horses that talked

by SHRIMBOB

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy
Length: 974

horses

horses

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-25 00:30:37 UTC

at the down of light

one time there was a horse gang of friends who ran free in the land of azeroth. the biggest of the horses was appleseed a lvl 47 warrior. one day he decided he was sick of his life so he decided to jump off a cliff. and so he did.

while that was happening a young man named gorge was dressed in shoes, pants, and a hat, and shoes, and hats, and boots, and pants, and sheos, but he also had percription eyeglasses from trader joes. he got them for his 46th birthday. gurge liked the way his feet were, he had two feet so that if one ever gets lonely he could always talk to the other one. then gerge began feeling sad for all the people that lost their legs in vietnam. girge took a bite out of his coffee and started drinking his grilled cheese sandwich. he bagan wondering why cheese was yellow when milk is white. maybe it because cheese was made by bees so they wanted to trademark their product. garge began to wonder if bees could milk. how else would they feed their kids. maybe they had to buy milk from the market and give it to their children couse they couldint make any themselves. after six hours of thinking about bees and milk he decided to turn on the radio. the radio didint work so he was sad. he decided he needed to buy a new radio so he put on his shoes and shirt and tie and belt and shoes and jacket and a hat and gloves and shoe laces and sheoes and socks and eye patch becouse he like to think he was a pirate from time to time. he figured if people thought he was a pirate they would leave him alone becouse they would be scared. gorga opened the door but it was locked so he unlocked it and opened it again. his next door neighboor was a pony. he want down the stairs of his apartment building which was build in 1976 by bill waterson. altough he never met bill waterson goorge thought he was a pretty nice guy becouse he build a apartment place where gubergo live. gergio went down the street until he had to cross the road but there was a red light so he couldint. gyrge waited for the red light and waited and waited and waited and waited until it was green but gorpe was busy playing in the dirt and did not notice the green light. by the time he said goodbye to all the ants and worms from the dirt the light was red again. this happened about sixteen more times until gyrgio just decided to take the bus. the bus drivers name was bobolo and he was divorced. after geergo got the train he went inside the store leaving the plane behind. upon entering the store guberg realized it was the wrong store. they did not sell radios but they did sell kit kat bars. the kit kat bars were red and said kit kat on them. under the kit kat it said crisp wafers in milk chocolate. ivan was there and he looked at all the kit kats. the store also selled phones. and hair combs. urgergorge left the store becouse they did not sell radios. he realized he didint want a radio anymore he wanted a bathtub instead. he went to the bathtub store by taking an air balloon there but it exploded so he didint take it. he decided to walk on his sheos there but he remembered he forget them at home. so he walked on his shoe gloves instead. upon reaching the store the sign on the door to the store said "push". gooobergorie did not know what the door meant by "push" so he began crying. he began pushing on random stuff in an effort to please the door but it would open. he decided to crawl trough the window instead but there was no window so he decided  to climb trough the chimney but there was no chimney. after driving a subway into the store gyqrgro realized his sandwich had fallen apart. he thought to himself "thanks alot obama". after giviing the sandwich a proper burial he began to look trough the vast numbers of bathtubs. gutrejoe started to think about how bathtubs sound really close to bathrubs but they do not have the same meaning. a bathub he found was pink. he decided to buy it so he stole it. after briging back the bathtub to his house on a flying hose he put it where the radio used to be. he smiled as he knew his pistachios would always thank him for this. gubergo liked mashed patatos, only that he always put too much salt on them becouse he mistook it for sugar which he thought was pepper. after taking off his shoes he began to wash his feet  with the fork. he ate the radio which the boiled in water with his mouth. he wiped his mouth with his newly washed squicky clean feet and thought to himself that he should buy a boat.

another person from the gang of horse friends was a level 63 mage. he hat a cutie mark on his rick buttock which said " I <3 NY ". he was a mage. he lived in a tower build by himself. one day as he was swimming in his pool he realized he was not a carpenter and had no idea how to build towers. at  that moment the tower collapsed killing him instantly. the moral of this story is never build towers unless you are a carpenter in which case you can if someone tells you to or it is your job. the end xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxox SHRIMBOB