Welcome To The League Of Ponies
It was yet another bright and shiny day in Ponyville just like any other, and Rainbow Dash was having a conversation with Twilight and Spike.
"And what was up with Rarity that morning anyways? I mean, she's always a little easy to set off but COME ON! The little trick she pulled that day with that umbrella and..."
Twilights speech got interrupted by Rainbow, who put her hoof to her mouth saying "shhh" and pointed towards something with her other hoof.
"Look!"
"Uugh, what is it now Rainbow Dash?"
The two ponies started gazing at 3 mystical beings walking down the main street of Ponyville, making the ponies around them cower in fear and back away from them. Oddly enough, they seemed about as much scared of them as they were of the ponies.
The one walking in front was a tall standing man with a steel plated shoulder and legs, a helmet with horns and a giant sword over his shoulder. His torso, however, was not covered.
The second one, was a tiny blue and black...thing... with a pointy blue hat, metallic gloves and a scepter in his hand, which was nearly bigger than he himself. He moved around by jumping from one foot to the other, which kinda reminded the ponies of Pinkie Pie. His face was not visible, only his eyes, but from them alone it could be told, that he was disgusted by his surroundings.
And the third was another man, in a black suit, a green flaming sword in his hand. He seemed like something of a samurai only one thing was peculiar about him...His eyes...It seemed like something of a spider.
"Uggh not this again!" Twilight grunted. "As if the spider guy wasn't trouble enough."
"What do you think we should do? These guys don't seem that friendly."
While Rainbow Dash and Twilight were deciding what to do, the three champions were having a conversation of their own.
"Damn it Yi! How many ****ing times do we have to tell you NOT TO CHASE!?" The tall standing barbarian was furious.
"Oh sure! Blame me why don't you! I mean, what would you think of an answer to a question like "what's the worse that could happen?" Worst case scenario would be, i'd die trying and you two would die trying to save me...As if i knew that were gonna end up HERE!" The frustrated samurai replied and kicked the ground.
"I'll give you that one..." The Barbarian replied back, while looking around.
"And...what exactly is- "HERE!"?" The tiny wizard asked.
"Don't know...but my friends tell me that there's some crazy stuff going on in the PBE."
"And i'm guessing that by "crazy stuff" they meant a candy world full of tiny horses?"
"No...But who da hell even gives a damn about what this place is or will be, just point me to the way out of here!"
"I'm with Yi on that one Tryndamere. You seem to be trying to act as a leader here...Any leads?"
"Just one..."
"And that is?"
"These horses seem just big enough for you Veigar. Go get that purple one, it matches your coat. Maybe you won't have problems keeping up anymore."
"Rofl Tryndamere!" The Samurai laughed loudly about the barbarians joke.
"....**** YOU Tryndamere...**** YOU!"
"Hey! I'm not the one who decided that's it's a good idea to rush a Rod of Ages instead of buying tier 2 boots! An awful lot a good that stick will do you now."
"God, you're such an ***hole!"
***
"Well...I guess we'll just have to sort this out just like we did the last 3 times. Well introduce ourselves, let them know where they are and what's going on and send em packing. Lets go guys."
Twilight said, being quite confident about the current situation, which is more than could be said about the rest of the town.
"R..Right behind you Twilight."
Spike nervously replied, and started following her. So did Rainbow dash.
The two groups walked towards each other and soon stopped and started gazing at each other. Twilight was looking at Tryndamere, since they both were at the head of the pack. After a few second Twilight cleared her throat and spoke.
"Khe Khem. Good day. My name is Twilight Sparkle."
That seemed to have confused the living daylight out of the champions, and they just stood there in awkward silence for nearly half a minute, until the samurai finally said something.
"Holy ****!"
"Holy ****, is right...Hecarim, is that you?" The tiny wizard asked, staring at Rainbow Dash.
They continued staring for a while again. Then Spike whispered to Rainbow.
"Umm, i think he means you Rainbow Dash..."
Spikes voice attracted Master Yis attention.
"Ha! Dragon! Come here damn you!"
"Wait wha...AAHH! Get away from me!"
Spike started running away from the angry samurai and ran towards the Everfree forest. Master Yi followed him all the way.
"What's he doing!? Leave Spike alone you moron!" Twilight shouted, worrying about her friend.
"Uggh, there he goes again." Tryndamere quietly said, and then continued in a louder voice, while walking closer to the Twilight.
"I'm sorry, you'll have to excuse my friend, he's like that sometimes."
"But what about my friend? What does he want with Spike?"
Tryndamere and Veigar looked at each other, as if trying to figure out which one of them is going to be the one to tell her the bad news. They stood silent for a moment until Twilight finally broke the silence.
"WELL!?"
Tryndamere figured Veigars not about to say a thing, so he cleared his throat.
"Khe, khem...Well, how should i put this. Your friend is..."
A loud anonymous voice echoing throughout the entire town stopped the barbarians sentence. Everyone in the town heard the word but nopony really understood it's meaning or purpose, most of them just gave a curious look to the nearest pony, seeing if anyone else knows what it means. Twilight decided that the visitors probably know more than her.
"Umm, sir barbarian? What does "Executed" mean?"
Tryndamere grunted and facepalmed himself
"Uuugh..."
Veigar slightly giggled, but stopped after Tryndamere gave a furious look to him.
"Umm...Hello?"
"It means that our friend is an idiot. Lets just leave it at that." The barbarian explained.
"Sounds like a compliment to me." The wizard added.
"Sounds like someones forgetting their place in this match." A grumpy voice came from behind them, causing them all to look back.
"Yi? How did you?...Where?..."
"I respawned at the same location we arrived in this accursed place! God damn broken *** client!"
"Hey! This accursed place happens to be our home!" Rainbow Dash replied, slightly angry with the samurai.
"Well it might be YOUR home, but i was raised in a place where horses DIDN'T talk, and i would very much like to get out of here!"
"I can't help but not agree with my friend here. Does anyone of you know how can we get out of here? I heard you say there were "others" here too?" Tryndamere asked.
"Well...Yeah, there were...One of them died, one left by himself, i don't really know how. And the last one i had to teleport away."
"Teleport?...So you're not just talking, you're also magical horses?..." The confused asked, having nearly lost faith in everything.
"Heh, not just that." Rainbow Dash gladly replied and flew up and did a few flying tricks in the air, after which she landed back. She seemed happy about herself.
After a moment of silence, the tiny wizard asked.
"Hey Tryndamere?"
"What?"
"Could Hecarim fly?"
"Veigar...i've already lost hope in Yi here, don't let me down too."
"Let you down... WAS THAT A SHORT JOKE!?"
"WTH did you mean by "I've lost hope in Yi"? Huh?"
"Wait! Just shut up both of you!"
"Don't you "shut up" me!"
"COULD YOU JUST CAN IT FOR A SECOND, YI!?"
"Fine...Sheesh."
After the two were silenced up, Tryndamere spoke.
"You were saying, Miss Sparkle. Would it be possible to teleport us out of here?" The three champions patiently awaited her response.
"Well...That might just be a..." Twilight got interrupted by someone pulling her tail.
"Twilight?...Is it safe to come out of the forest yet?"
"DRAGON!!!"
"Oh Celestia..." Spike nervously mumbled and started running back towards the forest.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME! MY ULT IS UP!" The samurai furiously shouted and started running after the dragon, twice as fast as he did before.
"Woah! How is he moving so fast?" Rainbow Dash curiously asked.
"Uggh, it's a spell he knows, kinda like your magic....YI YOU IDIOT! GET DA **** BACK HERE NAO!!!" The barbarians shouting had no effect on him.
"Screw you Trynd! I'm not going back until i earn my team some gold!"
"AAAHH! HELP!" Spike cried for help, he was almost at the forest entry, but Yi was gaining on him.
"HA! GOTCHA! ALPHA STRIKE!"
***
Suddenly the samurai vanished and moved as fast as lightning around the small dragon.
"Woah, no way! No one can move that fast!" With wide eyes all over the sight, Rainbow Dash couldn't believe what she was seeing.
"Yet another one of his abilities...i'm afraid your friend isn't getting out of this o......"
After a brief moment of dead silence.
"Trynd....did Yi just alpha strike into a tree?..." Veigar asked.
The loud word echoes through the streets of Ponyville once more
"EXECUTED!"
This time however, they were followed by four more words that didn't make sense to any of the ponies.
"I'll take that as a "yes"." The wizard continued.
Tryndamere facepalmed himself again, and started shaking his head in despair.
"Uuuugghh....Ragequiters...The worst kinda people."
"Ragequiters?" Twilight asked.
"Yes...It's kind of impossible to explain...our dimensions are very different from one another...AAAAH! COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE!?!?" The Barbarian shouted furiously as he got engulfed in red flames. The ponies backed away from him in fear.
"I think you just wasted your ult there Tryn..."
"No way? You THINK!? You know what i THINK!? I think were ****d beyond belief!"
"Ha! Speak for yourself." The tiny wizard laughed, and continued as he burst into a dance. "My grand children will still be hearing the stories of how Master Yi ragequit after getting baited by dragon twice in a row! Ha ha ha ha!"
"....Good to see at least someones in a good mood....Uh, forget it. **** Yi! Miss Twilight, can you help us then?"
"Well i..."
"A SUMMONER HAS RECONNECTED!" The loud anonymous voice echoed through the streets once again.
"Well look who's back." Tryndamere said in a sarcastic voice, looking back as Yi approached. He then continued in the same accent "Come to give the dragon another kill have ya? He's almost on a killing spree!"
"Heh...Sorry guys. Connection problems."
"Sure...Connection problems... You are so ****ing reported Yi!"
" **** you Trynd. Your missing out on the action as well, so you're about in the same place i am. What? Did you think the rest of the summoners are gonna believe your ridiculous story about magical flying talking Hecarims? Pfft. Report me all you want, i'm outa here."
"A SUMMONER HAS DISCONNECTED!" After the loud echoing voice, the samurai started walking away from the spot.
"....What's his problem?" Twilight aksed.
"Eh, typical LoL player." The barbarian explained.
"Umm...typical what?"
"Long story, no time to explain. QUICK! Veigar, follow that bastard, he might lead us out of here!" The barbarian said, and started running after his friend.
"Good idea man!" Veigar agreed and followed Tryndamere. And the ponies left behind them were confused beyond belief.
"Well...I guess we'd better follow them." Twilight said, and started running after them. Rainbow Dash was a little less convinced, but she still followed.
"Hey guys *pant, pant*...Wait up!" Spike shouted from behind and ran after them.
The autopiloted Master Yi turned into one of the alleys between two building.
"After him! Quick!"
The other two followed him into the alley. Only to find Yi just standing still there.
"What!? What is this...I don't even..." The frustrated barbarian questioned himself.
"Whelp...i guess were stuck here then."
Suddnely a voice came from behind them.
"Hey!"
"HOLY MOTHER OF...!" That startled the tiny wizard so bad, his reflexes made him cast a spell...unfortunately the two ponies behind them didn't know that.
"Ha ha! You're funny."
"Ooh, look at that pretty light up there Lyra!"
"Ooh, what do you think it is Bon Bon?"
"I don't know but it looks like it's coming towar....AAAAHH!"
A large purple mass of anti matter hit the ground between the two ponies and sent them flying. After the two crashed down, one asked the other.
"Why does this always happen to us Lyra?"
"I don't know! But the followers seem to enjoy it." The two continued moaning in agony.
"Nice work smartass..." Tryndamere said to Veigar in a slightly sarcastic voice.
"Why thank you kind sir! I knew those two were up to no good from the moment i saw them." Veigar replied in an accent equaly sarcastic.
Tryndamere collapsed, having lost faith. Veigar sat down too.
"Well...Any ideas?"
"Not even the slightest."
"Then i guess were stuck here..." Tryndamere said desperately. And the tiny wizard simply nodded.
The two sat with their heads for quite a while, until Tryndamere started poking Veigar with his shoulder.
"Hey Veigar...Veigar, wake up."
"Huh? um, what? What is it?"
"Look! It's the surrender button!"
"Oh damn! HIT NO! HIT NO!" Veigar shouted.
"I CAN'T! It only has two slots, and those are for the two guys still left on our team....**** They both hit "yes"!"
The two started panicking.
"Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap, OH CRAP! What happens now?" The panicking wizard asked.
"DEFEAT!" That was the last of the anonymous voice that town heard that day.
"I guess were about to find out..."
***
By the time Twilight and Rainbow caught up with them it was too late.
"Hey guys, wait up! Oh phew, there you are. *pant, pant* Now what was all this wild goose chase all about?" Twilight asked, but got no reply from any of the three still standing champions.
"Umm...Hello? Earth to weirdos...Why aren't you guys saying anything?" Twilight got irritated by the lack of response.
"Fine then! Be that way! And you can forget about that teleportation. Lets go Rainbow Dash." Twilight started walking away.
"Umm, Twilight? I don't think they CAN."
"What do you mean?" Twilight stopped and walked back.
"Look at them- they're standing like statues."
"You're right...What do you think is wrong with them?"
"I got no idea...But remember how they said how their dimension was very different, and how it's impossible to explain? And did you notice that the weird voice stopped as well once they froze?"
"...What are you suggesting Rainbow?" Twilight asked, unable to catch on to Rainbows idea.
"Well it's like that voice had something to do with them, it's like it was telling them what to do or what's happening to them or something...And do you remember the last words of it?"
"Yeah..."Defeat""
"Well...This might sound crazy but...i think they were like robots, like something was piloting them, and whatever it was, had just stopped, leaving them frozen like this."
The two ponies stood and silently gazed at the champions for a while.
"Wow....creepy....What do you think we should do with them?" Twilight asked.
"I don't think there's anything we can do. They've served their purpose whatever it was."
"Do you think we should bury them?"
"No...We don't bury statues....we leave them." Rainbow Dash slowly walked away.
Twilight still stood and gazed at the poor souls for a moment, wondering if any of her magic would help, or if it were of any use to ask Celestia. But in the end she too just decided to leave them as they were- a still standing proof of the existence of other dimensions, something for teachers to show children in field trips.
And so the three champions stood frozen for a long, long time. They stood as a monument for the ponies, and nopony dared to touch them. They stood still until one faithful day...
Meanwhile, in Las Vegas.
"Ha! Alright guys lets do this! I'm playing Trnydamere this round, gonna destroy that top lane."
"Oh come on! load in already, god damn Teemo and his water wheel powered toaster computer. Ah finally, i'm in!"
"....................DA ****!?"
THE END!
