Bridles and Corsets

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I have a new task for you. Your reports on friendship are splendid, but I would like for you to take it a step further. As you know, whenever two ponies become very close, they share a bond much stronger than simple companionship. Their love can eventually lead to the act of sexual intercourse, something you, my student, probably haven't had the time to, shall we say, experiment with. I'm not saying that being a virgin is a bad thing; Heavens no. It's just that you, as an independent, fully-grown adult mare, shouldn't have to wear a metaphorical chastity belt her whole life. Or a physical one for that matter (unless you're into that kind of thing).

Essentially, I request that you begin a new series of reports involving the joys of physical intimacy and sexual prowess. I'm also encouraging you to be promiscuous with your research, since no one pony in Equestria can show their affection in the same exact way as any other. Along with this letter, I've also included some needed materials for a more effective report. I hope they suit you well.

Good Luck,

Celestia

PS: Its probably best that Spike doesn't know about this, though if he ends up reading this before you do, just give him 'the talk', like your mother and/or father did with you.