You don't seem shocked." "So? Answer my question." "Um, all I know is that I'm a G1 pony. A girl at that." "What ? Are you supposed to be a boy ?" "Yeah, when I was a human. I am- well was J.W." "James William ?" "HEY ! NO ONE KNOWS THAT !" "Cheyenne does." "Cheyenne ? Is it really you ?" "Yup. I missed you buddy !" I said as I pulled him, well her into a tight hug. We got back down on to the ground, but near the forest, so we wouldn't be spotted. "So how to you suspect we got into pony bodies, and in the 80's" "I have no idea." he said rubbing a hoof against his neck. "So. Who have you been living with ?" "Nigga, you know I don't trust anybody !" "You trust me !" "Yeah, I knew you since we were two ! I don't know anyone here." "Your mom was alive in the 80's." "SHHHH. SHH. " "Um, okay...So how did you end up here ?" "Huh ?" "Ya know HERE." "Oh. Well when we were out drinking, yada yada. The truck wrecked and closed my eyes in fear, when I opened them I was near a lake in a pony body.What about you ?" "All I remember is the truck swerved, stuff went black, and I woke up on a girly bed." "Who's bed was it ?" "Lauren Faust !" We had a conversation that lasted for hours, but it was soon getting dark. JW er Medly naw JW. He was about to leave into the woods, but I convinced him to come with me. We didn't need to fly, most people were already in bed. As we walked down the street the Sun began to set, it was beautiful, and my enemy was leaving for the night. As we got closer to Lauren's we started to fly, to get to the second floor window. As soon as we climb in to the window Lauren opened the door. She was covered in cake, and had wrapping paper on her clothes. "Hey, Firefly. I saved you a piece of cake, before food fight started ! Hey ! Who's this ?" "Um. Hi." Jw said as I was pulling him through the window. "Lauren, this is Medly. Can she stay here ?" "Um, is there anypony else I should know about ?" "Nope !" "I guess." "YAY !" Me and JW yelled at the same time "Shh. Keep it down. No one except me and Craig know of you guys." "Sorry." That night me and JW had to sleep under the bed together. It was awkward. We may have known each other from birth (Seriously 6 days apart.) we only shared a blanket when we were babies. Lauren only had only spare blanket, and her room was cold. About about 2:00AM I was almost asleep when JW wrapped his wing around me, and started mumbling. At 3:00 AM we had a tug of war with the blanket, I won. After a half hour of arguing he finally went to sleep. I couldn't get to sleep, so I kicked JW. When we were in 6th grade I got payed to be his tutor. The best part about it was, his grandma gave me permission to slap him. Ever since it just stayed. After I kicked him, he just rolled over and snored. At about four AM I couldn't take it. I climbed in Lauren's bed and made her move. "Firefly ? What do you want ? " "Scoot. I'm sleeping with you. " "Fine." Over the night I was pretty much a blanket hog. About 5:00AM I kicked Lauren out of the bed and sprawled out, before she could get off the floor. Author's Note Okay, JW always gives me money so I put him in the story, even though he forgot all about it. And it's in past tense now. Note: In real life me and JW are cousins.
Oh screw you guys. Oh screw you guys. I woke up and looked out the window, it was just starting to turn daylight. I looked at the clock, frigging 6am. I rolled over and stretched, causing my wings to pop out. I looked under the bed, JW wasn't there. I looked where I kicked Lauren off the bed, she wasn't there either. I jumped off the bed and looked around the room. "Jay.. Lauren ?" No reply. I walked to the closet and kicked t open. No one was in there either. "Where are you guys ?" I went under the desk and looked. Nothing. I sat in the floor for a minute then realized, I have to pee. I walked to the door. It was slightly open. I put my hoof on the door and "BOO !" "HOLYSHIT !" When I looked up I saw JW and Lauren. They had some old Halloween masks on. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ?" "PAYBACK !" The two screamed in unison while laughing on the floor. "Hey what's that smell ?" Jw asked with a scrunched up nose. "Jesus Firefly. I didn't know we were that scary." I looked at them with a confused look. Then it hit me. I looked at the ground, and there was a pile of warm yellow liquid on the floor. "Oh screw you guys." For the next hour I locked myself in the bathroom. I was scrubbing myself with a bar of soap, trying to get rid of that horrid smell. "As Celestia as my witness I will get revenge. Yes, REVENGE." While I was plotting my revenge, I heard talking downstairs. I heard Lauren Jw and a familiar voice. "Who is that ?.. CRAIG!" They could be telling him about my humiliation ! I jumped out of the tub, and started to shake like a dog. I looked at the mirror, my mane was spikier than usual. "Oh well." I was running down stairs, and water was dripping from my mane. I slipped. "DAMN DAMN DAMN. Ow." I got up and looked around. Surprisingly no one heard me. I looked over in the living room and saw Craig Lauren and Jw piled around the TV. Since they weren't talking about anything that concerned me, I flew back upstairs. I sat at a desk and wondered: How the hell can I get revenge ? I could put a bucket of water over a door. No, no to much of an old trick. Warm water and a sleeping victim ? No, I've had enough piss in one day. Murder ? Nah, to drastic. "Think Firefly. Think." I sat in the floor and thought about ever thing I have read. I thought about all the fan-fics, prank books, un-returned library books. Still nothing. Then it hit me. "Yes ! This one will need science." I walked into the living room to see where everyone was, but when I got there no one was in the room. I walked into the kitchen and looked around. I saw something at the top of the refrigerator, it was out of reach. I fluttered my wings and grabbed the thing. It was a note. Dear Firefly, We went to the store to buy some chips. Medly keeps eating them all. P.S We would have brought you, but you seemed pretty mad. I rolled my eyes and threw away the note. I climbed up on the counters and opened the cupboards. Revenge. _______________________________________________________________________________________________ I turned on the stove and put a pot of vinegar on it. I grabbed some cinnamon and dumped it in. I looked over at the bottle of vinegar and took a drink. "It taste better if you store it in a boot." I grabbed some lemons, and dumped them in the pot. Then I realized J.W is a weird per-pony. He'll eat anything. I grabbed some Brussels sprouts, shredded them up, and put them in the pot. I got three ups out. Each already had Medly's, Lauren's, and Craig's name on them. In Craig's glass was just plain milk, since he did nothing mean. I grabbed a ladle and spooned my creation into the left over glasses. I poured milk into it and mixed it. You could hardly see the sludge, all you saw was milk. I sniffed it and was delighted.You couldn't smell anything, but the cinnamon I saw that. I had some sludge left in the and dumped it out the window. After I was done disposing, I saw Lauren, Medly, and Craig walking towards the house. I flew up the stairs and stood near the banister. From here I had a perfect view of the walking into the kitchen. "If my calculations are correct. The hot summer sun, AKA the enemy, would make them thirsty. They would grab their cup not question it and drink. I will hide under Lauren's bed and pretend to be asleep. When they find me ready to kill me I pretend to be confused. It only works half of the time, but still worth it. " I whispered to my self. I looked over at the kitchen and saw them drink. Instantly Lauren ran to the sink and puked. Jw questioned the taste then gagged. I slightly giggled, I didn't want them to here me. I fluttered off the ground and somehow made it to Lauren's room. After I was n the sanctuary I ran under her bed. I was think I was safe until- "FIREFLY !" Yup. I'm screwed. Author's Note The vinegar thing.. When I was little I walked around school with vinegar packets in my boots. I was either going to drink it, or squirt it in peoples eyes. Okay the main character is a girl. She was a girl when she was a human, and as a pony. She is based off my personality. Wow. I'm a bitch. Sorry for it being a short chapter.
WarI slid back farther under Lauren's bed, and hit the wall. "Shit, shit, shit. I'm screwed. " I whispered to myself. I sat under Lauren's bed praying for about five minutes. I noticed that all the screaming had stopped. Where could they be ? I slowly crawled out from under the bed and looked out the window. I saw Craig and Lauren looking around the yard. I didn't see JW. "Maybe he's flying so- EEP !" I looked down. The was ice and water all in the floor, and I was soaked. I looked out in the yard. Craig and Lauren were laughing and pointing. I turned around and saw J.W laughing. "I hate you so much right now. " He opened his eyes and flew away as fast as he could. I opened the window and screamed. "This. Means. WAR ! I slammed the window shut and marched into Lauren's closet. It's actually a nice closet. Ever since came back to the 80's I've made a little home in it. Enough rambling. (Gawd I feel old .-.) I turned on the light and walked to the corner. In the far left was an old pink toy chest. It was a little (very) dusty. I kicked it, it opened, yet dust flew everywhere. I looked down inside, and Jesus, it was like Narnia. Inside was: hats, purses, dresses, shoes, scarves, gloves, toy guns, etc. I grabbed an army hat, purse, darts, and dart gun. Like I said, war. I put on the army hat and purse. I put the darts and gun in the purse. I kicked the door and walked around. Lauren's room wasn't full of stuff that would help in battle. I was about to leave Lauren's room then I realized "how the hell am I going to shoot?" I got the gun out of the purse, and broke the piece off, where the trigger is. I put my mouth in the trigger, and a dart hit the wall. "Oops.." I backed away slowly and ran out the door. I ran to the stairs, and slipped once again. "OW ! OW ! OW ! DAMN IT !" Okay, it shouldn't have been wet from my bath. I looked up to the top of the stair case and saw a bottle of wax. I gritted my teeth and flew to the kitchen. There I saw Jw holding.. lemons ? "Dude, really ?" He jut smirked and squeezed the lemons. Juice shot everywhere, and I just jumped back. I grabbed the dart gun, and shot Jw's leg. "OW ! What the hell man !?" I just laughed like a demonic freak, and got in battle stance. Jw slowly got up, and yanked the dart out of his leg. "Bring it, bitch." I ran towards Jw and kicked him. He took his dart and stabbed me in the shoulder blade. "DAMN IT !" I grabbed the gun, then he kicked it out of my hoof. Jw hit me in the face, leaving a horse-shoe mark. I lifted up my hind leg, and let the biggest fart I ever had. Jw ran to the sink and puked. I just fell in the floor laughing. Then Jw threw vomit at me. I wiped the vomit off and slapped him. "HEY NEEDY !" Jw said laughing. I walked over to him and slapped the piss out of him. "DON'T FUCKING CALL ME NEEDY !" I said with a much more high-pitched voice. We started to slap each other, and pull manes. Lauren and Craig just walked in the kitchen staring at us with confused looks. There they saw two fillies, slightly covered in blood, slapping each over. Lauren decided to finally speak up, "Really, really ?" Me and Jw just looked up and yelled in unison. "SHE STARTED IT !" "What am I going to do with you two ?" Lauren said shaking her head. "Hey, Lauren. I think we may need some ace bandages, and some alcohol. Craig said while staring at our dart wounds. Lauren sighed then said,"Should I even ask ?" "No." Me and Jw said really fast. After they took care of our wounds me and Jw just plopped on the couch and turned on the tv. "Never speak of this again ?" "Never." "Speak of it tomorrow ?" "Yup." Author's Note I have to stop making my chapters so short. Picture by me. The Needy thing, BFDI reference. Me and Jw are weird. I am working on two other fanfics right now, so I might not upload as much. PS. I originally planned to have five chapters, no Jw, and they all die at the end. The more you know !
