Nappa and Vegeta Go to Equestria

by ianv64

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1317

A comedy based off of TFS abridged, using ponies and stuff

***The following is a non-profit, fan based parody.

Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned by FUNimation Toei Animation, and Akria Toriayama.

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That's right. The infamous Nappa and Vegeta find their way into Equestria while heading towards Earth after hitting the bug planet.

What will these villains do in a planet of ponies? I guess we'll have to find out…..Let the comedy commence.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-30 05:40:02 UTC

Nappa and Vegeta Go to Equestria.

REMEMBER: This is based off of the TFS abridged version of DBZ

"Are we there yet?" Asked Nappa repeatedly through the communication unit of the small pod ship.

"NO!" Vegeta responded each time. Each more angrily.

"Hey, Vegeta, can we go visit that planet over there?" Nappa asked a few seconds after his final question of 'are we there yet?'

"FINE!" Vegeta agreed. "This is the SECOND planet we're visiting, and it's the LAST one!"

"Yay!" Nappa rejoiced.

They directed their small pods towards the direction of a green, life-filled planet.

Drawing into the atmosphere, passing the clouds, and even seeing creatures of different colors fly around. "Hey, Vegeta, that one looks like Nyan Cat!"

"God Dammit, Nappa, and your annoying love of memes."

The two saiyans crashed their pods into the ground creating debris. Ponies from within a 100 foot radius were dashing towards the crash site to witness what they thought was an alien arrival.

"Oh man! Aliens you guys!" Said Twilight Sparkle excitedly as she ran with a quill and parchment in her hand ready for a questionnaire.

The debris settled down slightly and they heard the ships open violently with the doors flying out of the crater. As the ponies saw the creatures ascend, they all fell dead silent as if an arctic chill had flown down their spines, making many of them gulp in confusion.

"Vegeta.....they....they're...they're soo cute!! Ponies Vegeta!" Said Nappa excitedly as he absorbed the amount color that had smacked his vision. "Vegeta, look! That one's pink!! No ponies could ever be pink back on our planet!"

"Aw, thanks! I'm pinkie Pie! Are you nice aliens?" Asked the curly maned pink pony.

"Oh yeah...We're REAL nice." Said Vegeta as he charged an energy ball, destroying a house in the near distance.

My meth lab! I mean.....my house!" Said a frightened  stallion voice in the distance.

"Hey, Vegeta, ya know what'd be cool?" Asked Nappa.

"What?" Vegeta asked with a sigh, predicting he'd be annoyed after the answer.

"If we could ride one of these."

"They're too small for us, Nappa." Vegeta said.

"Not for you though... Shorty."  Nappa said almost under his breath.

There was a long pause, and Vegeta's face was that of hidden anger about to be released as he tried to keep a neutral look.

"Nappa....go have fun, I'll be here waiting for you." He suggested.

"Okay!" Nappa replied joyfully as he flew off into the distance saying, "Weee!!!"

............

"Ah man! I'm gonna have so much fun here! I can finally pet ponies and adore colorful girly creatures without being judged...This is gonna be the best...day...ever"

.........

Nappa returned towards where he left Vegeta. Surprisingly, he was still there.

"Oh, hey Vegeta.....Um....something feels...different." Nappa observed that the terrain was covered in fire, craters, corpses, and lots of smashed cupcakes.

"V-Veg-Vegeta...You..you killed the innocent, pretty ponies..." Nappa paused to sniffle.

"Oh dear god, are you actually crying?"

"Yes. I Iiked them Vegeta....They...were...friends...On my time just flying around, I met one named Rainbow Dash. She was extremely awesome, Vegeta. She's probably flying around.....She....She knows how to do the Sonic Rainboom Vegeta!"

"What the hell is that?" Vegeta asked.

"Colorful explosions of Epic Vegeta...Rainbow explosions." Nappa bowed to sniffle and tear up more.

"Well Nappa, ya know what? I think I understand your distaste in the events that took place here. I see your liking for girly horse characters, I can see you’re very upset, and I have something to tell you."

"What is it, Vegeta?"

"I......Don't care one bit!!!!" He said laughing maniacally.

"Hey!!" Said a powerful echoing voice.

"...What the hell is that?" Vegeta asked himself, soon awaiting the answer.

"Is that...?" Nappa pondered, not able to finish his sentence as his eyes widened.  "Rainbow Dash!!!"

It was none other than the rainbow maned mare hovering about 500 feet in the distance. She seemed to have a different energetic look to her. She seemed to have an....aura.

"You're going to PAY!!!!!!" She yelled causing a powerful sound wave vibration that reverberated throughout Ponyville's remains.

"Wait, so these pony things have secret powers or something don't they?" Vegeta asked himself.

The element of loyalty had failed her friends. Their corpses and remains lay burning and rotting on the ground. The loyal Rainbow Dash would not stand for this. As the anger built up by the second, tears of sadness followed. She swollowed the sadness and converted it to pure growling rage. Her aura turned golden yellow, and her rainbow mane and tail did the same. She was turning...Super Equestrian.

As she felt the limit break, she shouted in the air as the power rushed through her entire being. Her aura golden and powerful.  She gritted her teeth and bit down as she drew her hooves close together to begin attacking.

"KAAA......MEEE.......HAAAA...MEEEE......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

“Oh, it’s a fight you want huh?!” Vegeta asked dodging the attack through teleportation.

“Galick Gun!” Vegeta said in the air charging his reddish energy blast. Rainbow dash was unable to dodge it as it came to her. She crashed into what was left of sugarcube corner.

“Hmmm...Tough guy I see!” Rainbow dash said gritting her teeth,  regianing her balance. She flew as fast as she could towards Vegeta’s face.

Rainbow Dash made a successful punch to his nose. He flew downward to the ground. His nose bled and his arms become weak as he stumbled to his feet.

Rainbow Dash’s aura turned rainbow colored, and her eyes shined pure white light.

“SONIC RAINBOOM CANNON!!!” She shouted. A blast of rainbow colored beams headed for Vegeta. There was no way to stop it.

As he was hit, the blast’s speed broke the sound barrier, breaking any remaining glass that was not shattered in the area, and a gust of wind carrying debris like a tornado.

“I can’t watch this.” Nappa said to himself in the distance as his two friends were fighting. He began to cry to himself and wanted to do something.

“Wait...I’ve got it.” He said.

Rainbow Dash was about to strike again, but Nappa flew to grab Vegeta beforehand.

“Rainbow Dash, stop!!” Nappa shouted.

“Huh?” She asked to herself.

“I know Vegeta can be quite a douchebag, but you gotta understand that he’s my friend. And if there’s anything I’ve learned in the past hour, it’s that friendship.....is magic.” Nappa lectured.

“I think I’m going to be sick.” Vegeta mumbled sarcastically.

“Rainbow Dash!!!” Twilight said.

Twilight levitated a book near her to read off a powerful spell.

“Due to the destruction of the one's before me

Rewind that of the evil that I see

Vanquish the fires

and reverse the mess

for the vicious acts of liars

but spare them from death.”

Suddenly a large energy wave of purple/pink light engulfed the destroyed town and fixed it back to normal as it traveled through the land like a rewind button.

"There's no way that just happened." Said Vegeta.

"Looks like  it Vegeta." Nappa confirmed.

"Shut up Nappa!" Vegeta retorted angrily, coughing afterward in pain.

“Well, we’re gonna leave. Maybe I’ll come back here someday.” Nappa said.

“Yeah, maybe if I kill you, I’ll just vanish you here.” Vegeta remarked.

......................

As the saiyans boarded their pods and ascended to space again, Nappa could hear Vegeta coughing in pain still.

"Alright, now what do you say?"  Nappa joked implying he wanted to be thanked.

"Th....th.....sorry just threw up in my mouth a little. Thank....you.....eeghh..."

"You're welcome Vegeta." He replied.

.......

"Hmm....Hey Rainbow Dash...did those look like.....humans to you?" Twilight asked.

"Umm...Nah, if that were the case, Lyra would be right, and she WOULDN'T be crazy. Plus, they had tails."

"Hmmm...I guess you're right....But they look close."

..............

"I'm getting so....close...." Lyra said grinning to herself as she captured photos of the two legged creatures that had just left Ponyville. "Soon.....I will figure out where Earth is.....HAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

And that's how Equestria was made....and destroyed....and fixed again.