Song: Chattneighooga Choo Choo
Chattneighooga Choo Choo
Hi there Jack, what you say?
Step aside partner, it's my day.
Bend an ear, and listen to my conversion.
Of the really solid Tenneighsee excursion.
Pardon me boy, is that the Chattneighooga Choo Choo?
Yes, yes, track number six.
Boy, my shoe needs a fix.
Can you afford to board the Chattneighooga Choo Choo?
I've got my fare.
And just a Bit to spare.
You leave the Fillydelphia Station 'bout a quarter to four.
Read a magazine and then you're in Buckimore.
Dinner in the diner,
Nothing could be finer.
Then to have your hay and eggs in Mareolina.
When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar,
Then you know that Tenneighsee is not very far.
Shovel all the coal in,
Gotta keep it rollin'.
Woo, woo, Chattneighooga there you are.
There's gonna be
A certain party at the station.
All of your friends!
You can make your amends.
They're gonna cry
Until I tell 'em that I'll never roam.
So Chattneighooga Choo Choo
Won't you Choo Choo me home?
Get aboard.
All aboard.
Chattneighooga Choo Choo
Won't you Choo Choo me home?
Chattneighooga Choo Choo!
