Omega awoke early, he and Scootaloo were going to practice, the orange filly had tried nearly 50 things that she did even better than painting, but still no cutie mark, she decided to participate in the best young flier's competition at the end of July, Dash would have probably come by to see, but she had made a mistake with her armor, and broke both of her wings, but she had learned the value of reading or some fuckery like that, the point was that RD was skeptical about Scootaloo's apparent superb flying ability.

Scoots was a flying pro at this point, she could outfly almost all of the fully grown pegasi in town and a good portion of the ones in Cloudsdale, Omega had updated her parts to be much stronger support, as well as the Mane 6, he had been spending all of his time with at least 2 of the 7 ponies, but he didn't really care.

He walked through the streets of Ponyville in his red jacket and white shirt with black cross, he saw couples everywhere, he had a sense of fear, it was the Hearts and Hooves day episode, he wasn't worried about his little sister helping her teacher get some love, but he WAS worried about his little sister getting HERSELF some love, looking through the day's messages, Scootaloo had given no sign of wanting love for herself.

He went to the library to find Twilight there, she was writing something down, very quickly, he watched her for a few minutes, she stopped writing, she was done, she cast a bit of magic to dry the ink, and turned around to get something, only to see him standing there.

"Hey." he greeted cheerfully, Twilight blushed.

"Hey." Twilight greeted back, her blush remained.

"What'cha got there? Something for your significant other?" Omega teased.

"No." Twilight answered, giving a good Fluttershy imitation by trying to hide behind her mane.

"Something for your special someone?" Omega prodded.

"Heh, I wish." Twilight responded.

"Is it for somepony you have a crush on?" Omega guessed, now he was curious.

"No, for somebody I have a crush on." Twilight revealed, levitating over the paper, she was blushing furiously, he looked at the paper.

Written in Twilight's beautiful penponyship, was a poem.

Twilight and the Red Knight.

Everyday, everyday the sun comes out.
I know that I'll be okay.
Everyday, everyday, the moon shines bright.
And on your heart my head will lay.

Because, I am with you.
And I love all that you do.
I know, we're meant to be~e.

So stay with me,
And together we'll sing.
Together we will si~ing

Dah, DahDah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, DahDah, Dah,
Oh whoooooaaa
Oh whooo~o~ooooaa.

Everything you do, Everything you say
What do you say?

Everything you say, Everything you do
What do you do?

I know we'll make it through

Stay with me, 'cause I don't need, any other pony
Please don't go
'Cause I don't want to be,
The one left alone.

Please stay with me, 'cause I don't want, any other pony
Please hold on
'Cause everything without you,
Seems to go wrong.

Even if, even if it's dark outside,
we'll keep eachother safe from any harm
And even if, even it's cold outside,
we'll wrap eachother gently in our arms

Because, you are with me,
and you know, love's boundless you see
I know, that's love's boundless too~ooooo

So stay with me
And together we'll sing
Together we will sii~iiing

Dah, DahDah, Dah Dah Dah
Dah, DahDah, Dah
Oh whoooooaaa
Oh whooo~o~ooooaa.

Even if it's day or night,
I know it's gonna be alright,
I know there's gonna be some fights,
but Omega? That's our lii~iiiife
We're gonna be, just fii~iiiine

Stay with me, 'cause I don't need, any other pony
Please don't go,
'Cause I don't want to be,
The one left alone.

Please stay with me, 'cause I don't want, any other pony
Please hold on,
'Cause everything without you,
Seems to go wrong

Everyday, everyday, the sun comes out,
I'll know that we will be okay,
And everyday, everyday, the moon shines bright
And on your heart my head will lay.

And together we will sing,
Yes together we will sing,

Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Do Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah,
Dah, Dah Dah, Dah Do Dah Do Daaaaaaaaaaaah.

Twilight stared, her face covered in a massive blush, Omega read the poem several times, he looked up at her.

Twilight braced herself for something, anything.

She felt herself being kissed. Omega was kissing her! 'He feels the same way, SUCCESS!!!'

"That was beautiful, Twilight." Omega complimented after breaking the kiss after several seconds.

"You, you really mean it?" she was full of hope.

"Yes, that was the most beautiful poem I have ever read, a bit heavy on the Dahs, but that doesn't matter, because it shows the mysteries of love, the words practically scream purple for some reason, but that's okay, because you're purple, and, I'm making this wierd now, I'll just stop talking." he trailed off, they kissed again.

<>

It had been a month since Hearts and Hooves Day, Twilight walked to the downstairs area of the library, she found Omega sitting there, reading a book.

She felt a disturbance in the magical force, suddenly, a rift in space and time happened, and from the rift came... Twilight?

"Twilight, me, past me, I don't have time to explain, listen." the future Twilight insisted, she looked tired and ragged.

"I can tell that you are me from the future, how far?" present Twilight asked.

"Oh fuuuuuck, this is exactly what I said, keep it together, the time spells are in the Starswirl the Beared section of the Canterlot Royal Archives, now listen, follow your heart, and listen to nobody else, got it?" future Twi assessed.

"Okay? Anything else?" present Twilight asked.

"Yes, whatever you do, make sure you go into the General Hurricane sectio-" future Twilight was sucked back into the portal.

"Uh huh, so, fuck that, let's go to the Canterlot Royal Archives." Omega proposed.

"Sure, whatever." Twilight responded.

<>

Twilight and Omega had, of course checked the General Hurricane section first, finding only a few graphic novels, they looked through them, turns out they were graphic, erotic novels, the pair read little more after that fact was revealed, they went to the Starswirl the Bearded section, finding spell books, Omega memorized a more powerful teleportation spell, and a 'Bullet Time' spell, Twilight memorized a time spell.

They left after nothing of interest turned up.

Teleporting to Ponyville with their advanced magical power, the pair parted ways.

A few weeks passed, Omega came to the library to find Twilight in distress, she was looking at a small framed photo.

"Something happened, what?" Omega asked in concern.

"Spike left, he left to go be with the other dragons, that was 2 days ago." Twilight revealed.

Then, something.... happened..... something... heated.... something..... that.... was...... a..... miracle.

<>

So, you know what happened? Sex happened, that's what.

Moving on from that like nothing happened, it was the next day, Omega and Twilight were asleep in eachother's embrace.

They woke up at roughly the same time, they looked at eachother lovingly, Omega took the liberty of teleporting them to the bed in the HQ, the air there was warm, they got up and went through the sanitation chamber, cleaning their skin/coat from all of the sweat or anything else that wasn't supposed to be there.

Speaking little, they teleported back to town, they were both very relaxed, it was both their first times, and it was great.

Moving on from THAT.

A few days and a several 'sessions' later, Spike entered to find the pair cuddled together on the floor, Twi's head laying on Omega's bare, steely chest, his shirt covering the entirety of Twi's lower body, they were looking at the ceiling, eyes closed.

"Hey, I'm back, turns out those dragons are assholes." Spike greeted, closing the door behind himself, he recieved neither an answer nor a reponse.

"What am I, a plate of ground topaz?" Spike asked, again, no answer nor response, he just walked upstairs to go to bed, the pair snored, asleep in eachother's closeness again.

<< transitioning to something else, hopefully>>

Omega and Twilight had to give eachother some space during the daytime, they DID have their own lives afterall, Omega checked the what the day's date was, the first day of Summer, he entered his town-house, only to find Scootaloo waiting for him, a frown marring her cute face.

"Hey sis, how long have you been waiting for me?" Omega asked, he wasn't sure if this was an attempt at reprimanding him, but he rolled with it.

"Where have you been? To answer you're question, I've been waiting for you for," she put a hoof to her ear to check her cybernetic clock "20 hours now." she said matter-of-fact-ly.

"Is it noon?" Omega asked sheepishly, he couldn't believe that he was being reprimanded by his 11 year old little sister, but he believed even less that he had been gone for 20 hours.

"Yes, it IS noon, you've been gone since 4 in the afternoon YESTERDAY, where were you?" Scootaloo asked, the fire in her voice replaced with worry.

"I was with Twilight, I don't know if you know already, but me and her are together." Omega explained, avoiding any mention of his and Twi's... 'activities'.

"Together? Like, together together? Like dating?" Scootaloo asked curiously, the question seemed almost silly coming from her.

"Yes, like dating, you're not, upset by that, are you?" Omega answered with another question.

"No, you want love, get it, bro, I'll stick to finding my cutie mark." Scootaloo replied, jumping off the couch and flying out the door.

"*sigh*... Kids." Omega stated simply, closing the door, he didn't show it, but he was even more elated than he was before at the revelation that his little sister would avoid love for a while, he didn't want anything to happen so soon in his relationship.

Several minutes later, after Omega had enjoyed a nice cigarette and a few shots, he walked back out to the streets, finding that the list was still pending for the 'Hurricane Fluttershy' episode, he made his way through town.

Walking for several minutes, he found that a few ponies were making their way to the reservoir, he followed.

Finding the pegasus ponies of Ponyville performing the cyclone that would pull the water to Cloudsdale, Omega saw Spitfire gaping in awe, the wing-power meter read 1000, a national record.

Omega was proud, very proud, but he suddenly felt, tired, he summoned the Speed suit to try and fight the sudden onslaught of exhaustion with adrenaline, but despite his best efforts, he passed out on the spot.

<>

Omega rose to find himself on a battlefield, the ground was white, he stood, and saw...

"Xero?" Omega querried.

"Omega?" Xero querried back, his hair was bluish-black with white highlighted ends, he was wearing a suit of armor, heavy metal plating, the gloves were Xero's own, as well as his boots, the power core panel held a blue X, the flattened templar cross visor glowed blue.

Omega was wearing a re-colored version of Xero's armor, and Xero was wearing a re-colored version of Omega's armor.

"You COPYING BASTARD." Xero shouted, charging at Omega.

Even with Xero's enhance strength, it was no match for Omega's normal strength, the enhanced reflexes helped too.

"You're really getting mad about this?" Omega skepticised.

"Fuck you." Xero stated, jumping away, still very nimble even in the heavy-ass Power armor.

"How'd we get here?" Omega questioned, looking around, the sky was red, but the ground was white, the only hint of color was shadows of bumps and other stuff on the ground.

He caught Xero staring at him as he magicked forth a cigarette, Xero had himself a pair of royal blue wings.

"I don't know, if we got here the same way, then we probably stayed in Equestria for about 20 months, got to dating on Hearts and Hooves day, and just yesterday, lost our virginities to our marefriends." Xero guessed, though crude.

"Uh huh, so, um, yeah, that did happen, so, who's your marefriend in your Equestria?" Omega asked, trying to make small talk.

"She's none of your bitch-ass business, but if you must know, it's Dashie." Xero revealed.

"I see, I'm with Twily." Omega responded.

"Wow, really? Nice catch man. Anyways, any last words? I can feel some mouth to mouth resuscitation going on, so our time talking will be cut short." Xero congratulated.

"Yeah, how'd you get a copy of my armor? You never did any science shit, and I doubt you just 'made it from memory'." Omega asked.

"I grew up man, I moved on, I learned, I got an apprentice, Enid, she has skills man, take 3/5ths of us, and change the Y chromosome to another X, and you have Enid, but the point is, is that I learned man, I'm happy to see you again though, it was great to be able to talk to you again, if only for a little while." Xero explained

"It was nice to see you too man, listen, I've got to get back to the ponies, and Scoots." Omega said, feeling lighter.

"Sister?" Xero asked.

"Yeah, what, same with you?" Omega asked back.

"Yeah, well, this is goodbye." Xero said, fading away.

"Bye, friend." Omega said, he was fading as well.

"Tch, fuck you." Xero said in his final words.

"Fuck you too." Omega responded, Xero was already gone, and now, he was too.

<>

Omega woke up to find Twilight breathing into his mouth, forcing air into his body, He breathed in, raising slightly, he looked at her.

"I wasn't drowning." he teased, whispering to her to avoid prying ears.

"I know." she teased back, whispering as well.

"Well, I'M OKAY, EVERYPONY." Omega announced, finding the only other ponies where his little sister and Dash, Scootaloo was getting a strange look from RD.

"Suuuuuuure you helped with the Cyclone thing, I gotta go Scoots, hang out with your big brother or something." Rainbow Dash dismissed, she sound irate, she flew off before any reaction could take place.

Scootaloo looked dejected. Omega felt pissed off, mainly because he couldn't do anything about this, his little sister had her dreams crushed, AGAIN, and the problem was that RD was the one who crushed them.

"I need to find a way to deal with this." he said to himself, getting off the ground and onto his feet, Omega picked his little sister up and put her on his shoulder. He carried her to Sugarcube Corner.

They enjoyed some ice cream together, Omega had decided on strawberry, Scootaloo got a whole sundae, Omega had plenty of money from his mysterious weekly 1,000 bit payments.

He decided to make a couple of guns, using magic to help make another Fi-Fu reactor, he made his diamond framed .44 cal magnum Desert Eagle have infinite ammo, he could do this for all of his weapons, but the risk was high the reactor messed up, he only changed the Archangel's Smite, with it's pitiful magazine size, to have infinite ammo.

Giving Scootaloo the Desert Eagle for her personal protection, Omega made himself a gatling gun.

Using a S&W.500 frame, but adjusting it to hold 6 rounds, he made a Fi-Fu reactor powerful enough to make 6000rpm as the revolver would have a high-powered rotating chamber and an electro hammer that would fire 6000rpm, the reactor would fill the chamber sockets with .500 S&W magnum 'rocket rounds' as it rotated, allowing it to fire 6000rpm as a Gatling Revolver, the barrel was re-formed to have many small holes in it, allowing it to cool very fast, the muzzle brake was fitted with a 3 inch long down-facing scythe-like blade, just so it was ready for anything, he called it, the 'Gatrev'

Locking the Gatrev to himself, locking the Destroyer Eagle to Scootaloo, the grip turning orange with violet secondary color screws, it looked really nice with the orange and cyan together.

Scootaloo wore a violet hoodie Omega paid for, it was just a bro thing to do, she could easily reach into the pocket and bring the Destroyer Eagle to and from herself.

Omega and Scootaloo, brother and sister in arms, they went back to town.

Scootaloo still used her scooter to do tricks, even Applebloom and Sweetie Belle agreed that she was amazing, but it wasn't her special talent.

At the end of the day, she realized that journalism wasn't it either, the CMC were really stumped about what their talents were.

Omega could have helped, but he didn't want to interfere with a delicate subject, Sweetie was an amazing singer, at least when she was singing a professional song, and not a nursery rhyme, Applebloom was great at repairing things and making them look nice, Scootaloo was great at flying exceptionally well.

He sighed, it was late now, the day had just slipped away.

<>

Omega woke up, he checked his calender, it was the day of the bakery competition. He got up, woke his little pegasus filly of a sister up, she had grown a little bit overall, not only were her wings about twice their size before, she was an inch or two taller as well.

"Ready to go to Canterlot for that competition?" he asked her while making breakfast.

"I'm ready, y'know, bro, with all the sweets you eat, I'm surprised you're still so strong." Scootaloo observed.

"That's because your brother eats healthy things too, and the bad stuff from the sweets just sent to a combustion engine anyways, so nothing is wasted." Omega retorted, he set the morning meal on the table and the siblings dug in.

"Uh huh. *slurp* and what do you do to keep up that musculature?" the filly questioned.

"One, don't talk with your mouth full, unless your eating seafood." Omega joked, before continuing "Second, I work out, I lift cows and what-not." he joked again.

"No you don't, nopony would let you." Scootaloo argued.

"I was kidding, I lift full sized model houses." Omega re-answered, his voice 100% serious this time.

Scootaloo was speechless, her mouth hung open, bits of chewed up toast and egg were still in there.

Omega simply reached over and lifted his sister's lower jaw to meet her upper one, then he snapped his fingers to snap her out of her trance.

She shook her head, swallowing her food, she looked at Omega, even under his black hoodie and white shirt with a red templar cross on it, she could see his powerful, steely muscles, he was almost impossibly strong.

And she had him to defend her, she felt that as long as Omega was still breathing, she would be safe.

A few minutes passed in silence, the only sounds were chewing, when they were done, Omega simply magicked the plates clean and put them away again.

Putting on their hoodies, Scoots in violet, Omega in red, the legally listed siblings made their way to Sugarcube Corner.

<>

Entering the bakery, Scootaloo immediately went off to find a place to sit down, she needed to preen her wings, meanwhile Omega laughed at the site of the ponies making the situation of transporting the cake to the train a LOT more complicated than it should be.

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler, quote from Albert Einstein." Omega faltered on the last bit.

"You know how to make this easier?" the Cakes asked.

"Yes, USE A Luna-damned motherfucking BAKER'S CART." Omega shouted the answer, everypony present facehoofed at their stupidity.

Loading the cake onto the cart, the trip to the train station was easy, the only problem, which was quickly solved, was the wind, which briefly threatened to tip over the MMMM, but these threats were silenced when the 3 magic users of the group made a simple forcefield to protect the cake.

Getting onto the train, the group set the cart up against the wall, then, they were joined by a few people.

Not much really happened on the trip, the events of the show went on, Omega and the others did not deal with the bullshit that went on, and thus, the problem was silenced, all 4 bakers, Pinkie, Donut Joe, Mulia, and Jacques entered their combined creation and won, everypony enjoyed it as Omega stopped Pinkie from practically inhaling the sugary mass of baked goods.

All in all, it was a great day, Luna threw Omega another gold bit.

He was really wondering why he kept recieving all these bits, what was going on? Why was he getting paid?

He didn't mind the getting paid part, he just wanted to know WHY.

<>

Omega had a surplus of weaponry at his disposal, he had:

The Ballistic Nightmare(s), a pair of triple barreled gun gloves with bladed fingers, the blades could retract to rest on top of the fingers if anything needed to be done with care, the gun was cartridged 3 super heated 7.62 NATO rounds, it was able to fire semi-auto or full auto, holding 300 rounds for this purpose, the blades could turn an enemy into energy, and were 6 inches long and sharp enough to cut through bones.

The Joy Rider, an SMG cartridged in 1.00cal OMG (omega machine gun) rounds, it fired 600rpm and held 150 rounds per magazine, it was modeled after the TEC-9, but with dark red frame and orange grip, the barrel had small, 3 inch long twin bayonets above and below it, just for melee combat.

The T-12, a shotgun cartridged in 15kg entirety, 12kg projectile, 2 inch diameter, 6.5 inch long shells, loaded with either ball ends for impact damage, or spike ends for piercing damage, the projectiles were 12 cylinder flechettes, .50 inches thick, 5.5 inches long, arranged in a grid of 4x4, with the corners missing, it was calibrated to 'Imperial 1 10' which had the shots spread at a rate of 1 inch every 10 feet, so, given the specs, even at 30 feet away, the pattern would be 5 inches wide, which was extremely impressive for a shotgun.

The Pownder, an assault rifle based of the AK-47 with red wooden handguard and stock, chambered in 7.62 NATO, the same as the Ballistic Nightmare, but the kicker was that it fired HE rounds, capable of breaking solid concrete in less than 10 shots, it fired full auto 600rpm and had a magazine of 300 rounds, so he could fire non-stop for 30 seconds.

The Shockwave, a grenade launcher based on the XM25, but chambered in 40mm HEAT spec-grenades, or High Explosive And Taser, special grenades, the clip held 10, and the 'nades could be detonated mid-air, sacrificing some power of the explosion, but allowing him to miss less, half a shot on target was better than a whole shot missed.

The Shadow Void, a grenade that conjured a 6 inch wide black hole for 1.337 seconds, gived the nature of a black hole, the size and time given are more than enough to suck up any enemies and anything else that is in range.

The Sollun, a magic gun, it could launch fire energy or ice energy, it had shotgun, rifle, assualt, and cloud functions, the cloud worked like a flame/frost-thrower, the rifle worked like a beam of energy.

The Archangel's Smite, a sniper rifle with a 1 foot stock, 2 foot frame, and 3 foot barrel, the stock was like that of a Dragunov, the entire thing was painted in "Ridiculou-Silver" paint, more commonly known as "too fucking shiny", it was cartridged in 127mm X 381mm 'rocket round' OMG (omega machine gun), or 5 inches thick and 15 inches long, it didn't need a secondary fire, the muzzle brake was a skull, the massive rounds coming out of it's mouth, 'rocket round' meant that the explosion of the powder launched the entire bullet out of the gun, as cycling the round was impossible otherwise, the clip was designed to mass-fabricate the rounds with a Fi-Fu reactor, meaning it essentially had an unlimited amount of ammunition, the 30 inches of exposed barrel wass engraved with the message

"There was a war in heaven, where Demon fought Angel, and Angel fought against Demon, but then Man came in and kicked both sides asses with their technology."

The Gatrev, a gatling revolver, mass-fabricating the .500 S&W magnum 'rocket round' ammunition into the chamber at 6000rpm to accomodate the firing rate, the frame was a 6 round chamber 500S&W magnum 'X-frame', the chamber spun and the voltage hammer fired the rounds out of the gun as they passed. The muzzle brake also had a small, 3 inch long down-facing scythe-like blade mounted on it, for CQC. The weapon was a frightening thing.

The Retractor, a double bladed sword that could retract each blade separately, the blades were 30 inches long, double sided, and made of diamond, the power was significantly upped bu the addition of 'Void Acid', a powerful bio-corrosive that left metal unharmed, but one stab could melt one's torso until it was hollow, the acid only stopped when the blood and other solutes had saturated it, but another stab would start the melting process again.

The Red Death, a powerful sword made of a nano-solidity metal that would not melt, useful, the blade was 4 feet long, the crossbar was a red skull with circular buttons for eyes and a triangular button for a nose, the pommel was a line with an X going downward, X for Xero, as a few of the younger man's weapons were what inspired the creation, by pressing the buttons, the energy facter kicked in, 1 for an energy enhanced blade, able to launch arcs of energy with a very quick slice, 2 for an energy overdrive blade, capable of performing an energy shockwave on the ground, and creating energy arcs from swinging it with the 'release' button pressed, making the tip of the sword a slow moving fountain of energy, 3 for an orange lightsaber, capable of slicing through almost any matter as well as the launching functions of levels 1 and 2.

The Long-Way-To-Die, Omega stays prepared for anything, in the most dire, most deadly, practically deicidal situations, Omega can use his hand to shoot a nanobot at his enemy, this is not the attack, the attack is that the nanobot takes a sample of DNA from the target, then sends the DNA sample data and a coloring code to a special machine in the HQ, the product is a Longinus Knife custom made for the target, designed to shut-down the brain, nervous system, and all bodily functions, only to be used if no other option is available.

The Judgement Blade, the ultimate weapon for close and medium range combat, created by the XV alien, the blade would take the place of Omega's entire hand, 10 feet long and capable of shattering diamonds with it's physical power, and shatter buildings with it's explosive power, this weapon was something so terrifying you are forced to piss yourself if you see it, and shit yourself if it's aimed at you. Omega, after acquiring Agemo's DNA sample, is working on an upgrade, to not only give it an explosive energy bolt function, but also turn The Judgement Blade into The Judgement Blades.

He had his entire arsenal ready, clean, polished, and loaded, he was ready for anything.

<>

It was the middle of Summer now, the Summer Sun Celebration went off without a problem, but that was the beginning of June, now it was the middle.

Omega, Scoots, and the Mane 6 were on a picnic.

Omega could hear Spike approaching, running, sprinting even, he began to worry.

Something was going to happen today.

Author's Note

Yep, I went there, Omega and Twilight are together.

"That surely won't end in disaster, the very idea of this ending badly is preposterous."

-Famous Last Words

For instructions on how to react to this, please check the first comment of this chapter, if the instructions don't help, feel free to freak out.

I <3 you all, see you next chapter, for the wedding episode.

P.S. this will never be a true clopfic, the furthest I will ever go into clop territory is:

"And then they had sex, and it was great."