Sweetie's Grandpa

It was 5:25 in the morning. Sweetie Belle had waken up very early on the birthday of her dear grandmother to get the best out of it. "Get up." "Get up." "Get up." she repeatedly said, excitedly for 4 minutes. "It's 5:30 in the morning, why do I have to get up so earl--"

"SURPRISE!" Her voice cracked just as it did when she cleaned Rarity's room for her. Sweetie Belle shot out Pinkie Pie's party cannon she borrowed. Loud polka music played and Golden Olden was still in bed, because he is a heavy sleeper.

7:15 AM 5/17/2009 Olden Household

Sweetie Belle said, almost whined, " Why can't we go to the water park?" "It does not open until 9:00 , Sweetie." Rarity commented. Sweetie Belle groaned very loudly and obnoxiously--

"COOOKIEEE JAAAAAR!" Sweetie Belle screamed at the top of her lungs.

She zapped into the kitchen and devoured the entire jar whole, as quickly as she could, zoomed back into the family room...

...and burped. "Sweetie Belle, Ugh. That's uncouth." The TV turned on and blurted out, "HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO KITTY!"
Sweetie Belle screamed, her voice cracking, "LET'S JAM IT OUT!"

"Why are we 'jamming it out' to the Hello Kitty® theme?" Rarity questioned.

"Do ya' wanna jam out to the My little pony theme song instead?" Sweetie Belle almost commanded. "Kick the beatboxing out, grampie!" Golden Olden started beatboxing to the wrong rhythm. "MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, EVERY DAY IS A DREAM COME TRU--" Rarity rudely shoved her hoof in Sweetie's face. Rarity exclaimed fake-sounding, "Cute, very cute singing...BUT HORRIBLE! They noticed that the TV was still on. "Let's be friends! Let's be friends!" Sweetie was hooked, but it was driving everypony else insane.