Sweetie's Grandpa

by Sbelle454545

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sweetie Belle, Romance, Comedy, Rarity, Other
Length: 1671

Sweetie Belle visits her "boring" grandpa, and Rarity comes too...

Sweetie Belle visits her "boring" grandpa, and Rarity comes too, but it turns out that she underestimated her grandpa.

Published 2013-02-27 02:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-27 02:00:01 UTC

The Water Park

It was 5:25 in the morning. Sweetie Belle had waken up very early on the birthday of her dear grandmother to get the best out of it. "Get up." "Get up." "Get up." she repeatedly said, excitedly for 4 minutes. "It's 5:30 in the morning, why do I have to get up so earl--"

"SURPRISE!" Her voice cracked just as it did when she cleaned Rarity's room for her. Sweetie Belle shot out Pinkie Pie's party cannon she borrowed. Loud polka music played and Golden Olden was still in bed, because he is a heavy sleeper.

7:15 AM 5/17/2009 Olden Household

Sweetie Belle said, almost whined, " Why can't we go to the water park?" "It does not open until 9:00 , Sweetie." Rarity commented. Sweetie Belle groaned very loudly and obnoxiously--

"COOOKIEEE JAAAAAR!" Sweetie Belle screamed at the top of her lungs.

She zapped into the kitchen and devoured the entire jar whole, as quickly as she could, zoomed back into the family room...

...and burped. "Sweetie Belle, Ugh. That's uncouth." The TV turned on and blurted out, "HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO KITTY!"
Sweetie Belle screamed, her voice cracking, "LET'S JAM IT OUT!"

"Why are we 'jamming it out' to the Hello Kitty® theme?" Rarity questioned.

"Do ya' wanna jam out to the My little pony theme song instead?" Sweetie Belle almost commanded. "Kick the beatboxing out, grampie!" Golden Olden started beatboxing to the wrong rhythm. "MY LITTLE PONY, MY LITTLE PONY, EVERY DAY IS A DREAM COME TRU--" Rarity rudely shoved her hoof in Sweetie's face. Rarity exclaimed fake-sounding, "Cute, very cute singing...BUT HORRIBLE! They noticed that the TV was still on. "Let's be friends! Let's be friends!" Sweetie was hooked, but it was driving everypony else insane.

Demolition Time

Mini-Chapter 1

Before the family went to the Haywaii Tiki Island coaster, they went to see the demolition of the Conqueror. It was a happy sight for most people, but for the sentimental, it was hard to go through. There was party music and cheering going on. Sweetie Belle liked all the happiness in the water park.
The wrecking ball came up and destroyed a quarter of the supporting beams for the coaster. Then another. And another. until everything was gone.

"YES!" screamed the victim, Rarity.

The Plane Trip

The two sisters were at Rarity's boutique. Sweetie Belle was begging Rarity to come to school with her, although she kept saying no because it was against the handbook rules.

"Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." for 7 hours straight. She had to keep saying no to Sweetie Belle because the Hub network had a script for her to follow. But after hearing it for 7 whole hours. She said, "If you stop saying please, I will take you on a trip to Grandpa's house." How ironic. Sweetie Belle finally said, "O.K, Rarity," and she went into her room and squealed in joy.
It seemed as if Rarity could make a dress in all of her free time.

And then she realized that she had gone insane, because if all a little filly like Sweetie Belle got watched by was a blind old donkey, she would be wreaking havoc all over Equestria, So she had to watch her.

The trip was happening. So, of course, Sweetie Belle was poking rarity a million times saying "Are we there yet?" After 19 minutes, she couldn't stand it anymore and yelled, "DONKEY! STOP POKING ME!"

The sound of a record scratching was practically playing in Sweetie Belle's mind.

Day 1

Rarity was dragging Sweetie Belle on her stomach as Sweetie Belle was screaming

"THIS IS BORING!" so Rarity was even more embarrassed now than on the plane!

"NO!" Sweetie belle screeched like a banshee. They went into the door,

And they saw it.

Sweetie Belle And Rarity on the Channel 14 6:00 News together.

"There was a little filly screaming and crying very loudly on a plane today at 3:00 PM!" The anchor told for all the world to hear. Her grandfather was really disappointed in her.
The light gray filly's grandfather said,

"Just because of that plane incident, I will only give you 4,000 bits instead of 4,000,000."

"FOUR THOUSAND BITS?!?!"
Sweetie Belle screamed.

"Yes, only four thousand bits." Rarity said,

"How much do you have?!" The blind donkey said,

"Oh, I'm a multi-trillionaire." The two sisters fainted at the mere thought of something so incredibly wealthy.

After they both got out of a 27 minute coma, The old donkey explained that he invented bread in his early years. After, it was 6:30, time for dinner.

"Oh, what are we having for dinner tonight?" Sweetie belle asked.

"A quintuple-bread sandwich!" said the gray-skinned 47-year-old horse with a purple mane. Sweetie Belle was puzzled.

"You lost me at quintuple."

"It means five, darling." Rarity said, almost appalled.

"It's a sandwich with whole-wheat bread on top, and then whole-grain bread below that and then some regular bread, and some more whole-grain below that, and finally, a whole-wheat bun."

"What is the side meal, Golden Olden?" said his wife, Mary Olden.

"Bread-crumb encrusted bread,"

"And to drink?" Rarity asked?

"15 ounces of bread smoothie, but 5 ounces of bread water for the yearling here."

"How do you make bread water?" Sweetie Belle's voice cracked.

"Oh, You just make water and put some bread on the glass." Rarity said,

"So, grandfather, Its just water? Ugh, seriously?" "Watch your tone, Rarity!" The blind donkey scolded.

Then, at 8:00 PM When Grandmother was asleep, Golden remembered that it was his wife's 45th birthday tomorrow. Sweetie Belle said,

"Why not go to the Canterlot water park with her?"

"Why not!" said, almost screamed Golden.

"Because I'll get my fabulous new bathing suit dirty." Rarity whined.

"When he said watch your tone, he meant watch your tone, Rarity!"

"Alright." Rarity sighed.

The Conqueror

9:20 AM, 5/17/2009, Canterlot Water Park

"Let's go on the Conquerer first!" Sweetie Belle excitedly said.

"Oh, Dashie told me that the coaster was just thrilling, but I don't think Sweetie Belle is tall enough to go on." Rarity replied.

"But last time I checked, I was 4'2" standing up!" Sweetie Belle whined.

"Let's see if you have gotten any shorter." Golden Olden said, sighing.

"All a little filly can do is grow, Golden." said Mary Olden.

"Alright, but everypony here has to be mature in front of Sweetheart...umm...Sweetie Pie...Umm...Oh
My celestia, I always forget these things...in front of the filly." forgot Olden.
Sweetie Belle said

"Alright, grampie!" her ears perking up.

9:29 AM, 5/17/2009,The line for the Conqueror

Sweetie Belle was very excited to be in this line, as was every pony else...except Rarity.

"My fabulous new dress will get absolutely ruined."

"I thought you were going with a bathing suit." said Mary.

"This is my bathing suit." Said Rarity, very deeply and aggrivated.

"Welcome to the conqueror, here is your cart." Said a red and white unicorn who was obviously
bored and very underpaid."

"Have a good time."
Clackityclackityclackityclackity...CLACKityclackityclackity, went the rails.
Sweetie Belle was screaming, but in brief, staccato lung movements.
In 40 seconds of pure nervousness, they were looking down at all of Canterlot
and some of Cloudsdale. The entire coaster was going down as quick as a whip. But something was rather different.

Rarity was gone.

She was flying up into Cloudsdale and back down to the surface of the Conqueror.
Cousin Seldom was right there standing up and very worried about Rarity. Everypony, especially Rarity's sister, was shaking in nervousness. The chances were very limited she would be saved. Rarity screamed, as did everypony in the family and on the coaster, and the entire Conqueror line, and even the surrounding area, especially the lifeguards. Channel 14 news came and broadcasted it live.

"BREAKING NEWS," it said on the giant TV screen at the wave pool.

"A white fur, purple maned 15-year-old mare is falling off of the Conqueror roller-coaster at the Canterlot Water Park.
Critics are changing their safety votes on the coaster faster than ever seen before." the anchor said.

But then everypony was safe. Seldom caught her. Rarity squealed,

"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, SELDOM!" and kissed all over his face, Seldom blushed.
Everypony was clapping their hooves and cheering.

As soon as the family escaped the paparazzi, Sweetie Belle asked what ride they should go on next.
They all agreed on the Haywaii Tiki Island coaster.

Haywaii Tiki Island

Sweetie Belle, Rarity, and the entire family were on their way to the Haywaii Tiki Island roller-coaster meant for fillies, colts, and some mares and stallions in Equestria. Sweetie Belle thought Rarity was worthy because she is a good sister, unlike Rarity.

"Haywaii Tiki Island! Haywaii Tiki Island!" Sweetie Belle repeatedly said and danced for the half-hour of waiting.

"Welcome to the Haywaii Tiki Island coaster. Here is your cart." The underpaid lifeguard pegasus with boredom.

"Why did I get up so early this morning..." he whispered under his breath. "Have a nice time..."
The coaster went up about 15 feet and jolted down and went up to 37 feet and jolted down, then up, then, then up, then down again. It gave Sweetie Belle the heebie-jeebies...Then the big drop arrived. It went up well over 200 feet, and then stayed up there for almost 7 seconds, and jolted down, even faster this time. Water splashed all over the filly and her relatives when they
got to the end of the drop. The coaster spiraled, with Sweetie Belle's puke all over the rails. Rarity said it was icky, yucky, baddy, mucky, sticky, gunky, and grossy, the words Sweetie Belle would have said. When they came into a full stop, Sweetie Belle flew out of the cart, leaving icky, yucky, baddy, mucky, sticky, gunky, and grossy puke everywhere.

"Ewwwwwwwwww!" Rarity exclaimed, it is if she had turned into a little filly all over again.

She had time traveled!

Meh, she hadn't.

"Let's go on the new

Author's Note

loltimetraveling!