Omega's Post-Humous Log

Chapters

Going "Ballistic"
I don't hold a "Grudge" very well
A Wealth of Worth
This fills me with "Joy"
Pony traditions are difficult to understand.
You can't always wear "Armor" everywhere.
Omega is good with kids.
It's time for your "Judgement", Omega
The battle of inner demons is a strange one.
The "Nightmare" is gone.
Tactical Care Package Inbound
Love is "Red", but so is "Death": Part 1.
Love is "Red", but so is "Death": Part 2.
Questionable Events
Getting some Answers
"Love" is but one of your lessons, Twilight.
It's hard to deal with high class, whether they be enemy or friend
I can be your "Archangel", the one to "Smite" your foes
Y to X and back to Y
The Music is coming like a "Shockwave"
Tying up loose ends is important.
My name is "Omega", hear me roar! Part 1
My name is "Omega", hear me roar! Part 2
Bleeding into Equestria
Friendship is Magic, and Magic can power Machines
Darkness and Light through the glass
Epilogue: It all fades to Blue

Going "Ballistic"

The nights that followed were filled by a dream, one repeating dream.

A dream of happiness, of freedom, of peace.

A dream that might have already come true.

While sleeping, few of his computer parts had booted up with his bio-electric energy focused more on his robot brain than staying conscious, sleeping on a patch of rough leather he ripped from an already killed animal, he layed it out as a sort of patchwork blanket to lay on and take the edge off the whole 'sleeping on the ground' thing, the animal's long, thick coat comforted him slightly as he slept.

The only things that were cybernetically displayed in his barely powered state were a few images, the compound of the alloy of his armor, the Joy pistol and revolver designs, some images of when Kary-08 wasn't a total psychopathic bitch, Xero's arrival and 'Initiation' which was to drink a glass of 'wine', which was really food coloring, Sriracha, Guiness stout, and Grey Goose vodka. That was about 19% of the reason why Xero hated Omega and had a permanantly reddened tongue, the other 81% was from general hatred of his laid back attitude, and that Omega could easily switch in and out of his disciplined state, discipline being something Xero, as a fully trained and honored ninja, had had hammered into his head with the sharp end of a kunai.

The bright sun shone through, 93 billion miles away and it had perfect aim, shining right through Omega's eyelids, he rolled over to get out of the way and got up, his determination to live was enough to raise his body from sleepiness, he felt significantly better than he had a few days ago, leaving to go and get some water, he turned to his lab.

Now functioning, with a geothermal generator above the lava pool powering the machines which were chugging along with their carefully calculated functions, one was a power capacitor, basically a big battery, one was bonding the metal on his glove halves to make one whole, another was calculating data and doing other computery bullshit, and another was taking the data and making bullets, not the red-hot bullets that his Ballistica had previously fired, but they were still powerful enough to kill an armored enemy with ease.

'Now that I think about it, I don't really know much of what I'm doing, I mean, I know how to set up some basic dynamos, and program a repair and creation machine, but I only learned because I didn't like feeling stupid when Askad and the other scientists were talking, so I studied that shit, and learned how to do these things, luckily it's easy to make circuits if you're used to it, same with programming, and after all, I spent more than 3 years at that place, I only wish I had the materials to repair my battery .'

He had reached his newer pool of water, the old one tainted by his face which he had not yet washed, taking a moment to stretch out the kinks in his joints, he took a big drink of the clean, cold water and filled up his thermos he had constructed, thirst satisfied, he began to make his way back when something caught his ear.

*grrroooooorrroooowwwoowwww*

He facepalmed hard, he had been instensely wondering why he was feeling weaker and weaker, and only now realized why.

I'm fucking starving to death.

Being half robot, he sometimes forgot he needed sustenance besides joint lubrication, charge-ups and plate repairs, he thought back, the last time he ate was some mildly poisoned food that the higher-ups had issued to weaken him, he figured out they were going to slowly scale up the potency of the poison until he and Xero had died, so he took the 1st day's worth of food and rationed it throughout the week, the last time he ate was a few bits of bacon, a few slices of carrot and a handful of mint water, and that was before fighting an army.

He headed back to his base of operations to contemplate this new conundrum, Twilight hadn't come by yet to talk to him, and his weapons were offline, he needed a solution, and soon.

He suddenly heard 2 clicks, one after another, he turned to check on his machines, he had made the machines have a click noise as a notifier of completion, he found that his gloves had been repaired and a few hundred rounds of 5.56 NATO ammunition had been made, he smiled.

The Ballistic glove was an upgrade, essentially he had an SMG built-in to his glove, which fired a 3-round burst of 5.56 NATO rounds from each of it's 3 barrels, which was 9 rounds per shot, and the clip held 270 rounds, which was 30 shots, he had toned it down a lot, using his somewhat good hacking skills to rewire it to be a bit more practical for his limited resources, now firing semi-automatically, 1 round from each of the 3 barrels, with an automatic setting, and the clip holding 300 rounds, so 100 shots, the secondary fire was still the same though, the Intercontinental Missile Punch, which allowed him to propel his hand forward and meet the target with explosive force, it was great for demolition or just needing to simply punch the shit out of someone.

He equipped his glove, which bonded to his hand via it's DNA locking mechanism, linked up his ammo warp, and place his armor suit torso and helmet into the floating energy field of the repair bay, he had already put the data of his armor into the machine, so it would simply repair the suit using its resources, but would take a lot of time, probably weeks, he did some quick maintenance to increase the efficiency and speed of the machine, having only hastily set them up to make some weak lighting. He placed the ammo in a warp zone marked by a metal wall and several small devices on the floor and walls, so that it was ready to be grabbed by a mechanical arm, loaded into the clip that would warp there, and warp out and into Omega's hands in a matter of seconds.

"One of the most powerful beings of the human race, reduced to a mere hunter." he sighed.

Feeling another pang of hunger, he set out, gun at the ready.

Walking through the evil forest, Omega admired the scenery whilst scanning it for creatures, much harder without his actual scanners, but he still needed to repair his body-battery to safely store energy in his body and bring his personal systems back online, he heard a roar and immediately reacted.

Kicking outwards to block the attacking appendage, Omega turned to face his enemy, a lion... bat... scorpion... thing. He immediately aimed and fired, a perfect shot to it's large head, the huge hybrid beast fell with a loud thud, after firing about a dozen more times to be sure that it was dead, Omega pulled out his knife and began cutting it.
...
...
...
"Wait, knife?" he questioned himself and what was going on
He felt the object in his left hand, the right one being gloved, he had merely reached for his Longinus scabbard and pulled out the object that was there, he realized somethine was off when he remembered that the Longinus was broken and was not even on his person when he arrived, he looked at the weapon in his hand.

"The Light Arrow?" he said disbelievingly.

Indeed it was, the double blade weapon with both blades facing forward, the small but powerful energy reactor allowing the user to shoot bolts of powerful laser energy. It was supposed to be broken, it was supposed to be... not here, but it was. The dark blue handle signified it was Xero's

'How did I notice that I had it for 5 days?' he thought, embarrased at his lack of personal perception.

Though it was Xero's. 'Not anymore' he thought, Xero wouldn't be here to use it, so Omega would have to be the wielder, pressing down on various parts of it, which sent a signal to open an interface, and overriding the current DNA lock, he locked it to himself, the handle changing from a dark blue to a deep red, he tested it out by pulling back on the psuedo-string.

It fired out a bolt, 'So it still works.' He now had 2 weapons, and one had a blade, after cutting a gripping handle into the beast with the bone slicingly sharp blade, he dragged it to his base.

Re-approaching his domain, Omega dragged the beast inside, cutting it up, storing the blood for whatever purposes it could hold, using the skin with some sand and leaves he acquired to make a leather-bound matress, which he tied together in minutes.

"That'll make sleeping easier." he said out loud, not caring about who or what heard him, after all, he was armed now.

"Now, I need to make some food and lighting, the lava can heat some water to boil the meat off the bones and clean it, I can just pour that bloody-water mixture shit through the filter to clean it, attach a siphon to it to move it to the combustion dynamo, and the lighting I can get from some strings and fat-wax, mix that with a few oils to make it not smell like piss, and voila, candles, analyze any unknown chemicals, and I'll be good."

He looked over his kill a second time, the first check was to see if it was dead or going to explode, the second check was for sizing it up and looking at it, maybe finding out things about it.

He was impressed with it's size, it may not have been the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary succession, but what it lacked in success it made up for in qualifications

Large body, lion head and forelegs, bat wings, scorpion sting, he knew it was a manticore from his advanced studies of mythology, but it was a pretty damn big one, he was starkly tall, at about 6 feet 4 inches, but the manticore was easily 7 feet standing, 4 feet laying dead, he used his new Light Arrow to cut it open and slice away small portions that could be scanned for poison.

The process had taken until a couple of hours before sunset, while the meat cooked and the chemicals were scanned, Omega took off to find some edible herbs, he needed to maintain a healthy diet if he was to survive, he ran, not out of fear of coming home late, but out of needing to expend some energy, his body was still healing from the sheer amount of wounds he had sustained and how almost fatal they were, but it kept making energy, it would take weeks to heal whilst unregulated, if he could fix his body-battery, he could charge up and activate his regulators, then he could heal his wounds in a mere few hours.

"Amazing thing, those regulators," he spoke out loud again, he was still armed and could take almost anything that directly attacked, so he didn't care who or what heard him "the blood one is able to redirect the blood flow so that more white blood cells and platelets are taken to the site of the wound cleaning it and sealing it, and the skin one overclocks regrowth of skin, using up less time and more resources, the muscle one keeps the 'burn' of exertion away, and if I can get a combustion reactor in my armor, I can use the lactic acid that my muscles produce to get more energy, and the others are useful as wel-." his he stopped talking as his jaw dropped at the sight

Apples, a piss-load of apples, he found his way into an orchard, he looked in the pockets of his dirty but still completely intact pants and found something, removing it revealed it to be his wallet, he paused.

He opened it to look at its contents, some bills, a 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, and 100.

There was his driver's license, it was Class A and had all of the CDL driving endorsements, which allowed him to drive any type of vehicle, if the need arose

Social security card and a credit card

A picture of the team...

His mind suddenly lapsed, 'something is happening'

His memory stopped working for a second, he looked at the picture again.

'There's Askad, Kary, Xero, and me, and my name is...' his mind felt like it was rebooting, his robotic parts were suddenly online, his memories flooded in.

'and my name is...' his thoughts were cut off

"Omega?" Twilight half-asked in a confused voice

Author's Note

oooooooh cliffhanger, don't worry though, updates will come within short intervals,
yeah, not much pony content this chapter, but the next chapter and most future ones will have lots.

chapter title references the weapon the Omega recovers in the chapter, the Ballistica smg

see you all later
I love you all and Have a nice day

I don't hold a "Grudge" very well

Omega woke to the sound of hooves slowly stepping on stone, he immediately got up and looked around, and made his way quickly up the platforms to see if it was Twilight.

One thing that many thought was that Omega, because his armor was heavy, he was slow, when in reality, he had gotten even stronger from running around in that heavy suit, and was even able to move faster and more agile than normal soldiers, as well as jump higher and lift himself up better, so when the suit was off, he was like a ninja, not nearly as fast as Xero, but fast enough.

With a great leap, he landed on the top platform and walked up the slope to see Twilight trotting up to the cave.

"Hi Omega." she said cheerfully, like a kid who found a still edible piece of candy on the ground.

"Hey Twilight, nice to see you came by today, as opposed to another 5 days from now." Omega said, chuckling, he could feel himself lightening up in her presence, like someone who cared about him.

"Hey, I was dealing with some trouble in town today, apparently somepony decided to replace my ink with invisible ink." she grumbled, slightly irritated that her work had been set back.

"Yeah, I've dealt with lots of pranks, mainly from Xero, he hates my guts." Omega said, slightly sad that the one he almost escaped with had such a malicious attitude towards him, never in actions though, Xero wasn't one to act on his words of negativity with friends.

"Oh, that's a bit sad to hear, but I'm feeling happy, because I think I found some things that belong to you." she said, magically opening her saddle bag.

"What is it?" Omega querried, wondering if the lavender unicorn had truly found something he owned.

"Well, I thought this was yours because it looks similar to your SMG thingy." she said, magically pulling out a compressed orange and gray rifle.

The Grudge, it was an .80 cal OMG (Omega Machine Gun) sniper rifle, with a secondary fire that allowed the user to bounce the bullets off of thin air up to 5 times, useful for hitting multiple enemies in one shot, hitting one enemy multiple times, or getting around obstacles, the barrel was collapsible, same with the stock, scope, handle, and frame, for easy storage and tranportation.

"That's, my rifle." he said, holding it with care.

"A rifle?" she questioned.

"Yes, there may not be any like it, but it's mine." he answered.

"Okay, I need to know, what all types of guns are there?" she asked, wishing to learn more.

"Let's walk and talk, I want to see Ponyville, between my interaction skills and yours, I think we can handle any problems that the ponies may have with me." Omega proposed.

"Sure, plus I'm one of the most influential ponies in town, they'll listen to me." Twilight accepted

"So, what you're saying, is that you and your friends seized the Hellements of Armory and destroyed an ancient evil known as Nightmare Moon, who was imprisoned on the moon for 1000 years, and as it turned out, she was Princess Luna, who's sister, Princess Celestia, banished her for wanting to bring about eternal night time." Omega summarized

"Yes, you basically just repeated my last several statements back to me, except I said Elements of Harmony." Twilight deduced

"Oh, right, that was my second guess." he said, blushing in a bit of embarrassment

"It's okay, I understand that it might be a bit much, so, can you tell me more about guns?" she asked sincerely

"Okay, here we go, so, you're most basic gun knowledge is that guns are dangerous, killing weapons that need to handled with care at all times, don't point a gun at someone under normal circumstances, next section, types of guns, let me pull up an image for you." he explained, using a projector that he had.

He explained all the types guns, handguns, which came in 4 forms, pistols, revolvers, and magnum variants of both, shotguns and their universal-ness, launchers of rockets and grenades, assault rifles, cannons, thrower weapons, mainly flames, but an indev lightning thrower was in his databanks, machine guns and the common mis-conceptions between them and assault weapons, and finally, sniper rifles.

"As you can see, the effective range and calibur of the sniper rifle is much greater than other weapons, and you found my sniper rifle laying in the forest." he finished, waiting for a response.

"Wow, so much meaning for such a small word." she said in astonishment

"Yeah, it's great, I love them all." he said, chuckling, he found himself doing that a lot more when in Twilight's presence, she had a positive influence on him.

"It's amazing, the power of them all, but so much violence, I don't like it." she admitted, not comfortable with such monstrous power

"It's okay Twilight, I only use guns to hurt those who hurt the ones I care about, or if they attack me, or if they are evil people." Omega said carefully, not wanting to upset the mare who he had grown close to in only a few meaningful conversations.

"I understand, Omega, it's a guardian thing." she said, much less sad sounding than her previous statement.

"It's okay to not like it, Twilight, at first, I didn't like guns either, but I later realized how necessary they were, and I got used to it, and even grew to like then very much." he explained.

"Alright, hey look, we're here." she observed, they were indeed coming close to town, less than 100 feet out.

"It looks nice, very home-like, a great place to settle down and live a peaceful life." he complimented.

"Yeah, it's wonderful." she agreed

They came up to town, passing by rows of buildings, mostly houses but there were several shops, restaurants, and other businesses around as well.

Not many ponies were out, and the ones who were out looked sad.

"Why the long faces." Omega querried, inwardly laughing at his unintentional joke.

"I don't know, I heard that one of Rainbow Dash's old friends came to town today, I'm pretty mad now, because I can tell that this 'friend' has been harassing the town." Twilight said, anger clear in her voice.

"Well then, let's see where this pony is." he said, he already knew this part, Gilda harassed the townsfolk and Rainbow Dash told her off after Gilda had lost her temper at a party.

"I heard there was a party planned for her, I wonder if it's already over." she pondered, before a new voice entered the conversation that had surprisingly moved into town square without being interrupted.

"AND NOW THERE'S SOME GRAY ARMLESS RED HAIRED MONKEY THING, WHAT ELSE DO THESE STUPID PONIES HAVE?!?" Gilda yelled in anger.

"You wanna run that by me again, feather-brain?" Omega said calmly, turning to face the griffon.

"YOU HEARD ME YOU FREAK, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN PONYVILLE? IS THE CIRCUS IN TOWN?" Gilda shouted, still very angry

"You'd best watch your beak, if you don't wanna get hurt." Omega calmly threatened.

"OH, YOU GONNA WHOOP ME YOU PUNY WEAKLING? I'LL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!" Gilda was screaming, face red, her rage had ascended into blind fury.

"You make the first move, bitch." Omega offered, still calm as can be.

"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" she roared, charging straight for him.

He rolled out of the way, carefully pushing Twilight to the side of the road to keep her out of trouble. Gilda roared in rage again and charged, she was met with 3 bullets to the chest.

She bounced back, chest bleeding, the shot was nowhere near fatal, missing all of her organs and blood vessels. She took to the sky in an effort to beat her opponent with an aerial attack.

"HA, can't hit me good from up here, CAN YA?!" Gilda resumed her shouting

"Wrong." Omega said, still calm as a flower in a windless field.

He brandished the Grudge, checking the clip, he found 2 rounds, he would have to make more.

Taking aim, he fired, and Gilda dodged

"HA, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?" she yelled down to the human.

"Nope." he fired again, but Gilda dodged again.

However, the secondary fire kicked in, and the round bounced off of thin air 5 times, and hit Gilda in the side and all 4 legs.

"AAAAIIIIEEE!" Gilda squealed in pain, she flew off, with one last shout to Omega

"THIS ISN'T OVER YOU GRAY FREAK!"

"I think it is." Omega said, collapsing the Grudge and putting it onto his back.

"WOOOOHOOOO!" he heard many voices shout, he turned around, several dozen townsfolk were cheering for him.

"Thank you, thank you, I am here to protect ponies." Omega said, lying to appeal to the townsfolk even more.

He was moving to a stage, while walking, he warped in some materials, and did a quick upgrade to the Grudge, upping the calibur to 1.00 cal OMG (Omega Machine Gun), or 25.4mm, or 1 inch thick projectile, and resizing the innards and magazine to accommodate, then, he asked Twilight a fateful question.

"Do you want this?" Omega offered, willing to give up his rifle.

"Why would you give me this? You just used it to SHOOT some griffon." Twilight said in disbelief.

"Twilight, it's fine, She deserved it anyways." he tried to reassure her.

"Maybe the first shot, but the second was TOO MUCH." Twilight yelled, poking him in the chest for emphasis.

"Okay Twilight, I'll admit, I would have stopped at the first shot but that griffon wouldn't give up, I had to do something or else the situation would have escalated even further." he tried again to reassure her.

"You, you would have stopped?" she said, a tear of frustration rolling down her cheek.

"Yes, I don't want to hurt anyone more than I should, but if I have to stop them from hurting others, I will do as much as I can. I'm a middle-man, the line dividing the cruel from the innocent. Do you understand me Twilight." Omega tried once again to reassure her, wiping her tear away with a finger.

"Okay Omega, I, I understand." she said hesitantly, she still did NOT like the idea of violence to solve problems, but she was willing to accept it.

"Alright Twilight, as long as you understand, it'll only get easier, remember, I only hurt those who deserve it, and you should too, sometimes, communications break down, and when that happens, you will need to hurt people, but only hurt those who need to be hurt, okay?" Omega philosophized.

"Okay, Omega, okay, um, can I still have that rifle, just in case something bad happens?" she said, she didn't know any combat spells, and repurposing spells in other fields of magic was unreliable, so having a tool to defend herself with was preferable.

"Sure, but first, I just need a bit of DNA from you." he said, overriding the DNA lock on the Grudge, the lights and frame turning black, but then plucking one of Twilight's mane hairs, putting it into the interface. After entering a code, the lights and frame recolored themselves, only being a slightly darker than lavender color instead of orange, he took the magnet mount and stuck it to Twilight's back, she squeaked before the magnet mount stuck in place and stayed there, then Omega simply put the rifle on Twilight's back.

"Okay, when you need to fire, just levitate it, focus magic energy on the magazine, and pull the trigger, you can also bounce the shots off of thin air up to 5 times." he explained, allowing her to levitate the weapon and get a feel for it.

"When will I know I need it, and won't you need it?" she asked, wondering if she had made a wise decision.

"No, I'm out of ammo for it, and I have a new rifle in development, and you'll know when you need it when someone starts swinging their... hooves." he assured her, having to adjust his speech to get the message through.

"Okay, it's a nice design, by the way, are all of your weapons made for aesthetics, as well as power?" she querried.

"Yeah, they all looked cool and shot hard." he replied.

They had reached the stage, a microphone was set up on a podium, and Mayor Mare was standing in front of it, upright with her forehooves resting on the podium. She spoke into the microphone when the lavender mare and dark red haired man had gotten on stage.

"Fillies and Gentlecolts, I present you, the being who defeated that horrible griffon, and has vowed to protect our town from evil and terror." she announced charismatically, stepping away to allow the man access to the microphone.

"Hello, my name is Omega, and I'm a guardian of the innocent, I have indeed vowed to protect you ponies from danger," the crowd cheered and stomped at that ",and will keep that vow until my last breath. Up until now, my life has been chaotic and cruel, but I believe it will get better. I only hope that you will accept me as easily as I accept you, are there any questions?" he concluded, waiting for the storm.

"What's your full name?" somepony asked

"What are you?" another

"What's up with that sword on your back?" and another

"Can you use magic?" and yet another

"Are you a male or a female?" he almost facepalmed at that, but he realized the doubt that the pony may have, after all, different species, different rules.

"Okay, that's enough now. My full name is Omega, it's just Omega, I'm a male, and I'm a human, humans are sort of like monkeys but with less hair and more intelligence. This sword is a special weapon of mine, with two blades that can be used as a hi-tech laser bow. No, humans can't do magic, we use technology, from what I understand, my kind's technology is much further advanced than ponies', as your kind haven't heard of cyborgs." Omega answered each question without falter

"What's a cyborg?" one of the ponies asked, he expected question

"Basically, my body is part machine to make it more efficient and able to survive." Omega answered

"Why don't you have arms and legs?" another pony asked, the question caught him off guard.

"It's a human thing, species binomial nomenclature Homo Xionus." he answered after quickly gathering his thoughts.

Mayor Mare took over the stand. Omega moved out of the way, happy to not have any more questions.

"Okay, enough questions. it's starting to get late and Mr. Omega probably has a home to get back to, I expect you ponies to treat Mr. Omega with the respect he has shown you, and I expect him to continue to show respect for the townsfolk, meeting adjourned." Mayor Mare led, closing the meeting.

Everypony left, all except 5, the other 5 of the Mane 6, to be exact.

Omega and Twilight approached

"So, Mr. Omega, how do ya do?" Applejack started.

"It's just Omega, and I'm just fine, thanks for asking, might I say I adore your accent." Omega replied, chuckling a bit

"Well, you're quite the sweet talker, ain'tcha?" Applejack retorted

"I've heard that before." Omega said.

"HI THERE! I'm Pinkie Pie, town party pony, and I should say, WELCOME TO PONYVILLE, coziest, nicest town you'll find in all of Equestria, oh wait, you probably don't know about Equestria." Pinkie Pie said quickly and in one breath.

"I know all about Equestria and you 5, Twilight told me." Omega interrupted.

"So the egghead found herself a stallion, eh? and he's from a different species. HA HA HA HA, *snort* HA HA, HA HA HA." Rainbow Dash laughed.

"Well, Rainbow, you're quite the xenophobe." Omega challenged.

"Phobia means fear right?" Dash got a yes. "HEY, I'm not scared of you!" she got in his face, her snout against the middle of his cross

"Back up some please, no offense, but you're being a little bit bitchy." Omega replied calmly.

"I'm not like that." Dash denied.

"Right, next pony." Omega said, changing the subject.

"Well darling, I'm Rarity, fashionista, and might I say, I can help you, your clothes are torn and your hygeine is poor, how about you come to my boutique tomorrow and I'll get you situated with some new clothes and a bath."

"Sounds good." Omega accepted. "Now, who are you?" he continued, singling out Fluttershy

"Oh, I'm f-f-Fluttershy...." she wimpered

"Speak up please." Omega prodded gently

"I'm f-Fluttershy." she said with more confidence.

"One more time."

"I'm Fluttershy." she said at normal volume, Omega felt his heart warm at the sight.

"That's a very pretty name, Fluttershy." he complimented, Fluttershy had always reminded him of Kary before she was crazy, and he had really liked Kary.

She blushed and hid behind her long mane. Omega laughed inwardly.

"Okay, well, introductions are over I guess, we all have homes to go back to. So, I'll see you all tomorrow then?" Omega proposed.

"Sure thing, see you tomorra' Omega" Applejack piped up, trotting home.

"Yeah, tomorrow, maybe I can show my awesomeness." Rainbow Dash said, flying away swaggerly

"See you tomorrow, I need to throw you a PARTY!" Pinkie lilted as she bounced away.

"And I must return home to prepare for the morning." Rarity said as she walked off to Carousal Boutique.

"The animals must be wondering where I am, I need to go, It was nice to meet you Omega." Fluttershy said as she took to the sky and flew home.

"Right, I need to get home as well, Spike might be wondering where I am as well, We'll all see you tommorow then, Omega?" Twilight querried.

"Sure thing, I know my way back and forth, I'll come to town tomorrow." Omega answered as they took to separate directions.

"OH, and Twilight?" he said as turned around and began walking backwards.

"Yes?" she asked in a slightly raised voice to compensate the growing distance.

"Keep that rifle on you at all times." he instructed.

"Sure thing, Omega." she replied.

and with that, they went their separate ways.

Omega swiftly made his way home, satisfied his hunger and thirst, and laid down on his matress and pillow.

That night, his dreams were of achieved freedom and peace.

Author's Note

sooooo, Omega has met the townsfolk, and he's given his rifle to Twilight after assuring her of his place on the morality scale, alongside that he has made a good first impression on the Mane 6.

You're doing good, Omega, you're doing good.

EDIT: I fixed some dialogue between Omega fighting Gilda and Twilight accepting the rifle, as per a comment on her lack of reaction, I always will try to improve my writing.

I love you all, Have a Nice Day

A Wealth of Worth

Walking into town, Omega noted that the citizens were friendly towards him, not overly so, but not shunning, it was nice, to be able to walk down the street without someone wanting his head on a platter.

Passing by the buildings, he considered who he should visit first, his bio-electric energy was un-stimulated at current, he needed some sweets, oh how he loved sweets, he thought about seeing Pinkie Pie, but then he considered if she was planning a party for him, he didn't want to interrupt.

Rainbow Dash was an option, but she was comparable to a mixture of Xero and an actor, she was cocky and a show-off, he didn't hate her per se, he just didn't really feel like seeing her first.

Next was Applejack, He really wanted to see her, but self-consciousness soon took over, he hadn't bathed since before the 'Terminate XV' mission, and that was a bit more than 2 weeks ago.

He remembered Rarity's offer to clean him up, fix his clothes, and make him some more. He immediately set off to Carousal Boutique.

After asking for directions, he came up to the boutique, knocking lightly on the door, which still came out as loud due to his immense strength.

"Coooomiiiing." Rarity's voice rang out.

The door opened, the fashionista had a brief look of confusion before she recognized Omega.

"Oh hello Mr. Omega, it's wonderful to see that you decided to take up on my offer, please come in, come in." she insisted.

A few words were exchanged as Omega walked into the boutique, the high ceiling gave the room an airy feel.

"Now then, I need to take your measurements, but might I say you are a tall fellow." she complimented

"Um, thanks, I'm 6 foot 4." he replied.

A few pieces of conversation went by, the measurements were taken, Rarity gave a few critiques on Omega's body as she darted around him, then she requested him to take off his shirt.

"Oh my." she said in astonishment.

He had many scars on his body, several circular ones from gunshots, several lines from knife and sword wounds, and a few splotchy ones from burns and chemicals.

"Did you get these in your soldier service?" she asked, hoping for a yes.

"Yeah, I've done a lot of peace defending in my time." he answered, calming her nerves

"How old are you, if you don't mind me asking." she prodded.

"I'm 25 as a human, 3 as a cyborg, I began my soldiering duties 4 years ago." he answered without hesitation.

"You certaintly are a noble one, defending the innocent for that long." she complimented.

"Right, can you please measure me." he muttered, a bit impatient, it was cold in the boutique.

"Oh, of course, let us get back on track." she blushed from her unprofessional-ness

She admired his musculature, it was very well defined, lean and compressed, and as hard as steel.

A few minutes with the only conversation being a few bits of instruction, straighten his fingers, bend his spine and neck, take off his boots, which he carefully laid the 200 pounds each pieces of armor on the floor, given a little leverage, they could crack the marble, his whole suit weighed exactly 2000 pounds, 400 pound boots, 700 pound helmet, 900 pound chestpiece, a beast of a suit.

"Aaaaand, DONE." Rarity finally announced

"Good, I'm getting tired of standing here being poked." Omega said a bit impatiently.

"Well, follow me, and I'll have you do something less tiring and more relaxing." she directed.

Omega followed the fashionista outside and down the street, less than a block away was the Flower Sister's Spa.

"Really, I'm going to get a massage or something?" Omega said emotionlessly

"Yes, and a nice cleansing soak, as well as some other spa treatments, you really need it." Rarity continued for him.

"That's..." he stopped, trying to find the right words

"What, darling?" Rarity querried, wondering if she had upset or even angered him.

"That's... fucking AWESOME." he said in excitement, he had been feeling tense and stressed over the past 2 weeks, and it had only gotten worse with time.

"Well, perhaps not to the point of vulgarity, but it is simply fabulous." she said giddily, taking them both inside the building

"Ah, hello Miz Raritee, and greetings to joo, Mr. Omayga." Lotus said in her thick accent

"Greeting Lotus, Mr. Omega here needs to FULL treatment, put it on my tab." Rarity requested

"Ah, ze full treatment, I vill go prepare it now, Mr. Omayga, if joo would sit on zat chair zere and vait a minute." the spa pony instructed.

"Right, I'll head back to the boutique and get to work on those clothes." Rarity announced, trotting out the door.

"Okay, I'll just, stay here then." Omega said, not sure what to do.

Several minutes passed and Omega began to be directed around the spa, hot tub soak with a glass of sugar infused whiskey, massage to undo the knots in his steel-like muscles, cleansing bath, shampoo that smelled of plant things, he felt like he was in heaven. Before he knew it, he was being ruffled up by a large, soft towel, drying his body and leaving him feeling amazing.

"Thank you, spa ponies." Omega said in extreme gratitude.

"Eet vas no problum, Mr. Omayga." Aloe said, Lotus having attended to another customer.

"I'll get going then." he said, leaving, energy re-flowing through his body, he walked outside and into to sunlight, he felt alive. The cool metal of the Light Arrow on his back sent a small shiver of surprise through him, he looked at himself and realized he was still shirtless, though his skin-level scars had been cleaned and were now gone, the purple tissue replaced with the usual gray.

Walking down the street to the boutique, he walked inside and noticed that Rarity wasn't there, finding his shirt in the dryer machine, he put it on, feeling the soft cotton against his skin, he went to find his boots, locating them on a stand, the metal had been polished and the scratches had been filled in with a crystal.

Scanning it, he found it to be diamond, why Rarity repaired it with diamond, he didn't know nor did he give a damn, he put his boots back on and left a note of thanks. He walked outside again to decide where to go next.

He briefly wondered if enjoying a spa treatment was de-masculating of him, but he figured it was simply a difference of opinion, he was still very worthy of his pride.

A week had passed, Omega had grown closer to the ponies, and had worked quickly and vigorously, taking odd jobs to make money, getting a proper bed, making his lab safe, building a hygeine setup, sealing off the entrance and maintaining his machines, his armor took a lot of materials, luckily he broke through to an isolated cave and found more minerals, his base was both a lab and a home.

At the moment, he was at the library, talking to Twilight again, true to her word, Twilight still had the rifle on her, only removing it to sleep, Omega was now showing her the contents of his wallet.

"So, this is some money I happened to have on me, each of the notes have the face of one of my countries past leaders, my country was a representative democracy, and each of these men earned a spot as the faces of our currency, only the truly great leaders are priveliged to have this honor." he explained, allowing Twilight to observe each of the bills closely.

"That's interesting, the people of your country must be very decisive." Twilight complimented, observing each bill with a magnifying glass.

"Yeah, no, they aren't, but there are no good or bad decisions, just results." he sighed. He took back the bills and pulled out the next item, his driver's license.

"This is a legal notifier that I can drive an automobile." he began.

"Automobile? that means," she tapped her chin with her hoof, recalling the meanings of the base words. "self moving? but how does that work?" she asked.

"Let me show you." he offered, using his hologram projector to display several images of various automobiles, transporters of solids and liquids, cars, trucks, motorcycles, hazmat transport, public transport, and military vehicles.

"And I can drive all of those." he said with pride, it had taken months to get the clearance to learn all of that.

"That's impressive, you have a very wide set of skills, Omega." she complimented.

"Thanks, I do try, alright, next item." Omega insisted, taking back the card and handing over a different one.

"This card is another legal notifier, it's in case I get hospitalized or something else bad, whoever is taking care of me can look up any information they need, medical or legal." he explained, allowing Twilight to look at his social security picture.

"You look a lot different in this picture." Twilight said, confused, indeed he did, his hair was longer, and he had untrimmed facial hair as well.

"That image was taken when I turned 19, so, six years ago, I looked a LOT different." he explained, taking back the card and handing over a new one.

"This is another form of currency, instead of carrying around an assload of bills, you could just have this card, it links to you bank account, and you can pay with money you have safely stored behind a four walls made of a foot of steel plating, and you get a special code to make sure that nopony who isn't supposed to be able to use your money can steal from you." Omega explained.

"Wow, that's some incredible technology your kind has made." she said, amazed at the intricacy of such small things.

"Yeah, we've had a lot of time, and we only become exponentially more able to advance." he said, somewhat joyous to inspire such emotions of positivity.

"Alright, next item." she said, taking charge.

"Okay, here." he said, handing over the final item, a picture of Bolverk Squad.

"Wow, this is your team?"

"Was, Askad died, Kary split off, and I don't know what happened to Xero, and I'm here in Equestria, but I must say, life here is good, I'd rather stay here." he said, joy filling his voice at the end of his sentence.

"Really? You don't want to go back to your own world?" she asked, sounding like a mixture of happiness and sadness.

"No, my own world was a piece of shit, Equestria is peaceful and kind." Omega said, honesty clear in his voice.

"Well then, I, um, I was going to offer to find a way to send you back to you own world, but if you would rather stay in Equestria, that's great." she lilted, she had really grown to value Omega's friendship, he was kind (kind enough, at least), he was an intellectual, and he was noble.

"Alright, well, do you have any questions about my team?" Omega asked, ready to answer.

"Well, yes actually-" she was cut off by the sound of thunder, and a scream.

"AAAAAAAHHH!" it was the voice of Rarity.

A storm had been scheduled that night, and apparently somepony was caught outside when it started.

"CALM DOWN RARITY!" Applejack's voice rang out, make that someponies

"Oh fuck." Omega mumbled as he ran to the door, throwing it open, he peered outside, scanning for life-forms, he found Applejack and Rarity and ran out to them, his heavy boots keeping a stiff traction on the wet ground.

"Don't worry, I got you." he shouted to the distressed mares before he picked them up by their torsos and ran back to the library.

The whole process took 20 seconds. Placing them down, he ran back to the door and closed it tight. He breathed a sign of relief when he saw that the 2 mares were alright.

"What in tarnation? How'd we get here so fast?" Applejack wondered aloud, looking at Twilight, who was perfectly dry, and then to Omega, who was mildly wet.

"Well thank'ya Omega, me n' Rare wouldn't 'ave found our way home anyway." she thanked.

"No problem, I heard your shouts, and just, reacted." Omega admitted, the act had been mostly second-instinct, except usually he killed the ones he found, not bring them into the nearest building.

"Well still, thank'ya." Applejack insisted.

"Right, Twilight, could we get some towels, darling, we're both still soaking wet." Rarity requested.

"Sure, I'll go fetch them now." Twilight quickly made her way upstairs

"Well, Omega, how've ya been?" Applejack said, trying to make small talk.

"Good, my HQ is coming along nicely, I'm in great health, life is peaceful, and my friends are okay." he lilted.

"Well that's great, other than getting caught in the storm, my day's been mighy fine." Applejack said, happy to not be out in the rain still.

"That's good, what about you Rarity?" he asked

"Oh yes, I made some nice leaf sculptures, which were then torn down, and I got rained on, my day hasn't been great." she complained.

"I got the towels" Twilight cut in, trotting down the stairs levitating 2 large towels

"Excellent, this water was starting to really irritate me." Rarity said, taking the towel in her own magical grasp while Applejack took hers in her hooves.

The 2 ponies dried themselves off and hoofed the now wet towels back to Twilight, who discarded them into a laundry basket.

"Well, I don't think anyone would like to try to return home with the storm raging outside. Sooooo, I guess this is like a sleepover then." Twilight announced giddily.

"Allow me to prove your point." Omega said, laying on the couch and going to sleep.

"Well, that was unexpected." the 3 mares said in unison.

They had their sleepover, everything went on relatively peaceful, Applejack and Rarity bickering but staying civil, then a tree fell through the window.

"Ugh, what's going on?" Omega mumbled, woken up by the sound, he got up went to Twilight's room, he was astonished by the sight.

Applejack was struggling to get out of the tree mess that had collapsed into the library, Rarity was moving books out of the rain, Twilight was looking through a spell book to find a solution, Omega only had one thing to say:

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like trees." he cracked up at the absurdity of the situation.

"Omega? HELP!" the 3 mares shouted to him. His leadership kicked in.

"Okay, Applejack, hold the tree back, as long as the whole thing isn't in the library, we'll be able to fix this, Rarity, break those branches and get them the hell out of dodge, or at least outside. Twilight, help Applejack with your levitation abilities." he ordered, running to the tree and lifting it so that Applejack could escape, Twilight helped him move the tree into a position, Rarity broke off branches and launched them out of the window, the tree was stripped bare and then pushed out of the room, falling to the ground and breaking on impact.

"Good work team." Omega applauded, clapping his hands together to clean them.

"Well, I should write to the princess about our lesson here." Twilight said, fixing the window and grabbing a quill and paper with her magic.

"The princess, as in, Princess Celestia?" Omega asked, trying not to sound like he already knew what was going to happen in the future.

"Yes, I write friendship reports to her every week, sometimes I can get some time off if I learn more than one lesson in 1 week." Twilight briefly explained.

"Now then, time to write." she concluded.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Sometimes, it might seem impossible that 2 ponies who are so different can get along, sometimes, one of them might not even BE a pony, my friends, Applejack, Rarity and Omega helped me learn a lesson, sometimes, friends can get along even if they are as different as can be.

If you can learn to support eachother's strengths and strengthen eachother's weaknesses, you can be the best of friends.

I also learned something about prioritizing, sometimes, when working with others, you need to not sweat over the small stuff, and sometimes, you need to worry about precision.

Signed, Your Faithful Student,

Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. I really need to know when you're coming back from that business trip so you can meet Omega, I think you'll like him.

Making his way back to his HQ the next morning, Omega thought, he needed to re-protect himself in case evil arose.

One thing he has deduced was that evil in Equestria had a priority in quality over quantity, so he needed to be prepared.

Going back over his files, he found the list of episodes of MLP:FIM and made them into a list, checking the episodes off as he went.

Reaching his lab again, he found somepony at his door.

"HEY, get away from there." he warned, approaching quickly.

The unknown pony escaped into the Everfree Forest, he would need to search there soon, he entered his base and locked the door behing him.

As he drifted off to sleep, he dreamt of defending peace, and doing so with new weapons.

Oh how he needed new weapons.

Author's Note

quick note, I wish someone would comment on some of my jokes, I added a comedy tag specifically for that reason

I'm having a contest, design a weapon for Omega, best 3 will be chosen.

Rules: it must be powerful, it must be a gun or at least be a brutal melee weapon that has ranged capabilities, and it must follow this profile block.

Name: (be creative)
Category: (pistol, shotgun, rifle, sword, etc.)
Calibur: (must be at least 5.56 NATO or a custom round, or for a melee weapon, specs on it's blade/head and ranged ability)
Weight: (measured in kilograms, plz)
Specifications: (describe what it looks like, and maybe a secondary fire)
Based on: (if applicable, provide a full name of the weapon plz)

now get those creative juices flowing

This fills me with "Joy"

Omega woke the next morning filled with inspiration, he got to work immediately.

"Alright, I'll need minerals, electronics, and above all, something I never thought was real until I got here." he mumbled, getting up to clean himself, he looked at his armor, the number had risen from 10% functional to 34%, he had a thought about overclocking the process, but dismissed it.

"My armor is coming along nicely, but I need some weapons, this bow and, well, technically it's not an SMG anymore, it's a "handgun", literally, heh heh. Wait, I have some ideas." he contemplated, satisfying his thirst and hunger, he left.

Running through the forest at breaking speed, he came into town. He slowed down as to not appear suspicious, the last thing he needed was a negative thought to stain his reputation.

He made his way to the library, entering the building, he saw Twilight reading a book on the center table in the main room, Grudge still on her back.

"Hey Twilight." he greeted cheerfully, he always felt happier with her around.

"Huh? Oh, hey Omega, how are you doing?" Twilight greeted back.

"I'm fine, you?" he asked out of common courtesy.

"I'm fine as well, is there anything you need or did you just want to talk?" she querried.

"Yes, actually, something that I think you would be the best to help me with." he explained.

"You want to learn something about friendship?" she guessed.

"No, I want help with magic." he revealed.

"But, you said that humans can't use magic, what would you need help with?" she said, breaking it down.

"Exactly, I want to learn how to do magic." he requested, aside from a possibly unlimited energy source, magic would be useful for a lot of things.

"I'm sorry Omega, but, you need a magical well to have magic in your body, and even then, you need a magical outlet to use the energy. unless you have both of those, you can't use magic." she explained.

He sighed, he expected it to go either way, but he had hoped for a positive result.

"Alright then, I don't have either of those, so I'll just accept this loss and move on." he said, his voice held it's usual calm tone.

"OH, that reminds me, I forgot about it until now," she started, levitating her saddlebags over "I found something else in the forest, I forgot to give it to you, it seems like it would be yours." she explained, levitating the object out into the open for him to see.

He froze at the sight of the bladed glove.

The Nightmare, Kary's energy absorbtion catalyst weapon, allowing her to easily kill something and convert it's bio-energy into power for herself, he took the glove, it was a powerful weapon if one knew how to wield it, he quickly overrode the DNA lock and locked it to himself, fitting it over his left hand, bonding it with the Ballistic Glove, the silvery blades extending from the tips of his fingers, the leather turning the tips of the fingers of his gloves black. He flexed a few times to get a feel for the extension.

The weapon was named after a similar weapon used by a dream-walking killer from a famous horrow movie series, however, the blades on The Nightmare could slide back, resting on top of the fingers, not disturbing the gun that was also attached to his left hand, he linked the energy conversion to his core, if he needed to kill and recharge, he could do it now.

"This is, wow, it's... still in good shape." he admired, trying to hide that the glove did not, in fact, belong to him.

"No problem, it seemed like it would be yours, and I'm always willing to help a friend if I can." she lilted.

"Well, um, if that's all you can help me with, I'll get going, I have some work to do, goodbye." he excused, exiting the library with Twilight giving him a farewell.

Working swiftly, Omega prepared the materials he needed to make weapons, he was ready.

"But first, some tunes." he said, activating his radio interface.

He scrolled through the list, Rejection, Discription, Fighting Music, Defiance, Bring out the Big Guns, FUBAR, Call in the Troops, Take no Prisoners, Warning Shot, On the Front Lines, Love Song, why was that one still there? Scrolling again, Being Myself,Being a Cyborg , Theme Song.

He picked one and began working.

He started by refining a purest metals he could get, and making a very durable alloy, something that wouldn't chip or bend when at various temperatures, he made such an alloy and programmed some DNA locks. Then started building.

He needed a melee weapon, as much as he wanted to not need one, he did, and he had recieved the perfect idea.

He made a double blade, the 2 blades were 30 inches long each, able to retract into the hilt with ease, 2 templar knight crossbars on each side to keep his hand from slipping onto the blade, and a simple 2 button interface, 1 for each blade to retract and extend, he installed a powerful reactor he had managed to find uranium for.

The Fi-Fu reactor was a very powerful energy source that basically housed a Hadron Collider, it FIssions a uranium atom into a whole bunch of hydrogen atoms, and then forces those hydrogen atoms into FUssion, which turns it back into a uranium atom, and it does this for each atom.

It was a monstrous energy flow, usually used to power mass fabricators, which he could really use one of. But alas, he used this small one to power a small fabricator for void acid.

Void acid would coat the blades, it was powerful and the only other time it was used was with the Obliterator, his gatling gun, 4 stabs could melt a human enemy's entire body.

The tactic behind it was that the blades could retract indivdually, so he could decieve someone into thinking that getting jabbed with one side when the other blade was extended would leave them unharmed, and then they get stabbed, luckily the acid did not corrode metal.

He called it, the Retractor.

He already had the Ballistic Glove as a "handgun", literally, so he would need an SMG, and he knew exactly what to do.

A design almost identical to the TEC-9, though with a key difference. it fired 25.4mm x 100mm OMG (Omega Machine Gun), or 1 inch thick projectiles, with a sub-space clip that held 100 rounds, the entire thing was colored silver with a black grip and trigger, though the DNA lock turned it a deep red.

The pistol model was the Joy Filly, and the revolver model was the Joy Colt, this was the Joy Rider, and only he could contain its recoil, though he still reduced it greatly.

The Joy Rider was his SMG.

He needed a shotgun, every good killer robot did.

Forgoing all previous shotguns he had possessed, he made a new one, the frame was based on a stockless SPAS-12, the barrel had 10 bright red lines along its shiny black steel, ending in small silver colored knives for when things got up close and personal, the pump had been re-purposed to teleport the shot round back into the gun to be repaired and fired again.

Instead of safe and semi, it had 'Split' with the numbers 1-10 for settings.

It fired a solid slug with energy launching technology, allowing the slug to move at more than 500 m/s, which was impressive, considering the slug was 2 inches in diameter and 4 inches long with a 2 inch straight edged spike end, and to top it all off, it weighed 100 pounds, however, it split into even pieces using digitally adjusted laser cutters, the whole slug, 2 halves, 3 thirds, 4 quarters, etc. up to 10 tenths.

The gun was calibrated to a valuable measurement, Imperial 50-5, which basically meant the pellet spread out by 0.50 inches every 5 feet, so even at 20 feet away the shots will only be 2 inches apart, so it was VERY accurate.

He called it, the Splinter.

He needed a launcher of explosives, so he made one.

Similar to the XM-25, he made the same model, but the stock and frame were a dull dark red, with a large black symbol in place of XM-25, it was a horseshoe with flared ends, the greek symbol for Omega.

The magazine was made to hold 10 grenades, with bright red lights going down the barrel and a silicon-carbide fiber grip and hand-guard, which protected his hand from the shots.

The grenades were electrical, powerful impact shock explosives, almost like an EMP but on a different, more taser-like frequency, in addition, the grenades could be detonated midair, using up some energy and weakening the shock but allowing a pre-emptive strike on his enemies.

The magazines were marked with a lightning bolt, and due to the size of the grenades, if Omega needed to, he could load the grenade magazine into his Joy Rider.

He called it, the Shockwave.

He needed actual explosives, luckily he knew just the thing.

A simple white sphere with a black and purple swirl design on it, the technology would open up a 6 inch wide black, for 1.337 seconds, which is plenty of time to suck in his enemies from far away but not hurt Omega himself. He installed a small pressurized launcher in his glove, which functioned like a rifle mounted grenade launcher.

He called it, the Shadow Void.

He needed somethine else, he just worked.

Connecting a large battery to a pressurizer, and some other gun stuff, he made what amounted to a flamethrower that shot bolts of lightning.

He called it, Zeus's Spear.

He would gather magic no matter what, he worked on his special weapon.

Applying special 'Lunar Panel' and 'Solar Panel' technology, he could charge it up with the powers of the celestial bodies.

With a scatter shot, rail shot, rapid shot, and cloud shot functions, it would be able to versatily shoot magic.

The sun would give it fire magic, burning his foes, while the moon would give him ice magic, freezing his foes, he could switch between these with the flick of a switch, turning the lights on the frame from fiery orange to icy blue and vice versa.

He called it, The Sollun (Solar-Lunar, pronounced saloon)

He set up the final weapon. The Long-Way-To-Die, a super desperation weapon.

Using Longinus Knife technology, he programmed a way to warp someone's DNA to the machine, along with a color code, and bring back a specialized Longinus Knife for that being, which would shut down its bodily functions and kill its brain.

His own Longinus Knife was broken, so he needed something that was powerful in case of emergencies where he couldn't use any other weapon.

He tinted the alloy red and made a sword that was similar to Xero's Hollow, Red Hill, and Aeroblade weapons, it was 5 feet long, like the Hollow, an unusual length because a normal katana was 4 feet and a daikatana (or great katana) was 6 feet, so someone who was trained in using both normal katanas and daikatanas needed to have a very flexible depth perception to wield it properly.

Creating another button interface, he made 2 buttons, for energy, if he ever ran out of bullets, he could use energy, with 1 button activated, the sword would activate its energy ability, allowing him to swing it in a quick slicing motion and create an arc of energy, like the Aeroblade, with both buttons activated, the sword would go overdrive, boosting the power level but also the energy consumption, similar to Kary's Executioner Mask, and he could create a massive shockwave along the ground and through the air, like the Red Hill, to turn it off, he simply needed to press the buttons so that the lights inside would turn off, both buttons were printed with the Omega symbol on them, the hilt was a skull, the buttons being it's eyes, and the pommel was an 'X', for Xero, as he had inspired the weapon's functions..

On normal power, the flat, a series of connecting right angles going up the length of the blade would light up, on full power, the whole blade would light up.

He called it, the Red Death.

Equipping the Retractor and the Red Death, he headed out to get some blade training, he needed to be good enough at blade wielding to not cut himself, especially after he installed the acid or activated the energy.

Running through the forest, he used that blade in a simple way, slowly gaining the knowledge he needed, only cutting himself a few times, raising his skill level and getting more proficient with the retracting mechanism.

He checked his clock, and found that 2 days had passed, making those weapons really ate up a lot of time. He hoped he didn't miss much.

Approaching town, he saw Princess Celestia getting charioted off, they locked gazes for the briefest moment, he could see fear in her eyes, xenophobia, fear of the unknown, he looked at her with a cold stare, knowing all about her transgressions.

She had, for quite a while, thought she could simply seal away her problems and be done with them, that ignoring the elephant in the room would make it go away, until she banished her own sister to the moon for a thousand years.

Princess Celestia had tried, and failed, because she didn't try correctly, she either tried too little, or too much, and she would have been hated for that if the ponies knew how much blood she hid behind her "goddess of the sun" facade.

She was gone, he looked back in front of him to find that Twilight was the only one of the Mane 6 who was still there, her jaw having dropped from the news the princess had given.

"Hey, what'd I miss?" he called out to her, approaching steadily.

"Huh? Oh, hey Omega, you missed a lesson not having pre-concieved notions of people and paying attention to your friends." she answered.

"That's nice, was that the princess who just left?" he asked, trying to sound ignorant.

"OH, yes, that was Princess Celestia, princess of the day and controller of the sun, she's a pretty big deal." she explained, Omega laughed.

"She certainly sounds like it, how've you been?" he asked out of courtesy.

"I've been great, luckily I haven't had to use the Grudge yet." she answered.

"Well, I've been working, if there's one thing I learned from what you told me, evil is Equestria doesn't come around often, but when it does, it hits hard, so I made some weapons to help myself better defend the innocent ponies of the land." he revealed.

"Oh, you've made weapons? That's... interesting, I hope we won't need you to use them much." she said, laughing awkwardly, Omega was cheery about new weapons, and she wasn't sure if it was a good idea for him to be carrying around that much power.

"It's okay, if I don't need them, I can just warp them away, and if I do, I can warp them to me." he explained, warping away the Retracter and warping it back to demonstrate.

"Oh, well, if you're not holding onto them 24/7, I guess it's okay." she approved, she could handle him being armed if he could simply unarm himself at will, of course, she was nervous as he could also arm himself at will as well.

"If you're uncomfortable with it, don't worry, remember that I don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it." he reassured her.

"Okay, if you say so." she accepted, willing to trust him.

Then he did something that surprised her, he hugged her.

"I'm just so happy to have someone who will trust me, nobody I have ever known before you has ever truly wanted to be my friend." he gushed, emotions overflowing briefly.

"It's makes me both happy and sad to hear that Omega, but I'm glad you can trust me as much as I trust you." she said, her mind suddenly calming as Omega held her.

He broke the hug, standing up, he wiped his face of a tear, looking at it, he smiled, then flicked the drop of liquid the hell out of dodge.

"So, I should get to my usual duties, I'll see you around Twilight." he said in farewell, walking down the street.

Omega walked through the streets, contemplating who he should visit, he had already seen Rarity, and had built a decent level of friendship in his short time with her.

He looked from side to side, finding Sugarcube Corner within his sights, he started for it.

Entering the bakery, he took in the smell of baked goods, and sighed, he loved sweets, almost more than he loved the sound of a bullet piercing a skull.

"Hey Pinkie." he greeted, his deep, powerful voice rumbling the walls slightly.

"Hey Pohnny Dejj, ha ha, kidding, I'm only kidding, hey Omie (pronounced like homie but with no H), how ya doin'?" the pink mare said exuberantly.

"Omie? Whatever. Anyways, I just wanted to hang out or something, y'know, be friends." he proposed.

"Sure, I'm actually on break riiiiiiiii-" she looked at the clock, it ticked forward a minute "iiight now." she finished, hopping over the counter and bouncing in front of him, wearing a single saddlebag.

"I was going to go cloud-watching and cupcake-eating with somepony on my break, but since you came to me, I don't have to look." she lilted, bouncing out the door.

"Okay, where are we going?" Omega querried, following the party pony down the street.

He followed Pinkie Pie to a nearby field, Ponyville had a lot of those, it was a signifier for forest-locked towns that the town was nearby.

Pinkie laid a blanket down on the grass, opening her saddlebag and pulling out a box of cupcakes and opening it, she laid down on the blanket and gestured for Omega to do the same.

He laid down at looked up at the clouds, taking a cupcake and putting the whole thing in his mouth, he chewed the soft squishy mass of sugar, savoring its flavor, he observed the clouds closely.

"That one looks like a bag of bits." Pinkie pointed out as she took a cupcake.

"That one's a book." Omega said, singling out another cloud and taking another of the treats

"That one looks like a royal knight." Pinkie pointed out again, taking another cupcake.

Unfortunately, this was no cloud, this was an actual royal knight, divebombing straight for them.

"Pinkie roll out of the way!" Omega warned, grabbing the box of cupcakes and barrel-rolling out of the way of the mad knight.

Carefully throwing the sweets out of the way, he faced the knight.

"Um, stop right there, uh, criminal scum, ah, you must be taken to jail for your crimes, oh, unless you can pay the bail?" the pony stuttered, his armor was nicked and scratched in several places, and his body was thin while his eyes were shady, he was a pegasus, his wings lean.

"Who are you?" Omega interrogated, his doubt rising.

"I'm uh, Sergeant Surge? of the Equestrian... Royal Army." he said, hesitating, putting a hoof to his ear multiple times.

"You're on a comm-set, you're not a knight, in fact, Equestria doesn't even have that kind of technology. Who are you, really?" Omega interrogated further.

"I'm uh, Lieutenant Sparkles? Um, yo dawg I heard you like fakes so I put a fake pony in a fake knight's armor so you can meet a fake while you meet a fake?" the strange pony rambled.

"Listen, I don't have a tolerance for this bullshit, who sent you?" Omega interrogated angrily, this pony, if it even was a pony, was starting to piss him off.

"Uhhhh, LONG LIVE BIO. INT.!" the 'pony' shouted as he charged at Omega....

... and was met with the back end of a sword to the muzzle.

"Really? You're going to hit me with the blunt side of a sword? that's the stupide-" he was interrupted by the second blade of the Retractor extending through his skull.

"You were saying?" Omega mocked sarcastically, retracting the blade and warping his weapon away.

"OMIE! YOU just KILLED that pony." Pinkie Pie shouted in distress.

"No, Pinkie, I didn't a pony, that was an evil soldier of a corrupted company who would have tried to kill us both if given the chance." Omega explained.

"Oooooooh, so he was a fake meanie-pants?" Pinkie reasoned, though poorly.

"Yes, he was a.... fake..... meanie-pants." Omega said, blushing in the embarassment of having to say such an immature and stupid phrase.

"Well then, if he was evil, I guess it's alright." Pinkie said, bouncing up and down, happily accepting Omega's logic.

"Right, let's finish those cupcakes and head back to town, shall we?" Omega proposed.

"Okie Dokie Loki." Pinkie accepted, having already gotten over the whole 'killing someone evil' thing.

They finished off the cupcakes and went back to town, Omega because he wanted to hang out with somepony else, Pinkie because her break time was over.

Walking past the gates to Sweet Apple Acres, Omega approached the farm house, he had already gotten over the basic introductions with the apple family, he had appealed to Granny Smith, stood taller than Big Machintosh by about 2 feet. Applebloom was at school by the time Omega ever came over, and Applejack had taken a liking to him.

Gazing out into the orchard, he scanned for the orange farmer mare, finding her about 50 meters away, he moved quickly and somewhat quietly, it was easier when his metal boots didn't clatter on stone.

"Hey AJ." Omega started the conversation, she was the only one with whom he didn't say their full name, not even 'Pinks' for Pinkie or even 'Twi' for Twilight

"Well howdy Omega, how ya doin'?" Applejack replied, bucking another apple tree, causing it to release its fruit into the baskets that had been set up.

"I've been doing well, no injuries, no real conflict, just peace, I had some cupcakes with Pinkie a little while ago, they were tasty." he answered. "How about you? How've you been?" he asked back

"I've been mighty fine, thanks for askin', not much more than tha usual farm work, it's not hard, just... time consuming." she answered.

"Tedious, I think you mean tedious." he corrected.

"Tedious? What's that?" she querried, not having heard the word before.

"It's just another word for time consuming, the Equish language tends to have a lot of words that mean the same as common utterances." he explained, remembering to say Equish instead of English.

"Oh, that's nice, I guess you learn something new everyday." she accepted, content with the answer.

"So, um, nice hat." he said, not sure where to take the conversation.

"Uh, thanks, it was mah Pappy's hat before he... left." she replied, hesitant, her entusiasm replaced with depression.

"Oh, I um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you loss." he tried, not wanting to further upset the farm mare.

He hadn't really thought about it before, in the city, if someone in your family died, you have a funeral, and learn to cope, get a new job, and live life, because living in the city is easy.

On a farm, however, if someone in your family died, you would have a funeral, and learn to cope, but you would never truly get over it, because of the environment you lived in, your family was much closer than urban families.

"It's, it's okay, there was no way you could have known, it's just that I wish it could have gone differently." she assured, though not very sure herself.

"You're very strong Applejack, you're like me, tough in all senses of the word, courageous, and you selflessly help others." Omega praised.

"Naw, I'm not all that selfless, if anypony, Fluttershy is the selfless one." Applejack deflected, though still feeling better at Omega's praises.

"Don't discredit yourself, remember when your friends needed help, even in your less-than-capable state, you still helped, and you learned to accept help, there's one thing you need to remember, every arrow goes forward after they've been pulled back, don't let the bad stuff get you down, instead, let it strengthen you." Omega philsophized, wiping away the one tear AJ had let loose.

"That was beautiful inspiration, Omega, I think I'll be just fine." she assured, feeling fifty pounds lighter than before.

"That's good, remember, you need to open the wound to let the poison drain." he said.

He hugged her, pulling her close, she smelled of dirt, sweat, and of course apples. He smelled like warm metal and ash. Breaking the hug, Omega stood and turned to leave, Applejack smiled, he smiled, and he walked away.

Entering town and exiting through a different road. Omega made his way to Fluttershy's cottage, why the butter yellow pegasus insisted on living so close to the Everfree Forest despite her undeniable fear of the place was beyond him, but he would love a place like that, daily opportunites for killing, and with that, free food and supplies from the animals he killed.

He approached carefully, and found Fluttershy supplexing a bear, he was impressed, the demure pegasus never shoukd much strength of any type, sure he could lift a wrestling ring and use that as a weapon, sure he could get shot through the body 7 times and still breath, and sure he could do some other shit that was impossible for normal people, but to see Fluttershy do something like that was impressive.

"You really need to see me more often, you were carrying a lot of tension in that shoulder." she said to the bear, she had a way with communicating with animals.

The bear gave an exhausted sounding half-roar as it had its shoulder massaged.

"Nice." Omega said simply, temporarily startling the quiet mare before she looked at him and calmed down.

"Oh, hello Omega, what brings you here?" she asked sweetly, stamping on the bear's shoulder to undo the knots

"Just walking around today, I got plenty of work done, so I have some free time, is there anything you need help with?" he querried, ready for anything.

"Um, no, not really, and um, if you don't mind, I need to get back to my client, sorry." she apologized, trying too hard to be polite.

"It's okay, I'll be on my way then, bye Fluttershy." he replied, turning and leaving.

"Goodbye Omega." she said, waving for a second before returning to the bear in need.

Returning to town square, he found nopony in sight.

"Hmm, maybe they're all just somewhere else?" he reasoned, before a sound met his highly trained ear.

"Get away for me you... things, somepony... please help." the voice shouted, he could tell it was very far away, out of town, he ran as fast as he could, he recognized the voice as belonging to Rainbow Dash.

Going over his map, town in the center, Fluttershy's cottage and the everfree forest to the south, white-tail woods to the southwest, Sweet Apple acres to the east, all over the north and west areas were rolling meadows, the voice was somewhere in the meadows.

Making his movements count, using his strength without weight, he sprinted through the gentle rises and falls in the area, and he found it.

"HEEEEEEELP!" Rainbow Dash yelled, she was injured, one wing clipped, barely able to stay afloat, and the things attacking her were leaping about 20 feet in the fucking sky, which would be terrifying to anyone who was sane.

Luckily, Omega was not sane, at least not completely, he ran into the fray, beating back the attackers and spreading them around, they weren't dead, not yet, but he could get a good look at them.

They were like the foul breathed timberwolves he had encountered during his mild training that day, except with one major difference.

Instead of foul breathed timberwolves, they were fire breathed robo-wolves, the name "Bio. Int." was stamped onto their sides, the company against his own, his mortal enemies.

He summoned the Shockwave and firing quickly he took out 2 of the 7 wolves. he dismissed the Shockwave, and another 2 charged for him, he stopped them with his Retracter, the 2 blades cutting the 2 wolves through the middle.

2 more circled him, the last one, much bigger, staying back.

1 charged, he shot it with the Ballistic Glove, the other one charged, he stabbed it with the Nightmare, stealing its energy to fuel his own core.

The last one stared at him, he stared back, it approached slowly, as did he, when they got so close their faces touched, the wolf reared its paw back, intending the cut Omega through his face.

It swung, and hit open air. Omega had backflipped, and now had the Joy Rider in hand.

"Nice try, but not nice enough." he insulted before firing.

The recoil did not do much as 5 shots entered the leader wolf's body and left through the other side.

"Wow, that, was, SO AWESOME." Rainbow praised, having landed to rest and get a better look, she now had her hooves squishing her cheeks together and making a funny face.

"Right, so, you're okay?" Omega prodded, hoping that Dash wasn't seriously injured.

"Hm? Oh yeah, totally, I'm Rainbow frickin' Dash, I could crash through solid stone and get up just fine." she bragged in such a way that it sounded like she was telling the truth.

"Right, you're almost as bad as Xero." Omega compared, Dash was, as expected, confused.

"Who's that? One of your old friends?" she guessed.

"Nope, he hated my guts and threatened my life on a daily basis, I could have broken his spine at any point, but we stayed civil." Omega explained grimly.

"That's terrible. Why were you 2 still hanging out then?" Dash questioned, wondering about Omega's choice of comrades.

"Because we were soldiers, and after a tragedy happened, the only things we had left were our armors, our weapons, and eachother." Omega revealed, he and Xero actually held a very strong respect for eachother, they just hid it behind sarcasm, vulgarity, and shenanigans.

"That's... sad, I wouldn't want to think what I would do without Fluttershy." Dash empathized.

"You 2 seem pretty close." Omega observed, subtly requesting more information.

"The closest! After Gilda went back to Griffonia, I was alone, no respect, I was young to be in flight school, because I was too awesome for my age, but nopony saw my awesomeness, they only say someone who was small and weak, and the latter was a lie." Dash revealed, stopping for a breath.

"Then I found Fluttershy, and we bonded, and then I later defended her honor and got my cutie mark." Dash continued. She pointed to the mark on her flank, a 3 colored lightning bolt coming from a puffy white cloud.

"Nice, Xero would just watch me and a smashed my enemies' skulls." Omega revealed.

"You would do that? Just smash somepony's skull?" Dash querries in fear.

"No, not to anyone who doesn't deserve to die, that's my policy, kill those who deserve to die, and spare those who don't." Omega explained, calming the speedster down greatly.

"Oh, well, as long as your not hurting anyone without a good reason, that's fine." Dash accepted, trotting alongside him as he walked back into town.

"Dash, I think this is going to be the start of a truly great friendship." Omega concluded.

"Hey, wanna go play some pranks?" Dash proposed.

"Dash, I know this is going to be the start of a truly great frienship." Omega re-assessed

"Great, come on, I have some ideas." she insisted, taking off into town.

Omega followed her, grinning mischieviously.

Author's Note

I hope this extra long chapter makes up for the delay.

so I modified some weapons to make them more destructive or realistic/useful, yeah, but the base ideas came from you, the viewers, who I love all of you very dearly.

yes, Pohnny Dejj is a both pun and a joke about how Omega sounds like a deeper version of Johnny Depp, in my humble opinion.

Omega bonded the Nightmare with the Ballistic Glove instead of simply putting it on his right hand because he needs a full and proper grip for swinging his melee weapons around, and also for a more awesome purpose that will be revealed in a few chapters.

Also the new weapon sounds fucking awesome, the Ballistic Nightmare.

next chapter coming soon.

Pony traditions are difficult to understand.

Omega grew closer to the ponies.

A few months had passed, Omega and the ponies had enjoyed winter.

No sightings of anything from Bio Int or anything else, a meteorite landed in Neigh York, but there was no concern, the only things that came of meteorites were unlucky deaths, fire, and probably some iridium, which Omega had plenty of.

but now, unknown to Omega, it was time to put winter away.

Walking into town with his specially designed flak jacket to not only warm him but keep him somewhat safe, Omega made his way to the center of town to find everypony gathered and listening to Mayor Mare.

"And so, maybe, we can get Winter wrapped up on time this year, and we do this by tradition, so no magic." the mayor concluded, it was obvious to Omega that he had arrived late.

Wandering briefly, he was caught up in a song.

"Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holida~ays." Dash started

"We've kept our hoovsies warm at home, time off from work to pla~ay." Pinkie continued

"But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this co~old." Applejack continued further

"And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting o~old." Rarity finished the first verse.

"The time has come to welcome spring, and all things warm and green, but it's also time to say goodbye, it's winter we must clean. How can I help? I'm new, you see? What does everypony do? How can I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clu~ue." Twilight sang loud and clear, Spike on her back, the Grudge resting in front of him.

Omega was immediately done with listening to this shit, so he started a song listed as Play in case of bullshit that I don't want to hear.

Everypony stared at him and he began rocking out to the horrific, nightmare inducing beats. He stopped after a minute, and looked back at everypony.

"You have a winter to wrap up, focus on that." Omega commanded.

Everypony went back to their assigned jobs. slowly at first, but after confirming that Omega would not burst into flames or grow a mouth big enough to swallow a pony whole or some other stupid fuckery, they went about their assignments full fledged.

"Omega, that was creepy, why do you have that... demonic symphony." Twilight querried, honestly concerned about the cyborg's mental health.

"Don't worry Twilight, I only played that song because I did NOT want to hear about wrapping up winter." Omega complained, having little tolerance for those kinds of songs.

"Oh, okay, to be honest, I didn't want to sing much. I just need to know what to do, without magic." Twilight said, feeling helpless.

"Well, when spring comes around, my people usually plant the crops, and clear the roofs and the ground, and I'm guessing that since pegasuseseseseses can control the weather, then they would clear the clouds. Me, though, I'll use a flamethrower, it's not magic, it's technology." Omega explained, changing his warp setting from "Battle" to "Recon" and summoning a flamethrower, his armor was still only about 50% functional, and if he needed to scout out someplace, he needed lighter, less destructive weapons, so he had a .44 cal Desert Eagle, a flamethrower, an MP5-S or swierlich, german for 'heavy', because it was fitted for 5.56 NATO rounds, and an AK-47 in 7.62 rounds, because it was just awesome, and a last, a Benelli M4, or M1014, same thing, with flechette shells, flechettes were basically a lot of thin rods, about 1mm in diameter, but Omega liked them because they had a great piercing threshold.

"You're going to, just, throw FLAMES everywhere?" Twilight interrogated.

"Yes, you have to admit, it is a sure fire way of getting rid of the snow." Omega said, laughing at his pun.

"But it's inefficient, you would need to flamethrower the whole damn town and surrounding meadows and not burn anything important down." Twilight observed aggresively.

"Well, how is winter made then?" Omega changed the subject on a dime, dismissing the flamethrower.

"What? Oh, nevermind. Winter is caused because Princess Celestia and the months ago recovered Princess Luna cast out a weather spell to cover the land and skies in snow and ice." Twilight explained.

"So the Princesses cast out a magical winter, and the ponies have to clean it up with shovels and ploughs? Sounds pretty unfair to me, and I doubt the Princess are going to make winter manually, so why can't you use magic? It's a tactic that nopony has probably thought about doing, I bet that in Canterlot, magic was the preferred method of clearing winter." Omega philsophized.

"You're right on that, all the unicorns in canterlot would just magic the snow away, no problem, winter wrap-up would only last about 15 minutes, and 5 of those were spent waiting for Celestia to tell everypony that all of the winter was gone." Twilight revealed.

"I bet in the Cloudsdale place, they don't even have winter, because it's above the clouds and shit." Omega crudely pointed out.

"Right again, Cloudsdale is above the clouds, so it doesn't heed to winter, they still lug a few tonnes of snow up there to cool down the clouds, it's great, I went there one winter during my studies, after I learned the cloud-walking spell." Twilight revealed.

Flaring up her magic while nopony was looking, she cast a small, highly concentrated ball of magic into the ground, and cleared out about half of an acre.

"That's some serious skill you got there." Omega praised.

"Just doing it the traditional way, at least, traditional in Canterlot." Twilight explained, giggling at the rushing feeling of breaking the rules.

"There you go, do that a few times and winter will be half gone." Omega deduced, deciding to flamethrower the ground on his side, melting a lot of snow as the dead grass went alight and progressed onward, melting all the snow in it's path.

They did this for handful of minutes, sneakily magicking and not so sneakily burning away the snow, the snow was mostly cleared, they decided to get a drink.

[center<>]Applejack looked at the field, it was barely cleared of snow, but through the kinds of miracles that only winter and scoring brownie points with a princess could concieve, the ground was on fire, and the fire heading towards the field.

"What in tarnation?" Applejack said aloud, confused over why and how this was happening.

"I know, I saw about 2 and half acres of snow cleared in a few seconds." Rainbow Dash added, swooping in beside Applejack.

"Fires have been slowly sweeping the town for several minutes, darlings, we are so very lucky that our homes are fireproof, even Twilight's tree library has fire-proofing magic on it." Rarity piped up, trotting up to the pair.

"I just, just blinked and the snow was gone, no water, just gone, vaporized, the animals were happy about it, but I'm not sure about what did it." Fluttershy meekly added, gliding into the group.

"The only onee who aren't accounted for are Twilight and Omega." Pinkie Pie chimed, popping up out of nowhere.

"But Twilight woudn'a just broken the rules about no magic, would she?" Applejack argued, not entirely sure of herself.

After all, Twilight was a highly skilled unicorn whose special talent is being good at magic, and she wasn't here. Omega was the type to be very destructive, and with his technology skills, he could make a way to start fires with ease. None of them were sure.

"Alright, this is the last spot that needs melting." they heard Omega's deep voice say.

"But there are ponies over there, I can't tell who they are though, the sun is in my eyes." they heard Twilight's studious voice say.

"Well then tell it to get out." Omega replied laughing, drinking from a bottle.

"Sun, get out of my eyes... it didn't work Omega." Twilight replied, sounding genuinely disappointed, she took a drink from a bottle just like Omega's

"I was just kidding, heh heh, let's just go down the cliff and do it there." Omega proposed, sounding, off, he took another drink.

"Sure, I'd love to." Twilight accepted, taking another drink.

They slid down the small cliff, only a few dozen feet tall. The group of five watched them from over the edge.

"Did anypony hear what I think I just heard?" Applejack asked unsurely, hoping her conclusion was wrong.

"Sounds like, um, uh, it sounds li~ike." the others stuttered, trying to finish the thought.

"It sound like they're gonna start rutting." Pinkie Pie lilted, not affected by what was being implied.

"That's what ah thought, let's watch, just to make sure." Applejack insisted, peering over the edge.

Twilight was casting out magic, Omega holding her steady, however, being in his somewhat intoxicated state, he held her flanks in place. The spell fired, and a few seconds later the snow had melted away, leaving wet ground.

"Nice." Omega praised, still holding Twilight by the flanks.

"Yeah, I've had a lot of practice." Twilight replied, Omega released her, and they both drank deeply of their bottles.

Twilight suddenly stood up on her hind legs, and hugged Omega, they both started crying.

It was at this point that the other 5 had realized what was going on, Twilight and Omega had been not only been ingloriously pissing all over the rules, they had been drinking in public.

And now they had reached the state of crying and blubbering, which would be shortly followed be either sleeping, or vomiting AND sleeping.

"You know Omega, you make me feel like a better pony, even if I break the rules, it's for the greater good, right?" Twilight gushed, voice heavy with alcohol

"That's right, Twilight, there are no good or bad decisions, just results, and the results of this are really good, winter is gone, and that's all that matters." Omega reassured, voice heavy with alcohol though not as clouded.

"But what will Mayor Mare think about this?" Twilight asked in concern.

"The mayor can suck a bag of dicks, winter is gone anyway." Omega confirmed, winter would not be back until, the princesses cast the winter spell again, in late october.

"What is the meaning of THIS?" speak of the deviless, Mayor Mare angrily trotted up to the intoxicated pair.

"Winter is gone, just like we all wanted." Omega answered logically.

"Yes, BUT, you used MAGIC to make it go away, and that's against the RULES." Mayor Mare reassessed, still thoroughly pissed off.

"Whose rules exactly?" Omega questioned cheekily.

"The, uh, I, um, the ESTABLISHED rules." Mayor Mare faltered, her anger started to crack and it was being filled in by frustration.

"Listen, Mare, I know the value of hard work, but hard work is for things that cannot be done in an easier and more efficient way, winter was cleared in 15 minutes, and Twilight's only pains from doing it almost entirely by herself is a minor hangover, so calm your fucking crotch-tits, okay? Me and Twilight are going to go into the forest and find something to kill, because we're drunk." Omega forcefully proclaimed, grabbing Twilight in his hand and quickly leaving towards the forest.

Mayor Mare could only gape in awe, she silently walked back to town, entered her house, went into her bedroom, and laid down for the day.

Omega threw up, feeling no hangover, as his cybernetic parts performed their functions to negate such effects, Twilight on the other hand, needed some medicine and water.

"I don't know why we stayed here for the night, but I have some medicine for your hangover." Omega said blankly, his mind was empty, he looked around before letting go of the pills he was holding and his brain returning to normal.

"Thanks, my head hurts like hell." Twilight said graciously, taking slow gulps of water and swallowing the medication smoothly.

"Would you like to know what it's like." Omega offered vaguely.

"What do you mean?" Twilight replied in suspicion.

"Being a cyborg, it has made my life a lot better, kept my body from breaking down in a lot of situations, and not to mention the non-fading memory perk, I've kept out of a lot of trouble with that one, being able to recall something perfectly in seconds, however many seconds it would take." Omega extrapolated.

"Uh, that, sounds good, hook me up with some robot brain parts." Twilight accepted, hesitant at first, but feeling okay with her decision.

The procedure only lasted a handful of minutes, sedation, incision, installation, and closing it up again, Twilight woke up with only a minor ache which was quickly fading.

"All done, in only 10 minutes, now your body with work significantly more efficiently and you'll have a lot more memory capacity, enjoy that, I also installed a battery, which should stay charged at all times, because magic is like a super electricity, I made it into a nice magic design." Omega debriefed, pointing to the small circle now in her body, at level with her shoulders, it was a glowing lavender hexagram.

"Nice, thank you Omega, I'm sure this will help me in my studies." Twilight said gratefully, turning to exit.

"Can you have Rarity make a copy of your measurements and then can you bring them to me?" Omega asked the odd question without hesitation.

"Um, why?" Twilight asked back, not sure where the gray and red man was going with this.

"I need them to make armor, I want you to join me in Bolverk Squad." Omega revealed the epic plan.

"You want me? Of all ponies, me? Why me? Why not somepony else who could help you in your killing quests." Twilight began to deny.

"They're Black Operations, meant to be done without a trace and without fault, we don't just kill, we acquire information on evil people to stop them from hurting society as a whole, it's an important part of keeping the world safe, and I want you to help, you're the best I could ask for to do this job, human or pony, Twilight, I need you to help me." Omega extrapolated, desperation creeping into his voice, she was a valuable team mate and a good friend.

"Wow, I, I didn't know how important that was, I was really afraid, to be honest, because I thought you basically ran a butchering squad." Twilight admitted, she had always held some unsureness about Omega, he seemed so cold, so distant, always willing to do whatever he wanted, no matter who or what said, he wasn't reckless, he was just either abusive of his strength, or precisely calculated and exactly measured with it, probably both.

"Ha, no, I don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it, but the people I do have intelligence that I siphon to help me and my squad defend the peace." Omega extrapolated further, his voice returning to its calm tone.

"Okay, Omega, I see your point, I'm sorry for doubting you, though you can see why I would...." she trailed off.

"I do, and I understand." he reassured.

"...Sooooo, I'd be happy to join, you've made me realize how boring my life will be, you've given me a sense of anti-trepidation, I fear that nothing would happen if I don't get myself out there and look for it." she lilted, Omega had indeed planted seeds of desire for action into her mind, changing her as a whole, she felt like she could take on anything.

"Alright, remember, Twi, measurements." Omega reminded happily.

"Okay Omega, I'll get them to you tomorrow." she promised.

"Do you mean tomorrow tomorrow or tomorrow a week from now." he asked playfully, laughing.

"I mean tomorrow tomorrow." she answered, smiling, they had kept her delays with the ticket conundrum and applebuck season as a joke whenever each of them used the word tomorrow.

"Alright Twi, see you then." he farewelled to the departing mare.

He had to prepare things.

The next day, Twilight had indeed returned with a poster-case, magically opening it and removing the contents, it was a measurement diagram with Twilight's name written in fine writing in the top left corner.

"Alright, time to work on that armor, we'll start off with something simple." Omega mumbled, using his decent skills of weaving and other such shit that he had developed at one point.

He crafted a triple-layered kevlar weave and covered that with steel carbide fiber weave, coloring it to look like the black and dark purple, like the night sky, it would protect against most standard rounds, yielding to higher magnum sputters and NATO spitter rounds

He remembered which rounds were which using 2 codewords, spitter and sputter. SPI-tter is the spike end, SPU-tter is the hemisphere end.

Finishing the simple armor jacket, which would run down her back to just short of her cutie mark, and cover her forelegs down to her hooves and most of her neck, he loaded it into memory, locked it Twilight's DNA, and, with Twilight's help, made it into a spell that she could use to summon the dark purple and black jacket from it's data form.

"Alright, that's all, you can go now, if you want." Omega finally said.

"Okay, Omega, I heard that Applejack's little sister, Apple Bloom, was trying to get a cutie mark, and I felt like helping her, I'll see you some other time, bye." she farewelled, leaving the HQ and heading back into town.

Omega looked at her retreating form, closing the door, he walked over the large crystal he had set up in hopes of gathering raw magical energy, he wanted to try a few things to see if he could manage to perform magic, he had an idea on acquiring a magical well and magical outlet.

Focusing on the energy, he felt a warm, tingling sensation in his right hand, which was bare, the left holding the Ballistic Nightmare, he looked at it, it was a symbol of the sun with a crescent of the moon on it, the sun was yellow with orange rays and the moon was white with the rays that crossed its side being dark gray, the thing had a black outline on the rays, between the rays and the celestial bodies, and between the 2 celestial bodies themselves.

He had an outlet, and he had raw energy in front of him, he focused on casting a spell, not sure if he should try something simple to start, he was torn between a temporary pony-transformation spell, and a clone spell, suddenly, the magic flared and was completely used up, he was knocked back, and then he blacked out, the last thing he heard was a pair of thud noises.

Twilight sighed at the sight in front of her, the newly formed Cutie Mark Crusaders were chattering away happily at ideas to earn their cutie marks, they soon left, leaving Twilight with nothing more than to explore her robotic mind parts.

True to Omega's word, her battery stayed at full charge no matter how long she watched it, she had loaded copies of all of her learnings into the robotic memory, still not occupying even a tenth of the immense space, and that was over a thousand books worth of information, she galloped home, her breathing remaining even and steady, instead of labored as it would normally be, the robotic parts were more than worth the slight cost of non-vital flesh.

Reading her books more than twice as fast as before, she cleared out a quarter of the library by the coming of night. Sleeping with much more ease, she loved her new additions.

A few days had passed, and a new event, the running of the leaves, had approached, the Whitetail Woods worked on a different schedule from the rest of Equestria, and the Everfree Forest worked on whatever schedule it damn well pleased, but the point in fact was that for the Whitetail Woods it was fall, and that meant the tree shed their leaves, but they needed help doing that.

So she had, with her still new sense of adventure and seeking thrills, joined the event, because it was also a race.

So the event was here, and Twilight confidently approached the starting line, however, she saw Applejack and Rainbow Dash standing there, both stretching, and Dash had her wings tied down for some reason.

"Hey girls." she greeted cheerfully.

"Huh? Oh, hey Twilight, what are you doing here, come to watch the race?" Dash guessed, not noticing the number sheets on Twilight's flanks.

"No, I'm going to be competing." she answered happily.

"What? Ha ha ha, you? That's hilarious, good one Twi." the two mares praised, not understanding Twilight's seriousness.

"I'm not kidding." she corrected, stopping both from laughing for a few seconds before they started laughing even harder, Twi was getting a little pissed off.

"You're SERIOUS? Let me laugh harder!" Dash choked out between cracked giggles and guffaws, she was interrupted by Twi poking her in the muzzle with a hoof.

"Look at my face, you think this is a fucking game?" Twi said with vigor, pointing to her very serious face.

"Geez Twi, calm the language, there are foals present." Dash mildly criticized.

"I don't care, I said to Omega that I thought it would be a good idea to participate in the run, and he agreed with me, I will prove to you that this is no Celestia-damned game, Rainbow Iris Dash." Twilight voiced with ferocity, using Dash's full name for emphasis.

"Okay, Twilight, I stopped laughing at the fact that you're competing in a physical competition, but don't expect us to go easy on you." Dash replied somewhat meekly, Omega's strength had been rubbing off on Twilight in chunks, it seemed, as her voice now carried much more power and leadership than before.

Twilight suddenly shot off like a bullet, it tooks Dash and AJ several seconds to realize why, the race had started.

Through the various shenanigans that they each performed to slow down the other, AJ and Dash had tied for last place, they sought out the winner, they found the pony wearing a gold medal on top of a thick black and dark purple jacket, they looked at the mare in the face, and were shocked.

"HA, I won, what do you have to say NOW?" Twilight prodded, dismissing the Shadow Shell armor jacket with a flash of magic.

"How did YOU of all ponies win?" AJ interrogated.

"I didn't get tired, like the other 9 of the Top Ten runners." Twilight answered, gesturing to a group of exhausted, gasping ponies.

"But you can't RUN. How did you get fast enough?" AJ continued.

"I practiced, and Omega helped me, turns out he knows a lot more about health that somepony would think." Twilight answered again, trotting away from the pair of last place athletic mares.

The next day, Twilight was eating breakfast, when a loud crash sounded out at her door, followed by another, and another, and then her door decided it wasn't going to take any more punishment, and opened, Omega and somepony rolled in, engaged in a hardcore CQC match, with bleeding faces.

"STOP!" she commanded to the 2 males, they both stopped what they were doing, stood up, and looked at her expectantly.

She looked at both of them, Omega looked fine, and the pony looked fine as well.

She observed the mysterious stallion, bright orange eyes, light gray coat, dark red mane and tail, with a slim yet incredibly strong build, he was a unicorn, horn standing proudly on his head, his cutie mark was a red shoe that was so dark a shade it was almost black, the shoe had flared tips, he looked almost impeccably similar to...

"Omega?" she querried.

"WHAT?" the 2 males replied simultaneously in their deeper than Johnny Depp voices.

Author's Note

Twilight is now somewhat cyborg, and she's okay with that, AND she's now casually swearing, Omega is having an obvious effect on her.

That aside, Omega has fucked up, he's fucked RIGHT up, and on his FIRST attempt at using magic.

Next chapter coming soon, I <3 you all.

You can't always wear "Armor" everywhere.

"WHAT?" both males replied simultaneously in their deeper than Johnny Depp voice.

"That's what I was afraid of." Twilight voiced her concerns.

"That I would try to do magic to either clone myself or ponify myself, but in the process I fucked it up and made a pony clone of myself because magic heeds to your commands if you try too hard?" the human Omega replied, frustrated, his pony self was hard to deal with.

"I'm the original Omega, I cast the spell and made you, you armless...legless...human...FREAK." the pony Omega argued.

"Both of you SHUT THE HELL UP!" Twilight shouted, not wanting to deal with another fight.

"Twilight, you have to believe me, I gathered some of your radiated magic energy into a crystal and tried to do magic, it's a Black Operations 'Do everything in secret' thing, I'm sure you understand, but I got this symbol on my right hand, by the way this is a really nice symbol, but the point is, is that I need your help to deal with pony me, he's perfectly logical and calm like me, and that's okay, but he's also very aggressive like me, and that's not okay when he's attempting to bash my head in to prove he's the original, which he's not." the human Omega explained exasperated, his clone who was immediately ponified was enough of a fight to tire him out.

"I'm sorry Omega, but cloning spells are one of the few things that anybody with the magic to cast it, can, but that specific caster has to be the one to reverse or cancel the spell." Twilight explained.

"But I can do it." pony Omega insisted, trying his hardest to use his bright red magic to will the original Omega away, but to no avail.

"You can't because I was the one to cast it." human Omega insisted.

"THE REAL OMEGA IS THE ONE THAT CAN SUMMON A GUN RIGHT NOW AND SHOOT THESE BOOKS IN SUCCESSION!" Twilight yelled out the challenge, holding up 4 books with strange red, white, and black covers, these 4 books were the only ones that Twi hated, especially when both her and the series shared the same first name, against her will or approval.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

The human Omega stood there with a wisp of smoke coming out of the barrel of the Joy Rider, he had recognized the book series immediately and destroyed those copies as quickly as he could, no hesitation. On the other hoof, pony Omega's mind was being clouded by his pony magic and genes, rendering him more docile than his human original, not by much, but enough to make him hesitate the act of just whipping out a gun and shooting something without a second thought.

"Alright, we've proven that I'm the real Omega, can we work on a solution to this problem?" Omega said, not needing the 'human' adjective as he was just proven to be the original.

"Well, you don't have a magical well, you need that to gain magical energy, it refills over time, pony you has one because magic likes to correct things like that, so he is gaining magical energy as we speak." Twilight explained

"But I'm the one who needs magical energy to cast the spell." Omega contemplated, this was quite the dillema

"HEY, I'm not an invalid here, I have a say too, and I say that I stay." pony Omega complained.

"What would you do?" Twilight asked.

"I could join the police." pony Omega proposed.

"That sounds good, and you could be on a radio-comm with me, like a second pair of eyes." Omega added on.

"Yeah, I could do that, this can work." pony Omega said with hope.

"Alright, I'm okay with this, you can contact the mayor, and the chief of police, and make it official." Twilight concluded.

"Well bye then." both Omegas said, leaving.

Entering Town Hall, the pair got a couple of looks, but only from a well established need of seeing who just entered. Walking to the Mayor's Office, as she was free at this time, they entered, Mayor Mare looked up from her paperwork to address who had just entered, and was a bit surprised.

"Hello, Omega, and you are?" Mayor Mare asked the strangely familiar pony.

"I'm also Omega, real me here accidentally cast a spell to make a clone of himself, unfortunately he also accidentally cast a ponifying spell, which also went to me, so I'm a pony clone of Omega here." the pony Omega explained.

"I see, magic eh? Well, what have you come here for?" the mayor querried.

"He wants to join the police force." Omega explained

"Yeah." pony Omega confirmed.

"I see, I'll send a few words to the Chief, and you can join, simple as that." the mayor explained, writing out a small note of approval, to join the police in Ponyville, one needed approval from both Mayor Mare and the Chief of Police.

Two days had passed, Omega had done some more bonding with the others, now focusing on Rarity, and Pomega, as they decided to call him, was part of the police, he wore a red flak jacket to signify it, similar to Omega's old one before he got his armor, but fitted for a pony.

Right now, Omega was with Rarity in the boutique, he had decided to simply cast the ponify spell on himself and with much less power, turning into a pony for about 15 minutes, and acquiring a magical well for himself, not dealing with bullshit, and now Omega and Rarity were keeping eachother company whilst the fashionista worked.

He felt his energy levels rising indefinately, he had several thousand terawatts of energy capacity, he was steadily reaching the cap, his magical well slowly burning off energy to feed his battery, if he used up extra magic, his well would recharge to full before charging his battery.

"So, what do you think?" Rarity asked, she had found that Omega had quite the eye for detail.

"That's a very pretty dress." Omega approved, the current activity was simple, peaceful, nice, he loved aesthetics, he even had a spike toothed bandana, which he was wearing now.

"Just pretty? It needs to be perfect, I'm making this for a celebrity client." Rarity extrapolated exasperatedly, she was fretting over this a lot, Omega could tell.

"It's fabulous, Rarity, I'm sure your celebrity client would get dramatic that they're not worthy of such a beautiful garment." Omega reassessed, hoping the white mare would accept his praise.

"Well why didn't you just say so? I'm done then, hee hee." Rarity said, giggling in delight.

There suddenly came a knocking at the door, it was calm, yet rushed, Omega could tell it was a mailpony, or at least a messenger. Rarity opened the door after Omega had dived behind the couch he was sitting on, it was a very comfortable couch, one could fall on it a thousand times and it wouldn't reduce the quality.

"Helloooo~OH, greetings, royal knight, sir." Rarity said, a bit nervous, the Element Bearers hadn't even thought about how they were going to tell Celestia about Omega.

"Salutations, Lady Rarity, I have been tasked with delivering this letter to each of the Element Bearers, her majesty Princess Celestia has requested that alongside you 6, your strange friend Omega will also recieve a ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala, Celestia greatly wishes to see each of you at the gala, that is all, take this, farewell." the guard said in a strict, monotone voice, hoofing over a letter to Rarity and then proceeding to fly off.

Rarity closed the door, Omega immediately jumped out from cover, the white mare opened the letter, finding the words "For your strange friend, Omega" in large, glowing blue letters, Rarity knew about magical penponyship, and she merely ran a hoof over the letters, casting out the magic, wisps of magical light came out of the letters formed into a ball, which then reformed into a rectangle, which faded into a gala ticket.

Omega levitated the ticket over with his bright red magic, grabbing it and observing it closely, it was made of a gold infused paper. The front side had the same moon and sun symbol that he had on his right hand, with GGG on either side of the logo. The back side had a message,

Ticket for: the Grand Galloping Gala.
The biggest event of the year.
Admit One.

Two moon and sun symbols, one on each side, with the words 'Royal Honor Gift of Veterans' underneath them.

He warped the gilded ticket into his safety storage, a mechanical box under where his bed was placed.

"So, I'm invited to an exclusive annual event, nice, and I've only got my civilian clothes to wear, what a shame, I could wear my armor, the ticket was a veteran soldier gift, but I don't think that'll work, not only would I look strange and deadly, my suit is still being repaired." Omega analyzed.

"OOH! Ideeee~eeea. I'll make all of us outfits for the gala, it would be amazing, we all need outfits anyways." Rarity proposed.

"I'll get Twilight on the line and we'll message the girls, this plan is a go." Omega accepted, comm-ing Twilight with the details.

"I'll get everypony up to speed and we'll all be over there soon." Twilight comm-ed in, a few sounds of hooves on the floor before the transmission terminated.

2 of the Mane 6 and Omega were all sitting in Rarity's main room, the fashionista taking everyone's measurements one by one, 3 of the 6 had been finished and dismissed.

Fluttershy left the boutique with a small spring in her step, Applejack stood up and entered the measurement area, leaving Twilight and Omega alone.

"So, this is a formal as hell event, eh?" Omega half-asked, knowing the answer, but trying to make conversation.

"Yep, it's great, sort of, I'm hoping to get a chance to talk to Celestia at the gala, we haven't had many face-to-face conversations in these past few years, and I'm not going to let this chance slip by." Twilight said with confidence.

She had lacked confidence for many years, gaining it back in a few weeks, the robotic parts in her body were doing wonders, she was much more fit than she was before, and had slimmed up from the small amount of fat that she had, she looked amazing, even her irises and magic were a much more saturated purple than before, which only added to her physical charm. The only sign that she had technological help was her small battery panel, which was only 3 inches in diameter and not visible if viewing her from eye-level or above, even from 3 meters away.

"That's a nice idea, but remember, if she can't make time for you, her prized pupil, amongst all of the faceless noponies who clad themselves in fine fabrics and claim nobiity, then she deserve time with you, it's a passive-aggressive tactic, and will probably make her rethink her priorities." Omega philsophized, Twilight thought hard about his words.

"Alright, if it comes to that, I'll go through with it." Twilight accepted.

"Next" Rarity called out, Applejack walking out the door.

The Mane 6 accepted their dresses gratefully, their influence from Omega had changed their minds about having a remake of the outfits, they were all amazing.

The Mane 6 had the same dresses they had in the show.

Omega's suit was simple but elegant, an almost-black-because-it-was-so-dark red suit with a tie, no sleeves because he didn't have arms, the tie was connected with a small gold templar cross, he didn't have gloves or shoes, as his boots would suffice and the Ballistic Nightmare was always on his left hand, and his magic outlet symbol was on his right, each button was in the shape of a skull, and the boutonnie're, or men's corsage, was a small golden pistol, handle facing to the right, allowing him to grab it in his right hand with ease, attaching a special magnet made it easy to take off and put back on again.

That was weeks ago, Omega had recruited Rarity into the Bolverk Squad, her armor was a jacket-type garment, but made to reflect lasers and magic rather than block bullets and blades, like Twilight's, her weapon was 4 small laser beam weapons, her precision would allow for great usage.

Now working on getting closer to Rainbow Dash and getting her into the squad, Omega was now helping her practice, by cheering.

"Okay, so, let's here your cheering." Dash demanded. Omega activated his voice amplifier

"RAINBOW DASH YOU'RE THE BEST, WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" he shouted with almost deafening volume, downing a bottle of beer in one go and smashing the bottle over his own head.

"Omega?" Dash said, rubbing her still ringing ears.

"Yeah?" Omega responded, his voice suddenly completely calm.

"Maybe a little quieter?" Dash pleaded, her poor ears were throbbing.

"Okay then." Omega complied, brushing the broken glass out of his hair.

"So, I'll do my famous trick, the Sonic Rainboom." Dash revealed.

"You can break the sound barrier?" Omega doubted.

"When I was just a little filly, nowadays I spend my time remembering how to do it." Dash admitted, she had only done the boom once, and her scumbag mother hadn't even allowed it to be recorded, when she had returned to flight camp the next year, nopony believed that she had actually done the Sonic Rainboom.

"Let me help you, I can make you go fast." Omega offered vaguely.

"What kind of help? And how fast?" Dash prodded.

"I can install some machinery into your body, with a kinetic reactor, so when you move it recharges the battery, but not only that, with my skills, I can help you go more than 3806.1 miles per hour." Omega explained

"Machinery I'm okay with, but how fast is that number?" Dash half-accepted.

"That's more than 5 times the speed of sound." Omega calmly explained.

"Fu-fu-fi-fi-fi... FIVE TIMES?!" Dash exclaimed.

"Yep, I can help you go that fast." Omega confidently proposed.

"Deal." Dash agreed without hesitation.

"Alright then, follow me." Omega instructed.

Dash was first brought up to speed on the nature of Bolverk Squad, it only made her more willing to join.

The machinery was installed, giving Dash a simple armor-weave shirt, with a set of high-impact metal shoes, and white bandage design sleeves covering her forelegs, with matching socks on her hind hooves, her normal flight goggles were replaced with the "Satanic Visor" with enhances vision to 666/20, her weapon was a set of mithril wing blades, designed to have no reduction in mobility and be able to cut through bones and protect her wings no problem, as well as a mithril 'Assassin style hidden blade'. All in all, it was a pony remake of Xero's 3.7 armor, right down to the speed, reflex, stength, agility, dexterity, and perception enhancements. Dash would have to summon her armor with a mentally activated warping.

She was ecstatic.

"I look SO AWESOME." she squealed, smooshing her cheeks together and making the 'Why Wub Woo' face.

"Not only that, but you can go at Mach 5 speed." Omega pointed out.

"That's SO AWESOME" she coninued to squeal, her cheeks still smooshed together.

"I cast a cloud-walking spell on myself, let's go to that competition that you're going to win." Omega directed.

"Let's get the others to come with us." Dash said, finally releasing herself of the 'Why Wub Woo' face and now excited.

"Yes, let's." Omega accepted, booting up his comm system.

The Mane 6 had gathered, Twilight, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash all out of their armors. The 2 unicorns had voiced some complaint when they found that Dash already had a visor and enhancements. So Omega gave Twilight a set of goggles that would enhance vision and allow her to see at a higher brightness and contrast, to the point of allowing her to see in the dark, Rarity had a set of techno glasses that gave her a mechanized depth perception, measuring distances and angles automatically.

In the stands, the 5 mares and 1 man were seated, Omega had chosen to stay out of sight by hiding within the cloud.

The competition went by quickly, Rainbow Dash was the last to perform, her tomboyish voice came up in the comm system, a private chat between her and Omega.

"I'm not sure if this'll work." she said nervously.

"Not sure if what will work?" Omega prodded.

"The speed enhancement." she revealed.

"Trust me, it works, I based it off of a system that my old friend Xero had, but I beefed it up, you'll be fine." he reassured her.

"Okay Omega, I'll trust you." she replied, sounding more confident.

Coming out of the curtain, Rainbow Dash flew into the sky fast enough to leave a rainbow contrail behind her, the crowd watched her.

Slaloming between pillars that were 3 meters apart, or 10 feet, she did it perfectly, everypony watched in awe.

Next she spun 3 clouds together, a small cloud hit her in the face, but she brushed it off, summoning her armor, she caused the large clouds to crash into each other. and then destabalize, leaving a giant sphere of water that hung in the air and fell to the ground below, staying in a perfect sphere the whole way down thanks to Dash's direction.

She completely dumped all the speed onto herself, flying up so fast she formed the sub-sonic cone around herself while fighting not only air-resistance, but the force of gravity as well, she cleared the stadium, and 50 feet above the walls of the place, broke the sound barrier and creating the Sonic Rainboom.

She flew until the energy dissipated, her battery had recieved a full charge from the blast of air and rainbows.

She was awarded a gold tiara thingy for winning, not to mention that Princess Celestia had presented it to her.

The wonderbolts didn't matter now, she could out-fly all of them combined, Bolverk Squad was where it was at.

Touching down in the fields outside Ponyville, the Mane 6 and Omega exited Twilight's hot air baloon, the same way they got to Cloudsdale in the first place.

Rainbow Dash, still in armor, led the group.

"Come on, let's head back to town," she started, walking towards Ponyville with her head turned to the group. "I need to show this prize tiare thingy off-" she was cut off by bumping into something, she turned to face them.

It was her mother, Firefly.

"Well, Dashie, what do you think you're doing?" the pink coated, blue maned mare said to her daughter, looking down upon her even though Rainbow Dash was, at this point, an inch or so taller than her.

"Hello, mother." Dash said with no emotion but malice.

"I asked you a question, young lady." Firefly insisted.

"I'm going home, to my home, the one that I pay the bills for, that Ido the taxes on, that I design and customize to my liking, because I'm responsible enough to have a home and take care of it, like you said that I wouldn't." Rainbow Dash answered emphatically.

"I did say that." Firefly confirmed.

"But you didn't just say that, no, you said a lot more." Dash said, her projector activating to display the memory.

A filly Rainbow Dash stood a few feet in front of her mother, whose manestyle was the same as Dash's current one, though her mother's mane was now much longer.

"But mooooooom, my life goal is to join the Wonderbolts, to have a career in flying good and entertaining ponies with my skills." the young Dash whined.

"It's fly WELL, and plus, every pegasus can fly, you can't ever make a career out of that, and the Wonderbolts aren't worth the effort, if you try this, you're going to FAIL, Dashie, FAIL, you'll be a FAILURE." her mother explained in a completely and utterly incorrect fashion.

"I'm not a failure, I did the Sonic Rainboom, but nopony will know that because YOU wouldn't allow them to record it." little Dashie argued.

"Dashie, if you don't stop this 'I'm going to make a career out of flying well' idea, the only entertaining you'll end up doing is with your FLANKS." her mother crudely implied.

"You can't always tell me what to do, I'm going to grow up one day and I'll make my own decisions." filly Dash said in minor confidence.

"As long as you live under my roof, you live by my rules, and my rule is that the first job you'll ever have is working at the factory, like me." her mother commanded, not caring about her daughter's feelings.

"I don't have to like here, I'm leaving." the cyan foal proclaimed, making her way to the door.

"If you try to make it out there, you'll end up as a desperate, drug addicted cum rag." her mother claimed vulgarly.

The last sound in the clip was the smaller of the 2 pegasi slamming the door behind her as she left the house.

"Dash, that was a long time ago, come on, get over it, I was really mad, and you were really mad, and we let that situation escalate too quickly." Firefly attempted at reassessing the situation.

Dash remained silent.

"Come on, we can go back to being a family again, we could work at the factory together, you and me, mother and daughter." Firefly proposed.

"You, you really think that?" Dash asked, emotionless.

"Yes, yes I do." Firefly repeated, happy to get a response.

In normal Equestria, this would be a chance to start again, to create happiness, this, however, wasn't normal Equestria, Omega's presence and intensely violent influence had changed the Mane 6.

"You lost the right to tell me what to do when you said I would end up as a desperate, drug addicted cum rag. Get the fuck out of here before I punch you in your Celestia-damned face." Dash commanded forcefully, not having any tolerance for this kind of bullshit,

"But, but, I'm trying to make amends, trying to fix our mistakes, I'm trying to make us a family again." Firefly said desperately, her daughted suddenly towering over her despite being only 1 inch taller.

"I made no mistakes, I became the captain of the weather team, became a national hero, and I'm in the process of becoming a legend, what the hell have YOU done?" Dash extrapolated fiercely.

"I've, still been working at the factory." Firefly answered dejectedly.

"Exactly, now get out before I cut your head from your fucking neck." Dash demanded ferociously, bringing out her hidden blade.

"You might as well, I'm the failure that I had said you would become, so go ahead, kill me." Firefly answered, sad but challenging.

Rainbow Dash accepted and immediately after completed that challenge.

Firefly's body slumped to the ground with a thud, her head rolled a meter or 2 away.

Rarity assisted this by cutting up the body with her 4 cutter beams, and Twilight set the corpse alight.

The other 3 of the Mane 6 did not witness this as they retreated from the conflict the second it started,

Omega dug a hole in the ground, buried the still burning body, and covered it up.

After that, the leader of Bolverk Squad and his subordinates agreed to never speak of the event that had transpired on that day.

Then, they went back to their normal lives.

Omega lived peacefully, until he heard a knocking on the door of his house in town, it was nice, 2 story, kitchen, dining room, living room, stairs, 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, no attic, no basement, it was great.

He opened the door.

"Hello how can I help you-" he opened his eyes and took in the sight before him.

Pomega stood there, 3 fillies on his back, looking over his head at Omega.

"Please help meeeeeee." Pomega pleaded.

Author's Note

so, yeah, intense events, and the CMC have finally found Omega, shenanigans will ensue.

I dare someone to draw Omega's suit or the Rainbow Dash wearing Xero's armor with the 'Why Wub Woo' face, when she says "SO, AWESOME."

The Season 1 finale will come in 2 chapters.

see you then. I <3 you all.

Omega is good with kids.

The members of the new Bolverk Squad, despite promising to not talk about Firefly's murder at her daughter's hoof, they did, they learned to cope with it, justified it, and got over it.

Firefly was the very monster she claimed that Rainbow Dash would become. Anypony who would let their little filly of a daughter leave and live alone for several years, didn't deserve to be their parent, and anypony who would make such claims about their daughter who was less than 10 years old at the time deserved to be hurt, maybe not full blown killed, but at least hurt.

But what happened was already over and done with and there was no going back, they got over it, choosing to, after THAT point, never talk about it again.

Back to the present day, in Omega's town home.

"Please help meeeeeee." Pomega pleaded

"What's going on." Omega querried, feeling cautious.

"You were right, he IS tall." one of the fillies said to another.

"Shush, he can hear us." another filly said.

"They wanted to see you, they heard about you, and you haven't met them yet, say hello to the Cutie Mark Crusaders, BYE." Pomega explained, levitating the 3 fillies off of his back and hauling flank out of there.

The crusaders looked up, up, up, at the tall man in front of them, it was one of the few instances in which they were silent.

"Hello, what are your names?" Omega asked, trying to make conversation.

"You're really tall Mister Omega." the one of them said.

"I asked you 3 a question, please answer it." Omega said, already knowing all of the events that were to take place due to his half-hearted brony-ism, but still wanting to get the formalities out of the way of the incoming shitstorm.

"I'm Applebloom, Applejack's little sister." the Applebloom answered in her cute drawl..

"I'm Sweetie Belle, Rarity's little sister." the Sweetie Belle responded, her voice a bit squeaky.

"I'm Scootaloo, you helped Rainbow Dash do the Sonic Rainboom." the Scootaloo replied, she reminded him of one of those 'What If?' scenarios where what if Omega and Xero, through the power of miracles, had a kid, she was cool.

"You know my name is Omega. I can tell you have a lot of questions, please, come in, I'll answer them all." Omega said, trying his best not to sound creepy, he knew what some ponies who didn't know the context of the situation might think about what was happening.

The CMC entered, Omega closed the door.

The interior decoration was done entirely by Omega himself, there was black background-red design templar cross wallpaper, the floor was white marble with carpeting place under and around furniture, the ceiling was also white, Omega liked it.

The CMC looked at everything, the center piece was a square of furniture, a chair on the bottom side, a 3 seated couch on the top side, another chair on the right side, a 2 seated couch on the left side, with an acid-proof black table in the middle, it looked really nice.

He pointed to the 3 seater, the CMC sat down, one on each cushion, Omega sat in the chair across from it.

"So, what do you want to know?" Omega asked, ironically posing a question for questions.

The crusaders breathed in deep.

"What's you full name? How can you stand on 2 legs? Why are you so tall? Why are you gray? Why don't you have legs and arms? Is your mane supposed to be dark red? Do you have a job? Blah, Blah Blah, Blah Blah? Have you met the princess?" the CMC asked in rapid succession.

"Omega, it's just Omega. I learned how to walk on 2 legs when I was young. Genetics. For my people it's normal. Also normal for my people. No, I know it used to be a different color, maybe brown or even blonde, but it was genetically re-engineered to become dark red. Now, I protect ponies, before, I used to do military stuff. Blah, Blah Blah Blah. No, I haven't met either of them." Omega answered quickly and unfalteringly, keeping control of his tongue was a skill that help him in more ways than one.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders stared at him, no adult pony had ever bothered to listen to them seriously, much less acknowledge any questions they asked, but Omega was different, maybe it was the 'Not Being a Pony' thing, but he listened to them.

"Any other questions?" Omega asked back.

"No." Applebloom said, mouth still agape.

"Okay then, do you want me to help you in getting your cutie marks?" Omega proposed, very sure of their response.

"Really, you would do that?" Sweetie asked unsurely.

"Yes, I am willing to help you in any way I can to get you those cutie marks." Omega added.

"ALRIGHT! Yeah! Omega, girls, c'mon, I have an idea." Scootaloo directed, the other 2 fillies and Omega stood up and left the house.

Omega breathed in deeply, exhaling slowly, a manticore had attacked while on their way to his HQ, it was bad, because he had the CMC with him, and that complicated the killing option.

Even worse, it had grabbed the crusaders and flung them onto it's back.

"You son of a bitch, let them go!" Omega commanded, confidence unwavering.

It roared, he could tell it was a message of "Fuck you, don't tell me what to do."

Omega summoned the Sollun and rail mode shot it through the head several times with both fire and ice, when the energy was drained, he summoned the Retractor, charging forward, dodging its large paw, and stabbing it several times, the void acid dissolving about half of its massive body, not hesitating, he shot it with the Ballistic Nightmare gun and stabbed it with the claws, draining its bio-electric energy straight from its form, the manticore collapsed, exhausted, Omega put the barrel of the Joy Rider 1.00 cal SMG to its glabella, and fired.

4 rounds later, it was dead, he cleared up the body with some disintegration magic, and grabbed the crusaders, they held onto him for safety, the extra weight was no problem, he could lift a 2775 pound suit of armor with his whole body, he could handle the approximate 120 pounds combined weight of the scared fillies.

Dismissing his weapons, he made his way quickly and smoothly to his HQ, closing the blastproof door behind him he walked calmly to the living platform, he set the frightened crusaders down on the cool stone floor, they flinched, looking around.

"Where are we?" they asked simultaneously, still scared.

"My headquarters, I can assure you that nothing short of both princesses' combined magic blast could harm us now." Omega confidently comforted them, stroking their manes and drying their eyes of tears of fright.

"R-r-r-r-really?" Applebloom asked meekly.

"Really really." Omega reassured, chuckling at the childish phrase.

"So, we were g-going to have a crusaders' sleepover, but none of the Element Bearers would let us have it at their place, could, we, you know." Scootaloo explained with a trembling voice, all 3 of them were slowly but surely calming down.

"Say no more, of course you can have your sleepover here, I would love to have some company while I work." Omega accepted, already having found the file with the episode list and figured out which episode he was living through.

"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER, YAY!" the young trio exclaimed, their fears having been blown away by happiness.

"There are a couple of rules, just a couple." Omega continued, the excited fillies deflated and sighed.

"Rule 1: Don't try to open anything or approach the lava cage, you'll get hurt and I don't want, and I'm sure you don't want, for you to get a 'Getting Hurt' cutie mark. Rule 2: Do what you want, have fun, but feel free to ask me for help if you need it." Omega listed, the fillies were excited, the parameters of these rules practically meant no rules at all.

"Now get crusading." Omega directed, the small trio jumped up in the air, triple-brohoofed, and went about their usual crusading business.

The night went on peacefully, the crusaders couldn't break anything because it was all too heavy and durable, the only interfaces were digitally accessed, and the 4 energy boxes, 1 dark red, 1 purple, 1 white, 1 blue, were made of translucent forcefield energy, Omega, deciding he needed something to keep him calm, afraid that the cute little fillies would get themselves hurt, made some fine cigarettes, setting the mass fabricator to the precise settings, he made ones that would produce little smoke but a lot of sensory stimulation, he didn't want the trio to become 'Cutie Mark Crusaders: Cancer Patients'

Morning came with little downtime, the crusaders snuggled up in the guest bed he spent a few minutes constructing, they looked peaceful, he tapped some ashes into his warp system, which would break the ashes down into base elements, and strode away to his own bed, laying down and dozing off.

He was awoken by the feeling of whipped cream being sprayed into his hand, and then a quill tickling his nose, he simply licked his hand clean, scratching his nose with his other hand, he turned to look at the crusaders, sheepish smiles on their tiny faces, he got up, grabbing them in his magical field, he held them in place, and tickled them.

Their various forms of laughter filled the cave, Omega laughed, the crusaders squirmed and tried to get free from his tickling grasp, but his bright red magic held strong, he felt that the fillies' punishment was enough when their laughter became labored, placely them gently on the ground.

"Now, we learned something today, we learned that you shouldn't try to prank Omega, or you'll get tickled." Omega comically sarcastically assessed, he practically tasted the bullshit coming out of his mouth.

"O-o-oka-a-a-ay, Ome-e-ega." Scootaloo managed to get out, her breathing slowly regulating itself.

"Alright, now then, do you want me to take you back to town, or do you feel like you could do it own your own?" Omega offered, even though he would take them to town anyway, he still showed a respect of the crusaders' decisions, an important part of gaining a child's trust.

"Please take us to town, I don't feel safe in the forest." Applebloom admitted, Sweetie and Scoots nodding in agreement.

"Alright, grab ahold of me." Omega said, moving his hands out of the way, the crusaders grasped onto him, Scootaloo on one shoulder, Sweetie Belle on the other, Applebloom on his chest, he could still breath no problem, even with the added pressure.

He made his way smoothly and speedily to town, no beasts bothering him today, probably the beast news on the beast grapevine passed through about him killing a Demolibber. They reached the streets with no trouble, even the townsfolk had no problem with the CMC mounted on his body, he was a well trusted citizen of the town and as long as the CMC weren't destroying anything, life was better than it already was.

Letting the little ones direct him, he moved economically, his movements guided by purpose, he came upon a treehouse, he realized that he had progressed on the episode list faster than expected.

"This is our clubhouse, we're preparing for a talent show coming up soon, and we need ideas on what to do, we were brainstorming on it." they explained, jumping off of his body, landing in a circle, they brought a list of ideas out of the treehouse, placing it on the ground with a few weights to keep it in place, they began to craft a master plan.

Omega went over many things, other situations to act out rather than that horrid song, he hated it, it was a stain on the CMC's reputation, and not one that would be easily ignored, he went over his logs, his... pre-humous logs, he found the perfect scenario.

The 'Terminate XV' mission.

Going over the whole thing again, toning it down significantly, replace bloody deaths with disintegrations, the horrible XV fight with something less drawn out and violent, and generally making the whole thing more acceptable.

Applebloom, having a yellow coat and being smarter than the other 2 fillies, would play Askad.

Sweetie Belle, with her magic power, though limited, would play as Kary-08.

Scootaloo, being a pegasus and being faster than the other 2 fillies, would play Xero.

Omega, being himself, would play as himself, Omega.

They practiced until Scoots could practically mimic Xero's voice, Sweetie could shape a magic bolt in her sleep, and Applebloom could practically feel the false message she had on her yellow lensed glasses. Omega simply went over his logs, remembering what he had all said on the mission.

They were ready.

The play was amazing, everypony, even Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash cheered for the crusaders, it had been a town-wide talent show, since the school-only one was cancelled, and being the last act of the night, they blew the other performers the hell out of dodge, and furthermore, off the whole damn map. First prize wasn't even surprising, but it was still great.

They had even done the Omega vs. XV fight, though on a much smaller battefield and also less violent and graphic.

The other prizes were passed out to their earners, everypony had cleared out, leaving the 3 mares that corresponded to the 3 fillies.

"That was awesome Scoots." Dash praised, Scootaloo felt on top of the world.

Applejack and Rarity gave their sisters their own praises, the night was great.

But also a failure, the crusaders had not recieved the cutie marks they had been planning on recieving, or any cutie marks at all, they closed this path of destiny and moved on, Omega was disappointed, he hoped that they would find their marks with this much higher quality production, but you can't win them all, he sighed, accepting the loss, but not defeat, he never accepted defeat.

A few weeks passed, the events of A Dog and Pony show, Green isn't your color, Over a barrel, and A bird in the hoof had passed, Omega solving a decreasing amount of problems with violence, only doing so when he was mad, or when the pony or other such being deserved it or was a threat.

He was helping the CMC again, this time in finding the Mane 6, the other members of New Bolverk Squad had their comms shut off.

Omega and the three little fillies were subjected to listening to the life stories of all of the Mane 6, ending with Rainbow Dash and hugs, Omega hugged all 9 of the ponies, his own mind was influenced by the peace, as the ponies' minds were influenced by the violence, but were slowly going back to normal.

A week passed, Twilight gaining a new friend, a pet owl whom she name Owlowisious, and Pinkie Pie having her birthday and the birthday of her pet alligator Gummy on the same day, resulting in some difficulty moving her to her own party.

Nothing new was happening, the day seemed to both take forever and go by in a flash.

Omega and the Mane 6 were now getting ready, it was time for...

The Grand Galloping Gala.

"What could possibly go wrong" Omega said, immediately facepalming at uttering the equivalent of begging for fate to shit all over you.

These weren't his famous last words, far from them.

His famous last words would be a battle-cry, and he wasn't anywhere near battling, no, battling wouldn't take place anywhere near here.

The battling would be taking place in Canterlot.

Author's Note

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

Next chapter is a weapon name chapter, which means that shit will go down, and that things will be hectic.

This chapter is an intel chapter, which means that shit won't go down, and that things will be peaceful.

I <3 you all, see you next chapter.

P.S. if this chapter seems low quality, I was writing it in the middle of the night, tired and with a mind clouded from a large evening meal.

P.P.S. next chapter is called *It's Time for you "Judgement", Omega*

EDIT: changed a few things that I felt were just "meh"

It's time for your "Judgement", Omega

It was a mere 1 hour until the Grand Galloping Gala, and the state of affairs was:

The Mane 6 were getting all 'beautified' like the girls they are.

Spike and Omega were getting ready like bros, Spike putting on his little black tux jacket and white shirt, Omega putting on his almost-black-it-was-so-dark dark red tux and light gray shirt, they fastened up a few of their buttons, Spike put on his little bright red bowtie. Omega put on his black tie with a templar cross clip-on, they had already showered, Omega had shaved and combed, Spike had brushed and flossed.

Omega did some tech shit and made a small gas bomb with cologne, which applied the perfect amount of cologne to their entire bodies, boutonnie'eres were attached, Spike's red rose, Omega gold pistol, and they were ready.

The Mane 6 were finally ready, 20 minutes after the 2 boys were.

'Typical girls, always "fashionably late" to go somewhere, heh heh.' Omega thought, laughing inwardly.

"We're re~eeady." Rarity chimed.

"Alright, let's go." Omega directed, suddenly a thought crossed his mind.

"How are we going to even get to Canterlot?" Spike asked.

"We're, um, we are... going to..." Twilight trailed off.

None of them had an idea about how to get to Canterlot in time for the start of the Gala.

Omega remembered something.

"I'll be right back." Omega said, running off at several dozen MPH.

"Huh?" all of the others said in confusion.

Making his way to his HQ, going full speed since he had long since cleared out a path to get there faster, he reached the metallic wall and DNA scanner door, entering as fast as he could, taking huge leaps to get to the work platform, he entered the interface for his building machine, he put his armor on stand-by, and downloaded the designs into the machine, building it as soon as it was finished downloading, the machine fully constructed it in a minute, he had it.

A Bugatti Veyron Sonic Sport V64, a major upgrade to the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport V16, it had enough space for everypony in the back, Omega and Spike, not being ponies, would be in the front, it was also capable of going 341 meters per second.

In other words, slightly faster than the speed of sound.

15 minutes was plenty of time.

Getting the introductions out of the way immediately after warping the car to him, Omega opened the door for the mares, like a gentleman, and closed it when they all got inside, he and Spike sat up front, sitting behind the wheel, Omega felt a wave of nostalgia.

First getting his driver's license.

His first drive.

His first car crash.

His dad not whipping him for it.

His dad fist fighting him for it.

Just barely losing.

Going to College in his own car.

Meeting his roommate Hank.

Graduating with a Master's in 2 years because he busted his ass to learn.

Joining the company.

Earning all of the special driving clearances.

Driving a tank.

Firing the cannons.

It was great.

But now?

It was gone.

He felt a little bit guilty, abandoning everything like that, everybody, especially Xero.

Omega and Xero had a strange friendship, Omega was always respectful and kind to the younger man, except a few clever remarks to Xero's insults, Xero was a huge homophobe though. He treated Omega like a piece of shit because of the incident that left his tongue permanantly reddened, the fact that Omega was so laid back and chilled out all the time, and that he didn't want anyone getting the slightest hint that they were even so much as remotely friendly to one another.

Omega felt sad about that, not because he WAS a homosexual and actually DID want Xero's love.

He felt sad that the younger man was always so insecure.

Approaching the Gala, which was about a mile away, even after Cantlot was 5 miles away, Omega let off the pedal entirely, it ran on electricity, because getting gasoline was a hell of a lot harder than getting electricity.

The car slowed down immensely, rolling to a halt less than 20 feet outside the main gate to the castle.

Omega opened the back seat door.

"Why are we stopping? Did something happen?" all of them asked.

"Yes, something big happened." Omega explained, grinning mischeiviously.

The members of the New Bolverk Squad had their hooves to their warp systems immediately, Omega gestured for them to all calm down.

"What happened?" Applejack asked unsurely.

"Oh, not much, we're just... AT THE GODDAMN GRAND GALLOPING GALA!" Omega shouted into the car so as to not attract attention.

"AHH!" the mare yelled in surprise at his outburst.

"We're here, get out of the car, I need to dismiss it." Omega instructed.

"How are we here already? We left about 30 seconds ago." Rarity argued.

"The car goes slightly faster than the speed of sound, we got here in 30 seconds, it wasn't even that much of a trip." Omega explained.

The Mane 6, content with his answer, exited the vehicle, which Omega focused on dismissing, taking much longer due to the distance and size of the object.

"You 7 go on ahead, I'll get this thing gone." Omega instructed, focusing on the car hard.

"Alright, girls, let's go." Twilight directed, the Mane 6 made their way to the front gate.

Showing their tickets, the guards immediately stepped to the side, after all, these were the ELEMENT BEARERS, THEY'RE A PRETTY BIG MOTHERFUCKING DEAL.

Celestia was at the front platform, the stairs leading to the other areas that the Gala was being held at.

The Mane 6 had run off, all except Twilight, who approached quickly and without care for anypony who she may have knocked over in the process.

"Celestia, it's so great to see you, we have so much to catch up on!" Twilight greeted with energy.

"Twilight, it's wonderful to see my personal student at the Gala, how have you been," Celestia greeted happily, saying hello to another guest.

"I've been great, I've been dying to talk to you." Twilight continued, energy unfaltering.

"I see, you look, different, have you been working out?" Celestia asked, feeling almost silly with the claim and greeting another guest.

"Yeah, some, it shows huh?" Twilight responded, she knew her cybernetic parts were the main reason for her change, making her much more fit and quite a bit prettier.

"Yes, how about you stand next to me and we'll talk?" Celestia proposed, greeting 2 guests at the same time.

"Sure, I wanted to introduce you to my friend Omega." Twilight revealed.

"I see, you're very serious about this stallion huh?" Celestia teased.

"Yeah, sort of, not in a romantic sense, but he's a really good friend and we have a lot in common." Twilight explained.

"Uh huh, how come I haven't seen him before, is he shy?" Celestia guessed.

"No, not shy, he's just, a bit secretive, he used to be part of a military team, in the Black Operations district." Twilight extrapolated.

"Ah, I see, a veteran, nice catch." Celestia complimented, still thinking that Omega and Twilight were dating.

"No, not a veteran, just... off duty, he's still part of his team." Twilight reassessed.

"So, he's able to attend." Celestia asked.

"Hell yeah he's here, here he comes now." Twilight lilted, pointing to the front gate.

Celestia was about to say something to Twilight about swearing, but stopped when she saw Omega.

Walking confidently, Omega changed his voice and sang a song.

"Clean shirt, metal shoes.
And I don't know what I am gonna do.

Red suit, black tie.
I don't need a reason why~y~y

They come galloping just as fast as they can.
'Cause every mare's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Gold barrel, muzzle ring.
I ain't missin' not a single thing.

Silver blades, stick 'em in.
When I step out I'm gonna do you in.

And they come galloping just as fast as the can.
'Cause every mare's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

(silence)

Shiny coat, armor hat.
I don't worry 'cause my plating's fat

Red magic, one glove.
lookin' for danger, ain't got no time for love.

But they come galloping just as fast as they can.
'Cause every mare's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

The music faded away quickly, everypony was looking at Omega with impressed looks on their faces.

"That's Omega?" Celestia quietly asked.

"Yeah, there's no problem with it unless you make it a problem." Twilight answered.

"Understood." Celestia complied.

"Hello, princess." Omega greeted casually.

"Um, hello Omega." Celestia said, hiding her fear, she had seen him, months before, during the parasprite invasion, she thought she had imagined him, but no, here he was, in the flesh.

"You know my name, I should feel lucky, but I don't, because I know that Twilight told you." Omega revealed, he hadn't exactly heard the conversation between the 2 ponies, but he could tell what they had said.

"Well, enjoy the Gala." Celestia insisted.

"Don't tell me what to do." Omega said, already making his way to the refreshment table.

"Quite the fiesty one, huh?" Celestia joked.

"Yeah, but it's part of his charm." Twilight countered.

With that, they talked, Celestia stopped every few words to greet yet another guest. Twilight was not going to stand for this.

"Come find me when you can talk, I'm not going to waste my time at the Gala waiting." Twilight said, trotting into the dance hall.

"I, uh, okay, Twilight." Celestia said, confused, one minute her student had been excited to see her and have a conversation, the next, she was leaving, mildly frustrated, Twilight seemed, different.

"I'll bet that Omega... human thing... has changed her, I need to talk to him about that." Celestia whispered to herself

"WELCOME EVERYPONY TO THE GALA, I MUST GO NOW, DUTY CALLS!" Celestia exlaimed throughout the entrance hall, galloping off to some other part of the castle.

The Mane 6 refused to be ignored and treated in such ill-mannered ways, they abandoned their original plans for the GGG, except Pinkie, who simply moved them to somewhere else.

They partied in the west garden, happy with their time spent together.

But that's boring, that's not exciting, maybe it makes you happy that they got over their problems, but that it NOT EXCITING, NOT AT ALL, this chapter is for ACTION, and DAMNIT YOU WILL RECIEVE ACTION.

On a balcony, high above the party, Princess Luna sat on her haunches, staring out into the night sky, her night sky.

She heard loud, clackity hoofstep, she knew who it was.

Her power to walk through the dreams of her subjects included Omega, she had visited his dreams almost nightly, she liked him.

Omega approached calmly, standing next to Luna, her mane and tail had returned to their full glory when she had retaken the night, he spoke first.

"I always prefered the night, it's more peaceful and beautiful than the day, during the day, you only see 1 star, the sun, but at night, you see all of the stars except the sun, but the sun sucks, it's only good the reveal the true beauty, the moon." Omega complimented, calm and collected.

"Thank you, Omega, I've been lonely for more than a millenium, and you have made me feel better than I have in an even longer time than that." Luna thanked, having adjusted to modern speaking patterns much quicker thanks to walking in Omega's dreams,

"Your welcome, your majesty." Omega accepted, he was a much bigger fan of Luna than Celestia, because he loved the night for all of it's benefits, he could see in the dark with his helmet on anyways, so the night was entirely better.

"You call me 'your majesty', but you call my sister 'princess', why is this." Luna querried.

"Because, Celestia is just a 'princess', she's no 'highness', she's no 'majesty', she's not worthy of ruling Equestria, she can't even deal with a temper tantrum." Omega explained, earning a smile from Luna.

"You only speak half that story, I was trying to bring about eternal night-time after all." Luna said jokingly, though she was serious.

"Celestia could have just brought the sun up anyways, it would be no problem, the light would go across the land anyways." Omega logicized, it was true, after all.

"I suppose you're right, it was a rather harsh punishment, and foolish as well." Luna agreed.

"Exactly, by the way, what happened to Nightmare Moon anyways?" Omega asked, bracing himself for anything.

"Nightmare Moon was a spirit of darkness, it left my body, but, I fear to say that it was not detroyed, things are happening, Omega, and I believe your presence has strengthened the Nightmare spirit, I will allow you a decision." Luna revealed.

Omega feared for his life, he felt his senses and functions skyrocket.

"I know that I am the only one who can send you back to your world, but I also know that you are the one who can kill the Nightmare spirit,not just banish it away, like the elements of harmony, but truly kill it, once and for all so, I will allow you a decision, leave, or fight." Luna proposed.

"Your highness, the majestic Princess Luna, I have grown close to the ponies in this land, and will do anything to make sure that nothing bad happens, I will fight until the moment I die, and then some." Omega challenged.

"Excellent, it is waiting in the east garden." Luna instructed.

"Soon, it'll be burning in hell." Omega almost shouted, running through the doors, halls, and finally, a window.

He had forgotten he was about 100 feet above the garden.

Landing and rolling several feet, Omega took almost no damage from the fall, only a bit of pain in his feet.

He got up and looked at the cloud of light blue and purple energy, this was the Nightmare spirit.

"I'm going to kill you." Omega started off.

"How so?" Nightmare questioned, it's feminine voice the exact same as when it had infected Luna.

"I'm going to use my friendship powers to blast you with magic made of love and toleration until you disintergrate into a pile of fluffy kittens and pink sparkles, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU DEATH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" Omega demanded an answer.

"I think that you should bring it on." Nightmare challenged, shaping itself into Nightmare Moon again.

"Alright." Omega accepted, charging at her.

The fight was on.

Starting off with some CQC, he socked her in the jaw and karate chopped her in the neck, sliding under her, he delivered both the 'Force Abortion' and the 'Cunt Punt' kicks to her underside, getting to his feet, he jumped on her back and, using his claws, cut her wings off, and then, using his gun, shooting her in the middle of her spine, he leaped forward and turned in midair, Nightmare's screams of pain were like music to his ears.

She charged, punching him in the chest, then the face, then horn-slapping him, she turned around and bucked her legs out.

Omega caught her legs and performed several overhead smashes, ending with ripping her body in half, he dropped the halves and stepped back.

The body pieces dissolved into mist and came towards him, he locked up his airways to avoid infection, it tried and tried, but it failed, giving up, it surrounded Omega, flooding his vision.

"Let me show you how much happiness your death has brought." Nightmare said, showing him the images.

It was Xero, much older, his black hair having lightened to a medium gray, he was racing with a young girl, who was beating him by a few meters.

"Slow down, Enid, I'm not as young as I used to be." Xero said.

"You don't saaaaay, Master?" the girl, Enid, replied, laughing.

"Don't sass me, I fought an army, 2 armies, actually." Xero repied, laughing as well.

"Yes you did, Master, and now you're teaching me how to fight." Enid countered.

"Wrong, I'm teaching you how to run fast, do what I do." Xero replied, speeding up so much that Enid had to shout to get him to hear her.

"No fair, Master." Enid yelled

"Use your own boosters." Xero instructed.

Enid was soon beside Xero, the two smiled at eachother.

"I only wish I had learned as much as Omega." Xero said to her.

The image was filled with static, then the static faded to a different scene. Enid was holding a decent sized pistol, shooting a target, the recoil was negligible.

"Nice shooting, Enid, maybe one day you can move up to this." Xero voice sounded out.

The view panned over, showing Xero holding a revolver, the Joy Colt.

"I don't think I'll ever be good enough to use that." Enid answered

"Don't doubt yourself, Enid, doubting yourself can get you killed in the battlefield." Xero instructed,

"Okay Master, I'll work my way up to that, and I'll be able to shoot it with no recoil effect." Enid re-answered.

"It's called the Joy Colt, Enid, I have told you this many times, it was the only weapon Omega had that survived the fight with Kary, it holds a very high amount of sentimental value to me." Xero said, his voice was robust when saying these words.

The image filled with static again, clearing out after a few seconds.

The scene was obviously much later, Xero's hair was fully white, and he was using a cane, Enid, on the other hand, seemed to be fully grown up now, wearing a purple shirt, with long black hair that had red highlights, definately as a tribute to both Xero and Omega, black shoes, and teal fingered black gloves.

"Enid, I can feel the enemy closing in, they may find us soon, even tomorrow, so I want you to know this." Xero started, his voice deeper and a bit crackly, he coughed, Enid was by his side in less than a second, helping him to stay standing.

"What is it, Master?" Enid asked, concerned for Xero's well-being

"No matter what happens, don't forget." Xero revealed.

"Don't forget what? Master?" Enid questioned desperately, Xero had stopped breathing for a moment.

"Don't forget, the past, Enid, *cough cough* Never forget, the times we had." Xero said, handing her a picture.

The image was filled with static, Omega collapsed to the ground.

"You see what happiness your death has brought him? It must burn you up inside to know how little he truly valued your life." Nightmare teased.

"I don't care." Omega sighed.

"What?" Nightmare said in minor confusion.

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE!" Omega shouted with great power, the force of his shouting blowing the cloud back several meters.

"You don't?" Nightmare asked meekly.

"NO, I don't care if Xero became happy after I died, I'm okay with that. I'm still going to kill you, I will STAND and FIGHT." Omega screamed, summoning the Retractor and the Joy Rider, charging in with extreme speeds.

Nightmare dodged, taking to the sky and changing to a more powerful Nightmare Moon form.

Omega shot and slashed and dodged and parried and countered, his mind falling headfirst into fighting skills, Nightmare Moon couldn't keep up, she was taking a lot of heavy hits really fast, she countered as quickly as she could.

Blasting Omega with a wave of magic, she tried to infect him again, he teleported.

She followed him, he had teleported to the area behind the Canterlot mountain range, it was like the devil's canyon, with lots of boulders around in a wide, shallow pit, Omega was trying his damnedest to put as much distance between himself and Nightmare.

Nightmare flew over the area with a hawk-like eye, striking lightning down a every other boulder she saw, eventually, she heard a scream of shock.

Omega fell when several boulder pieces fell on his body, he threw them off, determined to not be crushed, he disintegrated a large area of boulders and looked to the sky, Nightmare had failed in infecting him, but she had some success.

She was a mimicker, and she had mimicked him.

Somewhat.

The humanoid Nightmare descended upon him, wielding what looked to be a combination of a war scythe and a crescent sickle.

She laughed.

"You can't hope to defeat me, in this new form I will crush you." she proclaimed smugly.

"Uh huh, keep talking." Omega said, summoning a Shadow Void, his grenade that creates a 6 inch wide black hole for 1.337 seconds.

"What's that?" Nightmare demanded to know.

"Catch, bitch." Omega said calmly as he launched it with his grenade propulsion glove upgrade.

The small ball traveled through the air, Omega hauled ass in the other direction.

A few seconds later, he looked back.

The cleared out area was now 50 feet wide, but Nightmare was unaffected.

"What the hell?" Omega querried in confusion, summoning the Shockwave

"I am not affected by your gravity games, Omega." Nightmare revealed, unharmed by the black hole's gravity power.

"Alright then, get ready for the storm." Omega yelled over the rising wind, he fired all 10 shock grenades at Nightmare, 4 of them hit, the other 6 exploded in mid-air, still affecting his enemy.

Nightmare swooped down and delivered what would be a fatal blow if Omega hadn't dodged.

Bringing forth the Sollun, Omega used it's fire energy to turn Nightmare blacker than she already was, then switched it to ice to freeze her in place, smashing off pieces of her body, doing massive amounts of damage.

He was getting tired.

Nightmare simply reformed, though the damage was obvious in her labored breathing.

Omega dismissed the weapons he had, warping in the Splinter, he turned it to 10 and began running and gunning, firing and cocking it, which simply warped the 2 inch wide 7 inch long 2 inch spike ended slug-like cylinder back into the gun, reformed into 1 piece and ready to be fired again.

Nightmare was countering about 6-7 of each of the shots, though the little amount that got through still hurt like hell, she blasted Omega again and again.

Both of them were taking heavy damage.

Sending the Splinter away, Omega summoned the Red Death, turning 1 button on, he began sending arc after arc of searingly hot fire-laser energy at Nightmare, bringing her power down immensely, then he turned both buttons on, lighting up the teeth of the skull crossbar, and sent almost a million collective degrees of energy blasts at Nightmare, bringing his own power down immensely.

His battery was running low, his magic had restored and was now refilling it, but his bio-energy was beginning to falter, he breathed hard.

Nightmare swarmed him again, she wasn't trying to infect him, she was mimicking him.

His vision filled with light, he wasn't in the boulder field anymore.

He was on a large, flat, mirror-like plane of existance, the ground was a perfect mirror, and was perfectly flat, the sky was a clear night sky, the moon a crescent

Luckily there was oxygen here, and friction on the ground, so Omega was fine in that aspect.

"Welcome to the Nightmare Realm." Nightmare said, Omega turned to face her.

She was in a full human form now.

He gaped at the feat.

"It's time to die, Omega." she said, her voice now that of a demonic temptress.

"Yes it is, time for YOU to die." Omega yelled, charging at her, Ballistic Nightmare blades at the ready.

"You can't kill me, I'm the goddess of the night-" her statement was broken.

He stabbed her and drew blood.

"No you aren't." Omega said, taking several steps back, using his cleaning mechanism in his glove to clear the blades of the black, sparkly fluid that coated them.

"How do you suppose?" Nightmare said, her voice losing strength.

"Because." he started, going through his armory, he had already used all of his weapons and none proved very effective, so he ran at her with the blades again.

"Gods and goddesses DO, NOT, BLEED." Omega screamed at her, stabbing her viciously with each word, she was pouring blood now.

He was blasted back, he shot her with the Ballistic Nightmare's gun on full auto, expending all 300 rounds before he hit the ground hard, 20 feet away.

He felt broken on impact, Nightmare wasn't even half dead, and here he was, laying there, feeling broken and dead, he looked through his memory banks one last time before he may have died.

Memories (Cyborg)

Memories (Human)

Logs

Chat (unavailable)

Weapons

Notifications (1)

He checked the notification.

Vertebral Armor (Omega) is 100% functional and ready to be deployed.

He smiled.

Nightmare stood 10 feet away from him, she was suddenly assaulted by a wave of energy.

YOU HAVE TO PLAY THIS, OPEN THIS LINK IN A NEW TAB AND LISTEN TO THIS SONG

Omega stood, completely restored, he felt godly, his electricity and magic levels were at full capacity.

Nightmare looked at him in fear, she tried throwing a wave of energy at him.

It merely deflected off, he had updated his armor to be able to block magic.

He summoned a new weapon, one that he had possessed since his infection, one that was given to him by his infector, one he needed right now.

The Judgement Blade. Capable of shattering diamonds and blowing up buildings in a single swing, it possessed a truly immense amount of power, it was the weapon that XV used on Omega when they fought, and Omega possessed it when XV took over his body, but now his mind was completely alien free, he had been cleansed of the infection when he entered Equestria, but he had kept the weapon that came with it.

With it's massive size, immense weight, insane sharpness, explosive capabilities and ability to absorb any type of energy, this wasn't a weapon to fuck around with, it was an object of pure destruction.

Nightmare didn't stand a chance.

"HEAVEN OR HELL!" he bellowed, his voice was almost deafeningly loud

Omega swung the 10 foot long blade like a feather, it was like one of those magical things, a weapon that could be be wielded by the one person who grabbed it first with the greatest of ease, to all others, it would feel as though it weighed millions upon billions upon trillions of tonnes, no exaggeration.

Nightmare was dead before her body exploded backwards, the pieces of her body disintegrating into fire, disappearing into smoke when they hit the ground, the Nightmare Realm faded away around him.

He was back in the eastern garden. His armor was still there, The Judgement Blade was still there, Nightmare was dead.

He heard the flapping of wings.

"Well done, I honestly did not think it was even possible, but you have proven yourself." Luna's voice came into his ears, respect and praise practically pouring from her words.

"Nothing is impossible if you know how to do it." Omega said, checking his armor, it was perfect, the plates polished, clean, and ridiculously strong, his visor was online, showing him everything in the night sky as though it were bright as day, he turned down the light to view the stars, he loved the stars.

"I see, so, you have fought for your right to stay here, and you have won, take this, your pony clone gave me the specifics for it." Luna said, levitating a small card to him.

Omega looked over the card, it was glorious,

Equestrian Citizenship and Social Security.

Name: Omega
Age: 25
Born: September 21, 975 A.N. (after nightmare)
Height: 6 hooves 4 inches
Weight: 191 pounds
Mane Color: Blood Red
Coat Color: Light Gray
Eye Color: Fire Orange
Race: Human
Magic Aura Color: Bright Red
Cutie Mark:

Military: Yes
Rank: Class 4 General

"Thank you, your majesty." he said, his voice pouring with gratitude.

"It was no problem Omega." she dismissed.

"This means so much, I hadn't even thought about officiating my stay, thank you, your highness." he thanked again, bowing to the Princess of the Night.

"You are a true friend, Omega. You are willing to put yourself into the greatest of danger to keep your friends safe. For you, just call me Luna." she gifted, Omega stood up again.

"Well then, thank you, Luna." he said, giving a small laugh

"Your welcome, Omega." she replied, giving a small laugh as well.

They walked back to the castle, Luna flew back to her tower, Omega entered to party hall, dismissing his armor, leaving him in his tux, he found the gala to be over with. The Mane 6 sat by the refreshment table, chatting away over what was left, including several apple based foods.

Approaching non-chalantly, Omega drank 7 cups of apple juice and apple cider in 10 seconds, downing half a pie, 3 fritters, 5 tarts, and a handful of apple fries, as well as 3 cups of punch and half a bottle of Jack Daniels, pouring a bowl of chips on his face, eating a third of them, and then smooshing about 4 different fancy foods into a ball and eating it, he looked at the 6 mares and 1 dragon.

"I was really, REALLY hungry and thirsty." Omega said to them, he burped.

"Excuse me." he said out of mannerisms.

The 7 others laughed at his shenanigans, unaware at the horror he had been through.

Omega planned to keep it that way.

Climbing into the car, Celestia having given up looking for him, Omega and the 7 others made their way home.

Going much slower this time, Omega contemplated everything that had gone on since his arrival in Equestria.

He thought about everything he had at this point.

He had a fully operational laboratory, which was safe and also functioned as an HQ.

He had 7 great friends.

He had earned the respect and trust of Princess Luna, his favorite princess.

He had 3 of the Mane 6 in the New Bolverk Squad.

He had killed the Nightmare spirit.

He had the Judgement Blade at his command.

He had his armor, new weapons, and the powers of magic.

He had earned the respect of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

He had been officiated as an Equestrian citizen

He had a really fucking good life.

He felt content.

Speeding up the car, he made sure that he and his friends would get home soon.

It had been a hectic night, yes, but...

It was the BEST, NIGHT, EVER.

Author's Note

and like that, season 1 is finished, so, what will happen now?

I'll tell you what, we get into season 2, that's what.

see you all next time.

I <3 you all, bye.

P.S. the speed of sound translates into roughly 1 mile in five seconds.

The battle of inner demons is a strange one.

Walking through town with his E.M.P. (external music player), Omega was content, it had been a few weeks since the literally bone chilling events of the GGG, he had gotten a P.O. box, and was now off to check it.

Entering the Postal Office, Omega noticed a gray coated pegasus sorting, or at least attempting to sort, mail into a small grid of boxes, no doubt a staff mail recieval, he watched her do this for a few minutes, successfully putting several letters into the appropriate boxes, he noticed her mane and tail were a straw blond, like AJ's, her cutie mark was several bubbles, no doubt an expert at making soap or cleaning/maintaining things, she moved to and fro, placing various letters in the various boxes, Omega slowly made his way to his box, watching the gray mare all the way, opening it, the pegasus suddenly gasped, she came over the counter, and placed a single letter into his P.O. box, his hand still on the tiny door.

"Thanks for that, I sometimes have trouble with the keys." she said, her voice was like a failed attempt at a grown woman imitating a teenage boy, her eyes were facing opposite directions.

"Um, no problem. Hi, by the way." Omega greeted, she turned to him.

"Oh, you're that Megaman that everypony keeps talking about." she greeted back.

"It's Omega, not Megaman, Omega, what's your name?" Omega corrected, already knowing her name was 1 of 2 options.

"Oh, I'm Ditzy Doo, but everypony calls me Derpy, even the Element Bearers, because of my eyes, it's not the best, but still, a few ponies know my real name." Ditzy revealed, pointing to her eyes.

"I see, nopony should judge another pony just because of their appearances, they should judge them because of their character." Omega philosophized.

"Yeah, they all think I can see good either, I'm just a bit dyslexic, nothing more, I can see just fine otherwise." Ditzy explained, sitting on her haunches and shrugging.

"I see, that explains it, well, it was nice talking to you Ditzy, but I'm a very busy man, and I must get my mail and be on my way." Omega said, giving a small wave goodbye, grabbing his letter, and leaving.

"Keep on trooping." Ditzy said in farewell, she probably had heard a hundred phrases like that.

Omega simply kept walking.

Entering the HQ, Omega found Dash cleaning her mithril wing blades and hidden blade, she turned to him, gave a smile, and went back to her cleaning.

"Hey there, anything you were doing besides cleaning?" Omega started the conversation.

"Yeah, actually, Twilight, Rarity and I wanted some more weapons, I mean, you have your glove, your SMG, your shotgun, your grenades, your grenade launcher, your sword, your other sword, your sword bow and arrow thing, the car, your weighs-a-fuck-ton armor, and that 10 hooves long sword with the glowing red lights covering the sharp part." Dash listed.

"I see, I'm armed almost to the teeth, and you 3 have 1 measly weapon, I'll work on it." Omega complied, sitting down at the chair in front of the main computer screen.

"That's all we wanted." Dash said, giving one last wipe at the white lustrous metal blade, then standing, stretching, and leaving

Omega worked in the designer for several minutes, he knew exactly what to make for each of them:

Twilight would have weapons with purely tactical powers, he designed a pistol with special poison gas ammo, which would explode into a cloud of fine chemicals that would seal the airways and basically choke the enemies to death..

Rarity would focus on precision, and lasers. He designed a star wars style blaster rifle, with realistic physics, of course, no recoil as laser energy has no mass to apply force with, said lasers would move at the speed of light, and be so hot that they would pierce most matter, and would definately pierce bodies, the electrical formation machinery to make the laser bolts would be powered by magic.

Dash would be the blade user, he designed another 3 hidden blades, so she would have 1 on each leg, because less isn't more, more is more, and they all needed more, he made her a simple sword that would be sharp enough and strong enough to cut through several entire bodies in a single slice.

He thought about the others, he needed to recruit them too, he thought out plans for each of them.

Fluttershy would definately be the medic, for armor, she would have a simple lab coat style garment, with the necessary improvements of basic bulletproofness and laserproofness, for a weapon, he devised a medical overclocker, which would heal wounds in seconds, it would also give the body the resources it needs for healing he needed to work on the design, also she would have a syringe style blade, perhaps a rapier, made super sharp and hard, and a function to perform a lethal injection, it could work, like an extension of her own leg.

Pinkie Pie, she would have to be the fire pony, with a very powerfully-insulative suit covering most of her body, except her muzzle, because she still needed to breath, it would just have some simple easy breathing cloth over that area, a visor was a must, for a weapon, he made a fire knife, which would simply have a super high melting point blade that would be heated at 5000oF, capable of disintegrating water and heat-cutting through walls and other such structures, as well and having a pistol that would fire cesium filled ballistic glass bullets which would explode when coming in contact with water, he would need to have the projectile break on impact with the target, but not during the firing.

Applejack, undeniable, explosives and heavy hitting, her armor would be bulletproof magic deflecting metal plating, protecting as much as it could while still allowing free movement, he wouldn't dare risk equipping the ponies with vertebral armor for the possible side-effects it could bring, he made sledgehammer foreleg boots, just because sledgehammers are cool, and sonic amplification hind leg boots, to make her bucking skills more powerful and much more deadly.

He designed, for himself, something more powerful, he needed more conventional weapons, something for assault, he started with and HE round assault rifle, called the Pownder, his Joy Rider was sped up to 600 rpm, or 10 rounds per second with a clip of 150 rounds, so 15 seconds of continuous firing, the Ballistic Nightmare was upgraded to 7.62 NATO and 3 inch claws to 6 inch claws made of mithril, the Shockwave was upped to 40mm grenades, the Sollun recieved a 500TA (tera-arcs, arc being a measurement of magical energy, 1 was enough for a spark of fire, so 500 trillion was very powerful) magical batteries for the fire and ice separately, instead of together, the Red Death was shortened to 4 feet but the energy output could be powered up to 3, making the skull's nose a button, at 3, it became a fiery red-orange lightsaber, the Shadow Void was left alone, the Splinter was dismantled entirely, replaced by the T-12, basically an upgrade to the Terminator, it was similar to the design of the SPAS-12, just like the Splinter, but firing 12kg, or 12 kilogram shells, the rounds actually weighed 15kg, with all of the casing and firing parts, but the projectile mass was 12kg, 12 shots shaped like a 4x4 square with no corners, each was 1/2 inch thick and 5 inches long with ball ends for maximum impact damage, it was calibrated to 'Imperial 50 5', or .50 inches every 5 feet, so even at 20 feet away, the pattern would be 4 inches wide, which was impressive for any gun that wasn't a sniper rifle.

Speaking of sniper rifles, he made one hell of a big one, the Archangel's Smite, firing a 127mmX381mm 'rocket spitter rounds', or 5 inch thick by 15 inch long bullets. The explosion of the powder would propel the entire bullet out of the gun, so no cycling spent casings. The clip held 3 rounds, being a perfect square. The entire thing was massive, with a 3 foot barrel, 2 foot frame, 1 foot stock, 6 feet total, the entire thing was done up in "Riduculou-Silver" coloring, or "too fucking shiny", if he couldn't reload, he could always blind his enemies. The muzzle brake was shaped like a skull, positioned so the bullets came out of it's mouth, the barrel was engraved with the statement:

"There was a war in Heaven, where Demon fought against Angel, and Angel fought against Demon, and Man used their awesome technology to kick both sides' asses."

The frame was reinforced with the same alloy that his armor was made of, to withstand the blasts, and the same cleaning/repair technology as his blades, to repair the damage from the blasts, the extra force was distributed to the sides with air-vents to keep the bullet going forward but to not completely isolate the blast. There was no secondary fire, it didn't need one.

He was done, he had 2 new weapons, and had beefed up his old ones, and replaced 1.

Setting up all of the DNA locks again, the eyes of the skull muzzle brake glowing red, the AK-47 model with red wood, all of the red on his other weapons, storing them away and setting the factory of mass fabrication, transmutation, and construction to work, he left his base, he locked the door, and went back to town.

Approaching town again, Omega found that the place was abandoned, opening his letter, he found a brief message.

Dear Omega,

It has come to my attention by my sister, Luna, that you have displayed almost god-like skills in the field of battle, as such, I require you to come to Canterlot, you possess the power of magic, you can get here anytime, we require your assistance with dealing with another great evil.

Signed, the goddess of the day,

Princess Celestia of Equestria.

He found a flat pouch containing 1 gold bit, he knew the currency system, everything was bits, an iron bit was 1, copper was 10, silver was 100, gold was 1,000, platinum was 10,000, diamond was 100,000, and then there was the dark bit, worth 1,000,000 bits, why he was given a gold bit before completing his duty, he didn't know, he teleported to Canterlot after warping the bit to his bank at the base.

A bright flash of bright red light occured, Omega came from it, he got his bearings and took off for the castle, he had installed special projectors in his boots to make him go even faster by skating across the ground on a small field of energy.

Coming up on the gates, the main gate was open, he made his way agily to the throne-room, Celestia sat there with a worried expression on her face.

"Hey, Celestia, look at me." Omega said.

Celestia looked at him, she didn't speak, her face held a defeated look on it.

Omega juggled 3 bullets in the air, before quickly loading them into the Joy Rider and shooting the throne 3 times.

"AH!" Celestia exclaimed in surprise.

"What's the situation, nevermind, that's too long of an explanation, summarize the situation in 1 sentence." Omega insisted, knowing that there was little time, the list said that Discord was loose.

"An ancient monster of chaos, Discord the draconequus, has escaped and hidden the Elements of Harmony, I need you to help the Element Bearers find them." Celestia followed the rule.

"Did he give any hint as to where they are?" Omega asked.

"He said, 'Twist and turns, are my master plan, to find the element, look back, where you began.', if I'm not mistaken.

"Where are the Bearers now?" Omega continued.

"In the maze garden, why?" Celestia asked, confused.

"Because, I know where the Elements are." Omega revealed.

"You do? How?" Celestia skepticised.

"Back where you began, not twists and turns, the hint is back where you began, the Elements are either in Ponyville or the Temple of the Two Sisters." Omega explained, getting ready to teleport, the situation was dire, he needed to get to the Bearers before they got discorded and Dash flew away.

"Okay, Omega, I'll believe you, please, go and help the Bearers save Equestria as we know it." Celestia pleaded, he was hit in the muzzle with a ball of paper, she unfolded it, it read:

"Already on it"

- Omega

Appearing in the maze garden, he found it collapsing, he jumped in the air to avoid direct impact, and landed.

All of the Mane 6 were there, without the Elements, Omega was confused.

"I'm tired of this game." Discord said, coming up out of nowhere.

He was immediately met with a punch to the face, courtesy of Omega.

"And I'm tired of you being free, but we all don't always get what we want, do we?" Omega said, not really asking the question.

"No, we don't always get what we want, dear Omega, you would know about that more than anypony, or anyONE for that matter." Discord revealed, standing up, Omega was skeptical and fearful, if Discord knew about his past, it was one hell of a need for brain bleach.

"Betrayed by your team, forced to die when freedom was at hand, being infected by a monster you tried your damnedest to kill, watching your world crumble around you as your friend cut off your head, ending up here, being forced to fight again, and again, for ponies who you know can deal with their own problems, even dear ol' Nightmare failed to beat you, but I know your weakness, Omega." Discord continued.

"You don't know shi-" Omega was cut off.

"I can assure you that I am well versed in the knowledge of 'shit' my dear machine friend, but that is not relevant, you try to appear tough to hide the fact that everything in life is too tough for you to handle, even dealing with your team is too hard, you smoked a pack a day to deal with the stress, your body is that of a war-god, but your mind is as weak as a bee." Discord mocked.

"I'm going to kill you." Omega said emotionlessly.

"Oh, on the contrary, you're going to kill you." Discord corrected vaguely.

"What do you mea-SHIT" Omega shouted as he jumped into the air to avoid the blast he almost took at point blank range, he landed in line with the Mane 6.

Standing 20 feet away was a line of dark, things, the 7 hero and heroines could tell that they were evil.

In the line were 7 beings, 2 unicorns, 2 pegasi, and 2 earth ponies, and 1 human.

Of the unicorns, one had a sickly yellow coat and pale purple mane, the other had toxic green coat and blood red mane. Of the pegasi, one had an dirty orange coat and murky blue mane, the other had a light red coat and dark green mane. Of the Earth Ponies, one had a greenish-blue coat and a vomit-like orange mane, the other had a mud-matted dark purple coat and piss yellow mane.

The human was decked out in white armor with blue lights and had messy lime green hair, and even had a triple barrel gun glove with purple and white striped barrels and black blades on it's right hand.

Each of the ponies was wearing a necklace, each in purple metal, with different shapes of gems in each, one was a moon, one was a rock, one was a snail, one was a bee, one was a pear, and one was a tombstone. The human had a 'U' with flared ends, it was at that point it was clear.

This was a bullshit excuse for an evil clone fight.

Omega liked a fight.

The fight didn't last long, Discord must have forgotten to switch them from 'exact opposites' to 'evil clones', because they were poor fighters.

The Bearers of the Elements of Chaos were shit, the Twilight copy was so bad at magic, it knocked itself out from the strain of doing a simple levitation spell on a pebble, the Rarity copy was so 'uncouth', it ate some dirt, and choked on it, the Rainbow Dash copy was too scared to fight, hiding behind the Fluttershy copy, the Fluttershy copy was eager to fight but was weighed down by the Rainbow Dash copy and gunned down by Omega, the Pinkie Pie copy was sad and malicious, wanting nothing more than to merely sit there, refusing to move, and the Applejack copy fell into a coma from laziness and lack of work ethic, both of the Earth Pony copies were easy targets.

The evil Omega was so weak it could barely move, straining to take one step, or even breathe, Omega put and end to it's misery, removing it's helmet, blowing it's brains out, and taking the glove as well as some DNA, he had an idea, sending both to the processors, the glove would become a second Ballistic Nightmare, the DNA was just plain deadly,at least with what he was going to do with it.

Collecting the Chaos element necklaces, Omega put them in a magic-proof, transmutation-proof, bullet and melee-proof case on a closed frequency that changed every 5 seconds.

He would eventually find use for them, eventually.

After debriefing the Bearers on the true location of the EoH, Twilight, Rarity, and Omega's combined magical power teleported all 7 of them back to Ponyville

Appearing in Ponyville again, the group of 7 found themselves surrounded by chaos.

Not normal Discordian chaos, no, this was full blown apocalypse chaos.

The sky was on fire, just because fuck you, the ground was blackened, the buildings were half-destroyed, windows even half-blown out, ponies everywhere were hellbent on avoiding hell, hiding wherever they could, the Mane 6 looked at the scene in horror, Omega looked at the scene in pity.

"Come on, we can save them all if we get the E.o.H., to the library, come on, we can't save them with everything like this." Omega assessed, he was right, by the time they save the second pony, the first would be un-saved, it was hopeless without defeating Discord.

Omega luckily had a map, he made his way to the library with the Mane 6 following close behind, in a minute, they were there, the library was perfectly fine, being enchanted to be fireproof.

They entered immediately, the inside was chaosified, but to Twilight, it seemed off.

"Hold on, let me check something." Twilight instructed, walking over to one shelf, she levitated down a book, titled 'The Elements of Harmony: a reference guide'.

"Well, they're not glued to the shelves." Twilight dismissed, she opened it, it opened normally.

"It's not glued shut or has the page un-attached from the cover," Twilight started "I guess Discord missed a spot."

She read a line out loud.

"She moaned, the blankets trapping the warmth of their intimate embrace, he kissed her to silence the lewd soun-OH DEAR CELESTIA!" Twilight stopped reading.

"What the hell was that?" Dash asked, none of them were expecting THAT kind of literature in a reference guide.

"Discord switched the covers of the books, the E.o.H reference guide cover is on an erotic novel, that sneaky bastard." Twilight explained, thoroughly pissed off.

Omega took the ill-covered book, the Mane 6 gave him a look of 'really?', he waved a hand to dismiss their concern, he turned to the very first page, where the book repeated the title.

"Alright, apparently, the book in this cover is called 'Wet Flanks', Twilight, find the book with the cover of 'Wet Flanks', it might be were the E.o.H. are." Omega explained.

Twilight levitated several books down, looking at the title of each one, she eventually found the cover that matched the contents, she opened it, read a few lines silently, and looked back to everyone.

"We got a match." Twilight revealed, all of them breathed a sigh of relief, Omega much more so, he was truly hoping that the swap scheme was as simple as he guessed it to be.

"Right, well, Discord would do something like put the Elements inside the book, they're not there, so I'm guessing, from Discords riddle, 'Back where you began' must be the Temple of the Two Sisters." Omega proposed.

All of the Mane 6 facehoofed, they had the completely wrong idea about the riddle.

"Let's go then." Applejack led, they made their way to the Temple of the Two Sisters.

The way to the Temple only took a few minutes without the Nightmare interruptions.

Crossing the bridge carefully, as Omega weighed more than a full grown stallion, they tried to push open the rotting door, it wouldn't budge, Twilight tried using the Grudge, bouncing the bolt of magic to hit the hinges on the doors, the door creaked, Applejack bucked it open, the 2 doors were launched inwards, breaking and disintegrating on contact with the floor.

Entering, they found Discord sitting on a throne made of skulls and bones, to their relief, they were only animal bones, though Fluttershy was still very upset about it.

"Hello, mortals." Discord greeted smugly, drinking a chocolate milk of glass.

Omega just shot him, the bullets went clean through, leaving 3 roughly circular holes in Discord's slender body, Discord spat the glass back onto the chocolate milk.

"AH! THE PAIN!" he squealed, clutching the wounds to stop them from bleeding.

The Bearers took this opportunity to get the Elements equipped, Discord had comically place them on the original pedestals, laying them there for anyone or anything to just come and take them.

Equipping the Elements, the Mane 6 focused their friendship magic, Omega taking necessary steps to avoid the blast, and by 'necessary steps' I of course mean 'fucking huge steps'

He watched as the blast of energy was the most beautiful thing he had seen in his life thus far.

Discord was a statue again, the Element Bearers floated gently to the ground, all of Discord's influence was erased, everything was extinguished and repaired, it was peaceful again.

Luna and Celestia teleported into the chamber with their respective magical aura, Luna's was midnight blue, Celestia's was fire orange.

"Well done, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie, once again, Discord has been sealed away, and this time, the seal will stay sealed." Celestia greeted with cheer evident in her voice.

"I thank you all, especially you, Omega, your leadership has triumphed once again, and it's nice to see the Elements of Harmony do their work when you're not having their work be done on yourself." Lune greeted, lightheartedly joking. She tossed Omega a gold bit and winked to him, Omega wasn't sure why, but hey, free money.

The Mane 6 half-heartedly tried to dismiss the praises, but Omega accepted his completely, after all, wearing your pride was one thing, but accepting your pride was a completely different and very okay thing to do, after all, he deserved some pride.

The princesses took the liberty of teleporting all 9 of them back to Ponyville, Omega was the first to speak, as he needed to return to his HQ and check on the progress on his machines.

"Whelp, see ya' Celly, hope to see you again Luna." Omega farewelled, walking back to the forest and sprinting once he passed the treeline.

"He is a very strange stallion." Celestia mumbled.

"What? Just because he likes me more than you? Learn to accept a loss, Tia." Luna said playfully, taking to the skies and flying back to Canterlot.

"Come on, Lulu, you know he's strange." Celestia insisted, taking off after Luna.

The Mane 6 shared a few words of conversation, before agreeing to go back to their daily lives.

It was truly an odd day.

[cente]<>Walking along the path in the Canterlot gardens Omega was pleased that the guards not only treated him respectfully, but also allowed him to enter, walking through the winding white stone paths, he came across Discord's statue, it looked hilarious, his position of standing, though with one hand clutching his torso, the wounds had healed, yes, but Omega did not have the intention of killing him, only to make him stop talking, and to prove Discord's own mortality, he continued on his merry way.

Teleporting back to Ponyville feeling fresh and relaxed, Omega made his way to Fluttershy's cottage, he would need to tackle the hardest to get first, and that was the demure yellow mare.

Nopony was there, he left, going to the park, he saw somepony exiting the area.

Walking closer, he found Twilight leaving, she looked very distraught, walking next to her, he began running a hand through her mane to smooth out the worst of the messiness it had somehow accumulated, she tensed.

Twilight visibly calmed down after realizing Omega was the one touching her, she walked away calmly, Omega followed her.

She went back to the library, acquired a patched up plushie, probably quite old.

"Twilight, what are you doing?" Omega asked suddenly.

"I need something to write to the princess about, before the end of today!" Twilight answered, upset and with frazzled nerves.

"What do you mean?" Omega asked, he knew what was going on, but he needed to feign ignorance to keep up appearances.

"I need a friendship lesson to report about, but none of my friends have any problems, so I need to MAKE a problem." Twilight responded.

"Calm down, Twilight, don't let this get to you too much, I'm sure the princess won't mind." Omega assured.

"Oh she'll mind, what if she thinks that I'm not taking my studies seriously? What if she sends me back to Magic Kindergarten?" Twilight was almost in full blown panic, Omega needed to fix this fast or at least mitigate the situation to buy himself some time.

"Magic Kindergarten? Seriously Twilight? She's not going to send you to magic Kindergarten, you're... how old are you?" Omega asked, for once, he was not feigning ignorace, he truly did not know.

"I'm 19 years old, I'll turn 20 in a couple of months." she revealed.

"Then don't sweat it, in my world, you would be out of highschool by now, and with your mind, in college, you're not going to be sent to Magic Kindergarten, that's for, like, 5-7 year olds. So just take a deep breath." Omega started, breathing in deeply, Twilight followed.

"Then, breath out." Omega continued, breathing out, Twilight followed, calming down.

"In, out, in, out, in out, in out." Omega continued, Twilight relaxed, she shivered at the tingling rush of nerves that went up her spine, she felt her energy come back to her, sanity restored.

"Feel better now?" Omega asked, hoping the breathing trick worked.

"Yeah, thanks Omega." Twilight sighed, her voice was back to normal, the adrenaline receeded, she sat down, forelegs out, Omega sat on a chair that was available.

"I hope we weren't interrupting any magical telekinetic rutting." Dash piped in crudely.

"Shut up Rainbow, we're here to help, not embarass them." Applejack criticized, giving the cyan pegasus a smack upside the head for emphasis.

"What? We, I mean, us? Together? Like that? No no no no no no! It wasn't like that at all." Twilight blubbered, her stress was back in an instant.

"Twilight, calm down, RD is just being a bitch." Omega explained, Twilight breathed in deeply, exhaled, and was better.

"HEY, I am NOT!" Dash protested.

"I'll believe you when you prove me wrong." Omega offered, RD sighed.

"What are you all doing here?" Twilight querried, 5 minutes ago, her friends had been laughing at her problems.

"We realized how meanie-pants we were being, and decided to come and make amends." Pinkie chimed.

"Right, well, you should have taken me seriously, could you not tell how stressful today has been?" Twilight rebuked, acutely angry.

"You're right, Twilight, you're right, we, as you're friends, bonded by not only actions and trust, but by fate, should have acted like it, and helped you." Rarity admitted.

"Well, it's night-time now, I won't be able to get my letter to Celestia anyways!" Twilight said, pointing to the window to the now night sky.

"Sweet, stars are out." Omega said simply, going over the window and gazing at the stars.

Celestia teleported into the library.

"Twilight Sparkle!" Celestia announced, he voice magically amplified.

"Celestia?" Twilight said in disbelief.

"I am disappointed in you," Celestia started, Twilight cringed "I'm disappointed in all of you." the princess of the day continued.

"Huh?" all 6 of the mares were confused.

"You let this problem get out of hoof, I thought I taught you better than that, worrying about something as small as a letter, I don't need written confirmation to know that you are learning about friendship, as long as the Elements of Harmony shine in the light, I know that all six of you are still friends." Celestia revealed, the magic of the EoH was directly connected to the Bearers own friendship, and they almost always shined bright and gleaming.

"I see, I'm sorry." Twilight apologized, sounding defeated.

"Don't be, I should apologize for putting you under the impression that I expected a letter every week." Celestia admitted, sounding sad.

"So, from this day forth, all 6 of you will be expected to send me a friendship report, when, and only when, you have something to report about." Celestia decreed, Twilight smiled.

"Thank you, Celestia." Twilight said in calm gratitude.

"Yes, I-" the princess turned to see Omega at the window "Oh, hello Omega, I'm sorry I didn't see you there." she faltered.

"I don't care, I don't let the small stuff get to me, see you later, girls, see you hopefully a long-ass time from now, Celly." Omega greeted, stepping out of the door.

"Why do you treat me with so little respect?" Celestia questioned.

"Because the night is a lot better than the day, in my humble, honest opinion." Omega answered, swiftly departing into the night.

"I see, well, I must get back to Canterlot, even princesses need their sleep." Celestia farewelled, teleporting out of the room.

"And normal ponies need their sleep too, g'night y'all, I'm headin' home." Applejack departed.

The others followed suit, leaving only Twilight.

"Well, it's time for bed." Twilight announced to herself, going up to her bedroom, she laid down, snuggling up under the covers.

That night, she dreamt of Omega, and his selflessness that could wield the Elements of Harmony by himself.

Author's Note

AND THAT'S THAT, another day or two, another chapter, we're officially in Season 2 at this point.

Please, someone comment about my jokes, it makes me feel lame to have people comment on ONLY the big things, despite the fact that the lesson is 'don't sweat the small stuff'

I <3 you all, see you next time

The "Nightmare" is gone.

Omega was ready for tonight, it was Hallowee-no, it was Nightmare Night, and he had the perfect costume.

All it took was some black hair dye, a blue shirt with some circuitry in it, white scarf attached via metal collar, shoulderguards in the form of a thick-ass plating necklace, a visor with 3 pairs of eyes, temporarily re-coloring his gloves from black and red to black and white, blades on the back of his boots, and a cyan X over his usual core plate, equipping the Light Arrow, he was ready.

He was dressed as Xero.

Making his way at Mach 3 speed, he had copied Xero's armor exactly, and loved the feeling of speed.

He was in town in a few seconds, it was night time, he found that everypony was already out and about, flying through the sky on the jet function that would never work with his normal armor, he found RD on a cloud, laughing.

"Hey Dash." Omega said, poorly imitating a british accent.

"Omega, what are you? For Great Brimain?" Dash greeted, then she got a good look at him.

"Before you ask, no I'm not wearing your armor, I made my own, they're both based on Xero's armor suit." Omega explained before the cyan mare could complain.

"Oh, alright, sounds cool, anyways, I'm a Shadow Bolt, apparently the evil clone of the Wonderbolts, and if you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm just scaring the shit out of random ponies on the street." Dash revealed.

"Hopefully not literally." Omega joked, but still though, that would be disgusting.

"No, not literally." Dash assured him, because that would be seriously disgusting.

"Okay, heh, talk to you later Dash." Omega said, leaving.

"Alright, talk to you later Omega." Dash farewelled, waving to him before spotting another pony to scare.

Omega soared through the sky, he found Twilight.

"Hey Twi." Omega greeted, swooping down and walking next to her.

"Hey, Omega, who are you dressed as?" Twi asked.

"My old team mate Xero, nice Starswirl the Bearded costume." Omega said, his correctness cheered Twi up

"Finally, someone who gets it." Twi responded, pleased that someone knew ancient pony history.

"Right, 'sup Spike." Omega greeted the small dragon, Spike smiled.

"Yo Dawg, I heard you like dragons." Spike imitated Omega's joke, gesturing to himself.

"Heh heh, nice." Omega chuckled, Equestria's peacefulness had taken it's toll on him, he felt happy.

"Well, you should meet up with everypony, maybe see what their going as." Twilight suggested.

"Right, I should, see ya later Twi." Omega said, rocketing off.

Finding Pinkie Pie and Applejack at a group of games, Omega swooped down to talk to them.

"Hey girls." Omega lilted.

"Hey Omie." Pinkie greeted, wearing a chicken costume.

"Howdy Omega." AJ said, she seemed happy, she was a scarecrow.

"Hey, nice costumes, I'm going as my old team mate Xero." Omega revealed, turning around to show them the extent of the costume.

"Nice, wanna play some games?" Applejack offered.

"Nah, I would probably win all of them, I'll give other ponies a chance." Omega declined.

"Wanna come trick-or-treating with me?" Pinkie offered.

"No, I'm just going around, talking to everypony." Omega declined, getting ready to rocket off.

"See ya later then." all 3 of them said simultaneously.

Omega soared through the sky again, he looked amongst the ponies, and found the only 2 of the Mane 6 he hadn't already talked to, Rarity and Fluttershy.

"Hey you 2, wouldn't expect either of you to be out and about tonight." Omega said to the 2 mares, stopping his jets to stand with them.

"It's wonderful to be out tonight, Omega, you helped us gather the courage to celebrate the holday outside, and might I say that is a fabulous costume, what are you supposed to be?" Rarity asked.

"My old team mate Xero, and you 2 are?" Omega asked.

"I'm going as Princess Celestia." Rarity explained, gesturing to the added colors in her mane and the fake wing jacket, she really did look like Celestia, though a shorter, darker maned copy.

"I'm just a butterfly." Fluttershy said, she had a small head-clip with antennae on it, her wings had been coated in special chemicals to make them look like bulky butterfly wings.

"Your costumes are great, I've got to get back to the square though, I'll see ya around." Omega insisted, jetting off.

Landing in town square, Omega found Twilight off to the side, he decided not to bother her, he leaned against a wall, Light Arrow in hand, he decided to wait for something to happen.

He didn't have to wait long, somepony shouted to bring attention to the sky, Omega looked, it was Luna on a black chariot being pulled by a couple of Lunar Guards, he had seen several of the Lunar Guards at the Gala, it wasn't anything odd.

"It's Nightmare Moon!" he heard Pinkie scream, everypony went into a panic.

Luna jumped from the chariot, gliding down to the ground, everypony cowered, except for Omega and Twi.

"Greeting subjects, it is I, Princess Luna of the Equestria, goddess of the night." Luna proclaimed to the entire square.

Nopony responded, they all tried to make themselves as small as possible.

"Um, why are you cowering?" Lune asked, confused.

"It's because these dumbasses think that your Nightmare Moon still, step aside Luna." Omega instructed, now standing in the middle of the square, he dismissed the Light Arrow before anypony could see it.

"ATTENTION, EVERYPONY, THIS IS NOT NIGHTMARE MOON, THIS IS YOUR PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT, HER MAJESTY PRINCESS LUNA, THE NIGHTMARE SPIRIT WAS BANISHED FROM HER SOUL, AND I HAVE SLAIN THE HELLISH BEAST OF NIGHTMARE MYSELF, SO CALM YOUR COLLECTIVE TITS, AND SHOW SOME RESPECT TO HER HIGHNESS, RULER OF THE NIGHT, PRINCESS LUNA." Omega yelled, turning on his built-in-megaphone for emphasis.

Everypony clenched their ears in pain, but they words still came through, after the announcement, they stopped fearing Luna.

But they started fearing this black haired, blue clad, white scarfed, red eyed man.

"AH, RUN, IT'S THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!" somepony screamed, the panic was back.

Omega simply left, the ponies calmed down when the horrific being had departed.

Omega landed back at the HQ and shed a tear, he entered, crying, and leaped to the living room platform.

Twilight entered the HQ in search of the distraught man, she found him leaned over, sitting in a chair, tears dripping off of his face.

"I fucked it up, I fucked it all up." he sounded defeated, Twi walked over quietly, wiping a tear from his face.

"No you didn't, Omega, you didn't fuck anything up." Twi tried to comfort him, though not sure why he was so upset.

"Yes I did, now they all see me as a monster." Omega argued.

"They see the costume as a monster, not you, Omega, they really like you, and personally, I find it impressive that you killed that Nightmare spirit, I had a feeling that it wasn't dead when we banished it from Princess Luna's body, but to know that you killed it is amazing. Maybe you should change the color of the outfit?" Twilight comforted, proposing a solution.

Omega sighed, he felt better now, he walked over to the main computer, he entered the codes, now he had 2 suits of armor. Vertebral Armor (Omega Power) and Vertabral Armor (Omega Speed), the suit was re-colored and minorly re-designed, no gloves or boots, his own would work fine, but the armor itself needed a re-design, the shirt was recolored dark red, the mouth cover and shoulderguard necklace were fine, the scarf was removed, leaving a streamlined design, the jets were part of the armor, so they would stay, with practice, he could switch between his 2 armors with speed and ease.

Dressed in his new normal clothes, ones that Rarity had made, which was just a white or red shirt and red hoodie or jacket, putting on the white shirt with the red jacket, he and Twi went back to town.

Re-approaching town, the pair found it to be just as bustling and lively as it was before the incident with Luna and Omega.

Nopony paid the pair any mind, proof that Omega was in the clear, the red haired man was visilbly more relaxed at the evidence that nopony knew that the 'destroyer of worlds' was actually him.

The pair entered the library, Omega could just teleport to either his town-house or the HQ when he needed, turning on the light, the pony and the man found the other 5 of the Mane 6 waiting for them.

"Hey, what was that?" Dash started, Omega could have feigned ignorance and asked what she was referring to, but he had too little of a tolerance for bullshit to do so.

"It was me failing at fixing the situation, and before you ask, yes, it is true, the Nightmare spirit was banished from Luna's body, but I killed it, that's why I'm such good friends with her as to be on a 'no-title-first-name' basis, it was about 4 different rings of hell to kill that monstrosity, but I did, Luna herself can vouch for that, I know this means that I have fighting abilities that are abso-fucking-lutely terrifying, but I hope you can get over that and still accept me as the friend that you know and trust, remember, I only hurt people who deserve it." Omega explained wholly, waiting for a response.

Then a miracle happened, all 6 of the mares gathered around him for a group hug, he felt something he hadn't felt in a painfully long time.

He felt safe.

It had been months, it was now Twilight's birthday, Omega had recruited all of the Mane 6, gotten their armors fitted right, it was great, New Bolverk Squad was complete.

Rarity was in Canterlot, and the rest of the squad had moved Twilight's party to the castle.

In the Party Hall, Omega had announced it safe to share some cigs, as they all were equipped with the necessary machinery to kick the ass of any diseases they might get.

Rarity was running between 2 parties, one in the garden, one in the hall, eventually, Fancy Pants noticed something.

"What is that flaming thing in your mouth, Miss Rarity?" the white coated stallion asked, contrary to his name, he did not wear pants.

"What?" Rarity asked, cigarette falling from her mouth, she noticed it immediately and disintegrated it.

"It was nothing." Rarity dismissed.

"I see." Fancy dismissed as well.

"Why are we out in the garden anyways? If you don't mind my asking," Rarity questioned.

"It's because the 6 ponies and that human looking thing rented out the ENTIRE party hall," Fancy revealed, gesturing to the big-ass window "Say, I thought there were 6 ponies in there, but there's only 5, where's the other one?" he questioned.

Inside the party hall, Omega was bringing out the liquor, of course he made sure that they were all old enough, surprisingly, the legal drinking age was 18, Twilight was, now, 20, Applejack was 20 as well, Pinkie Pie was 20, though closer to 21 than AJ, Fluttershy was 21, close to 22, Rainbow Dash was close to 19, and Rarity was, wait, where was Rarity, he looked for her before remembering the events of the show, he looked out of the big-ass window, when he saw her.

"Hey, isn't that Rarity out there?" he said, not so much asking but pointing it out.

"Huh?" most of the Mane 6 querried, turning from the table Omega was distrubuting the liquor at to look.

Indeed, Rarity was outside, talking to several high class ponies.

"Let's go check out that fancy party." Pinkie proposed.

"Pinkie, remember the last time we dealt with a fancy party?" Twilight interrogated.

"Oh, right, well then, let's CRASH IT." Pinkie corrected herself.

"I'm all for it." Omega agreed.

So, they devised the best way to make an entrance.

Outside, Rarity was trying to squeeze in the bit of dialogue she needed to excuse herself from the party.

She suddenly got the telltale signal of an update, she checked her notifications, she almost stopped breathing at the message

From Omega>To All: New Objective; crash garden party.

The big-ass window was blasted from its frame, the 5 mares and Omega exited, Omega simply magicked the window back into place and fixed it, for him, magic was an 'Imagination Based Superpower'.

"WOOHOOOOO!" Omega, Pinkie, and RD shouted, Omega dismissed the Shockwave and joined the crashing.

It started with Pinkie spiking the punch with a kilogram of sugar, then taking all of the tiny snacks and smooshing them onto cupcakes. Rainbow Dash made it rain, not like a rapper, but like a pegasus. Fluttershy brought in some animals. Applejack swapped the gentle music for something more lively.

Then, Twilight and Omega began dancing together, not dancing-right-next-each-other together, but fancy-ass-dance-of-love-or-some-shit-like-that together.

The fancy ponies froze in shock, then hauled their fancy flanks out of there.

The only 3 who didn't leave were Rarity, Fancy Pants, and Fleur de Lis.

"Well, I must say, that was certainly exciting." Fancy admitted, his tone was joking.

"Yes, t'was the greatest thrill I've had in quite a while, and that's saying something." Fleur revealed, her voice was like a honey, mixed with whore, she levitated out a silver-steel pistol, cleaning it.

"I'm Omega, and these are the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, who are you." Omega interrogated, ready to strike.

"I'm Fleur de Lis." the slender mare answered.

"And most would call me Fancy Pants, but my real name is Fancy Gat." Fancy responded, bringing out a pair of heavy looking copper colored shoes.

"And we're the Co-Leaders of the 3rd Street Saints." both of them said at the same time.

"You're in the wrong crossover." Pinkie told them.

"Oh, bye then." they both said simultaneously, fading from sight.

"What the fuck was that?" Omega, Applejack, Twi, Rarity, Dash, and even Fluttershy announced all at once.

Pinkie merely bounced in place.

Omega entered the HQ, took off his jacket and hoodie, walked through the sanitation chamber, cleaning his body of the sweat and grime, as well as anything else that may have also clung to his skin, put on his red 'angryfaic' shirt, and sat down in one of the leatherbound chair on the living platform, he lit a cigarette and took a drag.

"*long sigh* This place fills me with emotions, it's a rollercoaster of good and bad, I love the ponies, they're genuine friends, but they drive me crazy with their happiness, not that I hate that sort of thing, it's just, I've become too used to violence and hatred, it's hard to accept peace and friendship, but it's getting easier, it helps that I've been able to salvage some humanity, I need to work harder on adjusting to life here, what's today's date?" Omega ranted, looking at his calender he had been able to set up. Equestria's timeline worked almost the exact same as Earth's, but more, predictable, clean cut.

There were exactly 7 days in each week, exactly 4 weeks in each month, and exactly 12 months in each year, so 28 day long months, 48 week long years, and 336 days in one year, very clean cut.

The seasons were also clean cut, lasting exactly 3 months each, may-july for summer, august-october for fall/autumn, november-january for winter, and february-april for spring.

He read his calender, it had been several months since he arrived, it was now the middle of august, he felt like he was forgetting something that was really, really, really fucking important, he shrugged it off.

"Eh, it's probably nothing." he dismissed the feeling, it was probably nothing important.

He fell asleep like that, his fireproof everything, cigarette in his mouth, inhaling deeply of the smoke, his lung filters cleaning out all the bad stuff.

Waking up, Omega found that his cigarette was gone, taken by a cleaner bot, he had made them to maintain the hardware, not just clean, he found a notification from the terminal.

CRITICAL: A large amount of carbon trigon-lattice crystal has been gathered from the mine, assess immediately.

The name, carbon trigon-lattice crystal, it sounded familiar, he opted to simply go to the terminal instead of check his data banks for the name.

Accessing the terminal, he checked first all of the 'blood' and 'light' hardware, then check the matter at hand.

His mine struck diamonds, and apparently, a shit-ton of them, briefly considered a weapon idea, before dismissing it, but then thinking about it again, making diamond infused armor, he could make it work, defend himself against a hell of a lot more, he dismissed the thought again, this was NOT part of the adjusting to peace, he changed the blades on his boots to be diamond, as well as the shoulderguard necklace to be colored like grey metal but be made of diamond.

He immediately remembered something, it was Spike's birthday today, Omega packed about a pound of single carat diamonds into a bag of chips, he sealed it up and teleported to the library.

Appearing in front of the library, Omega instantly opened the door and walked inside.

"Sorry I'm late." he greeted, seeing only Twi and Spike.

"You're early, actually." Twi greeted.

"Oh, well, hey, I'm here." he re-greeted.

"What's up with the bag, is that my present?" Spike asked.

"Yep, I know you're gonna love it." Omega assured, carefully placing the bag of diamond wafers on the table.

Over the next few minutes, the other 5 ponies joined the trio, the party started.

Omega wirelessly set up a song for dancing, and the rave began.

Dancing skills (and lack thereof) were shown off, Twilight and Omega would have easily won if it was a competition, Spike was easily second, doing a variety of amazing dances, Pinkie did the moon-trot and other Micholt Jackson dances, Applejack showed off her balancing skills by doing her moves on 2 legs, Rarity did a ballroom routine, Rainbow Dash was breakdancing... on the Luna-Damned ceiling, just because she's that awesome, and Fluttershy politely declined the dancing.

Spike opened his presents after the music faded away. He got:

A bottle of 'Scale-everything you need' from Fluttershy, where she got a bottle of 'Scale-everything you need', nopony knew.

Pinkie threw the party, but also got him the sapphire cupcake the Cakes made, as sapphires were known amongst dragons to possess berry-like tastes, and she decided to not make the dragon wait to go to Sugarcube Corner to get it.

Applejack got him a blanket, because she knew he needed a new one.

Rarity made him a nice necklace, silver with a bit of colored green colored glass instead of a gem, not because she was being stingy, but because she knew he would eat the charm if it was a real emerald, the charm itself was in the shape of a tiny unicorn, about an inch tall.

Rainbow Dash got him a dumb-bell, because it was the only thing she could think of that Spike would want, this was his 13th birthday, and teenage colts liked to work out or something, she wasn't sure.

Twilight gingerly removed the ribbon from the book she had gotten him and put it back on the shelf, from the way Spike spoke when revealing the fact he only ever got one present, a book, from her, he would be happier with nothing than with a book.

Then came Omega's gift, Spike carefully opened the bag, extremely slowly.

"You got him a bag of chips?" all 6 of the mares asked him, quietly and simultaneously.

"A type of wafer, actually." Omega corrected.

*crunch*

"Are these... diamond chips?" Spike asked Omega with glittering eyes.

"No," Omega started, Spike's visage deflated "They're diamond wafers, not chips." Omega corrected, Spike's visage immediately lit up again, he then grabbed a few of the wafers, and ate them, they tasted like victory, victory and hot sauce, because diamonds are made in the FUCKING MANTLE OF THE EARTH, SO OF COURSE THEY'RE HOT.

"Thanks so much Omega, this must have cost a fortune, and all for me." Spike replied in great gratitude.

"Naw, I got several tonnes of them in the storage bay, found them today," Omega explained.

"Thanks anyways." Spike insisted, eating the chips with care and euphoria, because they were like a DRAGON DELICACY.

Overall, they had a great day, and Spike didn't go crazy with greed and ruin the town.

Omega still had that strange feeling that he was forgetting something important, not only that, but he was feeling older.

He was feeling, though only very slightly, older.

Author's Note

Another chapter, I skipped like, 4 episodes, but whatever, I also skipped recruiting processes for the other 3 of the Mane 6, so yeah, all of the Element of Harmony Bearers are now partly killing machines, or just machines.

Who woulda thunk it? *cough*tehrandompony*cough* huh? that was a wierd cough, whatever

next chapter soon, like always

I <3 you all, see ya later.

Tactical Care Package Inbound

WARNING: Scootalove inbound, if you don't like it, deal with it.

Omega awoke, he felt eyes watching him, he turned to see the cleaning bot scrubbing some spilt liquor, he had decided to drink last night, and 'good guy cyborg body' would never allow the pains of drinking or smoking to affect him.

Getting out of bed, Omega took a trip through the sanitation chamber, put on his white 'angryfaic' shirt and red hoodie, deciding to leave it unzipped, he had a waist holster with a cyan diamond framed .44 magnum Desert Eagle in it.

Putting on his dual Ballistic Nightmares, as he had gotten a 2nd one from his bullshit Discord clone, and deciding he was ready for any low grade crime that might occur during the day, he set off, a casual pace dominating his trip.

Coming into town, being met with friendly face and familiar places, Omega made his way to the town square, finding fewer than normal ponies out and about, he checked his clock, it was 5 in the afternoon, he had slept in, very badly at that.

Going to the ponies' homes, he found them all to be closed, Applejack wasn't in the fields, Pinkie wasn't serving customers, Rarity didn't answer, Fluttershy didn't answer either, which, while more expectable, was still odd, making his way to the Post Office, he found a letter in his P.O. box, it read;

Dearest Omega,

It has occured to me the importance of this day, so, therefore, I have decided to give you extra pay for this week, have a wonderful day.

Signed, goddess of the night

Princess Luna of Equestria.

Omega had found out why the princesses always put 'of Equestria' after their names and titles, apparently, many other countries across this world ALSO had royal families, and, of course, princesses, so it was necessary to put 'of (whatever country you're from)' after your signature.

Omega found, instead the usual 1 gold bit, there was 5 gold bits, he decided to spend the money on something nice, a TV, perhaps, he could really do with one of those.

Making his way to the shopping district, Omega decided to purchase some furniture along with a big television, taking them home, wearing his armor to enhance his strength enough to carry them all in one trip, he got a full house of furnishings for the town-house, a nice dining room set for the HQ, and a big TV for the living room, deciding he was done with that, leaving him with 137 of the 5000 bits he had recieved, he stored them in his safety bank, and went back into town.

Upon reaching the start of the buildings, he recieved a message.

2IC Twilight has sent a message.

He really needed to turn the notifier of 'someone else on the team has sent a message' off, he didn't want to spy on what may have been a private conversation

From Twilight>Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity: Objective Elder: Complete, acquire Omega to enact Objective Rave.

Omega was curious now, Twi had made a mission specifically for the ponies, and not him, he waited in town square, eventually, somepony entered the square, looking for him, he sat there, on the bench, and timed them.

4 seconds and he was found, it was Applejack.

"Howdy Omega, how ya doin'?" the orange mare asked.

"I'm alright, just sitting here, waiting for inspiration to come." Omega answered.

"Well, I need yer help, ah've got some hay in the barn that needs haulin', could ya' come and help?" AJ requested.

Omega knew this was deception, the Apple family, even young Applebloom could move it all in an hour, but maybe having his help could speed up the process, he agreed.

"Sure, lead the way." he accepted.

He followed AJ all the way to Sweet Apple Acres, the mare stopped for a second.

"Ah'll go let 'em know yer here." she insisted, galloping off to the center of the massive farm.

Omega counted to 10, then followed, quickly, he made his way past dozens of rows on apple trees, he came upon the barn in less than 30 seconds.

Applejack was just exiting, closing the door behind her, she ran muzzle first into Omega's steely chest.

"AH, how'd you get here so fast?" she interrogated.

"I can go fast, so I did, and now I'm here." Omega answered simply.

"Ah see, well, ah'm was just about to get some water." the farmer said, trotting off to the house.

Omega counted to 20, and opened the barn door.

It was dark, he knew the barn had electrical lighting, he groped the wall to find the switch, finding it and flicking it, he was met with a heavenly sight.

It was a party, the banner read 'Happy 26th birthday, Omega' with the O being the omega-symbol

He remembered, he had forgotten his own birthday, September 21st, the day of madness, it was said, apparently, Xero and Askad were born on the same day, and Kary was activated the same day, though of course on completely different years, so it was just coincidence.

He saw all of his friends, the Mane 6, Spike, Pomega, and even the CMC.

He found there to be an army of sweets ready to attack his taste buds with their sugary flavors. The beverages were whiskey, vodka, and fruit punch, his favorites, as well as plenty of water to clean his mouth with. The cake was a big rectangle, with the words 'Happy 26th Omega' with 26 'bullets' made of cookie stuff, iced with a much more solid icing to have black casings and red projectiles, 9 presents were laying on the table, neatly stacked in a 2d pyramid.

"This isn't a good party," Omega started, the 11 friends looked saddened "This is the BEST PARTY I'VE EVER HAD." Omega exclaimed, the ponies and dragon were instantly happy again.

The partied hard, Omega and Twilight danced excellently, as always, the others dances weren't important enough to list.

Then came the presents, he recieved:

From Spike, a chain necklace, with a ruby Omega symbol and an onyx chain, it was practically pouring swag.

From Fluttershy, a book of poetry, with each page having a famous poem at the top and a space to write your own at the bottom, he had informed them that he liked poetry.

From Rainbow Dash, a pack of cigarettes, they were a fine blend, apparently she also got a sample one, Omega assured her he would smoke them later.

From Applejack, a bottle of special whiskey, he bursted out laughing at the label, 'Apple-Jack Daniels', he let his laughter die out and thanked the orange farmer for the thoughtful gift.

From Pinkie Pie, she threw the party, so nothing else.

From Rarity, a new set of clothes, a black jacket and black hoodie, and 6 templar cross shirts, black with red, black with white, red with black, red with white, white with black, white with red, he was very grateful for the clothes, he had found that aesthetics helped him preserve his humanity.

From Pomega, a good ol' pat on the back, and an artist palette, with a flip-book the size of a portrait canvas, his clone knew their shared skills with painting.

From the CMC, he got a... thing, it looked like himself, with strings to attach his hands and feet, as he normally did not have arms and legs, it came with a small knife that looked like the Longinus, he asked the small trio what the gift was.

"It's a plushie, of you." the cute little fillies answered at the same time.

"Oh, that makes sense, this is great, how'd you get the knife?" Omega querried, he needed to know, it worried him.

"Pomega gave us the design." the CMC answered, again at the same time, Omega turned to his pony clone.

"Don't worry, it doesn't work." Pomega assured him, Omega calmed down visibly.

The last gift was from Twilight, she gave him a necklace, unlike Spike's swag necklace, it was shaped like an element of harmony necklace.

"I call it, the Element of Leadership." she explained, the jewelry was indeed magical, analyzing the energy, Omega found it the omega-symbol to be a sort of lens for a gray and red double helix laser, the necklace itself was made of the same gray alloy as his armor, with the red gem being in the shape of the omega-symbol.

"Thank you, Twi, this is an amazing gift, I love it." he said in gratitude.

"It was no problem, Omega." Twilight dismissed, blushing a little.

Omega hugged her, her tiny blush expanded across her cheeks, the others giggled at the display, and joined in the group hug.

Several minutes passed, the group hug finally broke off.

Omega felt great, though he was technically more than a quarter done with his life, it didn't matter, you may only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.

The rest of the sweets were eaten, Omega tested out the laser function of his 'Ring Leader', as he codenamed it, a cupcake went up, a small pile of ashes came down.

"Awesome." Omega stated simply, it was a small thing, but part of humanity was appreciating the small things, but not the stuff, the small stuff was not to be cared about.

The music went on for a while, it was half past 9 at night, the song faded away, everyone gave their goodbyes, and went home, activating the 'Vertebral Armor (Omega Speed)' Omega flew to his town-house, entering, turning of the lights to see where he was going, he went upstairs, dismissing his armor, he removed his hoodie, but not his shirt, spending an hour or so watching the stars, he finally laid down and fell asleep.

It had been a couple of months, it was December now, businesses remained open, as it was a week until Hearth's Warming Eve, Omega had decided to learn some illusion magic, it would prove useful.

Walking through the streets of Ponyville, the red haired man sat at a bench in town square, various structures were regularly cleared of snow, he had been here more than a year, arriving on the first day of October, he opened the letter, it was the usual small message with the gold bit in a small pouch, he wasn't sure why he kept getting these every week, unless he was getting Pomega's salary by accident, but that wasn't possible, as the letter's had been:

A; from her highness the majestic Princess Luna, or her lame sister Celestia.
B; specifically adressed to him, as they had his name written on them.
C; Pomega had his own mailbox at his own house, so his salary would be sent to him.
D; Pomega never said anything about not recieving his salary.
E; A gold bit, worth 1000 bit units, was much more than a police officer would recieve in 1 week.

Omega didn't question his weekly payments, though, it was practically free money.

Pulling his jacket on top of a hoodie on top of a t-shirt tight again, he made his way to the train station.

Coming closer, he found that the station was deserted, the only ponies there were the ticket booth pony, the ticket collector pony, and a little... orange... filly.

He saw her out of the corner of his eye, Scootaloo, running away from the station, he equipped his Speed armor and began the pursuit.

Following the small pegasus from the station, to town, to Sweet Apple Acres, and finally to the CMC clubhouse, he landed softly, first making his way silently up the ramp, and then leaning over, he peered into the window that was stationed about 8 feet off the ground, he saw Scootaloo there, sitting alone and cold, he felt his heart break at this sight, she laid down on the floor, squirmed underneath a small blanket, she tried to fall asleep.

Scootaloo's dream was the usual, her parents yelling at eachother, she tried to fly away, but failed, she couldn't fly, but she tried, suddenly, she was off, she felt warm, she was soaring through the sky, guided by a crimson angel, his wings were made of fire, his coat was gray, mane was crimson, he was dressed in a metal angel robe, she followed him,

The little filly felt safe, she followed the angel to a small, 2 story house in town, inside, the walls were black, with red markings, the same as the one on the angel's garb, he picked her up took her upstairs, and laid her into a large bed, she felt nice and toasty, and above all, safe.

Scootaloo woke up the next morning, she wasn't at the CMC clubhouse, she was in a large bed with an equally large blanket, it was very warm, not uncomfortably so, but nice, she felt eyes on her, then the creaking of a door.

Omega walked into the room, he had made breakfast for two, and had set it on a tray, laying the tray on the bed and sitting on a chair he had positioned to the side.

He had a soft spot for cute little girls with big, shiny eyes, he was a guardian, and that was that.

"You're up, good, have some breakfast." Omega greeted, there were 2 plates, piled up with all the essentials, eggs, pancakes with blueberries, they were his favorite, and if his guesses were true, Scootaloo would be too hungry to care, syrup, some potato things, they were tasty, glasses of orange juice, milk, and coffee, Omega was a thirsty person, and the little filly could use some good drink, and last, he had for himself some bacon, the king of meats.

Eating mostly silently, Scootaloo digging right in, Omega eating calm and mannered, they finished their meals, drank their drinks, Omega took the tray and walked out of the room with it, Scootaloo, not content with laying in bed, especially after that meal, got up, stretched, and walked out of the room as well, she saw Omega cleaning the dishes, she sat on the couch, waiting for him to say something, he put the plates away after scrubbing off the remains of the food, the tall man walked into the living room, sat in the chair across from the couch, he looked at her, she looked at him.

"How was breakfast?" he asked simply.

"It was great, the best I've had in a long while." Scootaloo answered, nervous.

"Do you feel better?" he continued, he sounded like a doctor now.

"Compared to yesterday? Yes." she responded, not sure where this would go.

"Why were you staying at that clubhouse?" he got serious this time.

"It's better than being... at home." the little filly was sad now.

"Your parents don't love or care about you?" Omega prodded.

"No, in fact, if they weren't so stubborn, they would have been divorced long ago, if they did, neither of them would want me, they're terrible, yelling at eachother almost daily, blaming their problems on me, even when I'm not there, I can tell because they're really mad at me when I DO get there, I would rather be in an orphanage than with them." Scootaloo ranted, she had begun crying, Omega held her close, his soft side taking over.

"Don't worry, now then, I know it might be a pain to repeat, but know that I will never hurt you, I want you to tell me exactly what they do to hurt you, every bit." Omega assured, he needed to deal with this problem, he would not tolerate child negligance.

"Well, *sniff* they whip me, lash me, *sniff* I've been punched a lot, my father tried to, tried to...*sniff sniff*" she couldn't continue.

"Scootaloo, stay strong, I need you to just stay strong, I can figure what your father did, just skip to the next thing." Omega reassured her, rubbing her back with a gentle embrace, he would have a field day with hurting these two.

"Well, they've tried to suffocate me, drown me, electrocute me, burn me, they've made fun of how I can't fly, called me so many vulgar things, claimed that I would never be their foal, their both earth ponies, but I'm a full pegasus, they've tried to do things with broken glass and liquor, put out cigarettes on my coat....." Scootaloo had been reduced to blubbering sadness.

Omega had been summoning weapons, loading each of them, he would prolong the suffering of these 2 vile ponies until he finished his fun with them, then he would kill them slowly, watch the life fade from their eyes, he would burn the bodies, melt the bones, make a statue of shit, bury it, then piss on the site of it.

"That's enough, Scootaloo, don't worry, I'll take care of you, and I'll make those things that claim to be your parents pay for their transgressions." Omega comforted, everything was locked and loaded, he set her on the couch.

"You can rest here, I'll be back later." Omega assured her, she curled up into a little ball, her tears had tired her again, even though she had woken up not even an hour earlier, she went to sleep.

Omega went to work.

Coming upon the house, Omega heard the yelling of the 2 ponies, kicking in the door and firing a Shockwave grenade into the room, the yelling ceased, the 2 ponies, an orange coated stallion with a white mane, and a violet maned mare with a green coat, he picked them up, and took them out to the Everfree Forest.

A few minutes later, they both woke up, looking around them, they found eachother, and they found Omega, with his dual Ballistic Nightmares equipped.

Slashing open both of their hind hooves, he let them scream, he shot the rest of the hooves off, moving up to their forehooves, he used the Red Death to cut off one of each, and the Retractor, with it's new diamond blades and same void acid, remove the other one of each, they couldn't get away now.

"You think it's funny to crush a little filly's dreams?" Omega asked them, not waiting for an answer, neutered the stallion with the massive Judgement Blade, he dismissed it.

Bringing out the Joy Rider and the Archangel's Smite, he removed the entirety of their hind legs, using the T-12 to shoot their torsos in such a way to avoid all of the important stuff but still cause a hell of a lot of pain, the Zeus Spear was used to cauterize the wounds in as painful a way as possible.

Hitting each of them with an adrenaline shot, he smiled as their blood flowed like a fountain when he shot them with the Pownder, cauterizing them again to keep them alive. He smiled, this was revenge, he more alive as much as they felt less.

Their screams persisted, he used the Sollun to freeze their forelegs, and then used the fire to smash them, they were ready for the more personal torture.

Starting with the stallion, Omega moved both of them to a lake, he suckerpunched the stallion in the face, stomach, chest, and neck. When the stallion was gasping for breath, Omega dunked his head into the water, choking him, he brought his head up, and then dunked it again, breaking the stallions ribs with a punch, he launched him into a tree, using his body for a target, he emptied an entire clip of the Joy Rider into the stallion's body, making it more lead than meat and bones, he took the body off of the tree and set it on fire.

Next came the mare, Omega simply stabbed her in the genitals with the Retractor, melting off whatever remained of her lower body, he then just sat on her chest, breaking her ribs, and he beat her to death.

Punching the caved in skull even after the mare was dead, Omega took a cigarette, smoked it, the chemicals calming him down, when he was done, he shoved it into the void that was the mare's acid melted backside, he set the body on fire.

Letting both corpses burn out, he crushed the remains, melting them, and forming them into an accurate model of a pile of shit.

He buried it, pissed on the site, took a swig of whiskey, and teleported back to town.

He went to Luna and gave her the situation, a filly with cruel and abusive parents, whom he was forced to kill because they tried to kill him, he got the okay, and was, at least legally, now Scootaloo's big brother.

Opening the door to the town-house slowly, he found Scootaloo still dozed off on the couch, gently awakening her, he presented the letter of officiality to her. She smiled even wider than she had when he had given her breakfast in bed.

"Does this mean, I can call you, bro?" she asked.

"Y'know what? Sure, of course you can Scoots." Omega accepted, she hugged him.

"Thank you then, bro." she said, her voice was flooded with emotion, Omega held her tight.

"Scootaloo, I want you to have something." he said, putting her on his shoulder, he teleported to the HQ.

Scootaloo complied, Omega wanted to do this, but didn't want to go through with the procedure.

"Scoots, I'm going to give you something, something very useful, close your eyes." Omega instructed, Scootaloo closed her bright purple eyes tight, waiting.

Omega cast an anesthesiac spell, he installed a simple set of cyborg parts into her body, all she would have to do would be to say a simple code and she would be able to call him for help.

Scootaloo woke up, the 15 minutes felt like a second, she was feeling odd, Omega was cleaning his hands.

"Now, Scootaloo, if you have a problem or just want to talk, simply say 'black horseshoe red eyes' and you can talk to me anytime." Omega explained, his hands were clean, he picked Scootaloo up took both of them through the sanitation chamber, Scootaloo sneezed from the feeling, her coat, mane, and tail were now all clean and noticably brighter, he set her down, the 2 left the HQ and went back to town.

It had been a couple of months, Scootaloo wasn't going to try to fly until spring had come, because of something with the air and shit, and spring was here now.

Jumping into the cool early morning air, she flapped now bigger and stronger wings, they had grown significantly from her newly acquired proper nutrition, and using Omega's 200 pounds each boots to weigh her down and get stronger. She almost immediately took off, she was flying, she had the ability, now she needed the technique, Omega used his skills in aerodynamics, and loaded them into her cyborg memory to help her, by 7:30 am, she was flying like a pro.

Omega felt proud, his little sister, he had grown to think of her that way, was flying, few ponies her age were able to fly like she was right now, she could have been a Wonderbolt at this point, but, like the Blue Angels, Omega hated the Wonderbolts, they were like the show-offs of the military, he was okay with show-offs, but the Wonderbolts didn't deserve to show off, they weren't good enough.

Walking Scootaloo to school, she had gotten tired from flying around for a couple of hours, Omega found that 2 bullies, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, immediately began harassing Scootaloo, Omega watched as both of them got the most priceless look across their tiny muzzles when Scoots gave them a piece of her mind, his adopted sister walked confidently into the classroom.

Omega decided that that was enough watching the school-foals and went about his day.

It had been a week, Omega walked through the streets, apparently the Cakes had foals, twins, Omega had politely declined the offer to see them, he was being a brother right now, he got a message from Scoots, he made his way to the school house, it was family appreciation day, and today was Scootaloo's day, he teleported to the school house and entered the door, everypony was excited to see him.

"Calm down kids, I'm here for a reason, not a casual visit." Omega announced.

"Right, Mr. Omega, could you wait a moment?" Cheerilee asked politely.

"Sure." Omega accepted, he sat in a chair beside the door.

"Now then, it's that time of the week again, Family Appreciation Day, today's it's Scootaloo's turn, Scootaloo, come up to the front and tell us who in your family you want to appreciate." Cheerilee directed, Scootaloo trotted up to the front of the class, a bit nervous.

"Right, the family member I want to appreciate today would be my big bro." Scootaloo announced, trying to keep her voice from faltering.

"I don't see any brother, is he late?" Cheerilee asked, confused.

"Actually he's..." Scootaloo trailed off.

"Actually he's right here." Omega announced, gesturing to himself.

"You? Her brother? How?" Cheerilee asked, whispering had started amongst the students.

"Papers are right here." Omega said, laying a document on Cheerilee's desk, with one hand, he slid the desk over a meter, moving a chair to the center of the front, he sat, bringing forth a clip from the Joy Rider, and 150 of it's large rounds, Omega began picking them up and loading them into the clip, one by one. Once the first round was in, he began talking.

"Now then, hi I'm Omega, Equestria's only human, Scootaloo's brother, anypony who laughs will be disciplined, now then, my job was to do Black Operations as a soldier, performing secret missions in obscure places to deal with unknown people, I did my job better than anyone else, I had a team." Omega levitated a piece of chalk and began drawing odd lines on the board "There was me, the leader, my friend Xero. the speedster, Kary, our energy girl, Askad, the intelligence officer." his random lines came faster, more forceful "We were known as Bolverk Squad, we did things that no other people could ever hope to do. Next, me and Xero-" he was cut off.

"Xero and I." Cheerilee corrected the man.

"Me and Xero," Omega defied, flipping Cheerilee off in without anypony but her noticing "were betrayed, our own people wanted our blood." the lines were moving even faster now "We fought for our lives, and when freedom was finally at hoof, BAM." the chalk broke, Omega magically fixed it "It was yanked away." his voice was getting really angry "We were forced to fight eachother, I... escaped," he didn't want anypony to know that he actually died to get to Equestria "I wound up here, in Equestria, I've regained my glory, reclaimed my title, I have friends, respect, a little sister." his voice softened for a moment "and NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE THAT FROM ME!" he bellowed in fury.

"OMEGA!" Cheerilee shouted

"WHAT?" he responded.

"CALM DOWN!" Cheerilee reprimanded, Omega took a few deep breaths, calming his nerves.

"Sorry about that, I just get easily angered when dealing with the ones I care about." Omega apologized, he continued his deep breathing.

He finished loading the rounds, he decided to ask for questions.

"If anypony has any questions, you have 5 seconds to do so." he proposed.

"I have a question." Diamond Tiara said, Silver Spoon was giggling.

"And what would that be?" Omega asked.

"So if you're her big brother, then wouldn't that mean one of you is adopted?" Diamond proposed, her tone was teasing.

"If you make fun of me or her, I will get mad, and when i get mad, I use my military clearance," he stood up, getting closer to Diamond's face "and when I use my military clearance, a certain somepony's entire company gets shut down and their assets are confiscated in one night, and when a certain somepony's entire company gets shut down and their assets are confiscated in one night, a certain little pink filly becomes poor, and when a certain little pink filly becomes poor," he whipsered in her ear now "That little pink filly will wish she didn't make fun of Scootaloo and her adopted big brother, and she will grow up to be the failure she claimed those whom she bullied to be." he finished, backing up and taking joy in the scared-for-her-life look that DT had on her small face.

"Well, I must be off, don't tell to have a good day, enjoy your... family... apprecia-whatever the fuck." Omega half-assed a goodbye, teleporting away before there could be any reponse to his statement.

Nopony COULD respond, they were all staring at the image Omega had drawn on the chalkboard

Omega was in town square, helping set up decorations for AJ's departure.

Rainbow Dash nailed in a banner, and subsequently avoided a bolt of lightning.

"AH, *sigh* now, careful Derpy." she complained, ascending to the mare in question.

"It's Ditzy." both Ditzy and Omega corrected.

"Well then, careful Ditzy, you don't want to do anymore damage than you've already done." Dash warned, at that moment, as though to emphasize her point, part of Town Hall's roof collapsed.

"I just don't know what went wrong." Ditzy excused herself.

"Ugh." Dash moaned, she pounded the last nail into place.

"Nice work Rainbow Dash." Ditzy complimented, flying backwards and bumping her flank into one of the support struts, knocking it over, it broke and fell, Omega used his car-flipping strength to stop it from crashing to the ground, setting it down gently, Ditzy had a sheepish smile on her muzzle.

"Don't fly backwards from now on, okay?" Omega instructed.

"Okay, Omega." Ditzy said, flying forwards to land on the ground.

Applejack had to do some rodeo shit, so they were giving their 'good luck's and such right before she left.

The ponies partied, Applejack, being different from how she would be in the show, under Omega's influence and receiving bodily enhancements, had won every single event at the national rodeo competition.

Omega and Scoots were making their way home, Omega walking, Scootaloo flying next to him, doing a few tricks suddenly, they were attacked by a beast, an ATD (anti tank dragon).

"Scootaloo, fly home, I'll be there soon." Omega instructed, calm.

"O-o-o-okay, bro, please, be careful." Scootaloo was a bit spooked, but she stayed strong, just like Omega had taught her to be.

Scoots took off, Omega equipped his Speed armor and the Light Arrow, he had upgraded it to be a double headed scythe, but with both blades on the same end, the shaft was 2 feet long, and the blast function now only needed a pressing of a button a centimeter above the grip, which was easily reachable, he had trained with it so he didn't need to worry about it working.

He blasted and slashed about a hundred times in a second, effectively piercing the armor plating, luckily the man and the beast were on the path between Ponyville and the S.A.A., so nopony witnessed the frightening display of power.

Switching to the T-12 and loading spike rounds rather than ball rounds, he blasted a good amount of lead into the ATD, ironically the T-12 weighed 20kg, the same weight as the Speed armor, but that useless fact aside, the ATD was taking heavy damage, it tried to attack, but a 'Blur' maneuver and Omega dodged, switching to his Power armor and the Joy Rider, he shot the ATD all across it's body, weakening it greatly and removing 2 legs, he switched to the Archangel's Smite and shot it's weak spot, a strange glowing symbol that looked like a lot of lines and circles.

It died instantly, Omega teleported the metals to his factory to analyze the alloys, dismissing his armor, he went back home.

Walking inside, Omega found Scootaloo making a painting, she turned to see who came in, and smiled.

"Hey bro, I was just making this drawing for you, I hope you don't mind that I used your paint." she explained, giving a cute smile, Omega didn't start being mad at her, and with that face, even if he had, the anger would be gone.

"That's alright Scoots, I don't mind, I have plenty of paints and stuff." Omega brushed it off.

He walked upstairs, laying down on his large bed, he had gotten a cleaner bot into his town-house, and it was now busy cleaning up the ashes of his cigarette, one of the fine blends that Dash had gotten him, they were great, he laid there, feeling like a younger man living with his little sister, rather than a father, then again, after double-checking the document, he was listed as her brother, he wasn't father material, he loved kids, they were the future, but he never did want to have kids, because the hassle to get them was greater than he could handle, find love, get close, get married, have sex until wife is pregnant (though that part might be okay, what followed wasn't), 9 months of agony and finally, finally have a kid, wife calms down, but would get on his back every single time something went wrong.

Omega would not deal with that bullshit, he was more of a big brother anyways, he practically had the right to go berserk on anybody or anything that hurt her, he was a guardian, it was what he did best.

His vision was filled with orange, he realized it was Scoots, and not a fire, so he calmed down.

"Hey big bro, I made you a picture." she said, dropping the large colorful painting on his chest, he picked it up, it was dry, thankfully, the hardness of the paint braced the paper. He looked at it.

It was an expertly made artistic depiction of himself and Scootaloo, he was outfitted in his Power armor, and she was wearing his Speed armor, though it had orange eyes on the visor and a violet shirt, he was holding the Joy Rider in one hand, and the Ballistic Nightmare in the other, Scootaloo had no weapons, but it looked like Omega was protecting her with his body, behind them it was night time, and Princess Luna was flying and wearing a set of royal looking pale-blue-silver armor, the creation brought him joy, joy that Scoots valued him enough to make a Masterpiece, he levitated over a frame he had laying against the wall, he put the painting in the frame, hung it on the wall, and turned back to Scootaloo, who was looking at her flank with a frown.

"What's wrong?" Omega asked, concerned.

"I didn't even get an art cutie mark, I'll never find my cutie mark." Scootaloo answered, sounding defeated.

"Hey now, don't give up little sis', never give up, instead, take this failure as another layer of sugar on the impending victory." Omega philsophized.

"How so?" the sad pegasus skepticized.

"Because, no matter how good you are at painting, you'll be even BETTER at your REAL special talent, so, the more things your even better at, and you still don't get your cutie mark, the thing you WILL get your cutie mark in, you'll be all the more amazing at doing." Omega extrapolated.

"You really think so?" she asked, her voice dripping with hope.

"If my knowledge of how cutie marks work is correct, then I KNOW." Omega assured confidently, he felt like the years of battle had been cleaned off of his soul, he felt a mixture of youth and age, talking to the little filly like a wise. older brother should be.

"Thanks, big brother, I, you've given me hope." she thanked, tears formed at her eyes.

Omega wiped the tears away with a finger.

"Don't worry, it only gets better." he assured her, holding her close for a hug.

After all, things did get easier, right?

Right?
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Wrong.

Author's Note

I needed more pony stuff rather than the Mane 6 or Omega fighting pony enemies, so this came to mind, points for Scootalove? I'd say so, Scoots is my favorite young pony, so deal with it. I felt like a few d'awws, but I know that Omega's past would not only never allow it, but kick the concept's ass, then pop some high calibur caps in it's ass, THEN throw the concept out on the street, and drive a tank over it, and shoot it with the cannons of said tank.

I guess it's kind of funny or at least WTF that the Speed armor weighs the same as the T-12, 20kg, or about 44.1 pounds, A SUIT OF CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY WEIGHS THE SAME AS A FANCY SHOTGUN.

Also, to make it clear, I am not a smoker nor a drinker, I know the terms associated with these acts because I have witnessed these terms before, not because I utilize these terms

Longest chapter yet, Omega adopted Scootaloo as her big brother, if you don't like Scootaloo, deal with it, if you can't deal with it, take your problem to Omega.

Love is "Red", but so is "Death": Part 1.

Omega awoke early, he and Scootaloo were going to practice, the orange filly had tried nearly 50 things that she did even better than painting, but still no cutie mark, she decided to participate in the best young flier's competition at the end of July, Dash would have probably come by to see, but she had made a mistake with her armor, and broke both of her wings, but she had learned the value of reading or some fuckery like that, the point was that RD was skeptical about Scootaloo's apparent superb flying ability.

Scoots was a flying pro at this point, she could outfly almost all of the fully grown pegasi in town and a good portion of the ones in Cloudsdale, Omega had updated her parts to be much stronger support, as well as the Mane 6, he had been spending all of his time with at least 2 of the 7 ponies, but he didn't really care.

He walked through the streets of Ponyville in his red jacket and white shirt with black cross, he saw couples everywhere, he had a sense of fear, it was the Hearts and Hooves day episode, he wasn't worried about his little sister helping her teacher get some love, but he WAS worried about his little sister getting HERSELF some love, looking through the day's messages, Scootaloo had given no sign of wanting love for herself.

He went to the library to find Twilight there, she was writing something down, very quickly, he watched her for a few minutes, she stopped writing, she was done, she cast a bit of magic to dry the ink, and turned around to get something, only to see him standing there.

"Hey." he greeted cheerfully, Twilight blushed.

"Hey." Twilight greeted back, her blush remained.

"What'cha got there? Something for your significant other?" Omega teased.

"No." Twilight answered, giving a good Fluttershy imitation by trying to hide behind her mane.

"Something for your special someone?" Omega prodded.

"Heh, I wish." Twilight responded.

"Is it for somepony you have a crush on?" Omega guessed, now he was curious.

"No, for somebody I have a crush on." Twilight revealed, levitating over the paper, she was blushing furiously, he looked at the paper.

Written in Twilight's beautiful penponyship, was a poem.

Twilight and the Red Knight.

Everyday, everyday the sun comes out.
I know that I'll be okay.
Everyday, everyday, the moon shines bright.
And on your heart my head will lay.

Because, I am with you.
And I love all that you do.
I know, we're meant to be~e.

So stay with me,
And together we'll sing.
Together we will si~ing

Dah, DahDah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, DahDah, Dah,
Oh whoooooaaa
Oh whooo~o~ooooaa.

Everything you do, Everything you say
What do you say?

Everything you say, Everything you do
What do you do?

I know we'll make it through

Stay with me, 'cause I don't need, any other pony
Please don't go
'Cause I don't want to be,
The one left alone.

Please stay with me, 'cause I don't want, any other pony
Please hold on
'Cause everything without you,
Seems to go wrong.

Even if, even if it's dark outside,
we'll keep eachother safe from any harm
And even if, even it's cold outside,
we'll wrap eachother gently in our arms

Because, you are with me,
and you know, love's boundless you see
I know, that's love's boundless too~ooooo

So stay with me
And together we'll sing
Together we will sii~iiing

Dah, DahDah, Dah Dah Dah
Dah, DahDah, Dah
Oh whoooooaaa
Oh whooo~o~ooooaa.

Even if it's day or night,
I know it's gonna be alright,
I know there's gonna be some fights,
but Omega? That's our lii~iiiife
We're gonna be, just fii~iiiine

Stay with me, 'cause I don't need, any other pony
Please don't go,
'Cause I don't want to be,
The one left alone.

Please stay with me, 'cause I don't want, any other pony
Please hold on,
'Cause everything without you,
Seems to go wrong

Everyday, everyday, the sun comes out,
I'll know that we will be okay,
And everyday, everyday, the moon shines bright
And on your heart my head will lay.

And together we will sing,
Yes together we will sing,

Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Do Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Do Dah Do Daaaaaaaaaaaah.

Twilight stared, her face covered in a massive blush, Omega read the poem several times, he looked up at her.

Twilight braced herself for something, anything.

She felt herself being kissed. Omega was kissing her! 'He feels the same way, SUCCESS!!!'

"That was beautiful, Twilight." Omega complimented after breaking the kiss after several seconds.

"You, you really mean it?" she was full of hope.

"Yes, that was the most beautiful poem I have ever read, a bit heavy on the Dahs, but that doesn't matter, because it shows the mysteries of love, the words practically scream purple for some reason, but that's okay, because you're purple, and, I'm making this wierd now, I'll just stop talking." he trailed off, they kissed again.

It had been a month since Hearts and Hooves Day, Twilight walked to the downstairs area of the library, she found Omega sitting there, reading a book.

She felt a disturbance in the magical force, suddenly, a rift in space and time happened, and from the rift came... Twilight?

"Twilight, me, past me, I don't have time to explain, listen." the future Twilight insisted, she looked tired and ragged.

"I can tell that you are me from the future, how far?" present Twilight asked.

"Oh fuuuuuck, this is exactly what I said, keep it together, the time spells are in the Starswirl the Beared section of the Canterlot Royal Archives, now listen, follow your heart, and listen to nobody else, got it?" future Twi assessed.

"Okay? Anything else?" present Twilight asked.

"Yes, whatever you do, make sure you go into the General Hurricane sectio-" future Twilight was sucked back into the portal.

"Uh huh, so, fuck that, let's go to the Canterlot Royal Archives." Omega proposed.

"Sure, whatever." Twilight responded.

Twilight and Omega had, of course checked the General Hurricane section first, finding only a few graphic novels, they looked through them, turns out they were graphic, erotic novels, the pair read little more after that fact was revealed, they went to the Starswirl the Bearded section, finding spell books, Omega memorized a more powerful teleportation spell, and a 'Bullet Time' spell, Twilight memorized a time spell.

They left after nothing of interest turned up.

Teleporting to Ponyville with their advanced magical power, the pair parted ways.

A few weeks passed, Omega came to the library to find Twilight in distress, she was looking at a small framed photo.

"Something happened, what?" Omega asked in concern.

"Spike left, he left to go be with the other dragons, that was 2 days ago." Twilight revealed.

Then, something.... happened..... something... heated.... something..... that.... was...... a..... miracle.

So, you know what happened? Sex happened, that's what.

Moving on from that like nothing happened, it was the next day, Omega and Twilight were asleep in eachother's embrace.

They woke up at roughly the same time, they looked at eachother lovingly, Omega took the liberty of teleporting them to the bed in the HQ, the air there was warm, they got up and went through the sanitation chamber, cleaning their skin/coat from all of the sweat or anything else that wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaking little, they teleported back to town, they were both very relaxed, it was both their first times, and it was great.

Moving on from THAT.

A few days and a several 'sessions' later, Spike entered to find the pair cuddled together on the floor, Twi's head laying on Omega's bare, steely chest, his shirt covering the entirety of Twi's lower body, they were looking at the ceiling, eyes closed.

"Hey, I'm back, turns out those dragons are assholes." Spike greeted, closing the door behind himself, he recieved neither an answer nor a reponse.

"What am I, a plate of ground topaz?" Spike asked, again, no answer nor response, he just walked upstairs to go to bed, the pair snored, asleep in eachother's closeness again.

<< transitioning to something else, hopefully>>

Omega and Twilight had to give eachother some space during the daytime, they DID have their own lives afterall, Omega checked the what the day's date was, the first day of Summer, he entered his town-house, only to find Scootaloo waiting for him, a frown marring her cute face.

"Hey sis, how long have you been waiting for me?" Omega asked, he wasn't sure if this was an attempt at reprimanding him, but he rolled with it.

"Where have you been? To answer you're question, I've been waiting for you for," she put a hoof to her ear to check her cybernetic clock "20 hours now." she said matter-of-fact-ly.

"Is it noon?" Omega asked sheepishly, he couldn't believe that he was being reprimanded by his 11 year old little sister, but he believed even less that he had been gone for 20 hours.

"Yes, it IS noon, you've been gone since 4 in the afternoon YESTERDAY, where were you?" Scootaloo asked, the fire in her voice replaced with worry.

"I was with Twilight, I don't know if you know already, but me and her are together." Omega explained, avoiding any mention of his and Twi's... 'activities'.

"Together? Like, together together? Like dating?" Scootaloo asked curiously, the question seemed almost silly coming from her.

"Yes, like dating, you're not, upset by that, are you?" Omega answered with another question.

"No, you want love, get it, bro, I'll stick to finding my cutie mark." Scootaloo replied, jumping off the couch and flying out the door.

"*sigh*... Kids." Omega stated simply, closing the door, he didn't show it, but he was even more elated than he was before at the revelation that his little sister would avoid love for a while, he didn't want anything to happen so soon in his relationship.

Several minutes later, after Omega had enjoyed a nice cigarette and a few shots, he walked back out to the streets, finding that the list was still pending for the 'Hurricane Fluttershy' episode, he made his way through town.

Walking for several minutes, he found that a few ponies were making their way to the reservoir, he followed.

Finding the pegasus ponies of Ponyville performing the cyclone that would pull the water to Cloudsdale, Omega saw Spitfire gaping in awe, the wing-power meter read 1000, a national record.

Omega was proud, very proud, but he suddenly felt, tired, he summoned the Speed suit to try and fight the sudden onslaught of exhaustion with adrenaline, but despite his best efforts, he passed out on the spot.

Omega rose to find himself on a battlefield, the ground was white, he stood, and saw...

"Xero?" Omega querried.

"Omega?" Xero querried back, his hair was bluish-black with white highlighted ends, he was wearing a suit of armor, heavy metal plating, the gloves were Xero's own, as well as his boots, the power core panel held a blue X, the flattened templar cross visor glowed blue.

Omega was wearing a re-colored version of Xero's armor, and Xero was wearing a re-colored version of Omega's armor.

"You COPYING BASTARD." Xero shouted, charging at Omega.

Even with Xero's enhance strength, it was no match for Omega's normal strength, the enhanced reflexes helped too.

"You're really getting mad about this?" Omega skepticised.

"Fuck you." Xero stated, jumping away, still very nimble even in the heavy-ass Power armor.

"How'd we get here?" Omega questioned, looking around, the sky was red, but the ground was white, the only hint of color was shadows of bumps and other stuff on the ground.

He caught Xero staring at him as he magicked forth a cigarette, Xero had himself a pair of royal blue wings.

"I don't know, if we got here the same way, then we probably stayed in Equestria for about 20 months, got to dating on Hearts and Hooves day, and just yesterday, lost our virginities to our marefriends." Xero guessed, though crude.

"Uh huh, so, um, yeah, that did happen, so, who's your marefriend in your Equestria?" Omega asked, trying to make small talk.

"She's none of your bitch-ass business, but if you must know, it's Dashie." Xero revealed.

"I see, I'm with Twily." Omega responded.

"Wow, really? Nice catch man. Anyways, any last words? I can feel some mouth to mouth resuscitation going on, so our time talking will be cut short." Xero congratulated.

"Yeah, how'd you get a copy of my armor? You never did any science shit, and I doubt you just 'made it from memory'." Omega asked.

"I grew up man, I moved on, I learned, I got an apprentice, Enid, she has skills man, take 3/5ths of us, and change the Y chromosome to another X, and you have Enid, but the point is, is that I learned man, I'm happy to see you again though, it was great to be able to talk to you again, if only for a little while." Xero explained

"It was nice to see you too man, listen, I've got to get back to the ponies, and Scoots." Omega said, feeling lighter.

"Sister?" Xero asked.

"Yeah, what, same with you?" Omega asked back.

"Yeah, well, this is goodbye." Xero said, fading away.

"Bye, friend." Omega said, he was fading as well.

"Tch, fuck you." Xero said in his final words.

"Fuck you too." Omega responded, Xero was already gone, and now, he was too.

Omega woke up to find Twilight breathing into his mouth, forcing air into his body, He breathed in, raising slightly, he looked at her.

"I wasn't drowning." he teased, whispering to her to avoid prying ears.

"I know." she teased back, whispering as well.

"Well, I'M OKAY, EVERYPONY." Omega announced, finding the only other ponies where his little sister and Dash, Scootaloo was getting a strange look from RD.

"Suuuuuuure you helped with the Cyclone thing, I gotta go Scoots, hang out with your big brother or something." Rainbow Dash dismissed, she sound irate, she flew off before any reaction could take place.

Scootaloo looked dejected. Omega felt pissed off, mainly because he couldn't do anything about this, his little sister had her dreams crushed, AGAIN, and the problem was that RD was the one who crushed them.

"I need to find a way to deal with this." he said to himself, getting off the ground and onto his feet, Omega picked his little sister up and put her on his shoulder. He carried her to Sugarcube Corner.

They enjoyed some ice cream together, Omega had decided on strawberry, Scootaloo got a whole sundae, Omega had plenty of money from his mysterious weekly 1,000 bit payments.

He decided to make a couple of guns, using magic to help make another Fi-Fu reactor, he made his diamond framed .44 cal magnum Desert Eagle have infinite ammo, he could do this for all of his weapons, but the risk was high the reactor messed up, he only changed the Archangel's Smite, with it's pitiful magazine size, to have infinite ammo.

Giving Scootaloo the Desert Eagle for her personal protection, Omega made himself a gatling gun.

Using a S&W.500 frame, but adjusting it to hold 6 rounds, he made a Fi-Fu reactor powerful enough to make 6000rpm as the revolver would have a high-powered rotating chamber and an electro hammer that would fire 6000rpm, the reactor would fill the chamber sockets with .500 S&W magnum 'rocket rounds' as it rotated, allowing it to fire 6000rpm as a Gatling Revolver, the barrel was re-formed to have many small holes in it, allowing it to cool very fast, the muzzle brake was fitted with a 3 inch long down-facing scythe-like blade, just so it was ready for anything, he called it, the 'Gatrev'

Locking the Gatrev to himself, locking the Destroyer Eagle to Scootaloo, the grip turning orange with violet secondary color screws, it looked really nice with the orange and cyan together.

Scootaloo wore a violet hoodie Omega paid for, it was just a bro thing to do, she could easily reach into the pocket and bring the Destroyer Eagle to and from herself.

Omega and Scootaloo, brother and sister in arms, they went back to town.

Scootaloo still used her scooter to do tricks, even Applebloom and Sweetie Belle agreed that she was amazing, but it wasn't her special talent.

At the end of the day, she realized that journalism wasn't it either, the CMC were really stumped about what their talents were.

Omega could have helped, but he didn't want to interfere with a delicate subject, Sweetie was an amazing singer, at least when she was singing a professional song, and not a nursery rhyme, Applebloom was great at repairing things and making them look nice, Scootaloo was great at flying exceptionally well.

He sighed, it was late now, the day had just slipped away.

Omega woke up, he checked his calender, it was the day of the bakery competition. He got up, woke his little pegasus filly of a sister up, she had grown a little bit overall, not only were her wings about twice their size before, she was an inch or two taller as well.

"Ready to go to Canterlot for that competition?" he asked her while making breakfast.

"I'm ready, y'know, bro, with all the sweets you eat, I'm surprised you're still so strong." Scootaloo observed.

"That's because your brother eats healthy things too, and the bad stuff from the sweets just sent to a combustion engine anyways, so nothing is wasted." Omega retorted, he set the morning meal on the table and the siblings dug in.

"Uh huh. *slurp* and what do you do to keep up that musculature?" the filly questioned.

"One, don't talk with your mouth full, unless your eating seafood." Omega joked, before continuing "Second, I work out, I lift cows and what-not." he joked again.

"No you don't, nopony would let you." Scootaloo argued.

"I was kidding, I lift full sized model houses." Omega re-answered, his voice 100% serious this time.

Scootaloo was speechless, her mouth hung open, bits of chewed up toast and egg were still in there.

Omega simply reached over and lifted his sister's lower jaw to meet her upper one, then he snapped his fingers to snap her out of her trance.

She shook her head, swallowing her food, she looked at Omega, even under his black hoodie and white shirt with a red templar cross on it, she could see his powerful, steely muscles, he was almost impossibly strong.

And she had him to defend her, she felt that as long as Omega was still breathing, she would be safe.

A few minutes passed in silence, the only sounds were chewing, when they were done, Omega simply magicked the plates clean and put them away again.

Putting on their hoodies, Scoots in violet, Omega in red, the legally listed siblings made their way to Sugarcube Corner.

Entering the bakery, Scootaloo immediately went off to find a place to sit down, she needed to preen her wings, meanwhile Omega laughed at the site of the ponies making the situation of transporting the cake to the train a LOT more complicated than it should be.

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler, quote from Albert Einstein." Omega faltered on the last bit.

"You know how to make this easier?" the Cakes asked.

"Yes, USE A Luna-damned motherfucking BAKER'S CART." Omega shouted the answer, everypony present facehoofed at their stupidity.

Loading the cake onto the cart, the trip to the train station was easy, the only problem, which was quickly solved, was the wind, which briefly threatened to tip over the MMMM, but these threats were silenced when the 3 magic users of the group made a simple forcefield to protect the cake.

Getting onto the train, the group set the cart up against the wall, then, they were joined by a few people.

Not much really happened on the trip, the events of the show went on, Omega and the others did not deal with the bullshit that went on, and thus, the problem was silenced, all 4 bakers, Pinkie, Donut Joe, Mulia, and Jacques entered their combined creation and won, everypony enjoyed it as Omega stopped Pinkie from practically inhaling the sugary mass of baked goods.

All in all, it was a great day, Luna threw Omega another gold bit.

He was really wondering why he kept recieving all these bits, what was going on? Why was he getting paid?

He didn't mind the getting paid part, he just wanted to know WHY.

Omega had a surplus of weaponry at his disposal, he had:

The Ballistic Nightmare(s), a pair of triple barreled gun gloves with bladed fingers, the blades could retract to rest on top of the fingers if anything needed to be done with care, the gun was cartridged 3 super heated 7.62 NATO rounds, it was able to fire semi-auto or full auto, holding 300 rounds for this purpose, the blades could turn an enemy into energy, and were 6 inches long and sharp enough to cut through bones.

The Joy Rider, an SMG cartridged in 1.00cal OMG (omega machine gun) rounds, it fired 600rpm and held 150 rounds per magazine, it was modeled after the TEC-9, but with dark red frame and orange grip, the barrel had small, 3 inch long twin bayonets above and below it, just for melee combat.

The T-12, a shotgun cartridged in 15kg entirety, 12kg projectile, 2 inch diameter, 6.5 inch long shells, loaded with either ball ends for impact damage, or spike ends for piercing damage, the projectiles were 12 cylinder flechettes, .50 inches thick, 5.5 inches long, arranged in a grid of 4x4, with the corners missing, it was calibrated to 'Imperial 1 10' which had the shots spread at a rate of 1 inch every 10 feet, so, given the specs, even at 30 feet away, the pattern would be 5 inches wide, which was extremely impressive for a shotgun.

The Pownder, an assault rifle based of the AK-47 with red wooden handguard and stock, chambered in 7.62 NATO, the same as the Ballistic Nightmare, but the kicker was that it fired HE rounds, capable of breaking solid concrete in less than 10 shots, it fired full auto 600rpm and had a magazine of 300 rounds, so he could fire non-stop for 30 seconds.

The Shockwave, a grenade launcher based on the XM25, but chambered in 40mm HEAT spec-grenades, or High Explosive And Taser, special grenades, the clip held 10, and the 'nades could be detonated mid-air, sacrificing some power of the explosion, but allowing him to miss less, half a shot on target was better than a whole shot missed.

The Shadow Void, a grenade that conjured a 6 inch wide black hole for 1.337 seconds, gived the nature of a black hole, the size and time given are more than enough to suck up any enemies and anything else that is in range.

The Sollun, a magic gun, it could launch fire energy or ice energy, it had shotgun, rifle, assualt, and cloud functions, the cloud worked like a flame/frost-thrower, the rifle worked like a beam of energy.

The Archangel's Smite, a sniper rifle with a 1 foot stock, 2 foot frame, and 3 foot barrel, the stock was like that of a Dragunov, the entire thing was painted in "Ridiculou-Silver" paint, more commonly known as "too fucking shiny", it was cartridged in 127mm X 381mm 'rocket round' OMG (omega machine gun), or 5 inches thick and 15 inches long, it didn't need a secondary fire, the muzzle brake was a skull, the massive rounds coming out of it's mouth, 'rocket round' meant that the explosion of the powder launched the entire bullet out of the gun, as cycling the round was impossible otherwise, the clip was designed to mass-fabricate the rounds with a Fi-Fu reactor, meaning it essentially had an unlimited amount of ammunition, the 30 inches of exposed barrel wass engraved with the message

"There was a war in heaven, where Demon fought Angel, and Angel fought against Demon, but then Man came in and kicked both sides asses with their technology."

The Gatrev, a gatling revolver, mass-fabricating the .500 S&W magnum 'rocket round' ammunition into the chamber at 6000rpm to accomodate the firing rate, the frame was a 6 round chamber 500S&W magnum 'X-frame', the chamber spun and the voltage hammer fired the rounds out of the gun as they passed. The muzzle brake also had a small, 3 inch long down-facing scythe-like blade mounted on it, for CQC. The weapon was a frightening thing.

The Retractor, a double bladed sword that could retract each blade separately, the blades were 30 inches long, double sided, and made of diamond, the power was significantly upped bu the addition of 'Void Acid', a powerful bio-corrosive that left metal unharmed, but one stab could melt one's torso until it was hollow, the acid only stopped when the blood and other solutes had saturated it, but another stab would start the melting process again.

The Red Death, a powerful sword made of a nano-solidity metal that would not melt, useful, the blade was 4 feet long, the crossbar was a red skull with circular buttons for eyes and a triangular button for a nose, the pommel was a line with an X going downward, X for Xero, as a few of the younger man's weapons were what inspired the creation, by pressing the buttons, the energy facter kicked in, 1 for an energy enhanced blade, able to launch arcs of energy with a very quick slice, 2 for an energy overdrive blade, capable of performing an energy shockwave on the ground, and creating energy arcs from swinging it with the 'release' button pressed, making the tip of the sword a slow moving fountain of energy, 3 for an orange lightsaber, capable of slicing through almost any matter as well as the launching functions of levels 1 and 2.

The Long-Way-To-Die, Omega stays prepared for anything, in the most dire, most deadly, practically deicidal situations, Omega can use his hand to shoot a nanobot at his enemy, this is not the attack, the attack is that the nanobot takes a sample of DNA from the target, then sends the DNA sample data and a coloring code to a special machine in the HQ, the product is a Longinus Knife custom made for the target, designed to shut-down the brain, nervous system, and all bodily functions, only to be used if no other option is available.

The Judgement Blade, the ultimate weapon for close and medium range combat, created by the XV alien, the blade would take the place of Omega's entire hand, 10 feet long and capable of shattering diamonds with it's physical power, and shatter buildings with it's explosive power, this weapon was something so terrifying you are forced to piss yourself if you see it, and shit yourself if it's aimed at you. Omega, after acquiring Agemo's DNA sample, is working on an upgrade, to not only give it an explosive energy bolt function, but also turn The Judgement Blade into The Judgement Blades.

He had his entire arsenal ready, clean, polished, and loaded, he was ready for anything.

It was the middle of Summer now, the Summer Sun Celebration went off without a problem, but that was the beginning of June, now it was the middle.

Omega, Scoots, and the Mane 6 were on a picnic.

Omega could hear Spike approaching, running, sprinting even, he began to worry.

Something was going to happen today.

Author's Note

Yep, I went there, Omega and Twilight are together.

"That surely won't end in disaster, the very idea of this ending badly is preposterous."

-Famous Last Words

For instructions on how to react to this, please check the first comment of this chapter, if the instructions don't help, feel free to freak out.

I <3 you all, see you next chapter, for the wedding episode.

P.S. this will never be a true clopfic, the furthest I will ever go into clop territory is:

"And then they had sex, and it was great."

Love is "Red", but so is "Death": Part 2.

Is the shitstorm over? Yes? Okay, on with the story

It was a peaceful day, the Mane 6, Omega, and his little sister Scootaloo were enjoying a picnic.

The 6 mares were whispering to eachother with Twi in the center, each of them occasionally stole glances at Omega, he didn't think much of it, but was a little irritated that they might have kept making a big deal about how he eats without a visible mouth.

Scootaloo was watching the clouds, sunglasses and violet hoodie on, wings spread out beneath her, just like RD, Omega was thankful that her tail was between her legs, after confirming first hand the realism of the version of the MLP world he ended up in, he appreciated common decency much more than before.

Omega was absorbing the feeling of nature around him, when suddenly he heard something, heavy breathing, it was Spike, running towards them, he got a little bit worried, he wasn't sure how his presence would influence the day's events, so far his presence made things worse or better, he wasn't having a lot of faith in his luck.

Spike came upon the group, the mares' whispering ceased, Spike huffed and puffed.

"I *huff* have a *huff* message for *huff* you Twi-*huff*-light." Spike wheezed, the air being forced out of him by a fire-sent letter, he collapsed to the ground to rest.

Twilight opened the letter to read it.

Dear Faithful Student, Twilight

In honor of the upcoming wedding in Canterlot, I request you and each of your friends to assist the planning process.

Fluttershy, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music, I'm sure you will do great

Pinkie Pie, I want you to organize the decor for the wedding itself, as well as the reception, I am confident that

Applejack, I want you to make the food for the wedding, since the wedding is a very important one, I have gathered the only chefs who have the honor of the title "Epic."

Rainbow Dash, I know that you can break the sound barrier with ease, so do that when I give you the cue.

Rarity, you will be entrusted to make the dresses for the bride and her bride's maids

Omega, with your expertise, I'm sure you know what to do, and your little sister Scootaloo will be the flower-filly.

...and last but definately not least. Twilight, you will watch over the preparations to make sure that everything go over smoothly

I hope to see you all soon

Yours truly, Celestia.

The rest of the Mane 6 had their various reactions, but Omega reigned in the whole celebration with a single question.

"Nice, so, who's getting married?" he asked, he knew already, but, y'know, fuckin' shit with the paradox of knowing the events of the show already.

"That's... a good question." Twi said, she looked over the paper front, back, side, diagnally, twisted, and manner of directions.

"OH, I should have given you this one too." Spike said, a sheepish smile on his face, he handed over another letter, Twilight rolled her eyes and took it in her telekinetic grasp.

You are cordially invited to the upcoming wedding of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, and...

"My big brother?" Twilight questioned to no one in particular.

It took a few moments for the words to sink in, but when they did...

"Your BROTHER?" the Mane 6 and Omega asked, shocked by the revelation, though Omega was faking it.

"You have a big brother?" Scootaloo asked simply.

"Yes." Twilight answered simply.

"Who is he?" everyone else asked.

"My brother is Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Unicorn Guard." Twilight answered, her voice was emotionless.

"I mean, I'm okay with Shiny getting married, but my problem is that I got it from a CELESTIA-DAMN LETTER!" Twilight had seamlessly gone from emotionless to blind fury.

"WE WERE SO CLOSE, AND HE TELLS ME HE'S GETTING MARRIED THROUGH A CELESTIA-DAMN LETTER?" Twilight asked rhetorically.

"AND PLUS? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PRINCESS MI AMORE CADENZA?" Twilight was still in full rage mode.

"THAT'S IT, I QUIT, LET'S GO!" Twilight announced, teleporting the group to the train station, entering a train and using her magic to bring it into overdrive, they reached Canterlot in less than a minute.

Exiting the train, Twilight paid no heed to the mass of guards, 2 guards blocked the exit.

"I'm the Element of Magic, block me and I break you." Twilight threatened, the large, buff stallions looked like they had pissed themselves in fear, they probably had.

The rest of the Mane 6 exited the train, Omega and Scootaloo were left behind.

"Now listen, only use this when your being threatened, okay?" Omega asked, handing her little sister her Destroyer Eagle.

"Okay, I promise bro." Scootaloo answered, taking the gun and putting it in her hoodie pocket, she galloped out of the train, the guards did not block her.

Everything changed when Omega walked out of the train, all of the guards bowed and saluted him.

"What's going on?" Omega asked, legitimately confused.

"General Omega, it is wonderful to see you, how has your leave time been?" a guard stepped forth to ask, he was tall, about 4 feet, he was wearing a suit of intricate armor, black runes on it's copper colored surface, his coat was pale grayish-brown, he had a short dark brown mane and medium length dark brown tail.

"General?" Omega asked, he looked at his citizenship and social security card.

Military: Yes
Rank: Class 4 General

"So, Luna made me a general, awesome." Omega said, the side-effects of this were something grand.

The brown earth pony walked along a path, Omega followed.

"Yes, there are only 3 generals of Class 4 rank, myself, Thorn Forge." the earth pony revealed.

"HEY THORNY, CATCH!" a younger sounding voice came, Thorn lashed out a hoof clad in a very thick looking heavy armor shoe, a metal crossbow bolt bounced off of it suddenly.

"The Class 4 General rank is only given to 1 pony of each race, I can see why you were given it as well, I have no doubt of her highness Princess Luna's reason, anypony who can kill something like the Nightmare spirit more than deserves the rank." Thorn continued, blocking another bolt.

"Comet CUT IT OUT!" Thorn shouted suddenly, Omega looked up.

He saw another stallion, a pegasus with a white coat and a light blue mane and tail with red highlights, apparently when your worthy of having the rank of Class 4 General, the Mane/Tail rules don't apply. His armor was silver colored with butter yellow runes

He landed to introduce himself.

"Hi, the name's Blue Comet, I see you met Thorny here, let me explain the armor, the Class 4 Generals are issued a special suit of armor, steel with a 'royal metal' coloring, 'royal metal' refers to copper, silver, and gold, the Earth Pony is given the copper one not because he or she is less important, but because it's the same color as the ground, sort of, the pegasus gets silver because it's the same color as the clouds, sort of, and the unicorn gets gold because it's the same color as the sun, sort of, each General gets a special weapon of there specifications made by the 'Council of Ingots' which is composed of the greatest blacksmiths and silversmiths in Equestria, Thorny's here is bone breaker shoes, mine is this sniper crossbow." Blue Comet explained, bringing out the crossbow to show it, it's pale yellow wooden structure was flawless, it had a long barrel with a bolt positioned to be launched through it for increased accuracy, besides that, it was just a normal crossbow, larger than average, but still normal.

"Right, well, let's go see Shanka Grim, he's probably either executing somepony or reading a book right now." Thorn insisted, Omega laughed at the pair of options.

A grim looking stallion, with a pale white coat and blacker-than-black mane and tail, his mane was dangling out of his helmet and covering part of his face, wearing a gold armor suit with blood red runes on it, walked to them, lifting his helmet and moving his mane out of the way, Omega saw his eyes, one looked like shifting sparkles of blues and reds and yellows, the other looked like shifting dark gray dust, he was a unicorn.

"Hello fellow General Omega, would you like to make some money?" Shanka offered.

"How so?" Omega skepticised.

"By selling blood and semen." Shanka answered.

"Say no, man, just say no." Blue and Thorn whispered to him.

"Uh, no thanks." Omega declined.

"Alright, see ya later." Shanka said, teleporting away in a flash of dead gray magic.

"Phew, close one." Blue said, flying again.

"What was that about?" Omega asked.

"Shanka tends to ask stallions that, right before he kills them, that's why he said 'blood and semen', he meant mixed together." Thorn explained.

"Mixed together? That's disgusting." Omega cringed at the thought, he wasn't that sick in the head.

"We think he's a cidophile, getting his rocks off to the sensation of commiting murder." Blue theorized.

"I see, and you don't stop him because..." Omega trailed off.

"He would kill us and ejacualate on our corpses." Blue answered crudely.

"Uh huh, I'm gonna go now." Omega said, summoning the Speed armor and flying away.

Twilight had been angrily walking to where her brother, Captain Shining Armor, was giving out orders.

"HEY, SHINY!" Twilight shouted, approaching quicker.

"Huh? Oh, HEY TWILY!" Shining called out to her. the other guards went to their stations after Twilight teleported to the

"You've got some explaining to do." Twilight demanded.

"Twily, you look great. Are you taller? Have you been working out?" Shining guessed.

"Yes I am, and yes I have, but that's not the important thing right now, the important thing is that you didn't tell me about your wedding yourself." Twilight complained.

"Oh, I see, I knew you would feel this way, I'm sorry I couldn't get to you, but a situation has come up and it got out of hoof before anypony could properly assess it, a threat has been made against Canterlot, all of Canterlot. It's been my sole duty to make sure that the entire city stays safe." the white knight explained, raising his head high, he fired another beam of power to the shield surrounding all of Canterlot, Twilight hadn't even noticed the large, violet bubble.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. But you still could have sent me a personal letter, rather than depending on a wedding invitation." Twilight apologized, but immediately fired up again.

"I know, and I'm sorry, it's just that along with shield duties, I've been tasked with distributing the entire military force, the Class 4 Generals refuse to help, lousy slackers, the lot of them, Thorn Forge, Blue Comet, Shanka Grim, hell, General Omega has been on leave for 21 months, he should have beed discharged for that." Shining complained.

"Don't talk about Omega like that, he's a great soldier, he killed the Nightmare spirit when the Elements of Harmony themselves couldn't." Twilight argued.

"How do you know that?" Shining asked, his voice now calmer.

"I know because I got a letter about it, Celestia felt it was important enough to tell me about it." Twilight lied, but she wouldn't let Omega go un-defended, regardless of the truth.

"I see, well, look, I'm sorry Twily, I've been trying my best, but my best isn't enough, apparently." Shining apologized, he sounded defeated.

"Don't call me Twily, my... coltfriend calls me that, and I don't want things to get wierd between me and him." Twilight requested, her voice was desperate.

"You have a coltfriend now too? Why didn't you tell me?" Shining querried.

"I was going to let you know when you got the 'wedding invitation'." Twilight mocked.

"Okay, that's just cruel, but, who is he though?" Shining asked.

"I'll tell you the name of the stallion I'm dating if you answer me this, who the hell is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza?" Twilight compromised.

"Twilight, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, is Cadance, your old foalsitter?" Shining revealed.

"Cadance? The beautiful, kind, alicorn princess of love?" Twilight asked, her malice was replaced with excitement.

"The one and only." Shining said with pride.

"Nice catch." Twilight congratulated.

"Where did you learn to talk like that?" Shing asked jokingly.

"My stallion-friend, he's very wise." Twilight said with pride.

"He better be treating you right, or me and him will have a conversation involving my hooves and his muzzle." the large stallion threatened.

"HA, no offense Shining, but he would fucking destroy you and piss on the ashes." Twilight countered.

"We'll see about that, but still, who is he?" Shining insisted.

"Hold on, we're still on Cadance, so, you're marrying the princess of love, huh? I bet you 2 have had plenty of 'fun', if you know what I mean." Twilight implied.

"Twilight, don't ask me stuff like that, but to answer your question, we haven't had any... 'fun', at all." Shining revealed.

"You haven't? I'm surprised, with your charm and her power, I'd imagine she'd probably be pregnant by now, if not already given birth." Twilight skepticised.

"Oh come on, it's not like you would know that kind of stuff." Shining dismissed, he was suddenly hit in the head with a rolled up scroll, he picked it up and looked at Twilight, she gestured for him to open it.

"Dear brother, on the contrary to your misguided belief, I happen to have a good amount of... 'first hoof experience' with the subject, which I find funny, I lost my virginity before you did, and you're, like 10 years older than me, if you're wondering why you're having to read this out loud from a piece of paper, think of it as revenge." he read, suddenly, the words sunk in, he jumped in the air, did a backflip, landed, and shouted in shock.

"AAAH! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME READ THAT?!?!" he yelled at her, Twilight collapsed in a giggling fit.

"Oh Shining, I have to grow up eventually, so I decided to do so sooner rather than later, and you had to find out about me and my stallion-friend making love sooner or later as well, and I chose later." she laughed.

"LATER?!" he demanded to know.

"It happened in April, 2 months ago. Me and him went at like bunnies." Twilight reminisced.

"WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS INFORMATION?!?" he said in desperation.

"Huh? Oh, that last part was... private, calm down Shining, I'm not pregnant, we're still together, and I'm not being used, so CALM DOWN." Twilight commanded, Shining sat back on his haunches and sighed.

"*sigh* Well, this is a lot to take in, I'm sorry I freaked out, but you can understand why I did, I just never wanted to think about my little sister, in a relationship, and... that, even before me, it's more of a blow to the pride than a blow to the sanity." Shining monologued.

"It's okay, bro, I understand." Twilight assured him.

"Hooooooooh, so, who is this mysterious mysterious hymen-breaking stallion?" Shining teasingly asked, his shock had gone, replaced with curiosity.

"Do you have to use that adjective?" Twilight argued.

"Well, it's either hymen-breaking, mind-tainting, or rut-buddy." Shining teased again.

"Shut the fuck up, but fine, I'll tell you, but I'll describe him to you, he's tall, strong." she was interrupted.

"It's not General Thorn forge is it?" Shing guessed.

"No, he has red hair." Twilight was cut off again.

"General Blue Comet?" Shining asked again.

"NO, he's really good at magic." Twilight, to her irritation, was cut off yet again.

"Tell me it's not General Shanka Grim." Shining hoped.

"Shanka doesn't have red hair." Twilight argued.

"He does when he's doing executions." Shining countered.

"It's not Shanka, he's a General, but not any of those 3." Twilight said, a bit angry.

"Is it General Omega?" Shining guessed again.

"Did someone say my name?" Omega querried, coming upon the scene and sheating the visor on his Speed armor.

"Yes." Twilight answered.

"Your General Omega? And your dating and lost your virginity to him?" Shining asked the pair.

"Yes." Omega and Twi answered simultaneously.

"Am I interrupting something?" Cadance's voice piped in.

"Oh, honey, I didn't see you there." Shining apologized, moving to her side in a second.

"Uh huh, who're these 2?" she asked, she sounded irate.

"I'm Omega, and you may be a princess, but you should show some respect." Omega answered, violence dripping from his words.

"Cadance! It's me, Twilight." Twi answered cheerfully, she was in front of the princess now.

"Right, listen, Shiny, I need to go, I have to check on the wedding preparations." Cadance dismissed herself, teleporting away in a flash of toxic green magic.

"What was that all about?" Twilight querried, Cadance looked, sounded, acted, and was overall... off.

"Shouldn't you also be checking on the preparations?" Shining reminded, Twilight said nothing, immediately teleporting away.

"Well, heh, mares huh?" Omega joked to the white stallion.

"Listen, buddy, you may be a Class 4 General, but you will NOT disrespect those 'mares', I care about both of them very deeply and if you so much as lift a..." Shining took a moment to remember the term for the appendages Omega had "...finger, on either of them with the intent to harm, I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it." Shining threatened, his voice carried the power that had earned him the rank of Captain of the Unicorn Royal Guard.

"Calm your shit, Shining Armor, have some discipline, I'm not going to hurt Twilight, and Cadance has done nothing wrong, but I will not hesitate to destroy those who prove a threat to the safety of the innocent or myself, Twilight is okay, I know her, I love her, I don't know you, I don't even so much as like you, I will hurt you if you try to hurt me." he threatened, his voice didn't carry power, it carried blood, it carried death.

"Alright, let's remain civil, you don't hurt me, I don't hurt you, deal?" Shining proposed.

"Assuming the latter is possible, deal." Omega agreed.

They shared a hand/hoof-shake, and parted ways.

Applejack was seriously questioning the quality and, furthermore, sanity of her helping staff, there were only 2 ponies, and they had a bird with a nametag, for some reason the nametag read 'Censor Squawk', she had no clue what that meant, suddenly, the fat, vulgar one started speaking.

"I'm Harley Marenstein and welcome to: Epic Meal Time, wedding edition, we have a whole bunch of fancy s*squawk*t to work with, we're making food for the bonding of motherf*squawk*king Princess Cadance and the Captain of the f*squawk*king Unicorn Royal Guard, Shining Armor, and boy is he Shining, he's whiter than the crowd at a Justin Beiver concert, I'm sure it's Cadance who wears the pants in this relationship though, because she's PINK, and PINK is for AWESOME PONIES, we have the help of the beautiful farmer mare, Bearer of the Element of Honesty, Applejack, to help with our cooking today." the brown beared leader stallion ranted, he was a unicorn, his dark brown mane and tail were curly and thick, his coat was a light yellow, he wore a black shirt that said 'Haycon Strips' six times, his cutie mark was a skull wearing a hat with crossed knives below.

The other stallion was silent, his coat was grayish-white and his mane and tail were short and black, he wore a pair of thin rimmed mirror glasses, his cutie mark was a dumb-bell with a bottle of whiskey and a long haycon strip wrapped around it twice.

Applejack doubted the help factor of these stallions, she did everything on her own. Twilight watched.

"And then, she just brushed me off like I was a nopony, no words of praise, no greeting, she treated me like S*squawk*T, why is that bird doing that?" Twilight ranted

"It censors any swearing because some ponies may be too much of little b*squawk*ches to handle some vulgar language." Harley explained.

"I see, why doesn't that one speak?" Twilight asked, pointing to the strong, silent stallion.

"Oh him? That's Muscles Glasses, he doesn't talk, ever." Harley answered.

"Uh huh, why?" Twilight prodded.

"Because he doesn't feel like talking, ever." Harley answered.

Cadance chose then to enter.

"I'm here to check on the food." she announced, lucky for Applejack, she had just completed making a tray of apple tarts.

"Here you go, princess, tha best apple tarts ya ever tasted." Applejack proudly presented.

"Uh huh," Cadance started, picking one up in her toxic green magical field and eating it whole.

"How is it?" Applejack asked.

"It's... great, I love love love it." Cadance said, her voice faltering.

"That's great, here's a few for the road, ah know how you brides are, so busy your starvin' by tha time ya get to tha altar." Applejack said, turning to tend to the other treats.

AJ didn't see it, but Twilight did, before she left, Cadance threw the bag of tarts into the trash, Twilight wasn't one to waste, and left with the tarts in tow.

"Begin Log, I can't help but notice that Cadance is being a bitch, she brushed me off, a national hero TWICE OVER, like I was a stain on the floor, not only that, but she's a big fucking liar too, she threw away a bag of tarts that AJ made with pride and care, draft log." Twilight finished, she would continue the log until she had samples of all of her friends and Cadance's interactions.

Omega and Scootaloo played in the park, he had given a message machine to Thorn Forge, surprisingly the only Class 4 General to act like a General, or even a soldier, Blue Comet acted like a delinquent teenager, even though he was 31, Thorn Forge was 35 though, Shanka Grim, who apparently was the executioner as well as the Class 4 General unicorn, was 33, but he acted like a psychopath, he probably was.

Omega's thoughts were interrupted when the frisbee he and Scootaloo were playing with hit him square in the chest, he picked it up and looked at his younger sibling.

"Keep your head in the game, bro." Scoots said playfully.

"Alright, heads up." Omega replied playfully, throwing the frisbee back, Scootaloo jumped into the air and caught it on the tip of her feather, directing it back to her big brother.

They were having fun.

Twilight watched Rarity work, the white mare was making the dress for Cadance, though Twilight was starting to doubt if Cadance deserved to be marrying her big brother.

Speak of the Deviless and she'll come running.

"Is my dress ready?" Cadance said the second she entered.

"Why yes, I'm just putting on the finishing touches." Rarity answered, she showed Cadance the dress.

"It's, nice, but the bridesmaids' dresses should be a different color." Cadance said, her voice still sounded overall irate and malicious.

The Bridesmaids' voices opposed the decision, they thought the dresses to be perfect.

"MAKE, THEM, a different color." Cadance demanded forcefully, silencing the bridesmaids with a hoof stomp.

"I'll get right on it." Rarity complied.

Cadance walked away, the bridesmaids left in the other direction.

Twilight teleported to a sealed tower, continuing her log.

"Continue Log, Cadance, who is normally very loving of everything, as it's in her nature as the alicorn of love, is very demanding of change, altering something perfect into something far from, I will continue the log after more research, Draft Log." Twilight teleported to the next area that needed to be checked.

Omega and Scootaloo had moved to Canterlot Lake, removing their hoodies, they played in the water, simply enjoying each other's company, not caring about anything else at the moment.

"Continue Log, Cadance, usually very accepting of simple fun, completely shot down Pinkie's ideas, granted they WERE un-suitable for a wedding, Cadance would have politely corrected Pinkie about the needs of the situation, I'm going to conclude the log here, End of Log." Twilight finished, the log was saved and named, she made her way to town to meet with the rest of the Mane 6 at a cafe-style place.

Teleporting close to her destination and walking the rest of the way, she found the other 5 enjoying their drinks, ordering some strong liquor, Twilight say down.

"So, I know what none of you are probably thinking, Cadance is a complete and utter bitch now." Twilight started, the rest of the ponies comically did spit-takes, luckily back into their own glasses, Spike spoke first.

"Who, me?" he imitated a female voice, poorly, holding a Cadance figurine.

"Spike, that goes on the cake." Applejack said, taking the figurine.

"Ahem, Cadance? Being a bitch? We were on that point." Twilight got the conversation back on track.

"How so?" the rest of the group asked, Twilight growled in frustration, and the feeling of the grape vodka going down her throat.

"Because, Applejack, did you know that after she said she 'love love loved' your apple tarts, she threw them in the trash?" Twilight started.

"She was probably just trying to spare mah feelin's," AJ brushed it off.

"Or she was stark-faced LYING. Rarity, what about with your dresses, she was so demanding." Twilight continued.

"She has every right to be, it's her WEDDING, after all." Rarity dismissed the notion.

"Or she was being BITCHY and GREEDY, wanting every little thing to be exactly how she wants it, where's Shining Armor's opinion in this? Huh?" Twilight was almost ranting at this point.

"She did yell at one of birds during the rehearsal of the song." Fluttershy added.

"SEE? Bitchy." Twilight crossed her forelegs in frustration.

"Are ya sure yer not makin' a big deal'a nothin'?" Applejack proposed.

"Come ON! Somepony had to have noticed how she's been acting. Rainbow Dash?" Twilight was faltering now.

"Sorry Twi, I've been working on reducing my time on the Sonic Rainboom to notice the bride's bad attitude." Dash said, flexing her wings.

"Ugh, COME ON." Twilight's rage was burning.

"Ah'm not sure, but maybe yer bein' just a little bit possessive of your brother, to the point of tryin' to make Cadance look like a bad pony?" AJ proposed.

"She does have a point, darling." Rarity took AJ's side, the rest of the mane 6 agreed

"Well, y'know what I think about Applejack's point?" Twilight dared a response.

"What's that?" the orange farmer challenged.

Twilight's rage ignited, she did the only thing that was logical at this point.

"THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR FUCKING POINT!" Twilight shouted, teleporting away to find Shining Armor.

"Let's just let her cool her nerves." Rarity directed, levitating the table and un-flipping it.

Twilight's anger was probably an acute bout of frustration anyways.

Omega was in a fancy room, 1 of 4 in the Class 4 General's tower, he laid face up on the bed, Scootaloo curled up on his hoodie and shirt clad chest, they were sleeping.

Twilight ran inside Armor Manor, a house Shining had bought with his substantial active military paycheck, the decor was mostly shields, the stallion's favored symbol.

Twilight paid no mind to the decor as she found the owner of the house looking at himself in a mirror.

"Hey Twilight, check it out, your big bro's lookin' pretty nice, huh?" Shining greeted, he looked at her, she was sad.

"What's wrong?" he asked, brotherly mindset kicking in.

"Listen, it's about Cadance, I'm not sure about-" she was cut off.

"Shiny, I need to talk to you." Cadance piped in.

"Speak of the deviless and she'll come galloping." Twilight grumbled.

"I better go see what she wants." Shining assured, following his wife-to-be into a side room.

Twilight, using her Black Operation skills, snuck over and listened in on the conversation.

"I thought I told you I didn't want you to wear that red jacket thing, it looks ridiculous." Cadance complained.

"Listen, Cady, this was my favorite uncle's, he was a veteran of war and he died while he was married, so I wanted to honor him by wearing the same suit he got married in." Shining gave his rebuttal.

"Are you disagreeing with me?" Cadance demanded.

"Well I guess I am, *groan*." Shining clutched his head in pain, he was having a migraine attack.

"Oh, honey, are you having another one of your headaches?" Cadance asked, halfway between concern and rhetoricality.

Shining only grunted in response, he clenched his teeth, squeezed his eyes shut, gripped his head to ease the pain.

"Don't worry, I'll fix you up." Cadance offered, she fired a beam of toxic green energy into Shining's horn, his visage calmed, he lifted his head back up, his eyes spun for a few seconds.

"All better?" the pink alicorn asked in a cutesy tone.

The blue maned stallion only nodded, his face blank, his eyes spinning.

Twilight was shocked.

"She's not just a complete bitch, she's evil, Celestia-damnit she's EVIL!" Twilight said in anger, she had activated her log filter, which made her voice not come out of her mouth, but into her head.

She galloped away as fast as she could, which was very fast given her added level of fitness.

She needed to formulate a plan, and find Omega, where was he?

Twi, Omega, and Scoots teleported back to the HQ early in the morning, Scootaloo was curled up on Twilight's back, the lavender mare felt a connection with the little filly, Dash still refused to believe Scootaloo could fly, but after seeing her, Twilight knew that Scootaloo could probably out-fly Dash while the spectral-maned mare wasn't in armor.

Omega was quckly working on an upgrade for Twilight's armor, adding all of the ability enhancements, strength, dexterity, agility, and vision, making the suit cover most of her body in a nano-fiber protective weave, which could block any damage of magical attack, instead, just like Omega's Power armor, it would either deflect or absorb magic.

The physical protection was upped as well, it was too tough for her to be crushed by a boulder, or be sliced by a katana, a proper one of the latter could easily cut through several bones in one swing.

Her visor was replaced with more mechanized glasses, with thicker frames and more powerful lenses.

The upgrade was complete, tested, and synced, the pair and sleeping filly teleported back to Canterlot, prepared for the incoming shitstorm.

Appearing back in Canterlot, Omega and Twilight made their way to the wedding rehearsal, speeding ahead, Omega entered first, luckily the rest of the Mane 6 hadn't entered yet, so Celestia, Cadance, and Shining paid him any mind.

"Alright, time for the rehearsal." Celestia said suddenly, the Mane 6 entered, minus Twi.

"Okay girls, just like that, no need to rush, just walk to the steps and take your place." Celestia directed, the 5 mares reached the altar and got into position.

"Right, then the flower filly will come through." Celestia continued, Scootaloo came bouncing up to the altar, a basket with a metal weight in it in place of petals.

"Then Cadance will enter." Celestia went on, Cadance walked up to the altar, slow and calm.

"Okay, then I'll say a few words, you 2 will say the 'I do's and then the best mare will present the rings." Celestia instructed, it was at that point that nothing happened, everypony looked to the spot where Twilight should have been, but the spot was empty.

"Where is she?" Shining querried, nopony present knew.

Suddenly, one of the hall's doors was slammed open.

"I'M HERE!" Twilight shouted, her armor was on.

"What is she doing?" Shining asked his wife-to-be

"I don't know, let's just try to ignore her." Cadance brushed off, her voice still had it's irate tone.

"YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!" Twilight yelled, her visage was tainted by anger and desperation.

"Twilight, calm down, come up to the altar, and present the rings." Celestia commanded, her tone was agitated.

"I'M NOT GOING TO STAND NEXT TO HER!" Twilight yelled, pointing a hoof to Cadance "AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!" she was still yelling, Omega had moved to a position where he could get to Twilight's side in less than a second.

"Why?" Shining questioned.

"Because, SHE'S EVIL!" Twilight proclaimed, pointing a judging hoof at the pink alicorn.

"How so?" the other 5 of the Mane 6 skepticised.

"BECAUSE," Twilight started, taking a step back and getting into a more stable stance. "SHE HASN'T BEEN ACTING ANYTHING LIKE SHE SHOULD BE ACTING, I KNOW HOW SHE IS, or WAS, EVEN IN THE MOST STRESSFUL TIMES SHE WAS ALWAYS NICE, POLITE. BUT NOW? EVEN THE MOST BASIC SENTENCE IS SAID WITH AN IRATE TONE!" Twilight observed.

"NOT ONLY THAT, BUT SHE'S OBVIOUSLY DONE SOMETHING TO HER OLD BRIDESMAIDS, THEY MAY HAVE LEFT AFTER GETTING THE AXE, BUT THEIR MAGICAL BIO-ENERGY READINGS ARE GONE, SOMEPONY'S MAGICAL BIO-ENERGY DOESN'T STOP UNTIL THAT SOMEPONY IS DEAD!" Twilight continued.

"AND, EVEN BARRING ALL PREVIOUS STATEMENTS, HER MAGIC IS GREEN, TOXIC GREEN, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE BABY BLUE, 'CAUSE Y'KNOW, ALICORN OF LOVE, MAGICAL ENERGY DOESN'T JUST CHANGE COLOR!" Twilight was full blown screaming at this point.

"EVEN THEN, EVEN IF IT IS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE COLOR, SHE CAST A SPELL ON MY BROTHER THAT MADE HIS EYES GO ALL!" she stopped for a moment to do the spinning eyes thing.

"SHE'S EVIL!" Twilight concluded.

"Twilight," Shining started "Cadance had been really irate all day yesterday because she DIDN'T KNOW ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS!" it was the stallion's turn to rant.

"She was really pissed off because not only was her HOOF-PICKED STAFF was COMPLETELY CANNED for Celestia's choice candidates, but with me being so damn busy with guard and shield duty, she's had to make ALL of the WEDDING DECISIONS BY HERSELF, so SORRY IF SHE SOUNDED PISSED OFF, BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY WAS!" the blue maned stallion shouted.

"And on the point of the old bridesmaids, SHE FIRED THEM because she found out that they were ONLY IN IT to meet Canterlot Royalty, and the bio-energy isn't gone, bio-energy is a single point, not a beacon, you obviously haven't been looking in the right place!" the stallion was a much quieter yeller than his lavender sister, whom was now firing up her magic.

"Her magic is green because she has, as stated before, been PISSED OFF, and when unicorns and alicorns GET PISSED OFF, THEIR MAGIC CHANGES COLOR!" Shining himself was pissed off, looking to the ceiling in exasperation, Twilight brought forth the Grudge rifle.

"AND THE REASON, why my EYES went ALL," he paused to do the eye spinning thing "IS BECAUSE THAT'S an AFTER-EFFECT of POWERFUL HEALING MAGIC!" he stopped for a second to grip his head in pain, Twilight took aim.

"I NEED it because I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REALIZE THIS, BUT KEEPING A HUGE-ASS SHIELD around ALL of CANTERLOT CITY IS REALLY FUCKIN' HARD TO DO!" the rasp his voice usually held was gone, replaced by anger.

It was at that point the white stallion looked at Twilight again, and so did Omega, she was so pissed off at this point that the only way she felt she could do to express the way she felt was with actions, she had the Grudge rifle out, aimed directly at Cadance, she focused her magic into the clip, Omega reacted.

"Twilight NO!" Omega shouted, tackling his marefriend, the shot was fired off despite.

It missed Cadance by a long shot, Twilight attempted to bounce it back and hit her, but missed her again, she hit Celestia, who had ducked her head to get away from the bolt, the 5 bounces to try to hit Cadance ended up frying off Celestia's wings, the tall white princess collapsed in pain, her wings were completely severed, leaving only a pair of large nubs.

Omega got off of Twi to yell at her about discipline, when Twi saw what her off-target shots had done.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA!" Twilight said, she began galloping to her wounded mentor's side, when she was blown back by a powerful wave of magic, she wasn't hurt, just knocked back.

"Stay away from me." Celestia commanded, her voice was raspy from the pain, the searing plasma bolt had not only severed her wings, but cauterized the wounds shut and burned them, her wings would be separated from her body forever, and she knew this.

"Celestia, I wasn't trying to hurt you, it was collateral damage." Twilight tried to salvage some amount of positivity, but was failing miserably.

"Where the hell did you get A WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION LIKE THAT?!" Shining demanded, holding his almost killed wife-to-be close to him.

"I, I, I got it from Omega!" Twilight tried to displace the blame.

"You gave that thing to her?" Shining was livid with anger, he turned to the red haired man, only to find that he had equipped the Ballistic Nightmares and had them aimed at him.

"Yeah? What about it?" Omega challenged.

"Why would you give Twilight a WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION? WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" Shining demanded to know.

"Listen, it's science, and, being science, I would explain every single detail and step put into it, but I'm not going to, I'm going to talk to Twilight, all of you need to leave and don't come back until I'm finished." Omega instructed, Shining Armor teleported himself and Cadance to someplace else.

"Come on, Omie, you KNOW Twilight is in the wrong for this." Pinkie complained.

"I know she is, but not assessing the problem and fixing it will only make it worse." Omega explained calmly.

"Yer not assessin' tha problem, yer defendin' her!" Applejack accused.

"I'm doing both!" Omega was getting pissed off at the mares.

"You're only defending her because she's your RUT-BUDDY!" Rainbow Dash, always one to bring up the worst thing at the wrong time.

"What?" Celestia asked, shocked.

"How did you know about me and Twilight being together?" Omega interrogated.

"DUH, because she told us!" Dash proclaimed.

"This, this is so left field for me, I don't really know what to feel about it." Celestia said, getting back on her hooves, spikes of pain from her burned wing wounds assaulting her body.

"That changes NOTHING, I thought I disciplined you 5 to BE BETTER THAN THIS, BETTER THAN TO IGNORE A PROBLEM AND LOCK IT AWAY!" Omega rebuked.

The 5 mares left in a huff, shunning Twilight as the trotted past

"I'm going to go get some meds, Twilight, while it may have been an accident, you're still in a LOT of trouble, I'll send some guards to arrest you both." Celestia said simply.

"But, I-" Twi faltered.

"But nothing, and to make sure this point is clear, you can FORGET about continuing to be MY PERSONAL STUDENT." Celestia finished.

Twi broke down, she had been repeating in her head 'As long as I'm still okay with Celestia, even if I accidently took her wings off, if I'm still somewhat okay with her, I can find a way to fix this.'

Now, though, there was no hope, Twilight trotted over to the stairs and collapsed, crying profusely, Omega went to her side and held her close.

"That was, wow." Scootaloo, who was still there, spoke suddenly.

"I know sis, come over here." Omega directed, his voice soft, the little orange filly trotted over to her brother.

Omega and Scootaloo held Twi close and tight, the lavender mare's tears began to slow, she sniffled, guards showed up to send her to the dungeon, one look from Omega made them leave, Celestia might banish them, but they could still make it good at where they were banished to, but Omega would kill them, and do so in the most painful way possible.

Twi's tears had stopped, she sniffled, Omega ran a hand through her mane, Twi shivered, not from coldness, but from the calming sensation, she stood, ready to leave and go... where ever, Omega stood with her, his younger sibling decided to run ahead, Twi and Omega walked together, they took several steps to the door before something happened.

The trio heard the sound of hooves on carpet, they looked back to see Cadance standing on the altar, looking at them silently.

"I thought you left." Omega started.

"I did, I teleported back." Cadance answered, her voice was much more malicious sounding.

"Cadance, I'm sorry." Twilight apoligized.

'Cadance' flared up her toxic green magic.

"You will be." she stated, venom pouring from her words.

Green fire surrounded the pair, Omega tried to get through it, but it held strong, Twi tried to disrupt it, but it stayed stable.

'This is it,' Omega thought 'This is where my presence and influence in Equestria lands me in hell'

Turning on their night vision, Twilight and Omega found themselves in a cave of crystals.

"Okay, let's just blast our way out." Omega proposed, summoning the Gatrev.

"No, we need to find a way out of here." Twilight insisted.

"These crystals are blocking our magic, we can't teleport, so we need to destroy them, if they're destroyed, they're not in the way, and if they're not in the way, we can teleport out of here.

"I doubt you can break these crystals with that sulfur smelling metal tonfa." Cadance's face came up on the face of a crystal.

"You have no idea what a gun or a firearm is, do you?" Omega asked sarcastically.

"I'm unfamiliar with the terms." Cadance answered, sounding like a temptress.

"And that's how it's gonna stay." Omega saw through her ruse, she was trying to get information out of him.

"Ugh, fine, whatever, I doubt it can do much, maybe you can set it on fire, I don't care, the point is, you're trapped, nopony can find you, and that's assuming they're looking for you." Cadance teased.

Omega summoned the Ring Leader, his Element of Harmony looking necklace, he fired a destructive beam of energy at all of the crystals, Cadance's face merely reappeared on a different one each time.

Twilight joined in, blasting the crystals as well, suddenly, a full sized Cadance appeared on a wall, they combined their blasts and obliterated the entire wall.

Behind it was a room, with Cadance in there, she looked dirty, scratched up, and beaten.

Twilight tackled her.

"I'm not going to miss this time." the lavender mare said, putting the muzzle of the Grudge to Cadance's head.

"Don't hurt me, I'm the REAL Cadance." the dirty pink alicorn pleaded

"Go on." Twilight commanded,

"The Cadance that imprisoned you here is a fake, I'm the real one, she imprisoned me too." the battered mare continued, desperation in her voice.

"Likely story." Twilight said threateningly.

The dirty alicorn got up and did the dance.

"Sunshine sunshine, ladybugs awake." she sang

"Clap your hooves." Twilight continued.

"And do a little shake." Cadance finished, shaking her flank at the lavender mare.

"Did you two really do that, not only just now, but in the past, just wiggled your asses at eachother?" Omega was skeptical, the implications of the act were both innuendous, and hilarious.

"It might have not been the best dance." Cadance said sheepishly, Twilight gave her boyfriend a playful slap.

"Come on, it's not like you don't enjoy it." Twilight teased.

"Really Twily? You're going to bring that up now? And here?" Omega said, embarassed

"Wait, are you 2..." Cadance trailed off.

"Yes, and to answer the question I know your about to ask, yes we did." Omega answered.

"Wow, I mean, I'm happy that you found love Twi, it's just, this is a big change, you've grown up into a fine mare." Cadance praised.

"Yeah, I have." Twi blushed at the compliment.

"We can exchange fully detailed stories of our sex-lives AFTER we get out of here, kick that fake Cadance's ass, and get you and Shining married." Omega got the trio back on track.

"Right, let's get out of here." Twi agreed.

The trio used their magic to teleport topside, the crystals that were blocking their way being gone, Omega made sure to make note of this place, these crystals could be useful for something.

Reappearing in the streets of Canterlot, the trio found all of the guards looking up, they looked up as well.

Thousands of bug-like creatures were slamming their bodies into the forcefield, the trio ran as fast as they could after Omega broke out some rations, they were all hungry.

Reaching the castle, Omega flipped off the guards, who had moved aside to let them through, just for fun.

Making their way through the halls, hellbent on reaching the ceremony building, the trio met little resistance, all of the guards were slack-jawed and staring at the swarm above.

They reached a fork in the road, Omega went left, the mares went right.

"Omega!" Twilight shouted, the man was still sprinting.

"GO, stop the wedding, I've got to get something." Omega commanded, his voice getting farther and farther away.

"CATCH UP WITH US OKAY?" Twilight shouted to him.

"OKAY!" Omega shouted in answer, his voice far away now.

The mare kept running to the ceremony building, Twilight, mere seconds from colliding with the doors, teleported said doors off of their hinges and off to the side.

Skidding to a halt, the pair had effectively stopped the wedding in it's tracks.

"What is the meaning of this, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, I sent guards to ARREST YOU." Celestia shouted.

"Celestia CALM YOUR TITS BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HOOF!" Twilight yelled in defiance.

Celestia was shocked silent, everypony else gasped in shock, someone had just commanded the princess to do something, furthermore, the princess was COMPLYING with them.

"Listen, the Cadance you've been tending to is a fake!" the real Cadance revealed, everypony gasped again, looking between the dirty Cadance and the clean one.

"She imprisoned me in the caves below Canterlot and took my place, she's copying me because SHE'S A CHANGELING, a bug-like creature that can mimic somepony and feed off of your love for them." Cadance explained.

"Well, you've fucked up, deary." the fake Cadance stated simply, summoning a heaven-piercing pillar of energy, she shed her disguise to reveal the fact that she was not Cadance, but Queen Chrysalis, every single one of my viewers were expecting that, it's not that hard to figure out, and I'm not going to go through all that effort for nothing.

Chrysalis laughed evilly.

Omega sprinted through the halls and passageways, summoning the Speed suit, he opted to just blast out a window and fly to his destination.

Bursting through the dark, moon engraved door, Omega found Luna asleep.

*BOOM MOTHERFUCKER*

The grenade of the Shockwave exploded on the ceiling, Luna was immediately up.

"What is the meaning of this?" she demanded to know, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.

"Emergency, ceremony building, NOW." Omega summarized.

"Ah, Omega, how nice to see you." Luna greeted after regained her eyesight.

"It's nice to see you as well, Luna, now then, there's an emergency, changelings are about to invade Canterlot, and their queen has been posing as Princess Cadance this whole time." Omega explained.

"I see, are the other Class 4 Generals aware?" Luna asked, getting out of bed, she began putting on her regalia.

"I think so, all of the guards are just staring at the changeling swarm." Omega guessed.

"Uh huh, are your weapons ready?" she querried, putting on her purple tinted silver shoes.

"Yes, and a few have been added." Omega answered.

"Right, so is anypony else aware?" Luna questioned calmly, levitating her black tiara onto her head.

At that moment, a heaven-piercing pillar of energy blasted out of the roof of the ceremony building.

"I think it's safe to say that everypony is aware." Omega answered, giving a chuckle despite the circumstances.

"Heh, I'd say so too." Luna agreed, giving a giggle, putting on her black necklace.

"Alright, we need to go now, also a missed shot that was an attempt at revealing the queen and also kill the queen ended up taking Celestia's wings off, and they won't ever heal." Omega insisted, Luna flared her wings.

"That's sad I guess, though Tia never really used her wings except for a minor convenience, speaking of which, can you fly?" Luna querried.

"Heh, anytime." Omega said confidently, summoning his Speed suit, he had updated it, the visor's eyes were yellow, and the reflex boost was upped a bit.

The pair flew to the ceremony hall at breakneck speed.

Queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.

"It's really funny, Twilight is the only one who suspected anything of my plan, and NOPONY BELIEVED HER!, HA HA HA." Chrysalis laughed again.

"Not so fast." Celestia announced.

"Huh?" Chrysalis stood again.

"Since you're so big of a dumbass to reveal yourself RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEDDING. I'm going to do my duty of protecting my subject, from YOU." Celestia shouted, firing off a beam of anger-color-changed fiery yellow magic, Chrysalis countered with he own toxic green beam, Celestia was at full power, the pain was gone from some ultra-heavy-duty pain medication she took, even her anger enhanced magic was weak against Chrysalis's energy.

Celestia was defeated, her wings severed to never heal again, now the tip of the horn was scorched.

"HA, Shining Armor's love for Cadance is even stronger than I thought, I've become even more powerful than Celestia." Chrysalis bragged.

Cadance tried to sneak attack Chrysalis, but the bug queen slapped her across the face, the edges of the holes in her legs cutting her cheek.

Cadance stopped trying after that, Twilight didn't give up, firing bolt after bolt, Chrysalis deflecting each one, even the bounced shots.

The rest of the Mane 6 joined Twilight, throwing everything they had at the changeling queen, nothing worked.

"Get, the *cough* Elements of Harmony, GO!" Celestia gathered her strength to instruct the mares

The 6 mares shed their bridesmaids' dresses and ran out the door, Chrysalis didn't give chase, her changling swarm would do that for her.

Throwing themselves against the ever-weakening forcefield, the changeling swarm finally broke through, the forcefield shattered like glass, the swarm attacked.

The 6 members of the New Bolverk Squad summoned their vertebral armor, and fought their way through to Harmony Hall, the building dedicated to protecting the Elements of Harmony from evil.

Try as they might, the 6 fighters couldn't make it, they fought through the army, made it to the door, but a major flaw showed it's ugly face

"How do we open it?" Twi and Dash asked rhetorically, the fight has lasted almost an hour, every 1 changeling they killed, 10 more took its place, they were exhausted.

The insectoid creatures swarmed them, they were taken captive and moved back to the ceremony building

Meanwhile, Omega and Luna were in their own fight.

Omega and Luna reached the ceremony building in time to see Celestia with her flank kicked and horn scorched, Chrysalis looked smugly out of the window, luckily not the one that they were looking in through, the Mane 6 were gone, the pair saw that the fighters were taking on the army of changelings.

"So, Luna, do you know any fighting magic?" Omega asked.

"As a matter of fact, I do." Luna answered.

"Good, get ready for the swarm." Omega instructed.

The pair descended upon the army of insectoids, bringing death with them.

Omega summoned the Pownder and began sprinting, shooting down a couple hundred changelings in less than a minute, Luna was using her magic to blast changlings left and right, she and Omega split up to cover more ground.

Using everything in his arsenal to kill more and more, the neon green blood would stained his Speed armor in all manners of splatter patterns, using a simple air blast system to clean it off, Omega made his way back to the ceremony building.

Entering loudly, Queen Chrysalic turned to find Omega standing there, Archangel's Smite in his hands

"So you have a fancy shiny scythe? No matter, it will do nothing to me." Chrysalis proclaimed.

"We have Jovi." Omega announced, using his voice alteration device to change his usual voice into that of a male singer.

"I don't get it?" Chrysalis was confused at the randow outburst.

Omega summoned the Power armor, took aim, and fired a special round, he began.

"SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOUR TO BLAME, darlin' YOU GIVE LO~OOOVE, A BAD NAME!" he sang.

Chrysalis had a new hole, right through the chest, if she was any thinner, she would have been blasted in half.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" she squealed in pain, clutching the area that used to be her chest, it bled profusely.

Omega cauterized the wound with the Zeus's Spear, Chrysalis seized up, twitched, and fell, face on the ground.

She shakily stood, and fired a huge wave of energy at Omega, he tried to dodge it with the Speed suit, but he was too late, it was a direct hit.

He fell to the ground, he used his improbable aiming skills and fired the Long-Way-To-Die at Chrysalis, a few moments later, standing again, he grasped the Longinus Knife that came forth, the blade was black, the grip was toxic green.

Charging forward, Red Death turned to power level 3 in his other hand, Omega struck, Chrysalis countered, Shining Armor's love for Cadance was still fueling her power, she was struck with her Longinus.

Nothing happened, as a side effect of the magic that allows Changelings to transform, their DNA also changes randomly about 1000 times a second, thus, the Longinus was useless, so Omega chopped one of Queen Chrysalis's legs off.

Screaming in pain and launching the man back with the bleeding appendage, Chrysalis healed in a few seconds, the love energy still strong.

Omega was exhausted, the Speed suit was not a wonder weapon, his bio-energy was running low, he used most of his tech-energy reserves to fabricate some adrenaline, taking it and using his magic-well energy to recharge the tech-energy battery, he rose, his weapons were practically useless, he broke part of the wall and threw it at Chrysalis, it bounced off of her sheld.

"Really? The high class warrior reduced to breaking the environment to make a weapon?" Chrysalis taunted, she blasted Omega with a knock-out ray.

However, the stone hit Shining Armor in the temple, knocking the stallion out as well, Chrysalis's infinite energy source was shut down.

Omega was on the ground, he rose slowly, he had a notification.

Upgrade complete for; Weapon: Judgement Blade.

He smiled and stood tall, Chrysalis stared at him in amazement, he should have been in a coma!

The Power armor was equipped, Omega stood there, waiting for Chrysalis to make a move, suddenly, she charged up her magic.

"OMEGA!" he heard Twilight shout, he turned in time to see the Mane 6 get blasted, Twilight, despite being at the head of the pack, was hit the least

She was knocked to the ground, dazed, the others were unconscious.

Omega was teleported to Chrysalis's side, her hole-yness changed into him, grabbed him, and spun him and herself around and around.

Omega wasn't sure why.

Twilight saw the 2 Omega's, one of them was her lover, the other was Chrysalis, but despite her best efforts, she couldn't tell the 2 apart, at least physically.

"Alright, listen up, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions, see which one of you is the real Omega." Twilight announced, the pair looked at her

"Okay." the 2 Omega's said, they looked at eachother, the real Omega knew that if he tried to strike, Twilight would think that he's actually Chrysalis, and blast him.

"Question 1: tell me something that only the real Omega would know." Twilight interrogated.

"Your rifle is called the Grudge." the real Omega answered.

"You like it when you're on top." the fake Omega answered.

Twilight was at a crossroad, both answers WERE something that only the real Omega would know.

"Question 2: how many clothes does Omega have?" Twilight was trying her best.

"13, 9 shirts and 4 over-tops." they both answered, though one of them was guessing.

"Correct. Question 3." Twilight stopped talking, she levitated Scootaloo over, took the filly's hoof that held the Destroyer Eagle, and put the barrel against her head, the small pegasus relieved herself in fear.

One of the Omega's aimed the Ballistic Nightmare gun at Twilight's head.

"DON'T DO IT!" the other one shouted.

"Wrong answer." Twilight convicted the Omega that spoke, blasting him with a mixture of anti-transformation magic and attack magic.

The one she hit fell to the ground, the disguise disintegrated, leaving Chrysalis there.

"How did you know that I was me?" Omega asked, .

"I know you well enough to know that even if it was me, if somepony threatened your little sister's safety, you would threaten them right back." Twilight revealed, setting Scootaloo down, the little filly jumped onto her big brother's armored chest, holding him for safety.

"Don't worry Scootaloo, your bro's here, I'm not going to let anything hurt you." Omega comforted his crying sister.

Scootaloo sniffled, wiped away her tears, and went to check on the other 5 mares who were still unconscious.

Chrysalis rose again.

"You are quite the persistent one." she said with venom.

Before Omega could react, Chrysalis blasted the group with another wave of magic, Omega summoned his Power armor to block it, but Twilight and Scootaloo got hit full force, he heard a pair of screams that were almost immediately silenced.

He turned to see his lover and his sibling on the ground, they were laying there unconscious, they were okay, at least, but then, the straw that broke the camel's back.

The 2 were bleeding from their heads.

Omega turned to Chrysalis, who was laughing now.

She stopped when she saw him, he stalked towards her menacingly slow, she tried to blast him, his bright red magic, enhanced by rage, was now blood red, he blocked the entire blast with a large wall of magical shielding.

He brought forth the only weapon more powerful than the Judgement Blade, it was the Judgement Blade................s.

After Discord's fuck-up, Omega took the DNA of his clone, which contained another Judgement Blade, so now he had two of them. TWO JUDGEMENT BLADES HOLY LUNA-DAMN FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO EPIC AND THEY'VE BEEN UPGRADED TO HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE ENERGY BOLT SECONDARY FIRE!

Dual wielding the 1 foot wide, 10 foot long swords of diamond-shattering physical strength and building shattering explosive strength, Omega simply crushed Chrysalis with both blades and blew up the remains.

His hair was flowing with the energy, he dismissed the weapons of mass destruction, and the energy flow stopped, he dismissed the Power armor and fell to the ground, unconscious from exhaustion.

Omega woke to find himself floating, he looked over and found Xero watching him.

"Hey, are you awake now?" the blue clad man asked, like Omega, he was wearing a jacket, though his was dark blue rather than dark red, his shirt was black with a lightish-grey circle in the middle, it was grAy for Omega because he was from America, it was greEy for Xero because he was from England.

"Yeah, why are we here again?" Omega asked, they were both floating in the space.

"I don't know man, but it's great to see you, how've you been?" Xero asked, just like with their first unconsciousness-induced conversation, the younger man was a lot more civil and noticeably more polite.

"Great, you?" Omega answered

"I've been great too, so, let me guess, killed Chrysalis with dual Judgement Blades?" Xero hit the nail on the head with that guess.

"How'd you know?" Omega answered.

"Hey man, I was infected too, I just died much later, I have dual Judgement Blades as well, though mine have blue lights where as I guess yours have red." Xero was correct again.

"Yeah man, so, we seem to be at the same point in the show, I guess the only question is...." Omega trailed off.

"Will it stay that way by the time we get our next conversation." Xero piped in.

"Yeah, I hope it does, if either of us are ahead, even by 1 sentence, the lasting changes could be massive, possibly paradoxing." Omega extrapolated.

"Right, well, did you meet the other Class 4 Generals?" Xero asked.

"Yeah, Thorn Forge the earth pony, Blue Comet the pegasus, and Shanka Grim the unicorn, why?" Omega asked.

"Funny, for me it's Aran Braveheart the earth pony, Mogar Ragom the pegasus, and Derek Ganter the unicorn, odd names for ponies, but whatever." Xero replied.

Omega felt a soothing sensation.

"Hold on, I think I'm being healed." Omega announced.

"Yeah, me too." Xero responded.

"I guess this is goodbye again." Omega said.

"Right, goodbye." Xero said back to him

They were both gone.

Omega opened his eyes, after confirming how his body was positioned, he rose, he was met with Luna's face.

"You've proven yourself again, my friend." the princess of the night praised.

"Yeah, I have, where are we?" Omega asked.

"Do not worry, I moved you, Twilight, and your little sister Scootaloo to my room to recover." Luna explained.

Omega looked around, he found Twilight snoozing peacefully beside him, he looked up to find Scootaloo asleep on a cloud that had been brought in.

"Thank you, so much." Omega said in gratitude.

"It was no problem, Omega." Luna dismissed.

Omega hugged her, Luna was shocked still, but soon returned the hug.

"Is the wedding over?" Omega querried.

"Yes, Shining Armor and my niece Cadance are happily married, after you fell unconscious, the 2 combined their power to banish away the normal changelings, after that, some repairs, and replanning the wedding, they were bonded and have now left, that was yesterday." Luna revealed.

"I see, good for them," Omega congratulated "though, one thing Luna." he began.

"What is it?" the midnight blue alicorn querried.

"You see, after the missed shot that Celestia took that severed her wings, well, Twilight took the shot, she was trying to expose Queen Chrysalis as a fake, but she didn't get the chance, well, Celestia kinda, got mad about that, even though it was an accident, Twilight feels really bad about it, even more so because Celestia disowned her as her personal student, I've already disciplined Twilight about using violence to prove a point, and she had probably the greatest magical potential of anypony in all of Equestria, so, I was wondering, since Princess Celestia gave her the axe, well, I was hoping, because you're also a princess, if you could..." he trailed off, the words did not present themselves to him.

"Say no more, my friend, I would love to take Twilight as my personal student, I think she could learn a lot more under me than with Tia, anyways." Luna accepted.

"Thank you, this means a lot to me, and even more to her, I just, thank you." Omega was relieved, he looked at his marefriend, she would be a bit startled at the change, but she would get used to it, she liked Luna, just as much as Omega did, and Luna liked her, just as much as Omega did, though of course not in the same exact way, but the point was that they got along just fine and would get along better with time.

He looked at each of the mares present, first to the princess, who was for some reason wearing socks all of a sudden

Then to his marefriend, who was still sound asleep and was now cuddling a pillow

And lastly to his dear little sister, who was sound asleep on a cloud

He felt something, something that, along with many other things, he had never felt before coming to Equestria.

He felt complete.

'Now how long until someone tries to fuck it up?' the morbid thought ran through his head, he rose to his feet, his stomach growled, Luna giggled, it was one of those things that isn't really funny at all, yet people always laugh at them.

"Come, let's go have some breakfast, I'll have the servants bring some to your sister and my student." Luna offered, trotting to the door and opening it.

"Heh heh, alright, I'm so hungry I could eat somepony." Omega chuckled at the butchering of an old joke.

Luna looked at him in a mixture of confusion and disgust.

"It was just a joke, it means I'm really fuckin' hungry." Omega explained, walking out the open door.

"Oh, heh, I get it." Luna giggled, the pair exchanged jokes all the way to the dining hall.

Opening the doors engraved with a picture of a pony's body, the man and the princess took their seats at the table, Celestia was at the head, grumpily eating a plate of fancy whatever, Luna sat to her right, Omega sat to her left.

"Omega, that seat is reserved for royal students only-" Celestia was interrupted.

"It's fine Celly, no royal students are present." Blue Comet spoke up, gliding into the dining hall, he still wore his helmet, but his body armor was missing, his white coat and blue mane and tail with red highlights were clean and a little bit shiny, his sniper crossbow was still slung on his back.

"Yes, he's doing no harm." Thorn Forge added, same situation, helmet present, body armor absent, though his heavy shoes were still on, his pale grayish-brown coat and almost-black-it-was-so-dark brown mane and tail were also clean and somewhat shiny.

"Even if he was doing harm, it would be to our enemies, not us." Shanka Grim finished the statement, same shit, different label, helmet yay, body armor nay, dust gray coat and pitch black mane and tail were clean and shiny.

The 3 stallions took their spots at the table, and chatted amongst themselves.

Other than the rowdy chatter of the 3 Class 4 generals, and the hushed conversation of nobles, breakfast went on peacefully and quietly.

Twilight woke up slowly, egged on by the sensation on a small hoof poking her, she opened an eye to see Scootaloo standing there on the bed, she was wearing her little violet hoodie again, but more importantly she was poking Twilight's cheek with a hoof.

"Hey, Twi, come on, there are some guards here with breakfast. it smells awesome, come eat." Scootaloo egged on, Twilight rose, looking around.

"Are we in Luna's room?" she asked, yawning to get the air flowing and rubbing her eyes of the sleep.

"Yeah!, and bro hooked you up, he messaged saying that, hold on." Scootaloo started, putting a hoof to her ear and accessing her cybernetic mind.

Twilight heard the telltale tune of getting a message, she checked it.

From Omega>To Scoots :3> Fwd. Twilight>: Omega here, since Celly's being a bitch and disowned Twi as her student, I put a good word in to Luna, and she's agreed to take Twi in as her own student, so she can continue her royally catalysted studies, My Lady and Milady will be hangin' out, tell Twi for me, 'kay Scoots?

Twilight stayed still for a moment, processing the message, she gaped.

"I'm going to be studying under Luna?" the lavender mare's voice was filled with disbelief

"Yeah, her majestic highness. it's gonna be AWESOME!" Scootaloo had dismounted the bed and went over to check out the breakfast that the 2 departed guards had set out.

"This, this is a big change, I'm not sure if I'm ready to move from one princess to another." Twilight was beginning to worry, she got out of the large, extravagant dark blue bed and began pacing.

"I mean, I love Princess Luna, she's a very likeable pony, but I just got the axe from her sister, besides that, I'm not sure how studying under Luna will work, I mean, is it gonna be liberal? Strict? Is she going to make tests for everything? No tests? How will I message her? What about the magic of friendship? Is she going to teach me dark arts? I mean, it would make sense, but I'm just not sure." Twilight was beginning to hypervenilate.

"Twilight, calm your tits, just let whatever is gonna happen, happen, and remember what bro always says, be prepared for anything, but look like your prepared for nothing, because then life will let its guard down, and then you can kick life's ass." Scootaloo philosophized, punching one of her forehooves to the other before taking another bite of the fancy food.

"*sigh* Y'know what, Scoots, your right, I should just go with the flow." Twilight said, significantly calmer, she sat down in front of the small table the 2 servants had set up.

Throughout the morning meal, Twilight and Scootaloo grew closer.

The 6 mares, 1 dragon, 1 man, and 1 filly were on the train heading back to Ponyville, they were having idle conversation to pass the time, it would be another day or 2 before they fully recovered from the events of the wedding, all they could do was wait.

One question dominated their thoughts throughout the train-ride.

What will happen next?

Only time would tell.

Author's Note

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-da-da-da-DAAAAAAYUUUM, 12 and a half THOUSAND words. this was a beast. I had to spend almost 2 whole days writing it.

Season 2 sent out in a Luna-damned motherfucking BEAST OF A PACKAGE.

I absolutely love you all in the most homosexual AND heterosexual ways possible.

see you all later for SEASON 3.

sorry if you got a notification error thingy or some shit, my computer was glitching while I was trying to publish the chapter.

Byeeeee.

Questionable Events

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Omega awoke to find himself in an area he did not recognize, he looked around to find only darkness, turning on his powerful visor light, he discovered that this darkness was caused by everything being colored black, no amount of light would help him manuever his way out.

Suddenly, the darkness faded into redness, then to whiteness, and finally it turned into walls, ceiling and floor of various non-solid colorings, he looked around, he found a glass door leading outside to a gravel pathway, to his left was a kitchen area, where 2 homo-sapiens were conversing, one was tall and was wearing something similar to Goku from Dragon Ball, the other was normal looking, light gray hoodie and blue jeans with black shoes, the Goku garbed one held a cup of coffee, the hoodie wearing one held a small tin box labeled 'Epic Roller', they didn't pay him any mind, so he continued.

He walked through an empty lobby looking room, exiting through the glass doors, he found himself on a smooth stone path, making his way along the path, he heard someone or something squeal, he recognized the voice, it was Scootaloo! He sprinted full speed along the pathway, he came upon a large building in the strange black void that surrounded the path, breaking his way through the doors, he found a strange scene.

The Mane 6, Spike, Celestia, Luna, Shining Armor, Cadance, and Ditzy were all standing around chatting, he saw Xero leaning against a wall talking to RD, but in the center was a large chair with a strange man sitting in it, tickling Scootaloo's belly.

"AH ha ha ha ha, S-s-stop, hee hee hee hee ha ha ha." his sister's voice had been taken over by laughter.

"Alright, Omega's here anyway." the strange man said, he levitated Scootaloo down in a field of sand yellow magic, the little filly held her stomach area until her laughter subsided, she stood up after a minute, and trotted off into the small crowd.

"Who are you?" Omega demanded, his Johnny Depp-like voice was lower than it usually was, his tone was threatening and he had his Dual Judgement Blades equipped.

"Ah, so nice to see you found your way here, Omega, I was afraid I would have to send Gray to come and get you, though she would be more interested in finding out how all of your body is... big and strong." the strange man greeted oddly, the base of his voice was like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris, with a mix of Russian and Australian accents, and grammar like an English-man and a German-man, though it was odd that he was implying this 'Gray' woman was such a slut that she could handle a simple escorting task without seducing her charge, but he still kept her as a servant.

"I said, who are you?" Omega repeated, not letting this strange observation cause him to falter.

"Ah, right, I am Lord-P1, ruler of this land, I do not really do much with the base land, but I run a multi-verse where I experiment with various human interactions and thresholds, you are here because I decided that I would take some questions, and answer them." P1 explained, Omega finally got a good look at him, he stood 10 feet tall, with chocolate brown hair and forest green eyes, his skin was a flawless light tan caucasian, he wore a powder blue hoodie with an orange topaz gemstone zipper thing, the hood-strings were red, he wore a platinum watch on his left wrist and a strange symbol stretched from the back of his right hand up his right forearm, the right sleeve was cut to t-shirt sleeve length for aesthetic purposes, his lower body was covered by simple gray denim jeans, with brown leather kneeguards and a thigh holster on each leg, the left one held a pistol, the right one held a knife, the symbol on his hand was a six pointed star surrounded by a circle, the bottom point stretched from his hand up almost to his elbow, the star itself was made of black outlines, on his back was a pair of 15 foot long archangel wings, definately feather, though they held the color and luster of gold, he must have spent a long time on his physical appearance.

"You claim you own a multiverse, only a deity could own a multiverse." Omega argued.

"Well, you see, I am a deity, an archdeity at that, where as other deities gain power through masses of mindless followers, I have 74 personally created pawns, disciples, children, whatever I feel like calling them, they are heroes, with great power that I catalysted with their pasts, and they empowered me with their futures, I am an amalgamation of all of the individual powers of all of my individual creations, I am immortal, I've been doing this for almost a million years." P1 revealed.

"You claim to be a deity, a pure souled god, I dare you to prove it." Omega challenged.

"I see, you are one of strong will, this is why I chose you, you challenge me, knowing that I could very well be telling the truth and I could kill you where you stand, but, I will prove myself to you, I do not fear skeptics, I make them believers." P1 accepted.

The brown haired man drew his gun, firing it to the right, it created a wall of diamond crystal, Omega knew there was more to this, the tall man put away his gun and drew his knife, he sliced clean through the wall of diamond. Next, he took the blade and sliced his own throat open, he pulled the flesh apart, Omega knew the purpose of this act when he realized that no blood came forth.

"As you can see, not only can I still speak with my neck filleted, but I am not bleeding, and you know better than anypony present that gods do not bleed, well, I'm not bleeding." P1 said, his head to the side, the flesh was almost completely severed, he pushed his head back into place and the flesh-wound sealed itself instantaneously.

"So, you are a deity, well, I'm not going to apologize because I know you don't really care." Omega accepted.

"Right, I'm also the reason why you ended up in Equestria, all of the pain and pleasure you have experienced has been by my will, but this is not about me, this is about the fans." P1 revealed.

"What fans?" Omega and everyone else present asked.

"Look there." P1 instructed, pointing to the viewers.

Everyone present, the 12 ponies, the 1 dragon, the 2 humans, and the 1 deity looked at the viewer, who was at this point probably thinking something along the lines of 'What the hell is this and you don't know what I'm thinking'.

"You see, I am going to ask all of them questions, so, here are the rules." P1 started, taking over the explanatory text.

Right, let's see, get some bold going on here, maybe some italics, no wait, never mind about theitalics, alright time for a list, wait, drop the bold too. Okay, here we go, the rules are:

1: the people available to ask are: Omega, any of the Mane 6, any of the CMC, any of the 3 princesses, Shining Armor or Spike.

2: you can only ask a maximum of 1 googol of questions.

3: keep it in english.

4: other than that, no rules.

5: 404, rule not found.

"Right, so, get to asking, like, now, right now, ask right now, riiiiiiight now, right noooooooooow, do it, do it, DO IT, DO EET, DOOOOOO EEEEEEEET!!!" P1 insisted to you, the viewers.

The chapter ends here.

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I am a ghost, so fuck your shit.

Author's Note

so yeah, a Q&A, ask your questions, do it, do it now, do it, DO IT, DO EET, DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEET.

I <3 you all, see you next time in:

"Getting some Answers."

byyyeeeeeeeeeeee.

Getting some Answers

Omega blinked, he felt tired all of a sudden, as though he was forced to stay awake for many dozens of hours, suddenly the energy and mental organization came back full force, he stretched and looked around, the 12 ponies, dragon, and Xero were experiencing the same thing, P1 clapped really loudly to get their attention.

"Alright, and after almost 24 weeks, the questions are in." the archdeity announced happily.

"24 WEEKS?" everyone else said in shock.

"Well, the time passes differently, it's only been 24 hours in aging time, but 24 weeks in perceived time." P1 explained.

"So, the questions are in?" Omega and Xero asked at the same time.

"Yes, now to answer them, Gray, THE TRANSITION PLEASE!" P1 demanded, a curvaceous and voluptuous woman, her hair was long and straight, it flowed all the way down to her ass, she wore a thick, plush hoodie, gold outline designs breaking up the gray suede-like fabric, one sleeve was rolled up to show a gray star-burst symbol on her upper fore-arm, almost exactly like Twilight's except the main star was dark gray and the secondary stars were pink, she wore light gray short shorts that accentuated her rear and visible cutie marks on her wide, child-bearing hips, and red all-star low-tops on her feet, she looked like a mortal incarnation of a goddess of lust, just looking at her got the 4 males of the group hot under the collar, not to mention the heavy musk of both female and male pheromones.

She pulled a rope connected to the ceiling with expertise and seductive style.

Nothing had changed, except the excessively attractive woman had transformed into a mare, her mane was still long, reaching down to an inch above the ground, her tail was long and moved to the side, the fore-arm cutie mark was still there, along with the ones on her flanks, she was still curvaceous and the half-lidded gaze she chronically had was even more seductive, she gave off an aura that smelled of estrus and semen.

P1 was unfazed by the fuck-toy that was now laying on his lap, sitting on his throne thingy and taking small note-like pieces of paper off of the extremely ruttable mare's back, he brought them to his field of vision.

"Alright, the several questions sent via Skype and Gmail will come first." the young archdeity announced, he showed no signs of change of behavious even with the proximity of his ponified lust-goddess servant laying on his crotch area.

"First, for Omega and Twilight, when are you 2 going to tie the knot?" the paper read itself.

"Right, that, I was hoping to do that sometime during or before Season 3." Omega revealed.

"And before anyviewer gets confused, we were all debriefed on the status of this event, we know we're from a TV show, we know about the fandom, and the stories, and we won't be remembering any of this come time for the next real chapter." Twilight explained to the people reading this.

"Also Omega, when, if ever, are you going to reveal your knowledge of the show's events?" the paper continued.

"I do not plan to ever reveal the show's events, P1 keeps the basic idea present, but the changes have, at this point, become so great that I'm not sure if it's even worth it, plus the whole thing with paradoxes and how knowing the future will drive the Mane 6 to try to change it to avoid bad means, even though they have good ends." Omega philosophized.

"To Scootaloo, I would think that my bro (not meaning brother like you call Omega, but meaning close friend) would know that there are a lot of stories that portray you as having RD as your big sister, what do you think?" a new paper came up.

"Uh huh, I know about those, and, while it would be cool for a while, the main reason why I prefer Omega over Rainbow Dash now is because Omega has much better interaction skills than Dash, and he would kill to defend me, Dash would threaten the offender, but I know she would never carry it out, she has a big, intimidating wall that, to anyone brave enough to attack, would crumble with ease, and plus, Omega is a good cook." Scootaloo answered in great length.

"To Applebloom and Sweetie Belle, how does it feel to know that Scootaloo can fly and stuff before either of you are strong enough to, say, do some magic or buck an apple tree? Also what's your opinion on the fact that Scoots has Equestria's only human as a big brother?" the second paper continued.

"Well, ah don't really mind it, ah mean, Scootaloo was so upset that she couldn't fly, but now she can, and me n' Sweetie haven't really been complainin' 'bout a lack of ability, we just want our cutie marks, then we can work on skills, and on the point of Omega bein' her brother? Uh, Sweetie you take this one." Applebloom answered.

"Omega and Scootaloo are happy, so we're happy for her, other than that, I guess it's kind of cool to live with and be protected by Equestria's only human." Sweetie finished.

"To Celestia, how does it feel to know that you FAILED, and that you lost your wings to the pony that your sister will now be teaching?" a third paper asked.

"Well, I will address the teaching thing in the story, for the failure thing, I'm over it, Chrysalis had cheat-codes, I was definately high enough level that I could have won without the aforementioned cheat-codes in play." Celestia said, sounding irritated.

"To Luna, what are your plans for Twilight, given S3's events?" the third paper continued.

"Well, I would teach her about the necessities of being able to stand your ground when communications break down, but Omega has that paved over and steel reinforced. As such, I'll teach her some different types of magic, including, as to be expected, the dark arts, which include things like various mancies including necromancy, it's counterpart cautamancy, advanced alteration of time and space, controlling minds, other forbidden magics like powerful destruction and healing, instantaneous disintegration, which is normally used for flattening areas, fun fact; a stray bolt of I.D. actually created ghastly gorge, reliable forms of self-levitation, making more durable and even natural magical wings, and eventually I'll even teach her the cheaty way for a temporarily infinite magical well that we princesses use in times of dire need." Luna went at lengths.

"To Cadance, how long were you down underneath Canterlot?" the third paper asked.

"About 1 and a half weeks, so, like, 10 days, it was terrible the first 3, but after that, it was bearable, they say the first 3 days are the hardest, I know a spell to turn the magi-crystals in the mines into food and water, but it took a lot of magic." Cadance revealed.

"Okay, next paper." P1 insisted, letting another paper float and read itself.

"To Shining, lol u wot m8, u didn't get laid wit dat alicorn of luv until AFTER u got muried? Das patetic." the paper read the butchering of the english/equish language.

"The only thing 'patetic' here is your IQ." Shining retorted.

"To Scoots, lulz ur a chi-" the paper exploded with the force of the universe, THE FORCE OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

"I am going to beat his fucking head in, then curb-stomp his body to death and drag him down to hell and super-glue his anus onto Satan's dick." P1 said, his tone was filled with the blood of a googolplex of in-discriminatory genocided creations.

"Did someone say my name?" a demonic, wrathful voice spoke.

"BEGOOOONE SATAAAAAAAN!" P1 shouted at the infernal prince of wrath.

"Come, brother, let's return to our domain." a sophisticated, prideful voice said.

"NOOOO, GO AWAY LUCIFER!" Satan bellowed.

"Brother..... NOW!!!" Lucifer commanded his wrathful brother, turning from bringer of light to raping you in the ass with light.

"Okay..." the red skinned beast complied, sinking down into a pentagram.

"Right, well, sorry for bothering you P1." Lucifer apologized.

"You were no bother, make sure your brother's chains are securely fastened to the wall, and make sure the wall is securely fastened to the rest of hell." P1 dismissed the apology from the infernal prince of pride.

"Right, I'll be off then." the pale haired hell-ruler farewelled, sinking down into his own pentagram.

"Okay, now that that is over, back to the questions, I'm just really angry at my 'friend' who thought it would be funny to not only butcher the english/equish language, but to attempt a chicken joke, I fucking hate those chicken jokes." P1 explained in frustration.

"To Spike, what'chu doin' boooooiiiiiii?" the new paper came up.

"Not much, Twilight doesn't really demand much, so I mainly go around town and find ways to pass the time." the young dragon responded.

"To Celestia, d-d-d-d-da-da-DAMUMUMUMUMMMNNN GUUUUURLLL YOU GOT FUCKED UP, you got fucked RIGHT UP." the paper continued.

"I did, we've been over this, stop bringing it up." the solar princess replied, agitated.

"To Xero, how's it been goin' on yer end man? Anythin' ya have ta tell? Is it heat season?" the paper was much calmer with this question.

"Well, first of all, fuck you, second, with the events on my end, everything is the same, even with Twilight and the Grudge removing Celestia's wings, nothing beyond the train-ride back to ponyville has been documented, plus, that was the last point at which I was conscious." Xero answered.

"Next, no, and last, no, but it would be interesting, Dash would be all over me, how could I say no?" Xero answered crudely, looking at Omega's RD and gesturing.

"Hey bucko, I'm not your marefriend." RD replied.

"No, no your not, but at this point in my story, you will be, and I'll get totally laid." Xero extrapolated, putting on a poor attempt at a pornography voice.

"BACK TO THE POINT OF THIS CHAPTER!" P1 bellowed, everyone turned to him.

"To Shining, how did you feel at the very moment you found out about your little sister's lack of a hymen?" the paper asked.

"Well, I was a bit shocked, even appalled, and I was more than a little angry at the one who did it before I got the full explanati-" he stopped, Gray had gently climbed onto his back, he had kept his composure while the act was happening, but now the heavily breathing, musky mare was straining herself to rub her crotch against his back, about 4 seconds into the act she convulsed and tensed.

"Nyaa~aah." she moaned softly and quietly, then she relaxed and laid there, exhausted, leaving a sizeable puddle of fluid to soak into her stomach area and the shocked stallion's back.

"Ugh, Gray? Really? Now?" P1 asked the depraved mare, levitating her off of Shining's back, she was sleeping now, her feminine legs hanging downwards, towel drying the light gray and putting her back onto his lap, and then showering the shocked stallion in alcohol, and then lit alcohol, and then bleach, and then water with bleach, and then just water, all this to assure him that he was clean.

"You can speak again." P1 assured.

"Did she just...?" Shining asked the archdeity.

"Yes, she does that sometimes, though usually to furniture, usually I have Shaun deal with her before I have visitors, but he's dealing with being Prince of Equestria." P1 explained.

"What do you mean, Prince of Equestria?" Twilight asked.

"Is he like that brutish Blueblood?" Rarity added

"Well, no, my multiverse is a whole bunch of tests on human interactions and thresholds, well, the best way to test those, I personally thought, was for a humanized Equestria, replacing one of the Mane 6 with a character of my own design, giving each of them different attitudes, personalities, backgrounds, strengths, and weaknesses, and seeing how they react to everything in the show." P1 explained "Shaun is one of them, going for a Captain America style thing, he was sickly and weak, his talent was very akin to running away, but then he got sky-rocketed to the peak of health, though before that even occured, he was a sexual deviant master, even shagging his world's Luna since he was 14 years old, all the way to his Iron Man Jericho Missile presentation that got one of his friends badly hurt and acquire the arc reactor, and led himself to escape and get his own power-up, he is 25 now and rules alongside his mate, Princess Luna." P1 continued.

"Gray here was similar, though instead of a Lunestia universe, it was just a clever thing with time and Nightmare spirit still being alive, so Luna was her size, but she was a major whore, sleeping with just about anyone, and she was shameless about it too, allowing Trixie to strip her in their first battle, only to force herself onto Trixie to satisfy her own needs, she got ponified for 3 days, and in that very short time went into heat, she often ponifies herself to easier satisfy her hormonal needs, as of now she is the only one of my pawns who stays on the company grounds, serving me in any way I demand, the poor thing is so racked with hormones, she will rub herself against anyone or anything and last less than 10 seconds, often exhausting her magical energy to cast 'weakness to orgasm' spells on herself." P1 explained.

"So depraved, it's pitiful." Omega's response to the long-ass explanation.

"Yeah, but it's kinda entertaining to watch her desperation, that's why I made her like that." P1 revealed.

"Why would you do that?" Cadance querried.

"I did it.... for.... the..... LULZ!!!" P1 had changed from a calm, king-like demeanor to a howling, cackling deviant of a madman, holding his stomach to accentuate his bellowing laughter, somehow his exhausted, lusty servant remained unconscious through the migraine-inducing noise.

"Right, back to the point of this chapter, again." P1 said, petting his unconscious servant.

"To The Mane 6 and Scootaloo, how does it feel being cyborgs?" a new paper asked.

"Well, I've been a cyborg the longest, I've got to say the only negative thing is getting used to the expanded thresholds, I mean, now I'm a lot more organized than before, I'm more fit, and I'm much more attractive than I already was." Twilight answered with pride.

"Ah know what yer sayin' Twi, I was a bit shocked to find out I was done with work by early evenin', usually it takes at least a day to finish mah work." AJ added.

"My suit's abilities were kinda emotionally empowering, being able to go at Mach 5 speed is an amazing and otherwise impossible feat." Dash answered.

"When I was flying to Cloudsdale after my infusion, I didn't even have to stop for a breather, it was nice to have strength after realizing my weakness." Fluttershy piped up.

"I can party even HARDER than I could before, and I could party very hard before." Pinkie liltily replied.

"My magical capacity was greatly expanded and my mind was more organized and had a greater fortitude, I am able to fulfill more orders for my clients in a much faster time." Rarity chimed.

"I trusted my bro to help me, and he did not disappoint, I was able to get a lot more wing strength with little extra hassle like 'feeling the burn' or being exhausted the next day, it was great, and I'm a lot stronger in not only the rest of my body, but my brain is stronger too." Scootaloo answered, gesturing to herself throughout her answer.

"To Omega, I heard a theory from P1, about soldiers at war and aging, and I was wondering if he was going to incorporate that into the story." the latest paper asked.

"Yes, I know that theory, for a soldier, every 1 year at war is 10 years mentally, I know it, I feel it, I may only be 26, but being a soldier in black ops warfare for 3 years and being in Equestria for 1, I feel like I'm 53, which is more than twice my age, but it has been melting away with the influence ON me from being here, and making it successfully in Equestria." Omega extrapolated.

"To Xero, so, I get that the 'plane of reality transition' things we get before you and Omega talk, are actually changing the view to a different plane of reality, but why is Omega able to talk to you on that different plane of reality?" the paper asked.

"Well, here's the run-down, basically, before the death thing that landed us in Equestria, we were forced into a tight friendship, one forged from the fires of battle, we were eachother's only hope at survival, after I mellowed out and stopped hating Omega for his generally relaxed attitude and ability to go from discipline to delinquent and vice-versa at will, we grew even closer, so we really value our conversation times, no matter how limited they may be, to answer the actual question though, I have no fucking idea, it's magic, though, so I don't have to explain shit." Xero responded.

"Right, so, that's all for the questions from my friends on Skype and Gmail, now to the questions in the comment section." P1 reined everything in.

"Dear Omega, what would you do if it turned out Twilight was actually a changeling who didn't even know she was actually a changeling? And in addition to Twilight being a changeling, you had no idea if Twi was real or if she was a persona created by the changeling, thus she had never even existed. (Overused story ideas, yay!)." the paper read.

"I would freak out for a few seconds, but I love her for who she is, if Twi being Twi is the truth, I would love her regardless if she was a pony or actually a changeling, the second thing, I would try to confirm that Twi was the changeling's real persona, or if it was all an act, if it was real, I would still love her, she's already from a different species, being another different species won't change my feeling, if she was all an act, though, I would break the changeling into very small pieces, piss on the pieces, then set it on fire, I HATE being lied to, and before you think I'm a hypocrite for lying to the ponies about knowing about them and the show, I'm not lying, they just haven't asked me, I would tell them the truth if they would ask, and lastly, is that an overused story idea?" Omega answered, looking at P1 for an answer to his own question.

"I have no idea, then again, I don't really check the popular shit often, so I have no idea, but according to this guy, it is, so, I guess it is, I don't have any motivation to check it myself." P1 replied.

"Okay, I see, well, is that it?" Omega asked his own question.

"No, hold on, I missed one from Skype." P1 said, bringing up another paper and letting it float.

"To Ditzy, lol why u ditzy and not derpy?" the paper read itself.

"Well, P1 said it's because until, in the canon MLP:FiM show, that I myself confirm my name, it's still okay to call me either Ditzy Doo or Derpy Hooves, the fact that Rainbow Dash called me Derpy could simply be that she thinks that that's my name, when it could very well be Ditzy or even something else entirely." the wall-eyed pegasus explained.

"Well, sudden transition since I haven't gotten any more questions." P1 announced, activating the transition,

Omega woke up in his town-house bed, his little sister sleeping on a little cloud laying on the bed, he looked around, he felt strange.

He felt like something happened, but he couldn't remember.

"Oh yeah, I saved everypony from the changelings at the wedding, and Twilight will be learning under Princess Luna from now on." he whispered to himself, his concern dissipated instantly, he laid back down to sleep.

A field of sand-tan colored magic lifted the blankets up to his neck, Omega was already asleep when this happened.

"Good night, my pawn, and goodnight, Scoots." a whisper came.

The voice was odd, the base of it was like a combination of Morgan Freeman and Chuck Norris, it had a mix of Russian and Australian accents, with grammar like an Englishman and a Germanman, it was gentle, fatherly, and comforting.

*drip, drip, drip*

"Ugh, Gray, really? Right now? *sigh* I'll have to get Shaun to rut you silly." the voice criticised, a dim flash of sand-tan magic occured, and nothing was there.

Not even a scuff on the floor from the red and white all-star low-top sneakers.

Author's Note

So, yeah, I only got 1 question from you fimfiction guys, and several from my friends on Skype and Gmail, so the chapter could have been a lot longer, but the polls are closed.

See you all next chapter for the start of S3.

I <3 you all, byeeee.

P1: sorry if I made it painfully clear that my servant is coitus-ly obsessed, I keep her around because of that specific reason, it's funny to watch her writhe in desperation.

"Love" is but one of your lessons, Twilight.

I lost part of the chapter, so about a thousand words, and got really pissed off, too pissed off to re-write it, here's an overview of what I had wrote to that point.

Omega found a way to get internet access through a satellite he made and launched successfully, and used some time to watch all of season 3 on fullscreen and contemplate how he would deal with the events of the future.

Omega finishes the season and falls asleep the second Magical Mystery Cure cuts off.

It cuts in at Twilight needing Omega's help for dealing with the about 2 dozen Pinkie Pies.

Omega points to the Ring Leader, Twilight gets the idea to use the EoH to determine the real one by using the spirit bonding shit.

Omega was actually suggesting just blasting them all.

Twilight goes to get the EoH from Luna, who is awarding the leader of the entire nation's delivery service with a medal, not only doing that but serving for 20 years in the navy, aboard the legendary 'Kamarhamarha' submarine.

Twi gets the EoH and notes about using a teleport charm spell to have easier access to them.

Luna checks off another item on the list for the ascension spell.

Twilight leaves before noticing the previous item.

Now.

Twilight reappeared in town hall, either by luck or by miracle the Pinkie Pies haven't destroyed anything, having Omega shoot each one until visible damage occured, Twilight activated the EoH, set them to 'Heal Bearers' mode, and launched out the magic.

One Pinkie Pie was healed, Twi sent the others back to the mirror pool, leaving only the real Pinkie Pie.

"Is, is it over?" the real Pinkie asked, confused.

"Yes, it's over Pinkie Pie, we outsmarted the mirrior pool, we're safe." Twilight assured her pink friend, patting her on the head.

"I, I was so worried, I wasn't sure if you would be able to figure out which one was real and I would accidently get sent into the mirror pool." Pinkie gushed.

"Pinkie, that fear is stupid anyways, you aren't a mirror clone, so the pool wouldn't accept you like a clone, you would fall into it like it was water, not a portal." Omega analyzed, his knowledge of magics helping him.

"That's right, come to think of it, we could have just done that, but, the most effective option isn't always the best option." Twilight added.

Crisis averted. City saved, it was a good day.

It hadn't even been two days.

Scootaloo walked in the door, Omega was painting something, he turned to give an acknowledging glance to his younger sibling, she had her hood up, she gave him a brief look, then quickly trotted past him, he would worry, but Scoots was a growing filly, probably just feminine trouble.

He finished his painting, he had decided to add a hat to his usual clothing, a black fedora and a black army beret, he was wearing the latter, to accentuate his painting skills.

He had made a copy of the Mona Lisa, and with it not existing on the planet prior to just now, he could make a lot of money from it.

Walking upstairs into Scootaloo's room, he had distinguished this room as hers, and given her some money for furniture, something was wrong, something was very wrong, something must have happened to her, something tragic, if she was really doing what it looked like she was doing right now.

She was doing her homework.

Omega broke down laughing on the inside, but took a step forwards, silent, Scootaloo suddenly got up from her desk, fortunately the positioning of the desk made it to where she was looking away from him, she jumped up onto her bed, laid with her face down on her pillow, and... cried.

He felt a mixture of sadness and rage, whoever did this would pay.

Approaching silently and sitting on the filly's purple sheeted bed, he laid a comforting hand on her back, and merely sat there.

"What's wrong, sis?" he asked, readying his weapons in case there was killing required.

Scootaloo stopped her crying, she sniffled a few times, regaining her voice, she spoke.

"Well, there's a new filly in town, staying for a week, Babs Seed, Applebloom's manehattenite cousin, she, well, she joined the school bullies, and her manehatten attitude made the bullying worse, she has, in less than an hour, ruined our lives for the next week, taken over the CMC clubhouse, and has generally been terrible." Scootaloo gushed in sadness.

"I see, why didn't you come to me sooner?" Omega asked, curious as to why his little sister would endure easily solved suffering.

"Well, you're always so wierd with emotiones all the time, I though that you would either be not serious and think my situation with Babs was silly, or take it too seriously and go for the violence option." Scootaloo revealed.

"Sis, listen, I deal with problems the best way that they should be dealt with, not too much, not too little, if you ever have a problem that you don't know if you can solve, just talk to me about it, I'll help you no matter what." Omega assured his little sister.

"You mean it?" Scootaloo skepticised.

"Sis, I don't say anything that I don't mean, unless I'm saying it with a joking tone, and right now, I'm not speaking with a joking tone." Omega put her doubts to rest.

"Thanks, bro, it means a lot that you take me seriously." Scoots said, letting her emotions come forth.

"Right, now then, let's deal with this bully situation." Omega got to the point, standing up.

"Okay, come on, they should be at one of the usual spots me and the crusaders hang out at, let's go." Scootaloo said with a can-do attitude, Omega laughed a little bit at her enthusiasm.

Making their way through the streets of Ponyville, the pair found Babs Seed with Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

"Hey, bullies!" Omega greeted harshly.

"Huh? Whadda you? Some hairless monkey wit no limbs er somethin'?" Babs was confused at Omega's sudden presence.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, on the other hoof, were scared, Omega was a soldier, a Class 4 General, they had heard, his threats of completely destroying their lives made them shiver with fear.

"Babs, right? Whatever, listen, you will not be bullying my little sister Scootaloo again, or so help me I will ruin you." Omega threatened.

"Whaddya gonna do? Choke me or somethin'?" Babs said, laughing, though she was getting visibly nervous.

Omega simply summoned the Ballistic Nightmares.

"I'll do much worse, stop being a bully, nobody likes a bully, you're only dooming your future by saying and doing these things." Omega warned.

"Right, like how?" Babs skepticised, Omega got really close to her ear and whispered so nopony else present could hear.

"I happen to have heard of a story that the pegasi grind ponies up to make rainbows, and earth ponies work well with their methods, I would bet that Scootaloo could hate you so much that she would get a position in the job of making rainbows, and take you up there to be killed, ground up into mush, and made into coloring for the sky, do you want that Babs? Do you want to die?" Omega questioned the quickly-getting-more-scared filly.

"N-n-n-n-no..." she could hardly speak.

"Exactly, so stay nice, and don't hang out with the wrong ponies, or you'll end up getting fucked over in the future, sometimes literally." Omega accented his point, and flew off, his little sister following close behind.

When they were high in the sky, Scoots spoke up.

"Bro, you are a BADASS!" the orange pegasus praised.

"You bet I am, now come on, let's get some practice in for the competition." Omega accepted his little sister's praises.

They flew off, happy.

inside out transition<<

It had been a week.

The Magic Duel was skipped for some reason, but Omega wasn't complaining about that, Twi would kick Trixie's ass anyways.

Scootaloo would be going with the other crusaders and Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash for a camping trip this weekend.

Twilight was away with Luna for some studying intelligence shit, Omega paid attention, he just did not really care.

Fluttershy was busy with animal stats.

Pinkie Pie was off doing something not-even-God-or-Luna-knows-what.

Omega was alone.

He had some sorting to do anyways.

Starting with his equipment.

The Power armor was able to block most magical attacks of almost any type, almost any except the rarely used healing blast. It would take at least a 1.00 calibur bullet to pierce it, and it could take 120,000 pounds of pressure before breaking. It weighed exactly 2000 pounds, 1 ton. It gave him major boosts in dexterity, strength, and perception, and minor boosts in speed, agility, and acrobatics. He could catch a rocket-propelled-grenade out of the air and throw it back at his enemies.

The Speed suit was able to block medium strength magical attacks of most types. It would take up to .40 cal rounds. and it could take 10,000 pounds of pressure before breaking, as it allowed Mach 3 speed. It weighed exactly 20 kilograms, light-weight hard alloy and cloth being the main materials for it, other than machinery. It gave him major boosts in agility, speed, dexterity, acrobatics, and perception, and a minor boost in strength. He could fly and catch bullets, not much else to say.

The Joy Love, a combination of the renamed Joy Mare, as the Joy Filly had been his .65 calibur magnum pistol, the Joy Mare was his 1.00 cal OMG (omega machine gun) 600rpm machine pistol, and the renamed Joy Stallion, as the Joy Colt had been his .50 calibur double barrel revolver, the Joy Stallion was his .50 calibur 6000rpm gatling revolver. the name Joy Love came from love being when a Mare and a Stallion were together, so the auto-handguns were dual-wielded.

The Ballistic Nightmares, a combination of a 7.62 NATO white heat plasma round glove gun, triple barreled and semi-auto or full-auto firing with a 300 round clip, it had blades on the ends of the fingers, 6 inches longs and able to pierce through FeNiC steel with ease, FeNiC steel was commonly known as carbon-steel, a high strength alloy. The barrels were colored like caution tape and the blades were silver.

The Shockwave, a 40mm grenade launcher based on the XM25 grenade launcher, the magazine held 10 rounds. The grenades were like EMPs, but on a tazer frequency, shocking the enemies with a field of energy, the grenades could be detonated pre-maturely in case Omega missed, which could be often if the target was flying, allowing him to salvage a damaging attack at the cost of power. Anti-gravitational technology allowed the grenades to travel at less than 10 m/s but still stay in the air, allowing Omega to more easily activate the secondary fire.

The Powder, an assault rifle based on the AK-47 but with light gray metal and red wood. It fired 600 rpm custom 5mm diameter 1 inch long energy propelled rounds, heated on launch to a certain temperature for the projectile's effect to take place. The bullets were made of a special crystal that instantaneously disintegrated any other solid or liquid matter of equal mass, leaving a hole of nothing after its impact.

The T-12, based on the SPAS-15, it fired 15 kilogram shells containing 12 slugs (in one shell) in a 4x4 point grid without corners. The slugs were .5 inches thick and 6 inches long, the entire shell was 2.5 inches thick and 7.5 long, with the casing and launching stuff giving it extra thickness and length, the slugs had spike ends for penetration or ball ends for impact, the magazine held 80 rounds using sub-space technology, ten times more than a typical single-loaded shotgun and 16 times more than a standard shotgun magazine.

The Arspace (pronounced are-space), renamed from the Sollun, it was a special gun, with a white frame, stock, and barrel, it looked like the halo focus rifle, the lights were either light blue or neon orange, depending on it's mode, it had fire and ice energy launching capabilities, gathering these energies from magic, the sun, or the moon, sun gave fire, moon gave ice, simple, the energy could be fired like a beam, an automatic firearm, a shotgun, a flamethrower, and a new function, like a missile, exploding on impact. It held great power if one used it wisely.

The Shadow Void, based on the halo plasma grenade, though not emitting light, it was black with a purple vortex symbol. It's function was to open a 6 inch wide black hole for 1.337 seconds, powerful enough to take out approximately 4.56 metric shit-tonnes of enemies. Not much else can be said other than IT OPENS A FUCKING BLACK HOLE.

The Zeus's Spear, it was like a flame-thrower, except it shot bolts of lightning, not much else to it.

The Retractor, a double-blade, both blades were 30 inces long, double-sided, made of diamond, and covered in 'Void Acid' a powerful dissolving agent that affected living and dead tissue, but not abiotic material like metal or plastic. The blades could easily cut through bones, so great care must be taken with this weapon.

The Red Death, a 4 foot long double-sided sword, it's capabilities were in the energy department, with the skull crossbar, the 2 eyes and 1 nose being buttons, they could activate the energy powers by simply pressing them, lighting them up, to deactivate them, simply press them again. 1 button turned on the energy, not much to it other than super-heated strikes and an energy arc that could be launched if heswung it quickly, 2 buttons turned the energy to overdrive, allowing it to cut through almost anything and launch energy arcs at half of the speed requirement, and energy shockwaves by hitting the ground really hard, 3 buttons turned the energy so high that it was an orange lightsaber, with very easily performable energy arc attacks, and easily performable shockwaves, on 3, it could cut through anything, so again, handle with care.

The Archangel's Smite, a huge sniper rifle, the stock was 1 foot, frame was 2 feet, and barrel was 3 feet, the entire thing had a 'too fucking shiny' silver finish, if he felt like it, he could blind his enemies. The stock was from a Dragunov. It was semi automatic. The rounds were custom 5 inch thick 15 inch long spike-end rifle rocket rounds, it didn't NEED a second fire, really, the massive bullets themselves were lead-jacketed red alloy, a special material made from combining iron, carbon, titanium, helium, copper and bromine, producing a darkish-red metal that had significant improvements in all parameters, harder, more tensile, more malleable, more ductile, higher melting point, and lower weight than the indivudual elements, much better than steel for AP rounds. The secondary fire involver the eyes of its skull-shaped muzzle brake, the eyes would fire 'seeing' lasers to lock onto the target using his satellite, and the bullets would home in on the enemy The special projection system coined the term 'rocket round', as they, just like their explosive cousins, launched their entire form out of the gun, as there would be no other possible way to cycle the rounds. The bullets came out of the skull shaped muzzle's mouth, the barrel was engraved and filled with dark red ink, the engraving was the phrase:

"... and there was a war in heaven, where demond fought against angel, and angel fought against demon, and man came in with their technology and kicked both sides asses." - Epics 13:37.

The Archangel's Smite bleeding-edge tech scope would let him see 50 miles away, the giant bullets traveled at 10 miles per second, so he could shoot someone in Canterlot, which was 10 miles away, in one second with extreme accuracy. Not only that, but if things got too close, the giant rifle had a magically-reinforced-diamond scythe-blade stabalizer, which, being a scythe blade, was capable of cutting people open and making them die with little effort. This was a weapon to be feared.

The Ring Leader, renamed from the Element of Leadership, was a necklace shaped like an EoH necklace, made of smoke-gray metal with a red gemstone omega-symbol for the cutie mark charm, it fired a double helix laser of red and gray beams, which possesed great destrucion capabilities, able to turn flesh into ashes and metal into metal dust.

The Rider, it was a dark red car with black roof and hood, the rims were neon orange, same with the omega-symbols on the hood and the front grill, the tires were a special material that acted like rubber but would not wear away, keeping a very stable grip even when going hundreds of miles per hour. With a max speed of 777mph, acceleration of reaching top speed in 10 seconds flat, with auto-self-fixing glass for windows tinted an amber color that enhanced brightness and contrast with no penalty to color perception. It was durable enough to drive through a moving bullet train with no damage to itself, but a hell-of-a-lot of damage to its target. It was powered by a Fi-Fu reactor, which practically produced infinite energy.

The Judgement Blades, the most powerful sword-type weapon to ever exist, 10 feet long 1 foot wide blade, back-curved end, black flat with glowing red edge, serrating on some portions, it is a monster of a weapon, even if it were made of normal materials. Its hardness is comparable to dark matter, fitting for the color of the flat, it's alien technology, possessed by XV, a sentient creature that Omega was infected by, giving him the weapon via DNA, though binding it to stay safe from the cleansing his DNA went through when he entered Equestria, leaving him alien free, but still in possession of the sword, it has explosive capabilities, shattering diamonds with a normal swing, shattering large multi-story building with an explosive swing, a quick spear motion would launch a bolt of explosion energy, detonating on significant impact, and hitting the ground would cause an explosion shockwave. It was a frightening object. The only thing more frightening than Omega having this thing, is the fact that he has TWO OF THEM, acquiring the second from a failure of a clone, he has TWO OF THEM, YOU ARE FUCKED YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER WHY DID YOU MAKE OMEGA MAD?

Omega returned to ocular view, seeing with his own eyes, he had gone over everything, making sure it all worked, it was night time at this point, he locked up the door and fell asleep on his HQ bed.

It was the time that Omega and Scootaloo had been waiting for, the Best Young Flyer's Competition.

To be frank, Scootaloo had been training so hard that she could beat most adult pegasi, taking her to the Everfree Forest to train with clouds, Omega had silently guarded over her improvements, she had slept almost 16 hours to energize herself for today.

Approaching the Cloudiseum to sign up, Scootaloo recieved a number for her spot on the list, as well as more than a few confused stares, the other pegasi wondered;

A; who is this little filly and what makes her think she can win?
B; is that Equestria's only human?
C; What is he doing accompanying this young filly?
D; he acts like he's her big brother, maybe something is going on...
E; get back into the game.

Omega made his way to the stands, he hadn't even gone 20 feet through the medium-lit tunnel before something happened.

"Hey, hoof over ya' money iffin' ya' don't wanna be hurt." a gruff voice threatened, Omega turned to his would-be-mugger.

He was an average pegasus, holding a knife, he looked like he needed medical attention, with his disease-ridden face, his wings looked healthy enough to fly.

Omega simply summoned the Ballistic Nightmare and punched the foolish stallion in his muzzle, he was knocked out on the spot, using the cleaning system he had installed, he rid his glove of whatever the stallion's blood contained.

Walking to his seat, Omega was stopped by a guard, a Lunar Guard.

"Ah, General Omega, please, come with me." the dark gray pegasus instructed, cheerful.

"Why should I?" Omega skepticised, not sure if this was a trick.

"Her highness Princess Luna of the Night and Day has become aware of your arrival and has requested you to accompany her in the royal viewer booth." the Lunar guard explained, starting off.

"Okay then, lead the way." Omega directed, following the dark gray pegasus.

The man and the pony came upon the royal viewer booth, Luna was there with her multi-hued-blue mane with colorful stars as opposed to one shade of blue and white stars. Twilight was there watching the first performer, Omega greeted her by running a hand through her mane.

Twilight squeaked in shock before realizing it was her lover, she turned to him, he continued to run his hand through her mane, she could tell he was smiling despite his invisible facial features, she scooted closer to him.

They watched in relative un-excitement, each flyer came up big, but ended lame, they lacked the fortitude to keep up with their performance to the end, they had been training hard, but maybe not enough staying strong enough to actually do their performance, or maybe they didn't train at all, focusing on making sure that they did their routine right that they never put it all together and made sure they could actually do it.

Scootaloo was, as the plan dictated, the last one to go, not like RD with nervously swapping the numbers, but sneakily doing so to make sure that the viewers got the best experience possible.

She flew out, did a few gestures and made a few motions, and then started.

Starting with a tornado with the clouds, she spun them around and around, keeping them together inside the tornado, then, she broke them, causing the move to launch rain high up into the air in a fine mist that lit up the entire air-space as the light danced amongst the water. The audience was immediately enraptured.

Her next move involved her amazing control, flying between pillars at break-everything-in-your-body speeds, the audience watched as she became a blur, weaving to and fro, ending off with a sub-sonic strike to a cloud, causing it to spew lightning everywhere, she remained unhurt as she had treated her body with shock-proof chemicals, the viewers were very impressed.

The last move, the ultimate test of speed, she flew up, up, up, high into the sky until she was almost invisible from the sheer distance, then she flew downwards, almost straight downwards.

She poured on the speed, crossing the bottom of the Cloudiseum, she looped around and made an infinity sign from her bright-violet fire contrail, she ended off by flying almost to the ground, then taking a 180 degree turn straight up, she flew faster and faster.

A sonic-speed air-barrier was forming.

It got brighter and more visible, she flew faster and faster, straight upwards.

It turned into a cone, getting more and more narrow.

She crossed the top of the Cloudiseum, then it happened.

She broke the sound barrier.

The bright light, a fluctuating circle of white fire, it was a legendary type of boom.

Legendary types of booms were few in number and negligible in occurance, only 3 types were Legendary, the Sonic Rainboom, a circular rainbow blast of light, the only known wielder was RD, the Sonic Crownboom, a spiky ring of golden light, it was the boom of the Royal Family, the alicorns and pegasi, at least.

The Sonic Starboom, a fluctuating circle, like a solar-flare, but a ring, the whiteness, the hottest type of star in the universe, the fire, what stars were made of.

Scootaloo was a wielder of the Sonic Starboom.

She got her cutie mark too.

A pair of orange wings with black outlines, a five pointed star between them with a black comet-trail going down her legs, with a black outline, it changed color, fading from red to orange to yellow to green to blue to purple to black to white to red again, it was glorious, she glided until she slowed down and landed gracefully.

Needless to say, every single being watching, whether they be pony, human, or woodland creature, they were cheering as loud as they could, the applause was almost deafening.

Almost, almost, fortunately not REALLY deafening, because that would be FUCKING BAD. No, she won first prize.

Scootaloo hovered calmly as the crown was placed upon her head, the last piece was made at the last second, a symbol consisting of the main part of the winner's cutie mark, Luna congratulated Scoots by making it the same 5 pointed star as her amazing cutie mark.

Scootaloo was picked up by her big brother, he held her high above his head and she stood on his hands and waved to the cheering crowd.

This was the happiest day of her life, and it was only noon.

Walking through town with his little sister sitting on his head, Omega looked ridiculous, add his little sister's color-changing star with wings cutie mark, it looked recoculous, add the crown and his wearing the speed suit, and the whole thing looked like the ultimate in absurdity.

Repensulous.

Scootaloo happily directed her big brother to various locations, this was her day to celebrate.

Omega drank deeply of his personal flask, a simple mechanism to keep its contents deliciously cold.

It was a mixture he called 'Vis' as it was a combination, 'V' for 'vodka' and 'is' for 'whiskey', the word was latin for 'power' so he added 'Wired 3000X' because;

1: he's a cyborg, and it's called 'Wired 3000X'
2: it contains 3000mg of taurine, which is 3 times more powerful that caffiene, and 188mg of caffeine.
3: it was so strong, doctors recommend only 1 dosage in 24 hours, 1 can of the stuff was 16oz.
4: the flask held 20oz, 10oz vodka/whiskey, 9oz other one (it alternated between whiskey dominant and vodka dominant) and 1oz Wired 3000X

So he was getting really drunk and very energized, he loved the feeling of it.

The siblings just went around and did stuff.

Then, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle found them.

Omega looked at the small pair, they were watching the siblings, confused, he had drank at least 100 beers worth of alcohol by this point.

He carefully reached up onto his head, plucked Scootaloo from her hairy perch, and placed her on the ground, he walked off, saying something before he left.

"I'm gonna get some meds, BRB sis." he revealed as he walked away.

The other 2 crusaders watched Scootaloo's color-changing cutie mark for a few minutes, amazed by the magic that made it fade from color to color.

Finally, Scootaloo, after moving the trio to the CMC clubhouse, finally spoke up.

"So what? You're just gonna stare at my flank all day?" the orange filly teased, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle were shocked out of their trance.

"Scootaloo! Ya got yer cutie mark!" Applebloom stated the obvious.

"Really? I would have NEVER noticed!" Scootaloo responded, if sarcasm was a liquid, her voice would have drowned the trio.

"How? And When? And for what?" Sweetie Belle was still astounded.

"I broke the sound barrier, today after winning the Best Young Flyers Competition, and it's for being a star flyer, I went into space after I broke the sound barrier with my Sonic Starboom." Scootaloo answered, her violet hoodie and Best Young Flyer tiara thingy clinging to her tightly.

"Wow, you, ya' were tha first to get yer cutie mark, congratulations." Applebloom congratulated.

"Yeah, I'm pretty awesome." Scootaloo said, allowing some pride to show.

"Yeah, but, now, what about us?" Sweetie Belle asked the question that none of the 3 wanted to bring up.

"I guess, I guess I'm not going to be doing any crusading from now on." Scootaloo got to the point.

"But what about our friendship? The crusaders as a whole?" Applebloom said, the yellow filly sounded sad.

"Don't worry about that, I'm not going to stop entirely, I'm not going to be crusading, but I can still help you 2 earn your cutie marks." Scootaloo assured, she was willing to help her friends until they got their own cutie marks.

"It's a really nice mark, by the way." Sweetie said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Yeah, ah like how it goes all tha way down to yer legs, it's really neat." Applebloom added.

"Right, it's great, now come on crusaders, we have cutie marks to get for you 2." Scootaloo got the conversation back on track.

"Okay! Let's get goin', ah still have a long list ah made." Applebloom said as the group left the clubhouse.

"Alright, but please don't let it be anything too hard." Sweetie Belle pleaded.

"Doesn't matter, ONWARDS, HEAVEN OR HELL!" Scootaloo gave her brother's battle cry.

"Uh, right, let's rock." Applebloom unknowingly took Xero's line.

Applebloom had earned her cutie mark, it was for being an expert builder, a hammer and paintbrush crossed, the head of the brush pointing to her tail, an image of a bucket spilled green paint all the way down her legs, an apple was in the torrent, green on the painted part, red on the unpainted part.

Sweetie Belle had earned her cutie mark, it was for being really good at singing, it had 2 bells, one purple, one pink, and black lines of notes stretching down her legs.

The Apple Family Reunion had passed, Granny Smith said it had been 100 moons since the last because an old expression for 1 year, was 'A hundred moons'.

Spike had saved and been saved by Applejack, a huge timberwolf attacked, Spike burnt that motherfucker to death with his AWESOME-ASS DRAGON FIRE BREATH, BITCH.

But now, ooohhhoooohhhhoooooo.... now.

Now it was time to deal with Discord.

Again...

Author's Note

Well, there you have it, some shit-going-down.

Yeah, it's obvious that Scootaloo is my favorite crusader, due to the fact I gave her what amounts to a Mary-Sue Cutie Mark, yeah,

It's just my head-canon that she is young and has small wings and can't fly, but then she grows up and gets the wings of a goddess (alicorn sized wings) and becomes one of the best flyers ever. And her cutie mark is being a 'star flyer' because she does the Sonic 'Star'boom which causes her to go into space but she lives to tell the tale.

Went through a lot of S3 in this chapter, don't worry, the next chapter will cover 'Keep Calm and Flutter On' and 'Just for sidekicks'/'Games Ponies Play'

Then we tackle the S3 finale, and all of its controversial glory.

Then we're extremely close to being done.

See you next time, I <3 you all, byeeeeeee

It's hard to deal with high class, whether they be enemy or friend

Omega wasn't sure about this, he knew didn't like Discord and he knew that Discord did NOT like him.

The group of 7 was standing in a field, waiting for this 'surprise' that Princess Luna had for them.

They saw the black and gold chariot, it had been 5 months since her re-coronation as Princess of the Moon and the Sun, this is not what made the group of 7 nervous.

What made them nervous was the fact that she was carrying the statue of Discord.

Touching down, Luna took a mighty flap of her wings and exited the chariot.

"Hello, my little ponies, and man. Friends, I have gathered you for a special mission, one that may make or break a different thing I have set up, anyways, the point is, is that Discord has been evil for far too long, he must be reformed." Luna debriefed.

"Why, exactly, the fuck would we want to do THAT?" Dash querried.

"To prove yourselves as the awesome peace-keepers you are?" Luna tried.

"Alright then, Luna, girls, let's do this." Twilight directed, taking charge.

"Okay, I'll be back in Canterlot if you need me, hopefully you won't need me." Luna said, re-mounting her chariot and getting flown off.

Omega wasn't sure about this, he knew didn't like Discord and he knew that Discord did NOT like him.

The Mane 6 equipped the EoH and charged up the 'Release Sealed' magic.

Several seconds passed, the lights getting brighter and brighter, until they matched the sun.

The blast went forth, hitting the stone statue full force, the 6 mares floated down, the statue crumbled and shook, the stone broke away, revealing living flesh, after gaining enough leverage, Discord broke the stone himself.

"Aaah, free again, time to deal with all of you." Discord said as he picked at the stone still clinging to his skin, hide, fur, scales, and whatever else his epidermis was composed of.

"Right, in hindsight, we should have made a plan before doing that." Twilight said, facehoofing at their lack of wisdom.

"Yeah, right, I'm just going to go make some chaos." Discord said, preparing to teleport with a snap of his fingers.

He was shot in the chest, almost cut in half by the Archangel's Smite.

"NO, BAD!" Omega rebuked, holding the Archangel's Smite in one hand, his ripensulous amount of strength allowed the act.

"AAAAAH, why? Why did this happen?" Discord squealed in pain.

"Omega!" Twilight rebuked her lover.

"Twily, listen, he was going to try to escape, I couldn't let that happen." Omega said, dismissing the Archangel's Smite and summoning the Ring Leader onto his neck.

"By SHOOTING HIM? You could have just disabled his power!" Twilight criticized.

"I still need help here..." Discord said, his voice weakened by the near-body-splitting-sized wound in his torso.

"What makes you think I can?" Omega argued.

"I, I, I don't know, I guess you wouldn't be able to." Twilight's face fell.

"Unless the Elements of Chaos can be used to reverse chaos, I don't see how I could have used them.

"You have-a my Erements?" Discord faked a Haysian accent.

"Yeah, I've been working with them, it's hard though, what with the elements being Misery for Laughter, Deceit for Honesty, Treason for Loyalty, Greed for Generosity, Hatred for Kindness, and Reality for Magic, the last one is surprisingly easy though." Omega noted.

"How did you get them?" the 6 ponies and still bleeding draconequus querried.

"Those fucking stupid clones of opposite-ness, they had the Elements of Chaos, but now I have them, and I'm working on being able to use them." Omega revealed.

"Why in tha sam-hell would ya want ta do that?" Applejack interrogated.

"Power, that's all it is, is power." Omega answered simply.

He wasn't a big gamer, but he had played enough games with items, and a decent amount of RPGs to know that getting 1 legendary relic would make him a hero, so he could only imagine getting 6 legendary relics.

"Well, let's get back to me, shall we? I'm still hurt over here." Discord complained.

Twilight brought up the mystical interface and changed the EoH to 'Healing', then launched the relic-level energy at Discord again.

The draconequus was healed, but his powers were locked down, he could do little more than teleport, so he did.

Omega teleported him back immediately after.

Discord gave up after that, with no chaos power and even his basic power locked down, what was the point?

For anyone, with no power, no chance to fight or resist, what was the point? The point of trying, The point of staying alive?

The reason was hope, and Discord was quickly running out of that, too.

The debate on where Discord would be staying quickly degraded from a debate to a shouting match, nopony would allow the lord of chaos to enter their domain, Omega stood off the side, conversing with Discord and sharing both a cigarette and some jokes.

"So, how long were you stoned last time?" Omega laughed.

"Well, I have to say..." Discord started, his face was normal, then he turned it into a horrid, messy, gruff version of his normal visage "Meth, not even once." he finished, both males laughed.

"*sigh* You know, you're actually not so bad, when you have some self-control." Omega complimented.

"I guess, it feels nice to just talk to someone, and these fire-stick things are great. What are these?" Discord querried.

"Their called cigarettes, known to a lot of my people by names such as cancer-sticks, fags, ciggies, coffin-nails, smokes, and tobacco-burritos." Omega revealed, the last item on his list was said by a guy that Omega was 99.99% sure was hispanic.

"Nice, I never would have thought of using tobacco for recreation, it's normally used for medicine." Discord noted, taking another drag.

"Yeah, so, do you feel like doing full-blown chaos anymore?" Omega asked, suddenly serious.

"Not really, I found out something, be nice to people and they'll give you stuff, or something like that." Discord tried to formulate a proper response, but lacked the words or knowledge to do so.

"Close enough, alright that's enough, this is my last ciggy." Omega said, taking the last one in the pack and lighting it with the Arspace, his upgrade to the Sollun, the magical fire/ice gun, he was lying, of course, he had about 50 metric fuck-tonnes of cigarettes, he just didn't feel like getting more at the moment, he had to get them manually since they were not part of his warping system. Discord frowned slightly.

"Awww, that sucks well, I'll just lay here then, I healed up nicely at least." the draconequus replied, patting the area of his torso that was previously a hole.

"Right, well, don't let me here about you doing anything bad now, you know what I can do, and you know I'll do it, and I know where you are at any time, I'll find you, and we'll tussle, got it?" Omega said, his voice casual as he issued the threats.

"Right, okay man, I'm not really feeling up to doing anything evil anyways, just things like pastries hitting people, and other prank things." Discord responded, standing up and stretching, he had reduced his size to 6 feet, minus the horns.

"Alright, I'll hold your word for that, I'll go and tell Luna about your successful rehabilitation, stay here." Omega directed, teleporting off to Canterlot.

The Mane 6 had stopped yelling, they merely stared at each other.

Discord made his move.

"Hey girls, so, no need to argue anymore, Omega helped me see the light, he's off to tell Luna about my successful rehabilitation, in the meantime, I baked you a pie." Discord revealed, pulling a pie out from behind his back, it looked normal enough.

"Ooh boy, what flavor?" Pinkie chimed, bouncing in delight.

Discord narrowed his eyes, his tone went serious.

"PIE FLAVOR." he said with emphasis.

Suddenly, a miniature pie shot out of the top of the big pie in slow-motion.

"Neat." Pinkie said, picking the smaller pie out of the air and eating it, burping out the tin plate that held it.

Discord peeled away the pie crust to reveal miniature pies inside the larger pie, he passed them out, taking the empty pie shell in one hand, he spoke.

"Aaaahhh, my favorite flavor, imagination." he said, drinking the pie crust.

Omega appeared in the throne room, he saw Luna sitting on the throne, arguing with a white coated stallion with a black mane, a goatee, red paint on his body, and a cutie mark of a dark red explosion symbol.

Omega merely shoved the strange stallion out of the way.

"Luna, Twilight reformed Discord, that's all I had to *kick* say." Omega informed, kicking the strange stallion in the face after he tried to charge him, two jagged looking swords drawn.

Omega turned to the stallion, he was charging again.

"I'm killing him out of self-defense." Omega said calmly, though loud enough the Luna could hear him.

He summoned the Retractor, bringing out 1 blade, he did a quick slice to block the 2 blades attack. he put the back end of his sword onto the stallion's chest, holding him up.

"How is your puny sword's pommel going to hurt me-" he stopped, Omega brought out the second blade, stabbing the stallion through the chest and melting his body, the bloody mass of meat fell to the ground with a thud.

"Finally, geez, finally someone dealt with him, I hated that guy anyway, I'll get rid of the body then." Luna thanked, teleporting the melting body away, along with its blood.

"Right, so yeah, Twi and her friends reformed Discord, they did it surprisingly well." Omega credited the Mane 6, they needed the praise, and he knew Luna was planning the ascension coronation ritual.

"Okay then, that was fast, Twilight is very skilled in dealing with people, I commend her on her performance, but surely you had something to do with it." Luna skepticised.

"I stood off to the side and didn't bother her." Omega put the princess's conerns to rest, she believed him, he had given her no reason to not.

"Well, okay then, I guess that is all there was to say?" Luna querried.

"Yeah, that's all, I'll just go then." Omega said, teleporting away.

Luna checked off another item on her list, she went to check on her sister.

Teleporting herself to her sister's tower, the princesses' rooms were kept in separate towers, she entered the door.

The smell of salt and alcohol filled her nostrils, threatening to dig up her last meal and evict it from her stomach.

She saw her pink maned sister chugging a bottle of cold liquor, at least 500 more bottles were lined up around the room. Luna facehoofed.

"Sister... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Luna rebuked, she was highly disappointed in her alabaster sibling.

Celestia, to her credit, stayed calm chugging the rest of the bottle, when it was empty, she set it down, swallowed the liquid she still had in her mouth, and then responded.

"AAAAAAH, LUNA, you scared me." Celestia said, sounding nervous and sad.

"You can't deal with your problems when your mind is drowning in alcohol." Luna criticized.

"Alcohol is a poison, Luna." Celestia replied simply.

"Well... then... why are you drinking it?" Luna argued, her sister's reponse was very left field for her.

"Because there are things inside of me that I need to kill." the white princess said, her tone was depressed, she was on the verge of tears.

"You would sooner piss yourself than kill what is inside you, how far have you made it, by the way?" Luna asked, concern filling her voice.

"I'm up to year 2580 of 4002 and counting." Celestia answered, she was dealing with all of her problems from day 1 up until the current day.

"That's excellent progress, keep it up, sis. Oh, and in the future, I suggest using marijuana instead of alcohol to help you, it is much more relaxing and mind opening." Luna suggested, closing the door and flying away.

Celestia lit up a joint.

Discord was moved to Canterlot to live under the rules of the castle.

Omega memorized a map of Equestria.

The CMC stayed friends, but they changed from 'Cutie Mark Crusaders' to 'Neopolitan Maidens' just because I can't come up with a better name.

The ponies acquired an equipment boost.

Twilight's focus was tactics, hitting the enemy no matter what defense they had. She had the Grudge, a tactical sniper rifle that can bounce its magical bolts of plasma energy off of thin air up to 5 times, allowing it to pass by obstacles and barricades with ease. The Choker was a poison gas pistol, the magical shot was fired and upon significant impact would burst into a varying sized field of poisonous gas, the size of the field depended on how much energy was put into it. And the Ripper, by utilizing powerful control technology, this magless, gripless, stockless assault rifle launched 3000rpm of magic impact bolts, effectively tearing up the target.

Rainbow Dash's focus was speed and blades. She had the Dragon Claw, a 9 inch long knife based on the Assassin's Creed hidden blade. The Dragon Wing, a mithril wing-covering, sacrificing no mobility and allowing her to use her strong wings as a weapon. The Dragon Fang was a mithril sword based on Xero's Slicer blade, the first sword the younger man used as a cyborg.

Applejack's focus was heavy weapons. She had the Slammers, a set of sledgehammer style shoes, giving her hoof attacks a lot more power and lethality. The Buckshot was a sonic wave energy enhancement, allowing her to hit someone and separate their body from their head and limbs by blasting it backwards with so much force that it ripped clean off. The Flint West-Wood was a revolver that fired .357 magnums, the special thing about them is that, rather than AP rounds with a steel core, these rounds were made entirely of steel, giving them a lot more stopping and piercing power.

Rarity's focus was precision and lasers. She had the Plasma Cutters, a set of small, double-sided knives that fired lasers in thin, precise, burning hot beams. The Jesin (jee-zin), basically a purple lightsaber. The Bird-watcher was a special weapon, it started by placing down the 'watcher' part, a 4-inch diameter black glass hemisphere on a small, light gray pad. Sticking that to a wall, the user activated it and launched the 'bird's, spheres of black glass, the 'watcher' part watched the 'bird' part with a laser, keeping up with it and sending a laser directly through the air, able to be thrown behind cover and cut through it, or be manipulated in mid-air and allow more precise laser cutting, in order to preserve the practicality, the 'bird's had to be activated to make the laser part work, it was a good weapon in stalemate firefights.

Fluttershy's focus was medical stuff and chemical warfare. She had the Beretta 9cc, despite its name, it was actually a large cannon-like weapon that worked exactly like the TF2 Medi-gun, no change except the name. The Lethal Incision was a syringe casing filled with concentrated euthanasia, it was an extension of her forelegs, the rapier-like blades that could cut enemies (hence the word Incision) could also inject the euthanasia into the target, killing them within 10 seconds. The Angel Blade was the only thing that wasn't med-based, it was a knife with a black alloy flat and red alloy edge, black alloy was made from iron, carbon, titanium, and hydrogen, a less powerful form of red alloy, the blade was imbued with passive charms, ones for large boosts speed, agility, dexterity, and perception, a small symbol of a rabbit's head was printed onto the flat of the blade, the face of her pet rabbit Angel (hence the name), it was a useful weapon when the euthanasia ran out and things got too hectic for normal speed combat.

Pinkie Pie's focus was pyro, physics, technics, and kinetics. She had the Einhoofer Flammenwerfer, gemanian for 'one hoof', it was an MP5 frame that shot incineration rounds, a high power incendiary type of round. The Helium Slicer, a knife that was orange-hot, but still sharp and very solid, able to slice through thick armor plating with little effort, melting through it like butter, it was very dangerous, which is why it turns off when sheathed. The Dragons Breath was a muzzle-mounted flamethrower, as long as the helmet worked, she would be able to turn it on and shoots streams of fire by simply breathing, very useful when cornered.

Scootaloo's focus was not being in battle, Omega had given her a pair of .44 magnum desert eagles, called the Destroyer Eagles, to protect herself if she needed to fight, but not for any combat that lasted longer than a minute, she was more than capable of escaping as well.

Omega's focus was complete destruction in as little time and most power as possible, he had already listed his weapons, they were in the last chapter, go there and read up on them if you don't remember.

All was good, but then the Crystal Kingdom had some errand for them.

They had to go and greet a pony for the Equestria Games, like the olympics but annually instead of quarter-annually (once every four years). It was easy, some pony almost got confused for the Games Inspector, but merely asking her name was proof enough that she was most decidedly not to inspector.

Crisis averted, Town saved, it was a good day.

Omega was nervous, this was one of the few things in life he was not sure about, the other couple of things were his fight with Kary-08, retrieving his armor successfully after escaping from his company's grasp, and defeating XV without dying.

He walked into the store, the lens wearing stallion gave him a look, Omega didn't pay him any mind, he picked out the product, the best he could find, it was as glorious as it was expensive, costing several thousand bits, he took it to the front counter and set it down.

"So, going to tie the knot with your marefriend, I see." the clerk asked, inspecting the wedding band Omega had selected.

"Not exactly..." Omega trailed off, this was awkward.

"Going to tie the knot with your stallionfriend?" the clerk guessed.

"NO! I'm hoping to tie the knot with my marefriend." Omega corrected.

"Ah, I see, nervous are we? Eh, for you, big guy, still full price, I don't give discounts." the clerk laughed, Omega merely removed the exact amount that was charged, the clerk stopped laughing, he took the money enthusiastically, Omega took the ring he had selected, and left.

Slipping the small piece of jewelery into his pocket, he equipped his Power armor, minus his helmet, and made his way to his second destination.

It was Hearts&Hooves Day again, Omega was prepared for this.

He was going to propose to Twilight.

And, for one of the extinctually rare times in his life...

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...He was scared.

Approaching the picnic Twi had set out, Omega calmed his breathed, Twilight looked absolutely perfect, standing and waiting for him, after a long time with the cybernetic body-parts, her figure was svelte, yet very strong, though she did not look like it, she had almost the same figure as Luna, so yeah, pretty fuckin' beautiful.

"Finally, did you stop for a smoke and grow the materials on site?" Twilight joked, her giggle was golden.

"No, I had to stop and get something." Omega told a half-truth, he didn't want her to know right away.

"I see, you stopped to clean and wear your armor, it's nice, very aesthetically pleasing when you don't have your helmet on.

"Right, so, shall we?" Omega offered, gesturing to the spread of food.

"We shall." Twilight accepted, getting into a comfortable spot and sitting back on her haunches.

The lovers ate their food slowly, exchanging small talk, they wouldn't opt for what some couples did and feed eachother, as Omega's mouth was not visible and it would be wierd anyways.

Nearing a third of vodka each, Omega having turned off his resistance to lighten himself up before popping the question, the pair got closer and closer, until the food was gone and all that remained was a third of a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka, they took a synchronized drink, cheeks flushing red from increased facial blood-flow, the pair stared lovingly into eachothers eyes, Omega turned his resistance back up high to get himself ready for what was about to happen.

Omega summoned up every ounce of courage he had, it immediately left him the second a particular thought crossed his mind.

'She'll soon be a fucking PRINCESS, I can't propose to her when she's about to become a PRINCESS, it's a good thing I didn't print out that pre-written letter to Luna, or I'd be literally royally fucked.' the soul-shattering though crossed his mind, he warped the ring away, storing it in his supplies as 'Band of Future', as he would need it in the future.

The rest of the date passed like a snail, Omega could feel the repressed urge to pour his heart out and ask his lover on the spot, but discipline won over, he restrained himself.

'After this Princess Twilight ordeal, I'm going to propose to her with a thousand times more heart and soul.' he vowed to himself.

He was a lover AND a fighter, and he was going to do this.

Eventually.........

Author's Note

Whelp, there's that, hope you enjoyed it, dear reader, drop a comment if you liked it.

Next chapter will be the infamously famous S3 finale.

Then we get into a couple of interesting things, we'll see more when we get there.

I <3 you all, byeeeeeeee

I can be your "Archangel", the one to "Smite" your foes

The time had come, Omega knew it.

Scootaloo flew to Cloudsdale to get away from the storm Rarity was causing.

Everypony was rejecting Applejack's new clothes.

Pinkie Pie was doing terribly at her farm-work.

Fluttershy had lost her touch of comedy.

Rainbow Dash could not keep her animals under control.

Omega knew this was bad, Twilight knew it was bad.

The pair had woken up in bed together, though Twi had stayed downstairs for a majority of the night, reading, as usual.

She had done something that was extinctually rare.

She had cast a spell that was powerful enough to change the state of ALL OF REALITY.

THIS WAS A BIG LUNA-DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING DEAL!

Twilight ran around all morning, Omega helping her by scouting out where everypony was and checking their statuses.

The Elements of Harmony eventually found their way to their original callings, their true callings, it was great...

But then Twilight got Harmony blasted.

Appearing in space on a platform of light, Twilight found she could both breathe and move, she knew she wasn't dead, she could feel the edgeless chill of being in space.

Luna was there, her mane and tail still in Moon and Sun Deity form.

"Twilight, you've done it." Luna greeted in a congratulating tone.

"Done what?" Twilight was greatly confused.

"You've done something that has never been done before, you have met the requirements of the Ascension Coronation Ritual Spell, or ARCS." Luna explained vaguely.

"Okay, first, that's not the right letters, it would be ACRS, and second, how?" Twilight was still greatly confused.

"You've passed every test." Luna started, a whole bunch of screens came into existance, each containing memories.

"You've seized the Elements of Harmony, gained a rival, saved a nation more than once, associated yourself with all classes of society, reformed a great evil of at least 1000 years of age, saved a different nation, allowed others to take the glory, trusted others to deal with their own problems, you've casted a spell that can bend the state of reality, and you've lost your virginity... this is not a chronological list." Luna listed off each item, bringing up a screen to show the memory of it.

"You've passed, you are ready for your new life to begin, the life of greatest power, of highest authority, of most powerful ability, the life, of an ALICORN." Luna revealed.

"I, I, can't we talk about this first?" Twilight tried to delay, she was still processing the implications of this act.

"Well, we're talking right now. Is there anything you wish to say?" Luna asked, standing calm and patient.

"Does this mean I'll be a princess, like you?" Twilight had that question and that question only.

"Yes, yes you will." Luna answered.

"What would I control, I mean, you have the Moon and the Sun, and Cadance has Love, what will I get?" Twilight was growing more anxious.

"Oh, you think...? Ha ha ha, funny that you ask that, let me show you something." Luna directed, leading the way, Twilight followed the blue princess.

The pair passed by many images of several ponies, each was strange in design.

"There is not just me, my sister, and Cadance, no, there is an entire clan of alicorns." Luna started, pointing to each one.

"There's the horses of the apocalypse, War, Death, Strife, and Fury." the dark princess pointed out.

The 2 stallions and 2 mares were odd, Twilight could only tell which one was Death, due to his gray skin with no coat, long petroleum-black mane, and skull-mask over his face.

"Here is Devel Operations, Alicorn of Technology." Luna continued, this one wore a blue and black long coat over his pale blue coat and spiky black mane, his wings were made of metals and plastics, his magic was lightning-yellow.

"This one is Leaves of Everfree, Alicorn of Nature, he got his weapon while fighting Devel alongside Morally." this one had a pale-dirt-brown coat and short black mane, he wore a blue button-up over a white t-shirt, he wielded a shard of bloodstained glass as a weapon.

"This is Morally, Alicorn of Evil-no, I'm just joking, Morals." the stallion in the picture was tall and strong, his coat was peach colored and his mane was white.

"Angelus and Demonus, twin kings of the light and dark afterlives." the 2 stallions were similar, Angelus had a peach colored coat and white mane and wearing a white robe with large white wings, Demonus had a dark tan coat and pale yellow mane and wearing a black suit and tie with black bat wings.

"Myself and my sister, as fillies, aren't we cute." Luna pointed to the pair of fillies, her own mane was original light blue, Celestia's was pink, they had their cutie marks at the point of time the picture was taken at, as well.

"Here is Poniedon, he's with water and storms. Shaded Shining, she's the controller of light, and the second oldest, only younger than her." Luna pointed to the final image, a regal looking mare with a white coat and long dark-dull-red mane and tail.

"And him." Luna added, pointing to the stallion beside her, he had a light brown coat and shaggy brown mane and tail.

"Who are they?" Twilight wanted to know, the image of these two ponies was at least 10 times bigger than all of the others.

"They are Queen Lauren Faust and King Craig McCracken, the creators of everything, fun fact, myself, my sister, and Cadance are their only true children, everypony else was made with star-dust and magic." Luna revealed.

"I, wow, just, wow." Twilight was shocked.

"Yes, but enough of this, you shall join me in ruling Equestria." Luna got the conversation back on track.

"But wait, this doesn't answer my question, what will I control?" Twilight still did not have her answer.

"The Alicorn race is ageless, but not immortal, if an Alicorn is killed, their power goes to another Alicorn for safe keeping, but that Alicorn must find a suitable pony to take the place of the Alicorn that died, if the Alicorn has enough time alive to choose somepony, their choice pony will take over their position as 'Alicorn of Blank', replacing the blank with whatever the dying Alicorn controls, additionally, if an Alicorn feels they are unsuitable or just don't want the role that they hold, they can transfer their power to another pony. To answer your question, you will take control of the Sun." Luna ranted.

Twilight was astonished, she would take her former mentor's place, she would become ageless, she would have anything she could want or need, but she was slightly depressed, Omega wasn't ageless, and while it would take a long time, he would die of old age, she would have to live forever, without her lover, but she felt slightly detached from him, he seemed to be hesitant on their H&H day date, like he was hiding something, he could always be hiding anything, but she felt less in love with him, he didn't seem like he wanted to take things further, if he had proposed to her, if they were married or about to be married, Twilight would politely decline the offer, but he hadn't, so she would accept.

"So, what do you say?"

"I say, where are my wings?" Twilight accepted, there was no going back now.

"Alright, my student, prepare for a surge of power like you have never even imagined." Luna warned, flying upwards and charging up her magic.

Her body turned white, leaving 2 wisps, one was midnight blue, the other was fire orange, Twilight floated up as well, the magic flowed through her, she felt more power than she had ever felt before.

All was white.

Omega was pacing, he had led the group to town square, and was now pacing in front of the fountain.

"I feel the energy spike here, this is the exit portal, I can't contact Twily because she is not on the planet anymore, and the communicator system reaches all around the planet, she's somewhere, and something is happening." Omega told the half-truth, he had been growing closer to the Elements of Chaos, actually wearing them at the moment, a pear and a tombstone for Deceit and Misery on his gloves, a rock and a fire for Treason and Greed on his boots, a knife through a heart for Hatred on his chest, below his omega-symbol power core panel, and wearing the crown-headband-thingy for Reality on his head, Deceit and Misery were why he fought, Treason and Greed were why he ran, he had Hatred in his heart, and Reality in his mind.

The EoC were fully powered, all of the gems were orangish-red.

"*sigh* I don't know what's going to happen, but it's got to be big." Omega said, he knew exactly what the fuck was happening though, Twily, his Twily, was going to be an Alicorn, Alicorn of Something or Other, but still, and Alicorn, unicorn with earth-pony strength and pegasus wings, she would be even more beautiful than before, but that wasn't the issue, the issue was her actual change.

Suddenly, the sky lit up, a six pointed star-burst appeared, staying for a few seconds before turning into a ball of energy that fell to the ground, from it came Twilight, she looked normal, until she sneezed, the cosmic dust was terrible. The shock going through her body awoke her new wings, they flexed out, large and strong, she magically cleaned her nose and eyes, she looked to the group, her friends, and her lover.

She smiled, she could feel the magical power she now possessed getting up and anxious.

She flew into the air, the mystical knowledge granting gave her that much, she raised the sun, luckily it was time for that, her mane and tail flowed with energy, the dark blue with purple and pink stripes turning into 4 streaks of mane color, 2 dark blue on the outsides, on the insides were pink and purple, her mane billowed gently on the winds on the sun, she was a few inches taller in size and her mane grew several inches longer, other than that, she was still Twilight.

Everypony was on her, complimenting her new look and how it added beauty to her physique, Omega stood back, a tear rolled down his cheek as he stared at her, his lover.

Twilight looked at him as well, she saw his tear, she knew he must have either had something really important he needed to say, but now it was too late, or he had regrets, and as much as she wanted to fool herself to feel better, she knew it was the former. Omega never had regrets.

"Well, dear Princess of the Day, what now?" the tall man asked, he sounded emotionless.

"Well, it's time for my coronation to inform everypony of my position as Princess of the Day." Twilight answered.

So they went to Canterlot.

Omega stood in front of Princess Twilight, she looked at him with smiling eyes.

"So, Twily, er, I mean, Princess Twilight, your majesty, you have requested my presence?" Omega said, he bowed, but was a bit confused, he wasn't sure EXACTLY why he had been called, but he knew the gist of why he was called.

"Yes, you have been charged with withholding information from royalty, so, tell me why you were crying back there." Twilight said, failing to hold an authoritive tone through her joke of a sentence.

"I'm not sure if you would like it." Omega replied, unsure.

"Whatever it is, I promise that I probably won't freak out about it." Twilight assured, putting a hoof on Omega's bowed shoulder.

"Well then...Open it." Omega pulled out the box with a wedding necklace, it had a large gemmed ring on an intricate necklace of gold, he had traded in the wedding band for it because Twi would now wear regalia, and part of it was shoes, luckily there wasn't a necklace, he placed the box in mid-air, levitating it.

Twilight took it from his magical grip, levitating it with her own magic, she opened it, inside was a note covering the necklace, she brought the note up first.

Omega's Final Love.

It's been more than a year, Twilight and I have fallen deeper and deeper in love, we've survived 2 heat seasons and several battles, and I personally think we can go through with this.

We have to marry, it's the only step forward, and my dad always told me 'Never look back too long, because you won't see what's ahead, and you regret not seeing what's ahead and look back at it, and the cycle continues.' I've done my best to forgive and forget, the latter is harder with a cybernetic memory along with a biotic one, but I am easy to forgive, and I forgive every mistake Twily makes, even when she hasn't forgiven herself.

Death was the best thing to even happen to me. I never wanted to say it, but it's my last willing truth, I died and ended up in Equestia, my friend Xero and I were betrayed and left for dead, after killing our murderous former team mate, Kary-08, the closest thing I've ever had to love without it being love, me and Xero fought, I was forced to die, I woke up in the Everfree Forest, I met you, Twily, I didn't think at the time that I would fall in love with you, but I don't think a lot about time.

I want to marry you, to have and to hold, in sickness and health, till death do us part, and as long as I can move, death will be the only thing that can part us.

I can be your Husband, your Love, your Guardian, you Archangel, Twily, what do you say?

"I, I, I was just going to make you my personal guard, but this..." Twilight trailed off, she was on the verge of tears.

Omega felt his heart jump, his emotions were playing a game he very much enjoyed called 'Beat others to Death'.

"This is... I... I do." Twilight accepted, crying tears of joy.

"Alrighty then, come here." Omega said, holding her, kissing her.

They were together.

They were happy.

It had been a week, a WEEK.

Since Twilight was a princess, she had the authority to wed herself and Omega on the spot, after getting the paperwork settled, and Omega moved into Canterlot, things were good. Omega had all he could have wanted.

With Omega being her personal guard and her husband, Twilight pretty much had all she could have wanted.

But then it HAD TO HAPPEN.

Let me give you the run-down, we have;

1; somepony trying to take over Equestria.
2; that somepony is a very powerful unicorn.
3; that somepony is from Canterlot.
4; they are taking down the nation from the inside.
5; they've already killed a few thousand ponies.

Therefore, the shit had gotten real, and in the process of becoming real, it was affected by gravity, so the shit went down, unfortunately, it became real in a vertical air-duct, so in the process going down, the shit hit the fan.

It was a mess.

The insane pony sacrificed themself to summon Demonus and Angelus, the ferociously warring twin brother Alicorns of the afterlife. The damage of their fighting went unnoticed by themselves, but they were tearing the land apart, figuratively and physically.

The needed a way to end this.

Twilight searched and searched, she found that the only way to banish them again, was to sacrifice her princess-ness to have enough power to send them back to whence they came from.

She did it, she saved the day (little d).

She lost the Day (big D), however.

Luna took back the power of the Day to keep it safe, Twilight was a princess for a WEEK, only a FUCKING WEEK.

She got over it, eventually.

She moved back to Ponyville, Omega did too.

They lived together.

In happiness and harmony.

The End...

Omega was walking through the city streets.

A stallion walked up to him, holding a tray.

"Would you like to try the latest energy drink?" the stallion greeted.

"Uh, what's so great about it?" Omega skepticised, trying to buy himself some time to process the situation.

"Run faster, jump higher, man." the stallion was high, Omega could tell, and probably put poison in the drinks.

Omega took one of the shot-glasses in his hand.

"I'm not gonna let you poison me." Omega denied.

Then, he THREW the shot-glass of liquid ON THE GROUND.

Ignoring the sudden urge to travel to an island and be lonely, Omega continued on his way.

He checked everything.

Scootaloo was building her own home out of clouds.

His town-house was an outpost.

The HQ was in great condition as always, he made sure to check it every day.

He and Twilight were married, they lived together in the library.

Everything was just fine.

He was considering doing some extreme magic, genetic magic to be exact, he felt like having kids, he was great with kids, he knew how to deal with them.

He approached the edge of town, he breathed in deep, taking pleasure in the feeling of the pleasantly warm air and the cleanliness the town had, despite not having any advanced cleaning tech.

He felt on top of the world.

He got hit by something.

A flyer, it was for the Annual Equestria-Wide Music Competition, taking place in Las Haygas, he had found it to be a pun of Vegas, not to be confused with Los Pegasus, the pun of Los Angeles.

Apparently, the competition would be held in the country's largest media center, it had 4 rules,

1; The winner of a year's event could not compete the immediately following year, to allow others to get a chance to shine.
2; You can play your music for as long as you can keep playing.
3; Competitors can be in a group of up to 10 ponies.
4; A single pony can be in multiple groups, for example, if Shoe and Saddle played together, then they can still play individually as just Shoe or just Saddle, or with a different pony, there wasn't a direct limit, but obviously a pony would get very tired playing 8 songs in half of an hour.

Last year's winner was the group of Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, they played 1 song called the 'Clef Harmony' a parody of treble clef, Octavia's cutie mark, and bass clef, Vinyl was a DJ who played mainly dubstep, hence 'bass'.

The prize was a sum of 10,000 bits split amongst the group, and getting your composition produced on a disk, Equestria had radios and CDs, at least.

Omega loved music, he would have to compete, fortunately the competition was at the beginning of summer, 2 and 1 week away, he had plenty of time to select his songs and learn to play them.

He was changed, he had embraced the happiness of the land, he felt like he was in peace.

*BOOM*

Now he felt like he was in pieces.

A powerful magical attack came down and hit him like a meteor, his armor had been off, he got hit, the magic was affecting him, he blacked out.

The explosion had been heard all across town, Twilight was the first there, she teleported part of the way, and sprinted the rest, she was worried, Omega was nowhere to be found.

Approaching the site, the ground was charred, in it was the human figure of Omega, her lover.

"OMEGA!" Twilight exclaimed, she was shocked.

The tall human shifted.

"OMEGA! are you okay!" Twilight was worried deeply.

"Twilight?" came the distinctive voice of her spouse, something was off about it, probably the smoke and ash

The smoke and ash cleared, Twilight saw it, she froze in shock.

"Twilight? What's wrong?" Omega asked in concern, picking herself off of the ground.

Author's Note

BOOM, out of NOWHERE!

I think you can figure out what just happened with that magical attack thingy that hit Omega.

that is all, I'll just work on the next chapter now.

I <3 you all, byeeeeeeeee

Y to X and back to Y

Title is a reference to human genetics, males have an XY gender config., females have an XX gender config, that's the gist of it, at least, on with the story.

"Twilight? What's wrong?" Omega asked in concern, picking herself off of the ground.

"You, I, what happened?" Twilight was confused, the shock had worn off, leaving only confusion.

"I was just standing here, when I got hit with a magical energy blast." Omega explained, her wife was still confused.

"Are you not hearing yourself?" Twilight asked in disbelief, not sure if her lover hadn't taken a blow to the head.

"What do ya mean? I'm talking like I always doooo.... wait! What the fuck is wrong with my voice?!" Omega was freaking out, the tall human now had a voice like a slightly lower than Rina-Chan voice.

"You, I, where did your face come from?" Twilight's mind was flooded with confusion.

"I, huh?" Omega looked at herself in a mirror function she had installed some time ago.

The human immediately figured out what happened with that magic blast, it had turned her from male to female, he looked good as a girl though, he thought. Her eyes were neon orange, her mouth held fine, sharp teeth. There were, of course, the somewhat less obvious changes. Being a fully-matured adult, she had breasts, she was skinny, however, and the mounds of flesh weren't very large, no bigger than a C-cup bra, and a quick shift of her hips found the possession of a vagina. Her fingers were very slightly shorter and significantly thinner than when she was male, her feet were a bit smaller too, only by an inch, she still wore size 11 shoes. She was a few inches shorter, about 6 feet even, 6 foot 1 inch if she wore her Power armor or Speed suit. A quick test was passed, with the DNA changes of turning from male to female, the warp system did not deliver her the weapons that she, as a male, had crafted with care and love to her female form, she was defenseless unless she re-locked her weapons. She would do that later, taking a lock of long, dark red hair into her hand, he had loved his hair, and kept himself clean to not only make sure his cybernetics would be unaffected by lack of hygeine screwing with the ruggedness of his armaments, but also to make sure his hair would stay healthy and soft, and now, with the long strands of hair that ran almost past her torso, she smiled.

"I've, I've been turned into a woman." Omega stated the obvious.

"That much was obvious, Omega." Twilight said, exasperated after the confusion left, she was concerned about her husband? Her wife? Whichever was correct for Omega in his/her current state.

"How did this happen?" Twilight asked, wanting to analyze the situation to come to a proper conclusion.

"That big magic blast thingy hit me, and the spell in it turned me into a woman." the tall female Omega answered, running a smooth hand along her changed body.

"Let's get you inside." Twilight directed, teleporting herself and her... wife, to the library.

Appearing amongst the books and wood, Twilight and Omega came from the flash of light.

"Okay, this is bad, or good, or neutral, I haven't really decided what this is yet." Omega said, running her hands through her long hair.

"This is BAD, your supposed to be my husband, not my wife, I'm not a homophobic, it's just that that's not thing, we need to find out how to change you back, soon." Twilight was upset.

Omega hugged her, her violent ways dissolving further with the estrogen flowing through her system.

"Shhh-shhhh-shhh, calm down, we'll find a way to fix this, eventually." Omega comforted her wife, it was still kind of wierd, she quickly made a memory cell in case she got too far along in this, it contained everything he would need when she got back to being a he.

"Alright then, in the meantime, I can't have you hugging me all the time, I don't want to get used to your feminine embrace, I'm still a fan of penises damnit." Twilight accepted, though laying down the law.

"Awww, I like hugs, I'm getting hit by this change hard, I need some fucking comfort." Omega was saddened by her wife's decision.

"I'm sorry, it's just, I need some comfort too, I just can't let myself get distracted by your new self and not focus on returning you to normal." Twilight said, it was a mutually sad agreement, but it was necessary.

"Okay.jpeg, I'll try to control myself, can you make sure you get this done before next month, I haven't bled from my genitalia in all of my 27 years of life, and I do not, NOT, I repeat, NOT want to start." Omega got a hold of herself, insisting urgency, she wanted to return to manhood before her womanhood started leaking.

"I understand, I'll get to work right away. Hopefully there won't be any distractions from now o-" having doomed herself, Twilight was interrupted when the door slammed open.

"TWILIGHT, did you SEE what happened a few minutes ago, SOMEPONY GOT HIT WITH A MAGIC BLAST, we're not sure who but Rarity saw it and scanned it, SOMEPONY SUFFERED A TRANSFORMATIO-HOLY SHIT!" Rainbow Dash yelled the second Applejack kicked the door closed.

The 5 mares stared at Omega, looking up and down her frame.

"Yes, I've been transformed into a woman." Omega answered her pony friends.

The 5 mares stared some more, then Rainbow Dash started laughing.

"HA HA HA, oh WOW, that's FUCKING HILARIOUS, YOU, you're, you're a woman now, HA HA HA, congratulations on being a lesbian Twilight." Dash forced out between her choking laughter, the rest of the mane 6 (besides Twilight, of course, who did not approve of her friends laughing at her wife) began their various laughter, though much quieter.

"Stop FUCKING laughing." Omega demanded, though her feminine voice only spurred the 5 ponies onward.

"Ya hav'ta admit, Omega, yer bein'-a-woman problem is pretty ridiculous." Applejack laughing.

"I think that this is not to laugh over, darlings, but it does make for really good jokes." Rarity chided, though giggling throughout her speech.

"Hey Omie." Pinkie chimed.

"*groan* What?" Omega asked, bracing herself.

"I think you look beautiful." Pinkie complimented, though Omega knew it was both a compliment and a deeper meaning of a joke.

"Hey, no talking about my wife like that!" Twilight rebuked her friends, who kept laughing.

"Wow, your already referring to Omega as your wife, HA HA HA." Dash laughed, Omega got into a fighting stance.

"Stop laughing or I hurt each and every one of you." Omega threatened, her tone was grave, filled with blood, the 5 ponies stopped immediately.

"This is not a joke, this is serious, I'm not supposed to be this pretty." Omega joked, he had accepted his fate as being a her for a while.

The mane 6 let these words sink in, then the whole group of 7 bursted out laughing.

Omega would deal with it, for now, she had to get everything situated, it would be a tough time, even tougher if her bio-scans were incorrect, she wanted to get back to be male before she started her period, that was something that she did NOT want to deal with.

It would be tough, but she could handle anything, she was Omega, and Omega was greek for 'greatest possible'.

It had been a few hours, Omega decided to sleep in her town-house for tonight, sitting on the chair and reading the day's newspaper, though it was far too late for it to really matter.

Her heart stopped when she heard the door open, she had forgotten!

"Scootaloo! What will she think! Her big brother is now her big SISTER, I have to be strong, 'Practice what you Preach', my dad always said, time to take my own advice." Omega thought as her little sister walked inside.

"Hey bro." the orange filly greeted.

"Hey. *cough*" Omega tried to make it sound like the change in his voice was from a dry throat.

Luckily Scootaloo couldn't tell the difference from the

"So, what's up?" Scootaloo said, trying to make small talk.

"Not much." Omega said, trying to imitate her own voice, and, what a Luna-Damned shame it was, failed at doing so.

"Is everything alright?" Scootaloo asked, flying up onto the armrest of the large chair, then sitting all snug next to her big sister, still under the impression that it was her brother.

"Yeah, kinda." Omega said, hoping that Scootaloo wouldn't notice her longer hair immediately.

Scootaloo frowned. Her big brother was upset by something! She had to help.

She felt something as Omega coughed, her older sibling had longer hair, and a slimmer build, and, were those breasts?

She jumped up, gasping, she stood on the center table, staring at Omega.

The woman lowered the newspaper, revealing her face.

"What happened?!" Scootaloo was shocked, her big brother was now her big sister.

"Magical attack, I got turned into a woman, everypony knows." Omega said, a frown marring her revealed features.

"I, what, I don't, this is so left field for me that I don't know how to feel about it." Scootaloo's voice had lost its shock, only leaving confusion.

"Right, so... give your big sis a hug?" Omega offered, she needed one at this point.

"Uuuuhhh, sure." Scootaloo accepted, jumping into her sister's embrace.

The pair hugged for a little while, feeling better, Scootaloo physically, Omega emotionally.

"So, what's the status on your cloud-house? Can your sis get an ETA?" Omega asked.

"It's coming along nicely, luckily cloud is dirt-cheap, seeing as how it's literally just water and air, it's just one room at this point, but it'll be done by next week." Scootaloo answered, she had taken the whole 'my brother is now my sister' thing very well.

"Right, nice, is there anything you want to ask me?" Omega querried.

"Yeah, if you got magicked into a female, does that mean you have... female...... parts?" Scootaloo asked awkwardly, though she really did want to know.

"Heh heh, yes, yes it does, Scoots, I'm all woman, on the outside, at least." Omega joked, she still had the mind of her male self, that wasn't ever going to change, Omega made a note to experiment later, for science, not real science, but science.

Scootaloo hopped off of the table, leaving her big sister in the living room alone.

Omega picked up the newspaper again, picking up where she had left off and continuing her reading.

Things settled quickly

She walked through the fields, something felt off...

"Omega!" a rough, tomboyish female voice greeted.

"What?" Omega turned to face her guest.

Luna-damnit it was Xero, and he had been turned into a female too.

"Why does this keep happening?" Omega asked, though she was rhetorical.

"I don't know, but, whatever, you look great by the way." Xero snickered, her voice sounded more posh as a female, her hair hadn't changed besides the long ponytail she had being twice as thick, her eyes were a lightish-turqoise color, and her mouth, like Omega's, held fine, sharp teeth. She was 5 feet 7 inches, 5 feet 8 inches in armor.

"Right, thanks, listen, I know this sounds wierd, and probably insane, but, do you have any advice?" Omega asked, she had NEVER asked for help, well, not true, only once, when he and Xero were captured, he had asked Xero for help unlocking the cell he was in.

"Wow, I, uh, I don't know, just, don't suggest any experimental 'Hey I'm like this now but we can still do this' sex, Dash was up for it, she's bi, but I'm pretty sure Twilight is as straight as an arrow." Xero answered, she wasn't any less crude with her speech or answering things Omega took note of this.

"Right, follow me, I think Ponyville is over there." Xero directed, pointing to the odd sturctures in the distance, it looked like Ponyville, indeed,,,

...If everything single fucking thing in Ponyville was painted bood-red.

Approaching the crimson town, the pair walked through the streets, they reached town-square, they found a sight that was equal parts shocking and odd.

"Askad, put the Pin-Puller away." Kary said to Askad, the orangish-yellow clad man alive and well, Kary still looked like she did right before the fight with Omega and Xero.

"Not until Omega and Xero manage to lapse this far." Asked replied, holding a scoped rifle, not quite sniper but not quite assault, it looked like the dragunov with a shorter barrel, the wood parts were pale birch, the metal was gold, Omega's scan told her the rifle shot .50cal BMG HE rounds.

"Hey, psychopath, bitch, we're here, the question is, why are you here?" Xero greeted, the green and yellow pair turned to the 2 females.

"Are you...? Did something...? I.... well, boys, looks like you're girls." Kary stated the obvious.

"The magical energy I am picking up indicates that this is the result of gender-bender magic, all you need to do to reverse it is have a sample of DNA from your un-magicked self, and consume that with your magicked self, and the spell will be countered and reversed, returning you to normal." Askad, ever the smart-as-hell-ass, explained the process.

"Problem, all of the DNA samples in the locks I had were over-ridden to compensate for my change of sex." Omega and Xero answered simultaneously.

"You are both married, correct?" Asked started, he was going somewhere with this.

"Yes." the red and blue pair answered.

"You're married to 2 different ponies of the Mane 6, correct?" Asked continued, definately going somewhere.

"Yes, your point?" Xero was getting impatient, that still hadn't changed.

"If my carefully calculated algorithm of the passing of time itself is anything to go by, you both made love to your spouses the night before this happened." Askad was closing in on his point fast.

"Yes, what are you trying to say?" Omega interrogated, she wasn't sure what Askad was going for.

"Well, given that information, and the fact that you 2 were born male and grew up male, you both understand enough of biology for at least a basic comprehension of reproduction, and DNA's part in it, the answer is clear." Askad said, as though he was explaining how 2+2=4.

"WHAT IS IT?" both gender-bent humans were getting very mad.

"The answer is, you have to extract your DNA from your lovers, thus, you must drink your own semen." Askad answered, his tone was normal for him, insane, condescending, and sympathetic at the same time.

Omega and Xero, credit to their parts, were only absolutely horrified and disgusted, well into the point of shock, but not to the point of violent denial.

"I'm sorry, but it is the only way." Askad added, his tone was grave.

"Is, is there no other possible way?" Omega pleaded.

"You could wait for your period to start, the magic wouldn't be strong enough to keep you bent and you'll turn back." Askad began again.

"Phew." Xero signed in relief.

"But the consequence is that the spell will have ruptured your bladder, and you will end up peeing blood." Askad finished, the 2 women looked even more horrified.

"Oh well, it's obvious then, good thing I'm good with drinking non-conventional liquids, I survived in Africa by drinking tiger's blood, some gasoline, and elephant shit-juice." Omega revealed, the other 3 were disturbed by this revelation stated in a casual tone.

"Right, well listen, despite being here for 10 minutes, it's actually been 10 hours, you 2 have to go." Kary informed, pushing the pair of women out of the square.

"Why do we have to leave so soon?" the pair asked at the same time.

"You 2 were lucky, you ended up in Equestria, we were unlucky, ending up in Hellquestria, just like the original except completely abandoned by animal life, the disturbance of you being here has altered the colors, though your numerous visits have slowly been getting closer to the original, you'll see a normal Ponyville soon enough, now get the fuck OUT!" Kary explained, pushing the 2 into a portal that had just formed.

Omega woke up to see light, it was morning, the tall woman got out of bed, changed into something comfortable, hard to do when all of your clothes are designed for a man, settling on a partially unzipped red hoodie over a white shirt with a black templar cross on it, she made her way out of the door.

Walking down the road, she made her way to the library, she would not wait to piss blood.

Entering the doors, Omega found Twi laying on the floor, facedown with her head covered by a book.

Approaching her wife silently, she merely flicked her. Twi woke with a gasp.

"AH, what the fuuu....? Omega? What do you want? I'm trying to find a reversal spell." Twi complained, repositioning herself and letting the spike of pain subside, since Omega had flicked her in the.... yeah, you get what I mean.

"I found out how to reverse the spell, I need to consume DNA from my male self." Omega explained briefly.

"How do you know that that'll work?" Twi skepticized.

"I found out in my dream, it was divine intervention that told me exactly what I need to do." Omega revealed.

"Oh, so, if you need DNA from your male self, why don't you just get some of your shed hairs? Or even some stored blood?" Twi guessed, Omega took a breath to brace herself for the next sentence.

"That's the problem, I don't have any shed hairs that aren't cleaned up and burnt by the cleaner bots, and I don't store blood outside of my body, though that would be easier, no, the only sample of my DNA as a male is...well..." Omega trailed off, then tapped Twi on the lower stomach region.

"What? You...... what? I, um, I could, get, it, out, for you......." Twi trailed off, she blushed at the thought of the act.

"Here's a vial?" Omega offered awkwardly, the awkwardness of the situation was bearing down on both of them, taking out the small cylindrical glass container.

"Right, I'll just, go." Twi said, taking the vial in her magic aura and trotting upstairs.

Omega waited, the awkward was practically tangible.

Casting a timed numbness spell for her entire body, Omega drank the white fluid (which had been thinned with a bit of water, as alcohol would kill the DNA in it) down in one gulp.

The spell kicked in, she could not feel the liquid or most of her body, this would last a while.

Lapsing into a few seconds of unconsciousness, Omega fell to the ground, struggling to get up again, the numbness receded after a minute or 2.

Standing up, he turned to the mirror he had, he saw that it had worked.

"Ugh, it's good that I got that over with." he sighed, taking several trips through the sanitation chamber.

Getting into clothes that he had cleaned, he relocked his weapons, and made a skin graph, putting gauze over the wound, he would let the patch of skin grow, he would rather eat skin jerky than drink sperm.

Taking the initiative to vomit violently, drink pure alcohol, followed by some alcoholic beverages and some fruit he had, he shook his head, he felt better, much better, the estrogen in his system was quickly eradicated, he felt strong, deleting the memory file folder, as well as delete the memory of his curing himself, he ate and drank his fill.

Teleporting to the library again, he found his wife, she looked tired, she must have done some memory deleting as well.

"I'm back, safe and sound and having all the stuff I should have." Omega greeted, the awkward had dissolved, leaving only an anxiety for the passing of time.

"Right, good to know, I prefer you like this, after all, I was married to Omega, the cyborg man." Twilight replied, trying to just get past the scene.

"Yeah, well, I'm going to go now, I need to check on my sister and the outpost." Omega debriefed, walking out the door.

"Right, you get to that then..." Twilight said, the pair didn't make eye contact, Omega walked out of the door.

Celestia recounted the events of the past year, she had been making good progress, she was up to almost 3 years ago, working on her problems that had risen since Omega showed up.

The chemicals of the marijuana cleared her head of all thoughts besides those she needed, getting over her problems, day by day, week by week, month by month, before she knew it, she had gotten to the time when Discord was first released.

She had trusted Omega, even when Omega didn't seem to trust her, and he trusted her, even when she didn't trust him, the 2 had kept a very professional and emotionless relationship, she felt better, a lot better, she had gotten over more than 5000 years' worth of problems, big and small, she was working on her latest.

Then she recollected when she had lost, the one time she had lost, it was more than over-due, it was destined to pile up with pulp until the wall broke and all of the failure she so rightly deserved came crashing in.

Loss, she had lost almost everything she had that day, losing her wings, losing Twilight, losing the magic fight, losing her pride, losing her respect, losing her temper, almost losing Luna again, losing her power over the sun, almost losing her mind.

Losing the regret and hopelessness of her past, and then dealing with all of her problems.

Thinking these thoughts-wait a second....

'I'm in the present now, I'm done...' Celestia internally trailed off.

She felt relief, happiness, she had done it, she had gotten over everything bad that had happened.

She exited her room, which smelled intensely of booze and pot, and made her way downstairs.

She would stop by the kitchen first, she had to throw up, sneeze, and eat.

Doing these things (of course not at the same time), Celestia walked to the throne room, a spring in her step, she was almost prancing.

Luna opened the doors to the throne room to let in the next pony, only to stop suddenly upon seeing her sister, looking happy.

"Sister, what brings you here? Have you gotten over all of your problems?" Luna asked, a bit of disbelief in her voice.

"Yes, why do you say that with doubt?" Celestia asked innocently.

"Sister, I don't know if you've noticed, but it's April." Luna informed.

"So? I've been holed up in my room since March." Celestia replied.

"Allow me to correct myself, it's April..." Luna trailed off.

"April...?" Celestia was confused.

"It's April.... ONE THOUSAND AND THREE!" Luna shouted.

The point being presented was that Celestia had gone to deal with her problems in March, which is the month before April, so at first, she thought she had been gone for 1 month, but as it turns out, she left in March 1002, and right now if was April 1003, so she had been gone for 13 months.

"But, how...?" Celestia was confused now, how had so much time passed by?

"You've been gone for 13 months, long enough for Twilight to learn enough to fix problems and let others fix problems, cast a spell that warped reality, reformed an evil of at least 500 years of age, and some other shit, the coronation thing was completed, some asshole fucked things up, Twi is back to normal again, Omega and Twi are married, and things have been rather peaceful since." Luna ranted.

"I see..." Celestia said, that was a LOT of stuff to happen.

"Okay, right, well, I'm still the top princess, but you can have the power over the sun back." Luna said, guiding her white sister to a special location, a large balcony, named 'The Balcony of the Passing of Time', flying into the air, Luna used her magic to transfer the Solar Deity power back to Celestia, the alabaster alicorn's mane revived with its flowing streaks of color, blue, green, pink, and purple, she raised the sun, and Luna lowered the moon, it was time for a new day.

A new day, or something like that.

Probably going to get a lot of grief from random shit along the way.

Who knows?

Only time will tell.

Omega and the Mane 6 were ready, the New Bolverk Squad was ready for their most immense task yet...
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...They were going to play in the Annual Equestria-Wide Music Competition.

It was going to be great.

Author's Note

Whelp, that's that, again.

Comment on how much this is worth the wait, or some shit, I don't fuckin' know.

I love you all in both the most homo and hetero ways possible.

Byeeeeeee.

The Music is coming like a "Shockwave"

WARNING:DANGER:CAUTION: this chapter is more music heavy than the S3 finale, that being said, let us move on.

Omega led the charge, walking calmly into the hotel-like front building, the mass of stadiums was basically a ring of auditoriums with a superbowl-sized-stadium in the middle.

The group consisted of Omega, the Mane 6, and Scootaloo.

It was easy to split up, the group talked for a minute before it was settled, they needed to get through the signing.

"Next." the signing pony announced, not looking up from his paper, he was a gruff stallion who looked like he did NOT like his job.

The group got all of the signing bullshit out of the way.

Rainbow Dash would be alone and with Fluttershy+Twilight.

Fluttershy would be with Pinkie Pie and with Rainbow Dash+Twilight.

Rarity would be alone.

Applejack would be alone.

Pinkie Pie would be alone and with Fluttershy.

Twilight would be with Omega and Fluttershy+Rainbow Dash.

Scootaloo would be with Omega.

Omega would be alone, with Scootaloo, and with Twilight.

The group made their way to the main hall, about as big as the superbowl stadium, they split up to go to the various auditoriums.

They each were given a field upgrade of powerful video and audio projectors.

The competition began.

It was Rainbow Dash's turn.

She began her song.

When it ended, most ponies had recovered from their facehoofs to cheer, the others cheered soon after.

It was great.

Up next was Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie was holding a band's-worth of instruments, she began.

It started peacefully enough.

Soon enough, though, there was enough chaos to make Discord cry in fear.

Everypony was too shocked to applaud, but thhy didn't need to, their shocked silence was enough.

Next pony.

Applejack had her own instruments, never mind how Pinkie or herself operated these.

Nopony knew precisely what she would do with them.

It was less than expected, but more expectable than what Pinkie did.

Everypony cheered, dubs of old songs were always welcome and appreciated, unless they were poor quality.

Rarity had, un-arguably, the most UNFITTING composition in ALL of the HISTORY of the AEWMC.

It was good though, but still.

Rarity would NEVER sing that, EVER.

Unless she was in a fanfic.

It was still good though, cheers were given..

It was time for the group songs.

This year was a selfish year, less than 30 groups were competing.

Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight were collaberating on this one.

It was good.

Everypony cheered, some good dubstep was always loved.

Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were in front of a pair of microphones.

Everypony in the audience had no idea what to expect, they were dealing with a quiet one and an insane one.

The song started, and everypony listened.

Nopony expected it, but it was..... wow.

There weren't any rules regarding the content of the song played, so it was okay.

Scootaloo sat on a stool, holding a guitar, she was in front of a microphone.

Omega stood a meter away, in front of his own microphone.

Scoots started singing first.

It started peacefully and ended halfway through the 11 rings of hell.

Everypony cheered for the siblings, they deserved it, it WAS a tribute to the supposed 'Best Song in the World'.

Scootaloo left the stage, Omega teleported to a different one.

Omega and Twilight stood on a different stage, the crowd was cheering in anticipation for the song they were about to sing.

Omega raised his had to shush them.

"This song goes out to everybody who serves to make this world a better place." Omega said, his deep voice bellowed across the auditorium.

The 2 levitated out a set of instruments.

The married couple started their song, firework spells going off.

Everypony kept quiet, chills were sent down their spines, they cheered the loudest they had all day.

It was amazing.

But it wasn't the last song.

Omega stood alone on the stage, everypony stared at him, not out of curiosity, but out of anxiety.

He stood there, breathing deeply.

"Hello, everypony, my name is Omega, I am here because of many reasons, but 1 of them, is someone I used to care about." he started, everypony's expressions softened.

"Her name was Kary, I used to care for her deeply, but she betrayed me." he continued, everypony was now expecting a dub of 'Somepony I used to Know', they were wrong.

Using his voice changer, he sang.

Everypony stayed quiet, he slowed down to a steady strum.

"But I've gotten over her, I give everyone a warning, and this is my warning, to all of those who fight me." Omega continued, the rules stated that he could stop when HE wanted to.

He started a new song.

Much more somber and dark, and a hell of a lot scarier

He slowed the playing again, he spoke again.

"The things I've been through have torn me apart, I've gotten myself back together again, but the scars are still there." he sound like he was breaking apart.

He played the next song.

The music slowed again.

"I'm over the fighting, but I'll never get over the damage it did to me." Omega was getting very emotional now.

He started a different song.

It was sad, he sounded broken, weighed down by his past.

He stood up tall, he spoke again.

"I've been through a lot, but I'm still alive, and that's the good thing." Omega was pouring out emotions now.

"Not just my body, or my emotions, but my future, it has been plagued by paranoia that my past will come back to haunt me." he lacked any emotion now.

He played the next song he had planned.

He slowed the playing down again, he was getting tired.

"I've always made it through, and there's a reason for that, and I need to tell you this reason." Omega sounded more emotionally stable now.

He started a song that was vastly different than the previous ones.

He was standing tall and confident, the depression was replaced by aggression.

"This one goes out to everybody that thinks, or ever thought that I'm weak." he sounded really mad.

He started started the next song.

Everypony was a little scared of Omega by this point.

"To those who think that I'm lying, I never lie about anything." Omega announced, he sound ready to kill.

"What I'm about to play is the only song that I could possibly choose for a theme song, it describes me, everything about me." Omega was calm again.

He started up the song, it was fatally amazing.

Everypony was stunned, Omega played with passion, emotion, spirit, and confidence.

"Ahem, you can cheer now." Omega stated simply.

The loudest cheers were given to him.

He had won.

He won the AEWMC.

It was glorious.

He felt exhausted, not physically, but emotionally and mentally, he slowly but surely made his way off stage.

He needed to rest.

The Mane 6 and Scoots helped Omega out of the train and back home.

All but Scoots and Twilight excused themselves and galloped off.

Scootaloo kept Omega upright, Twilight kept him moving forward

"So, where should we go?" Scootaloo asked her sister-in-law.

"Well, Scootaloo, we're going to the town-house, it's closer." Twilight answered.

"Alright, nice." Scootaloo accepted, she liked the town-house better than the library anyways.

Omega followed his wife, paying more attention to keeping his eyes on her swishing tail than on any other sense besides touch.

Luckily his armor was off, so he didn't collapse suddenly.

Entering the town-house, the trio made their way upstairs.

Twilight laid Omega into bed, and climbed in with him.

Scootaloo opened the window and flew off to her own house, which she had completed weeks ago.

Omega was already asleep.

Omega awoke to the smell of smoke.

Twilight awoke to her husband shaking her.

"Twilight, did I win the AEWMC?" he asked, he didn't remember much.

"Yes, yes you did, the music note crown-thingy is laying on the dresser." Twilight informed, wiping her eyes of sleepiness.

"Wait, if you're here, then what is that smoke smell coming from?" Omega began to panic, his body had recovered, he took an emergency supplement dosage, it was a 6 ounce comtainer of red fluid, colored red because of strawberry flavoring, he drank it down in 2 seconds, the adrenalin already in his system was making the process go faster.

The couple sprung out of bed, running down stairs.

The house was on fire.

Blasting the fire out, Omega gestured for Twilight to follow him.

The pair made their way outside to find a pair of strange ponies galloping away.

Summoning the Speed suit, Omega took chase.

The offending pair were caught in seconds.

Omega punched one of them through the skull, killing him immediately, the other had his legs broken..

"Who are you and why are you here?" he interrogated, blood pouring from his words.

"I was sent here to kill you, after the Omnilord found out where you were, he ordered for your execution." the pony was frantically trying to get up, but Omega's 250 pound boot held him down.

"Omnilord? Who's that?" Omega demanded.

"He's the one who's running MBORF, the Overseer was just a puppet." the stallion was desperate to give information, he knew how Omega liked to torture his victims.

"MBORF? The company I used to work for before they betrayed me? How did they get here?" Omega was furious, how could his perfect life get ruined like this?

"They teamed up with Bio Int. they made a universe-teleporting device, they found out where you were. MBORF and Bio Int. are hard at work to find and kill you." the pony gave the information without any hesitation.

"Where are they?" Omega had the Joy Love summoned, the gatling revolver and machine pistol barrels were against the stallion's head.

"They're in Neigh York, they have 4 new prototypes and 6 allies helping the-" the stallion was cut off by Omega shooting him in the face.

"Ugh, great, Twilight, get the girls, we have work to do." Omega directed, Twilight sent the message, Omega disintegrated the corpse.

"What are we dealing with here? Who's MBORF? And Bio. Int.?" Twilight querried.

"Bio. Int. is MBORF's former enemy, and MRORF, well..." Omega trailed off.

"Well what?" Twilight insisted.

"MBORF is the one who made me who I am." Omega revealed.

"So, they made you? Wouldn't that mean....?" Twilight trailed off.

"Yes, they're the most deadly force we could possibly face, and we have to face them." Omega answered the unasked question.

The rest of the Mane 6 came upon to the scene.

"So how can we win?" Dash asked, if MBORF made Omega, who knew what ELSE they've made.

"We can win, dear Rainbow Dash, because, the best thing they made was Bolverk Squad, and myself." Omega started.

"But how does that help?" Dash countered.

"It helps because, I was the leader of Bolverk Squad, and I made you 6, we are the New Bolverk Squad." Omega continued.

He looked towards Neigh York, despite not being able to see it.

"And we can do this." he finished.

He summoned his Power armor, the other members of the New Bolverk Squad summoned their own armors.

"Heaven or Hell." he somewhat shouted.

It was time to rock.

Author's Note

BOOM just like that, MUSIC EVERYWHERE.

I went through a lot of trouble getting this chapter good.

I hope you all liked it.

I <3 you all, byeeeee

Tying up loose ends is important.

The journey to Neigh York was a disaster.

So, as it turns out, making enemies in this world is actually a LOT worse than on Earth.

Let's see, first, since Omega has been attracting more attention to Ponyville than normal, things have been noticed.

Gilda was so mad at RD and Omega that she led a battalion of 100 griffons to kill them.

"Something is flipping over the train, everyone EVACUATE!" Omega commanded when he realized something was up.

"How?" Rarity querried as the group made their way to the back of the mobile monstrosity.

"I don't know, it's got to be a lot of enemies though." Omega replied, Pinkie was destroying the doors on the way.

Escaping the train, the group found themselves on a bridge, a large bridge like the Golden Gate bridge or something.

They saw the battalion.

"GILDA!" Dash was furious, this bitch just tried to kill them all.

"Prepare to DIE!" Gilda announced, the battalion all wore heavy metal armor, she had gold accents to hers.

The group had their armors on, they fought, the battle didn't last long.

With shots, slashes, blasts, explosions, and more, the battalion was mowed down.

Gilda was left, she had 1 leg shot off and several wounds, her beak was cracked and her wings were broken.

"You should have just left, left and never came back, if you had wielded a scroll instead of a sword, I more than likely would have given you a chance, not anymore though, any last words?" Dash threatened.

"Yeah, Agent G reporting in, target Omega had backu-" the griffon was interrupted when he head was cut off.

Dash looked at the thing she used to call a friend, she turned to the group.

"Well, we better get the car." she suggested.

Omega summoned the Rider, everyone got in, and they made their way to Neigh York again.

That was but the first of their oppositions.

Trixie despised Twilight, and hated Omega, she had the Alicorn Amulet, and was ready to kill.

The Rider sped along the ground at well above the speed of sound.

The automobile was stopped suddenly, Omega could tell it was being lifted into the air.

"Everyone OUT, we're being attacked." Omega announced, dismissing the car, causing everyone to fall about 10 feet to the ground.

The group looked around, they found the attacker, Trixie lit the forest path they found themselves on.

"Well, if it isn't the stupid Element of Harmony Bearers, and their disgusting bald monkey friend." Trixie greeted offensively.

"You wanna repeat that a bit louder?" Omega threatened, summoning the Terminator.

Trixie snatched it from his grasp, she tried to turn it on him, but the DNA magic prevented her from using it.

She tossed it away, she stole all of the weapons the New Bolverk Squad had summoned, leaving them to fight in CQC.

The group surrounded Trixie, the grayish-blue mare merely smiled.

She sent out a shockwave of energy, Twilight, Applejack, and Omega were the only ones not blown away.

Applejack ran up and delivered a Buckshot to Trixie's side, launching the offending unicorn through 5 trees. A quick teleport got Trixie back into the fray.

Omega had brought in the Ring Leader, he fired a double-helix beam at Trixie, the blue mare countered with her own magical blast, the 2 were even, though Omega was quickly losing.

Twilight cast a disintegration spell at Trixie, her opponent dodged it, but not completely, it hit the magical lock on the Alicorn Amulet, leaving Trixie's magic weak.

Twilight snatched up the amulet and equipped it herself.

She stared her blue opponent down.

"You could have come back without trying to kill us, we could have been friends, but you let jealousy guide you down the path of darkness, don't worry though, I'll take good care of the Alicorn Amulet, something that you were unable to do." Twilight talked down upon her opponent.

"Target Omega is armed, I repeat, target Omega is arme-" Trixie was blasted to death, she did not get to finish her statement.

Omega re-summoned the Rider and the group made their way to Neigh York again.

That was a bit hectic, but the group recovered, the past was beginning to come back and bite them in the asses.

Pinkie's past was about to do exactly that.

Speeding along, the New Bolverk Squad reaced a clearing when it happened.

Omega slammed on the brakes right as an arrow soared through the air, shattering the windshield and the back window.

The Rider was immediately dismissed and a note about stronger glass was put in for an upgrade.

Pinkie Pie bounced over to the approaching enemy.

She was a mare with a pale pink coat and long dark brown mane, she was a unicorn, she held very mechanical looking bow with 7 stranges arrows nocked onto it.

"You, you sabotaged the mining district, caused an explosion that killed my father." the angry mare said, she was aiming at Pinkie.

"I don't like to go into the past, but that was my sister, she wanted to get us more business by taking out the competition, but if you're going to shoot me for no reason, well......" Pinkie trailed off.

She summoned the Einhoofer Flammenwerfer, and sprayed the the bow wielding mare with incineration rounds.

Her last words were.

"Report, Omega and his team are all armed and dangerous. AAAAAAAAHHHH!" the offending mare screamed as the flames consumed her.

Omega got the notification that the Rider was repaired, he summoned it again and the group rode off.

The mare who hated Pinkie was smoldering as the group left her burning corpse on the ground.

The least of their problems were over with.

The greatest of their problems had just begun.

The car was interrupted again by a missile.

Getting the vehicle out of the way, Omega assessed what the fuck just happened.

They were in the infamous abandoned city of Coltnerbyl, where the disastrous radiation meteor hit, the radiation itself was gone, but nopony came here because the skeletons were still around.

They found a fighter jet flying through the sky.

It stopped in mid-air, oh wait, it's not a fighter-jet.

It's just MOTHERFUCKING MEGATRON THE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICON TRANSFORMERS BITCHES.

OH AND WHAT IS THIS? KING SOMBRA IS RIDING ON HIS SHOULDER? WHAT THE FUCK?

"Rarity, your ancestor is the one that banished me in the first place, I found this friend here, and together we will avenge me." Sombra said, his voice was like the Undertaker.

"How is that MY fault?" Rarity countered.

"Because FUCK YOU, that's HOW!" Sombra shouted, Megatron spoke.

"And he's paying me is glasses." the massive automaton added.

The group went through both Hell and a few dozen buildings taking down the 50 feet tall robot.

Rarity pinned Sombra down after dismembering him.

"Getting others mixed into your problems will not help you in the end." the fashionista turned killer said.

"Report, Target Omega has trained his group to fight, they are armed AND dangerous." Sombra said into a headpiece before using his dark magic to break it.

Rarity carved his head open.

Omega summoned the Rider again, hopefully the group wouldn't get distracted again, the Death of a Thousand Needles was a valid killing method, and they had taken at least a hundred needles.

Of course, it was a metaphor.

Their enemies from the past, both recent and distant, had connections.

But only a few had resources.

And the next one was one of those few.

Taking to the skies, the group was taken down in the middle of the desert, it wasn't even 1:00 in the afternoon and they had fought 4-soon-to-be-5 enemies, this was ridiculous.

The enemy in question was a grim looking mare, with a professional looking assistant.

"Right, put the rocket launchers on this part." the mare directed, her coat was a light tan color, mane and tail were alternating stripes of bright yellow and bright green, eyes were wild, irises toxic green.

"Okay, how many?" the stallion asked.

"Like, 20, and put the chainsaws on the opposite side." the grim mare directed further, her cutie mark was visible, a flaming brown toaster.

"Indeed, Lady Wooden, it is done, ah, our guests have arrived." the posh stallion announced.

The insane mare turned to the group.

"Ah, baby girl, you've grown up, gotten some friends, nice, but that doesn't excuse what you did to me." the insane mare greeted.

"Who are you?" Dash demanded to know.

"Ah, Rainbow Dash, the one who refused a position in the Rainbow Factory, I'm the director of said establishment, Glaze Wooden Toaster, I'm Fluttershy's mother, my name has nothing to do with my profession, but fuck you." Glaze introduced herself

Omega lauched a Shadow Void that consumed the insane pegasus's machine.

"Oh well SHIT, that's quite a FUCKING problem, I'm going to kill you now anyway." Glaze said, wielding a toaster that was on fire.

She threw it, not sure of what it would accomplish, Fluttershy knocked it out of the air.

The yellow mare equipped the Angel Blade and speedily tackled her tan mother.

"You aren't going to hurt anypony anymore." Fluttershy was mad, after this bitch abandoned her because she was a late bloomer and tried to kill her and her friends just now, she knew the 1 thing she had to do.

She stabbed her mother in the chest with the rapier blade syringe on the Lethal Incision, and euthanized her.

She threw the Angel Blade and hit Glaze's assistant squarely between the eyes, the stallion's last words were.

"Target Omega's team is ruthless, Target Omega himself must be much wors-" he got cut off when his skull was pierced.

Fluttershy recovered the Angel Blade and let her Lethal Incision refill before turning to the group.

"Can we please go?" she pleaded.

"Yeah, come on." Omega accepted, the Rider was repaired again, the group flew off in the car-jet.

Things weren't the best, but they were still going onwards.

The group made their way through the sky, the only thing that could stop them right now would be divine magic.

Oh shit, I just jinxed it.

The group was pulled down by a strange force, they came to a complete stop about 2 miles out of Neigh York, the car-jet was dismissed and the group fell the 1 foot distance to the ground.

They found a light red coated mare with a black mane about 6 meters away.

"You, Applejack." the mare hissed in a raspy voice.

"What about me? Who're you?" AJ countered.

"My name is of no importance, I have come to reclaim my golden fiddle." the mare rasped out.

"What? But, that was years ago! And plus, ah won fair and square." AJ retorted.

"I don't get it." Omega said, the situation was confusing all of the rest of the group.

"It was on the way to Manehattan a long time ago, and this bitch challenged me, she's the wife of that Demonus alicorn guy Twi told us about, anyways, she wanted to challenge me, a golden fiddle against my soul, little did she know, I'm the best fiddler in all of Equestria." AJ revealed.

"Do you, or do you NOT, have my golden fiddle?" the evil mare demanded.

"No, no Ah don't, it's hangin' by a tree in tha Everfree forest, Ah put it there so mah family has some backup money, but we're well funded, so you can have it back." Applejack answered.

"Right, well then, thank you for disclosing that information." the demonic mare said, disappearing in a flash of gray magic

"Okay, she's gone, listen up, I've been looking through my satellite imagery, the Bio. Int./MBORF HQ is in Neigh York, they built it in the northernmost tip, it's hard to keep straight with this thing because on earth Neigh York is in the northeast tip of the country, but in Equestria, it's in the southeast tip on the country." Omega revealed.

"Okay, so, what's the plan?" Twilight asked.

"Alright, this is the plan..." Omega started.

He explained the plan to the New Bolverk Squad.

They would attack when night falls.

Shit was about to get real, and in the process of getting real, shit would go down, and because it went down, shit would hit the fan.

This fight was going to be a really big mess.

Author's Note

Okay then, sorry if this chapter is really shitty and confusing, I just needed something to delay the epicness that's going to happen next chapter.

See ya later.

I <3 you all, byeeeeee

My name is "Omega", hear me roar! Part 1

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Omega stood on a hill, the Equestrian army was marching towards him.

His and Twilight's young daughter, Alpha Sparkle, with her grayish-medium purple coat and dark purple mane and tail with a red and maroon streak running through them, her cutie mark was six small red A's between around a purple six pointed star-burst, she had been proud the day she got it, for having extremely high skills in magic.

She ran to the front of the army.

She galloped her young legs to him. She knew how important today was, Omega had work to do, he had a lot of people to kill today.

She looked up at her tall father with her bright, innocent, neon purple eyes, he looked down at her with his invisible neon orange eyes.

"You're in trouble girl, why'd you come to daddy's work?" Omega said to her.

"I, I wanted to wish you good luck." she said, her voice was small, innocent, she was picked up by her father.

"Oh, daddy can't stay mad at that sun-kissed face." Omega said to her, she smiled wide as he swung her around in a half circle.

Suddenly, her face became gray as he swung her around, everything seemed to go in slow motion, she was blown away by the wind, she was nothing but ashes filling his hands.

He looked to see the once lush plant life around him withering into nothingness, the ground was burnt, he collapsed.

His clothing turned to ashes, which fell away to reveal his armor, he gripped his daughter's little necklace, a golden leather strap holding a gray sputter bullet with a light purple six pointed star on it, he almost cried.

As though the powers-that-be wanted to piss on his state of mind more, her ashes bonded to his skin, making it slightly lighter in color.

Like the powers-that-be were literally pissing on him, it started to rain.

He clung to the memories.

His daughter frolicking through the wheat field.

He huffed.

His wife watching their daughter with him.

He puffed.

His daughter getting her cutie mark.

His wife smiling.

He looked at the ashes, he was mad.

His daughter falling and breaking her leg.

He was furious.

His wife turning away from him and walking away.

He was angry enough to kill anything, even something that couldn't be killed, he would kill it anyways.

Thunder and lightning rang out across the sky, the Judgement Blades were on the ground, he took then onto his hands.

He stood up, looking at the mooks surrounding him.

He was going to kill.

Kill.

Make them DIE.

MAKE THEM ALL DIE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...It all faded to black.

Omega woke with a jump, he looked around the large, slow vehicle.

The New Bolverk Squard were all curled up sleeping, Twilight was wrapped around him, the rest were on the floor in a pile.

He sighed, it was just a dream.

Just a really dream.

This coming fight would be anything but.

Jerry was typing away on the computer he sat at, the keyboard was big enough to where his hoof would just fit onto a key.

It was his first day working at this company, he looked to the door when he heard it open.

Omega got out of the big, plain, inconspicuous vehicle, the New Bolverk Squad was ready to attack.

"Okay, when I give the cue, you all will come inside the building, and we'll begin the slaughter." Omega debriefed

"What's the cue?" Dash asked.

"Just wait for the gunshot." Omega instructed.

"How will you get inside to start with, darling?" Rarity querried.

"I'll just walk right through the front door." Omega stated simply.

"Are you crazy?" Twilight questioned.

"No, I just have a spell." Omega replied.

Omega cast the spell in question, he turned into his pony self, his coat was light gray, his mane dark red and clean cut, he had made sure it was cut short for this mission, his tail was a bit shaggy, his eyes were neon orange, and his cutie mark was an orange omega-symbol.

"Easy as that." he said, his voice was still the same.

He walked inside.

Jerry looked to see who just walked in.

Omega looked around, suspicious, he ran a few tests to see how fast his armor could be summoned, it came back to his liking, he looked around again.

Everypony present had a strange device on a necklace they were wearing.

He walked up to the pony at the front desk.

"Is there anything I can help you with, sir?" Jerry asked the strange stallion.

Omega turned his whole body to the side to look at the main hallway that security would come through.

"Yes, I'm part of the NBS, and I'm here to tell you that your operations are going to be shut down." he told Jerry in a professional tone.

"Okay, and just who is the NBS...." Jerry trailed off when his eyes landed on the stallions cutie mark, the omega-symbol.

Omega turned to face Jerry again.

The music started.

"The New Bolverk Squad!" he said with force as he punched his hoof through Jerry's skull.

Quickly turning into a human again and recovering his fist, which had ended up on the other side of the poor desk-jockey's head, he summoned his Power armor and shot everyone in the room with the T-12.

One worker survived, he hit the button on his necklace, it was a device that turned them back into humans.

Approaching quickly, Omega looked down at the fool.

"Target Omega has arrived and is equipped with the cervical armo-" he was interrupted by 12 flechette-like projectiles piercing his skull.

Omega reloaded the Terminator and the New Bolverk Squad quickly entered the building.

"Begin Log, I am Omega, the leader of the New Bolver Squad, we are here for 1 reason, to destroy everything. Agents deployed on this mission, Twilight, codename Shade, Applejack, codename Slam, Rarity, codename Shiv, Pinkie, codename Scar. Fluttershy, codename Cross, Rainbow, codename Blur, and myself Omega, codename Omega." Omega logged.

"Alright, you all know why we're here, Shade, Blur, and myself will go after the power station, Slam, Scar, and Shiv will be on massacre duty, Cross, provide healing cover for us, keep the Angel Blade equipped at all times, ROLL OUT!" Omega commanded.

The groups split up.

It was about to get hectic, yes.

But Omega was prepared this time, with his 7.4 armor and even more powerful weapons.

It was going to be fun.

Omega, Shade, and Blur made their way through the halls, the next room was filled with mooks, all armed with FAMASs and .45s.

The opened fire, on them, the combined 20 guns going at 900rpm made for a force of 18000rpm coming at them.

Blur blocked them with her blades, Shade lined up shots to kill them all, Omega fired a shock grenade into the group.

They were easily killed, the trio was too skilled for their weak tactics.

Moving through the pile of bodies, the trio continued, showing off their skills and killing everyone.

It was a bloodbath.

Slam smacked another mook with a killing blow, Scar was busy spraying fire fucking EVERYWHERE with the Einhoofer, her MP5 with HI (high incendiary) rounds, Shiv cut mooks down with her Sight Lasers, several thin rods that launched magic-powered-lasers, getting into a position where she could use the Bird Watcher, a mobile laser lattice, to kill them with ease.

Slam used her new gun, the Tridozer, a shotgun revolver, which fired shells that were 1.4 inches in diameter and 3 inches long, the shot calibur was .20cal yellow hot pellets with 36 pellets in each shell, it was very dangerous.

The trio purged their way through, Scar used the Dragon's breath to practially giggle fire everywhere, she had her Plasma Cutter equipped for the mooks that got too close.

The shots Slam fired 'dozed' through her enemies, cutting through several bodies at once. Buckshot bucking the ones that got too close, and using her Sledge-Sluggers to break through doors on their way.

Their job was to kill as many mooks in as little time as possible, using another weapon, the Nastol, a rifle calibur pistol frame, she shot and smashed mooks as they came in waves, the groups defenses kept then safe from the small calibur yet high velocity rounds of the enemies' rifles.

They blasted their way through, supporting eachother's strengths and covering eachother's weaknesses.

It was a slaughterhouse.

And the slaughterees were coming in droves.

Cross flew fast as she took the liberty of not only staying mobile, but doing on-field recon to keep the 2 groups of 3 aware of what was to come, she landed in an open area, she was attacked.

And ATD (anti tank dragon) appeared, along with a helicopter, she flew up to the helicopter itself, the firing man was revving up the gatling gun, she quickly jammed it and euthanized him.

"What are you doing? She's getting close... fuck" the driver said as he saw the Angel Blade a second before it pierced his throat.

Flying the copter to the roof, Shy claimed the gatling gun, warping it away for upgrades and claiming.

Flying away and informing the group of the confiscations, she went back to her medical duties, waiting for the Grater to be completed.

Omega blasted open the door to the outside, the open area led to the other building, containing both the power station and, if the layout was the same as the first time he came here, the labs.

Blur shouted in warning.

"BIG METAL THINGY!" she yelled as she took off, it was an ATD, Cross had dealt with the heli, but not it.

Taking the lead, Shade used the Shower, a 60,000rpm monstrosity of an SMG, to blast its legs to pieces, Omega tackled the worm that was left and shot the Archangel's Smite into its weak spot.

Blur used the Claws, a pair of mithril swords sharp enough to cut through tank plating with ease, to rid the trio of the doors.

They entered, walking their way to the elevator that went to the underground, the power, labs, and all that shit was held underground.

Omega commed the trio of Slam, Shiv, and Scar to find the power station above ground, he scanned the floor plan and found it was back in the main building, oh well.

They had some tech to get.

Scar led the charge, she and the other 2 cut through the walls and machines to get to the power station.

Coming into a hallway with a big blinking neon sign that read 'POWER STATION THIS WAY'

The trio made their way down the hall, it was quiet with how many mooks they had killed.

Entering the room, the group found the computer.

Shiv requested the info from Omega, who commed it back, the group logged into the computer and accessed the files.

Searching for 'Black Ops.', the trio made a strange discovery.

An article, it read;

MBORF has completed their automatons, Kratos, to replace Omega, Infus, to replace Xero, Receivad, to replace Asked, and Kary-09, to replace Kary-08.

We hope that they do not try to break their treaty, as we have the XV2 alien, it will crush all 4 of them with ease.

All 4 of them are highly dangerous, and have thus been placed on a training platform in the middle of the fucking ocean with Fi-Fu reactors and mass fabricators to make all the training materials they need.

End Log.

Transferring the info to Omega, the trio placed the explosives on the power core, and left immediately, the entire squad now had a countdown.

They all had 20 minutes to kill them all and get the hell out of dodge.

Cross glided through the halls, spraying everything with the Grater, her light gold recolor of the M134 'minigun', which fired plasma balls of energy.

Sawing through everything in her path, she merely sprayed and prayed, but since she was praying to deities that were living/breathing proof of themselves, her prayers were answered.

And the answer was yes.

She made her way up into the sky again, stopping her wave of destruction and doing a bit of recon.

She saw it, the approaching vehicles.

"We're all going to die." blue spy 1 said aloud.

"It's not the bee that kills, it's the swarm." yellow spy 1 replied.

Blue and Yellow spies, Blue taking the place of Green, and Yellow taking the place of Red, they were equipped with M16A5s, a special model for the 7.62NATO, and Desert Eagle Mark XXVI, a special model cartidged in .44 magnum and .500SW magnum, they featured slightly longer barrels, and the DE had a much longer grip and held 14 rounds.

Skidding to a halt, the group of treader-trucks deployed their soldiers.

A few hundred meters away, Bio. Int.'s own reinforcements drove up.

"Alright, with reinforcements, we may have the few needles left for the 'Death of a Thousand Needles' we can wear them down until they fall, come on." the leader of the charge shouted to his forces.

Cross chose that moment to land.

"Huh? That's one of them! SHOOT HER!" the leader commanded.

Cross overcharged the Angel Blade, making the bullets seemingly go at a few cm/s, she dodged them all with ease, she summoned the Grater and opened her own fire.

The reinforcements were of absolutely no help to their comrades.

Omega shredded the soldiers in their way with the Joy Love, Shade put the Shanker to use, a short rifle that held enough piercing power and velocity to shoot through 12 inces of FeNiC steel. Blur had the Tenny, a 10 inch long staff that shot laser bolts out of 1 end.

Omega had set up several weapons for the group, the constant confiscations helped the process along.

The trio made their way through a door, Slam, Scar and Shiv had split up, and Shiv was in the hallway the door led to.

"Come on, follow me." Omega commanded the precision-ist, the trio-turned-quartet made their way through the hall to the containment chambers.

That's when it happened...

Slam and Scar had smashed and melted their way through the buildings, and were now in the 3rd floor food-court.

The scientists there were enjoying their food and processing some digital calculations on the latest project they were doing. Slam broke one of their heads open, which was noticed not only because of the sound, but because the bits and pieces were spread out across the room.

The scientists first screamed like little fillies, then brandished their weapons.

They were all armed with silver-finish M1911s, though the .45 pistol rounds didn't do much to the heavy-melee and pyro experts.

Like a mentally ill game of Minecraft, Slam simply broke everything. like an average game of Little Inferno, Scar burned everything.

Shiv had split off, they needed to cover as much ground as possible, they had 16 minutes left.

The power went out suddenly.

But how could that be, when the bomb hadn't exploded yet?

The Yellow and Blue spies had, to their credit, snuck into the power station and set up C4 charges on the power feed while Slam and Scar were STILL IN THERE without being seen, and now were in a literal fire-fight with the 2 cyborgs.

"Why can't we hurt those things?!" Yellow spy 1 shouted.

"Their tearing us to pieces, detonate the C4 already!" Blue spy 1 replied

And now the power feed was out, the massive generator still worked, the back-up generator powered only high-priority areas, the food court was not one of them.

But the labs were.

Right as the main power feed cut off, the back-up generator keeping the underground area lit, it happened.

The infected beings attacked.

They got to Shiv and stabbed her before they were killed.

In the same underground parking-lot like area Omega fought the infected in the first time, here they were, and they were here.

Shiv got stabbed, she was lost in the fray.

Summoning the last of her strength as the infected beings surrounded her, she took out the Longinus that Omega had prepared for each of them, she stabbed herself.

She siezed up for a moment, she glowed bright white, and detonated in a blast of star-hot white energy, taking out all of the infected beings with her.

"RARITY!" Twilight shouted as her friend was reduced to ashes.

"Ugh, great, well, she did what she had to do, at least the infected beings are gone now." Omega mourned as he summoned the Red Death and led the charge.

"She didn't have to BLOW HERSELF UP, OMEGA, don't you CARE?!" Dash demanded angrily.

"Of course I do, but I'm not going to let her death stop me from saving this world, I can't let what happened to Earth happen here." Omega assured the speed-fighter cyborg.

"What happened then? Why is it so bad that we can't say a few words first?" Twilight querried, despite their protests, the 2 mares followed Omega and he quickly walked to the next room.

"Because, it's a nightmare, plantlife was practically extinct except in odd, obscure areas, or just blackened by the pollution, the people rarely cared for eachother, except when personal benefit was involved, murder and suicide came in droves, it was absolutely terrible, and I don't want that to happen here, so WE CAN WAIT FOR THE THREAT TO DIE BEFORE GIVING A FUNERAL!" Omega explained, destroying the door they were faced with, he froze when he saw where it led.

They were in the XV's containment room.

"Blur, Shade, stay close." Omega commanded.

They made their way forward, Omega held the Red Death in one hand and the Powder in another.

XV reared its ugly head.

"Blur, Shade, speed along and get to Slam and Scar, Cross, find the quickest path to the front gates, NOW!" Omega commed his team, Blur and Shade were already gone.

XV roared as it sent out a scanner shockwave.

Omega blocked it with a forcefield.

"Nice try, old friend, but this time, I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Omega taunted, summoning the Judgement Blades as XV summoned its own.

Omega blew up XV's form, rapidly hitting it with slashed, smashed, and explosion energy, it didn't stand a chance.

It turned into its reaper form.

Omega shot it rapidly with the Ballistic Nightmares, assisting them with the Powder and the T-12.

XV was reduced to bones.

Omega summoned the Archangel's Smite and broke its bones with the massive, powerful, homing bullets.

It turned into a humanoid form.

Omega summoned the Retractor and the Ring Leader, slicing it over and over again with a windmill spin, and blasting it with the double-helix lasers.

XV tried its damnedest to fight, but Omega was too prepared.

Omega lived by a simple philosophy when fighting.

The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.

And Omega had cumulatively sweat 13.37x the mass of his body.

He was winning by a long shot.

XV didn't stand a chance.

Using the Joy Love to shred the XV's body to pieces, Omega was just having fun at this point.

Shockwave, Joy Love, Powder, T-12, Ring Leader, Red Death, Ballistic Nightmares, Retractor, Archangel's Smite, Arspace (rename of Sollun), running over it with the Rider a few times, and finishing that bastard off with a Shadow Void.

The Shadow Void, was, undoubtedly, his most powerful weapon, it created a 6 inch wide black hole for 1.337 seconds, long enough to suck in anything he needed it to, but short enough to not rage out of control.

XV was completely gone, no coming back, and it did NOT infect Omega again.

He looked at his timer, he had less than 2 minutes to escape.

Using his weapons that were less powerful, but more conventional, he blasted his way out, and escaped.

The whole group ran the fuck away as the building exploded violently.

Omega landed on his back, he looked up.

He cursed at the sight.

The MBORF battle cruiser, like a sick joke to him, it was like a Star Destroyer from Star Wars, but black with huge green lights everywhere.

Then it happened.

The fucking thing had a Luna-damned TRACTOR BEAM.

It pulled them up, all 6 of them.

Omega took this break to sort out the equipment.

Omega: Joy Love, Shockwave, Ballistic Nightmares, Red Death, T-12, Powder, Archangel's Smite, Retractor, Arspace, Ring Leader, Rider, Shadow Void, Judgement Blade(s).

Twilight: Grudge, Choker, Shanker, Shower, Sight Lasers.

Rainbow: Claws (swords), Wing-blades, Shingers (hidden blades), Tenny, Bird Watcher.

Applejack: Tridozer (shotgun revolver), Buckshot (sonic boom buck), Sledge-Sluggers, Nastol (rifle pistol).

Pinkie: Einhoofer (MP5 HI rounds), Dragon's Breath, Plasma Cutter.

Cross: Medi-gun, Lethal Incision, Angel Blade, Grater (mini-gun).

Rarity: *DEAD*

He held remorse for this act, he tried his damnedest to make sure everypony stayed alive, but Rarity was lost.

They crossed the threshold, the door closed, and they were dropped onto its cold metal surface.

The soldiers that came to collect them immediately killed Applejack with a sniper shot.

The other 4 were furious.

Omega started shooting the Ballistic Nightmares at full auto, and killed several dozen guards, before an EMP hit them all, disabling their weapons and armors, Omega stayed standing, his weapons clicked and shut off.

The guards dragged the group of now 5 soldiers to another area of the ship.

Omega didn't protest, he was too busy formulating a plan.

The soldiers dropped them unceremoniously onto the floor, Omega was the first to stand, he faced the man in charge.

Said man had dark, VERY dark gray skin, he had visible eyes, despite being male, he wore a gold headband like a crown, with a bushy black beard and long, oily hair, his clothes were bleach white, it was like a bathrobe of some sort, maybe a gi, with a gray belt holding it all together, his eyes were completely red, he stood 7 feet tall.

Words came up in front of Omega's eyes.

"Help, hey, BRO, OVER HERE, OMEGA!" the words read, Omega knew only one being that did that.

He turned to the left, sure enough, it was him.

It was Hank.

He looked different, with red lensed goggles, a bandana covering his head, a gas mask, black gi clothing, but the most shocking part of the transformation, or the ONLY shocking part about it, was his arm.

It was the fact that he HAD one, it was red, like a lobster, with powerful fingers curled up on the end, it was his right arm, it had been changed.

"Hey, yeah, I see you, stop shouting." Omega calmed his old friend, they had been room-mates in college, all 2 years of master studies Omega did, he had heard that Hank had been in the Black Ops. business as well, though in more obscure parts.

He was now being kept behind a crystalline wall, apparently he had his own powers, akin to chaos.

"Well, Omega, how nice of you to not try to shoot anyone again." the Omnilord greeted with an evil laugh.

"Your position of authority has given you a strong sense of apathy, you don't percieve the challenge because you are overly confident you are able to overcome it, you and me differ in this area." Omega philosophized.

"Fuck you, I'm going to kill all of you, starting with HER." the Omnilord dismissed, pulling out a .500SW magnum and shooting the group.

Omega jumped in front of Twilight to take the bullet for her, he didn't feel anything.

"AH!" Rainbow Dash!

He felt a warm liquid splatter on his armor, he looked to his comrade.

Her face had a hole in it, the back of her head was completely blown out.

She was the one the Omnilord was aiming for.

Omega brandished the Joy Stallion, aiming it at the Omnilord.

"You're fucking dead." Omega felt the insanity come in, the Chaos Power Armor was summoned, he aimed directly at the Omnilord's face.

"No, you're just a fool." the Omnilord replied.

Omega smiled in insanity and rage.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bio-Mech Operations, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on all governments, and I have over nine thousand confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and takedown tactics and I’m the top soldier in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with force the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me after killing my friend? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am preparing my arsenal of weapons of mass destruction and your corporation is being taken down right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, maggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to my own arsenal of customized weapons that can take out cities in minutes, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Luna-damned idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, bucko." he ranted, smiling an insane smile.

He, true to his word, Omega shredded the Omnilord to pieces, all that was left of his team was Shade, Cross, and Scar.

The ship was knocked from the sky suddenly, Omega reacted.

"Come ON, we have to GO!" he screamed, the team got themselves armed, the EMP had worn off.

Omega turned to Hank.

"Don't leave me, bro." the words that were his voice said.

"I'm not." Omega replied, breaking the lock on the door.

Hank opened the door and hugged Omega in happiness.

The Gi-clad man had a tendency to change emotions quickly.

"Alright, come on, we need to go." Omega directed his old friend.

The pair of humans ran out of the room, quickly catching up to the rest of the New Bolverk Squad, the group of five forced their way through, coming out of the ship seconds before it hit the ground and destroyed half the city.

It was one hell of a mess, and it was about to get even worse.

Standing again, Omega heard laughing after the ringing in his ears stopped.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." he heard the strange voice laugh.

He turned to see the strangest sight.

"Thanks for the help Omega, we'll let you 5 stand up before we kill you all." the being said.

Omega came face to face with...
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...
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...Omega?

Author's Note

BOOYAH, that's PART 1 done.

tune in next time for PART 2.

See you all next time.

I <3 you all, byeeeeee.

My name is "Omega", hear me roar! Part 2

This chapter is ALSO brought to you by Epic Starting blah blah bullshit just look at the banner.

Omega came face to face with...
...
...
...
... Omega?

He looked at the beings facing him.

He was horrified.

Robot clones of himself and the Old Bolverk Squad.

The others stood and got steady, looking to their offenders.

Hank spoke first, his words floating in a visible form in front of everyone's eyes, rather than being sound.

"Holy SHIT, ACTION FIGURES! Omega, you're fucking FAMOUS man." he said, the joy was evident.

"Shut up Hank." Omega replied.

"So, here's a little bit of courtesy, I suppose." the Omega clone said, his voice was just like Omega's, but with a robotic accent.

"I'm Kratos." the Omega clone started,

"I'm Infus." the Xero clone added.

"I'm Receivad." the Askad clone piped in.

"And I'm Kary-09." the Kary clone finished.

"Okay, get ready to be destroyed." Omega said.

"Hold on, we need some tunes for this." Hank said, poking Omega in the side.

The files were sent, the rest of the group armed themselves as the Robot Bolverks landed, they had been flying becaus they had the power to do so, and armed themselves.

It was pitiful, really, Kratos had the Joy Colt and Armadillo, Infus had an A.P.S. and the the Nightstar, Kary-09 only had her imagination based superpower, the mask wasn't even built, and Receivad had a Painkiller mini-spear.

The song was downloaded in a second, and began playing.

Omega knew this fight would be extremely difficult, he looked over the weapons again.

Omega: Joy Love, Western Culture (Tridozer and Nastol), Ballistic Nightmares, Shockwave, Shadow Void, Arspace, Archangel's Smite, T-12, Powder, Rider, Ring Leader, Retractor, Red Death, Tenny, Judgement Blade(s).

Twilight: Grudge, Choker, Shanker, Shower, Sight Laser, Bird Watcher, Claws, Blacklight (hidden blades).

Pinkie: Dragon's Breath, Plasma Cutter, Sledge-Sluggers, Buckshot.

Fluttershy: Lethal Incision, Medi-gun, Angel Blade, Grater, Wing-blades.

Hank: I don't even fucking know.

Once the equipment check was complete, Omega had himself armed.

The Robot Bolverks were ready.

The New Bolverks were ready.

It was time to fight.

Kratos shot off first.

Hitting the group full on with shotgun blasts, Kratos kept firing.

Omega shot back, hitting his bullets in mid air and blasting Kratos to pieces.

The other 8 were already in battle.

Blasts from Kary-09, explosives from Receivad, speedy slashes from Infus, it was hectic.

Cross kept firing the Grater, her Wing-blades kept her safe while she was flying, but Kary-09 countered each plasma ball with her own.

Shade used the Shower to try to kill Infus, but the cyborg was moving too fast to hit, either dodging or blocking every shot.

Scar was setting EVERYTHING on FIRE, Receivad was not impressed.

Omega was busy crushing Kratos to pieces, the poor robot was unable to get free and attack, and was turned into a metal pancake.

Hank had used his lobster hand to pick up a FUCKING BUILDING and throw it at the enemy.

Kary-09 disintegrated the mass of stone, metal, and glass to ashes.

That was when the robots started losing.

Kary-09 was distracted with destroying the building and got hit, a LOT.

Receivad's optical sensors got smeared with ash, and he stopped to clear them, and got burned.

Infus had gone out of his way to dodge the building, and got Showered.

The robots pulled out their Longinus Knives, they stabbed themselves.

The explosion took out the rest of the city.

Omega and Shade were the only ones left.

Shade let her vision clear, she cried at the sight.

Omega looked at the sight in pity, the Chaos Power Armor was unscathed.

"*sigh* I wish it would have gone differently, I just wish it all would have gone differently." Omega mourned.

"*sniff, *sniff sniff*, *shiff*, I, I, my friends are, gone." Twilight cried.

At least the fallen deserved a proper burial.

Omega and Twilight stood on the small stage that had been set up, only a few ponies had attended.

Rainbow Dash's father, Speed Spectrum.

Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Applebloom.

Sweetie Belle, Rarity's parents were too far away to make it in time.

Fluttershy's brother, who just so happened to be Blue Comet, the Class 4 General Pegasus.

Pinkie's parents, Clyde and Sue, and Mr. and Mrs. Cake.

Scootaloo had come too, out of respect rather than relation.

Luna stood at the podium. She spoke little.

"*sigh* This, we are gathered here today, for the burial of 5 of the 6 Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, they died how they lived, protecting peace, their leader, Omega, led them on a mission to stop an evil corporation who would stop at nothing to take over the world and make it into a living hell, they each are honored with the Medal of Honor, and they will be dearly missed, if anypony has anything to say, come up to the podium and say it." Luna mourned.

Twilight was the only one who made a movement to the podium.

"Hello, I'm Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic and sole surviving Bearer of what will be remembered as the Metal-and-Blood Battle. I remember the first day I came to Ponyville, almost 3 years ago, and I met each and every one of them, they were vibrant, full of life, happy, we all were, we were heroines, saviors, it was wonderful, when we went into that fight, we had a lot to lose, but so much more to gain, it was all good, but things happened, things that none of us expected, we were overtaken, and they were killed, we all had so much to live for, and I'm the only one left living, I swear on their honor, that I'll make the most of the life I was lucky enough to keep." Twilight cried half-way through her speech.

She left the podium, Omega came up, tapped the microphone, cleared his throat, and spoke.

"Ugh, I, I don't know where to start, the Bearers were great ponies, they shed away the brutal years of war and hatred that had clung to me, they made me happy, I know I should have gone alone, I should have never brought them into my problems, I can't help but feel like I'm the reason that they're dead, I probably am. I've stopped hurting though, the pain is like poison, and I'm not letting it stay inside me. I've gotten over what, to most of you, will never be forgotten or healed from. I'm going to go now, I don't deserve to stay here. Goodbye, everypony, I'm not going to see you again, I know I'm heading straight to hell." Omega said, walking off the stage and leaving.

He teleported away before anypony could react.

Omega walked through the rocky lands, keeping himself steady with the Powder.

His strength had left him, just like he left the ponies, he didn't feel like he deserved to live in a wonderland like this anymore.

He was as far as he could get away, he couldn't life the Judgements Blades, or any of his weapons, all he could hold was the Joy Love now, the Powder had been dropped, the base was nuked, he had nothing left.

He lifted the Joy Mare and Joy Stallion to his head, ready to pull the trigger.

Thought ran through his head.

I should have never brought them into my problems.

None of them should be dead.

I'm the one who deserves to die.

I...

I wonder......

I wonder if...........

I wonder If Xero................

I wonder if Xero would...............................

I wonder I Xero would have done any better.......................................................................

Xero.......

Kary.........

Askad...........

I wonder if their waiting for me?

They probably are.

But...

...

... I still wonder if Xero would have done any better.....

Time to pull the trigger.

I'm too weak to do even that.

Tired...

So tired...

This seems like a good place to rest.

I hope nobody finds me.

I leave this as my last message.

Something I should have said a long time ago.

I'm just going to rest now.....

-End of Log

Author's Note

Well....... damn.

That was intense.

Stay tuned for the epilogue and the sequel.

I <3 you all, byeeeeee.

Bleeding into Equestria

'Twas a peaceful da- oh, nevermind about peaceful, but it was daytime, the smoke and haze merely blocked the sun from view, after a long fight in New York City, which destroyed by themselves and robot clones of themselves, Xero and Omega were on the road to freedom...

for about 6 seconds...

They were interrupted, and they knew the fight would last quite some time, and it did, Kary-08, their former team-mate and somewhat friend had tried and succeeded to kill them, at least for Omega, that is...

The last few rays of light shone into his dull gray eyes, he was technically dead, brought back by an alien he thought he had killed, though only alive long enough to kill Kary-08 and die again, in the last few moments before he was decapitated, thoughts raced through his head
Goodbye, Xero, and Goodbye, Kary
I wonder if my parents are waiting for me in the afterlife
scratch that, I'm going on an express trip to Lake Burnyourassoff in the lowest part of Hell
oh well, at least I did my best
wait, I need to stop thinking, I'm dead now
...
...
...
Hell looks... different from how I imagined it

Indeed it did, instead of the fiery depths, or fiery peaks, or fiery anything, Omega found himself waking up staring into a pool of clean, reflective water. He looked like shit, skin cut open, blood stains around his mouth, eyes swollen, hair disheveled and matted with dirt and ash, and the pain, oh dear god the pain.

It took every fiber and wire in his being to not howl in pain, his body was burning with the horrible, broken glass filled sensation, he might actually have broken glass stuck in his body, he would have to run a bio-scan later, but for now, all his mind could focus on was pain. He rolled over and his sight was filled with dark green foliage and bright blue sky, he immediately knew he was nowhere near the U.S. or several other countries either, industrialization killed off anything in nature that looked this healthy, he slowly got up after his body ceased it's screams of 'You're hurt, I thought you should know that.' His vision focused slightly and he could tell he was in a forest, he turned immediately away from the pond and proceeded to throw up, the act awoke the muscles and nerves in his mouth and he knew he was thirsty. Once the vile mostly-acid-and-blood mixture was forced from his body, he dunked his head into the pond and began drinking.

He felt like he was in heaven, the sensation of the chill, clean water entering his system almost made him shiver in pleasure, his abused body felt better within seconds, but he still drank, he drank until he no longer felt the blood, ash, and bile in his mouth. Finished, he sat up and gave a small burp.

"*sigh* If there's one thing I like it's feeling human." he stated in his usual tone, his speedy team mate Xero had compared his voice to Johnny Depp, though significantly deeper, with which Omega had merely replied with some of the actors quotes. He chuckled at the memory, how simple times had been, doing Black Op missions and shooting people in the head, then his company had to ruin it by saying he was too 'humane' for sparing some civilians who not 15 seconds later killed 8 human soldiers and were then swiftly shot and sliced to death.

His head felt strangely empty, attempting to run a bio-scan, he figured out why, his robotic body parts had shut down from lack of power, leaving about 45% of his body infunctional, though enough was still usable to get up and move around, possibly fight as well, but he didn't want to test that just yet.

Getting shakily up to his feet, allowing the still human parts of his brain to gather themselves and wake up his body, he still felt a large amount of pain, but it wasn't debilitating, he stretched, feeling his muscles moan and his joints snap into place, which reduced his pain significantly vision restored, he began looking around the forest, it was normal enough, plants growing randomly, animals taking care of themselves, and the weather went on it's merry free way, but he still felt something off, an aura of evil, he walked slowly through the brightest portions of pathways, cautious of any danger, he looked for someplace to stay safe.

Making his way with a slowly decreasing level of pain as his body healed itself, his pace became quicker and more fluid, he found another clearing, with a cave at the base of a mountain, he looked inside, seeing a great sight. Lava resting in a large pool and a series of flat surfaces connected by stair-like formations, but that's not what made him shed a tear of joy.

Minerals, elements in ore, metals, nonmetals, crystals, and bound to be more in the dark areas of the cave, he carefully entered, putting his expert scientist mind to work.

With these minerals, I can get a scientific lab of sorts set up, minerals to refine and make into parts, parts to make into machines, and the lava can provide geothermal energy, and maybe I can get some upgrades for my... armor

He finally looked at himself fully, a few pieces of helmet and part of a disabled visor clung to his head, several damaged plates on his torso, his boots had several scrathes in them, but no dents or holes, and his gloves were two halves of themselves, his shirt underneath was a bit bloody but only had a couple of holes in it, one on his left side near his abs, and one by his right shoulder, despite not having arms and legs, and instead having floating hands and feet, the anatomy of a Homo Xionus was very similar to a Homo Sapien, he suddenly felt naked though, stripped of armor that was bonded to his skin, he immediately switched his goals to getting something to protect himself and creating a machine to make his armor again.

Most think Askad, our technician, demolitionist, and comms expert is the smart one of the group, heh, he's only the smartest, I know how to make the machines necessary to rebuild my armor and weapons, maybe even improve it later on, I should get started immediately.

He removed his gauntlets and set them down on one of the platform structures, he could sacrifice having two infunctional halves for one functional whole, as they been upgraded to a powerful weapon, he used his car lifting strength to punch some stone out of the wall until he got a pickaxe head shaped piece, he jumped outside and grabbed a suitable branch from the first tree he could get to and attached it to the stone head.

"And voila, a pickaxe, my younger days playing Minecraft and studying various geo-subjects payed off.", he stated proudly, he turned to re-enter his cave when the sound of a voice caught his ear.

"Well girls, the explosion went off here, but we don't know who or what caused it."

Who in there right mind would be walking around in those foreboding woods? It gave him a sense of danger, surely most people would be able to see the evil of the forest. He immediately ran to his cave as quietly as possible, unfortunately, being quiet was far from his forte.

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

"Did anypony hear that? It sounds like metal on stone, claka-claka-claka."

Something didn't seem right about that sentence, but Omega was too hellbent on hiding from whatever might be looking for him and probably wants to kill him to think what it was. He was unarmed, but he could stop a leaping lion, punch a bat out of the air, and break a scorpion's sting while being stung, but he couldn't risk it if the unknown entity was armed with a gun or other ranged weapon. He had died once and ended up in a peaceful yet foreboding forest, he didn't want to have another shot at landing in hell. Diving down into the cave and concealing himself below a ledge, he waited for this enemy to approach.

The sound of hooves on stone came to his ears. His only thought was:

Who in the hell rides a damn horse in a fucking forest?

10 minutes earlier

It had been a peaceful day in Ponyville, sun shining in the partially cloudy sky, birds chirping, ponies milling about running errands or doing whatever they had set out to do.

Twilight Sparkle had arrived a little less than 4 weeks ago, and had on the first day saved the world and made 5 new friends. She was already better off than she was in Canterlot, she was living in Books and Branches Library and she had a social life. Right now, she was placing the last few books into their correct places. She had balanced her schedule between re-organizing the entire library, and spending time with her new friends, and had now finished the former.

"Phew, that took a while, well, let's check the schedule."

She brought forward her day's plans, and saw that nothing else had been planned besides 'Find something else to do' and 'Spend time with Friends', an important item she now valued, where as she would have previously not even thought about other ponies besides her parents, her brother, the princess, and the librarian.

She equipped her saddlebags and set off outside to see who had time to hang out. Nearing Sugarcube Corner, a sudden explosion sounded off, briefly darkening the sky and showing its red light pillar and shockwaves from all the way deep in the Everfree Forest.

Panic was short-lived, when nopony was hurt by the explosion after it dissipated, they all went back to their previous activities. All except Twilight, after all, her logical mind knew that explosions of that size, shape, and color don't just randomly happen, so she immediately galloped off...

... only to run muzzle first into Pinkie Pie.

Known for her randomness, Pinkie merely giggled and took in a deep breath.

"Hey Twilight, Whatcha doin'? Gonna go off and investigate that huge explosion that happened? That's GREAT, I was wondering what is was too, HEY, do ya' want me to gather the girls for another mission into the Everfree Forest? Huh? DO YA' DO YA' DO YA'?

Twilight blinked, the pink mare had said all that in one breath, the purple unicorn merely sighed at the display of disregard for biology. She knew her friendship with Pinkie would never get better or easier if she always questioned her wacky ways.

"Sure Pinkie, I think it would be safer with all of us there, faster too."

"Alright then, I'll be right back."
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Derek Ganter the unicorn had always stayed courageous, even when he performed a massacre with his fighting magic. He magically lifted his glass to take a sip when suddenly Pinkie Pie dove into it, disappearing into her warping system without a trace. He only had one thing to say:

"Um, I'm afraid to drink this now."

A few minutes later the Main 6 were making their way through the Everfree Forest, Twilight was the first to speak up.

"So, remind me why this place is so dangerous." Twilight asked half-heartedly

"Tha stories go that tha forest is cursed." Applejack began

"Yeah, the clouds, MOVE ON THEIR OWN." Rainbow Dash continued

"The plants grow every which way, darling." Rarity added

"A-a-and the animals, they, they take care of th-themselves." Fluttershy stuttered out in fear

"And EVERYPONY who ever goes in, doesn't come out, FOOORREEEVEER." Pinkie concluded

"Uh-huh, right, well, let's move on, shall we?" Twilight said, forcing the subject to change

They walked in relative silence only a few comments were made

"How long have we been waaalking." Rarity complained, not happy to be amongst dirt

"What do you think caused that explosion? Probably a bomb, I would be pretty disappointed if all we found was just some burnt dirt and scorched trees." Rainbow Dash proposed

"No 'bomb' Equestria has developed is advanced enough to cause an explosion that big, besides, the explosion itself was mostly light, only the princesses can make that much light normally, and they wouldn't add sound to it or perform a spell like that without informing ponies about it. It's an anomaly, a possibly dangerous one at that, who knows, maybe we'll find a technology infused two-legged ape?" Twilight stated simply, laughing at the end.

The other ponies began their various forms of laughter as well, what were the chances of THAT happening? absolutely negligible.

They arrived at a clearing, slightly off center of the middle was a pond with mostly clean, cold water, the ponies were more focused on the patch of scorched grass and dirt in front of it.

"This is weird." said Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity simultaneously

The 3 ponies looked at eachother, then gave their individual reasons why they thought so.

"It's weird because an explosion that big woulda burnt the ground a whole lot more than that." Applejack explained, he knowledge of fire coming from years on the farm, where fire needed to be quickly evaluated and dealt with.

"Also, horrid debris would be launched everywhere, but there is only a scorch mark on the ground, no crater or anything, except a bit of dirt and ash in the water, it looks like somepony tried to drink from the pond while bathing." Rarity added, her eye for detail paying off

"And there is no sign of what caused this, no physical remains, no magic residue, nothing, evidence can't just get up and walk away." Twilight analyzed, her studies informing her as she spoke

"Well girls, the explosion went off here, but we don't know why or what caused it." Rainbow Dash concluded, ending the debate

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

"Did anypony hear that? It sounds like metal on stone, claka-claka-claka." Pinkie lilted

The Main 6 proceeded to gallop in the direction of the loud clacking noise, whatever it was, it was probably the one who caused the mysterious explosion.

They approached a clearing of stony ground and mountain face, in said face was a cave, they peered into it, looking at it's structure, several levels of platforms, and a pool of lava, strange, but far from impossible, though nothing seemed out of place.

"Twilight, nothing is here." One of them whispered

"Well, I guess it was just a feeding animal." Twilight observed after a few minutes

With his one thought concluded, Omega peered over the edge of the platform, and was met with a strange sight

Horse creatures, too small though, perhaps ponies? but, wait, is one of them flying? with WINGS? did I land in a land of mythology? lucky I studied some mythology. Wait, stay focused Omega, yes, definately pony-type creatures, I see a protrusion from the head, wings on the sides, 6 specimens, 2 unicorns, 2 normal ponies, and 2 pegasus..es, pegasuses? pegasuseseseseseses? pegaseeses? Oh wait, it's pegasi, none the less, they lack riders, so they came here of their own curiosity, but wait, then who spoke in the forest back ther-

"Twilight, nothing is here." he heard whispered, as though attempting to be sneaky or private, but failing in the presence of his trained hearing, though quiet, it stopped his train of thought on a dime.

"Well, I guess it was just a feeding animal." a studious sounding voice said, Omega immediately knew that this voice belonged to 'Twilight', whoever that was

"Ya think it was Twi?" another voice, with a southern drawl. Omega immediately liked it, he was a fan of western culture and a southern drawl was enough to win him over a little bit.

"M-maybe it w-was an animal, and f-from the blood stains, it s-seems like a carnivore." a quiet and timid voice this time, either this pony-owner had a talent in polyvocalism, or these pony things were talking, and Omega didn't see any owners around.

"Well whatever it is, it's either completely uncouth for simply bleeding everywhere, or perhaps it didn't even know it was wounded." a posh voice added, Omega didn't like this one at all, posh reminded him of snooty, snooty reminded him of arrogant, and arrogant reminded him of Kary, and Kary, well, he didn't like being dead as much as the next person, and Kary had killed him.

"What kind of silly filly doesn't know when their hurt?" a happy voice, Omega tried to break it down into secondary emotions hiding a truth behind a wall of lies and false joy, but he couldn't, replaying it over and over in his head, he couldn't find anything malicious with it, odd, the sentence itself was off, as though the speaker wasn't speaking right.

"It was probably somepony either dangerous, dumb, or both if they made an explosion." a rough voice, Omega knew he heard all of them, if these ponies were talking, then all 6 of them have spoken, but that voice, if he didn't know any better, better being the fact that Xero wasn't a pony-creature, he would call out to the rough voiced one, he could tell that it's owner was brash, reckless, probably insane with some obsession, and more than likely a speed demon, just like his almost friend/disrespectful subordinate Xero.

He did not want to get into a fight within... his internal clock, like all of his robotic parts, was still shut down from lack of power, his bio-electric energy not enough to keep them online for a usable period of time, he greatly regretted not getting a reactor upgrade before he left, but it would probably be broken when he got here anyways.

Slowly but surely, each pony left, leaving one unicorn, she, he had deduced that it was a she because all 6 voices were distinctly female, even the tomboyish one and the really quiet one.

The unicorn took a step back, revealing herself in the sunlight after previously being backlit, her coat was a soft, light shade of purple, lavender, he recognized. She had a mane and tail that were a very dark blue with a streak of purple and streak of pink in them. Her eyes were weird, not because they took up half her face and were distinctly anime-like, but because they faced the same direction, a sign of mental illness or possibly retardation, he figured the smartest of the ponies had eyes that faced different directions.

He felt conflicted, he needed to inform her of his presence, and figure out if these ponies could talk, but he needed to do it in such a way that she doesn't freak out, he gathered his strength, he jumped up to the higher platform he was hiding behind, now in full view of the purple pony.

"What the? wait, girls, HEY-" she had started, before being cut off

"Shush shush shush" Omega cut in, ending her sentence

"What are you? Wait, can you talk?" Twilight asked calmly, though unsure of his response

"Yes, but don't tell anyone about me, Twilight." Omega said, barely containing his faltering confidence, if the legends were true, unicorns were mages, and he could NOT deal with magic.

"Who are you? How do you know my name?" Twilight querried, catching on to his statement immediately

"My name is Omega, and I know your name because I heard you and your friends, and one of them whispered it, I do not wish to fight, but know this, if you tell your friends about me in my absence, you WILL suffer consequences, I just want to live peacefully, and I will not let anybody stop me." Omega concluded, trying not to sound too aggressive or mentally unstable.

"Um, uh, okay then Omega, I won't tell anypony about you, but I will need to talk to you later, you are a strange creature and I wish to study you, if you don't mind?" Twilight said

"I was going to say the same thing, let me just gather my strength, and maybe we could meet again some time." Omega proposed, his soldierly discipline helping him greatly with coping with the circumstances, he may not know who these ponies are, or why they seem familiar, but he would kill to stay in the clear with them, if they were sentient beings, then they probably have a civilization, society, government, and god only knows what else, but they more than likely were the dominant species here, while he was probably endangered

"I'm not sure, but it's possible." Twilight answered, accepting his offer and putting his mind to a slight ease, after dealing with lies, half-truths, and betrayal all of his cyborg life, he always maintained a constant sense of doubt and caution, but she seemed to trust him, so he let go of his suspicion a little bit.

"I would like that, now get along, your friends must be wondering where you are, come back tomorrow, preferably alone, your friends might not react to me as well as you have." Omega observed and would have documented if his digital memory was still online, he internally sighed at the inconvienence.

"OH right, I'll talk to you tomorrow?" Twilight blurted out, visibly ready to gallop off to get back to her friends.

"Sure thing Twilight, tomorrow." Omega replied, chuckling softly at her enthusiasm.

With that, Twilight galloped off to rejoin her friends who were probably looking for her, Omega waited, counted to 60, and then turned back to the area that would be his laboratory. He ran a bare hand through his dirty hair as he looked, mapped, and thought.

Good thing I learned how to do all of that science fuckery while I was still employed, I could build a whole laboratory to make my armor and weapons, design a warehouse to store materials and supplies, and whatever else I need.
Almost everything, I need a team, I'm a leader, a damn good one at that, but I can't do everything alone.
That can come later though, I need to get myself situated first.

*drip drip drip*

I'm bleeding, aren't I? Yep, bleeding, I probably looked WAY too dangerous during my conversation with Twilight, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Twilight ran faster than she ever had before, she had encountered a possibly alien creature, and had agreed to talk to it, she was surprised her false confidence didn't visibly falter, Omega seemed nice enough, though possibly mortally dangerous, she would have to get a shield spell ready to use in case it attacked.

Him, not it. she thought, it was male, at least from what she could tell, his face was a cross, with thin lines for his eyes and mouth, but what was apparent in his bio-structure was what made it obvious, she couldn't see any physical signs of mammary glands and the torso was mostly flat, and the voice was only slightly higher pitch than that of Big Macintosh, which was still very deep, masculine formation of the body, chiseled jawline, short hair, it all fit. Omega was a male.

She still worried though, while he didn't look dangerous, per se, he WAS bleeding, but most fleshwounds bled, he said a few dangerous things, but he could be trying to look tougher than he was in order to avoid a fight, he was wearing a few broken plates of armor, but he could have been a knight of some sort, the intelligence factor was the key to a full understanding, she didn't know how advanced his race was, she would have to wait and prepare for their meeting tomorrow.

Twilight had returned home, and prepared a set of materials to analyze Omega, science was calling, and she was hellbent on answering.

She would have to wait, she had to sleep, and hope that this mysterious stallion wasn't nocturnal.

Author's Note

So, this is the first chapter, I'll admit, I'm new at writing, even when I have it all in my head, I have trouble getting it typed up in a sensible way.
I highly recommend watch the Xionic Madness series for a better understanding of Omega and, if you like action, some good entertainment as well
This starts off the day before the events of 'The Ticket Master'
The lack of reactions from Omega comes from being an awesome soldier and having dealt with emotions so thoroughly before that he no longer has much reaction, the super-smart science part of his mind is just so it's logical that he eventually recovers his armor and weapons, because he will.
The lack of reactions from Twilight comes from being not allowed time to freak out before her panic is replace with enthusiastic science and studying.
Again, my first official writing, many scenes were scrapped or put into storage for future use, I rewrote several parts, tried a few formats, and attempted to keep the word repitition to a minimum, any natural skill is from personal literacy and vigorous studying of successful stories.
Have a nice day.

Friendship is Magic, and Magic can power Machines

"Omega?" Twilight asked, her voice filled with confusion and disbelief.

"Ugh, what?" Omega said, his head hurting from the sudden energy influx, he turned around to look at her.

"I'm sorry I didn't come back to talk, but I didn't think you would come and try to find me, what are you doing here?" Twilight querried, not noticing his discomfort

"I didn't come to look for you, I've been working, I needed some food, so I went out looking, that's when I found this orchard. What are you doing here though? Do you live here?" Omega answered, his head having stopped hurting from his robot parts turning on without regulation, he needed to know something.

"No, my friend Applejack lives here, this is her farm." Twilight said simply, her minor disbelief having gone.

"Farm, eh. Does she speak like this?" Omega prodded, asking his question in a southern drawl.

"Yes, actually, are you making fun of her?" Twilight asked, a bit upset that Omega might be mocking her friend without even meeting her.

"No, not at all, I'm a huge fan a western culture, that's why I asked, I think me and Applejack would get along fine, what are you doing here though? I doubt you would visit her from the Evil Woods." Omega prodded again, wanting to know more.

"Evil Woods? You mean the Everfree Forest? I don't live there, if that's what you're asking. I live at the town library, I'm all the way out here because I realized I left something in the orchard, me and my friends helped Applejack with applebuck season."

"With, what?" Omega asked in minor disbelief, not sure if he had heard he correctly, cleaning out his ears and cringing at the dark yellow substance he removed, a sign of poor hygiene.

"Applebuck season, that's what they call harvesting time, and I didn't see you before that because I had a conundrum with tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala, which, before you ask, is the biggest, fanciest party of the year. It takes place in Canterlot, capitol of Equestria, the country we live in." Twilight stated intelligently, answering each question Omega would have asked but immediately after didn't need to.

"Sounds like you ponies have a pretty advanced society, one quick question though." Omega complimented, though needing even more information.

"Sure, what is it?" Twilight said, happy to inform this confused stallion.

"Can you do magic with that horn?"

"Yes, I'm actually Princess Celestia's personal protege in the arts of magic."

"I see, well, that's all I wanted to know. Do you have any questions for me?"

"YES, I've actually got my notebook with pre-written questions on it. I was planning on coming back to see you today and ask them, but being here works too." Twilight proclaimed excitedly, if there was one thing she liked more than informing the uninformed, it was learning.

"Okay, empty the clip." Omega chuckled, that line was an extension of using 'shoot' as a way to approve questioning, he used it whenever someone had a LOT of questions.

"What does that mean?"

"It's just another way of saying 'go ahead and ask your questions', alright?"

"Alright! so, let's see, what is your full name, if Omega is just a first name?" she started, sitting down on her haunches as Omega laid with his back against a tree.

"It's just Omega, my real name was lost when they started the project."

"What project?"

"The 'Omega' Project, they needed someone big, tough, and strong for the program, and I was the top candidate, afterwards, I was called Omega and was the leader of my own squad of soldiers."

'So he IS a knight, and a commander at that, interesting.' she thought, writing quickly with her magic.

"What did the Project entail, exactly?" she asked

"Genetic Engineering, Cybernetic Implantation, and being put into a higher regard by the company, eventually I recieved a suit of highly advanced armor." he answered, the company had him in a high enough regard to make custom weapons for him, at least until the betrayal.

"So you were part of a company, not the military?"

"Yes, the company did some gnarly stuff, both the good and bad kinds."

"Did you have to, *gulp* kill?"

"Yes, a goddamn lot of people, not animals, no, this wasn't for food, this was for power."

"You kill animals for food?"

"Yes, as well as farming for food, we humans are omnivores, we eat any substance that won't kill us, and any animal that doesn't kill us first, which is a lot of animals, as we are the dominant species on my planet."

"Okay, you just answered a few questions I was about to ask, so, next question, does your species fight a lot?"

"Yes, enough fighting for at least 1 war per century, maybe 2 or 3 wars, and we've been roaming around for several thousands of years."

"That's a lot of fighting, what were your people fighting over?"

"Eh, new characters, new costumes, new props, same play."

"Your people have theater?"

"Yes, after we got over most of our differences, and establishing our dominance, we developed many things, entertainment, luxury, electricity, big one, electricity is, even making copies of ourselves with machinery, something that I don't really like much anymore." his voice took on a sad tone at this.

"You have machinery? What are the most advanced machines your people have made?"

"Myself and my former team." he stated simply.

"...... what?" she said, full of disbelief.

"It's true, I'm and my former friends are the most advanced machines my people have made, we're cyborgs, part human, part machine, made for destruction."

"You're part machine?"

"Yes, that's why I asked if you could do magic, because humans can't do magic, there have been many who tried to perform it, tried to philosophize it, but none have done it, you see, when you approached, my robot parts activated, I think magic has the same frequency as electricity, because it sure as hell works."

"Magic works the same as your electricity, hmm."

"Yep, that's what I've gathered, and I think it might be beneficia-" he stopped.

"Beneficial? I can see why you would think that, and maybe you're right, but, why did you stop talking?"

He had stopped because he had been going through his memories, trying to find out why Twilight looked so familiar, despite having seen her twice, when he found it, a memory.

It was christmas time in the human world, and the members of Bolverk Squad were at their company issued apartment, a fancy place with all of the utilities, clean, big, and nice, with marble floors, plush carpets, advanced facilities, and some nice walls and ceilings too. They had ordered a pizza for Christmas dinner, too lazy to cook and too hungry to not eat, luckily several places were open because the owners and employees did not celebrate the holiday, but that was okay, they had their differences of belief but that didn't make them any less human.

After hanging up the phone after ordering, Omega announced it was present time. and everyone took turns handing out their gifts

Askad had given everyone something that they, he had gotten Kary a pair of cool glasses, with silver frames and green tinted lenses, almost the same as his but his had yellow tinted lenses, for Xero, the demolitionist/intelligence officer had gotten a bottle of Starcraft themed hot sauce, as the ninja liked both the game and spicy foods, and for Omega, the SCO had bought an artist pallet, a set of paints, and a canvas sized note book, Omega liked painting.

Kary had tried, at least, she was still in early stages or development and wasn't sure what to get everyone, she got Askad a glass ball filled with water and plutonium, which equaled out to a high-power-low-tech bomb, where she got the glass, none of them knew, for Xero, she got an obsidian framed monocle on a bladed chain, because Xero was both british, a ninja, and also liked dark colors, and for Omega, whom she had had a Guardian Crush on, which was love of someone because they protect you, she had bought him a book of poetry, with half of a page for a written and half for and half for writing you own, Omega also liked poetry.

Xero had half-assed it, he got Askad an orange kevlar lab coat, Kary a bottle of blade oil for her glove, and Omega a pack of British blend cigarettes and a pack of Japanese blend cigarettes, along with a picture of Xero flipping him off, Omega really liked smoking, and the picture was funny.

Omega put a bit more heart into his gifts, He got Askad a radio upgrade, he had pitched in to the luxury developers of the armors for it to be made faster. He bought Xero a box of tea from Britain and another from Japan, the whole team had a joke about Xero being British and trained in Japanese martial arts, but Kary, well, that was a tough one.

He had searched the internet for something that a young girl would like, because he liked her, and she liked him, he found a TV show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, probably the girliest thing in the world, but he watched it, he had bought both seasons 1 and 2 for her, not all three as the third was not for disc purchase, and stored the data in his robot brain parts, the human parts having somewhat repressed it, he had watched every single episode, and enjoyed them, he didn't regret it.

Even when that asshole cashier made fun of him for buying it, not believing his soldierly affiliation or the fact he was buying it for someone else, he kicked that bastard right in the crotch, probably fractured his pelvis, then shot him between his eyes, the higher-ups pulled some strings for him after they found out the victim was part of Bio-Int., nobody who he didn't know mocked him and got away with it, Omega was big on pride and maintaining rightful ownership of that pride.

But he knew who Twilight was, because he had seen the events of this world happen, and he wondered if they would change because he was here.

Omega blinked at his name being called.

"OMEGA!" Twilight almost shouted, poking him in the face with a hoof.

"WHAT?" Omega almost shouted back in surprise.

"You just sort of, shut down for a minute, what happened?"

"Oh, I just got lost in thought for a minute, I was answering your questions, and I said magic was beneficial, your magic powered up my robot parts, but my body battery isn't repaired and back in my body yet, so if you get out of range of me, they'll shut down, and if they do that while I'm conscious, I could get really hurt, so to avoid that, could you come with me, back to my lab?"

"You built a laboratory in that cave?"

"Yes, can you just follow me?"

"Um, sure, after I find what I lost."

"I can help you with that," he said as they started walking through the orchard. "What did you lose?."

"My special reading glasses, they have magic that can translate other languages into equish."

"Equish?"

"Yeah, the language we're, kind of, speaking right now."

"I was under the impression that we were speaking english."

"English, eh? It could be that we're speaking two different languages that are identical in all but name."

"Sounds logical." Omega said as he turned on his scanners, changing the matter code from it's usual 'blood' setting to glass. Everything became slightly darker, and whatever was made of glass would appear bright and glowing.

They walked for a few minutes before finding the glasses, 20 feet away from a path through the middle of the empty apple orchard, Omega became cautious at the sight of the path.

"Where does that path lead?" he interrogated

"One way leads to town, the other leads to the farm house, calm down Omega, you're not in your world anymore, nopony wants to hurt you."

"*sigh* I know, it's just secondary instinct, you know?"

"Okay, just try to stay calm and collected, okay Omega?"

"*sigh* Okay."

They entered the cave to the sound of the low rumbling of machinery, Omega felt proud of his creation, he had done something right, besides killing people, he always killed people right.

Going to his pot of water, he removed the pot from the heat, and then removed the meat from the pot, he began eating ravenously after assuring Twilight that he did not, in fact, eat ponies.

" *chew* Nobody I know *nom* eats pony meat *bite* only the sick and twisted do that *nom nom* and I'm both, but I don't do that *chew chew bite bite nom nom swallow*. "

"O-okay." Twilight said, keeping her distance

"Don't be like that, I'm just fucking starving, I usually don't eat like this."

"Um, okay, Omega, I believe you."

"See there, trust, an important part of interaction, we may just be friends yet Miss Twilight."

"Don't call me 'Miss', it's doesn't sound right."

"Just trying to be formal."

With that, he moved the meat that he didn't eat to the sustaining chamber he built to keep it fresh, it tasted like a mixture of sirloin and angus, 2 very high quality meats.

"If you don't eat ponies, where'd that meat come from?"

"A manticore that I killed, gutted, burned, drained, and just ate part of."

"You killed a MANTICORE? HOW?"

"I just shot it in the head about 8 times."

"You have a bow?"

"No, techincally yes, but, I used a gun."

"A gun? What's that?" she said, now curious of this device

"If you know cannons, it's like a small, handheld version of that."

"So you used a Hand-Cannon?"

"No, I don't have one of those, I have this."

He showed her the Ballistic Glove, its 3 barrels shiny and painted with black and yellow caution stripes.

"Metal caution tape?"

"No, these are gun barrels, hold on."

He expanded the Ballistica off of his glove, turning back into it's full form, he showed it to her, and demonstrated by firing at a wooden target he had also built.

A bang sounded out and 3 circular holes were punched through the dummy.

"Wow, that's amazing, such power, and in such a small size, do you have more of those?" she asked in amazement

"I used to have a lot, but they were lost, this is just an SMG, which stands for sub-machine gun, it's actually of low power compared to the others."

"What about that sword looking bow on your back?"

"This?" he brought forth the Light Arrow

"Yeah."

"This is the Light Arrow, it's like a bow and a double blade, it's actually not supposed to be mine, but I made it mine."

"What do you mean?"

"it's DNA locked technology, I re-locked it to my DNA."

"Oh, well, um, it's looks cool."

"Yeah it does, now then, do you have any light spells?"

"Yes, why, do you need light?"

"No, I need to cut my hair, OF COURSE I need light." he said, laughing

"Okay, here." she giggled and cast out a light spell

Omega looked at the dark part of the cave, and found it, lithium, the last component he needed for his battery repair.

After mining out the ore in the magical light, he moved from machine to machine, refining it, purifying it to weapons grade, adding it to the components, and constructing the repaired battery.

"Voila, my battery, now, Twilight, I need to charge it up, do you think you could just, do some lightning magic on it?"

"Sure thing." she cast out some magical lightning to the battery after Omega put it into his body, the symbol of the front lit up.

"Good, that magic is useful, we don't have talking ponies or magic where I come from."

"If you don't have ponies, then why do you have a shoe on your battery?" she said, pointing to the glowing greek symbol

"That? That's a foriegn symbol, it literally means Omega, which is why I have it, because that's my name, as for the shape, he have horses, large, unintelligent forms of ponies, all they do is neigh, eat, and poop."

"That's gross, but the symbol thing is neat."

"Yeah, it is. Well Twilight, it was nice talking to you again, but you should head home, it's almost sunset."

"Oh! Okay, well Omega, it was nice to see you again, anything else that you or I should know before I leave?"

"Yeah, come back tomorrow, and please, make it tomorrow, and not a week from now, I want to see that town." he requested, chuckling, he asked even though he already knew.

"Alright Omega, I'll see you tomorrow, and I'll introduce you to Ponyville." she accepted, giggling a little.

"Thanks."

"Goodbye."

"Goodbye, Twilight."

And with that, the purple mare left.

Omega laid down on his leather-bound, sand filled matress, before sleep overtook him, one last thought ran through his now powered head.

'Wait? Ponyville? How unoriginal.'

Author's Note

AWWW YEEEAH another update, I love this story and I love you, the viewers

So, magic can be converted into electricity? Why? I felt like it, that's why, also, Omega threatened me with one of the weapons I'm developing for him, so, yeah, I changed some reality and made magic be able to power electrical machines.

Have a nice day, see you next chapter.

P.S. Chapters are named alternatingly on weapon names, and learnings, next chapter is a weapon chapter, and it's called "I don't hold a grudge very well"

Darkness and Light through the glass

Omega was quickly working, it had been a month since the events of the wedding, fall had started, after the discovery of the crystals in the cave, Omega sent mining droids to test them, he had made an almost frightening discovery.

When heated to a certain temperature, the crystals acted like non-explosive anti-matter, disintegrating themselves and an equal mass of whatever else on contact, after cross-analyzing the temperature they had to be above, he found that the range was well within common bullet temperatures, he had upgraded the Pownder, changed to just Powder, to fire 5mm diameter 20mm length spitter rounds of the stuff, the crystals could easily be shaped into bullets and the scraps could be ground up and formed into bullets with a bit of bonding fluid, the large box magazine held 6000 rounds, so he could fire continuously for 10 minutes, effectively erasing his target from existence.

He teleported to Canterlot again to see the progress on the mining process, only a dozen of the large crystals had been extracted and processed, yet the droids had made enough rounds for 100 magazines, he would not run out of bullets anytime soon.

Teleporting back, he upgraded his Ballistic Nightmare again, the rounds would be heated to white hot, and the blades could cut through tank plating with great ease. He wasn't sure why he kept improving his gear when his enemies barely stood a chance against him with only one Judgement Blade, his normal Ballistic Nightmares, and his Power armor.

'It's because I want to make sure that I can save everypony.' he remembered, he cared for the ponies very deeply, he did not want to see them get hurt, speaking of which, he needed to see his sister.

Teleporting to Ponyville again, dismissing the Ballistic Nightmares and summoning the Speed suit, he took to the skies to find his sister, she would often fly very close to Ponyville air-space, peering throughout the blue expanse, he found her, practicing her moves for the upcoming Best Young Flier's competition, it was starting to get close, about 6 weeks away, the middle of winter.

Rainbow Dash would not be participating this year, as she was now 20, and the age requirements were 12-19, Scootaloo was just within that range, having turned 12 at the end of July, she had been improving herself greatly, Rainbow Dash often lacked motivation without a challenge, Scootaloo was working herself hard, Omega was full of pride about his little sister's achievements, he once speedometer scanned her going 700mph, very close to Mach 1, the speed of sound.

Watching the small orange filly zooming through the sky, pulling off expert level tricks with ease, and going break-everything-in-your-body speeds, he wasn't worried though, with the air resistance and her own ability and perception, she wouldn't crash if left unopposed.

He jetted off to someplace else, feeling importance rising.

What would happen today?

"Sister, I will NOT abandon Twilight Sparkle without my own reason, your reasons mean NOTHING!" Luna protested.

It was dark inside the throne-room, often used for court, the only light shone down along the center carpet, showing Luna standing in the middle of the room, facing Celestia, who was staring Luna down from her perch on the throne.

"You will get rid of her, she no longer deserves to traverse the path of ascension." Celestia demanded, her voice was dripping with malice and blood.

"I refuse, she still as potential, and I'm not giving up on her, so DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEM WITH HER, AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!" Luna argued, shouting and desperate.

"I will not simply 'deal with it', she has been tainted by Omega, both of them will be executed." Celestia revealed.

"You cannot hope to execute Twilight, and even less so Omega, he will protect her, he will come after you and he will kill you in blazing fury and cold blood." Luna warned, the scary part was, it was true, the sisters may have been ageless, but they were far from immortal.

"He will not succeed, and Twilight will pay for what she did, regardless of how much Omega or yourself will protect her." Celestia had flared up her magic.

"You will do NO SUCH THING, Twilight is innocent, she was desperate, something that YOU seem to have forgotten the meaning of, YOU were too busy with STUPID SHIT to CARE ABOUT HER, YOU turned her AWAY without a SECOND THOUGHT, YOU did not TAKE HER CONCERNS SERIOUSLY, THIS is EXACTLY like.... like..." Luna trailed off, the tears were coming in waterfalls now.

"I will banish you if you continue to try to change the way I have things working." Celestia threatened, her magic was aimed at her little sister, ready to blast the midnight-blue alicorn.

"THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE I BECAME NIGHTMARE MOON!!!" Luna screamed, using her most powerful royal canterlot voice, the force of the sound threatened to break the building around them.

Celestia was shocked silent, her magic died out, she simply sat there, unmoving, unblinking, and probably unbreathing.

"That is EXACTLY what you said before I became Nightmare Moon, you were mad that mother had left us, you couldn't deal with your own problems, and YOU TOOK IT OUT ON ME, ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE RECOGNITION, BUT NO, BOOM, TO THE MOON WITH YOU LUNA." the younger princess was now imitating her white coated sister.

"Oh but SHIT, I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH, I SHOULD HAVE DEALT WITH MY PROBLEMS, you thought at NO POINT, I'LL JUST BANISH MY FLESH AND BLOOD SISTER for wanting some attention, you acted without thinking, NOT EVEN FROM MYSELF, BUT FROM OUR SUBJECTS, OUR, NOT MINE, SHE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A PRINCESS OF EQUESTRIA AS I AM, you ALSO thought at NO POINT, YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, HOW CAN YOU DEAL WITH EVERYPONY ELSE'S?" Luna was ranting.

"Luna, I..." Celestia's voice was weak, pitiful.

"THINGS USED TO BE SIMPLE, AFTER WE BEAT DISCORD WITH THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, we were HAPPY, things were HAPPY AND SIMPLE, but then, THEN WE TOOK CONTROL OVER THE PASSING OF TIME, OVER DAY AND NIGHT, MOTHER LEFT US though, THROUGH THE YEARS you became a SHELL OF YOURSELF, NIGHTMARE MOON didn't come BECAUSE I REFUSED TO LOWER THE MOON, it came BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO RAISE THE SUN, I TRIED to HELP, TRIED TO RAISE THE SUN MYSELF, I WASN'T READY AT THE TIME, you had FORSAKEN ME, our COUNTRY, BECAUSE YOU HAD ABANDONMENT ISSUES, you would not DO YOUR DUTY, the one THAT NOPONY or ANY OTHER CREATURE COULD DO. I am MORE FIT to RUN this country than YOU, you TRIED TO KEEP CONTROL, despite your INABILITY TO DO SO, I TRIED to HELP YOU, TRIED to HELP you SEE, HELP you SEE that you had PONIES THAT CARED ABOUT YOU, and ALL THIS, ALL THIS HAPPENED, because YOU COULDN'T LET GO, you couldn't LET GO OF THAT WHITE COATED RED MANED MARE we called a MOTHER, YOU CAN'T FIX ANYTHING, SO STEP DOWN, I'll do it MYSELF." Luna ranted, though every point she made was true

"Luna, I, please..." Celestia sounded helpless, weak, defeated.

"You will NOT oppose MY decision, or SO HELP ME, I will MAKE MYSELF an ONLY CHILD!" Luna threatened.

"Luna, I, please, I..." Celestia's voice was meek, she could barely talk.

"I will teach young Twilight Sparkle MY OWN WAY, and my first decree is that she will help with the Crystal Kingdom and King Sombra problem, I have faith in her, something that you and I OBVIOUSLY do not have in common." Luna announced.

"Go ahead, Luna, I will not oppose you." Celestia accepted, she sounded completely defeated.

Luna stopped for a few seconds, the words sunk in.

"That is what I thought, now, if you need me." Luna said, summoning a dark looking book "I'll be working on the magical coronation ritual, Twilight will be joining us, and the preparation steps are in this book." Luna said, trotting out of the throne room.

Celestia only sighed, she knew she was in the wrong, there was no denying this fact nor attempting to change the state of affairs, she stood, stretched, the remainder of the bones in her wings had been surgically removed, the pegasus magic gland was still there, she could walk on clouds, but it was practically useless if she could not get to them.

She walked slowly out of the throne room, she would listen to her sister, she would deal with her problems, the first step was to acknowledge them. It would be hard, but she would do it, for herself, and for the sake of Equestria.

Luna would have to be in charge now, but the younger princess had ironically sky-rocketed her interaction skill level by dealing with not only nobles, but all social classes of ponies, Luna was 10 times more sociable than herself despite the 1000 year gap.

The solar princess teleported to her bedchambers, she would acknowledge her problems in her sleep, she was completely exhausted in every possible way anyways.

Luna took her Solar Deity power, Celestia didn't oppose, she didn't even deserve it in the first place, Luna would take care of everything, her sister had a tendency of doing that.

Twilight and Omega were talking, they were at the library, just sitting next to eachother on the couch, talking.

They stopped when they heard the distinctive sound of Spike coughing up a letter, the little dragon entered the room with the strange scroll in tow.

Rather than tannish paper and black ink, like Celestia, Luna sent dark blue scrolls with silver colored ink, Twilight levitated the scroll over and opened it.

To my Personal Student Twilight,

I have discovered a great mystery, one older than the Nightmare Moon incident, has uncovered itself, the Crystal Empire, long forgotten to the history books, has reappeared in Equestria's arctic north, I request that you and your friends, as well as Omega and Spike for support, come to Canterlot castle for further information.

I have already ordered the Friendship Express to pick you all up on Royal Order.

Signed, Her Majestic Highness,
Princess Luna of Equestria.

"Interesting, a lost kingdom has reappeared for the first time in more than a millenium, well, Omega, Spike, time to get ready for a trip." Twilight directed the 2 males, Omega stood up and Spike followed the tall man to the train station.

Twilight simply sent a message to the rest of the Mane 6, the conveniences of cybernetics ran wide and deep, the whole group was informed in a hundredth of the time it would take to go out, find, and talk to just one of them..

The whole group inbound on the train station, Twilight quickly tested her warping system by summoning the Grudge, tactical evasive round sniper rifle, and the Choker, poison gas round pistol, they summoned just fine, she dismissed the weapons and made her way to the train station.

The Mane 6, Spike, and Omega rode the short train-ride to Canterlot, luckily there were 2 stations in Canterlot, one near the southernmost end, and the other right next to the castle, the latter being the one at which the train stopped, the group exited and made their way into the castle, Omega taking a detour to the soldier area.

Twilight was several meters in front of the others, she entered the door to the throne room, which immediately closed itself, the other 5 were locked out.

Luna sat on the throne, reading a black covered book, the dark alicorn lowered the book after a few seconds, looking to her student.

"Ah, Twilight, nice to see you've arrived, please, come forward." the lunar princess greeted.

"Luna, it's wonderful to be here and to see you again, I would love to stay and chat, but I'm here to acquire further information on my assignment." Twilight greeted, getting right to the point.

"Right, now then, you know about something that everypony calls, someone's 'dark-side'?" Luna querried.

"Yes, everypony has a dark-side, their light-side is when they are in control of themselves, the dark side comes out when they lose control, the things that their light-side demeanor would restrain them from doing would become very accomplishable when the dark-side breaks free, and their minds are hard to bring back to the light." Twilight answered.

"Correct, now you see, not just ponies, or any living being, have dark-sides, even things like buildings and rocks and the air have dark-sides, but the point is, is that you will need to know a certain spell to help you on your mission, and I will teach you it." Luna explained.

"You must channel all of the negative energy inside of you, energy that not even the Elements of Harmony can remove, it is part of being alive to have this energy inside of you, it is what drives our survival, channel this energy and focus it into the environment." Luna explained, her horn lit up with magic, the aura, rather than the normal dark blue or raging starry sky pattern, was black, she fired it at a crystal on the ground, a crystal Twilight didn't notice before, it was a beautiful light maroon color, but it turned black with the magic, the marble floor around it turned to gray stone and a bit of ore.

"This crystal is from the empire, it is a useful material that, if used correctly, can alter the nature of the space it touches by reverting the time around it, this castle was, in the past, not here, part of the mountain was dug out to make room and stability for the whole city, the crystal has reverted the time of the space it touches to show the past." Luna explained.

The dark alicorn levitated the crystal, the air it touched turned to stone, she moved it around, leaving a trail of magically suspended stone behind it, she turned the crystal back to light, all of the changes reverted.

"It can be dangerous, but you must find the cause of the suffering of the crystal ponies, and using this spell, you can change the area around you to the past, when King Sombra was in rule, and see what differences are there, it's a game of alternating space, you can even reverse age if you can utilize it correctly." Luna debriefed.

"I see, that can be useful." Twilight responded, focusing the magic like Luna instructed and waving around the time-reverting object around, then removing the energy and reversing the time-space changes.

"Now then, you're ready, one last thing before you leave." Luna said.

"What would that be?" Twilight asked.

"Shining Armor and Cadance are at the crystal kingdom, as Cadance is it's ruler, I just thought you should know." Luna informed.

"Right, thank you, I'll be looking forward to seeing them." Twilight replied with gratitude, turning to leave.

The lavender mare left, Luna gave a 'good luck' while she was still in ear-shot, Twilight made her way quickly to the northern end of Canterlot, where the group had agreed to rendezvous, she found all but Omega there.

"Where's Omega?" Twilight asked as she came up to the group.

"He said something about preparing a transport." Pinkie Pie answered.

"How could he organize a transport?" Twilight skepticised.

Suddenly, the Mane 6 and Spike heard the loud sound of a moving machine, they turned to see it.

The dark red car, with neon orange rims, dark gray hood and roof, super thick front, blindingly bright yellow lights, amber orange windows and windshield, capable of going 777mph, faster than the speed of sound, the front grill had a large dark red omega-symbol on it, and a glowing orange one on the dark gray hood, it was a weapon Omega never really used for fighting as it was very heavy and hard to carry around quickly, it was known as the 'Rider', the Joy Rider and the Gatrev had been renamed and combined into the Joy Love, as the models for the weapons were upgraded forms of the Joy Filly and the Joy Colt, thus, mare and stallion, thus, love.

Driving up to the group of 7, Omega stopped the car, the edge of Canterlot city was less than 50 meters away.

"I have the transport." Omega greeted.

"Wow, it looks even cooler than before." Dash praised, gliding around the automobile and gazing at it's parts.

"Right, so, Twilight, what's the situation with the Crystal Kingdom?" Omega querried.

"As it stands right now, same shit-different setting, I found a book about it and downloaded its information, we have to find a relic called the 'Crystal Heart' and save the Crystal Kingdom from a big and powerful evil that threatens to shroud the land in darkness." Twilight explained.

"It certainly sounds like same shit-different setting." Applejack observed, the others agreed.

"Right, get in, Twilight will be with me up front, don't worry about the drop, I added a function that makes the car fly." Omega directed, the group of 7 piled into the powerful vehicle and got comfortable, Twilight sat up front with Omega.

"Wait, did you say the car can fly?" the lavender unicorn querried.

"Yep, don't worry, I tested it." Omega assured her.

The automobile backed up about 100 meters, and Omega hit it the gas, the car drove fast, when it reached 111 mph in 4 seconds, Omega flipped a switch, outside the car, a pair of wings extended from the back seat doors and the exhaust pipes became jet thrusters.

The car was now a car-jet, and it was flying towards the Crystal Kingdom at close to the speed of sound.

5 minutes later, the vehicle ploughed through the 'light-only' forcefield and began flying over the Crystal Kingdom, Omega let off of the gas entirely, the impossibly strong vehicle began to descend, it would crash into and most likely straight through the Crystal Castle, Omega focused his warping energy and dismissed the car suddenly, Omega, Dash, and Fluttershy acted quickly, Omega caught Twilight and Applejack, Dash caught Spike and Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy caught Rarity, the group slowed their descent to a gentle stop on a balcony with a muzzle-agaped Shining Armor looking out.

Letting themselves down light, the group stood calm, letting their beats per minute slow to normal rates, Omega looked at the shocked white stallion.

"What? No dive score?" the red haired male joked.

"That was, I, wow, that was incredibly stupid and awesome at the same time." the blue haired male responded, his muzzle still agape.

"I see, so, nice to see ya Shiny." Omega said to the stallion, walking past him and into the wide open room beyond.

The Mane 6 greeted the crystal prince as they passed, all that was left was Twilight.

"Hey bro, nice to see you again." Twilight greeted her sibling.

"Let me guess, part of 'black operations transport-procedure'?" Shining guessed.

"No, part of 'black operations having-some-fucking-fun'." Twilight corrected, trotting past her brother and bumping him with her flank.

"Get in here and help us with the situation." she instructed, the white stallion followed.

"Right." Shining replied, Twilight seemed much less professional and more forceful, a bit brash, and very playful.

The group entered, Twilight saw Cadance sitting at the throne, looking exhausted with her horn aglow with magic, Twilight rushed forward to greet the pink alicorn.

"Cadance!" Twilight greeted happily.

"Twilight!" Cadance greeted, happy but tired.

The two mares got close to one another, they were about the same build at this point, slim and attractive, but strong and powerful, they did the song and dance.

"Sunshine Sunshine,
Ladybugs awake,
Clap your hooves,
and do a little shake." the two mares sang, going through the motions, ending with a wiggling of their flanks, resuming their normal stances, they giggled at eachother and hugged.

"We really need to meet up when the fate of Equestria isn't hanging in the balance." they said to eachother simulataneously.

"Well darlings, we're here for a mission, so, what do we need to do to save the day?" Rarity brought the conversation back on track.

"Well, we need to set up the permanant defense, the Crystal Heart is the centerpiece for an evil-destroying aura that covers the Crystal Empire.

"Right, anythin' else?" Applejack asked.

"Yes, the Crystal Empire supposedly is supposed to be happy, and the citizens happiness fuels the Crystal Heart, keeping the evil out and keeping the citizens happy, so it's a circle of cause and effect." Shining continued.

"Did, did you just say that the Crystal Heart runs on happiness?" Omega querried, twitching slightly.

"Not exactly, but it was heavily implied." Shining answered.

"I thought so." Omega said, twitching much more noticeably.

"Is there something wrong? I just said that the defense of the nation is fueled by happine-" Shining was cut off.

"THAT'S IT, I'M DONE, I'M FUCKING DONE, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS SHIT THAT STAYS SAFE BECAUSE OF POSITIVE EMOTIONS, I'M FUCKING DONE, BYE, I'M FIXING THIS PROBLEM MY WAY!" Omega shouted suddenly, equipping the Speed suit and flying away.

"What the hell just happened?" half of the group asked in confusion.

"I have no idea." Twilight replied, unsure of her mate's sudden outburst of rage.

<<bullshit-free transition

Omega flew away fast, he ascended the tower to sit at the top, he was NOT going to deal with this.

"I can't fucking believe it, ANOTHER THING that gets power from positive emotions, first the EoH with peace, then Chrysalis with love, and now the Crystal Heart wiht happiness, what next? An alicorn-ification spell that runs on success?" Omega ranted.

He could not deal with the bullshit of an aura field that ran on happiness, where was the blood powered engine? The fire fueled rockets of cataclysm? Anything that was dark or violent but still on the side of good.

"*sigh* Where did I fly to even?" he asked himself, he got up and lookd around, he found the one, the only, the source of his current rage, the motherfucking Crystal Heart

"Well, they can have their shit." Omega said, walking over and taking the heart out of the air.

Suddenly dark crystals shot up from the ground, locking him in.

Or so King Sombra thought.

"Nice try, stupid cunt." Omega said, punching his way through the crystal, with shattered with his Ballistic Nightmare's secondary fire, called the 'Inter-continental Missile Punch'

The crystal shattered on impact, luckily it wasn't the same crystal from the Canterlot mines, because if it was, he could have just lost a hand.

Walking out of the dark crystal entrapment, Omega found another larger one ringing around the entire gazebo-like area, he destroyed all of the crystals, and sat down, he would wait.

Omega just sat there, Crystal Heart in hand, and waited.

Getting an altitude check, he was in the thermosphere, so high up that the temperature could reach up to 1500 degrees celcius, but the magic of the gazebo thing kept him safe, he could see both all of the horizons from here, he waited, he could tell something was going to happen, besides the whole 'King Sombra is going to fuck shit up' thing.

He waited.

The Mane 6 were looking through the library, trying to find a history book.

"I found it, I found it!" Pinkie suddenly starting singing, as though she had won a contest, Twilight took the book and brought the group to the main intel room, she had downloaded map information into her memory banks and knew where everything was, at least in modern day.

"So, the Crystal Fair, it's how the Crystal Ponies became happy in order to power the Crystal Heart and defend the Crystal Empire." Twilight explained briefly.

"That's a hell-of-a lot of 'Crystal'." Dash observed uselessly.

"Yes, yes it is, so, food, fashion, jousting, floogle-horn, fun, I've sent all the files to your data-banks, so GET TO IT!" Twilight commanded, the other 5 saluted and went on to fulfill their duties.

Twilight sighed in relief, she would have to get the Crystal Heart, wherever it was.

First she thought about all of the possible places it could be, it had to be in the castle, the most important thing had to be at the highest point, she teleported back to Canterlot, she was very able to do that at this point.

Luna had taken full responsibility while Celestia recovered, taking the 'Solar Deity' magic force from the white alicorn, the dark princess held full control of the sky, she felt full of energy from the magic she held, her mane taking on several shades of blue alongside it's starry appearance, the stars themselves being all sorts of different colors, court was in session, not legal court, of course, it was diplomacy court.

A boring pony representative from Germaney, Adhoof Hitler, was going on and on about his plans for Steurope, another representative, the pony leader of Great Brimain, Winston Churfill, was arguing with him, joining them were Benito Mussaddlini, the pony leader of the masculinist country Istaly on Adhoof's side, and Joseph Stalion, the bear leader of the proud and strong country of Bearussia, on Winston's side.

Luna watched them go at it, the leader of Equestria diplomacy, Flanklin D. Roosevelt, broke up the arguing by bucking Adhoof upside the head, the leader of Japone, Hirocuto, slashed Flanklin in the side with a katana, the wounded unicorn diplomat retreated, Churfill, being a pegasus, dive-bombed Hirocuto and punched him in the neck, Flanklin returned with a bright green rage-enhanced spell charged up, Joseph, being a fucking bear, simply mauled Adhoof, Hirocuto got a leg blown off by Roosevelt's explosion spell, the Japonese leader stabbed himself through the heart and spine to preserve his honor by not dying at his enemies' wills, Joseph simply began eating the corpse of the mauled Hitler, Winston and Flanklin high-hoofed.

"Yeah, that was AWESOME!" Flanklin announced.

"I say, chap, that was most exciting of a battle." Winston replied.

"Da." Joseph agreed simply, he was a bear of few words, but much power, because he was a FUCKING BEAR.

"Military priority COMING THROUGH, GET OUT OF THE WAY." Twilight announced as she entered and passed the trio of winners.

"Da, is little Twilight filly, hi Twilight, is me, Joseph." the bear greeted.

"Hm? Oh, hey Joseph, how's Bearussia?" Twilight asked, the 2 were old friends.

"Motherland is fine, I come to Equestria for vacation, leave Vladimare Putin in charge, hopefully FPSBearussia does not put skills to test on motherland, how is your life?" Stalion replied her.

"I've been great, moved to Princess Luna for my royal studies, I have a stallion-friend, his name is Omega, and I'm helping save the Crystal Kingdom right now." Twilight answered.

"Ah, crystal kingdom, I heard is in arctic cold like motherland, this true?" the black-haired bear asked her.

"Yes, but Princess Cadance and my brother Prince Shining Armor are keeping it safe and warm." Twilight revealed.

"Nice, is very nice, wish I had pony magic to make motherland warm, but I settle for mild Spring and Summer times, how goes you and this Omega stallion? You have foals yet?" Joseph laughed.

"Heh heh, no, maybe, if we were genetically compatible." Twilight jokingly answered.

"I see, you already have intercourse, but he not pony, I guessing?" Joseph guessed.

"No, he's a human, remember, those bald monkey-like things?" Twilight revealed.

"Da, I know story, very nice, is he strong like Bearussian? Or weak like Prench?" the bear requested more information.

"He's very strong, not to discredit you or the other countries in the area, but he could probably beat about half of Haysia by himself." Twilight statisticised.

"Ah, he great mighty warrior of much power, I respect one who can suplex Bearussian, much more one who could single-pawedly wipe out motherland." Joseph praised, something he did not often do.

"Right, sorry but we'll have to meet some other time though, I need to talk to Luna." Twilight dismissed.

"Is alright, comrades, wait for Joseph!" Stalion shouted to the departed pair of diplomats.

"Right, so, my student, what do you need?" Luna asked, casting a bit of magic to send the bodies of Adhoof and Hirocuto to the afterlife, Twilight analyzed the spell, it could be useful.

"I need a reliable way to move myself around." Twilight requested.

"That all? Okay, follow me." Luna directed.

In less than a minute, Twilight was shown a powerful spell called 'Sai-yan's Flight' she learned the spell in a few minutes, it was a very highly controllable levitation spell, she could adjust her altitude at will, something only a few levitation spells could do.

"I'm learning spells much faster under you, Luna, why is that?" Twilight asked the lunar (and now solar) princess as they levitated together.

"Well, my faithful student, like your mate Omega, I don't bullshit around, Tia would tell you the name of a spell and order that you look it up, study it, and learn to successfully cast it, I show you the spell so you can know how it works, and do it yourself, no need to study beforehoof, you can do that on your own time, not my allotted time, I lead by example, Tia leads by the book, that's why she's taking a very long break while I take over all of the affairs of Equestria as it's Lunar and Solar Deity." Luna explained.

"That's, wow, I didn't realize, you're a much better leader, Luna, and a much better teacher." Twilight complimented.

"I suppose I am, Tia is too reserved, some pride-well-deserved never hurt anyone." Luna accepted the positive words.

"Well, I suppose I ought to get back to the Crystal Kingdom, I'll see you later Luna." Twilight said, flaring up her magic to teleport.

"I'll see you later, Twilight." Luna replied, and then, her student was gone.

The bi-spacial princess returned to the court room, happy to have helped her personal student, the 2 had grown close with their 'friend-to-friend' relationship than with a 'student-to-teacher' relationship, Twilight had very much gotten over Celestia, Luna was much cooler anyways.

Teleporting back to the Crystal Kingdom Castle, Twilight prepared to use her newly acquired spell to fly up to the top of the castle.

Soaring upwards, she quickly found out just how high the castle tower went, taking to the thermo-stabilized space in the stairway, she flew fast and high, quickly calculating the perfect path, the lavender mare waited as she flew, her friends could handle their own tasks to make the crystal ponies happy, she would get the crystal heart.

She only hoped it was there.

The rest of the Mane 6 were keeping the Crystal Fair running, the Crystal Ponies were happy.

Spike was jumping from roof-top to roof-top, he had made a pact to get more fit, and he had kept it, he could easily make the various jumps, his current goal, however, was different.

Check out 'Dose Asses', the plural form of 'Dat Ass'

He was under the impression that the Crystal Ponies were made of gemstones, and gemstones were 99% of a dragon's diet, the other 1% being anything else they could possibly eat.

Cadance was barely going with her magic, it would be less than 10 minutes until the forcefield fell.

Shining Armor was trying to siphon his power into his wife, but Cadance was unable to keep the forcefield going AND do the energy siphon at the same time.

Nothing else was really happening other than King Sombra trying his damnedest to get inside the forcefield.

A few minutes passed, Twilight finally reached the top, only to find:

A; Omega was already here and had the Crystal Heart
B; The top of the tower was like a gazebo.
C; Omega was staring at the horizon, waiting for something.

"Twilight, look now." Omega suddenly said, he had heard her approach.

"What is it?" Twilight was a little bit worried now.

"It's the beauty of nature." Omega said, he pointed to the 2 horizons.

The sight like a dramatic song.

From this altitude, the pair could see about 50 billion rainbows covering the sky in spectral beauty.

Not only that, but the sun was setting and the moon was rising at the same time.

They gazebo they were in was completely lit up.

Suddenly, a small, sand-tan colored burst of magic flashed, and out of it came a dark bit, which is worth 1,000,000 bit units.

Twilight spoke first.

"While this is nice and all, WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CRYSTAL KINGDOM WITH THE CRYSTAL HEART!" Twilight got the situation back on track.

"Right, come on." Omega said, stepping onto the stairway.

Then something happened.

The darkness of the crystalline energy detector, made to activate when an EoH bearer entered was diffused by Omega's dark energy, being a generally dark and sometimes moody person, this energy was so strong that it masked the EoH energy Twilight had, at least while Omega was still on the platform.

The dark crystals shot up from the ground again, trapping Twilight in the gazebo.

"TWI." Omega said in shock, he tried to break the crystals, punching them with the ICBM attack, but they were magically reinforced.

King Sombra chose that moment to break through the forcefield.

"Omega GO, this isn't enough time!" Twilight commanded.

"Alright! But I'm coming back for you after this is over!" Omega complied, diving off of the edge.

Omega was about 100 meters above the ground when Sombra charged at him.

Using the advanced trajectory and perception calculations he recieved when he first downloaded the Grudge, Omega threw the Crystal Heart to the ground at the right physics-specs to have it bounce into the aura generator.

The Crystal Heart plummeted to the ground, it didn't shatter like a normal crystal because it was a relic, relics don't break because the rules of reality forbid it, it bounced off of the ground and still went forward, landing perfectly between a stalagmite and a stalactite and charging energy forth.

The warm, protective aura blaster King Sombra away, back to the depths of the arctic, the Crystal Kingdom was saved.

Omega landed, using his Power armor to not die or even get hurt from the impact.

He turned to the Crystal Ponies, they stared at him like a god of war.

He slowly raised his hands into the air, they cheered louder and louder until his hands were straight upwards.

As though to accentuate his power, he had a bloodless scar over his right eye, for no real reason other than to look more badass.

Dismissing his armor, he let them cheer.

Everything at that moment was perfect.

Purpleness

"I have heard that you are in possession of knowledge of someone who is in possession of a map that can lead me to the one who is in possession of a powerful relic, one that could, in the right hooves, overpower even the Elements of Harmony." a feminine voice, it was full of pride.

"Yes, you want it? They're in Trottingham, the map is with them." a humble, masculine voice replied.

Blueness

"We need to ATTACK, Equestria is TOO MUCH of a THREAT, they CLAIM to be a paradise of HAPPINESS, a UTOPIA, but they possess a weapon, one that, if they unleash it, could destroy EVERYTHING, we mush SEIZE them and DESTROY their 'Plan X' before they destroy US." a different feminine voice raged.

Orangeness

"She'll pay, she'll pay for what she did to me." another feminine voice, it sounded strange.

"What did she do?" a raspy masculine voice asked.

"I'm going to find her, and when I do, I'm taking back my gold." the feminine voice replied.

Whiteness

"What's the progress Meg?" a dark male voice asked

"I've traced the DNA sample you had through the Equestrian records, apparently, the modern day descendent is one of the Element Bearers." a strange voice answered, it sounded like it was speaking through a spinning fan, it's voice distorted.

"Right, I'll find them, and I'll make them pay with their lives." the dark male voice replied

Yellowness

"How goes the research, Watt?" a strange female voice, it sounded like she was gargling while speaking.

"Lady Wooden, it would be very beneficial to your health if you didn't bathe in the blood." a professional male voice replied.

"Have you found the escapee?" the strange female voice querried, apparently ignoring the wise words from an unseeable splash.

"Right, you won't believe this, she's living, literally right next to the EVERFREE FOREST!" the male voice lost it's professional tone for a second.

"Okay, I don't fucking care, we are the rulers of the sky, we don't worry about the Earth Pony and Unicorn problems, we will find her, and continue our operations, starting with HER FIRST!" the female voice, un-distorted, sounded absolutely insane.

"Your daughter will not escape this time, Lady Wooden." the male voice assured.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" the female voice rebuked

"Sorry, then, Director." the male voice apologized

Pinkness

"I will find that bitch, she's getting an arrow right between the eyes." an angry female voice said.

"Calm down, you'll find her soon, I heard from the bartender in Chicolto that she's in Ponyville." a friendly male voice comforted, or at least tried to.

"I'll kill her for triggering that mining 'accident' she killed my father." the female voice still raged.

"My father was killed too, but I guess you've taken it harder, listen, I'm going to Seaddle, I'm not helping you with this." the male voice said, apparently getting farther away as it got quieter with each word.

Redness

"Is the prototype running?" a forceful male voice demanded information.

"Sir, you've been gone for 2 days, it has been fixed and gone out of beta, the prototypes Kratos and Infus, as well as Rekivad and the android are fully operational and functional." an intelligent male voice revealed.

"Right, so, the soldiers are functional, upgrade all parameters until you FEAR them, then, give them the old weapons, the ones the I sent you, give them to the bots, make sure they stay how we had them." the forceful male voice directed

"Right, what about the alien?" the intelligent voice querried.

"The alien is still safely stored, it will be released either when we go after him, or when he comes for us." the forceful male voice revealed.

"Omnilord, sir, how can we trust those bastards at the Biological Intelligence district to keep their word and help us?" the intelligent male voice skepticised

"They're after him just as much as we are, they were lucky enough to get the first alien, and he killed it, the second alien doesn't stand much larger of a chance, but his survival rate was less than 1%, so maybe this time he'll die." the forceful voice answered

"Right, we haven't located him, so the latter will be the option, if he finds us." the intelligent voice added.

"Listen, we may have given him a horseshoe, but that doesn't mean he wins in a land of horses, or ponies, or whatever, he will NOT escape this time, he will NOT live this time, and he will DEFINATELY NOT win this time." the forceful voice proclaimed

"Right, and you think he hasn't been improving himself?" the intelligent voice argued

"He may be a soldier, but he would dive head-first into the peace of this land, I bet he hasn't even repaired or built a single weapon, let alone his Power armor, and I doubt he even knows about having the Judgement Blade." the angry voice claimed, unknowingly ironic.

"I see, if confidence could kill, you'd be alone in this world, sir." the intelligent voice grumbled.

Darkness

Twilight stood with Luna in front of a new stained glass window, it showed Omega with the crystal heart above him and the Mane 6 below him, he held the Joy Love, a dual wield of the renamed Joy Mare, his MP, or machine pistol and the renamed Joy Stallion, his gatling revolver. the rest of the window was normal background stuff.

"Let me guess, I failed?" Twilight asked, sad.

"Nope, you passed." Luna replied.

"I, I passed? How?" Twilight asked in confusion.

"You see, by accepting your fate and letting Omega save the day, you have shown the ability to accept your own limitations, a valuable lesson, one of several that I have planned for you." Luna assured her student.

"I, I don't know what to say." Twilight said, breathless for some reason.

Luna hugged her, the hug lasted a few minutes, when they broke off, Twilight said her goodbye and turned to make her way to the door..

"Well, I'll let you get on with your life, then, stay smart, and keep on living." Luna said in farewell.

"I will, trust me." Twilight replied.

"I do, I do trust you." Luna whispered to herself

And with that, Twilight left.

The future would hold more adventures, more lessons, more emotions.

The only question was;

When?

Author's Note

Whelp, that's that chapter done.

Not much to say, I didn't bother with much editing.

I <3 you all, see you next time.

Byeeeeeeeee

Epilogue: It all fades to Blue

As Omega lay there, on the dry, hot, stony ground, one thought repeated itself over and over again in his mind.

Xero....

I wonder if Xero would have done any better.

Xero...

I wonder if Xero would have done any better.

Everything seemed to slow down, the blood coming from his mouth reversed itself back in.

Before the walk of shame.

Before the funeral.

Before the fight.

Before the music competition.

Before the 2nd marriage.

Before the princess conundrum.

Before reforming Discord.

Before the Crystal Kingdom.

Before the 1st marriage.

Before taking Scootaloo in.

Before the first Discord incident.

Before the Grand Galloping Gala.

Before the Sonic Rainboom.

Before the Gilda incident.

Before the arrival in Ponyville.

Before the building of his lab.

Before the first encounter with the ponies.

Before waking up in Equestria.

An explosion.

An explosion made of red energy.

Something came from it

Back it up. Wrong.

An explosion.

An explosion made of blue energy.

Something came from it.

Blue

It was time for Blue

Author's Note

check out the sequel/whatever.

Xero's After-the-Final Fight.

It's been a pleasure writing this, I love all of you viewers.

I <3 all of you, byeeeeeeeee

see you all in the sequel.