Dj'ing in equestria...?

by Shadyshlt

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1661

Just my first fan fic, "You" are a Dj in equestri stumbling upon Vinyl. Finding your magical backpack, will this be a good thing. Or will all go to tartarus`?

Will the ponies handle the wubz, the hard kicks, the fast rhymes, and the awesomeness of earth's music?!
Also take care, as english is the 3rd language i learned. (Mentioned it in the first chapter (when I rewrote it)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-17 21:09:38 UTC

A new world! (Chapter 1, rewritten)

So here's the deal, you woke up in a garden. There were wierd statues all over the place, and you swore one of them laughed at you...

"Damn, last night must've been a hell of a night."

Noticing your backpack lying at your feet, you tried to lift it. But i weighed insanely much more than it should, more than your Dj equipment would weigh.

"Okay, what did i take with me this time?"

Inside it was something you realy didn't ever expect to see. Reminding you of a black hole.

"May the gods have mercy on my soul for my own stupidity" you muttered to yourself as you poked it.

You supposed that you would have felt something, but not the feeling of hitting something. Something hard, fumbling around and grasping the object you found. You closed the hand around it and pulled, out you pulled a phone, followed by the headphones.

"Well, atleast my last month's work hasn't been in vain"

Now you were sitting in the middle of a city, looking as it was recently abondened. Everything seemed to be good, top notch quality. And also, some of it looked as if it was made out of stone.

"Well, if it was populated maybe i would put on a little show for the people that lived here."

Not realizing you talked out loud right there and then, you pulled up the phone and equiped yourself with the trustworthy skullcandy headphones.

You had been sitting in that same spot, halfway off to sleep and not realizing you were being watched. You heard something slightly off.

"And here i thaught that all of my music were made instrumentals..."

And the voice was there once again, blurred but you could make out something off it over the blaring music.

"Hey, what, doing, canterlot."

Taking off the headphones and opening your eyes, you saw two... Horse like figures, ponies maybe. Paying them no mind you closed your eyes again and leaned back to relax some more.

"I will repeat my question once more, what are you doing in canterlot?"

Shocked you looked around only to see the ponies, standing in the excact same spot. Glaring holes in your skull.

Making eye contact with one of them "You?"

"What?"

"HOLY MOTHER..." trailing off you looked to the other pony-thing

"And you"

"What" he stated with a little more irritation behind his voice

"Okay brain, thanks for first informing me first now that they are holding spears to my throath and wears armor"

"Always here for you bro"

"Wait, what. How are they even holding the spears?"

"Well it seems about time that i also inform you that they have horns, and if i remember correctly one of your crazy ex-girlfriends ment that unicorns may have the power to wield magic"

"Well, that's just nasty"

"Hey, you still in there?"

"Oh, me? Yeah, im still here. Just a little shocked. Why are you wearing armors and how are you holding the spears?"

"Magic" One of them said, making a full body gesture.

"Seems that the score is 1-0 to me my friend"

"Screw you too..."

"As for the armors, i don't realy know. And why are you wearing those wierd things around your head?"

Copying the thing one of the ponies did earlier you just said "music..."

"Oh, so you are a Dj of some sort?"

"Both yes and no there, im just a semicore Dj. And a rapper for that matter"

"What's a rapper?"

"Nothing you actually need to know of right now"

"Oh, anyway im forgetting my duty here. Maybe you could play us a song, if you do we might go a little easier on you for intruding the city"

"Okay, but come closer"

Playing a song you sat there waiting while the two ponies had their share of music.

"Quite a funny sight to see two ponies with earbuds on them"

"That was amazing! Alright, ill go easy on you, but for now. Just follow us."

"I won't cause any trouble" you said as you rose up and followed them.

After having that argument with the princess about intrusion and explaining myself, i was still thrown into the dungeon. Atleast untill she saw more of your behavior, well. Atleast you came to an agreement that you could take with you the phone, headphones and the bag.

Wondering what more of content the bag had, you pushed both hands in and pulled.

What you didn't excpect was you speakers, laptop and amplifiers.

Seeing as none of the amps had any cables connected to them, well. Except for the ones to the speakers, and still had the lights on you guessed they still would be able to play some music...

What was that said the white unicorn with a blue mane, she could feel the ground shaking. Just as it would shake if she stood in a club.

She had been following the sound for the last hour and now she stood outside the dungeons. As the shaking in the ground was much louder and much more now. She guessed that it must've been coming from withing.

And suddenly it stopped, just to resume half a minute later, this time even more intese.

Shaking the head to what she asumed must've been a beat, she opened the doors.

Asking the guard inside what it was, he only replied something about one of the prisoners playing some music. Top notch quality he said. Even better than yours he said...

One unconsious guard and more walking later, she stood outside of where she assumed the beat was coming from. She knocked on the door, as hard as she could muster.

"Come in"

The music was turned down, and she happily obliged.

After talking to the strange thing, human as he stated himself. She asked if she could get a listen to the music.

The beat started, first it wasn't realy that hard, it wasn't even something rythmic, but she liked it as soon as the beat kicked in.

And there were the drop...

"Well, how did you like the song?" you asked the white unicorn.

"I think i came, four times... To just the bass! The rythm, the bass, by the sister. Amazing, how did you learn to play music that good?"

"Well, that song wasn't one of my songs, it was from a fairly known artist back home."

"How come he isn't the most known artist?"

"Well because there are better song, and artist out there. And many people don't even like this genre of music"

Well, you were bought out of the cell by the pony, or Vinyl as she called her self.

"Just a favor from a Dj to another Dj" she said

And now, you were at her house. Helping her with her works and planning with her to play some song on a gig she had next week...

Awkward... (Chapter 2)

And when I finish with those songs, ya can play one of your songs. Ya know, like an encore. Or a bonus song, or... I'm out of words to describe this shiz..."

"Well, sure Vin-"

You never got to finish that sentence as the door opened and a mare and a stallion opened the door...

"Vinyl, i know you like excotic ponies... But this, this thing! What is he! He got no hair of any sorts, well, except from the little he has on his head!"

"Chill it mom, dad. Id like you to meet..."

Glancing at you, silently asking you for a name...

"Shizle, i forgot to tell her my name! And I don't have any... I think."

"Just call... Actually i seem to have a rare case of amnesia, why don't you guys think of a name for me that I'll go by?"

"You can talk!?"

"Well, yes. I not some creature you find out in the woods"

"Though i must say, I don't trust you yet"

"Ah, finally. The stallion spoke, but tell me. Who are you guys?"

"We are her parents"

"Then i see why none of you trust me, but trust me when i say. I won't do anything to harm your daugther. You have my word"

"Okay, but tell me. Why are you with Vinyl in the first place?"

"Oh, she liked my music"

"Music, as in classical?"

"No, more as in Electro and rap music"

"I see that she has taken some interest in you for your musical skills then"

"It seems like it"

"But why don't you show us something of that rapping of yours?"

Both you and Vinyl got a pretty blank face at this request.

"Well, you see that. Rap isn't that known for most friendly lyrics..."

"We are used to Vinyl using a harsh languange, I think we will endure a little cussing"

'Yeah, a little...'

"Well here goes nothing" Opening my backpack to get my computer i started to think of which song i would use.

"Here it is, think you would like the song '

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"The song is called Mockingbird, made by a very known artist where i came from. Eminem, he was a legend. Still is, the song is about his daughter and what kind of relationship they had when he got famous. If you'd like to see what i sing, the text is on the screen."

"That song was a little sad" said her mother, her father just nodding to say he agreed.

Vinyl had a frown on her face, but soon she lit up.

"Hey, dude ya said ya played some other genre called metal or something like that, care ta show us that too"

"Okay, but i won't sing this time."

"Why?" her mother asked wondering, even excited.

"Because if i did, i'd just ruin the awesomeness of this song" you said as you hit

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