Heart Attack

by ilovepinkx33

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Random, Comedy
Length: 2525

I'm Rainbow Dash and I would like to tell you my interesting story...

I'm the fastest flier ever of Equestria who loves adventure and challenges. But there was this one challenge I've been trying to face….and his name was Caesar.
(Caesar is such a stupid name. Lol idk what name should I choose for boy ponies. This is neither Rainbow Pie or whatever ship I'm lazy to list. Lol)

Title Reference: "Heart Attack" - Demi Lovato

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-04 07:49:22 UTC

chapter 2

  How come she only told Rarity but never told any of us? How come she never told me? I've known her since we were fillies. Impossible; I shake my head to make sure if I'm in a dream; turns out it isn't.

"How come you never told us?" I ask, not realizing my voice sounded harsh as a result of Fluttershy flinching.

"I-I'm sorry that I didn't tell any of you..." she mumbles. "it's just nopony ever asked me about it."

Twilight gives her an understanding smile. "Oh its okay, Fluttershy. But we're your friends, you can tell us anything, and  you don't have to hide anything either."

"Oh that's true." The frown on the yellow Pegasus's face turns to a sweet, adorable grin.

"Tell us more about your brother."

"Oh well,  his name is Caesar's Salad but everypony calls him "Caesar" for short because they don't want to mistake him as salad or say 'I'm gonna eat some Caesar's Salad' so that's why people call him "Caesar". He is a year older than me."

I couldn't help but burst out a laugh.

"OMG. CAESAR' S SALAD?  WHAT A FUNNY NAME!" I blurt, laughing my head off as I roll on the floor with laughter.

Rarity slaps me across the head. Well it ain't my fault that I can't help myself;  it really is a ridiculous yet funny name for a colt.

"Rainbow Dash!" She scolds. "How absolutely rude of you to laugh! You sometimes act like an uneducated ruffian." She shakes her head. "I'm so sorry, Fluttershy."

"Oh, it's okay. Anyways, as I was saying..." Fluttershy continues, her eyes breaking off eye contact. "He is coming from Manehatten to Ponyville tomorrow for vacation and that he'll visit me after not having contact with him for so long." She explains.

"How nice!" AJ smiles. "It's so sweet and thoughtful for somepony to meet up with their sis." She says as she ruffles Fluttershy's hair.

"WE SHOULD THROW HIM A PARTY!" Suggests Pinkie.

I chuckle to myself at her answer. Obviously, Pinkie's answer mostly involves parties.

"I'll ask Princess Celestia if she can help us." Says Twilight.

"Ima bake a gazillion apple pies for the occasion."

"I'm going to find and sew the most beautiful outfits for us girls!'

"And I'm gonna practice my Sonic Rainboom!" I add with pride, chest huffing up. The most amazing talent i can do has got to be my sonic rainboom..plus i have amazing features such as my my dashing vibrant hair and my blue toned body and shiny coat..plus my sexy rosy eyes. Okay,I really need to be more modest. Haha anyways,  all six of us goes back to our places to get ready for the occasion. I fly back to some clouds to rest up for a bit. Caesar's Salad eh? Interesting. I bet he's somepony with salad as a cutie mark and a green body with white hair according to his name. Oh well, looks like I'll never know until tomorrow right? I decide to take a little nap before I practice some flight tricks and my sonic rainbooms.

On the very next day, my friends and I are at Canterlot getting ourselves and everything prepared for Fluttershy's brother to arrive. Yeah, I know that this "party" we're planning for our guest is a little too extravagant but you know Twilight Sparkle wanting to impress her guests with pretty much everything like asking the Princess to be involved in it. To me, I believe they'll be scaring the poor dude with all these sophiscated upper class themed decorations. But oh well; looks like I have to go with the flow.

"My brother's going be here in a couple minutes! " Fluttershy beams, clopping her hooves in excitement.

Pinkie Pie smiles. "I KNOW! I can't wait to show him around Ponyville and that we all can have a new friend in our group!"

"Sweet!  Meeting new ponies is totally awesome! " I say, flying around, overjoyed. "Unless if they're all chill and cool. I don't like uptight ponies."

"Same here." AJ agrees. "Who the hay would wanna be around a grumpy ole grump?"

"Exactly! " I exclaim. "They need to chillax.

The cowgirl pony nods in agreement as she gives me a pat on the shoulder.

"OMIGOSH! HERE HE COMES! HERE HE COMES!" Pinkie squeals as she bounces towards the door to greet our guest who we are about to meet for the first time.

The door opens to reveal a white-coated Pegasus with a buff body, and long feathered wings and legs. His long, golden mane is looks like he hasn't brushed it in a while and his cutie mark is of Roman numerals surrounded by eighth notes. He also has the most gorgeous caramel colored eyes I have ever seen. And he is SUPER HOT. Fluttershy is lucky to have such an attractive and sexy older brother. My heart begins to feel mushy and beats faster than before when I first see the sexy dude. Now I regret yesterday since I was laughing at his name.

"Caesar! " Fluttershy cries in happiness, rapidly flying towards her older brother, wrapping her hooves around him instantly.

"Flutters!" Says the older teenage stallion. "It has been forever since I've seen you sis! Since I left Cloudsdale to live a life in Manehatten as a singer who knows how to make good Caesar's salad." He chuckles at how he mentions his name.

"I know! I missed you dearly. I would like to introduce you to my friends. " she says, introducing him to us. After she introduces the other 4, Fluttershy then comes to me. "And last but not least,  this is my other friend, Rainbow Dash or as everypony calls her 'Dash', 'Dashie', or 'Rainbow'."

"It's nice to meet you, Dash." He says kindly. "I really love your hair. It really suits your name and it's such a beautiful name for a gorgeous pony like you." He winks at me as he leaves with Fluttershy.

I bet that my face at the moment is hot like chili peppers. This dude just called me beautiful. Beautiful?  Doesn't he mean awesome?  But I can care less because he's handsome yet charming and I think I'm starting to like him already. Impossible. I, Rainbow Dash, Equestria's fastest flier doesn't give a damn about love and romance; plus, it shouldn't bother me....well I guess it's a lie.

chapter 1

I'm up in my room, reading some Daring Do books during my spare time as usual. I'm so grateful that Twilight would let me borrow them....well of course, Twilight Sparkle is an egghead. Even now that she is an alicorn princess, she is still the purple egghead that I know. After I finish the chapter, I put the book back to my jumbo collection of overdue books I own Twilight, but I know she wouldn't mind. After all, as Equestria's fastest flier, I have the most charm. It can help me get what I want like make Twilight give me another chance to make up those overdue books. Haha.

Speaking of Twilight, I decide to go visit her at her library today. I leave my room and meet up with my pet tortoise, Tank who is sitting on my couch.

"Hey, Tank!" I wink, giving him a brohoof. "I'm gonna be on my way to Princess Egghead's place so catch ya later dude!" I say as I wave goodbye to the turtle. I start then to dash towards Ponyville below me, wings flapping.

I then finally make it to Twilight's library in 10 seconds flat. I knock on the door. Knock! Knock! Five minutes later, there is still no response so I knock again....but still no answer. Impatient getting the best of me, I decide to fly inside her windows since they're open luckily.

"Twilight!" I call for the purple princess. "TWILIGHT SPARKLE! PRINCESS EGGHEAD!" I call louder. Then as a response, I hear somepony downstairs. I fly down to take a peek and it is none other than the alicorn herself reading a book like usual; I always catch her reading a book whenever I come by to her place. I chuckle to myself. Typical Twilight. I thought. She really is an egghead. Just then, I let a smirk grow on my lips as I have a little trick up my sleeve. Snickering to myself, I stealthily tiptoe quietly towards her, not wanting to make a noise. Then as I am finally nearby her, on a count of 3 in my head, I shout, "TWILIGHT!"

"AHHHH!" Twilight jolts up, flapping her purple wings frantically.

"Who's there? Who's there? Who's there?" she asks, violet eyes wandering around its surroundings. "Who said my name?"

I couldn't help but burst out a chuckle.

"OMG TWILIGHT! YOU SHOULD OF SEEN YOUR REACTION!" I laugh hysterically, holding my sides as I roll on the floor, crying with laughter.

Twilight gives me a pissed off look as she lands on the ground.

"Rainbow Dash! What on the hay is that for?!"

"Well duh. You didn't answer the door so I flew in the window." I answer smugly.

Twilight rolls her eyes.

"Soooo...whatcha up to?"

"I'm reading a--------------" before Twilight can finish, Pinkie Pie suddenly pops out of nowhere.

"HEY EVERYPONY!" She greets us in her typical Pinkie way. "WHATCHA DOING??" She asks as she suddenly is standing on Twilight's desk a couple minutes ago. I don't think I'll be able to understand how Pinkie Pie can dodge physics but it's all natural for her which I think is pretty cool.

Twilight giggles. "Hey there, Pinkie Pie. Since you and Rainbow ask me the same question, I'm reading this really good book."

"You always say that for every single book." I point out.

"Whatever, anyways I'm researching on wing control and change direction when I fly."

I give her a gaping look of disbelief. She could of come to me for wing tips since I'm the one with the wings! Well.....besides Fluttershy.

"Whoa! You're basically using a written book as a source to help you with this? Why can't you go to some fast yet awesome fliers like me? I can totally teach you about wings." I say with confidence in my voice. I'm somepony who accepts challenges so teaching somepony, especially a princess how to fly is a nice challenge I can take.

Twilight smirks. "Of course you would. You can your cockiness.."

I act like I'm mad by folding both of my forelegs and letting out a hmph noise. "Oh heckkkkk no, Twilight. It's called 'dedication'."

"Whatever you say, Ms. Head Up in the Clouds. So when's the lesson?"

"Tomorrow at noon! You will know every single thing about wings that this daredevil tells ya about." I say.

"I WANT CAKE!" Pinkie chirps.

Twilight and I give her a look and all 3 of us end up laughing.

"Oh, Pinkie Pie! You're so random!" I laugh. Oh Pinkie Pie and her typical randomness.

"Hey y'all." Greets our friend, Applejack with a smile as she comes by to us, with saddlebag on her back. Oh of course we know that orange pony with that brown cowboy hat.

"Whatcha doin' sugarcubes?"

"Nothing really." I say. "Just walking around.

"Aw well, that's nice. I was just takin a walk too after I bucked all them apples back at the farm."

"You can join us!" Pinkie squeals enthusiastically. "We just need to find Fluttershy and Rarity and we'll officially be the pony walkers!"

"Uh, everypony walks, Pinkie. Isn't that a bit obvious?" Twilight points out.

"IDK.....anyways, let's find Fluttershy and Rarity!" Pinkie shrugs as she bounces leaving us to catch up with her. I couldn't help but giggle at how funny she can be sometimes. Well, that's Pinkie Pie alright; she knows how to make everypony laugh which is what I love about her.

A few minutes later, we finally arrive at the Day Spa where our 2 other friends are at for their daily spa routine. I personally am not a fan of spas because there will be ponies touching your hooves or the rest of you....plus, they would smear your face with some weird feeling, icky, slimy yet slimy substance Rarity calls "facial cream for a facial mask". Ugh, I shudder at even the thought of it like I am an athlete and we athletes don't do those kinda stuff. It's not really.........cool, let's say.

As I was saying, Fluttershy is taking a nice swim in the spa jacuzzi  while Rarity is taking a snoozy in her chair, snoozing away. Smirking, I couldn't help but just sneak up on her and scare her like I did to Twilight earlier. As a result, Rarity jumps up, awake from her slumber.

"Oh heavens!" she screams.

Twilight rolls her eyes, remembering the scenario.

I snicker at her, especially the reaction on her face.

"Rainbow Dash! What was that for? You're the exact same ruffian I know. Hmph." she huffs, fluffing her violet hair, trying to get rid of split ends.

"Oh hey guys." Fluttershy says timidly, giving us a sweet small smile as she left the jacuzzi and walking towards us.

"Hey Fluttershy!" I greet her with a smile.

"HEY FLUTTERSHY! WANNA WALK WITH US??" Pinkie beams as she bounces around the yellow timid doormat with enthusiasm as usual.

After my friends have their luxurious spa day while I spent my time chilling in the jacuzzi napping, we decide to go hang out nearby my house. Of course my house is up in the clouds literally, but we are just chilling nearby the trees near there if that makes any sense. We just sit there and pretty much talk about our daily lives and our well-beings.

Applejack brings out a brown paper bag from her saddlebag and takes out an apple from it and takes a bite from it.

"Apple, anypony? I'm havin an apple cravin." she offers kindly.

With no hesitation, we each take an apple from the bag and begin munching on them.

"Applejack always have the bestest bestest apples ever! We need to have an apple party!" Pinkie says with giddy while chewing with her mouth full.

"Aw shucks, sugarcube. You shouldn't have." AJ says, cheeks literally going red like her apples. "but by the way...don't talk with yo mouth full." she mutters to her.

I giggle. "Well, Pinkie's right, you do have good apples, cowgirl." I wink, giving her a playful nudge on the shoulder. Everypony agrees with us both, making AJ blush crimson red even more.

"Sugarcubes, y'all are making me blush." she blushes, taking off her brown hat and begins fiddling with it.

As of result of embarrassing her, all six of us laugh like high school filly friends. Ah, just another perfect day, just me and the girls hanging out together and having fun as usual. Why can't everyday be like this?

"Oh, by the way in case any of you didn't know, did you know that Fluttershy's brother is coming to town?" asks Rarity.

All 4 of us give Fluttershy a look for confirmation; she nods as a result. "Oh y-yes, I do have a brother." Whut? Fluttershy has a brother?