Making the Best of It

by Dark Lightning

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 34873

2 brothers find the city of ponyville, expecting the time of theiir lives.

The weird tale of 2 brothers and their search for a new home. They come across the quiet town of Ponyville, not knowing what to expect, but to make the most out of what happens.

Published 2012-01-29 17:12:52 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-26 02:41:03 UTC

Bring It On

Chapter 3:Bring It On

Okay, so i left my brother to go see that Apple Orchard or what ever the fuck it was, Man was I suprised when I came closer to that thing, I mean that whole place was HUGE!!! I mean you could see Apple Trees EVERYWHERE!!!
Like for real, this coming from me,which is rare, this was actually Impressing. Who knows how long this must have taken so It could reach this magnetud of GINORMIGANTUISM!!! ( I know its a made up word, who gives a crap?)

"DAMN"..................-

"Quite a Sight ain't she?"

"Huh?"

"Over Here".

"Oh." What I saw would have made my brother's heart beat like CRAZY! In font of me stood an orange mare, with 3 apples stacked as a cutie mark, a stetson hat, a blond mane and tail tied into a "Pony" tail (HAH, see what I did there?)
and green emerald eyes......If Cyan was here he might have fainted from her cuteness or something, what a wuss......

"Well, Hardy ther partner, the names AppleJack, "With that she grabbed my hoof and started shaking like Crazy,I mean her grip was hard as HELL!! Well......Its' not like I was going to let this mare pull a One-Up on ME.....So I decided to return the handshake back........

"Well Hey, my names Dark Lightning, but you can just call me Dark" With that I grabbed her hoof and started to shake her hand with force as well, I guess she took this as a challenge or something cause we were in a sort of "battle" of force for like I pressume was a bout 30 minutes until she finally said.....

"Huh....So you still ain't gonna....let go?"

''Not Until.....You....Do....First....."

"We'll....then......its going t-.......to be a long......day then huh...."

"You.....have....no idea.....Cowgir-

"WHAT!?!?......"

"Hey, what's going on?" Okay, know I'm a bit freaked out, I mean her Orange coat turned a Deep Red, not like when someone blushes red, but I mean I'm going to beat the LIVING shit out of you Red......I would be scared but Dad taught me to never show fear to the enemy,I guess that's why he taugt me how to hide my emotions....I mean I had a KICKASS pokerface so i was pretty awesome at conselling emotions.....but I think my pokerface just broke....

"NO ONE CALLS ME, A COWGIRL......"

OH SHIT, I think I made her PIST as hell, maybe with her all mad and angry, with her now red eyes and smoke coming from her nostrils, and her....EWWWW, WHAT IS THAT!?!?! Is that foam coming from her mouth?.....EWWW, WTF?!?!?
How is that even possible? "O.K then.....I guess I'll be leaving then.....". But as I tried to leave, her grip on my hoof grew tighter and tighter, I think she might even break my hoof from all this pressure, AH SHIT!!!! Ah...FUCK! This hurts like a MOTHERFUCKER.....I think my eyes are watering a bit...but I hold them back....EVERYPONY knows you should NEVER cry in front of someone, UNLESS they are you're family....

"Um.....Applejac-

''HOW DARE YOU...... HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!

"WHAT?"

"No one has called me Cowgirl......not since mah Pah died.....ever since then.....I've vowed to conquer any pony who has called meh Cowgirl......"

"Conquer? What do you mean conquer? Like in a game or something, or in....OH DEAR LORD!?!?!? (Dirty images comeforth) Do you mean, "IN THAT WAY......"

"WHAT?!?" She ponders what i just said until she comes to full realization to what I had meant. "NO! Get your head out of the Gutter!!! I mean we settle this....Personally....."

After those 6 words....she finally let go of my hoof, Oh my goddeses...I thought she would never let go of me, after finally getting some feeling in my hoof back....So did my bravado come back as well.....

"So....AppleJack....what do you wan't to get bested in...HMMM?!?!" Horseshoes, Test of strenght? A race around you apple orchard?" man was she about to get pumbled, back in ColtsVille I was the best in EVERYTHING! I was fast,strong,assertive, a leader, you name it, I knew I was going to win in whatever she was going to dish out at me, but it was always fun to see ponies with high intensions on winning fail......It just always brought a wicked smile to my face.....

"No......I was thinking of...." With that she circled me and then went to the nearest Apple Tree that she could find, to my suprise she then kicked it, and then to an even BIGGER suprise, ALL the apples from that tree fell, with that I thought to myself,"HOLY SHIT"......What the hell she was planning on doing, I had no idea, but I knew it involved trees....
"It's something everypony in mah family has had tuh do......APPLEBUCKING."

''Oh......Shit.." Was my only thought as I had learned of the challenge that I was about to face, I mean, Sure I've heard of applebucking, but I've never done it in my ENTIRE life! I mean the only pony who used to AppleBuck was my grandpa but I never actually learned it from him. Sure I had seen it before since my dad did used to work on a farm and all but that was a shitload long ago.....but if this Cowgirl thinks she can beat me without me giving a fight, then she is sorely mistaken.....

"Alright then, AppleJACK.....lets do this, I mena how hard could it be?(REALLY HARD!) Its not like I ain't done this before"( Cause I never did!)

Applejack just smuged,"Well alrighty then, lets a'll get down to buisness then, I just hope you know what you're dealing with......Lighty.....(Oh HELL NAW!!!!)

"You didn't......"

"I sure did, LIGHTY....."

"Well then, AppleJackAss, lets begin, Shall We?"

''Oh,ho,ho, you're going to regret ever even coming here....

"I regret many things in life......this not being one of them, so enought talk, let's BUCK some APPLES!!!"
Out of the corner of my eye I could see a cute little filly, a yellow coat, redish hair, and a little red bow on her head, it kinda made me go D'WAAAA but i remembered what I had to do.....HOLY SHIT THAT IS A BIGASS STALLION!!! Right next to the little filly came an adult stallion that appered to be her older brother or something, HE had a red coat, n Orange mane, and a Green Apple as a cutie mark....the thing that also caught my eye was that there was an old lime green mare who had apperently keep dosing on and off from the front porch on her rocking chair, it was actually quiye HIlARIOUS how every few seconds she would wake up and yell something random like,"Soups On, or "THE TIMBER WOLVES ARE COMIN!!" It was funny and i would have started laughing if I wasn't about to compete with AppleJackAss right over here so I might as well get this started then....
I think they might have overheard our little argument since they just all stood there with a smug look on their face, well I'm going to wipe that smirk off there faces and when I defeat this bitch and PROVE that I'm the best or whatever the hell started this argument (Ain't my fault I can't remember so don't hate....APPRECIATE!!!)

"Alright then.....BRING IT ON!"

"Oh, its been on.....and if you had a right mind, you'd back down right now."

"Heh, well my teachers always did say I had a screw loose....So what are you waiting for?"

With that we made our way to the Bunches of Apple trees, deciding the victor......

( SORRY ABOUT THE LATE UPLOAD, BUT SCHOOL IS A PAIN IN THE ASS!!!
SO HERE YOU GO, TO PLEASURE YOUR NEEDS OF MY STORY OR WHATEVER YOU DO.....SO SEE YA GUYS WHEN I SEEYA..........

AND AS ALWAYS, SEEYA!!!!)

Applebucking Begins.....

Chapter 4: Applebucking Begins.....

Alright then...I gotta get SYKED!!! This is going to be intense, I mean it is my first time at this, but I have to try,like my father said, you never know you're going to suck or rock unless you try it at least. So I have to never give up or give in...unless that thing is WAY to impposible then yeah it is okay to quit, ONLY that reason, so alright then, LETS GET STARTED!

"So, AppleJack......how do we do this AppleBucking.....Huh?"

"Well, I thaught you would know how, OH WAIT....I forgot, you city folk, you don't know,huh.....

"WELL, I wouldn't consider me a city folk, but hey, whatever floats your boat or whatever."

"Well here are the RULES of this here contest, we will both go on and go to the trees on each of our sides, from their we'll go tree ta tree and buck the apples out of them(With that she bucks a nearby tree as an example, showoff.......), once where done with one tree, we go on to the next tree and do the same until we reach Big Mac (The red stallion I guess) and then we run back over here,get it?"

"Yeah,yeah, lets get going." hah, she thinks she can beat me in a race?Well I'm a FUCKING pegasus, I'll just fly myself overthere and then-

"Oh and by the way......ya can't use yar wings during the race neither."As she said that I saw that she was smiling a bit at the end of her mouth, guess she knew I was thinking that, well no matter, I'm still just as fast on my own 4 hoofs.
"So, do we got an understanding of tha rules then?"

"Yeah....Alright......."

"Well lets hop to it then partner!"Unless ya'll finally apolagize....."

"LIKE HELL I WILL!! You know what, lets make this contest a wadger.....

"I'm listening.........."

"Well, since your SO sure of victory, how bout you give me and my little brother something if we win.....maybe, Oh I don't know.......maybe a place to stay since we barely got here and so me and him don't have to go look for a new home?"

"Hum.........well what if I win then?"

"If you win, then I guess I'll apologize then....."

''Hmmmmmmmmm.........let me consult with my family about this fiarst then." With that she went over to Big Mac and the old mare with thelittle filly, I couldn't make out what they were talking about but I did here this, "Not Welcome.......Come ON!.........I don't like this one bit.........Eeyup.........Fine......." and that's when she came back and said, "Alright, I accept yar offer, BUT.......there may only be one of you can live here since we only got one room to spare."

"Well, that sounds reasonable."( UH..no it didn't, were is Cyan going to live? NO.......I must think of him first, myself second,I'll give him the room when I win and I'll find my own home up in the clouds somewhere, or maybe close by the farm)

"Well come on....we got tah start now don't we?"

"Alright....."

"Eeyup......now on your marks(OMG its happening)get set (lets do this.....for Cyan)GO!!!

And were off! Man gotta admit, this AppleBucking is harder than I thought I thought that- WHAT! are you kidding me?!?!
Applejack is in the lead with like 10 more trees than me already, FUCK! If there were only a way to......Oh my god.......OF COURSE!!! Why didn;t i think of it before?!?!? I'll use my Lightning powers.....DUH!?!?
LIGHTNING FTW!! Alright what can I use,Lightning Bolt,Lightning Shock,Blast ,Erruption,
ThunderStorm........THUNDERSHOCK! With this, I'm able to create a sortof shockwave that will, don't know how to say this....so basicly it will shake something with intense force if I hit it with my front or back hoofs, so know I just need to apply my lightning energy into my hind legs......THERE. Heh,heh,heh, Applejackass is going to be bound in for a suprise....

(AppleJacks POV)

Gosh darnit, what is taking Lighty so long,heh...Lighty, but seriously,with all that bragging I would have thought he would at least be head-ta-head with me but I'm ahead of him by like 20 trees by now, looks like victory is sweet as mine-
Oh my lord.......look at him, he's bucking apples like Big Mac would plus with my speed! I don't know what's gone into him but I don't want to find out.....

(My POV Again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, look at AppleJacks face when I started thundershock, shes all like, Wut?and I'm all like, Yeah, believe it. Its so funny, she has the same expression some mailmare I saw had....heh,heh, I'm closing in, 10 trees,.....7 trees...3 trees....1 tree...and I've caught up! Yeah! I knew I could do it, know if I could only surpass her then victory is certain....

"YEEHAW!" OH FUCK! She's done, and I still need 1 more tree, okay I'm done now, gotta beat her to the finish line...

As we both galloped(I caught in 10 seconds flat)......

(RD POV)

"Where is that Dark or his stupi-Wow.......I felt like someone used something of mine, but I can't pin point out exactly what....Meh, must have been nothig....Now to keep searching!"

(MY POV)

SHIT! Were neck and neck right now, who would have thought a a farmer would have SO much energy and Strenght and Speed.....other ponies I faced were weak, guess its because they were always other pegasi or unicorns.But DAMN, she has some spunk for not giving up, I like that in a girl-I MEAN that she is some tough competion,yeah(heh,heh,heh).
I need to pull off some kind of miracle or something....okay were coming into view of the finish line, this is it, damn she gallops fast, but I can be faster, so with that I used the last of my strenght to give me an extra boost and
"Oh SHIT....I'm going to win....hah, better luck next time Cow-

'THAT DOES IT...AHHHH!!!"

"HOLY SHIT....."Umph.....that's pretty much what I heard, when AppleJack tackeld me and we rolled into a ball to the finish line.

"YEEHA! I WON, looks like you owe me an-

"Like HELL you won, you tackled me to the ground!

"Well there's nathing in the rules that said I couldn't, now did they?"

"Well no......but we still don't know that YOU won, I could have won since when I got tackeld it started a HUGE dustcloud to block the view and-

"Eeyup, I don't mean to but in, but I think this here is.......a tie.

(Both of us) "A TIE!?!?!

"Eeyup."

"Ah Shoot, well since this heres a tie...I guess I don't need to hold a grudge against you.......Darky.(With that at the end she smirked)

"Well I guess you're right.....Jackie, we shouldn't fight about this, so since this a tie, I have to say..........I'm Sorry for calling you a Cowgirl and all that, I didn't know that it meabt a lot if you weren't called that and I apologize for my demenor and all that other apologetic stuff. I hope that you could find it in your heart to forgive me and-

Whats weird is that while saying that whole fake/or maybe real apology AppleJack stopped me and hugged me and said,
"Oh gash darnit, stop with all that stuff already, I forive you and what not, I guess what I'm saying is that you and I could now become friends and I could introduce ya ta all my friends!"

"Well alright, I guess I'll see ya later then."

"Were ya heading off to?"

"Well I told you I needed a place to stay, and know I'm going to find one.....

"Well I suppose since ya did apologize I could let you.......rent the room I told you about."

"Really?"

"Really, or my name ain't AppleJack!"

"Well alright, but I'm not going to be stayying in that room, my little brother will, I need to look out for him first, I'll find my own place to stay, but for now, the older brother in me is telling me to find a place for him then me."

"Wow, he must be lucky to have a brother like you......alright then, when hes ready to move in, call me so I can show him around his new home."

"Alright, I'll do that, thanks Jackie, you're a real great......friend."

"Well much ablig......Darky."

"You won't just stop with that will you?"

"No."

"Well I'll see ya later then, I'll come back and introduce you to Cyan then, so seeya for now."

''See Ya partner....

And with that I'm off to look for Cyan, I wonder what the hell he was doing while I was busy with this....

SO HERE IT IS YOU GUYS......THE NEW CHAPTER AND WHAT NOT.....CYAN'S POV IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, I WONDER WTF HE WAS DOING?!?!?!

Seeing Pink...

Chapter 5: Seeing Pink.....

Okay so like a part of this chapter is going to be about what Cyan did when I left him to wander off and stuff.....

Cyan's POV
(Wow, can't believe Dark let me go off on my own, usually he justs goes with me whereever since I cause ALOT of Mischief when left alone or Prank others to the MAX! Heh, good times, I guess hes finally thinking me as more matu-)

"AHHHH!!!" OKAY, I'm not going to believe it, but I'm getting JUMPED! I can't believe IT! I'm usually the jumper instead of the jumped but thats another story. What to do, WHAT TO DO!?! Wait, how come I hear laughter......my goddesses, maybe its one of those crazy ponies that wants drugs or something, wait, what is she saying? I can't understand a word shes saying.

"OhmygodareyouokayIdidn'tseeyousoIthoughtthatIdidn'thitsomethinguntilIsawyouonthe
floorandIthoughtisheokaybutthenIsawyoumovesoIwaslikeohhesalrightandokay!" With that she gave me this GIANT smile that seems impossible big since if physics has shown me anything that stuff like that is Impossible.

"Oh, well thanks anyway for apologizing and all but I have to-"

"WAIT, are you new here cause I've never seen you here before and I know EVERYPONY here in Ponyville so then-

"YES, I'm new here, me and my brother Dark barely got here yesterday.......Oh how rude of me!,My name is Cyan Oasis-

"Well HI! MyNameIs Pinkie Pie but my friends call me Pinkie for short." And there goes one of those giant smiles again, heh, they're kinda cute.

"Well Pinkie, it was nice meeting you and all but I gotta get-

"WAIT, but you just gotta come inside to SugarCube Corners! We make the BEST sweets and baked goods in all of Equestria!"

"Wait......bakery? Well I do love making sweets and I love eating them even MORE!"

"YOUTOO?!?!? I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Cake and Cupcakes alot.......Well since you enjoy baking as much as I do....how bout we go inside and make some Cupcakes!"

'HELL YEAH! I mean, sure, of course! Lets get a move on on them, I can't WAIT to show you how AWESOME I can bake!

"ME TOO! Maybe we could even be.........Cooking Buddies(GASP)."

"WOW........are you serious?"

"OF COURSE, I'm serious, silly.Come on, maybe if Mr and Mrs Cake see how good you are, they might even HIRE you!'

"Well, it would be nice to get a job since we do need the money cause we only brought so much with us that I don't know how long it will last........alright Pinkie, lets show them what I can do!

"YAY!!!" And with that we walked inside, DAMN that place smelled delicious! I almost wanted to eat everything in sight,almost.

Rainbow Dash's POV

"When I get my hands on that pegasus I'm gonna rip him to shreads! How dare he Electricute me and then say HE"S the best Flyer in ALL of Equestria. I'M the best, I won the Competition a year ago, I AM THE ONLY PEGASUS KNOWN TO DO A SONIC RAINBOOM! With all that with me, I proved I'm the best, heh, a race against ME? He must be crazy to think he can win........still, what if he has accomplishments as well? He could be better.....NO! I refuse to accept that.....now where is he? Maybe someone in CloudsDale saw him.....yeah that would be a good idea to check."
(Flies Off in search of Moi.)

Cyan's POV

"So Pinkie, what do you want to make, a cake, a donut, OH how bout a GIANT donut surounding a cake?!"

"Actually I was thinking we could make.........CUPCAKES!"

"I Love Cupcakes......so lets start baking!"

"Wait, first we need to sing the song!"

"What Song?"

"This one silly, now you viewer press the song link below!"
This Song!

"Pinkie, who are you talking to?" She just answered back: "Oh Nopony.'' Then she winked at the wall, weird, but alright, and she started to sing:

"All you have to do is take a cup of flour,
Add it to the Mix,
Now just take a little something sweet not sour,
A bit of salt, just a pinch!"

"Baking these treats is such a synch,
Add a teaspoon of vanilla,
Add a little more and you count to four,
And you never get your filla!"

"CUPCAKES!
So sweet and tasty, CUPCAKES!
Don't be too hasty, CUPCAKES!
Cupcakes,Cupcakes, CUPCAKES!!!"

(Turn off Song and all that if you weren't smart enought to do that already)

"Wow, that was an AMAZING song Pinkie, I didn't know you could sing that beautifully, and look at all the cupcakes we made!But I think we made too many cupcakes, what are we gonna do with all of them?"

"Well we could eat them all right now, OR......we could go share them with my friends tommorow.....in a PICNIC. Hey thats a great idea, a picnic, I could introduce you to all my friends at the picnic tommorow, I have to start sending the Invitations to my 5 gal pals, I'm going to be busy for a while Cyan, so could you meet me here tommorow morning at noon so I could take you to the park and introduce you there?"

"Well alright, I guess I'll see you tommorow at noon then tommorow, seeya tommorow Pinkie!

"SEE YA Cyan, thanks for helping me make the cupcakes....oh wait here!

"What?"

"Here, take one of the cupcakes that we made as a thank you gift!"

"Oh, well thank you."

"Well you're welcome.......so I guess see ya then........OH HI Mr. and Mrs.Cake, you're just in time to see my new friend Cyan! I was wondering, do you think he could work here.....with me?

"Is that right, you want a job here? Well what can you do?"

Well.....Mr.Cake, I did help Pinkie make those cupcakes over there, but I guess I could show you some of the other pastries I could make.

2 hours later and a SHITLOAD of baking later

"We'll Cyan I guess you are an excellent baker, we would be glad to have you on board, you'll start in 2 days, until then good bye and were honored to have you with us."

"Thank You Mr.Cake, I won't let you down, and thank you Pinkie, for helping me....."

"Oh no problem silly, its what friends do."

"Friends.......we'll I guess I did make one today, you, well I'll see you tommorow then Pinkie.

And with that I left to go find Dark and tell him the good news, I hope he can come with me tommorow to the picnic, I just know we'll make more friends there, and I know that our lives here is going to be AWESOME!

Rainbow Dash's POV

"Hmmm, I've asked every pony and they haven't seen anybody like Dark or his little nit-wit brother. I guess checking in Clouds dale wasn't a go-

"Hey Rainbow...CRASH!" Oh great, its the 3 idiots of Equestria, Hoops,Score and Dumbell.Seriously, don't they have anything better to do than mock me and call me names, cause I'm NOT in the mood for this crap.

"What's wrong Rainbow....Uhh.........Filly Fooler! Yeah, that what I meant to say, filly fooler, heh good one me, heh heh."

"Shut Up retards, I don't have time for your retardness, oh and by the way, have you seen a black pegasus stallion, awesome red and black mane, black eyes.......or have you seen his brother I guess, a sea-foam green coat, blueish mane,
green eyes, so have you seen them?"

"Why do you want to know Rainbow CRASH?!?! Is he, your COLTFRIEND!?!?!"

Rainbow Dash's face felt all red and she knew that they knew that she was blushing.
"Oh I'll show you guys." With that she did what she knew best........she KICKED their ASS/Flanks, whatever, man they were so messed up like CRAZY! You couldn't even tell who was who anymore with there swollen faces and all their cuts and bruises.

"So, let me ask you 1 more time........did you, or did you not.....see them?"

''NO!, We- we didn't se-, see any of them.........I SWEAR!!!!"

"Alright then, thank.....you for your co-operation, take care now." With that she dropped him and flew to Sweet Apple Acres.

"I got you now Dark, now I'll-

"DASHIE!DASHIE!DASHIE!DASHIE!DASHIE!DASHIE!"

"Huh, oh hey Pinkie Pie, whats up?"

"Well, I was thinking me and the rest of the gang would enjoy a nice picnic tommorow."

"Whats the occasion Pinkie, you don't normally do this without a reason."

"Well thats for me to know and for you to find out tommorow."

"Alright, where will it be then Pinkie?"

"Well remember the medow where all 6 of us were going to have a picnic, but then Twilight started talking who knows what about not delivering her friendship letter?"

"Oh YEAH! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..........that was funny, her with her mane all messed up and all, okay, I'll be there at a-

"NOON!"

"Alright I'll see you at noon then, see ya Pinkie."

"Bye Dashie!"

"Well it looks like Dark is going to have to wait, I guess I'll get him tommorow at the race, for now........ITS IME TO NAP, WHILE STILL BEING AWESOME!"
And with that she leans into a cloud and goes to dream land.......thinking how she'll kill Dark tommorow.

Pinkies POV

Wow, that was easier than I thought, I already have Twilight,Rarity,Fluttershy,and Rainbow Dash, now all I need is Apple Jack and we'll be complete! I can't wait for them to meet Cyan tommorow.

Oh, theres AppleJack right now, I hope she says yes and comes, well here we go then, AppleJack!

AppleJacks POV

"AppleJack!"

"Huh, oh well howdy Pinkie, what do you need?"

"Well, I was wondering if you could meet me and the girls at the medow,you know where Twilight went CuCu, and have a picnic there, I have some news for all you."

"Well I sure would love to-

(FLASHBACK)

"Oh gash darnit, stop with all that stuff already, I forive you and what not, I guess what I'm saying is that you and I could now become friends and I could introduce ya ta all my friends!"

"Well alright, I guess I'll see ya later then."

"Were ya heading off to?"

"Well I told you I needed a place to stay, and know I'm going to find one.....

"Well I suppose since ya did apologize I could let you.......rent the room I told you about."

"Really?"

"Really, or my name ain't AppleJack!"

"Well alright, but I'm not going to be stayying in that room, my little brother will, I need to look out for him first, I'll find my own place to stay, but for now, the older brother in me is telling me to find a place for him then me."

"Wow, he must be lucky to have a brother like you......alright then, when hes ready to move in, call me so I can show him around his new home."

"Alright, I'll do that, thanks Jackie, you're a real great......friend."

"Well much ablig......Darky."

"You won't just stop with that will you?"

"No."

"Well I'll see ya later then, I'll come back and introduce you to Cyan then, so seeya for now."

''See Ya partner....

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

"AppleJack, YOUWHO, anybody home?"

"Huh, oh, sorry, I was just remembering this sorta promise I made to.....somepony.Hey Pinkie, do ya mind if I bring a guest to the picnic with me?"

"Oh course I don't mind! The more the merrier as I always say!"

"Well alright then, I guess I'll see ya at noon then at the park."

"Alright, goodbye AppleJack!"

"So Long, Pinkie." Gosh Darnit, I hope Dark ain't mad if I tell him to come with me.....

My Point of View

Man, that AppleBucking sure did a number on my legs, I wonder how AppleJack can live with doing that her whole life-"Oh Hey Cyan!"

"Oh hey Dark, guess what?!"

"What?"

"I made a friend, AND i got a job here, oh and tommorow I'll be going somewhere with this mare I meet, her name is Pinkie Pie!"

"YougotajobCOOL!Goingsomewhere,WHERE!?! A MARE!?!? Well Cyan you dog you, didn't know you had it in ya....what are you 2 going on a romantic DATE!?!"

"SHUT UP! Were just friends, and she and her friends are inviting ME to go with them, and you can't come so NEH!"

"Alright then, but just be safe and all that, alright?

"Yeah I know."

"Oh, by the way, I found out a place for you to stay, its.....ummmmmmm,SWEET APPLE ACRES! Yeah, there we go,
so I became friends with the owner named AppleJack, since you have a job know you can pay for rent, she'll show you around and show you to your room and what not, ain't that AWESOME!!!

"Yeah, it is, but were are you going to stay?"

"Ah don't worry about your Big Bro, I'll either find a home in CloudsDale or find somewhere close by in Ponyville."

"Well, alright then, lets GO!"

"Alright, come on this way!"

30 minutes of walking/flying 4 me later

''Well here it is Cyan, Sweet Apple Acres, your new home......how do you feel?"

"I feel at home Dark, thats all I gotta say...."

"Well I gotta look for AppleJack-

"Well Howdy, nice seing you again Dark, and I bet this is Cyan."

"Well hey there AppleJack, and yeah this is Cyan here, I hope you could show him around the farm and show him to his room, and don't worry, he just got a job, don't know where, but a job none the less, so he'll be paying rent, and I won't take No or anything else that is negative for an answer!"

"We'll that is mighty kind of ya'll, but since you insist,I understand your decision........Darky."

(DeathGlare) "Well I'm glad you understand, Jackie."

(DeathGlare Returned)

half an Hour of DeathGlaring Later

"Well then Cyan, I guess I'll see you tommorow then...."

"Well bye Dark, hey um, Applejack? I'm just going to wait by the door while you 2 settle this alright?

"A'ight."

"So......Yeah...." Hah, look at him run.

"So then AJ, I guess I'll see you around then....." Phew, I thought that moment would never be over, now I just need to-

"Hey, um Dark.....

"Yeah AJ?"

"Remember how I said I was yar friend and how I promised ya to meet my other friends?"

"Yeah?"

'Well, I was wondering if maybe yu'd a come with me to this Picnic mah friend was having, tommorow at noon."

A Picnic? Well that actually sounds fun, I guess I could go since Cyan's going who knows where, so okay I'm open then.

"Alright AJ, I'll meet you here so we could then walk over there, alright?"

"We'll alright then, Goodnight Dark...........(sweet dreams)

"Goodnight AJ..............(sleep tight)

With that I flew to the nearest cloud and rested there.
"Man, where am I going to live? I need to find somewhere quick cause I don't want to be sleeping on clouds for the rest of my life, I guess I'll find a home tommorow after that picnic.......but for now.....might as well enjoy the peace.
And with that....... dozed off....

WELL HERE IT IS, THE NEXT CHAPTER, HERE YA GO YOU GUYS, YOU'RE WELCOME AND WHAT NOT.............OH NO........RD IS GOING TO BE AT THE PICNIC, RD AND I FACE OFF TO PROVE OURSELVES AND 4 BRAGGING RIGHTS, AND FOR OTHER STUFF THAT I'LL WRITE ABOUT LATER, SO AS ALWAYS

SEEYA UNTIL I UPLOAD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

The NOT SO GREAT AND POWERFUL

Chapter 6: The NOT SO GREAT AND POWERFUL

TIME FOR THE NEW CHAPTER, WELL ITS HERE. THE BEGINNING OF THIS CHAPTER IS ABOUT A DREAM I ACTUALLY HAD, IT WAS WEIRD AND ALL, BUT I'M TECHNICHLY A WEIRD GUY. SO HERE IT IS THEN.

As I laid there on my soft cloud, I could only think about tommorow.Meeting AJ's other friends, well I guess thats going to be fun. Man, what happened to me? I used to be an arrogant son of a bitch, scratch that, I still kinda am, but ever since meeting AJ, I've felt differently all of a sudden, must be hormones or something.....Well its sleep time now, and with that, I was out like a light.......what I didn't excpect was the weird dream I had....

(DREAM TIME!)

"Where the fuck am I?"I was in some cloud, but the whole place was different.....I mean that all the clouds were a blood red and when I looked at the ground, there was no ground!There was, nothing......and thats when I saw her, I have NO idea how she got there, but I knew ONE thing.......she's going DOWN!
The brash and arrogant Rainbow Dash was standing on a cloud a good 15 feet awy from me.

"Well well well, if it isn't Rainbow Dash.......hows it been since here last encounter?"She stayed speechless, and thats when I noticed the beautiful dress she was wearing. Gotta admit, she looked REALLY pretty, but I can't let those weird feeling get in the way, now can I?

"Hey Rainbow Dash, you look cute in that you know." With that, just likethat she had appered, her dress disappeared and she looked at me, I could tell she was blushing , like I said before....cute. Well that only lasted like 5 bloody seconds until she glared at me with a look of determination,of a challenge, of.....WAIT! A challenge? HELL YEAH!!!

"So Rainbow Dash, I guess your here for a race, huh?" She only answered with a slight nod, and thats when it happened, she just leaned back, and fell into the abyss below...........WAIT FELL?!?! AH SHIT!!!

"Hey Rainbow Dash....you alright?" Huh.........IDEA! I'll just aluminate down below to see better! With that I started to charge my Lightning into a ball of energy and........

"GO LIGHTNING FRAG GRENADE!!!" With that I hurdled the frenzy of Lightning below, but I saw nothing,like if my grenade hadn't made contact with anything below since it explodes on impact.....weird.

"Hey you."

I turned around just in time to see Rainbow's legs buck me in the face, and with me now falling into the abyss, the last thing I could hear was her laughing...........that BITCH!

"FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(My Dream Ends)

"SHIT!!!!" That was all I could say when I woke up from the dream....man that shit was weird. I was covered in sweat like CRAZY!! So.......either I was scared, IT was really hot at night, OR it might be that I'm sleeping on a rain cloud.....its one of those three.

"Well like what time is it?" Well judging by where the sun is......I believe its about 9:00 or 10:00. "I got time to kill, might as well go and look for that job I need, hmmmmm........maybe I could find something at the town square."
And with that I'm off...

(Cyan's POV)

"Huh, where am I?" Oh yeah, the Apples place. This place is really nice, I meet the cutest filly yesterday named AppleBloom, turns out its AppleJacks little sister. And then theres Big Macintosch, now that guy is HUGE and strong as HELL! He was also very kind with me, they even invited me down for some PIE! Now thats what I call some hospitality.
They were really amazed when I accidentally showed them my water powers, it was nothing much really.....just me pouring some water in a glass.....then I got bored and started moving it around in mid-air....I don't get what the real deal is......I should have just told them it was magic, thank goddeses they believed me, Dark said that if I tell anypony, some bad dudes were gonna come after us and split us up since we might be dangerous, but hey, they can't mess with the BEST magic holder in the UNIVERSE! So yeah, might as well see if I could help in any waty until noon.

(MY POV)

Wow this was much more boring than I thought, I mean there is literally nothing going on, just people selling and buying, going in or coming out of restaurants or stores.....Hey look some street entertainment!!!

This is gonna be cool, huh its some blue unicorn with some cool fireworks and some smoke machines and other cool stuff.

"COME ONE COME ALL AND WITNESS THE AMAZING POWER OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! BE AMAZED AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE PERFORMS THE MOST AMAZING MAGIC EVER KNOWN TO PONY KIND!!!" Wow.....doesn't she think to much of herself.....she was just an ordinary show-mare with stunts and mirrors that any pony couls do...I mean look right now! She just shoot a little glitter that is now sorrounding her and everyone is all like,"OH MY GOD Trixie you're so amazing!" OR "NoPony is like you, you're AWESOME!" WHAT THE FUCK!!! I bet if I just did some of my Lightning moves, they'd be all over me, maybe even a simple Lightning out of my hoof to a tree would react to them, what retards! I'm getting out of here.

"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? ARE YOU TOO AMAZED AT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIES-

"SHUT UP!!!! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!!! OH AND I'M GOING TO BE TALKING LOUD NOW TOO!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT!?!?!?!

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE LIKE THAT!?!? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND PERFORM SUCH WONDERFUL FORMS OF MAGIC, COMMONER!!!" Okay, she is driving me off the road right now.....but I have to keep calm.....Its what my father would have wanted.

"SEE EVERYPONY, I TOLD YOU HE WAS JUST A LOSER, HE CAN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK, I WONDER HOW HIS PARENTS FELT HAVING A LOSER AS A SON-

"THAT TARES IT!!!!!" She had just crossed the line that one statement, and know, I was going to make her pay......

"Well, Trixie, if you seem like you know what you're doing, you wouldn't mind taking me on in a challenge......well?"

"HAH! YOU THINK AN AVERAGE FOOL LIKE YOU CAN DEFEAT TRIXIE!?!? WELL COME ON STAGE THEN LITTLE ONE, BUT LET ME WARN YOU, TRIXIE PLAYS TO WIN."

"I couldn't agree more......heh,heh,heh, now then......lets get started, shall we?" I could just smile at all the ponies that were watching as I went against the "GREAT AND POWERFUL" Trixie, Pffffffff, whatever...... not like she can actually do anything.

"NOW, WATCH AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEFEATS THIS PEASENT LIKE SHE DEAFETED AN URSA MAJOR!" An Ursa Major......REALLY!?!? Huh......going to be a shame putting in her place.

"Well then Trixie, whatcha waiting for then (CRACKS Neck), we should begin, the fans are waiting.....

"DO NOT SPEED UP THE GREAT AND POWERFUL-

"YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!?! She just stared at me like the crowd did, but I didn't care, my dad said to NEVER hit a girl, but this ain't a girl, its a mare, so FUCK that shit.

I was so pist that I just lost myself there, so I did what I always do when I'm pist......I'm GONNA OBLITERATE THAT BITCH!!!!! So I put some of my Lightning into my hoof, not that much anyway, just a bit......but to others.....IT WAS A SHITLOAD!!!! I was actually glad a bit, I never really perfected it really....but this could be the first.....

"TAKE THIS BITCH, GO MY LIGHTNING FRAG GRENADE!!!!" With that I flung my grenade at her, as I expected, it hit my target......but what I didn't expect was that I accidentally launched TWO of them......AH SHIT!!!!!

"FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK!!!!!!!!!!" I had NO idea that shit was going to happen, so its only a matter of time before some unlucky son-of-a-bitch gets electricuted.....so I need to catch that shit!

I was following that thing for what felt like a half hour, Lightning is fast as HELL!!!! After another 10 more minutes,I decided to stop and just watch my ball of lightning go. Wait......its about to hit some fucking pegasus on a cloud....."GET OUTTA THE WAY DUDE!!!" I could only watch in horror- WAIT, Horror.....not so much cause on further inspection, I saw that it was heading toward the EverFree Forest, so I didn't have to worry.

"Heh,heh, PHEW! Thank goddeses no one lives over there,nowwhat time is it?" I'm guessing about 11:30.....so I might as well go back over to Sweet Apple Acres and wait for them to get ready. Thank goddesses I was smart enough to retrieve my sachel when I went after the ball of energy, or I would have had to gone and retrived it.
Might as well go now, don't wanna be late on AppleJack.

And With that I flew off to Sweet Apple Acres.

(Fluttershy's POV)

"Now come on little Angel, you know you have to take your bath." She was growing tired with trying to geAngel to take a bath, that is until she got an Idea.

"Now,Now, angel, if you don't take your bath, lightning will come out of the sky and hit the ground because the princeses will be very mad, so.....if you could, um....take your bath now......if you want."

Angel still did not move, and Fluttershy wasn't kidding about the lightning, she just thought it would happen a different way.
All of a sudden, a ball of lightning crashed throught the window and hit the bunny, it went all like(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) and after a couple minutes of him covered in a yelloow ara of lightning, he finally stopped and fell into the tub.

Fluttershy could only watch in horror at what happened, after a couple of minutes of being shocked, she finally said 2 words......."Oh.....My."
And then she fainted.

SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY GRENADE!!! SO YEAH, DON'T YOU GUYS WORRY, ANGELS O.K, JUST SOME SEVERE BURNS AND WHAT NOT, FLUTTERSHY CAN HANDLE IT......I THINK.

SO NEXT I'M FINALLY GOING TO THE PICNIC, MEET SOME NEW PEOPLE,CHALLENGE OTHERS, FALL IN LO- I MEAN EAT A LOT.....YEAH THAT, HEH,HEH,HEH........SO AS ALWAYS, UNTIL NEXT TIME:

SEEYA!!!!!

Picnic TIME!!!!!

Chapter 7: Picnic TIME!!!

As I was finally heading to Sweet Apple Acres, I began to notice something, I was hungry as HELL! I haven't eaten anything but some Apples I got from AppleJack yesterday.Wait.....can it be? YES! Its a bakery,hey its that giant gingerbread house where I meet Cyan again.

As I landed on the ground and went inside, my nostrils were filled with the sweet scent of sweets from cupcakes to cookies to cakes! They had it all, I believe my mouth was watering but my eyes were too focused on the sweets to notice...
Calm myself,I said to no-one in parcticular, just gotta get some help here....OH a bell.

When I rang the bell, an orange stallion came from behind and said to me,"Well Hi there son, we haven't seen you here before, you new here?"

"Yeah. actually I am, me and younger brother moved here yesterday."

"Well what would you like?"

"I guess I'll have 5 of those cupcakes over there, how many bits?"

"That'll be 10 bits."As I paid the stallion, I learned that his name was Mr.Cake, he had a wife named Mrs.Cake, and they had a worker named Pinkie Pie.He told me she went out earlier with some unicorn, wonder who it was. He also gave me some advice, he told me,"Since your new here, Pinkie will throw you a suprise party, so watch out."

I liked him(NOT IN A HOMOSEXUAL WAY!!!) he was one of those guys that you could talk to if you have a problem, as I left, and while eating one of the cookies(Those cookies are to DIE for) I flew over to Sweet Apple Acres.

(Cyans POV)

"Well I guess I better go and meet Pinkie at SugarCube Corner then." After amazing the Apple Family some more for a few hours I noted the time and decided to leave.I mean I didn't want to break a promise I made to Pinkie.
She is pretty much the only friend I have since we got here, well I mean theres AppleJack, but I feel more connected to Pinkie, like we have this bond between us that is like a great friendship that can't be broken, now thats cool.
We'll I guess I'm close since I can smell the sweets from here.

"OhHICyan.ForaminutethereIthoughtyouwouldn'tcomeandIthoughtthatIwasgoingtobeallsadbutyourheresolets
getamoveonSHALLWE!?!?!"

"WELL LETS GO!!! I can't wait to see all your other friends!"

"Well alright, follow me!" With that we made our way over to some medow, gotta say, its pretty nice and comfy ther, like the PERFECT place for a picnic.
As we started setting up,I saw another pony come, she was a purple unicorn with a purple mane with a pink stripe going throught it and a star with little stars by it, I see she has a book with her, what an egghead, I bet my brother would dig her, he did have many types he thought fond of.Can't remember if dorky is one of them.....

'Well hey there Pinkie, and who are you might I ask? I have never seen anypony like you here before,My name is Twilight Sparkle,......AND WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ELEMENT OF HARMONY NECKLACE?!?!?!"

I saw that she was pointing at the necklace that was our family airlume for over 3 generations.Dark said it was the only thing he could find that was still intact after the so called war, I promised Dark that I would treasure it with my life sinc they used to belong to our parents, now they belong to us, and I wasn't going to let some EGGHEAD try and take it.With the way she just talked and how she's coming toward me, I only pressumed that she wanted the necklace or the so called ELEMENT OF HARMONY NECKLACE, whatever that was.

"THERE'S ANOTHER ELEMENT OF HARMONY?!?!? No that can't be, I haven't read anything about it....

"Oh Twilight, lighten UP! This is a picnic remember? Were her to have FUN!!! You can worry about that later, but for now were here to relax with these Cupcakes we made! Oh I almost forgot, this is my good friend Cyan Oasis, he came here with his Older brother yesterday. So we meet,talked, we have a lot in common and he even got a JOB already.He'll be working with me in 2 days at SugerCube Corner, ain't that right Cyan!

"Yeah.......so anyway......LOOK who's that mare coming!"

"As they all turned there head, they saw who was coming. It was a white-coated mare, saphire blue eyes and 3 diamonds as cutie marks, her mane was a deep purple.....she seemed like one of those snotty high class ponies, Oh how I hate them.

"Sorry I'm late darling its just that Sweetie Bell and here friends were......OH HE-LLO, well hello darling, my name is Rarity, one of the greatest fashion designers in all of Equestria, what is your name,huh?"

Knew it, shes one of those bitchy stuck up mares who think there SO great, well since she's Pinkies friend, might as well deal with her.

"Well hey, my name is Cyan Oasis, me and my older brother just came here yesterday."

"Well if any of you two ever need anything, don't be afraid to come to the Carousel Boutique, its were I work and right by SugerCube Corner darling."

"Could you please stop calling me darling, and yeah, I'll tell Dark about you."

"Don't you talk to her like that you jerk!" As I looked beside Rarity, I saw what I presumed to be a baby dragon-A DRAGON?!?!?!? OH SHIT!!!!!

"DON'T WORRY RARITY I'LL STOP THAT BEAST!!!" With that I prepared one of my best moves.........THE TSUNAMI!!!!

"WHO YOU CALLING A BEAST- OH MY GODDESSES......... WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!" He was only like a few feet from me when I finally yelled,"SAY HELLO TO TSUNAMI!!!"

I was prepared to throw my attack from him until I was "Hit" in the back of the head, and went down.......K.O.

(MY POV)

As I landed on the entrance of Sweet Apple Acres, I saw Bic Mac plowing some fields, so I went up to him and asked him,"Hey Mac, you seen AppleJack?"

"Eeuyup."

"Where is she?"

He moved his head over and I could see her bucking some apples,so with that I silently flew behind her and yelled,"AJ YOU READY!?!?"

"I guessed I suprised her since she tried to buck ME, but with MY speed, I easily moved out of the way.
"Wow, AJ calm down, I ain't gonna bite....much.

"What in tarnashions were you doing screamang in mah ear like that!?!?!"

"Well I'm sorry AJ, just wanted to know if you were ready to go to the picnic......

"We'll I guess I'm sorry too, well lets get a move on then, shall we, I can't wait tah show you my friends!"

"Well I can't wait."

"So long Big Mac, I'll be back in a bit!!

"Eeuyup"

As we left, I couldn't help but notice some of the places we walked by, I saw fruit stands, candy stores, a clothes place called The Carasoul Butique, and SugerCube Corners again. I also saw high above me the weather factory were they make rainbows and rain and sunny days and all that other crap.

As we got closer and closer to our destination, she questioned me about stuff, like my past, why I came here, you know, the obvious stuff that you would ask a new pony. I always replied with the simpliest answers I could give and I guess she accepted that.

When I got there, I couldn't believe my eyes.......Cyan was there, and so were 3 other mares plus a baby dragon.
I saw the look Cyan had, anger, and I saw what he was forming, his favorite move, THE TSUNAMI.
So I did what any good brother would do, I went up to him as fast as I could and slapped him in the back of the head.
I guess I over did it since after that he just layed there on the grass.

"OH FUCK!!!" I checked his breathing,he was alright, he didn't get a concussion, just knocked out, he was alright.

As I looked at the other side, I saw that dragon laughing a bit at my brothers mis-fortune since I herad him say,"Dweeb.....Idiot.......Dumbass......Duh." As I keep hearing this I did what was most sensable to me......teach him a LESSON.

So as I walked up to him, I saw the white mare move out of the way, leaving him to face up to ME.

"So....you think its fun to see others get mis-treated, or hurt?" My voice had no emotions, as I was real pist.....

"Well, um.....I..."

"Leave him alone."

I turned my back and stood starring into the eyes of the Purple Unicorn, the white one was standing by her.

"Or What?"

"Or this......

With that single sentence I flew at them, but I didn't hit them, or maim then, instead I just went as fast as I could towards them,went up, then down, and now I stand in the back of them,I guess since they used their eyes instead of there senses, I guessed to them it appeared that I "teleported" behind them.
And thats when I burst out laughing.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
"You guys are WAY to fun."

"Excuse me?" The purple one asked me, she had that book wormish attitude,weird.

''Well don't you see, you guys standing up for the dragon, me knocking my brother out, the pink one over there just eating the cupcakes, its just a funny scene. I mean you 2 looked so serious, and this is a picnic, lighten up!"

After my whole speech, and some more explaining, I got them to calm down and let me introduce myself and all.So I learned that the Purple unicorn is called Twilight Sparkle, star pupil of Princess Celestia.
The white one was called Rarity, greatest desiger in all Equestria, or so she says.
The Pink one is named Pinkie Pie, she is the one that works at SugerCube Corner and brought my brother here.
And the dragons name is Spike, hes Twilights #1 assistant, and by the way he looks at Rarity, I think he has a crush on her.
As we were talking, I saw a yellow pegasus caring for my little brother.Twilight told me her name was Fluttershy and that she was like the medic around here.She also told me she was very shy. After about 30 minutes of caring for Cyan, she came to me and told me that he was going to be alright.

After about another 30 minutes of Introducing myself I told them about where I came from and how we came to be here.
They were a bit sad about what happened to my parents and all, but I comforted them to not take it so harshly.
We were all having a GREAT time, eating cupcakes,laughing,telling each other stories from our past.
Then I fucking remembered that I hadn't given them my name!

"OH MY GODDESES! I forgot to tell you all my name! My name is-

"Dark Lightning.........................

''Who the Hell- thats when I saw her,the same rainbow mane, the same rainbow tale, the arrogance and cockyness in her voice, it was NO doubt who it was........

"Rainbow Dash.........................

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME VS RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL HOW I ALWAYS SAY...................BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT RIGHT?!?!?! OH YEAH, WHO DO YOU GUYS THIN IS GOING TO WIN?!?!?!?!?

AS ALWAYS BITCHES!!!!!!!

SEEYA!!!!!!!!

Confrontation.....

CHAPTER 8: Confrontation....

AS YOU KNOW, FROM THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER, ME AND DASH FINALLY MEET, SO SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!!!!!!

"Well,well,well.......if it isn't Dark Lightning......been almost KILLING any other ponies since our last meeting?" I could totally note the sarcasm in her voice, I was just about to guve her a peace of my mind when Twilight spoke.

"Dark, I pressume, what is Rainbow Dash talking about?" I was afraid to answer but when I was right about to, RAINBOW DASH rudely interrupted, man that bitch has GOT to learn some manners, like FOR REAL!!!

"Oh, he hasn't told you yet? Well then, let me tell ALL of you then. 2 days ago he was sleeping on my cloud-

"Wait Rainbow, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I think it would be faster if I use the memory spell and transfer everything You and Dark remember from that day," Iwatched in aw as a light blue beam then shot out of Twilights horn and right in to my and Rainbows head, it was actually quite ticklish!

"Hey, Twilight, that tickels. stop it!" I couldn't help but start laughing at the feeling, and just like that the feeling stopped.

"And finished, now to open a window and we can see what happened." As I looked at Twilight, I saw that now she was shooting out another beam of orange magic at a tree, and the "window" opened up, I looked at my left and saw the 4 other mares looking in aw whjle on my right Rainbow Dash was just smurking at what was about to play out, behind me Spike was poking Cyan in his hide with hi sclaw until Fluttershy told him to go away from him, and in front of me, the window opened.

"Well lets start with Rainbow Dash." The mares all looked as in the window, they replayed the whole scene from Rainbows POV so they showed how she woke us, we yelled at each other, and how Cyan wet her and how I shot Lightning at her.
I saw and ALL the 5 mares started to stare at me with horror as they saw there friend drop from the sky, and to the ground below.

I checked to my right and Rainbow had an evil grin on her face. I checked my left and saw the 5 girls still staring at me, so I had to break the complete silence.

"Well I guess its my turn for POV I guess." Twilight just responded with a nod and now MY POV played.
The same whole thing happened like in Rainbows, but when she started falling, they also saw the conversation between me and Cyan. They then watched me dive down and fly towards the falling Rainbow Dash, I was actually pretty suprised at how I looked when I performed my second Sonic Boom, I mean the place where I broke the barrier was just AWESOME!
I think I'm going to call my move,"The Lightning Storm. yeah, that about does it. Okay back to the girls, when they saw me catch the Rainbow, my WHOLE left side had their mouths agap, while I checked my right, Rainbow was shocked to see my "Lightning Storm". I guess she NOW knows that she ain't the only one that has completed a SONIC BOOM!So take that bitch.
So after saving her, they saw how I left her at the bench, how I then went to Sweet Apple Acres and how me and AppleJAck tied.Also how I went to sleep on the cloud,how my brother got to sleep in his new room, and how when I meet Trixie I threw my Lightning grenade at her.I heard some of them laugh at that part. So after my fail at retrieving
the stray Lightning Grenade, the window closed and ALL the mares, and Spike, stared at me, some with disbelief, others anger, others fear, and Spoke with admiration, which was pretty cool.

"How could you Dark........how could you do that to one of my friends?" Man, Twilight was actually kinda making me feel guilty.....kinda.

"Well naw'll hold on Twilight, Dark had a good reason to do that tah Rainbow, and he did save her from the fall so I guess its alright." Wow, AJ's stiking up for me, I guess she is my first, friend.

"AJ are you SERIOUS!?! How can you go on his side over ME?!?!? We've been throught more together and out walks mister Lightning over there and now you just side with HIM?!?!?!

"Well its a mathimg against ya rainbow, its just that he had a prettah good point to do what he did, so yes I guess I do side with him."

"I must say, I too believe he had a good reason, I'm not trying to start anything darling, but seriously darling, fighting over a cloud?"

"Well it was MY cloud, and Rarity, you too!? Are ALL my friends going to turn on me?

"Well Rainbow, none of us are turning on you,or picking sides, its just that they think that-

"SHUT IT TWILIGHT! You guys must like him or something, but theres only room for ONE awesome flyer in Equestria.....so Dark, in that case, I challenge YOU to a race!"

''A race......HAH! Like your ever going to win against me. I just smiled smugly at her, and after a while, she started to smile back and said," Oh yeah, your SO sure huh, well how we make this more.....interesting?"

"What do you mean by...Interesting?" I didn't know what to suspect, but when Rainbow told me, my mouth just opened and hanged there for a while, since I couldn't believe what she said.

"If-no wait, let me rephrase that, WHEN I win, YOU have to leave Ponyville, Fore-

"FOREVER!!!" Pinkie just came out of nowhere, thats pretty weird, but that didn't matter now.

"Yeah, what Pinkie just said." She just keeped smiling, waiting for my answer. I didn't know what to say....I mean after my home was destroyed, I thought that I could just live a normal life, but I guess that just ain't for me, the only thing that hurt me more than losing family, was hurting my pride....and like always, my pride came first, so like HELL was I going to turn down this challenge!

"Alright, Rainbow.......you want to get rid of me.....alright, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!!!!

All the mares gasped, I think not even Rainbow was expecting my answer.

"The only thing worst than being hurt, is my dignity, and pride being hurt......AND LIKE HELL I'M GOING TO TURN THIS DOWN!!!" I started to smile a bit, feeling more and more confident.

"Alright, I will do this.....challenge, but on ONE condition, since YOU want me to leave, then I get to ask something from YOU!"

"Oh Yeah? And what would that be?" I put on a smile as I gave her my answer.

"Well, I guess you could let me crash at your place until I do get that house I need, OR you could admit that I was right and that I'M the best flyer in ALL of Equestria." I knew that her ego wouldn't let her say that I'm the best, so I smiled when she said, "ALRIGHT! But start packing your bags, cause your outta here......

"Funny, I was about to say the same except that I'll be taking my bags to your cloud home."

We both stared at each other, none of our eyes taking a look off of each other.
And thats when we both said at the same time,

"YOU'RE ON!!!!!!!!"

WELL IGUESS YOU GUYS KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT CHAPTER, ITS GOING TO BE INTENSE!!!!

FOR ALL YOUR OC SUBMITIONS, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE, SO I MIGHT CHOSE A LOT OF YOU AND JUST GET YOU INTO THE STORY AT OTHER TIMES, BUT I DON'T KNOW......

WELL AS ALWAYS,

SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Race Aggrement

The Race Aggrement

CHAPTER 9: THE RACE!!!

SO YEAH, THIS IS THE PART THAT MOST OF YOU THAT DO READ THIS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, ME VS DASH....WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL LOSE? WILL I BE BANISHEED? WILL RAINBOW LOSE A RACE? THAT SHITS ANSWERS ARE BELOW SO KEEP READING OR SOMETHING. OH YEAH AND I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS "HEARTS AND HOOVES SPECIAL" ON FEBRUARY 14, SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS, PM THE STUUF, OR COMMENT BELOW, WHATEVER.......NOW BACK TO THE RACE TO END ALL RACES!!!!

"YOU'RE ON!!!!!" We keep staring at each other, that was until Twilight and Rarity came over to us and tried to to talk sense to us, but none of us were listening to them.

"Rainbow darling, you must reconsider this, I mean he barely got here, do you REALLY expect us to believe this is only about a cloud?''

"SHUT UP RARITY!!! I know what I'm doing, and plus, he ELECTRICUTED ME!!! Theres no way I could pass this up without teaching him a lesson about RESPECT! So yeah, I am going to continue this, and theres nothing you can do about it.....

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"Dark, you don't really expect us to think that YOU can beat Dash right? I mean she has broke the sound barrier, SAVED the wonderbolts, won the Best Young Flyers Competition, AND-

"Cut it out Twilight, I know what I'm doing. You think just because she broke the Sound Barrier she is Intimidating?
I meanyou saw what I did.....I did the EXACT same thing, I broke the Sound Barrier as well, sio I ain't worried,but let me tell you somethingTwilight.......you might want worry for your "friend" Rainbow Dash over there, after I'M done with her, she'll be looking up to ME like how she does to the Wonderbolts, so I guess I'll see you at the finish line."

Twilight just stood there in AW at what I said to her, I guess she hasn't ever seen anyone with such ego since Rainbow Dash, but whatever.....

"Well Dark.....at least tell me you'll be safe.....

"Twilight..........why do you care for me so much? We just barely meet and you're talking to me like we've known each other our entire lives, so why do you care?"

"Well.....I....." As I was waiting for answer, I didn't notice the blush she was trying to hide.But I don't care, WHO wouldn't have a crush on me......excluding Rainbow Dash, maybe I might even be able to get the white Unicorn to like me, she's REALLY pretty and, well its not just thats she's pretty, but her attitude is pretty awesome as well.

"Well whatever the reason, thanks for caring......your a cool mare." I think that after I turned my back she blud=shed again, but I'm not sure.......hah, this is going to be EPIC!!!

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"Wait a gash darn picking minute Dash, WHY do yah want tah get rid of va Dark, the whole incident back then was a just an accident, why can't ya get that throught yar thick skull?"

"REALLY AJ? I thought out of all the mares, YOU would agree with me on this. I can't believe you, I knew this would happen, out of all of my friends, YOU would disagree with me!"

"I ain't saying that I ain't agreeing with you Rainbow, its just that he's been here a while, and he's grown on me."

"AJ! I need to do this, It's not just that he electricuted me, but he keeps saying that's he's the BEST flyer in all of Equestria....I'M THE BEST FLYER IN EQUESTRIA!!! ME, RAINBOW DASH!!!!"

"I just can't believe ya Dash, letting this whole concept getting over you....yah haven't evan gaven him the chance tha tah know the REAL him, mayba if yah spent some time with him and got tah knohim better, he'll-

"YOU WANT ME TO HANG OUT WITH HIM?!?!?! NONONONONONONONONONONO! He is an egomaniacal jerk who only thinks about himself!"

"JUST LIKE YOU HUH?" I grinned lightly as she then turned her head towards me after I said that. I think I saw smoke coming from her nostrils, what a weirdo.

"OH YEAH! WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO MY FA- face?" Wondering why she stopped mid-sentence? Well she said to tell her to her face, so I just flew at her and was now standing right at her.

"Okay,Just....Like....You....Huh. You know for someone claiming to be the fastest thing in Equestria, you certainly are slow at combacks:AKA= Talking Back when you're being spoken to. What....is all of that bravado gone?"

"WHAT? What are you even saying? I bet you're as just an egghead as Twilight! No offense Twilight."

"Oh, none taken." I knew she was lying, you could see it in her eyes as she was giving Rainbow the Death Glare.

"Well,this is about all I've had about this boring stuff. So, how you wanna do this, running...or flying?"

"Well DUH? Of course flying!"

"Okay then, well where should we start? I meanI've only been here for a day, so where should this race begin?"

"Well thats easy...........THROUGH GHASTLY GOURGE!!! (DUN DUN DUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(Fluttershy Screams=then Faints, Rarity somehow makes this velvet couch come out of NOWHERE and she leans on it saying,"THIS IS THE WORST...POSSIBLE..THING...EVER!!!", and Twilight and AJ just stare at RD.)

"Rainbow, ya'll now can't be serious....last time yah went throught there you almost DIDN'T make it out....

"It's alright AJ, (Rainbow starts stretching her wings, then starts doing some push-ups) I know he'll be able to handle it...Right Dark?"

"Sure I can.....(I think)"

"Well we'll do this like we did when I wanted a new pet, we'll both fly throught GAshly Gourge, its actually quite fun, but its dangerous. I'll be leading since I've been throught it a bagillion times before. So the first one to go throught the finish line, wins.....understood?"

"Crystal...."

"Well then, COME ON!!!!"

"No, I'll think it would be faster if Twilight just teleported us there....Twlight?"

"Huh? OH, um yeah...."

Thyen a purple aura started to consume all 9 of us, what appered before me was nothing of what I would have expected................

BET YOU GUYS WERE EXPECTING THE RACE HUH DON'T W,ORRY THOUGHT, IT WILL COME IN THE NEXT CHAPTER, JUST BE PATIENT DAMMIT!!!!

SO I GUESS I'LL BE SEEING YA WHEN I SEE YA..............

AS ALWAYS BITCHES......

SEEYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE RACE!!!!

CHAPTER 10: THE RACE!!!!

SO HERE WE ARE.......THE RACE.....WELL I GUESS ITS ABOUT TIME HUH, WELL LETS JUST GET THIS OUTTA THE WAY SHALL WE?
I MEAN ITS NOT LIKE ITS IMPORTANT OR SOMETHING............CAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!
SO ALRIGHTY THEN, LETS GET A MOVE ON THEN.....SHALL WE?

I wasn't lying when I said that I had never seen anything like this before. The whole place looked.....peaceful,but I knew that wasn't the case....Rainbow wouldn't chose something "Peaceful" for something like this.

What also suprised me was the SHITLOAD of ponies that were at the starting line....WAIT? SINCE WHEN DO WE HAVE A STARTING LINE!?!?!?

"Um.....if anypony could tell me.....where did all the ponies and the starting line come from?"

"Oh thats easy silly. After I learned that the race was going to be here, I just invited any pony I saw, I invited Lyra,Bon Bob, Big Macentosch, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, A LOT of other ponies, 2 of the wonderbolts which are over there *she points to the right and saw 2 recognizable ponies, Spitfire and Soarin. WAIT SPITFIRE AND SOARIN?!?!?!
THEY ARE LIKE MY IDOLS!!! I've always dreamed of joining the WonderBolts.....and know may be my chance.

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!!!" Me and Rainbow said in unison.
We then both turned our head and starred at each other, and then we started to walk towards each other and I was the first one to talk.

"I was thhinking about beating you just so I can stay, but now that I know that The WONDERBOLTS are here, I'm going to beat you even faster...so that I can show them how AWESOME I am, maybe even after the race they'll invite me to hang out, or invite me to join them, OR maybe even-

"Woah,woah,woah,woah......YOU think that you have a chance with them? If anypony's going to impress them....IT'S GOING TO BE ME!!!

I only stared at her, fire growing in my eyes. I couldn't believe what I was hearing.....another pony was trying to ruin my dreams, like ponies before her, and other ponies, and other ponies.........BUT I proved them ALL wrong.
Like that doctor who told my parents that I would never be able to fly due to my oversized wings, well I FUCKING flew the next month, so after 5 years I went to his office and KICKED his flank to the GROUND!!! He was just one of the ponies(and If I named others I would have taken a SHITLOAD of space on this paper)that doubted me....and she was going on that list.

"Well then we'll just have to see, now won't we.*a smile appered over my face* Right now, we shall see the best flyer in all of Ponyville."

"More like all of Equestria my young pupil."

"Young Pupil? What are you talkin abou- My words cut short as a white alicorn stood in-front of me, Princess Celestia.

"Prin-Prince-Princess CELESTIA?!?!?! *I bowed and then got up again* What are YOU doing here?"

"Well my young one, I am here to see one of the Elements of Harmony compete,it is Rainbow Dash is it not?"

"Yeah,but Princess, what are the Elements of Harmony? I mean, I know that you used them to defeat your sister when she turned evil and all, but who are the new holders of them? Oh and what do they look like?"

"Well I think that my star pupil can answer your questions."

*Twilight appears from who knows where* "Well Dark, after Nightmare Moon came back and brought darkness for about a couple of hours, me and the rest of my 5 friends-

Wow, twilight is SO boring, thank godnneses I'm able to tune most of this out, I bet before she got to Ponyville she didn't even have friends, what a loser. Crap, she just stooped talking, okay me...nod *nods* alright she's continuing to talk, how much longer is she going to be at this, like FOR REAL. I have a race to beat and a new part-time house to live in, okay she's reaching her conclusion, might as well listen to what she has to say.

"So thats when I learned that I wielded the Element of Magic while Pinkie got the Element of Laughter,Applejack the Element of Honesty,Fluttershy the Element of Kindness,Rarity had the Element of Generosity and Rainbow got the Element of Loyalty, all clear?"

"Huh, uh yeah I guess......but what do they look like?'' Just then Twilight pulled a book from FUCKING nowhere. I mean it just popped out of THIN AIR......WTF, but whatever.

"Well here we have a picture of the elements. On this next page we have the elements themselves. And over here.......I mean lets just skip that page,heh,heh."

"Why?" I saw that she had started to sweat nerviously, and then she sighed and said,"Alright I'll tell you." I noticed that the rest of her friends started to surround her as well, wanting to know what we were talking about....Nosy douchbags.

"Well.......I....-

"HEY DARK!!! Are we gonna race or WHAT!?!?" rainbow was growing more and more impatient by the minute, seeing me talk with Twilight for about 10 minutes must have infuriated her, thinking I'm just trying to waste time.

"Oh you KNOW IT!!!" I was scyked for this, a life or death situation...and it was exciting as FUCK!

I was about to go and meet Dash when I heard some fillies yelling. Normally I'd ignore that since that ain't MY problem,but since they were fillies, I guess I could see what the fuck was happening.

"RAINBOW IS THE BEST AND SHE IS GOING TO WIN!!!"

"NO! The other guy is going tah win, I saw him witha my sister and I saw how he AppleBucked, he was FAST. Evan faster than Dash, so ah still'a think he is going to a win."

"ARE YOU SERIOUS? Rainbow Dash is the coolest pony in ALL of EQUESTRIA! She's fast,she's cool, she's AWESOME, and she's the ONLY pony to break the Sound Barrier!

"Well, that can be debatetable my young filly."

"Hey, who are you calling a fi- she then turned around expecting to see some random pony but what she saw startled her.
It was a black pegasus with an AWESOME red and black mane and tail, and DEEP black eyes that looked like 2 bottomless pits.

"Um.......Hi?"

"Well hey, oh hey AppleBloom."

"Well heyya there, WAIT.....how do yah know mah name?"

"Well I am the pegasus that tied with your sis AJ yesterday, and my brother IS staying with your family...so thats how I know you I guess."

"OH YEAH! Cyan is SO cool, did yah know he can CONTROL water? I mean we saw him move it in air!"
Ah SHIT! We can't let all these ponies find out we have powers.....think Dark think....AHA!!!

"Well he IS a unicorn, so I guess thats how he could do that." Nice Dark...Smooth.

"Oh, well where is Cyan? I want to play with him again, hes REAL fun!"

"Oh.....Cyan is.....*looks to his left and sees him STILL knocked out*he's just sleeping, he'll seeya later alright AppleBloom?"

"Well alright, seeya later then, oh ponyfeathers...I forgot yar name!"

"Heh, the names Dark, Dark Lightning."

"Well goodbye Dark."

"Seeya AppleBloom." I saw as she walked over to her sister and began talking to her, I then turned my head over to the orange filly. When I saw her, my smile went away. She was MAD! She had a purple mane, and an orange coat, she had a scooter proped up next to a tree. What was weird was that she looked A LOT like Dash, maybe their sisters or something.
But why is she SO mad? It's pretty funny actually...looks like a mini-Dash.

"So.....Squirt? Why you mad?" She stared DAGGERS at me, you could literally cut the tension there with a knife.

"Don't....call....me...squirt." Okay she is pissing me off with her stupid bravado act, so time to take HER down a notch.

"AND what are you going todo about it? By the way,why are you so mad at ME?! What did I do to YOU?"

She lets out a huff of air and begins "Well you see Mister Dark,(Hah, Mister)me and AplleBloom were arguing on who would win this race. I just KNOW that Rainbow is going to win."

"And why is that?"

"Well cause she's FAST,she's COOL, she's not afraid of ANYPONY! And also she IS the only pegasus ever to perform a Sonic RainBoom in at all in History. So thats why I know that Rainbow is going to win against that wannabe loser she's racing against.

*Left eye Twitches* "Well little one, I'm sorry to tell you, but she's going to lose, and WHEN she loses....I'll win and ruin her pride."

"What do you mean you'll win?" But before I answered I jumped up into the air and flew to the starting line.

"What did he mean by that?" Her eyes opened up like saucers as she then understood what I had meant.

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"MARES AND GENTLECOLT OF ALL KIND!!!WATCH NOW AS ME, RAINBOW DASH, PUT THIS GUY IN HIS PLACE!!!!!
*A LOT of screams and Shouts later* I SHALL BE VICTORIOUS AND PROVE THAT I AM THE BEST FLYER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!!! *People Start shouting "RAINBOW,RAINBOW,RAINBOW!!!!"*

I looked all around me and ponies of all kind had Rainbow realated stuff like a sigh saying something motivational to Rainbow Dash, others were yelling her name, and others were wearing these silly fake Rainbow manes....how pathetic.
I guess all the attention just keep feeding her ego since she then started todo these moves in the air Well I guess this attracts peoples attention because I don't even think the've noticed me.....time to change that.

"Hmmm, what can I do to make ponies pay attention to ME?! Wait I know....humiliate the competition...that always worked in ColtsVille. Nah, I want her in full health so when I beat her the better, WAIT I KNOW! I have to outshine her, so what can I do to make me look even MORE awesome....hmm....well there is that one technic.....fine I'll do it....Its time to bring in my Lightning Strike."

*Charges energy into Hoof* "Well this will certainly get their attention,*flicks hoof* woah that is fast."
I then saw as my strike of lightning went to the nearest cloud, and then came out of it and struck some place in the Everfree forest.

After my lightning attack hit the forest, I expected a wildfire to apper,but it didn't...must have hit something then, but WHO knows what?

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Angel Bunny was not having a great day. In the morning of today while refusing to take a bath, a magical orb hit him, shocked him, and made him take a bath. He was now in a cast and could not move his legs. Nothing could be worst than this, well atleast he had his carrots in the bowl over there that he could easily reach.
Suddenly, he heard something CRASH through another window, he didn't know what to do so he just tiped himself over.
He thought it was a good idea but then he began to cry in horror as he saw what had happened. Another magical orb had came,but was MUCH longer than the first one and wasn't exactly an orb but a ray. He saw that it crashed throught his house, and DESTROYED his carrot bowl and all the carrots that were in it, he weeped until he couldn't cry no more at the lost.
(SO THATS WHERE IT WENT......HAH,FUNNY)

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All the ponies were now staring at me. It felt weird, not weird that they were staring, but how they were doing it.
So after them looking at me for about 5 minutes, I finally broke the silence,"Well lets get the show on the road, shall we?"
A lot of them agreed and returned to the bleachers(OR WHATEVER, THE SIDELINES I GUESS)
I finally got to the starting line and looked at Dash. She had an expression less face....reminds me of the SlenderPony.
I saw that she had sweat dripping from her brow,and she had her tongue stiking out, ready for the time of her life I guess.

Since I knew what could happen without this, I began to stretch. I stretched my wings,my hindlegs,forelegs,neck,torso,back, you name it. You need to be flexible so you gain more speed, its simple math really, but it would take a while to explain so SCREW that. I then started to do some back flips and front flips to exercise my back and get my blood flowing. I saw Dash staring and I asked her,"WHY are you staring? What, do you like what you see?"
I guess I got the blood moving.....to HER FACE! Cause I saw that blush, she tried to hide it, but I saw it.

I then set myself up, with my ass in the air, ready to propel myself off at any given moment. I looked at Dash and caught her looking at me, this was going to be fun.

A Pony with a Microphone as a CM came up and stood up on the podium. (SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE FUCK DID WE GOT ALL THIS STUFF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!........WHATEVER.)

"LADIES AND GENTLECOLTS!!! HERE WE HAVE A RACE TO END ALL RACES!!! ON OUR LEFT WE HAVE THE ONE, THE ONLY.......RAINBOW DASH!!!! *Rinbow bows and waves at the crowd* AND ON OUR RIGHT WE HAVE THE MYSTERIOUS CHALLENGER NAMED-(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ)
As you guys can guess, he was starting to PIST me off, so I did the only thing that I thought was reasonable, melt his microphone so he could SHUT UP!!! That buzzing was the Mic then malfunctioning and exploding later on.

Ponies wanted my name? Alright.......I'll make them see my name in the SKY!!! So I did the most reasonable.......I BURNED MY NAME IN SKY!!!! So I just need to cast Lightning Shards and the rest is on its own.
*Shards appear in hand* Alright *Flicks Hoof* and there you go.
MIllions of ponies watched in aw as the shards went to the sky and rearanged themselves to spell the name,"DARK LIGHTNING." Now that shit looked RAW!!! It was amazing, and what made it better was when the shards then EXPLODED into sparkling dust or something.

The crowd ROARED with enthusiasm yelling out the name DARK, again and again and again and again. Those who were not cheering were in AW and those who were not in AW were sticking with Rainbow Dash. As I looked at Rainbow Dash she was trying to regain some of her "previous fans" but resist to me was futile. I HAD ARRIVED.

So after about 5 minutes of cheering, we went back to the starting line, I looked to the left and saw a mad Dash, to my right were fans of me and I even saw the princess smiling....a creepy smile. Weird.....
The announcer then came with a NEW microphone and said,"LET THE RACE BEGIN!!!!!!"

"ON YOUR MARK...........GET SET................................GO!!!!!!!!!!

I never knew I could feel so much excitement in my ENTIRE LIFE. The minute the a "referee" said Go.....I was up and dove down the cliff. WOW, I have NEVER flown like THIS before. It felt AMAZING! All the room and the noise even thought annoying from the crowd. All the freedom was like NOTHING I've ever felt!!!
The Speed, the adrenaline, the wind in my MANE!!! I LOVED IT!!!
But, some Rainbow BITCH had to ruin the moment. I didn't notice what Rainbow was preparing to do. Since my eyes were shut, I couldn't evade it, I could have tried, but it was too late.

As we were entering this GINOURMOUS cave, I felt a tugging sensation. I didn't mind it since it was sorta difficult to fly threw with all the wind but thats when I was pulled in into some sort of suction.
Since I didn't know what was happening I didn't have time to stop myself from being sucked into a.............A RAINBOW TORNADO?!?! Thats right folks, a Rainbow Tornado...WTF!

As I was being turned and turned in the tornado I saw the EVIL Dash get out of the tornado, smirk in my direction, dust herself off, and start making faces at me, that BITCH!

"Rainbowww......Dashhhh.....whennnn.....I...getttt....outtaaaa....hereeee.....you'reeeeee......gonnaaaa.......gettttt......ittttt!!!!!!"
I couldn't believe Rainbow Dash was CHEATING!!! My god, I think I'm going to barf.....wait, if this is going clockwise at about 30 miles per hours, then I shouldn't fight the force. Accept it....yeah, its SIMPLE PHYSICS!!!!! Thanks YOU Cyan.

As I turned, I felt the force of the wind PUSH me faster and faster until I had left the tornado and now was going throught the gourge at great speeds!

I saw that I was getting closer and closer to Dash, her not hearing me come by and.....CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!?
Her eyes were CLOSED! This gave me the edge since I passed her without her noticing and and now......I'M IN THE LEAD AGAIN BITCHES!!!!! I bet Rainbow is all thinking about how AWESOME she is.

"Heh,heh,heh..." I almost didn't notice the giant thorn plants until It was too late, but when I saw them I came to a screeching halt.

"How the fuck am I supposed to get across this? Hmmmm.......OF COURSE!!! FROM ABOVE!!! (I KNOW I HAD TO GO THROUGH BUT FUCK THAT)"

As I was going over the Grassy Terrain, a thought occured to me......revenge. So as always, I began to think.
Hmmm......Revenge ain't always easy, so how should I do this? I could wait for her to get here and trap her with something, like a forcefield.....or maybe I could....*looks at giant vines* I could set them on fire and watch from afar as Dash tries to find a way to get across....OR MAYBE I'LL JUST DO BOTH!!!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough,Cough* Wow, EPIC FAIL! But lets get this over with."
*Shoots Lightning Bolt at 5 areas of the landscape and watches fire come to life* "Yeah....FUCK YEAH!!!" I watched as the flames grew and grew to hights inamaginable....thats EPIC.

"Lets see Rainbow go through this....heh,heh,heh."

"I already did chump."

"WHAt?!?!?" I turned my head and saw Rainbow Dash sneak up behind me and take the lead.....DAMMIT!!!!
"Not on my watch you don't....but before I go....*shots a lightning bolt on a cloud and makes it rain on the fire* don't want to get that out of hooves."

"I'M COMING DASH!!!" *Speeds Off*

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"Um Twilight....if you don't mind me asking, um could you please tell me, um who is winning....if thats alright with you that is."

"Well sure Fluttershy, well right now it looks like there both neck and neck so far.....

"Well Twilight, if you ask me, I think that Dark fellow is surely going to beat Dash,no offense but he does seem faster."

"How could yah say somethang like that Rarity?This is Dash were a talking about. Surely she has a plan up her sleeve."

"Well I don't know about you girls, but he does seem cute, wouldn't you agree Twilight?"

"Well, I...um....OH LOOK! DARK IS TAKING THE LEAD!!!"

"He IS?!?!"

"Yeah, he is, oh no Rainbow has caught up to him, man its like they both want to win so badly."

"Well we can just stay here and wait to see who wins."

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"DAMMIT RAINBOW STOP PUSHING!!! I ALMOST GOT EATEN BY ONE OF THOSE GIANT WORMS DAMMIT!!!!"
Me and Rainbow were head to head. We had just passed these worm like things a while ago and it almost ATE ME!!!!

"I ain't letting you win Dark....I'M WIINING THIS!!!"

"LIKE HELL YOU ARE!!!!" As we were going faster and faster, I noticed something, a cone was starting to form infront of Rainbow Dash, and....HOLY CRAP! A cone was forming around ME TOO! I didn't know what to do or say, so I let my actions speak for themselves and just keept on flying, wondering to know what these cones were about to do.
I let out a smile as I saw that Rainbow was doing the same.

Rainbow's POV

"Ah YEAH!!!" This race is in the BAG! I can see my signature Sonic RainBoom starting to form, this is going to be HISTORY!!!

"Sorry Dark, but you LOSE!"

My POV

"Sorry Dark,but you LOSE!" Was all I heard until I heard 2 explosions from behind me. I was propeled forward like if I was shot from a cannon, and I LIKED IT!!!
I now saw the finish line, and I knew I was going to win....but then the UNTHINKABLE happened.....I looked to my left and saw RAINBOW DASH with a rainbow trail behind her with the same goal in mind.
I could only watch in grief as we both then crossed the finish line and keept on going. We both looked at each other and did what we thought was right.....we then flew north and then turned 90 degrees in the opposite direction....and went in for a CRASH COURSE COLLISION!!!

Luckily we then both came to a halt, starring right into each others eyes, notblinking........................................................that was until she kissed me.When I first received it I was all like, "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING?!?!?!" But after a couple of minutes she stopped and smiled at me. I didn't know what to do so I just stared at her like some diseased animal.
She then turned away, and said, "See ya later at my house....winner."

I then saw as she left and flew west....I was still in shock as I landed on the ground, as ponies were all congradulating me, and as I saw her fly away. I didn't think I wanted to know what was going to happen when I moved in later today, I mean right now it was about 7:30 since we started the race pretty late......what I did think was what I was going to do next.
Some ponioes asked me what happened with me and Rainbow since they didn't see what happened, but I couldn't answer.....I was still way too freaking shocked.

YEAH, YOU READ WHAT HAPPENED, I HOPE SOME OF YOU DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY AND THINKL ITS CLICHE, BUT DON'T WORRY, HEARTS AND HOOVES IS TOMMOROW AND I KNOW WHAT I HAVE PLANNED AS A CHAPTER FOR THEN......SO AS ALWAYS....

SEEYA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO GO THINK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.......

Wut?

CHAPTER 11:Wut?

HELLO MARES AND STALLIONS OF ALL AGES!!!!!!! WELL ENOUGHT OF THAT CRAP, HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES PEOPLE!!!!!I KNOW ITS LATE BUT WHATEVER!!!!!!!! SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE RACE, DUH! SO LETS SEE WHAT RAINBOW WAS THINKING WHEN SHE LEFT AND WHAT SHE PLANS ON DOING, WHILE I DO THE EXACT SAME SHIT AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

I could not believe it. RAINBOW kissed ME! I have NO idea how to feel about this. Whats WORST is that I don't think I feel the same about her. I need to tell her this or she'll become one of those love crazy ponies who would do ANYTHING to please their "Idol". Like I said, I'm pretty confused right now. I need to think this throught, maybe a talk with AppleJack and Cyan will clear my head.

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(RAINBOWS POV)

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT!!!!!! What was I thinking......he's my rival, and I just come out of completely NOWHERE and KISS him. I BARELY know the guy.....but his speed and arrogance, his ego, his determination to beat me...AHHHH!!!!!
HE'S SO AWESOME AND LIKE ME!!!! He's...................perfect for me.....and I need to show him that.
Tommorow is Hearts and Hooves day.....me and the gang usually do something together, but I think missing this wouldn't hurt them that much.
I better start planning....don't worry Dark............you WILL be mine, all in due time.
"Ah Crud, I don't know any of this romance mumbo jumbo since I haven't ever felt this way before.....I should go and talk to Rarity about this.
*Flies to Carousel Boutique*

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Well I finally arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, now where the hell is AJ, I REALLY need to talk with her.
Aha, there she is, thank godesses!
"HEY AJ!!! I NEED SOME ADVICE!!! As I was flying with great force I forgot to stop and.....sorta....crashed into AJ....sorry.

"Dangit Dark! Why didn't ya'll stop? Well you said yah needed advice, so what is it?"

"One question first, wheres Cyan?"

"Well he's in the farm witha AppleBloom and Big Mac, why?"

"Good, I don't want him listening......I need you to get ALL of your friends and meet me at Twilights, please....its important."

"Well, um alright I guess, but why?"

"You'll find out there AJ....oh and don't invite Rainbow Dash, she does NOT need to hear this. OKTHANKSAJSEEYAMEETYATHEREIN30MINUTES!!!!!!!" *I fly off*

"Gosh Darnit that boy, he's always in a hurry. Well I may as well tell mah family I'm a heading offa to Twilights on some important matter.
(10 Minutes Later) Alright Big Mac I won't stay out so late. Sheesh, talks tah me like If I was a filly,heh,heh....well better get a move on then. First Off, Pinkie Pies.
AJ then gallops off, she didn't however notice the shiny blue eyes staring at her from the tree.

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*KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK*
"Coming,coming..seriouly must you be rude enought with your incompetent knock- Oh why hello Rainbow Dash. What can I do for you? I believe you do not want some clothes made since you say you "hate" that sort of inferior stuff, so what may I do to help you?"

"Well Rarity.....how do I put this, well you see....AHHHH!!! Why is this SO hard? Okay...here it goes. Rarity....you know how tommorow is Hearts and Hooves Day right?"

"But of Course! It is one of the most FABOULOUS and GORGEOUS of days. When all of the ponies find their "special somepony" and spend the day together in each others embrace, cuddling,kissing,hugging,sharing gifts,and saying those 3 "special" words that everypony want to hear by that special someone.*Sighs Dreamily*

Rarity looks at Rainbow and catches her just starring at her with a blank expression on her face.

"Okay..........well, you see I want to impress this stallion and want him to be MY special someone. I know he likes me, its just that hes kind of shy."

"AHHHHHH!!!!! A ''SPECIAL" someone LIKES YOU!?!?!? WHO IS IT? DO I KNOW HIM? IS HE CUTE? IS HE-

"RARITY!!! Well hes ALL of those and more.......but I want to let him know how I feel....but I don't know how, so I thought you could give me some advice for this since you seem to know a lot about dating and all."

"But of COURSE! I wouldn't be SO popular without my tips. *Whispers* Even thought they never work for me.....but this year, I will get the stallion of my dreams, and I know just exactly who to spend it with.(Image of MOI appears in her head)
*she then sighs dreamily*

"Uh Rarity?"

"Huh? Oh pardon me, just thinking. So......heres a list that will make that stallion fall HEAD OVER HEELS in love with you."

"Hey, Rarity.....I was wondering. How come I've NEVER seen you with anypony during Hearts and Hooves? Is it thatvnopony meets your standards or like what?" Rarity began to blush since she was embarrased to say that NO suitor has ever even tried to ask her out on a date or to just go out for the evening and do something together. It made her feel unwanted and unloved by stallions, so she lied and told many that nopony ever actually meet her standards.

"Well, its just that........nopony meets my standards, yes thats it. Too many ponies here are too grotesque and a lady like myself can't certainly go and enjoy a time with somepony like that, know can she?"

"Well I guess not, well see you later Rarity, and thanks for the help.....OH and don't tell ANYPONY about this, I don't want anypony to know that I might be into this stuff."

"Of Course Dash, it will be our little secret."

"Great."
*Dash then flies off*

"*Rarity Sighs*.............Soon."

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SO YEAH.......................SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PUBLISH. JUST THAT THERE WAS THIS
USER THAT SAID THIS "AWFUL" COMMENT ABOUT ME AS A WRITTER THAT I KINDA TOOK TO HEART.....
SO THEN I WENT TO HIS PROFILE PAGE, TROLLED HIM, AND FOUND OUT THAT ALL HE DOES IS RIDICULE OTHER PEOPLES FICS!!!!!!!
WHAT A DICK!!!!!
SO I THOUGHT FUCK THAT GUY......I'LL CONTINUE WRITTING NOMATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY.

SO I GUESS SEEYA BITCHES..........SEE YOU LATER...........

Okay...../ Hearts and Hooves Thing

CHAPTER 12: OKAY..../HEARTS AND HOOVES THING

SO NOW THAT I'M THINKING AGAIN....MIGHT AS WELL ADD AN OC TO BRING THINGS UP(WHATEVER THAT MEANS) SO YEAH.....IT WILL HAVE AN OC IN THIS BUT NOT SAYING WHO CAUSE I'M A DOUCHEBAG LIKE THIS SO ENJOY AND WHAT NOT!!!!!

HOLY SHIT! I need to get to Twilights like right now! As I was flying through these parts of Ponyville dodging some of the ponies that were closing there shops or were walking home after a long day at work. Still can't believe so many ponies are still out, WAY different from ColtsVille, there once the sun sets you get your flank home as FAST AS YOU CAN!
I mean ponies would shut the shutters, close the curtains, and lock the door, not here though....its like here everypony ain't scared of ech other...odd. Well enough of sight seeing, time to get to Twilights. As I was approaching a small park I stopped with my eyes as BIG as saucers because I was asking 1 question......Where does Twilight live?..............SHIT!
WAIT.......since I won....and going to crash with Dash.....WHERE does SHE live?........CRAP!!!!
I looked around me and saw some ponies walking. "*Sighs* Better start asking then."

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(At Ponyville Hospital)
YOU GUYS MIGHT BE WONDERING WHAT WERE DOING HERE HUH? WELL WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO TRIXIW AFTER THE "INCIDENT"......WON'T THAT BE FUN? .......NO?......WELL TO BAD!
SO IN PONYVILLE HOSPITAL LETS HAVE SOME PONY BE A NARRATOR....MIGHT AS WELL DO IT MYSELF I GUESS.....SO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL!

After my encounter Trixie...remember how I didn't return? How bogus of me. Well it turns out that once I left that these 5 ponies that were there and WEREN'T scared off actually carried her and took her to the hospitalThe only downside to that is that they then just dropped her off there and went their own ways. Once you think about it....its quite sad actually.
Okay so she had NO serious injuries, just some mild burns here and there and she did go into some convulsion AKA seizures while coming there that that ain't important. The actual shame in all this actually was that NOPONY came to visit her while she was unconscious, and thats pretty bogus. Sure it was only 8 hours in the hospita; but still, somepony should have at least come to make sure she was alright....but no one did. I guess her actions of being a real jerk to others finally caught up to her. Sure she was arrogant and mean.....and a bitch, and a arcstic ego maniac douchebag but still.

When she did wake up she found out she was in the hospital. She asked for the visitors to come forth but no one did since there weren't any.....she actually CRIED. Why? Because she learned that nopony actually cared about her....no one cared if she disapperead....not even her parents....but her backstory is for later. After sobbing for quite some time....she began to remember the evnts that lead to her being here. Her challenge to the other ponies, the strange pony coming forth, him somehow shooting an orb of light or some other material at her and then everything went black. After realizing what had happened to her.....the only thing that came to mind was revenge. After vowing revenge on the stallion and sobing because she was all lonely and again feeling that no one cared for her..............somepony did enter to come and see her.
He was a red coated unicorn. Not as red as Big Mac's coat but it was a deeper shade of red so yeah. He had a black mane and short tail, and he was pretty short. His cutie mark was odd though.....it was a fireball. He wore a black vest and wore thick yellow glasses. He was already known around Ponyville and had even had meet the Mane 6. He was a smart, laid back dude who- (You know what? Lets just get back to the story and save the description for later.)

I guess I should explain why he's here, well after seeing her on the stage and humiliating the other ponies(even thought they were the mane 6 and his friends.....he was a guy who always sided with the winner....what a douche huh?)
Well after seeing her he started stalking her, you know the usual, following her, watching her from a far place....and this one time saw her in the shower.....he WAS kinda perverted but just a teensy bit! So he started to care for her safety, and even began to have a crush on Trixie....but back to the story now.

"So....who is this Trixie is seeing?"

"Well Great and Powerful Trixie....my names Rahsaan, and I couldn't help but notice that you were taken to the hospital since I was there when the incident happened and I wanted to know if you were okay."

''Well why do YOU care about TRIXIE so much?"

"Well why don't you care you always want SO much attention that it would seem you would sell your sell your soul for some damn attention.....but on a lighter note, I'm a HUGE fan and I care for my idols. So when I found out you were
injured and going to be in the hospital I just HAD to be there for you since I didn't see any other pony I thought you were lonely so I brought these." Rahsaan places flowers(roses I think) on her night stand.

"Trixie is shocked.......no pony has ever done this for Trixie."

"Well there's a first time for anything now ain't there? Well Come On!"

"Were are we going? Trixie is confused. TRIXIE WILL NOT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION."

"Uhhhh.......alright. The doctor told ME since I am your only visitor that you could leave. But he said that you have to fill out paperwork, and you have to pay for your stay here, and there's alot of other nonsense that I can't remember. So.....how you going to do all that?"

"UHHHHH.THIS IS UNBELIVABLE. TRIXIE WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR ALL OF THIS!!! OH HOW HE WILL PAY.....HOW HE WILL PLAY DEARLY FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS MESS!!!"

"Who? You mean the stallion that did this to you? Well you could always just get revenge on him you know? Yeah I know who he is. His name is Dark Lightning. He and his brother moved in 2 days ago. Him and RAinbow were then in a race and he won, and I guess he's going to live with her now or something like that I don't really know I was just there for the end of the race so I don't really know what were the stakes."

"Well TRIXIE needs to get out of here since she is NOT paying that tax she had no intend of paying....so how would you propose of getting Trixie out of here?"

"Um Trixie, we could just teleport out of here you know *taps at horn*."

"Ah....yes we could.....BUT Trixie is SO weak from the accident that I simply CANNOT do any magic!" Trixie knew this was a lie....but she wanted to see what the unicorn could do.

"Well don't worry Trixie, your knight in shining armor is here for you." He had SO much sarcasam in his tone it would make GILDA feel bad.

"Alright, I can get you out of here, but first I need something....an object of some sorts.....AHA! This apple should do it!"
Trixie starred at the unicorn as an orange beam of magic shot from his horn and hit Trixie. After about a minute he then aimed the beam the beam at the apple. After about 30 seconds the apple then began to grow and expand, change colors from red to yellow to blue to purple. At last it ended at the same color of Trixies coat, started sproating white hair from the top and from its rear. Trixie gawked at the figure standing infront of her. Standing at the foot of the bed was an EXACT copy of her, yet it wasn't moving,breathing, or blinking. She then asked the question that is in ALL of your minds right now.

"What in Equestria is THAT?"

"Well DUH Trixie....its YOU! Well not really you but a copy, its not supposed to do anything which kinda sucks but meh, I'll take it.....Mimic spells are SO COOL!!!"

"A...Mimic Spell? I've only heard of those. How did YOU ever learn to do it?"

"Well its easy. You know Twilight Sparkle? Well I met her and we became friends and I found out where she lived. I knew that she was one of the BEST magic holders, but she didn't want to teach me.....SO everytime she left the library with Spike on an errand I broke into her home, stole some books,returned others, practiced by studying these forbidden books...yadda,yadda,yadda,yadda,yadda and the rest is history...pretty smart huh?"

"Well, it is VERY ingenious I must say. But what do you plan on using HER for?"

"Well simple my lady...she will replace you on that bed while you and I get out of here. SO lets go, shall we?"

"Indeed." Trixie watched as Rahsaan levitaded her and the copy,put the copy and closed its eyes.

"Alright darling...lets go....

"WAIT, where are you taking TRIXIE?"

"Well you need a place to stay right?"

"Yes........."

"And you need some help for revenge?"

"Perhaps........

"Well that does it then, YOU'RE GONG TO STAY WITH ME!" Before Trixie could object they were gone in a flash of orange light.

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"Tired.....Hungry.....Thirsty.....mostly hungry." It took me a while to talk with anypony since everytime I came to talk with somepony they would run away. I don't know why though, maybe because they thought that I was going to rob them or something.....I mean it IS night time and I am hungry.....meh. Well there was this one mare who was more than glad to tell me....THANK YOU!

Okay so it turned out to be in the Library....OBVIOUSLY! What really pisses me off is that I PASSED IT LIKE 10 TIMES ALREADY! Huhhhh......well at least I'm here."

As I entered (Yes, I didn't knock....SO WHAT?!?!) I saw ALOT of Hearts and Hooves cards on the floor,and they were all made out to one pony in parcticular......Rarity. Now I wonder who's they are.

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE AND PUT THAT DOWN!!!!" Well if it wasn't the baby drgon Spike....wait did he write the cards? Maybe....time to tease.

"So spike you know where Twilight is?"

"Yeah...she's upstairs....why do YOU need her?"

"Well I need her and the rest of the girls to help me with my predicament, so all 4 of them are coming EXCEPT Rainbow Dash....cause its kinda about her...oh and their coming now.

"WHAT NOW?!?! TWILIGHT!!! Oh no...oh no...I CAN'T LET RARITY SEE ALL OF THESE *Points to Cards*
I NEED TO ACT QUICK!" Spike then started running around the whole room picking up cards and putting them in books, under plants, in vases, you name it. It was REALLY funny cause he picked some up, he let some fall, he even BURNED some....all that work going to waste.

"Spike, what is it- Oh why Hello Dark, what may I do for you tonight?"

"Well Twilight-

Knock,Knock,Knock,Knock,Knock

"THANK GODDESES THERE HERE!"

"Who? I wonder who it could be." Before I could tell her Twilight used her magic to open the door and there stood 4 familiar mares that I know.

"Thanks for getting them AJ, I owe you one."

"Well Darling I wa about to get my beauty sleep when AppleJack knocked at the door, what can be SO important that I could not wait until tommorow?"

"Well come on in....its about tommorow AND your friend Rainbow Dash...that is why she is not here with us." All 5 mares and Spike (who was staring at Rarity ALOT) sat on some seats or on their haunches waiting for me to continue.

"Phew....alright, here we go...well as you recall when me and Dash both crossed the finish line, we couldn't stop.
So we both did the smart thing and flew up until the energy whent out....when that happened we were SO high up nopony could see us. We hovered there slowly, starring at each other. I was positive that I won so I was about to brag but then......SHE KISSED ME!!!! *GASPS come from the audience* She kissed me for what seemed like a minute and flew off, but then she turned around and said,"See you later....winner" and flew off......So I was like,"What just happened" and I just don't now WHAT to do.

The group of 6 were nowstarring at me like if I had killed a newborn foal(yeah bad comparisson...but whatever)right in front of them. AND.........they started laughing.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" They just keep laughing...DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........*Spike wipes tear from eye*.....Dude you must have been seeing things, Rainbow would NEVER do something like that. She isn't into that "girly" romance stuff. I mean even during each Hearts and Hooves Day she stays inside her cloud home because she says she can't stand the whole "lovey dovey" feeling."

"I ah have tah agree witha Spike there sugarcube. Rainbow ain't normally into things like that."

"Really Darling, Rainbow would never do anything such as that." Yet in the back of Rarity's mind, she began to wonder her meeting that she had with Rainbow Dash she had earlier.....could he be the same "special" stallion that Rainbow was talking about? It couldn't be....but yet it could be. She thought that she should keep quite about the whole situaltion that occured between her and Rainbow.

"Oh YEAH? Well have ANY of you thought that the reason that she stays inside is that she can't bare with that NOPONY has EVER asked her to be their special somepony. I would feel pretty bad if everywhere I turned there were couples kissing and hugging while I was the only one alone.....well I mean it did happen that one year......but that ain't important.
Wouldn't any of you feel bad and unloved and unappreciated while you saw all your friends laughing away the day, wouldn't you feel awkward or REALLY bad about yourself ?"

"Wow....I never thought Dashie would ever feel like that....WE SHOULD THROW HER A HAPPY PARTY!!!"

"Um.....I think maybe, she justs....needs somepony to um.....spend Herats and Hooves with....if it isn't to much to ask that is."

"Fluttershy......THAT IS A SPLENDID IDEA! All we need is the PERFECT stallion for her....but who is somepony like her?"

"I agree with Rarity there sugarcube. But who is a like Rainbow? He needs to be arrogant,cocky, and a pegasus."

"He also needs to be FAST like Dashie. And swift like uh...... COARSING RIVER!"

"Pinkie,he needs to have the force of a great typhoon. Since Rainbow is obviously fierce, she needs someone of equall or more force."

"And I reckon he a needs the strenght of a raging fire. Rainbow IS preetah strong so I suppose he shouldn't be weak.

"He...also needs to be mysterious.....maybe like um.....the dark side of the moon. RAinbow doesn't like things that are boring or can be easily "readible".

"WAIT WAIT hold it you girls, I might not be a girl and all, but I pretty much know every stallion here and there ain't ANYPONY like that. Not even the best stallions are THAT great......and RAinbow wants AWESOME! Not even Soarin from the wonderbolts is that great."

"I see your point there Spike, and from what I have read about feelings is that most ponies try to find somepony that have alot in common with them."

"Still, I just can't think of ANYPONY that would be with Dash. Even if they DO have a lot in common, they would get turned off by her arrogance and competitiveness. It just might be too much for them. Hmmmmmmm."

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm" Everypony was now quiet....thinking about what to do with their predicament. That was until Twilight finally came up with a "great" idea.

"AHA! I GOT IT!"

"WHAT" We all stared at her waiting for her answer but she just keep staring at one pony in parcticular......me.

"WELL, Rainbow is fast,athletic,competitive,cocky,arrogant,stubborn and many other things. *Starts moving Closer* and who do we all know that is like THAT?!"

Most of us didn't really know where she was going with this......but I did and I know what she meant...........

"Hmmm...........Swift as a coarsing river, with the force of a Great Typhoon,the strenght of a raging fire,mysterious as the dark side of the moon......I know who you're talking about Twilight.................AppleJack you need to spend Hearts and Hooves with Rainbow Dash."

"EXACTLY- Wait...NO!!!"

"WHAT IN TARNASHIONS ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT BOY?!?

"Well all of those attributes fit you so I thought-

"Dark......I was talking about you."

"And since said strong I- wait me?"

"Yes you Dark. You are fast and swift, a pegasi , you're new so you are mysterious and ain't "boring" to her, I heard of the challenge you had with AppleJAck, so that proves that you're strong, you even broke the sound barrier, and that takes a lot of force, so it shows that you're tough, and you DO have a lot in common with her."

"Hey, she's RIGHT! Oh, they will look so happy together, I need to go plan a for a PARTY!" And with that....Pinkie was gone, WOW she is fast.

"Me? Huh......so what would I have to do then? I mean sure I've spent Hearts and Hooves with other ponies, but they usually ask ME. So how would I do this?"

"Well thats what this book is for,"Romance 101".

"Well I guess that would help......but what does Rainbow Dash like?"

"Well, ifa I remember correctly.....she likes a challenge."

"And.....she does usually like the occasional romantic stuff like flowers."

"OH AND SHE SHE LOVES PRANKING!"

"Pinkie....where did you come from?"

"I'm Pinkie....thats's all you need to know."

"Alright.......well I guess I can handle things from here.....thanks anyway guys you've been a real help."

"Ain't nothing to it sugercube."

"Do not worry darling, and if you ever need more advice, come talk to me at the boutique."

"Well thanks again you guys.......I better start planning this out or something about how its going to come down, well bye."
As I left, I did not hear the chatter that was going on back at the library.Well I guess I better crash on this cloud- SHIT!!!!! WHERE THE FUCK DOES RAINBOW LIVE?!?!?!

"TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT DARK?!?!?!"

"WHERE DOES RAINBOW DASH LIVE?!?!?!"

"IN THE GIANT CLOUD HOME TO THE WEST, YOU CAN'T MISS IT!!!"

"THANK YOU!!!!!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!"

Aha, need to stop screaming or I'll strain my voice. Well I guess I should head over there.....HOLY SHIT I'm here...but that's not even possible....you can't possibly travel SO MUCH distance in so little time....WTF.......whatever, I'm here and that's all that matters.

As I landed at the doorstep, I couldn't hear anything, better knock I guess.

KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK

"You know what, fuck this." After those words left my mouth I started to push the door open.....and it was open. Why is it open anyway? Ain't she scared that somepony will come in here and steal her stuff?

The main room that lead me from the door was pretty big. But there was only a cloud couch and a some trash on the floor like magazines and cans(really is she such a slob) that were on the floor. Well at least she had a T.V in here (YES THERE ARE T.V'S HERE!) The room next to it was the kitchen, and let me tell you....IT WAS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT. I could go on about what is on the floor there and whatever that green thing is(might be a cabbage) on the floor but lets move on.

There were a set of stairs leading to the 2nd floor...but I ain't going there. Since I'm going to be crashing here might as well get some sleep, I guess the couch will do a nice sleeping arrangement for know. Now where to put my bag.....Ah here with me I guess. Don't want ANYPONY looking throught my stuff.

Wow this is rather comfortable and roomy as HELL! Like I mean you could fit 2 other ponies in here and STILL have room for a fiily. Well time for some shuteye....wonder what Cyan is doing.....I bet he's alright.

"Goodnight Ponyville" And with that I drifted off to sleep.

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"TELL ME!!!!!!!"

"WHY?!?!?!?!"

"Because...."Cyan", I want to do something for him."

"FINE! I'll tell you, jeez, he likes going fast, being competitive, and simple other romantic gestures like hugs and kisses, I don't know for sure. Why do you need this anyway Rainbow? I thought you hated him?"

"........................I DO! Its just that Pinkie wants to throw him a victory party."

"Oh......well then alright."

"WELL........THANKSFORTHEHELPCYAN,GOTTAGOSEEYABYE!!! And with that DAsh flew off to her cloud home.

"Jeez what a weirdo. I wonder what she has planned for Dark."

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RAINBOW POV

GREAT! Now that I know about him I can make tomorow even BETTER! *squeal*

Ah, good o'l cloud home, jeez am I tired, better go to bed I guess- what the hey?

On her couch she saw laying there a recognizable Black pegasus. Snoring I might add.

"Well,well,well...I guess he did come....heh, looks pretty cute sleeping there, but he looks cold. I guess I'll warm him up."

Rainbow then walked over to the couch, layed on it as well and put her arm around Dark.

"I bet he won't mind." Then Rainbow drifted off to sleep as well.

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SORRY YOU GUYS FOR UPDATING SO FREAKING LATE!!!!!! JUST THAT I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH ALOT OF STUFF!!!!!! SCHOOLWORK FOR ONE REASON.BUT ANYWAY..............I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE CHAPTER,OR NOT WHATEVER. WELL I GUESS I'M GOING TO GO AND START DOIND SOMETHING ELSE I GUESS..................

SEEYA I GUESS!!!!!!!!!

Hearts and Hooves?

CHAPTER 13: HEARTS AND HOOVES?

WELL WHATS GOOD MY FELLOW BRONIES AND PEGA-SISTERS(IF THERE ARE ANY)?
I'VE BEEN DOING GOOD, LISTENING TO MUSIC, WATCHING VIDS, READING FICS, THE USUAL.
WELL ENOUGH ABOUT ME....LETS SEE WHAT DARK DOES WHEN HE FINDS RAINBOW "SNUGGLING" AGAINST HIM.......CREEPYNESS ENSUES AND WHAT NOT........LETS GO!!!

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Ahhh....that was a GREAT nights sleep right there. I had woken up at about 2 hours after the sun rose? I don't know for sure. All I know is that is that I don't really know if Rainbow even came home. She must have come in while I was asleep or something. Did I tell you guys how comfortable I was? I mean I felt as I was in a cloud plus in a mixture of feathers and........um.....well WHATEVER! I was just REALLY warm. Don't know why thought, and I don't know why but my wings are covering me up like a blanket. Must have been cold or something, but it doesn't explain why I'm so warm. I tried to get up but both my wings were stuck to something. Well just one of them actually, one is covering me while the other is.....I don't know what the other is doing, might as well check to get out of this predicament.

As I turned my head (YES I WAS THINKING ALL OF THAT STUFF ABOVE WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND LOOKING UP....SO WHAT??) I saw only.....colors? I saw red,orange,blue,green,purple and yellow. WHAT THE FUCK? I moved y hoofs and saw soething wrapped around my waste....a cyan hoof.

"Um.....what the fuck?" I keep staring at......Rainbow Dash? Yup, it was Rainbow Dash. Her head was nuzzling in my chest while her wing was covering me as well. Her other hoof was somehow under me while her other wing was under me as well. I have NO idea how this happened....but I know that I DO know, I want to get out of this situation. I mean I don't REALLY mind it.....but its WAY to weird. I tried to inch my way out of there without waking her up.

"Easy now....easy does it.......FUCK YEAH!" I finally escaped from the grip of Rainbow!

"Great, now that I'm out I can-

"Mmmmm.....Dark...."

"What the FUCK was that?" I turned around and saw Rainbow Dash still sleeping on her couch, but she was talking in her sleep.....SHIT! I do NOT want to know what that mare is thinking me when she AIN'T awake.

"Dark.....come closer.....Mmmm......come over here with me...."

Okay.....WTF!!!! Never before had I had a chick THIS obsessed with me. Well I mean there was that ONE mare that said she would cut my member off if she found me, but I think she died in the war at home....PHEW right? Well I'm getting OUT OF HERE before she says something else that creeps me out.

"Oh YEAH Dark, GET DEEP IN THERE!!!" *Gags* IS SHE THINKING WHAT I THINK SHE'S THINKING!?!?!?!?! Sure its pretty kinky but STILL!

"*Breathing Hard* I'm........I'm almost there Dark, just a bit more...." ALRIGHT THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
I then tried to fly but then crashed into the cloud wall.......weird that their....SOLID! After regaining my composure and getting the FUCK outta there, the last thing I heard from RAinbow was her saying,"Harder Dark...HARDER AND FASTER"
IS SHE STILL DREAMING OR JUST TROLLING ME?!?!?! I don't want to find out. SO FUCK THIS!

I had now grabbed my bag, and was now flying out of the cloud castle. Who knows what I'll be doing now. I don't want to go back in there anytime soon. I should go and check what Cyan is doing.

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Cyan had woken up early since he WAS living with the Apple Family, and they woke up at sunrise, he had woken at that time as well. He had actually started to get used to it.

"Uhhhh, what's today? OH SHIT! Its Hearts and Hooves today, wasn't something supposed to happen today?Hmmm, I already took a shower, I don't need to go to the bathroom, I ain't hungry, its my first day at my new job, ApplBloom ain't going to school, the Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't- AH FUCK MY FIRST DAY!" Cyan then went in a frenzy looking for the right equipment until he came up to his saddlebag. He looked around the room,and saw nopony. SO he reached into his saddlebag and pulled out his "Family Heirloom" from the pouch. He looked it over as if he saw it for the first time in his life.
It was a gold necklace with his cutiemark in the middle, a dark blue wave of water.

"Someday....I'll find out what this is for, I know its an heirloom,but I feel like its much greater than that.....oh well,better get going." Lifting up his hoof and makingg water come from the bathroom, he then shifted his hoof to his face and mane so the water would know where to go.While the water was splashing on him, he started combing his mane and levitating a mirror to see himself.

"Fuck Yeah, now lets get going.'' And with that, Cyan teleported off to SugerCube Corner, not knowing that a green eyed mare with an orange coat saw and was know staring at his bag.

"Hmmm, this'a here looks like my Element of Harmony necklace. I need to show this to Twilight and find out what it is."So AppleJack now started trotting off to the Library.

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"Oh, well thanks anyway Big Mac."

"Eeyup." When I had arrived to Sweet Apple Acres, I saw Big Mac. We chatted a bit, found out he didn't have a special somepony for today, wished him luck with the work and the searching, and THEN found out Cyan had left 5 minutes ago to work at his new job.....shit. Well I guess I could just- HEY THERES AJ! APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!APPLEJACK!

"Dangit! I just can't let Dark see what I have or he'll get angry at me, and I don't know how he is when he's mad, and I don't want to find out."

"Hey AJ and Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, so what you doing?"

"Oh, um I'm err....*Sees Tree* I'M APPLEBUCKING! Yeah thats it, so if ya'll excuse me then I'll a be on my way-

"Oh, can I join? I mean with Cyan working and me having no special somepony to keep me company I thought you and I could hang out. SO......yeah?"

"WELL, I would surely love to Dark, just that I have ALOT of work you see and, I uh....can't."

"Oh.....whats that around your neck? Looks alot like-

"Well LOOK AT THE TIME SUGERCUBE, TIME FOR ME TO GO!" AJ then ran off leaving me with ALOT of questions.
Like if she's going to AppleBuck then ain't she supposed to be heading towards the trees and NOT the gate? Well...I think she LIED to me. NAH, she wouldn't do that. Besides, Twilight did tell me she was the element of Honesty or something.

"Hmm, who can I hang out with? Big Mac's working, Cyan's working, AJ just ran off, Pinkie must be working with Cyan, Twilight might be busy with the library, have NO idea where Fluttershy is.......RARITY IT IS THEN! I bet she won't mind me dropping by, and I don't want to go BACK to Rainbow's place, so lets GO!

<<....>>....^^........."WELL since NOPONY is looking.....MIGHT as well try this out..........LIGHTNING TELEPORT!"
ZZZAAAAPPP "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!"

LET ME GIVE YOU A RECAPE OF WHAT HAPPENED YOUNGSTERS........AFTER I SAID THAT, A LIGHTNING BOLT CAME FROM THE SKY AND HIT ME. SINCE I'M IMUNE TO IT, ONCE IT HIT ME, I DISSAPEARED FORM THAT SITE. ONCE I GOT HIT, I WAS SHOT INTO THE SKY....IN THE FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! SO THEN WITH ME IN IT, I WAS SENT TO THE PLACE THAT WAS ON MY MIND, AND BLAMMO! I WAS THERE....SO YEAH....TAKE THAT!!!!! I GUESS THAT FOR KNOW I'LL PUT THIS A CHAPTER....MAKE IT A PART 2-3 THING.
TROLLING!

SEEYA BITCHES....OC COMING LATER...IT WILL BE "SHOCKING"

Hearts And Hooves? Prt 2

CHAPTER 14: HEARTS AND HOOVES? PRT 2

SO LIKE YEAH..........RAINBOW IS STARTING TO FREAK ME OUT!!!!I MEAN YOUAVE HEARD THE NOISES SHE WAS MAKING.....WTF!!!! WHATEVER THEN, LETS SEE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AT RARITY'S.......

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Wow, that trip sure was EPIC! I mean that was the first time I've done it correctly. I mean there was this ONE time where I used it to get home but somehow got taaken to this neighbors house while they were eating lunch. Yeah....it was pretty awkward. So s I was about to knock, I heard......crying? Screaming? No definitly crying. But why? I started to lean by the door and listen to what all the commotion was about. What I heard was this:

"OH THIS IS JUST TERRIBLE!!!! WWAHHHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST LEFT MEEEE!!!!!"

WOW. She must have it BAD! I wonder what else is wrong....must keep evesdropping.....wait. WHO left her? Colt-friend? Father? Somepony?

"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST LEFT!!!! AND RIGHT BEFORE HEARTS WARMING EVE!!!!

Wow this guy is a JERK! You should never do that to a Mare. ESPECIALLY a mare as beautiful as Rarity!
I wonder who IT IS! Must keep evesdropping.

*Sniffles*" I don't KNOW what I did wrong with this one. I thought that he was PERFECT for me.*Sniff* I guess I was wrong again........WHY am I such a failure when it comes to love,huh?"

HOLY SHIT its like shes talking to me, knowing that I'm listening. I feel bad for her, I WANT to do something, but I just don't know what.....

*Blows Nose* "I thought that he really was the ONE......my prince....my stallion in shining armor....*Sighs* I believe that love just isn't for me.....*starts crying again*

OUCH. NOPONY should feel like that. I mean EVERYPONY, nomatter what they look like,sound like,act like, or other stuff that makes them different should have love. WELL since I had never had any of those problems I don't know how that feels, but I still stand by my point. Well I think that she needs somepony to cheer her up, and since I don't know ANY other stallions here, guess its up to me. I just hope- HEY WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

I had just been knocked over by a dragon.....Spike.

"Dude, what are you doing crouching behind Rarity's door?"

"Well SPIKE, if you must know I was bored so I came to hang out with Rarity. I was about to knock when I heard crying,I evesdropped-

"Dude, thats creepy."

"Shut UP! So I found out that her Colt-Friend or something had dumped her or something. She feels sad and all so I was thinking of cheering her up, you want to help?"

"DO I?!?!?! I mean, yeah sure." I saw it in his face. He was REALLY excited about helping her....WAIT!

FLASHBACKS!!!!!

*I remember the day where me and her meet. Me and her were talking while Spike was staring at her with Hearts in his eyes and his tounge hanging out*

*Remembers yesterday at Twilights. I saw some Hearts and Hooves cards. They were made out to....RARITY!*

There was NO doubt anymore.....Spike had a crush on Rarity. He CANNOT help. I know his types, once he sees her in "distress" he will try and hook up with her. With Rarity "vulnerable" she will accept and make a BAD decision.
Spike is young so he doesn't know what TRUE love is, and I can't let him go through that. I may be a douche at times, but I still have a heart. SO i need to distract Spike so he won't try and make a move and risk angering Rarity.

"SAY Spike, how bout making Rarity feel better by uh....bringing...her, some...JEWELS! Yeah jewels, doesn't THAT make her happy?"

"OF COURSE!*Slaps Forehead* But I don't have any.....I GUESS I'LL GO AND GET SOME! Don't worry Rarity my sweet, I shall be back." Spike then went off towards who knows where....once I was at a safe distance, I laughed...SO HARD!

*Whisper Laugh* "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! *Mimics Spike* Don't worry Rarity my sweet, I shall be back. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Man that little guy can SURE bring in laughs out of me."
I was about to laugh some more until I remembered the task at hand....evesdrop on Rarity. As I was putting my ear to the door,I heard crashing inside.

Alright what the fuck is happening? I was only gone for like about 5 minutes talking to Spike,what in Equestria is happening NOW?

CRASH! BOOM! PHOOSH!<----Explosion(TROLL) "I'M HIDEOUS! NOPONY WILL EVER LOVE ME!*Cries some more, and more, and more, AND MORE* I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I EXCIST IF NOPONY WOULD EVER LOVE A MARE LIKE ME! It's not that I'm picky is it? Is it that I have high standards? Too beautiful? Snooby? WHAT?!?!
WWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

JEEZ! I can't let her keep moping like this. I need to do something, BUT WHAT!?!?!

"OH MY GODDESSES! And what Sweetie Bell and the rest of the girls. I told them all that I would have a date to meet with them at the restaurant tonight! They'll call me a liar! They'll make fun of Sweetie Bell for having *GASP* a wreck of a sister. THIS IS THE WORST...POSSIBLE...THING EVER!!!!" *Faints into couch that came out of NOWHERE and rests on it and cries again."And know I won't have a date for the Hearts and Hooves Dance! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!?!"

JEEZ! Did NOT know that Rarity was so dramatic with all this. I mean SURE shes going to a dance...dateless none the less, she "bragged?" to her friends that she was going to have a date, and now she doesn't. ALL of her friends are going to be there and THEY will have dates, she feels like a failure in love....OH SHIT! In a situation like this, this can lead to ANYTHING, especially............SUICIDE!*GASP*

"I have to do something....and I think I know what I must do." I then flew off, looking for the stuff I need.

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"OH MY GODDESSES THIS IS BORING AS BUCK!" Cyan was working....at SugerCube Corner. He thought that working with Pinkie AND in a place filled with sweets would be cool,but there was nothing really happening. Everypony that did come in were with their special somepony. Sure it was fun baking for them and all....but what made that BAD was that they keep acting lovey dovey infront of him. Now he wasn't one to say that it was bad, just do it in PRIVACY!
The worse couple there thought were these 2 ponies that keep making faces at each other. He knew 1 of them as Big Macentosch, the other one was a purple coated mare. Sure they were fun to watch, but they were ANNOYING! I mean they keep saying stuff to each other like.....WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT! THEY WERE TALKING SINCE THE STUFF THEY WERE SAYING WASN'T EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE!!!! I mean they said something like,"I love you my smoshly dovely lovy itty bity pumpkin pie." or something like that....I DON'T CARE! I am a FUCKING SMART MOTHER-FUCKER! I don't have time to listen to their stuff....JEEZ! I need to calm downright now before I go bezerk on somepony with all of my water fury...

"Water Fury? Whats that Cyan?"

"AHHH!!! PINKIE! How?What?Why?....How?...I mean, did you just read my mind?"

"No silly. I just read the text and saw what you were thinking." She then smiled one of her impossible miles.

"WHAT TEXT!?! You know what nevermind. I'm bored....you want to go, and I don't know.... do something?"

"Sorry Cyan, but I have a DATE!"

"WAIT! A date? Well who's the mystery pony?"

"Oh he's here.....NOW!"

"What are you talking I haven't heard or seen- HOLY SHIT!" In front of him was a stallion. He was a unicorn like Cyan himself, but older.Maybe about Dark's hight. He had a darkish blue coat, ABOUT the color of the sky at night. His mane was in a short "pony"tail that was a whitish light blue. His tail was the same like his mane, short and bluish. What was the oddest thing was his EYES! They were a blood red, and he was silent...WAY TO SILENT! Cyan wondered how a stallion as quiet as he acted got with somepony as ecstatic as Pinkie.

"Well hey....uh, dude?"

".......Hey, the names Shadow(THIS OC BELONGS TO P!NR!GHT! JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT! AND DUDE, I KNOW HIS NAME IS SHADE, BUT I CHANGED IT!!!!! and whats your name squirt?"

"Its Cyan, Cyan Oasis to be presice. SO, your pinkies Colt-friend huh?"

"I wouldn't say "Colt-Friend" but yeah we are going out. I mean me and the rest of her friends and THEIR dates are going to the annual Hearts and Hooves dance, AND WHERE GOING TO WIN!"

"Win? What is there a competition?"

"Well yeah. The winner will receive 500 bits PLUS a new house by here, and I WANT those bits.....the house I'll figure out what to do with that later."

"THAT IS IF YOU WIN!"

"What the?" Cyan,Shadow,and Pinkie Pie looked at who made the comment. They saw Fluttershy,and with her was a white pegasus with a black and red spiked mane and tail. Like the Shadow, he had red eyes as well.
His cutie mark was peculiar thought. It was of a fireball....Cyan had a bad feeling about him,but didn't want to say anything and get into the "conflict".

"Oh, and who are YOU?"

"Well my friend, I'M PhoenixFire, and me and Shy are going to win. We've been practicing and we say we have an awesome chance of winning."

"Um Phoenix, If you don't mind, I was thinking that we could actually keep this a secret."

"Oh, sorry Shy, but its true, you have been pretty awesome lately." With that comment Fluttershy started to hide behind her mane and blush. Phoenix caught Cyan starring at her and got angry.

"Dude, are you checking my mare out?"

"What? I-

"SO YOU WERE? Oh ho, your going to get it now."

"But I-

"I KNOW! We should ALL go to the party TOGETHER! I'll be SO much FUN!

"Not now Pinkie. Now for you Phoenix, I suggest you leave and don't make anypony get hurt."

"YEAH! YOU!" Fire started sprouting from the tips of his hooves. Smoke started to fill the room up.

OH NO! If he keeps this up then the whole store can be burned down! oh, what would Dark do? He would attack know ask questions later,RIGHT!

Cyan then started to move from behind the counter over to PhoenixFire. Cyan knew what he was doing to do. He started to produce something he called "Aqua Thrust" BWWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!! THRUST! HAHAHAHAHA! AH, FUNNY SHIT THERE. Cyan then pointed both hooves at Phoenix and yelled, "Fire."

BUT just before anything shot out, 2 voices yelled out,"STOP!"

All 5 ponies looked and saw Twilight standing at the doorway. Her companion on the other hoof made Cyan's mouth drop.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?"

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ALRIGHT SO THERE YOU HAVE IT EVERYPONY!
AS ALWAYS....SEEYA BITCHES!
OH AND IF YOU HAVE MUSIC FOR THE HEARTS AND HOOVES DANCE THEN POST THAT SHIT BELOW,THAT WOULD BE COOL OF YOU.

Hearts and Hooves? Part 3

CHAPTER 15: Hearts and Hooves? Part 3

ALRIGHT EVERYPONY....I'M BBBOOORRREEDD!!!!!!!! SO MIGHT AS WELL WRITE ANOTHER CHAPTER, GOOD FOR YOU GUYS HUH? WELL SEE MY NEW OC UP THERE? DON'T CARE? WHATEVER THEN, BUT SERIOUSLY, LETS GET ON WITH THIS AND FIND OUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!?!" Shadow and Phoenix(who had fucking calmed down after the STARE from Fluttershy)
were now staring at Cyan staring at the new pony with Twilight.
The pony just keep staring at Cyan as well, that was until he FINALLY spoke after like 5 minutes of silence.

"Uh, the names Thunder Cloud dude. I....."came" here a few days ago."

"Oh yeah? From WHERE?"

"Well I came from-

"THUNDER DUCK!" Twilight jumped on Thunder and pushed him to the ground. Cyan,Shadow, and Phoenix saw from the window what they were hiding from......The Royal Guards. Once they had left, Shadow had a smirk on his face, seeing what position Twilight and Thunder were in.

"So from what I'm seeing, we have an outlaw AND a hider of the criminal, so may whe ask, what DID you do?"

"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Thunder was working up, you could LITERALLY see sparks of lightning coming from his head in anger....like they were popping out or something.

Cyan was still staring at Thunder with his mouth open. It wasn't anything personal, it was just how he looked and resembled Dark in SO many ways. Red and Black mane, tail in same fashion. Only thing different was his coat color, it was white while Dark's was black. Even his cutie mark was similars to Dark's, it was a Lightning Bolt, except that it was pointed in a different direction from Dark's. Cyan finally snapped out of his daze of staring and spoke to Thunder.

"So Thunder.....when did you get here? Also, Phoenx and Shadow, when did you guys come to Ponyville?"

"Well I came her about 1 week ago, Pinkie threw me this AMAZING welcome party and, well we hit it off from there as you can see." Shadow then went over to Pinkie and gave her a heart warming hug and nuzzle.

"Well I got here over a month ago,I meet Fluttershy in a restaurant. I was working there after I came from Canterlot since the ponies there are WAY to snooby. So while working we meet, chatted, hung out, had a date, and now I live with her in her cottage."

"About that Phoenix..........WHAT does your Cutie Mark mean? Same to you Shadow and Thunder...what?"

"Well Cyan you sure are nosy and curious but alright. See how my Cutie Mark is a fireball? Well it represents-
Thunder interrupted him before he could finish.

"It means your hot-headed right?" Cyan and Shadow were now snickering while Phoenix was just giving Thunder(who was smirking) a death glare.

"Oh Phoenix, don't be upset.......if you can,please?"

Phoenix was getting angrier and angrier by the minute, and the snickering from behind him or the smirking of Thunder wasn't helping, but he didn't want to scare Fluttershy, so he thought it would be nice to atleast SHOW them what it means.......especially to show Thunder Cloud.

Phoenix started to walk over to Thunder, and then he placed a hoof on his shoulder.
"Well Thunder, I guess I'll show you PERSONALLY what I can do."

"Oh Yeah? Well whats that?"

"You'll feel it."

"Feel? What are you talking abou- SSHHHIIITTTT!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Black smoke started to come from Thunders shoulder while they were talking. It was coming from the small fire Phoenix created on Thunders shoulder.

Everypony was now laughing at Thunder who was rolling on the floor trying to put out the fire. He was failing miserably until Pinkie stopped laughing and poured flour on him. The flour did its intended job but Thunder was covered in flour and was being laughed at.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thunder had only one thought right now for the stunt that Phoenix had pulled on him........revenge.

"Heh,heh...that was a nice one Phoenix, didn't see that coming. So from that I guess your cutie mark represents that you can produce fire at will huh?"

"Yeah, I'm the ONLY pony in all of Equestria who has powers like this.I mean not even unicorns can control the ELEMENTS!"

"Actually Phoenix, I can-

"Shut it Cyan. SO Phoenix, feel unique about your power?" Flour covered Thunder was coming closer and closer to Phoenix until he was right next to him. Thunder then put a hoof on Phoenix's shoulder as how Phoenix had done before

"Well let me show you what I can do, and show you what my Cutie Mark means........"

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After Rahsaan and Trixie were teleported to his house, Trixie collapsed from being tired and not having qalot of energy, so she "fainted". Rahsaan then carried her to his spare bed and dropped her and covered her and what not.
These events are being taken before while the events of above are being happening.

"So Trixie how did you sleep?"

"Trixie says it was.....mediocre at beast."

"GREAT! So Trixie, about the person who did this to you, you know, the one who put you in the hospital."

"AH, him.......what about him?"

"Well how bout for today, Hearts and Hooves Day, you and I go and follow him, to see where he goes, know his strenghts and weaknesses and what not."

"WHY would THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE do something like that and follow a pathetic pony like HIM?

"Well on one hoof it can help you with your revenge plan, and also you kinda owe me for letting you stay here so the least you can do is spend Hearts and Hooves together since none of us are really going to do anything."

"Very Well then, Trixie shall ALLOW you to go on this quest with her, but do not get in Trixies way."

"Yeah,Yeah princess so lets go then, I already packed a lunch in case we get hungry."

"When did you do-

"While you were asleep, so come on then. What are you waiting for? Another failed show?

"HHMPPH! Alright, lead the way."

"Alright my sweet."

"WHAT did you just say to TRIXIE?"

"...............................................................................................Nothing,LETS GO!"

Before Trixie could object, they were now both standing in some bushes outside Carousel Boutique.

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"Thanks you SO MUCH RoseLuck! I bet these roses you gave me will make her feel better!"

"Well no problem,I'm sorry but what did you say your name was?"

"Its Dark Lightning, well thanks still and see yah."

"Well goodbye."

I had traveled to a stand owned by a pony named RoseLuck. I told her of my predicament and she helped me pick the PERFECT flowers that I hope will make Rarity feel better. I have already gone and gotten her other stuff I hope she would like. I also found out what this whole "Hearts and Hooves Dance" was about. Turns out its a dance in which couples compete with other couples and the winner will receive 500 bits and a new house by the prairy(or something like that, I wasn't really listening). I know thats the Dance Rarity was talking about and since I don't want her to look bad in front of her friends.......I'LL GET BIG MAC TO GO WITH HER!!!! No wait he has work, WELL THEN......I'LL FIND SOMEPONY ELSE TO GO OUT WITH HER!

I saw an earth pony. He had a chestnut brown coat and mane with an hourglass as a Cutie Mark.

"HEY DO YOU WANT TO DATE RARITY!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"WHAT!?!?!"

"Is that a yes!?"

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT?!?!"

"Oh sorry, SO.....you want to go out with Rarity?"

"WHAT? You mean that snobby mare that runs the Carousel Boutique? As if." Then the stallion started trotting away.

"Snooby? She ain't snooby. How dare HE. Ah fuck it, no use fighting about somepony's opinion, might as well-

KA-BOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!(I don't know how to make explosion sounds.....sue me.)

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Where did THAT come from." I turned to where the noise was heard and saw smoke coming from SugerCube Corner. After about 20 seconds the smoke was gone.

"Weird.................... well I AIN'T checking that out, off to Carousel Boutique and cheer up Rarity.

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THE EVENTS IN THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT ARE EVNTS THAT HAPPEN AFTER I LEAVE RAINBOWS PLACE

"WOW! That was the most AWESOME dream I have EVER HAD!!!!" Rainbow had woken up about an hour after I had left I guess. She would have been still dreaming if she hadn't...........you know.

"Hmm, I wonder where Dark is........I better go find him and ask him if he will be........THE ONE."
Rainbow then dashed off out of her cloud home, looking for Dark, hoping and pleeding that he would say yes.

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"Oh, I wonder where Sweetie Bell is, I haven't heard from her in a while." Rarity still had her puffy eyes and runny nose, but other than that she was feeling better.

KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK

"OH, a customer, that should take my mind off things."

"Welcome to Carousel Boutique, how may I help- Oh why hello Dark."

"Hey Rarity, here these are for you, I wanted to ask.......would you be my Special Somepony?"

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CLIFFHANGER!!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
YEAH THIS CHAPTER 4 TONIGHT, SEEYA BITCHES.....OH AND TODAY 03/05/12 IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say What?

Chapter 16: Say What?
So everypony…long time no see huh? Well let’s just roll with it already.

“WHAT?!?!” Rarity staring at me with her mouths a gap and her eyes wide as saucers. I tried to just not get outta there and fly under a rock and hide for good long years, BUT I told myself I was going to do this and help Rarity, AND DAMMIT I WILL!

“I do believe you heard me Rarity, hehehe……..SO, what do you say huh?”

“Well……I…I don’t know what to say actually. This is all so sudden, I….I don’t know what to say.”

Rarity started to pace around the room, her eyes still visibly puffy from crying in the past few minutes, hours maybe? Her mane was frazzled up and had split ends, and she was wearing a pink nightgown I believe.

“Well……you don’t have to think and we could go to the Hearts and Hooves Dance-Before I could finish, I was levitated off the ground and had levitated me in front of her face.

“DID YOU SAY THE HEARTS AND HOOVES DANCE?!?!?!” Rarity had her eyes were wide, and red as those of a madmare.

(IN RARITYS HEAD)

He wants to take me to the Hearts and Hooves Dance? Well this is PERFECT! They shall see Dark, notice that I wasn’t lying, look elegant at the Dance, friends become jealous, I wouldn’t look like a wreck, AND I would have a colt-friend! *squeal* *Looks over to Dark* and he sure does look suitable for me, alright I’ll shall do it!

“Well Dark, since you asked so politely AND since you are a friend I shall agree to this. Meet me back here at about sundown and we shall go. Ta-ta for now Dark.”

“Um, alright then Rarity.” As I was leaving I could have sworn that I heard a squeal coming from inside….meh whatever.

“Hmm…..I’m kinda hungry, where the hell is that place where Cyan works? AH, there it is.”

“WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?!?!”

(IN SUGERCUBE CORNER….WHERE WE LAST SAW OUR IDIOTS……Thunder placed his hoof on Phoenix’s shoulder….why? WELL…….)

A crazy smile formed on Thunder as 100 volts of electricity ran through his hoof and into Phoenix’s body. Phoenix’s body started jerking (hah jerking) uncontrollably and started foaming in his mouth (Muzzle?)
Twilight and Pinkie were both staring at the convulsing on the floor with their mouths hung open. Cyan and Shadow were both staring at Thunder as if he was a being from another world. Thunder was standing in front of the convulsing Phoenix, smiling a smile only describable as twisted. Fluttershy had fainted in seeing her colt-friend in…well THAT!

“THUNDER! WHAT IN EQUESTRIA DID YOU DO TO PHOENIX?! AND WHY IS HE CONVULSING??!!”
Twilight was seriously pist.

Thunder just stood there, smling his flank off at the spazzaming Phoenix.

"Heh,heh,heh,heh,heh.........will everypony CALM DOWN! our acting like hes going to die or something. Well don't worry you guys, hes just going to be in a sorta state of shock. He'll be better tommorow morning....JEEZ! So I guess that means that him and Fluttershy won't be able to compete tonight.

"Are you serious Thunder, you did this to him JUST TO WIN A DANCE CONTEST?!?! I am seriously, utterly shocked by your actions Thunder,well I believe that if Fluttershy can't compete, the neither shall I!"

Thunder only looked at her with a face filled with grimace,anger, and a bit of sadness.

"WHAT?!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT?!?!?!

"I can and I did Thunder. You brought this down on yourself when you did that to Phoenix, now say your sorry."

"BUT-WHY? HE FUCKING STARTED IT!!!! WHAT THE- I DON'T EVEN- WHAT- ARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

During the whole scene between this, Shadow and Cyan had started to talk (BECAUSE ONLY MARES CHAT!!!)to each other.

"So Shadow, I guess that means that you and Pinkie are the only couple that I know of that is still going to compete."

"You know it! With my dancing skills, the're ain't NOPONY that can beat u-

"Um Shadow? I need to tell you something REALLY IMPORTANT!"

"Sure Pinkie what is it?'

"WELL, since Twilight and Fluttershy out, I don't really thinkmit would be nice to go and party while Phoenix is in this condition, SO I'm going to Fluttershy's to help her!" Pinkie gave her one of her famous Pinkie Smiles, but Hsadow was at a lost for words.....and his mouth open.

"I'm sorry Shadow, its just that Fluttershy needs me......BUT DON'T WORRY I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU LATER!" She winked at him, smiled at him seductively and then kissed him on the cheek and ran to her room. Phoenix had calmed down after that and was then standing next to Twilight who was whispering into his ear.

Thunders face went from grouchy, to suprised, to shocked, to well........BOING!......wingboner.

"Hah. Dude, is that a-"

"NO!"

"You sure, cause I ALREADY know that it is dude."

"SHUT UP! Twilight tell- Twilight?"

Thunder started looking aroung, but only the 3 guys were there. Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy, and the "dying?" Phoenix were gone.

"WTF? How the hell did they do that? I am NOT cleaning this mess up. AH YEAH!!!! Shifts over, I'm out, PEACE!!!!"

Shadow was now staring at Cyan hanging his apron and checking out.

"Where you going?"

"Nosy Much?"

Pretty Much what happened in Shadows Mind:

Yeah.....BACK TO STORY!!!!!

"Dude, I was just wondering. JEEZ!"

"Well whatever, I'm leaving, I'm glad I ain't gonna be here when the cakes see this mess and- HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN- Oh hey Dark.

"Oh, sorry there bro. Looks like you've made some friends. So who are you two?"

"Hey I'm Shadow."

"Cool, names Dark Lightning, I'm his older brother, and who are you?"

Thunder stopped what he was doing and stared at me for about what could have been a minute or something.

What the FUCK is wrong with him?

Thunders Mind:[iIts HIM!]

"His name is Thunder, Thunder Cloud actually."

"Alright then, weirdo."

"Well Cyan its been nice seeing you and all, but I need to go find out where Pinkie went."

"I....I think I'll go with you....since were not going to the competition we could hang out."

"Sure." Shadow and Thunder head out....who knows where?

"Dude, your friends are weird, especially that Thunder one."

"Heh, yeah. But he DOES so these lightning moves like you do."

"Heh...poser."

"WELL......I'm heading over to Sweet Apple Acres, promised to watch the Cutie Mark Crusaders."

"Cool, I guess I'll join yo-

"Um excuse me, but are you Dark Lightning?"

"Huh? Oh uh yeah." It was this mailmare pegasus that I saw earlier on my was from Cloudsdale.

"Well I have a card for you." She gives me the card and flies off.

"Whos it from Dark?"

"I have NO idea Cyan, lets check shall we?" As I opened the card, I saw the card being a red letter, with a poem in it.

“When I first saw you, my heart did race,
Your awesome face stunned me in place.
As I saw you, then I knew,
That True love, had become true!
and even now, as i watch you with the rest,
i'll keep you warm and hold you close to my chest

Rainbow Dash XOXOXOXOXO

P.S: Meet me back at my home one you get this.

"Ah Shit.........."

"SO.........you and Rainbow together now?"

"WHAT NO!!!!!"

"Then why you blushing? Hmmmm??"

"Shut Up Cyan."

"Well I guess I should go see her, the poem was pretty awesome I must say."

"Hmmm, well tell me how that plays out,see you later."

"Yeah" I then start flying towards Rainbows house.........

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"AppleJack? What are you doing here? You never come here unless its an emergency."

"A'm sorrah for intruding like this, but wheres Twilight?"

"She hasn't come back yet from SugerCube Corner."

"SHOOT! Well once you see her, give her this!"

"Is that......."

"Shush! Anypony else asks where you got it from, you didn't get it from me. I need Twilight to get as much information as she can on this...got it?"

Before Spike can answer, AppleJack was already off. Spike had returned to the library right after he's meeting with Dark for a look for a bunck of books on gem hunting.

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"OH NO GIRLS!!! I just found out that Rarity plans on going out with another stallion, I thought that she would have given up on guys like that when I finished off that other stallion. Better start operation S.I.C.K."

"Uh Sweetie Bell, no offense, but don't you think that we messed with Rarity's love life too much already?"

"I agree with Scootaloo, she seems way too lonely."

"You're missing the point! Once she gets an actual colt-friend, she'll spend less and less time with me.....

"Fine, we'll help you, but just this last time!"

"YAY!"

(20 Minutes Later)

"Ohhhh....."

"Sweetie Bell! What happened to you!?!?!"

"I think I have.....uh......I'm sick."

"Well we can't have that now! *Sigh* I guess I'm going to have to cancel that date with Dark......but family comes first!"

Rarity then levatated Sweetie Bell over to her room. If she had seen her face, she would have seen her devious smile.

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"So Rahssan, Trixie does believe that this was a wonderful Idea."

"Of course it was, I came up with it."

"Oh is that right now?"

"Well yeah!"

"Hmmmm......" Trixie then starts leaning on Rahsaan, which caused him to blush....slightly.

"Trixie is glad you packed that picnic."

"Heh...well its pretty cool hanging out with you." With all this going on, they took turns, following Darks mvements to learn more about him.

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So Pinkie, since we left the boys back there, where do you want to go?"

"Hmmm........LETS GO TO THE SPA!!!!!"

"Um....do you really think that we should have left the guys back there?" (Yes Fluttershy has woken up, Phoenix is no longer spazzaming, just unconscious, and now their all in Fluttershy'd cottage, how? Teleporatation.)

"Oh don't woory Fluttershy, they just need some time to themselves so they can calm down a bit."

"Oh....if you say so......

"NOW COME ON! LETS LEAVE PHOENIX HERE TO REST AND LETS GO AND RELAX!!!!"

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"Ah, here I am."I just got to Rainbow's home, yet.....nopony's home.

Knock,Knock,Knock,Knock

"He-LLO? Yeah fuck this." When I entered, nopony was home.

"Where is she? If she wanted to meet m- AHHH!!!!"

"Heh, sorry for sneaking up on you like that. You scream like a filly you know that?"

"Heh....shut up. SO, I got your letter *shows letter*, and I do have to say, its pretty good.''
I guess she enjoyed the compliment since she blushes.....HARD!!!

"Heh.....but Dash....I just think of you as a friend, nothing more."

"But.....but......"

"Hey, don't beat yourself about this, its not that I don't like you, your just not my type...."

"Oh.....*sniffles*.....well, atleast have a cupcake from the kitchen table."

"Sure. Mmm, this is actually pretty delicious, but how come theres, only one? Don't you wnt one?"

"No.....I'm good." As I was chewing, Dash's frown started turning into a smile, that was getting wider and wider by the second.

"Why are you so happy all of the sudd- woah........uh, what was in.....that cupcake? My stomach hurts.....and my head aches....but I'm, so tired........what did you put in that cupca-uhhhhh."

Next thing I know, I was on the floor, the left-over of the cupcake dropped on the floor, and Dash laughing like a maniac.
I was slipping in and out of consciousness, Dash was jumpng up and down in the air, celebrating.
After about a few more seconds, I passed out, last thing I heard was Dash saying," Yes.....IT WORKED! HE'S MINE NOW!
And then everything went black.

YES!!!!!! I OVERCAME A LOT OF STUFF TO PUBLISH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well whatever, so this is published.....FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!! Well with that out of the way, I guess I'll just get out of here and let you comment or whatever you do. SEE YA BITCHES!!!!!!

Marepocalypse: The Beginning (duh)

Chapter:......something

Marepocalypse: The Beginning (duh).

"So how was your day Dark?"

"Oh it was alright, and how was your Dashie?"

"Oh you know, the usual. Spectrum keeps crying for no reason but besides that its all been good."

"Man that foal has been a lot of trouble huh?"

"Yeah....but its all worth it..."*leans in to kiss*

"FUCK NO!!!!!!..........huh?.....Oh." That dream was crazy as fuck. I mean, why does my mind have to come up with these ideas? Whatever.

After leaving the Library,me and Cyan headed towards the Everfree. Since I knew that there was no way I was going to go back to Rainbow Dash's place, and he knew that if he went back to Sweet Apple Acres it would just be murder wit AppleJack there, we decided to just stick together and stay by the hideout so once we woke up we could just head on over there. Cyan was on a tree branch sleeping, and since I being the pegasus that I am I just hopped on a cloud and laid there.

I looked over the cloud and saw that Cyan was already up. By the looks of things, I guess its like 7:00 a.m or something like that.

"Hey Dark! If your done screaming like a philly will you come down and help me?"

"Yeah........uh alright."

"Great now that your here, let me explain everything that'd here. Right there *points to semingly normal bush* is the entrance to this "base" if you'll call it. Right there *points to a tree* is an escape route in case any mares DO somehow find out about the "base", its connected to the tree underground so-

"How did you even build all this stuff?"

"Its magic, I don't have to explain anything....now as I was saying, since its connected underground, we'll need to be able to have surveillance to the surface, thats why I placed lots of miniature cameras ALL OVER PONYVILLE!"

"How did you do that? And when did you have time for this? And like how many? Where did you get them? When you have time for all this? Isn't this kinda stalkerish? How- *Cyan places his hoof and covers my mouth*

"Dark......like I said....Its Magic."

"That doesn't really explain anything."

"Yeah well Deal With it, I do what I want. So with all those little cameras here and there and everywhere, were able to see everything and everypony. Come on, lets go inside." *dives through the open hatch to go inside*

"Meh...sure." *dives in after him*

As I entered the whole "base" thing, I have to admit, Cyan overdid himself here. I'm not going into detail about what was where and what was here,so I'm just going to cut to the chase, it pretty much had everything that a normal home would have. A bathroom, a small ktchen, sofas, a TV, and some huge ass TV screen where I guess the whole camera stuff works. When I went to the bathoom, turns out there's running water, energy, heat, and all that stuff. I would question it to Cyan, but he'd just say its magic or some crap like that.

"And this is where the magic happens."

"You mean how you got all this stuff? Or are you talking about the camera thing?"

"What do you think?"

"Something........I'll just go with the latter."

"Correct then. See all these monitors? Well like I said, captures all the stuff thats happening throughout all of Ponyville, so we'll always be one step ahead of those mares. See, look, theres a bunch of mares right there waiting by SugerCube Corner right now."

"Yeah, your right."

"SO.....what you two up to?"

"Oh, Cyan here is just- WAIT WHAT?!?!" I turned around and was meet with Atom, having a smug smile as always.

"Scared Yah didn't I?"

"Did.....Dark, did....did he just mimick AppleJack?"

"Yes, yes I did, deal with it. Now what's all this here?"

"Well for your information Atom, Cyan here made this sweet hideout for us with all these surveillance cameras all over Ponyville so that we can watch them and be prepared for anything that the mares have planned for us."

"Huh, well this is cool and all, but what about the food?"

"In the fridge."

"Bathroom?"

"Third door on the left wall."

".........Alright you did pretty much come up with everything."

"Told you."

*Blaze drops down from Hatch*

"Hey everypony!"

"Seriously, how are you guys knowing where this is?"

"Well Dark, Cyan DID give us plans....and also the hatch thing is like wide open, so its pretty impossible to miss."

"..............Shut Up Atom."

"Pfff, you know its true."

"SO.....whats all this stuff anyway."

"Know what Blaze? Instead of just repeating everything that I just said to Atom, I'll just replay the entire scenario for you." (shoots beam of magic into Blazes head, and 2 minutes later)

"Huh....well this is AWESOME! So.....it is now time to wait...."

After Blaze came, evrything was normal for the time. Time after time we would go and watch some television and see if there was something good on, or we would just talk for a bit, but both of those things proved to be real boring and unpleasant. After a couple of hours and us bored out of our minds,(except for Cyan, he brought a BOOK....wow, yes boring I know, but at least he wasn't complaining about boredom)
Shade......Shadow?......Okay, to be honest, that one pony hasn't really made an impression on me yet. I mean seriously, I can't even remember his damn name....all I know is that he's with Pinkie Pie, and thats thanks to Cyan! So I'll just call him grey unicorn. So as I was saying, about an hour later, grey unicorn teleports here, and a half hour later Thunder Cloud comes.

Okay....before I tell what happens, I need to say something....I hate Thunder. I just plain hate him. I can find no redeeming qualities about him, and is it just me,or he looks WAY too much like me...seriously. I mean, if you looked at him, then me, then back to him, we look really similar. Both have red and black mane, same stature, feature, wings, and all that stuff. I mean, what the hell? Its like if we were long lost brothers or something, I mean look at his Cutie Mark! It looks almost like mine! Just in a reversed form. And if we changed his coat color from white to black, he would look EXACTLY like me. And to top it off, Cyan told me what he did to this one Pegasus, can't remember his name though.......said that he sent an electrical current through him....so he now has lightning abilities as well...like me....another reason that I find his and my similarities way too weird. I didn't really tell nopony cause I thought that they would say that I was just overreacting, but I'm still standing by what I said.

Alright so as I was saying, after those two came, everything was cool and alright. We got to watch stallions get dragged off by mares into there doom which was always funny as they always tried to fly away only to be caught in an ambuse. Sure we could have gone and helped them....but this was much more enjoying, and everypony was having a good time......except when we saw HIM.

"ORDER, ORDER! Now, does everypony understand what we are going to do?"

"Uh....I don't."

*sigh*"Alright Derpy, I mean Ditzie, I shall explain it ONE MORE TIME. *ahem*
Greetings to all you mares that have stopped trying to get your hooves on stallions randomly and are here so we can catch them more efficiently!"
*crowd cheers*
"As I was saying, every previous year, here in Ponyville we have tried to get our hooves on a stallion, to no avail.THat is why, I have made a plan for us to follow so that we may get our stallions to rut us!"
*crowd cheers*
"Alright, so first, as you may all know, there are a bunch of NEW stallions here for the taking. Yet we know not that much of them unlike the rest of the well known stallions here in Ponyville and Canterlot. They are, Dark Lightning and Cyan Oasis. From what I have heard and seen, they have unique abilities in controlling an element of nature each, Lightning and Water. They WILL be difficult to capture, but with persistence and dedication, they ARE catchable! From what Pinkie Pie has told me after searching all of Ponyville, we believe that Cyan has placed cameras all around Ponyville."

"So how are we supposed to catch them if they can see our everymove?"

"Good question Lyra, well I HAVE found some blindspots that the cameras cannot see, but that won't be enough, so starting tommorow, I shall place a jammer. Something that shall cause the cameras to go haywire and be innificient for use. Now some of you may be asking how will we locate them, but I had that covered as well, from what Spike has told me from their conversation last night, they are hiddedn in some sort of base. None to worry because I had a hold of one of them, and now...he is our little spy. I put a little chip on the side of his head so that he may speak to us whenever possible.
Now that we have that covered, we shall split into groups, the left aside of you shall come with me, while the right side of you shall go with my co-captain, Rainbow Dash, both sides shall follow their captains orders....no matter WHAT it may be. So now that we have that settled, it is time for our hunting to begin! And just so the stallions can come out to stir things up a bit, we've set free to one of our previosly captured stallions thanks to Fluttershy here. Unknowingly, he has a tracker on him, so we will be able to find him easy and the others if they try to help him.

"Wait, so who is the spy so that we don't accidentally get him as well?"

"Oh, well I do suppose that you all should know, his name is-

"So Blaze, out of all the mares, which one have you had your eye on?"

"Hmmm......out of all the mares, I think Octavis is pretty cute."

"Her, really?"

"Yeah, whats wrong with her?"

"Oh.........nothing."

"Oh, alright then. Who do YOU find attractive?"

"Isn't it obvious? AppleJack of course! I would tap that falnk faster than-

"Yeah nopony really gives a damn." (inserttrollface.png)

"Yeah well buck you alright."

"Hey, everypony! Come over here!"

Everypony stopped from their conversations and went to meet Cyan at, well you know right where all the cameras are. I'm just going to call it the living room. so once everypony was there, Cyan turned around from staring at the cameras, and a had a look of utter terror on his face.

"Cyan.....you alright bro?"

"No Dark....I'm not alright. We have a major problem on our hooves because of these mares, there "Mare in heat" dilemma is far worse than I thought it would be."

"Pfff, oh please Cyan, I mean, how bad can it really be?"

"Oh....you'll see Atom, your just about to find out."

Yeah....hey everybody. Yeah, I know that its been a FUCKING MONTH since I last updated. And I'm sorry about it alright? There has been shit going on that has stopped me from righting. Main cause are exams......and me just being a lazy bastard. So I'll try to update sooner than how I have been doing. Cool? Well Alright I'll see you soon........
P.S:
Only good Nightcore Song, don't know what it is?.....You lucky bastad. But you know...its pretty good. And made by Atom, so if you hate it (please?) go and hate Atom. That is all.

Wait say what?

Chapter: Wait say what?

"Well go ahead Cyan, AMAZE us with this new information that you've found out."

"Shut Up Atom. Anyways, after reading this book a while-

"Isn't that Twilights book from yesterday?"

"Yes Atom, it is. I thought that TWilight wasn't telling us everything, so I stole it from her, and now its mine. Everypony can just deal with it."

"..........Jeez."

"So anyways from reading this I've found some more information!"

"And that would be-

"That we're even more fucked than we all thought we were."

"Cyan.......language."

"Shut up Dark. Anyways from reading it , it states that the mares go into some kind of-

"SLAPJACK!"

"The fu-......Blaze,Thunder,Shadow........are you guys even FUCKING LISTENING?" Theyv were all at the other end of the room playing a card game, and from what Blaze had shouted I pressume that it was SlapJack."

"Uh....yeah we heard you....."

"WE JUST DON'T CARE!"

"Fuck you Thunder. Oh yeah Blaze, what did I say?"

"..........Mares in heat stuff?"

"Thats what I thought, and out of all the three ponies over there, you should be listening the most, since your the weak link and all."

"............The fuck did you just say?"

"I'm just saying the truth, I mean with one thing that you are the shortest out of all of us, and that doesn't really come in your favor since you don't make up for it with speed or strength. I doubt that your better in magic than Me, compared to Shadow......maybe then. And plus I think that your the youngest out of all of us so your not that expirienced in things."

"DAMN.....hes calling you out in a way Blaze..."

"Atom.....why do you add fuel to the fire?"

"Because its fun."

"..........Wow."

"So your saying that I'M the most useless?"

"In a way yes, and we ALL know its true."

"Yeah I guess."

"HELL YEAH YOU ARE!"

"Atom......"

"Its true."

"Shadow, Thunder, whats your say? But already know your-

"I don't agree."

"Neither do I."

"Thats right, so- wait what?"

"We don't think that hes the weak link."

".............Really? You don't agree.............Wow.......Screw you guys then. ANYWAY, as I was saying- screw it, let me just read it from the book." As he opened the book I kept looking back at the other three.......they are so fucked.

"So, as it says in this book, *ahem*

The mare-in-heat ,although a standard condition in mares, has three different spectrums or types of the case. The medium spectrum also know as the "standard" is when a mare goes into this heat like trance for a mate but for a small period of time. They are stronger then the average mare as well, but a well-tuned defense can put them in their place. The standard will go to a place where stallions naturally gather then attack. Their skills are on more fast movement to out maneuver their opponents to get their prize. On the low end of the spectrum, there is the "primal". Primals stay in their state longer and are far more powerful then the other two spectrums. A primal can successfully beat down the strongest of stallions, so then they could mate. Primals also are very aggressive as well. A primal will fight off or even kill any mare who gets to close to their intended mate.

However their downfall is in their name. A primal's brain is reduced to primitive basics being only able to communicate through grunts, sighs, shouts, and roars. The best way to deal with a primal is to outsmart rather then outfight. Finally, the higher end of the spectrum and most unusual is the "technical". The technical is in someways a step up in the evolution of the state. Technicals have a longer heat rate then both, but instead of a extreme speed or strength, they get the ability to trance their targets and hunt them down properly. What makes them unique is that their brains slowly change and fine tune themselves as soon as they meet their target. Strange enough when they meet their targets, they are not in their heat trance. A technical will stalk their prey and wait for the right moment to attack catching their soon-to-be mate off guard. After victory a technical can make a personality that fits the new stallion so that they can reenter society together with no fear of discovery.

"Woah..........."

"My Celestia..........I am SO fucked out of all of you.........I'm just going to go to the corner and.....yeah."

"Come on Dark, you might be lucky! I mean Rainbw Dash was never that bright, so shes probably just in Primal mode, you can easily outsmart her, so your ALL good."

"You really think so?"

"I know s-

"Nah your fucked."

"ATOM SHUT UP!"

"Oh Celestia....." *continues cowering in corner*

"Dammit Atom...WHY?!?!"

"I don't know, I just do okay?"

"*groan* Whatever, at least you-

"ANYPONY OUT THERE!?! ANYPONY HELP!!!!!!!

"Who the fuck is that?"

"Wait let me check the cameras.(5 minutes of searching) Well look at that. Ou old pal Phoenix is running through Ponyville.....alone.......well hes fucked."

"Aren't you even going to TRY and help him? I mean he is your friend and all."

"I would, but I wouldn't save another if it means risking my own flank. Yes it disgusts me being like this but meh, deal with it and all."

".......I like your style Cyan."

"Thanks Atom. So any of you three going to try and- where the hell are Thunder and Shadow? Blaze, where are they?"

"Well they heard about where Phoenix and went to save him. I didn't go cause.......I didn't really care, and cause I'm the WEAK LINK."

"Good. And now there going into a trap."

"What do you mean?"

"Well its obvious that they have a leader, and that leader has to be smart, so Im going to say that there leader is Twilight. Shes intellegent, so I guess that Phoenix is being used as a decoy to attract the stallions into helping him."

"And what makes you say-

"Just watch the cameras............."

(At the Camera POV)

"HELP!!! WHERE IS EVERYPOYOh sweet Celestia please let there be nopony stupid enought to actually come and try to help-

"PHOENIX WE'RE HERE!"

Speak of Discord.........

"What are you doing here outside Phoenix? We have to go-

"No, you guys don't understand, get out now!"

"We're now leaving here, right Thunder?"

"Huh? Oh yeah....right."

"No, you have to go! This is all a trap! If I didn't do it then they would have just all gone and used me and me only! I didn't think any stalliuon would be stupid enought to actually come and help! Now leave befo-

"STALLIONS!!!! GET THEM!!!"

"THEY KNOW NOW! RU-" Sweet Celestia there screams....it was jjust agonizing to listen to, and there efforts to escape were also pathetic to say the least. Shadow tried teleporting, but before he could a mare got a hold of his horn and began sucking on it, and with horns being the weakspot of Unicorns, he was then an easy target. Phoenix tried to fly, but he couldn't outfly all the pegasus mares, not even his fire could stop the Storm clouds that some mares later brought. Thunder ctually had a fighting chance in this. Nopony could even get close to him, that was until the unicorns came. One of them shot some spell at him, don't know what it did but he couldn't shoot anymore lightning. He tried flying but another spell was shoot and it closed his wings together, after that he was pretty much a sitting duck, and well....yeah.

(Back at the..........whatever I called it)

"See? All a trap, and now we just lost two ponies, more saving for us, am I right Atom?.....Atom?...........ATOM!" THe only reason he wasn't responding? He was watching the "show" that the three ponies and about 20 mares were having.

"............A hell of an orgy........those lucky colts......"

"Atom...........are you kidding me?....Stop watching that! It makes it seem like your watching a porno."

"Hey, I can stop watching whenever I want.....just not- HEY! Why won't these screens work anymore?! *starts banging on screens*

"Stop that dammit! You probably just- the hell?" Pne by one, all the cameras were working fine, and then just showing snow, I mean static. It was going on for a while until all of them were disfunctional. Cyan keep trying to fix them, from using Magic to just pressing buttons on the Dashboard thing, but nothing worked at all.

"Know what? Screw this cameras, what the hell caused them to-

"HEy Atom,Cyan.....look, one camera is working!"

"Nice Blaze, so what does it sho-................is that....is that Pinkie?" The only thing showing were those bright blue eyes, staring at the camera, My god..........

"Jeez.....its like shes staring right at my soul............turn it off....TURN IT OFF!" ONe magic shot later, and the last usable camera was no more, to the relief of Blaze.

"So now we don't know what is happening in the outside....its alright, we still have shelter."

"Yeah, Cyans right, I mean it can't get any worse than this, if we four stick together we'll all be alright!"

"Of course, whats the worst that can happen!" He didn't.....you never say those words......never...

"BLAZE WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!"

"Dark, chill.......why is it so-

THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP

"Wh...what is that noise?"

"Its coming from upstairs isn't it? We all just stared at Blaze with hatred in our eyes."

"Hehehe........oops?" Screaming could be heard from outside....we're so fucked.....

"Blaze............I hope to Celestia that you get taken first......."

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Finally Publised a chapter........

Yay.

Through the Forest

Through the Forest

"Hey Dark", asked my bro Cyan.

"Yeah"

"Do you think.....that we'll ever find a new home?"

"Man....don't worry about it, we have 2,500 bits each, we have our powers, we have these Necklaces mom and dad left us before they........... before they were gone, and best of all we have each other and that's all that matters.

"Yeah....I guess so....."

"WHAT!!! You guess so?! Dude you have got to start thinking positively, you know like you used to."

"Like I used to?"

"YEAH like you used to, back in ColtsVille you used to be all happy and energetic, throwing the best of parties to all the new residents there, caring for the animals there since NONE were as experienced as YOU! Even when you were just a little colt you scored highest in that entrance exam to get into Princess Celestia's School for the Magicaly Gifted, you even outscored that filly, what was her name, Twilight Sprinkle,.....Taffy Sparkle,......Oh I remember, Twilight Sparkle!!!"

"Heh,Heh, well I wasn't that great....."

"Are you kidding me bro!?! You have got to stop underestimating yourself....you get to think positive like you used to...."

"YEAH!!! You're right! I have to be positive! Laugh at the meanies, giggle at the goasties, and....uh....other stuff!!!"

"That's the spirit.....now all we have to do is get to our new home and...."

"Where Dark?"

"Huh?"

"Well where......I mean after we left ColtsVille due to the war, were are we going? We've been walking through the Everfree forest for who knows how long, our food supply is running low, were lucky to be ALIVE after those 2 manticore attacks, DO YOU at least know where we're going?"

"Well I..........."

"I knew IT!!!!!! You have NO idea where we're going, I should have stayed with Mom and Dad so I could...."

"Do WHAT!?!? To DIE like they did!?!?!?!?!?"

(Play This)

"They....they died?......."

(Oh Crap, he didn't know)
"Yeah O.K, they died in that explosion you thought you heard couple of weeks ago.......before they died, Mom made me promise to take care of you and I will.....I'm sorry it took you so long to know this but, it had to be done...."
( Turn Off Music)

(What happened next suprised the shit out of me)
"Well its alright, I'm just glad that I know what happened, well lets keep going then..."

"WHAT!?!? Are you serious, you aren't even going to cry or nothing? Aren't you even a bit sad?"

"Well I am sad, but dude, like you said, I gotta keep a positive attitude no matter what! Seriously dude, the past is the past, you can't change it, but you can carve out you're future.....so come on!"

"I stared at him in dis-belief.....Wow I thought, hes so mature for his age, well he' right, we gotta keep going, no matter what...."

(FLASHBACK)

(EXPLOSION)
"Dark get outta here, Its not safe for you or your brother here!!!"

"Dad I won't leave you, or Mom to fend off these Griffons by yourselfs....."

"Son We Love You....."
(Pah ZING)

"Huh, were am I.......Oh No.....MOM,DAD!!!"

(I had no Idea where we were, but I knew where I needed to be,so I flew as fast as I could and arrived to ColtsVille, or what was left of it......
All the houses were burnt down or torn down, I saw many dead pony's or griffons on the ground covered with blood, I used my lightning to end the misery of all the ones of all the victims that were at Death's Door.
What made me crumble wasn't all the dead ponies, but was our house.....It was burnt to near extinction with no hope of anyone surviving, I had lost hope that I was the last of my family left until I saw the Cyan Hoof, I ran at him, hoping he was still alive. Out of shear luck and will power, he was alive but unconsious, I took him to the nearest stream and washed him before he woke up, I didn't bother to look for my parents because I knew they were good as dead.....
When he woke up, i lied to him and told him our parents that they had an errand throught the Everfree forest, I didn't know where we were going, but I knew it had to be as far as we could go....)

(FLASHBACK ENDS)

"Dark,Dark,Dark,Dark,Dark,Dark,DARK!!!!!!!"

"Huh!? Oh sorry Cyan, I was just,......In thought....."

"Well come on! I passed this sign that said Ponyville 29 miles north, If we hurry now we might make it there by Morning!"

"Well thats great Idea!!! Lets GO!!!! When we get there, we'll do what we did back home...."(an evil grin appears)

"Heh,Heh,Heh,.......wait, wait are we gonna do?"

"Well Duh bro...... Were going to set dominense there by being better at everything than everypony else!"

"Oh Yeah.......Lets Go Now!!!!"

"Alright!!!......Wait.....don't you already know how to teleport?"

"Oh Yeah......Grab on to my hoof big bro!"

"Well then lets GO!!!"
(Zap PING)

"Yea.....Ah Shit!" I landed with my face on the ground,and Cyan on top of me....

"Dark, where are you,Oh No.....I must have messed up.....Impossible, I never mess up,Dark must have been stupid enought to let go and....."

"You know I can hear you right?!?!?"

"Oh SHIT!!! Heh,heh,heh,heh.....sorry for saying those things...."

"Oh it ain't a problem Cyan, buddy o'l pal...."(WACK!!!! Punch in the arm bitch!)

"Ah...WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!"

"Shut up pussy, damn. Where are we anyway?"

"We'll from that sign over there I guess this is Ponyville, looks nice..."

"We'll looks can be deceiving......So since were here.....lets crash in those clouds up there...."

"Dude, I'm a unicorn remember? I can't walk on clouds......WITHOUT this spell!!!"
(A magical aura ingolps him and in 10 seconds flat its gone)

"Alright lets go!!!!"

So I fly up to this cloud(Man those are comfy as hell!!!) and I look below and remember Cyan.
"Hey retard, teleport to one of these...."

"SHUT UP!!! I was going to do that...".(1 second later, in the cloud next to mine) "Alright I'm here, Wow these are comfy...."

"I Know Right!!!"

"Wll see ya tommorow Dark,can't wait to impresss those mares and be better than everypony else..."

"Me too man, me too......"

( WHAT WE DIDN'T EXPECT WAS THAT TOMMOROW WE WERE GOING TO ENCOUNTER SOME UNIQUE PONIES......AND POSSIBLE LATER ON SOME FRIENDS......MAYBE....)

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, THE FIRST CHAPTER,LIKE IT/HATE IT? FUCK YOU THEN......

SEE YA WHEN I UPLOAD AGAIN, WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT!!!!!

Morning Wake-Up Call

Morning Wake-Up Call

"Hey,Hey,Hey.........HEY!!!"

"Huh, who is it?", I fucking asked. I am seriously pist right now, I mean WHO wakes someone else up in the middle of the DAY!? I am very fond of my naps and don't enjoy it when someone wakes me up from one. THE only reason someone should wake ME up is when someone is attaking us or I gotta do something, so whoever this is, I'm going to let em have it......

"WHO DO THINK YOU ARE SLEEPING ON MY CLOUD!?!?!?"

"Dark, who is that screaming at us?"

"I don't know Cyan, but I'm gonna end her screaming after this......."

"HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU! DON'T YOU START TO TRY AND GET OUT OF HERE!!! I'M "RAINBOW DASH", THE BEST FLYER IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA!!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?!?!?"

"Well, let me Introduce ourselves "Rainbow Dash", I'm Dark Lightning, the FASTEST flyer in all of Equestria, and over there is my brother, Cyan Oasis, the best Magic Expert in all Equestria....."

"Wait,you're,the best ,flyer, in ALL Equestria......PffffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!"

"And may I ask what is the point of this IDIOTIC laughter? I meaan, its not all the time you get to meet the BEST Flyer in all of Equestria........"

"I'M LAUGHING at your arrogance dude.....I mean you think you're the best flyer in Equestria, I mean I've actually PROVEN myself in front of thousands at The Best Young Flyers Competition a year ago......"

"STOP!!!! I've had enough of this Bikering.....If you 2 want to settle which one of you is faster, we'll do it like civilized ponies and do what we do best.....HAVE A COMPETITION!!!" ( Damn, Cyan is Pist Here)

"A competition huh.... well that does sound like a splendid idea, so how bout it Rainbow CRASH.....we'd all like to see which one of ous is the best......most prefferily ME!!!"

"Oh did you just say what you think you said.......IT IS ON!!!! I'm going to have fun watching you eat my dust....."

"Funny about that.....was just going to say the same about you..... oh and by the way Dash, I believe this is MY cloud, I don't see your name on it so...You're W.R.O.N.G!!!"

"Oh Yeah......I'M NEVER WRONG!!! Meet me here at noon tommorow.......we'll see who's the fastest after I'm done with you (Her Mouth Starts forming a Smirk) Who knows, maybe I might even make you one of my new fans, fall head over heals in love with me......."

(I think my face blushed a bit, but I try to hide it,and I do it succesfully)"Sure....I'll be here tommorow, bring your friends, hell....BRING EVERYPONY HERE so they can watch me beat the Living Crap out if you......Oh and by the way.....SEEYA
Later sweetheart.......CYAN NOW!!!"

"Alright Dark.....Go WATER CANNON!!!"
(SPLOSH)

"Ah WHAT THE HELL...I'M DRENCHED!!!!"

"Oh you'll be more than drenched after this......."(Raise my hoof and throw a spark of Lightning at here)
(BZZZZZZZZZZZZ)

(HOLY CRAP!!! THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN FIREWORKS AND CAKE AND PARTY'S ROLLED INTO ONE, HUH DARK?!?!?!)

(IT SURE IS CYAN, IT SURE IS.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

We saw the how the former, mighty, Rainbow Dash, just fell from the sky like a boulder in mid-air.
I mean she fell as fast as I could fly....and that's fast as HELL!!!

"Um Dark, don't you think you should go and save her or something......she is falling mighty fast and she might brake a wing or, worse....."

"What DO I CARE?!?!? YOU SAW HOW SHE INSULTED ME".......(We'll she is real awesome when she ain't arrogant.....and I gotta admit, she is kinda pretty.......WHAT AM I SAYING?!?!? FUCK THAT....WAIT, IF I DON'T SAVE HER I WON'T HAVE ANYONE TO RACE AGAINST TO PROVE IM THE BEST......SHIT!!!!)

"I'll be back".....

And with that I swoshed down to rescue that bitch( you mad RD lovers) SHIT!!! she is so close to the ground, gotta do what I do best....and hurry the FUCK UP!!! I had to hurry the FUCK UP!!! She was so close to the ground now.....I can't let her get injured.....I JUST CAN'T....I gotta save HER so we can race.....WHAT THE FUCK? I saw a cone shape start to appear around me....but I din't care, I only had 1 goal in mind......to save that mare.
With that I just felt a GIANT force push me....LIKE IF I WAS SHOT OUT OF A CANNON OR SOMETHING mean FUCK!!!!
"The surge of energy felt AWESOME!!!"
I saw some Lightning keep flowing behind me...that is BADASS!!! What was I doing....Oh yeah saving the chick......
"LETS DO THIS".......(I'm so fucking close)....."GOT YA!!!"

(Cyan's Point of View)

"Man, Dark really wanted to save that girl....what was here name? Oh yeah, Rainbow Dash...he was franctic to save her.....does he maybe have feel.....NAW!!! My brother ain't into that stuff.....though studies have shown moods change from time to time so...... WAIT!!! What is that.....OMG......my BROTHER IS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER.....HES GOING TO CREATE A SONIC BOOM!!! AND he just did it.......OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
That is amazing, LIGHTNING is following him, and where he broke the sound barrier, shards of LIGHTNING is coming from it....AMAZING!!!"

"Wait, did he get to Rainbow in time?"
"HE DID!!! YEAH! My brothers' a HERO!!! YEAH!!"
"Wait.....what is he doing? Why is just putting her in that tree?"
"Oh HELL NAW!!!! I need to talk to him NOW!!!"
(ZA PING)

(My Point Of View)

"Okay....I CAN"T FUCKING STOP!!!! No.....wait I just did".......(Like a BOSS)

"DAMN, she's heavy as HELL!!! Were should I put here......OMG THANK YOU GODDESES!!!! A Bench......PERFECT!!!
All right, just gotta put her down slowly and.....

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DARK?!?!?!"

"OH SHIT(THUD)!!! Oh...........I just dropped RD on the bench....didn't I?"

"Yes....Yes you did."

"WE should get the fuck out of here...."

"Well what about her?"

"She's a strong mare,(I think), she can take care of herself(I hope)."

"Well I hope your right Dark"...."Come On I saw some a Library over there, lets GO!!!"

"Oh HELL NO!! Last time I was in a Library I almost got my flank kicked by 3 librarians....I'm going to head over to the Apple Orchard over there instead."

"Oh.....well alright!!! Meet me.......OVER THERE BY THAT GIANT GINGERBREAD HOUSE IN 2 HOURS!!!"

"Okay, jeez, just stop yelling, DAMN!!! I'll see you in a bit then alright?"

"Pfffff, don't worry about me Dark, what are you going to do in that Apple Orchard anyway?"

"Well Cyan, If you must know......I plan to steal us some lunch and maybe even get a job...."

"Oh alright, SEEYA later then!!!!"

"O.K, just remember, in 2 hours, be by that edible house,K?"

"Alright....."

"Good...."

(Rainbow Dash's POV)

"Uh.....my head.....what happened......WAIT.....I remember, those 2 idiots electricuted ME!!! Oh when I find them I'm going to inflict a world of pain on them".(Smiles Evily) "Especially that stallion Dark Lightning........he's a bit cute and all, but when I'm done with him(Cracks Hoofs) he'll be inrecognizable......"
(Flies Off)

(SO RIGHT NOW I'M FUCKED.....BEING HUNTED BY RD IS BAD, BUT WHEN A COWGIRL IS MAD AT YOU IN A CHALLENGE, I'M SERIOUSLY SCREWED, WELL UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER.....SEEYA!!!!

.......RAPE!!!!/ Or Awesome Sex?.....No, its Rape.......Then Again, It was Sex........

And here we are.......So know what? WELL, lets see what the fuck happened to me....shall we?........

Oh and you know WHAT?!?!?! I'm just skipping the rape scene, WHY? Cause I can, so HAH!

"Uh.....my head. What happened last night.........WHY CAN'T I MOVE!?!?!?" As I keep struggling I failed to notice Rainbow on top of me, sleeping peacefully as if this was normal I might add.

"What happened.....all I remember is........THE CUPCAKE!!! *Looks at Dash* This bitch drugged me." Dash started to stir in her sleep, dreaming about who knows what.

Rainbow's Dream(Cause I can)

And do you Dark Lightning take Rainbow Dash as your lawfully wedded wife?

I do.

And do you Rainbow Dash take Dark Lightning as your lawfully wedded husband?

I DO!

You may now kiss the bride

Back to Me

"Need to get outta here,need to get outta here, need to get outta here, need to get outta here, need to get outta here, need to get outta here...........what do I do?.......What the fuck?" Down by the side of the cloud bed was a little toy I suppose.

"What do we have here?.....a bit closer.....got it!" It was a Spitfire Plushie. I guess even grown up mares still play with toys.
Yeah....still saying dumb stuff while trapped.....yeah... I started staring at the plushie, then at Rainbows grip on me,then the plushie, then Rainbow, then the plushie, then at Rainbow again, and then I had the greatest Idea ever.

I started to slowly, inch by inch, slide out of the bed, under Rainbow's arms. After a bit I couldn't keep moving without waking her, so I started to lightly nudge her with the plushie until she did finally let go and started to hug the plushie instead.

Hah, just like the cartoons, now all I need to do is get out of-

"SHIT!" (Thump) Ahhh....what the fuck? I started to look all over the floor, trying to find the reason I slipped on.
On the floor were liquids, but not just any liquids.

"Blood? Where did this come from? And where did all this........UH, semen come from?!?!?!? I keep straring at it, not knowing where they came from, until it all clicked into my mind.

HO.....LY......SHIT........Me becoming unconscious.........Waking up in Rainbows bed, her arms wrapped arund me........can't remember anything from yesterday.......a lot of semen......mine maybe.......blood.......*looks at Dash*from........Rainbow Dash's vagina?........Oh Crap.......I WAS RAPED!!!!.....BY A MARE!!!!!.....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!?!?!?!

I slowly started to stagger out of the room, as quitly as I could, and once I knew that she couldn't hear me, I zipped out of the room, and into the shower, locked the door, and started to scrub my body until it started to burn.

"BadtouchbadtouchbadtouchbadtouchbadtouchbadtouchBADTOUCH!"

I don't know how long I was in there, I just know by the time I was done that my whole body was burning a bit.

"Wait....let me think about this.......should I be worried about this?"

Well she did rape me I pressume, with sex comes consequences, pre-marrital sex is always bad, can cause to........foals

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER!!!!.........wait, she's not even pregnant, what the hell am I ranting about? Whatever."
I stopped freaking out long enough to not trip over the soap on the floor.

"Heh, don't drop the soap." I ,ade my way to the door, but when I opened it, Rainbow Dash was standing in front of me with a giant smile on her face.

"HEY!"

"Uh.......hey?" AWKWARD AS FUCK!

"Come on!"

"Uh....where?"

"Breakfast of course!"

Great, now she expects me to spend time with her, how the hell am I going to get out of this situation.......well I could make something up like......maybe I can convince her I'm gay or something.....nah nopony would believe that.....or maybe that I already have a mare-friend...but then she would ask who she is, and I don't know that many ponies here....maybe I can-

"Were HERE!"

"Say What?" I looked and saw that we were now standing right outside a restaurant.

"How the.....how did we get here?"

"Oh I've been spending time with Pinkie Pie lately."

"Uh huh......."

Once we enterd, we were taken to a table. After ordering our breakfast, there was an awkward silence between us, mostly for me actually. Dash keep talkling about how she was the best flyer in Equestria and how she was going to be a Wonderbolt and what not. She acts as if non of the events of yesterday hade even occured, as if everything is alright.....well thats just not alright with me.

"I know what you did Rainbow. I know that you drugged that cupcake I ate." This caught her off-guard as she finally stopped ranting.

"I...I don't know what your talking about."

"Don't play dumb with me, you know what I'm talking about. Quit denying it."

"I said, I have no Idea what your talking about."

"Uh....do you not get this through your thick skull?!?! Ponies had started to look in our direction, but I didn't care.I was going to continue my little "rant" when Cyan ran inside.

"DARK! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF-

"Hold up there Cyan, I need you to do me a favor. Come here, alright. Everything I say Rainbow here I want you to yell in her ear.....alright?"

"Uh......alright."

"Great. Rainbow Dash.....I will NEVER be attracted to you."

"RAINBOW, HE WILL NEVER BE ATTRACTED TO YOU!!!!!"

"I will NEVER be in love with you."

"HE WILL NEVER BE IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!"

"You've been acting like a psychotic bitch."

"YOUR ACTING LIKE A PSYCHO BITCH!!!! Wait really?"

"Now I'm going to go, you stay here, do whatever you feel like doing that doesn't include me, and get on with your life."

"NOW.......uh........WHAT HE SAID!!!!"

"Come on Cyan." We started to leave, not even hearing a peep from Rainbow. Guess I did get to her. Maybe now she wouldn't be such a weirdo.

"Don't you think you were a BIT harsh with her Dark?"

"Nah, I actually think I wasn't hard enough on her. You would not believe what she did."

"Pfff, try me."

"Well, it all started-

10 Minutes Later

"OH MY CELESTIA!"

"Yeah.........So what were you going to tell me?"

"Oh yeah......WE NEED TO GET TO TWILIGHTS!"

"Wh- BzzzzPing Next thing I knew, we were outside Twilights door. I could see Shadow and Thunder already inside. There was also 2 other ponies but I could figure them out later.

Knock,Knock,Knock,Knock

"Oh hello Cyan, Dark."

"Hey Twilight, did you get the others here?"

"Yes Cyan I have, but I still don't know why you asked me to."

"Well then once I say, you could help. *Clears Throat* Well you guys, you may be wondering why I had Twilight bring you here. Well the answer is simple. As you know, The Summer Sun celebration is in one week. Since thats true, the yearly occurance is going to happen tommorow.

"And what would that happen to be?"

"Well...uh

"Atomic, Atomic Vortex, but you can just call me Atom." Atoms a black pegausus. A mane with 2 shades of green, with a matching tail. He's wearing green shades that acompany his green vest.

"Alright, Atom tommorow is the beginning of when the mares go into heat as I call it. As you guys know, the mares will become in a frenzy and will look for any stallion to mate with.

"HO.....LY.......SHIT! You serious? Its tommorow? How did miss something like THAT?!?!"

"Well Dark, back in Coltsville, if you recall, dad always placed us in that base thing at the edge of the Everfree forest each year. He stayed with us there for the 3 days until it finished. For each year actually, but since Coltsville's now gone, we can't go and hide their anymore. Now we need to rely on instinct and other stuff to survive and not get raped."

Thunder, Shadow,Atom and the other Unicorn had stayed quiet after his little speech. They all remained quite until the white unicorn had spoken up.

"Well it seems like we have quite a predicament on our hooves, what else do you know? Oh and I'm Blaze Spark, just call me Blaze though."White Unicorn with a red and blue mane with matching tail.......the shortest out of all of us

"Well Blaze.....actually I don't know anything else about The Marepocalypse, catchy name right?"

"That is why he brought you guys to me." Twilight appeared out of the door with a book in her magical grasp.

"According to ancient pony times, war was rampant among pony countries and all they wanted was either more resources or land.Stallions would fight each other and become tuned to a war mentality while mare would deal with enticing the warrior into reproduction.This balance existed for quite sometime until the shadow wars with Luna's forces against Celestia's. After the war which lasted one-hundred years, the male population was incredible low, yet when the men were not biting towards the women's advances. After the war which lasted one-hundred years, the male population was incredible low, yet when the men were not biting towards the women's advances.This provoked a mental switch in the females. The mare-in-heat was one of those mentalities that is now in mares worldwide.

The dangerous thing about a mare-in-heat was not the constant need to produce offspring with its selected target, but its haunting gale.The mare-in-heat (MIH)howl besides canceling out magic and being a naturally powerful voice blast, it can rewrite a stallion's brain into anything she wanted.It forces that stallion into a mind slavery where she will then rewrite in her own image and then rapidly produce offspring with. (In this world a natural mare can produce offspring in six months while MIHs produce in three.

Through the years when things calmed down and stallions, their population will never be nowhere near what it was thousand of years ago but making progress, and mares were not as aggressive towards males anymore. A mare-in-heat was seen as more of a sexual mental condition and because of it the guards have a group of mares who deal directly with the containment of them. A single MIH could destroy a relationship by taking a males from their original lovers, severely injure other mares that they deemed a threat, and worse of all permanently destroy the personality of a male for their own gain. The mare-in-heat is not a permanent condition though, and usually after a few hours the mare will calm down , come back to her senses, and then feel a wave of embarrassment wash over her for losing control. Contrastly if a MIH ever gets her hooves onto a male, she rebuilds him to her image for her pleasure and then they will be linked forever. The male will never revert back to normal, and if his MIH is somehow taken away from him, then he will revert back into a blank slate waiting for some other mare to rewrite him.

That permanent loss of mind and soul is what makes MIHs something to be dealt with extreme care. When sexual education was brought up in classes, the mares were quickly taught about the symptom that takes over a mare at least once in her lifetime, and stallions are reminded constantly of the warning labels of a MIH.

With her lecture done, all 5 of us stood silently in front of her.

"Twilight.......are, are you serious?"

"VERY serious Dark. Perhaps even the most serious subject I've covered in a while."

"Wait, so why did you bring us here anyway Cyan?"

"Well Atom, since you guys are the only stallions I truly know, and some are you are friends*looks at Atom and Blaze* and acquaintances, I thought that instead of just informing Dark and letting you guys suffer, I thought that I would do something nice and help you guys so you could be spared from the rape."

"Well Cyan...thats pretty kind but I think that I can handle myself around he-

Knock,Knock,Knock,Knock

"Oh that must be for me, excuse me boys."

As Twilight made her way towards the door, she opened it and meet AppleJack.

"Howdy Twi, I was wondering if yah found out what- She stopped suddenly when she saw the rest of us, guess she was expecting Twilight to be alone. "Oh, uh howdy Dark*nods* Cyan, I should just be on my way right now....

"Nonsense, come in, have a seat."

"Nah, I really have to go, what are ya'll doing here anyway." Before I could answer, Cyan placed a hoof in my mouth and answered instead.

"Sorry AJ but thats secret, hey Twilight, why don't you go with AppleJack and you know......do some mare stuff, we need to plan for some stuff."

"Oh alright then. Let me just get me saddlebag and were off." I knew what we were going to plan for, but we couldn't have any mares around while we planned since it would sabotage the whole thing and we would have been caught. AppleJack had come in and had taken a seat beside me. Everypony else was in a comversation with another except for one pony,me excluded, Atom. He had his eyes fixed on AJ, but nopony could really tell with his dark shades on. The only way I knew of him staring was that he always keep looking towards the left even though there was nothing there so then he could fix his eyes to AppleJack.

"Alright lets go AppleJack." Once AppleJack got up and started to leave, I looked at Atom again, and the little perv was looking over the top of his shades, eyebrows raised, and staring at AppleJacks flank. I started to scoot closer and closer to him until I was right next to him, and when I saw them finally leave........SMACK!!!!

"OW! DUDE, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?

"Dude, I caught you staring at AppleJack's behind you little perv."

"Pfffff, so what?"

"So WHAT!?!?! Tommorow morning were going to be running,flying, and hiding for our lives, and you know have interest in AppleJack?"

"Pffff, I'm not bothered at all anymore. I mean if that sweet piece of flank is going to be there I don't mind."

*Facehoof*Yeah, your saying that now, but just you wait tommorow, I want to see how eager you are then."

"Both of you........SHUT UP! Now huddle up, we need to start planning. For tommorow, were going to enter hell.......

10 Hours Later

After about ten hours, we were finally done. I had NO fucking Idea Cyan was so prepared for this, I mean SERIOUSLY!

"We'll meet here by the Everfree forest, you all know the secret knock I taught you right?"

*Everypony*"Yeah"

"Alright, each one of you will have a copy of the plans incase you get lost. They'll show all the places I've proclaimed safe and that the mares would never think of looking. Actually there just the places Ive said earlier, but you know, just in case you forget. Well thats all, I'll see you guys tommorow, you are dismissed."

After everypony left, only Me and Cyan were left in the library."

"So Cyan, were should we stay for the night?"

"Well Dark, we should stay by the gathering point, so once we wake up we could just enter."

"Oh alright, well take me then."

"Alright."

BzzzzzzPing

Then....outside of the library window, there is rustling in the bushes, and from them, out comes a familiar Rainbow colored mare.

"So Heat is tommorow huh? I knew coming to Twilights after the breakfast was a good idea. Dark..........you broke my heart, but now, I know of a way to make you mine.....forever, and it all begins tommorow.......Happy Hunting for me, and with all these locations I listed, theres no way you'll escape, because NOPONY escapes the Marepocalypse.
*Rainbow starts flying away*

Yeah......I'm screwed aren't I?.......Pfffff, like SHE'S going to catch me. Whatever, oh and Atom, heres your fucking chapter XD nah you know I kid.....kinda. See Yah Bitches, until next time....until the Marepocalypse.