Weird nightmare (plus melons) and (Un)expectedly meeting her "friend"

I’m running...

Running for my life...

Something is chasing me...

I have to escape...

The horrors I have seen...

Blood... Blood everywhere...

Flesh and bone...

The tortures...

The glass piercing screams...

I have to escape...

I have to run...

It’s chasing me...

I don’t want to turn around...

It was laughing maniacally...

Those red soul piercing bloodshot eyes...

That bloody malicious grin...

I must not look back...

I must escape...

I must survive...

I must not give up...

It’s gaining on me...

It swings its sharp knife to kill me...

Someone...

Please...

Help me...

..........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

I shot up from bed as I look around the room; I was still in Fluttershy’s. I groaned and fell back to the bed. I thought the ‘melon’ dream was all I could imagine, but it turned into a nightmare, like the rest of my dreams for three straight years.

What’s wrong with me? What do these nightmares mean? Why is it all the same? What was that... thing? And most importantly; why am I still in equestria? This wasn’t a dream? Then I’m stuck here? Well... this sucks.

I took a deep breath as my mind was focusing on the nightmares. How dark it was, how bloody it was, and how grim and creepy it was. I wasn’t prepared for any of that, as long as I am still alive. That is, if I could stay alive...

Stop it! You can deal with anything that is on your way! These nightmares would never get me down!

What’s with all the ruckus?

Just dealing with my nightmares, Brian.

Still the same one, huh?

Yeah, still the same good ol’ nightmares.

Gees dude... you need a therapist real bad.

I DON’T NEED ANY OF THEM! I’LL DEAL WITH THESE TROUBLES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL!

Calm down! Gees, don't get yourself a mind cancer. Go get a duck or something...

Duck? Fried or roast with gravy? Or do you prefer with mushroom soup?

*groan* Just go back to sleep, man! You’re irritating me.

A brain can irritate? How could that be possible?

If you’re a brain you’ll understand, now GET BACK TO SLEEP!

Fine, gees!

I rolled my eyes for Brian’s lack of sense-of-humour. I turned my head to my left to see Fluttershy... who was sleeping half naked. She was wearing her pink panties and a white polo shirt, showing her... ‘melons’ and she was deeply asleep. My eyes wide with embarrassment as I tried to avoid her... 'girl stuff'.

"UAH-MMFF!" I covered my mouth while sitting up, wincing that she would wake up.

"Mmm..." Fluttershy moaned in her sleep as she stretched out her arms and pulled me close to her warm pillows.

"OOH-MMPPHH!" my face was buried against her, as I tried to escape her grasp.

She kept on pulling me into her warm and soft 'melons' and rubbing her two legs against mine. My face was hot red and thought that my head would explode. She kept rubbing and pulling me as my voice was nothing but muffled sounds. Damn, she is taking me! Why do I deserve this?! I'm not ready! Please god in heaven help meheheheeee!

But alas, she let me go and shifts to the left while I was panting, no, hyperventilating to what she did to me. My face was glowing crimson as I look over to Fluttershy, who was still sleeping heavenly, and I just stared to her. God... Why?

I covered myself with my blanket and shifted to the left side, and still thinking of what Fluttershy did to me. didn't she noticed? or was she still in deep sleep when she did that? I don't know...

I just...

want to...

sleep...

*Yawn* I woke up and stretched my arms and my back, the sound of cracking bones could be heard as I sighed in comfort. The light of the sun shined right to my face, as I felt its warm rays. I looked around, and again found myself in Fluttershy’s room and sighed.

I’m still in equestria... how can I go back home? To earth? I can’t be stuck here forever... right?

I looked around again and noticed that Fluttershy was not here.

Hmm... She must be downstairs.

Shut up Brian, I’m still a genius.

Yeah, right...

Still a genius! cuz I tend to make art!

......

Speechless, I knew that I’m a genius.

...You sir, are horrible.

Haters gonna hate! *mental troll face*

Nope, its lovers gonna love, trollers be trollin’, haters gonna hate.

......

Yeah, I thought so.

Shut up, Brian.

U mad?

SHUDDUP!

He mad.

SHUDDUPSHUDDUPSHUDDUP!!

Yeah, yeah...

I got up from Fluttershy’s bed and proceeded to go downstairs, and thinking back from last night. Well... I hope she didn't noticed that. If she does, I’m in big trouble. As I continued to go down, a white rabbit sitting on a couch looked at me, and then hopped away. Whose rabbit was that? I thought as I saw more animals/critters in front of me. There were ferrets, squirrels, otters, a seal, birds etc...Etc...

Wow... That's allot of animals.

I count... thirty-eight animals.... I’ll be damned.

Jesus Christ! Is her house is some sort of Zoo?

Not that I know of.

She must be an animal lover then?

She could be.

Does she have a... OOH A KITTY!! *Squeee*

Wait! I don’t think-

But it was too late. I grabbed the little kitten and began to cuddle it. The first thing I know that the kitten started to shriek and rapidly scratching its claws to my arms. I yelled in pain, and let go of the... little Tiger.

I looked at my arms as I saw few bleeding scratches as I began to find something to patch these up. Thankfully, Fluttershy was there and saw my bleeding arms.

“Oh my, you’re bleeding! Please, follow me to the kitchen! Hurry, before it gets infected!” She went to said kitchen and I followed suit.

As I sat on the seat of the table, Fluttershy began to rummage to the cabinet and pulled out a first aid kit. She opened it and put out couple of bandages, some cotton balls, and a bottle of alcohol. She picked up some of the cotton balls and put a small ounce of alcohol. “Um... T-this might sting a bit, but it will ease off.” She reassured me, as she lightly taps the cotton with alcohol to my bleeding scratches.

I winced in pain and gritted my teeth to shrug off the pain, but a second later the pain eased off, as Fluttershy said.

“Man... I thought that kitten was harmless.” I stated.

“Oh, Tiger is just a bit nervous to everypony. She’ll will be friendly enough if you just have some time with her.” Fluttershy said, as she began to wrap my arm with bandages.

How the hell did I predict that? Are you trolling me universe? “That’s her name? That’s a bit... scary, to say the least.” I told her, looking to that little feline as she hissed. I looked away quickly to the kitten’s gaze.

“Oh no really, she’s friendly!” Fluttershy silently exclaimed.

“Yeah hehe... Friendly...” I looked back again, to see the cat smiling maliciously. *gulp*

“Eheh... So, what do you do for a living Fluttershy?” I said, changing the subject.

“Well, I love to take care of animals. And mostly I love to go out with my friends every day. Speaking of friends,” She finished patching my arms, and looked at me. “Why don’t you meet my friends? Since you are nice, I could be your friend. If you like to…”

“Uh… I-I” I stuttered.

“Please…?” She said, as she used her adorable… puppy…eyes…

Warning! Warning! Cuteness pressure in danger level! Reboot! Reboot!

Dude! The hell are you up to?!

Processing! Error 404! Danger! Danger!

THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?!

Restart! I repeat! RESTART!!!!

*Mental slap* CALM DOWN YA DIMWIT!!

Wha-huh? Brian? What happened?

You almost got a mental breakdown! Do you have any idea what happens if you do THAT again?!

… I get diarrhea?

NO! You will lose your own mind! ESPECIALLY ME!

I can’t help it! She’s dangerously cute!

I DON’T CAAAAAAAAAARE!

You’re not Pewdiepie…

SHUT UP! Focus, man! She’s asking you that you want to be her friend!

I don’t know, Brian! It’s too hard to say it to her!

Really now?How hard is it to say to a beautiful woman, who offered you her friendship? Plus, she didn't even bother when you slept with her!

I… I can’t- UGH! Fine! I’ll accept her offer!

Good boy! Now give me a kiss…

You may be smart, but you are freaky.

Super freak! Super freak! I’m super freakeh!

Dude, you are weird, for a brain of mine.

“I-I don’t know, Fluttershy. Are you sure about it?” I asked her, as a stranger.

“Yes,” she replied. “That’s what friends are for, even if she or he is a stranger.”

“Well… Okay, Fluttershy. I accept you friendship.” I said to her with a smile.

“Oh that’s wonderful!” She exclaimed, and pulled me into a hug. Her breast was pressing against me as my face was glowing red. She hugged me for a minute, and then released me from her grasp. She looked more happy than a girl who won the Oscar’s.

“I-uh… Well, you really did a great job patching me up, Fluttershy. How much can I owe you?” I said, as a friend.

“Oh, think of it as an offer. After all, you are being nice to me.” She sweetly said to me. Damn, this girl is so kind to me; even in different beings! I must give her something to thank her...

"Fluttershy, I-" There was someone knocking to her door.

There standing in the doorway and was another winged pony. She has a light blue coat and I kid you not a Rainbow colored mane and tail. Her chest and hips are smaller than Fluttershy but she looks more fit and more athletic. Her eyes were magenta and she is wearing a red top with a logo on it, a white cloud with rainbow colored lightning bolt coming from it and she have black pocket pants.

"Hey Fluttershy!" A voice called, somehow a bit tomboyish as the door opened. "Its me, Rainbow Dash! I just want to come by and... What the buck is that thing?" She said, pointing me.

"Uhh... hi?" I said awkwardly.

"WHAT THE BUCK IT TALKS!" She yelled and ran straight towards me and grabbed me by my tee shirt. "WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?! WHY ARE YOU WITH FLUTTERSHY?! ARE YOU HERE TO EAT HER?! NOT ON MY BUCKING WATCH!" She exclaimed as she raised her fist.

"Dash no!" Fluttershy silently yelled and grabbed Rainbow's arm.

“Fluttershy? Let go! This thing is going to eat you!” Rainbow angrily said as she tried to free her arm.

“Rainbow please, he’s not going to eat me or hurt me!” exclaimed Fluttershy.

“How in equestria can you be sure?!” Rainbow yelled.

“Because if I am here to eat or hurt her; I would have done it the first place!” I yelled right at Rainbow’s face.

“You… you’re not gonna eat her?”

“Yes, I’m not gonna eat her. Or even hurt her for goodness sakes! What kind of a man am I if I hurt a girl?” I said, raising both my hands with sarcasm. And as I said that, Rainbow released her grasp and step back to Fluttershy. Her angered face changed to a sad one, as she  look down to her feet.

"I...I'm sorry... I'm just a bit over protective to my friends; especially Fluttershy." Rainbow said looking up to me with a sorrowful expression.

Man... I know how she feels. "It's okay, what you did was right. After all I'm a bit over protective to someone I most cared of." I said to her with a smile and gently patted her shoulder. She smiled, a friendly smile and lightly punched my shoulder.

"Heh, you're not so bad yourself" She takes a look at me, looking me up and down "And now that I take a closer look at you, handsome even." Rainbow said, with a throaty voice which makes my bones shiver.

Oh dear.

"Ehehh uh... So Fluttershy, how about that tour around town? and meeting to some of your friends too? And I think Rainbow here is your friend so that means I already met one of your friends... Can we go on now?" I said to her with pleading eyes as Rainbow scooted right to me with those bedroom eyes of hers.

Please no...

"Hmm... Okay then." Fluttershy said as she put the med kit back to its place. "How about we start at Twilight's? She's a unicorn and I think she might know where you really from."

"Ohh! Maybe I should join you guys along!" Exclaimed Rainbow with glee.

Please Fluttershy, say no-

"Okay Rainbow, you can come along." Fluttershy replied her.

Kill me now...

"Ugh... Can we go now?" I grumbled .

"Yes, lets go." Fluttershy said and proceeded to go out the front door.

Ugh.... This is going to be an interesting - or not- day for me...