this is a dumb story, so why are you even reading this?!?
Oh well, let's entertain you f#@kers...
Once upon a time there was a man called: 'THIS FACE', he lived in a very f@#king expensive garage, and the only thing he does 24/7 is sitting behind a really expensive PC, because... I dunno... But one day, the doorbell stsrted ringing. AND SO THE ADVENTURE BEGAN!! It was the first time in ages that the person came out of his chair, he stepped slowly and carefully to the door on the way he saw beautiful sights of a Pizza part hanging from the roof, he saw a very old T.V. with cobweb's all around it, because it isn't used it ages, and when he finally reached the door, the biggest and most dangerous task was up to him: 'Opening the Door!' when he reached out his hand the sweat came off his arm's.
And so he tried to avoid ruining his beautiful doormat by moving his arm quicker, and so he was relieved by grabbing the door handle.
After a short break he decided to open the door, and who was there?! His best friend: 'THE PIZZA-GUY!' And so he snatched the Pizza out of the dude's hand and start eating it, all alone, but satisfied on his couch before his very own T.V. watching Fox News. THE END.
So I hope you all enjoyed this very lame story,
I'm going back to watch Golden Girl's.
